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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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j/a,x1If0I1}1P 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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-a n v R na 教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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2gB~vy 子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, D(K_Il$F{9BN+Q
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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4LLQ(gg'z T/J 人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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