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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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QRb#f-T'|/M` 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. wp{uE6U

9t:Tz&U:N6d bG*C 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 'I#L'g^$r+b)] Nss

9ajd9z b%` d$b 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. #R!\-AN*F

"A0Ky3G b^| 性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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|(C0e;c"?v+q,p 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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+n~(K-df]W+@5c 子不學:If you don't study hard, whnC n#L
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5{*^/X q|:C`,d 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ? k0RJz'L
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. A$J,ej/m'wd

?H9C(`8o2zL2Qgv 子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, iX|'?j"On6K
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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@8a\uz `U7sS 不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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u1X?DH\g&k-dg 人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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