3字經(english版)
人之初:At the beginning of life. l$m p3i g4\5n&E M rd$WS1`9}
性本善:Sex is good. K9^un$tD9S Y
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. -W5O M2k`J y7W-P&~;Qx
性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it E*exG#WV
貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 0F6f1O7Y Bb$Y9K
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學:If you don't study hard, s;PcPY/J8J-G
斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. %@#G;WOF3q3H
竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine @x7J3F-}(z
教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 6e9t)jU'n egRF
父之過 :It is all your fault. G["r5N9C
教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, :k+i/xW n;D6uy9@!i4m
師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 8u bK5T)Vvp0NX
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 6E#S,B)S;bHyvrV
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, Gl:r$Np2i{3Y?cJ
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ,gx/@@{)PC
不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness bro,
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