3字經(english版)
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性本善:Sex is good. _3n"cZ:R^ [
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. )|3A[0_MR,SECe|
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it ZXm&M]b
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng aX l*oIo0c
擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 :All his five son took it D;OR8W-~guX'V
名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4q)r{gDf
父之過 :It is all your fault. ZI6@YhM-]bI
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. -c0v$R|K8T/O
子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2r8U9w_|/U7F5E
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness bro,
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