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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:03 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 01:00 PM:7j3k:d5h2w
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6r+|9? C(x_` 嘩~~ 係我地講得咁厭惡佢地時,你放張咁既上來,真係想嘔~~

sherryliu 發表於 2005-11-9 01:35 PM

What is  小強

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 01:59 PM

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! dv o0o?W^v
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[color=Blue]有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! [/color]
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c2r|U${L ^;u"b [color=Blue]尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? [/color]
zV;UKe j*t [color=Red]小強會選擇理想降落位置, 條件1深色(小強視力只能分光暗深淺色), 2表面不光滑(有毛), 3乾淨無異味(有人味會自動閃)[/color]R!~&x${X
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[color=Blue]我家住廿幾樓,但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。[/color]
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[color=Blue]究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?[/color]5WE*Y l7}"r
[color=Red]有, 但係是 德國種 小小強, 唔識飛[/color]^:Uu6m;P%W9m
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有冇人有同類的經歷?

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 02:05 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:.s$[w.c/y"b

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/P ^-G$[anr 最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我(O4ex!w^'}!W2d
禁地出唔番去,就咁香左..嚇那到我即入廁所,
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咁佢係比你 夾死 定 臭死 既呢?:P

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 02:20 PM

[color=Red]小強會選擇理想降落位置, 條件1深色(小強視力只能分光暗深淺色), 2表面不光滑(有毛), 3乾淨無異味(有人味會自動閃)[/color]4MNU7d$|~S ~
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咁我係咪要開始培養濃濃的體味?? :o

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 02:24 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 02:20 PM:
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q(N/t'i9i z rt 噴 殺虫水 啦!  比佢降落到都冇命走!

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 02:29 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-11-9 02:24 PM: FGg3O bj#b m1[I's0V(j
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噴 殺虫水 啦!  比佢降落到都冇命走! [/quote]
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至弊會將自己都毒死埋~~

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 03:29 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-11-9 02:05 PM:
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\u:TU)L3y` 所以我都唔排除佢係臭死o既可能性;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 03:38 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]d228216[/i] at 2005-11-9 02:24 PM:pNAW [h4N
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噴 殺虫水 啦!  比佢降落到都冇命走! [/quote]
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所以我每次都會貫上十成功力落隻拖鞋拍落去,
!ii#sZ!qj9H c~7c 務求一擊即殺,絕無翻身機會,亦等佢死得痛快!
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當然飛o個d..要等佢降落o左先得:P

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 03:59 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 03:38 PM:?!S:m\)nE3Fi
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d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 04:06 PM

我以前玩氣槍....0.7蕉耳....有星把....打到d小強爆開(命中率三成)
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成牆 load....比呀媽鬧...重要我賣咗支槍0J2NI%PPSil

Q(s S-U9Y7Y 後尾養咗兩隻 大支喳, 開放式[用個舊籠, 冇門, nut咗的]....小強比佢地食清

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 05:11 PM

最忌係d小強入屋後不知所蹤........

d228216 發表於 2005-11-9 05:22 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 05:11 PM:
Z,@2v]g;_U%t9A 最忌係d小強入屋後不知所蹤........ [/quote]
#k3|!n@S a2f/Z8g 唔駛擔心....你見到飛入屋的小强不足總數既2%......so 梗有一隻係左近..

周衡 發表於 2005-11-9 06:02 PM

我試過有次著住孖煙通坐係沙發度,突然覺得下面好似有d野郁郁下(袋底果個位),心諗今次賴野喇,即彈起身跳幾下,點知係褲襠飛左隻小強出黎,之後唔知佢飛左去邊,亦唔理佢飛左去邊,即衝入廁所係咁洗
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 06:14 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]周衡[/i] at 2005-11-9 18:02:
|/kuGra 我試過有次著住孖煙通坐係沙發度,突然... [/quote]
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牛仔 發表於 2005-11-9 07:52 PM

嘩~我人生見個一次飛小強~~勁大隻~~超超超超超超超超超驚驚驚驚~~!!!D(gP(X8?\:W/D
叫救命...~!!!

natal 發表於 2005-11-9 08:32 PM

我試一次小強冇啦啦係飛咗去個mon度, 嚇死!

kaixinren 發表於 2005-11-9 09:48 PM

试过有一次冲凉,一只小强飞到我背脊,吓到我好似女仔甘尖叫....真丢架!!

chong_lau 發表於 2005-11-9 10:50 PM

有d 小強快到你睇唔到架@@"你地見過未?

ThomasKoon 發表於 2005-11-11 03:06 AM

有試過﹐不過次數就唔係話好多﹐最近一次係上星期夜晚﹐上緊網﹐突然有隻小強出現喺我部電腦﹐不過估唔到佢會出現﹐冇準備之下打唔到佢﹐俾佢走甩左.....
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