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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 11:59 AM

有冇人經常俾小強襲擊?

我由細到大都成日俾小強襲擊。唔知點解從窗口飛入屋既小強,十居其九都一定會係我身上降落過! 停係手、腳、頭頂、膊頭、背脊.......全身試勻晒! 有次隻小強仲係白色既,真係前所未見!! 尋晚又再一次有咁既情況! 自問自己一向乾淨無異味,點解下下都要襲擊我? :mad:w3NW)q4i]

3s4t(n't} 我家住廿幾樓,但年年都一定會有一兩次俾小強飛左入黎。究竟大家屋企又有冇咁既"不束之客"?-^;jR!KT4t!y

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:21 PM

你本身驚唔驚小強架?
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59 AM:
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kl7K;^u:D1H 所以一開窗,間唔時會有d小強飛入黎,
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6~y"`/WhdlKF3? 夾死左....第二朝醒時,覺得吉吉地,一摸先知有
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禁地出唔番去,就咁香左..嚇那到我即入廁所,
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另一次訓訓下,突然一隻小強由我左邊面經過
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然後就逃去無蹤哩埋床下底..當晚我憤而起身,$_!m0e.Z H@_O:y`7k
用左2個鐘拉晒床底D雜物出黎追殺佢...卒之
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佢於死地..然後至訓得著..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

我唔怕地上小強,但飛天小強就同你一樣好敏感! 就好似尋晚咁,突然由d野由膊頭掉落大脾在落地,我未望到己經意識到......"唔係下話,小強嗎??" ?W*s9VzY%i!A/_
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而且因為由細細個到大被襲擊多次,所以我係怕飛天小強的!
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 11:59:M fI,r+GTAA}
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白色的是剛蛻變成成蟲的小強。
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有當然有,講起小強,其實我作為大男人都好怕會飛的小強!
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又有次睡夢中手中突然掂著隻小強還下意識捉住。 開眼一看,嚇得脫手,跟著牠就跌落床........................、跟住嚇得我立刻彈起床找牠!:)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:21 PM: aM R1[f-N
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訓覺時,我會好敏感,聽倒小小膠袋聲或有D微弱聲音..
'^ K1U\5GV 我都會即開燈睇下係咪小強...10次裡面都中4-5次架..

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:23 PM:
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我以前都成日有你類似既經歷.
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嘩~~你既經歷比我既更加驚嚇!! 但佢都真係唔好彩,竟然死係"加拿大"~~
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0vC G\:~ e*\d%DEb 其實我認為飛天小強係鍾意向郁動既物體飛近既。因為有時見d飛天小強飛既時候都會好似有意識咁飛埋去移動緊既人度! 同埋係咪當無食物吸引佢時,佢係咪就好俾人既體味吸引住?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:30 PM

如果佢地係窗飛入黎即係用煙霧殺蟲劑都冇用....
bc?$hp$L*\ 我諗要係每個窗都安裝密度高既電網先得la ....

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:25 PM: {2^Z(E,ZC+A
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試過有次睇住一隻小強由窗口兜口兜面!kA%kx/D8c6b
想飛埋我度,即刻拿起身邊份報紙拍佢,v1c$w%qF5YM5~
打佢唔死,D氣流令佢盪開左..但迅即又向住我飛8`#wt!c#i
埋黎,如是者我打左佢3次..佢先降落..yN,}d mQ!V1ye,M5e
然後梗係追到天腳底都消滅佢啦~'H5|2~Q`0Hj*~
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機密 發表於 2005-11-9 12:33 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:31:@k%b7z/Z:q5QU

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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]機密[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:33 PM:
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希望無小強突襲你~~;)

大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:36 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:30 PM:
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可以控制自如,想飛邊度就邊度..因為佢地對翼已退化左定唔知點..
j&J p'FR J7YU\ 所以你見親佢地飛都係癲左咁亂咁來..可能佢根本唔係想飛埋你度..!i.Z L Y4AY*F\H
但佢自己又控制唔倒..
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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:40 PM

佢個死人樣真係好嚇人.....佢既DNA完全係針對大部份人類既弱點而設計出黎....
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不過聽人講其實 d 小強驚我地仲多過我地驚佢~  因為我地係比佢高百倍既龐然大物....~

gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:36 PM:
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 12:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]Poker[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:40 PM:
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唔知點解d人驚佢多過驚其他昆虫咁多? 我都好想知道,係咪同家人傳遞既訊息有關,即係身邊既人驚,咁就有個驚既氣氛,令到我地本應唔驚既都會變成對佢地有驚恐既印象?

Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 12:53 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:&e._:m/MX/} w;z`]
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大寶蕉 發表於 2005-11-9 12:55 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]gundamman678[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:45 PM:4u4b5N"{ ]VC!Q
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☆威少★ 發表於 2005-11-9 12:56 PM

yes!!! 地上果D我一定殺之而後快

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Poker 發表於 2005-11-9 01:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:&dsn?q+b
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gundamman678 發表於 2005-11-9 01:01 PM

[quote]Originally posted by [i]大寶蕉[/i] at 2005-11-9 12:55 PM:
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