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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. -{9w.[5j$X;H H"CA%v&`!L

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'AIN/gw4y9n-h;w 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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z"F;SP LVj 竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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d sa {iS a 教五子 :All his five son took it
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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%L&V.N I4f 子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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+T!d"}1gmI(}'K 幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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$Z.o0t:lYZ1cI] 人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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ixAjL 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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