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dezxx 發表於 2005-7-29 02:22 AM

3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. ~B^w0m/}^;zf

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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. NENH/ARD RA

Yw8z!{_4} 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. xPxlz:r

f7J&e9S2D6Gd1nWez 性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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OT;K:P"F/| 教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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o"l)I8]9O2n 子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. W0L&d]L5L!F)pp/b

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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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4Z$y+X QW;rd 教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, BM3W \Le!VF!pONz
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness

fatfatdragon 發表於 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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