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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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性本善:Sex is good.
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+wE.h yjn&o7c4Z [ 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. d,MymvD/@-\

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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 0@&C]!h,Z7n/J

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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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@ rJ4]z/b 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 1Q+O5s#oQq

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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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