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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初：At the beginning of life.

性本善：Sex is good. !~!af:l@!`V

性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it. 4vs,O `W3b@g4I

苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.

性乃遷：Sex will leave you.. $e P/uQb

教之道：The way of learning it I B*Wow"}:C

貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng %EU/I~Mcx6B
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擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. "?sj{pT9\2dS
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子不學：If you don't study hard,

斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山：Dou, the Famous
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教五子：All his five son took it
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名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-known. .g#d)FIy

養不教：If your children don't know how to do it, +B @Brxk_)A%Xe

父之過：It is all your fault.
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教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it, E+R0y:X9wq
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師之惰：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學：You may refuse to study this
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非所宜：but that is a real mistake It,Z%fY;K
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幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood, g'v*Xi,jCx

老何為：you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick, 8J%u3e;w8G
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不成器：It won't become hard and strong. 4B8N6~ GYq2}
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人不學：If you don't learn sex,

不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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