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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架? _lh4P n:t6b7i
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我剩係試過一次比佢掂過 , 因為我對佢極之靈敏, 就好似蜘蛛俠既危機觸角咁, 一旦我感應到佢係我附近, 我d 毛髮就會豎起, 然後以超乎常人既速度逃亡call 救兵 .....
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不過訓緊覺個陣我就唔知試過幾多次la....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
KSwB4K a{:H 我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote]
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.h%z!eB_~OZ
係因為我以前住唐樓,窗口對住後巷、天井,
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最經典係有次訓覺,小強捐左入我格勒底比我
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隻死左既小強響我格勒底,相信係佢"誤闖"入我0Ws9Qs-cu
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我鼻樑蘭到去右邊面..動作非常快,只需2秒....
}/AZX!ow 然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,
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"@rI,E'] 佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁,突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地,我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話,小強嗎??" ^4l.HCn9XZ*e
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次,所以我係怕飛天小強的! ? |k*N6Juoy$A

.k(Y3s)nt/kD M 不過而家大個,我會用殺虫水打反恐戰,結果尋晚既恐佈份子已被我消滅~~

機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:E|]J:Z*zLDB
我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點... [/quote];W$AG2y7z?w8}%K
白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。1t2K#P%|d

XE'hIESQ8V|k 有當然有,講起小強,其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強! 0F"T+PK&fLK
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看,嚇得脫手,跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠!:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM:
T8vt F$M;k.|&D6g,YZ 你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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%k)vQ@h0m Q 我都係..比佢地蘭過上身幾次之後..我開始警覺性好高,U/s9F+sQ)l
訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
jG4_R]W4e d 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:?*E(V;N[H%PzR Kx \
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,j2a+]dn NR6RX(h 我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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zd5lw:r-D8L 嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩,竟然死係"加拿大"~~fL6T _ACn

RX BvEZ+Ptel 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時,佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用.... Xj G'Q@9b E0k5@
我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM:
a.m1ntCP y 我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一... [/quote]Qvv0gn$T4U V(V

-_t-?+VU@loL)x yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快
@PM-ZJn 但果D飛天小強係癲的...我都好驚..
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想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,1Qu@ k n9e(D
打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛
R UXm z-F$M 埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..
%IG j[z m^,_"J 然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:X;heVgdw,x w

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據說小強是盲的。
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:[L-M{F1c
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@{T!ei 據說小強是盲的。8d*|gb3K?U@
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:8};N,s5F|#k7}/Lw
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![3wI)v+P*P/o 嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! ... [/quote]
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[w&F6Z9y8@-R] 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係話小強飛行時,係唔似其他昆虫咁
c*L5C_)a'f)kT)vb2n 可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..7SbX@mt/Af}\t
所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..
jdeg#Z#}#h 但佢自己又控制唔倒..
G^?G8q[d;weW 講得唔岩請指正~

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....YG.UIU#n8l6H-mF%G
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:_)\PP*tU5p)m
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H6cG)RC _? 我記得聽收音機好似講過...大約係... [/quote]
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R&hn$I^#VrB@ 聽來和它們的飛行習性很吻合! 相信這就是原因吧~~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
_g6d|5Lz'A 佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完... [/quote]!eL7J[lo;i

Q~ cX0S$kYLI 唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道,係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關,即係身邊既人驚,咁就有個驚既氣氛,令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁... [/quote]
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:A6d&Ia!^e0^4~w
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:*dV g+@$M5P
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:2bk%e,t/f!\2G6n

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