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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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Zr)YK_,l 性本善:Sex is good. 3I1GD(Y?-O'o&~D3R

]8HGO1Od5W2@ H&C? 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. -dX.dge
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it mM.LT#zP(~
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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OE ^|])G 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 5EH#W2eEz
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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w+D lr?}+F#` 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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