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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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我家住廿幾樓,但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?&mE6BT;n3aV HT3D
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? "b#T?R7}"Q|+^ |
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
A ^ [9wt"Z^$i 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒.... r4HD ]/GJ#x [)s
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁,突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地,我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話,小強嗎??" "@!} |;E(}-`3m:x_#Z6R
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次,所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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不過而家大個,我會用殺虫水打反恐戰,結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅~~

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:M*a)bT:B]3m9{
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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I1@3us%~`9E3F 有當然有,講起小強,其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強!
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
)W3Y;Y/v!K3~ 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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.wCTUE%D 我剩係試過... [/quote]
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Yv+G&tW/u 我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,"g S1S&g&{IH
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
\b;?#M _M 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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#j}+B#Afz 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩,竟然死係"加拿大"~~ i~Q4r~/aQJY

xE'byB Y~ C#dC 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時,佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,%x$gF])fG
打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
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然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:`4u C {7uOFhVA
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM: nu-X7o(dc
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FR z"TwB 希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM: jn/X2QD4^gY J~

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cH(lEA7M 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
)~)?V kYhA7@ 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
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但佢自己又控制唔倒..
QP I#Q S4T#W{ 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:4PYrP5[UND"nZ

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u,c5kc8T$F-jq 聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:~LDeI\&C
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]xLV `_RA$dh[

Z8rT@ b-u/j u:uZ9eb 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道,係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關,即係身邊既人驚,咁就有個驚既氣氛,令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:}5Ikdhy%\+H

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:iV%B;GC c

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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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yes~~飛左個一頁唔讀~~

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