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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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% a L3 J. F+ f6 q7 ?% z* NPiano piano green 琴琴青 1 s7 x2 }5 J( r2 |1 t' D+ k
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 : S5 o0 l$ u5 J& U; m/ R9 D
6 V' i- E- C& q7 }I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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( I3 [2 l- h$ S! wYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! G2 r( l) V% U. o- d; x) b
- u: O3 L4 z( Q2 B/ t( YIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ' V2 L& a/ t) x6 n2 W; D
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Fall on a street@@ 。 5 g w1 l, Q% g. A$ m# Y; q S
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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5 |; k3 z$ L3 Q' `- gMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 - J" Y3 y* W( ?" A7 o
9 r6 S* Y( L( o8 iBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 }4 z: R8 s: {我吹雞打你班友 。
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, v7 V7 D0 Q" ~Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 # g% x! Y8 `5 a* h" _. n
" E. R0 Y& W4 O, A0 A- B3 E; i" @Face green green臉青青 。
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+ `1 p j9 h' N2 U0 T"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - ?/ {- Z- C) h. g) O" t& O
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 * P( }% r* t; Q1 `: x
% }- ?1 j k% h3 ^1 X7 E& q4 |You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( M- r% e# o3 [+ \% P8 {
, h4 v. ~# W. a( j7 QYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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; J$ b. R0 j3 o/ v8 X" I- o. gYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 p" q& M7 h6 f. ?! D( k
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 3 e: {& g$ f$ ~6 ~
; o- U1 r3 ~! n& J J- d" ?* i+ `Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 1 M% |; s8 S+ d1 S- G
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ' l. F4 m& B3 |+ W
& E3 o2 A1 S- k# C6 r( nWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 1 _! a h- P7 Y/ K0 B
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? $ p7 q* w( o1 @$ v
; | l$ y7 g) X9 EZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 9 q2 `5 D' `- |, m$ z
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Do the world做世界 。 4 W/ i0 W. Z7 @+ D7 ]3 e
6 D4 L2 q2 ?7 [+ q; X/ W, RBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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* n; A7 S9 N. V/ UWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + E/ y! `3 P5 a5 P+ S/ x6 ~* S
& a7 T4 O7 ]; V6 ~Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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* p; _8 z9 ~' W9 Z0 T$ jI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! . o M- Y" u8 S4 f# b
$ l; I8 h" v A$ X1 P4 h: L! c* CDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? Z$ D) a1 ]+ J8 P
6 \# d' H1 a A6 G% ]; C0 E! N" mLaugh die me.笑死我。 # t7 Q& p8 G8 D
; Y- p- X C$ d5 Z- e% A. vYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 ) m. i& O3 |* L
" S* y, S' K- y' HAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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) ]' V' f4 a- y6 X0 k* RYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + N K. v7 S8 Y: r* K
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 0 o& C) v. l9 m m: Y( D
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Eight woman八婆 - F9 z: M z! U# X
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 0 e+ E) E+ m# _2 P
C4 s" a* y' t, H* S- P: N" _2 hKing eight egg.王八蛋 9 E. M3 s0 v$ C) r* {0 V8 I: h
# [ Z% }& g1 T( q7 l& l9 JBlack son黑仔 ' K! Y9 S8 C8 f4 R
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ; g" t9 h0 H6 Y: _9 P4 J$ V
) V8 _% F% p/ S: G7 pWear grass著草 ! I) z [! o' s- `5 e% I# i+ g/ {
3 @6 {/ v/ I% _/ ~: O1 C$ II am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 s. b3 d+ j$ j" T" Z
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! - J3 W- j4 w# s: O' b( C* U
4 f! i7 |( s% N ~: t+ U" T/ yHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 & @5 k+ s4 f) X9 w# f$ W
$ B4 \1 n0 e8 M0 YTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 A4 T1 R2 f% D: Q, k8 _: S
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Good mother.好娘 - l s2 C5 S) j. ?3 t! G- p1 `4 w/ k
]0 `8 ]+ d# o, Y! n9 VYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 9 @7 H$ f( V) J
, n& m) ^% Q9 rOld dot.老點
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) n9 K! Z% k$ ^# M- _! {One old water 一舊水 ' f S+ a+ D% M+ v. |
/ Z% S L2 |5 k8 i: N( Y& LWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 9 G" @6 l9 D# j3 z p
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 : H& s1 _2 A' S* s5 p6 k
+ X8 c2 l, x* p- V zHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 1 ?, D% a$ d" A0 X0 H
; D( q+ C0 T* n9 ITwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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