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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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J+~OuC4p0R 我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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狂卒皂液用花灑係咁洗格勒底..洗左半個鐘...
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過3C/Bd\%N3F"s
我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" #G d\1a NP,Yk
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!6bAbqZluy&|.YA*uE
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:v&](Z`,a\[(eY]
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]~
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白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。
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UI}k/yDh6uR 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
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我剩係試過... [/quote]

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訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:+|fY.o9g

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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... ;Z)fG"L{}e*h
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
0WE3W+P0c&q'e/M 我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]
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試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面!m {|:NF%KA0Y
想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
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埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:!FI S m"c
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據說小強是盲的。

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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
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但佢自己又控制唔倒..
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....cN;Og&n
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:)[2_?$[[6~x
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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%Lg/C9x:[$V![q;M 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:2gkT,_0} jp U3c

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小學讀D書講昆蟲,淨睇到小強D玉照已經令我毛管
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM: `m3i\,?8I

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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