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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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5{n%A%MnG 不過訓緊覺個陣我就唔知試過幾多次la....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
']o|~&C;I[ b 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.sRm1U V4]0Bm&m!e
係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,$I}|(_-b l^
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過]\`.X$X \+s
我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒.... N:L h!L(XSP4m7c Y
然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,0y'Hl2M Ll2Md4{O
用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之@*a#I4D5t%X
比我抄倒...用拖鞋+10成功力狂拍左佢3下置
Hncm \ oS 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" +tV[ R&Tp$s{sW1J
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
q.F!rJE 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]JiZ'KW jxT
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。IJ5a qIb

1n(B kI3Ev$x 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！ o7DX*`q9a;j2Ay'I
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
2ntTL:R9e 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過... [/quote]JIc&s*g
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,v,O]&n X-Y V
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..aq$K7`F9Q0s"w;p s
我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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#Uv5|Kh(FS4| 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~x"e)j6MPXO:\
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:T:Jf+eA
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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..
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5U*_`:^8] 打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛

pcm3h#@s 埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
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r$L 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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據說小強是盲的。
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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據說小強是盲的。:g(xIO\
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
RK WT3R#Z 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
lp:A4`J(W"YO 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..RNhI9Q Z?
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....7vhl&St}x

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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[G"Z4]&w 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:} AB"W.y/b0t_({ T
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:da4W Td^

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楝..我永遠唔敢用手掂果頁紙..

☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:s0P})U3h&r}a
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