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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:sy+f(P~1I pV"A u
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?O%@4rG&J2o-@?@~
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? (G?}FQWn _j%h
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:G6@V6zvs k5o
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒.... p#c {&xm,@H
然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,(J0n2U(EIP
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??" 5y*iX2lZlt
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!)T4N3B%r/Ni)L{r
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59: jtzS9L)\
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]%F*}]O m3y#k5j/m
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。4h+~F
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PTe Y6wJ)_$C+j 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！ L&b+WD
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:6z/pp
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,(s^BOK
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我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:"s4TGl,},sv
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... 5u\,E&h/J.E/Y5cS}
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
:S3{)Y.}xmx 我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]
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然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~'A6t1m}Au]%_D
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote][7A+w;?i
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可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
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講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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!b3v1_ sMTQ,V 聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:u[IA:p*d"C"w:X_#s

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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TC%D5x&Fo*m yes~~飛左個一頁唔讀～～

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