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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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我剩係試過一次比佢掂過 , 因為我對佢極之靈敏, 就好似蜘蛛俠既危機觸角咁, 一旦我感應到佢係我附近, 我d 毛髮就會豎起, 然後以超乎常人既速度逃亡call 救兵 .....
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
ERP:}Y#\WS#Z&t 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,2G7c'[@|4T)[1?
蘭上身果D..當時對我來講已習慣晒..唔講了..
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我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁,突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地,我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話,小強嗎??" Q)?rS:JNo%OQ

~0yb_VWLI"} 而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次,所以我係怕飛天小強的!l.C5jJE2L"n T9j

jw!l}~*xiJN&C 不過而家大個,我會用殺虫水打反恐戰,結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅~~

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:
j]5B5m ~n 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]~4s/FFj.O
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。
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有當然有,講起小強,其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強! bA(z6~MGx

G ZyD7{OxmgPS5A 又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看,嚇得脫手,跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠!:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
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我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,
;nn2} ic/|5K 訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
\;G#}!q:s8_^ 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:uG$phM4T!W;NZo~"H
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e$q/[$AT ]5C*F#@7h 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩,竟然死係"加拿大"~~)qP[3k3LLd
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其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時,佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... H_Y[D
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢, Xe mMgFo#J~ Be
打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
9gTTG`a&y2V 埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:2y[kCi,kv j

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)ZN:G~#h\ 嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]
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p!w}Y!J-dW 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
*F?(X#|#L `%] OI 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
4V2G?e.\6?9c;et 但佢自己又控制唔倒..;c+F!|b^?%v7W!| V4@
講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....'m)X^s6Wq5Ho
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:Q @2X)~DR:y

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聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:cap!oO pb2?)b2I
佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道,係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關,即係身邊既人驚,咁就有個驚既氣氛,令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:(@7b"a*? YK}|

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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:8W V;tLn7w
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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-|m4R`7o"Nw yes~~飛左個一頁唔讀~~

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