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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:Y&ky-St4E
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? 5HqI)tJ3`3_ OZM

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.#jg+F?x;D2b
係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我O$q3Z^r c)n#GZ ?(o:X
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'Ws f};bd!{0j 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:-di)~9Ypo/}nD:O
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]|.?m)yk
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有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！ +Hha+sQ{:?

3ji ExV&| 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:e2{g^ RF|mYS
你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,
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我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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{(P-tYT RTx 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
['O+l1o7PGp*Y$\Pa 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:gp2L{ pH'_&z{'nZ
我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]V8I U c/yn
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試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面0YPw XX8OHn
想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:-a7S}!iJ^%\-r
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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t CUcpe:F2WlQ 希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:(^)BoVg`\

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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
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gS 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..MxEZ4_-d&n
所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..@7fr+WA4j f?:Y
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
D$p}y9n-NRy 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....'xTR8?0j:twa

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i 不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:%Yigpu R:Z x

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我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
D5F+UDV2i 佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]d!V/bZ `\

vg]+Lt'e)EN 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]v%s"aHZ3RG&w3X-Q\4u

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:Qp3[${$jfI,ew
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