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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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l}l \ qbB7}"t 性本善:Sex is good. !~!af:l@!`V

FV { e8Dg 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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0P([X6jY-nB7B 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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wAstU.V"bJ 性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $e P/uQb

^D+{h2jM"Ru1W;?j} 教之道:The way of learning it I B*Wow"}:C

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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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1qq'oej'Tf 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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6qUiY(e7oo 竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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9?$N Z"hxq[K 教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. .g#d)FIy

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\R3Cif.o;v 父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, E+R0y:X9wq
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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R#K'?1K"Yfr4z 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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%br6cCZ&L/h;d@PK 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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