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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6l E7iUI-e 性本善:Sex is good. X/Z{M6D7p-v6DB&a
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. .c}4T\vc

J]:?V_ ~o$U1wW 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. O.a(bh/Mw+I/wK
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(A5O+WUgk 性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $_1c'kp C
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, _bl!Xo;\&{
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. l3|A0N6n.VVuV'q

Kx,w|K)x"RF2F 竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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{e `\7?)S 教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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)R+Q?Xf2Eax 養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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q0Ff6{'@T4\$O7z,} 父之過 :It is all your fault.
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&]O&c5^|z?9n 師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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$pY/f3ng2z5E#`)M~*[ 幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5]1Asp@8{%}+X
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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Yc5M&R%]3IQ 不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, S3dvy%G*r J@c
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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