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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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&M`i6pK,f&b 有冇人有同類的經歷?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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蘭上身果D..當時對我來講已習慣晒..唔講了..
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我-cTb5W-["u]
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7{I-VXxWS;I/T 另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
:L6ASb7Y XfY 我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
FQrc7V 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,g:gf"o9Bf I9p|+e+v,Z
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" 0O6~S/pu`5N Hz.@

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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
8["{lO&wCUncwf 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]?*Hk"yY Mo2E\p1_
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。6|z |8dSL
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有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！ Fl:^+VM

/MjHy P[ 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:/nQy,L/n0l6T L&hM
你本身驚唔驚小強架? YTK3}UR+l5FK
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-~9e|]:r4Ia 我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,Y/r7xW&LqzR:?
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
4a @j HC2X9~L 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:(KE]]!J,_I Hw_o
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0t#w-~OU^4jc 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
"n7B!X0g$Zg5C7S 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,1pzmnn*r1i3Z
打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛;j#t;h1c:sZb[R
埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
SGj:mLY}E;RD0W 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:5syy)^k6P3NV

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:|[}hp q

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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:#^#hS&km8g

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g%v3z^+c4[Y&{ 嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]jC:I5E})Hv5B

3\\RFC6M5P1q 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
4kUr;IOT? 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
d:E5]D2mq 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
VLG rD7c.t*aV| 但佢自己又控制唔倒..
8E@9U;F5EW 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:j"[np"[.{
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:nYYSK5w1C
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JW&OIE$dd%jx 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:R1~ {`e{B&]

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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:8]O+{!Hy1X

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