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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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Q!c@ L`7H;[ 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. -W5O M2k `J y7W-P&~;Qx

Lwd&M t 性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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't CJ{.q.^9D 教之道:The way of learning it E*exG#WV

|kDeT Ur*j 貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 0F6f1O7YBb$Y9K

:WFrI:T 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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8Xf'sOn8bfP^ 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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~(S |+T)D.cX[nu 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. %@#G;WOF3q3H

tVDE-q 竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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B-Z`~%L ?6?8xn 教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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'z+L,x5W%I#_#N 父之過 :It is all your fault. G["r5N9C

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6\6}h_\}Z 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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l8VZT;k,LE!h m 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, G l:r$Np2i{3Y?cJ
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ,gx/@@{)PC

xn-wt3R(Yz:x.a 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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