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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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["R(N N%qBFPw 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. Z;\ FT_

!pz9gz8X a 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. Y#I Z,arnS wC3R,K#Z
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教之道:The way of learning it
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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0cX{x'w8GydI 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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