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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 8 A& n8 F0 d9 B
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# t, L9 o1 X4 U! n2 _7 O! t（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 . G( N. h( [- V2 d
% u1 }3 z/ g8 j: F) C/ CPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 9 N i2 [) z, I0 w
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ & Y+ w. y0 p0 W; Q: h
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 " @9 t) g+ i: o: q6 x( r
# ]2 J1 u1 H. f6 E! d4 e( aFall on a street@@ 。 ) b. s6 o8 O, F
: g. _2 V' c' r% ]1 v! p+ Gfall on your street.""你個"K" + g) Z. P" I* l+ r7 K2 I
! }+ r0 p) y# ^Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ! ?1 m1 l1 Z# \, N
- w- X0 P' d; }% N6 ?' qBlow chicken吹雞 4 u" ?, g# |; W) ~* ?- N" E
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: I5 x7 l! C: r3 h' B9 @6 _我吹雞打你班友 。
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' @& \$ B; ~. @: Z! A! \( w& wStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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' `3 \7 [1 {, C9 R$ yFace green green臉青青 。 . }) M% @. R v/ b5 N
* }8 E5 A) Q) H"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 t& d! J5 r( F+ l. v
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 0 @: Z6 Y- T, _
$ G" f6 ^0 X1 Q0 ?- z" l: IYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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+ Z3 O: Q- F0 T |# s* A' tYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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2 o4 n* x7 C! z9 R( F, vYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' D) ]6 Q4 L6 u; p* w, Q; d& U
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 0 i! D' |& @0 S
$ c6 `; \, X+ tEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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( h" g7 k2 G: _9 w/ |+ B& d" DHow senior are you?你算老幾? x( e, O) u: L) @8 q' e
: {) F& j- H0 OWhat the water are you?你係乜水? + \. j/ G; u1 S
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ; N4 h. ]2 ]4 f1 j' Y, e; h
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Do you big me?你大我呀? . `8 g q5 D1 S: Y' U+ f& ]
& Y% |8 R7 h9 x. c) G9 `Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 5 v+ F, T' {( z( b% b: g( j
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ) R b0 d+ N+ B# B
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? . K; B( t: `: l% A1 l" W
- x4 K f& s3 B/ i8 S5 c3 eCut girl 界女 . y, E0 B+ H# b4 R1 I
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ : n) y( [% ~/ V& D- \& ]5 G+ r
% v) l# A! _ j6 x# FI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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/ b$ S9 N& `1 J: H, y) [Collect father收爹
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K, y9 p, y( k2 n& u6 J0 t/ N% [You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? , S8 M% n7 d0 A5 |( O3 Q
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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, F( H: f# j/ B6 Z7 {8 x" t3 TAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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7 o' Q) l3 j& l8 i% C& _* y0 i) HHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 - d& q3 C b$ j) e( K3 [
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
( q2 C. d% y% _0 k; v你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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, M9 I0 j7 h. M, r& N4 k7 }Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 6 ^! |) |- o" c
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 3 C" W6 I% t! d7 N
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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( P8 L- J( H7 h* _% lWear grass著草 + r$ w( g1 w) u3 y- i0 ^7 G9 l5 Y
7 }; {2 o4 o1 h1 YI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 / y! T& i5 {* c
X7 R$ K) r1 E3 h. CA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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7 X& e! K1 r, V2 G9 m9 YTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 9 H9 }; l2 o& S- ]0 Y9 n, p
* D1 U ~+ s( x m/ `- j& G; s NGood mother.好娘 $ M x' }$ m. S# P: a, e
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 6 Y% I# ^+ e8 P, M: g
+ e/ X) `& ]7 ?6 rOld dot.老點
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2 n9 {+ Y9 L6 t- F& eOne old water 一舊水 + X8 M* W1 L& S( z: L$ P8 g y9 s
3 n. |# u0 Y5 x7 z+ }What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * k/ L4 ]; O0 r% F
: F, a, f' O: c* M) C" D5 L5 ]/ {Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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( K8 C, M. t$ [% vA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 1 z' p% B% `% k
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Pump water.抽水 2 k+ S. T# R' L7 v
" F+ o2 G) [- pTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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