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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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#Fo JeP0^#b&V#Kt&e^-] 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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BxJ NL rg"D;K 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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!DKH:WX'` 人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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N&i9R3ru {)G 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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