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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. _3n"cZ:R^ [
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RNoT O.kMJK 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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+K8p:A\6_0~-F3mw9h 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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c,F?!W'zq 性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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GpS[.`P*Rp 教之道:The way of learning it ZXm&M]b
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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F$nu4H/M{ _ 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng a X l*oIo0c

4|d&]'C)vS;m 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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u;hO2pv Cy&m 有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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-xf E2mS 教五子 :All his five son took it D;OR8W-~guX'V

E [2^)T d\7Hg:fQ 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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R/@)Ym5X.XVS 養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4q)r{gDf

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:j1b]B1Z'U.N[[wT 教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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6Y(T DEk$l v 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. -c0v$R|K8T/O

4fW6j"@ _ U1I@7Xm 子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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3R s R*?k\:g/@c 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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;s {:V8h1| 不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2r8U9w_|/U7F5E
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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posted before
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