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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強，十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既，真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味，點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:)B"V4F/|y0bYg @q/\
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我家住廿幾樓，但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?](Q(O1p1q){v

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過一次比佢掂過 , 因為我對佢極之靈敏, 就好似蜘蛛俠既危機觸角咁, 一旦我感應到佢係我附近, 我d 毛髮就會豎起, 然後以超乎常人既速度逃亡call 救兵 .....
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不過訓緊覺個陣我就唔知試過幾多次la....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
#dLq+u0p 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote] xzG7^8`B

qbw&uo4Q9E 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.;x9rs c3Heh:m7VN`
係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,*oy7i$y6d }0f
所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,Ti!Q1f,^ H
蘭上身果D..當時對我來講已習慣晒..唔講了..\h&jKNj)b&M
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我&g.r!{T m%`z$Z
夾死左....第二朝醒時,覺得吉吉地,一摸先知有
a gz kZ,Ep[$Y 隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我
c;U;R/J1Lg 禁地出唔番去,就咁香左..嚇那到我即入廁所,
T:xH)dY] 狂卒皂液用花灑係咁洗格勒底..洗左半個鐘...
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我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
+B5q {b#Q?eMdq)K 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
nV9s i t)u0w%cz 用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
t"`8@#G4[7u 比我抄倒...用拖鞋+10成功力狂拍左佢3下置
\Mz8J2sFo 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁，突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地，我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話，小強嗎??"
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次，所以我係怕飛天小強的!9hd1L8?aH3j B
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不過而家大個，我會用殺虫水打反恐戰，結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅～～

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:QvoH5_h4X*A2eA
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
n'n$^ jt:GP6a|"l9E 白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。
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/^'gx$| fVR$S 有當然有，講起小強，其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強！
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看，嚇得脫手，跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠！:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
Dv!@!Bj*~l 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過... [/quote]d6iQ JQ$@ki!l [

V _u1M,R 我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高, gF SY5d1T
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..G,La5_1^Wo,k
我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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&]%_B?Z*P)~ka 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
Q _*KL(a$r!}$aHL 係... [/quote]
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩，竟然死係"加拿大"~~&e~)J/\&H
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時，佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
N'QE.b6i'p\1f1IY#FQ 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
O rkr9F$c 我唔怕地上小強，但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]nG"i lg

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但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚.."];n+r!uS
試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面
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1j&JkC2B U|9{"m 打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
!HgC&y(G4Q"|'t3l;b 埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..$cY)`N8G4[3m(EA'N
然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~:q!w ]:b[K;`y4m
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:M.m3]_O!xF Tvf

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yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快
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據說小強是盲的。5bK3`)GVA)@2x
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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v.dZ,w@J6FdL-L 據說小強是盲的。;N;d3Y)mF
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uF5S(Zav8OB 希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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嘩～～你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]'WRY.D N2A.Ktlk E

@l`6pPw3u-z nY 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁rV?*M3r/~BM~c7U,A
可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
-~Fv!x'p/f{%~N!H 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..h!z/D+O C*N7fD
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
/Hi$|sD9E#K&SK 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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Z,]*xNo+}ld1^ 不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM: z` H*ZgwOa
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*Vk }4^1k 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:P$FJe1p.tKj;ee7CU
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]u+sS#L` D K

RtQ,i8B 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道，係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關，即係身邊既人驚，咁就有個驚既氣氛，令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM::o [WJ"Y
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM: d;OhGz S

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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:3o)@J p,RF`

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:3plEdc

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