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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6E'R IM l~h6F 性本善:Sex is good. JY#n}}{
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. O {H!vKy+M WL
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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VV'S#dI 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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A!vUIY 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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[ Ed\.g;byF 子不學:If you don't study hard, T u-^;K&j&RE/Q`5w
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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'q0NjV8rX 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 9D{/dU'aH r/M
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3D A0Dg(XSl

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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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6macz5JD g 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 4n4C@%W9XM
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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4S M8O p'j$o*a3I'N 玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, @6y$ezkN
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, K iN!n3v`~'BlI

*m*pg3d] L 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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