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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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, B+ _$ X- Q/ k5 c1 t+ C(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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$ o E$ B6 D* @" p% Z2 m7 A( JI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 6 ^ L- w. o) K
% S5 V. O! s3 n( M4 `7 b! qYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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E, M5 a8 J; q- vI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 G0 V0 p5 ~ D2 b/ H
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! : C) o; W" |3 I8 f
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 9 T) d3 i% z0 `5 D
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ; L) W- X* X4 m
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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- j" E0 g% \/ T! ^- NBlow water吹水; M. X) W6 P% |1 ~
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 9 J0 W# ?* a7 ^- H- V9 l
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 0 g y% O$ P: Q# D
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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% e1 M6 E5 J3 o& d0 Q. }4 g! YYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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5 P! `0 K$ s7 x1 sYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 " }. q+ w5 j7 Y' q0 ] C
" l2 N n6 I3 ?8 O0 A; _# ?People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ! `) q) a( P# X9 S% I9 `# y# T
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Eat banana食蕉
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, u n0 y( h& f- A3 D/ K- q% |! TYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 % s, _( B) C9 P" R Q# Y
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How senior are you?你算老幾? & B, O& p' n4 P0 g
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? * s& a0 D2 Y. X/ m. i- [ s$ j& ?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 X" t7 s/ S$ M9 q' ?
. U* i: B+ q) E1 c5 ZDo the world做世界 。 & e0 `, S6 r+ m/ P9 c: k
7 ^. ?$ S3 x* ^; JBig tea rice大茶飯 。 - X( ~. b7 S: E( j b$ ]% _
& X. F5 L a$ jWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 : X. s* g, c7 C( d
$ V1 {( F" i( n, zThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 : L* u" j! U# n, t2 Q
. k2 O9 g% y1 WCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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! S+ d& |4 S: I9 ~4 x TI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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8 ?: L# q: u4 Z1 O! s. h- s/ L8 |Collect father收爹 0 o; {# m# y+ E: M( ?" O8 k
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! n8 d! {9 z- h# O$ [
! _/ A7 d0 F, R4 K. I- wDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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8 k, b0 K" H$ \3 v" F' ^9 SYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 r0 _+ n* v( V4 r
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 1 D* Z$ Y2 m4 P; p- U+ L1 @/ M
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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# h! F' [) i1 n4 V* m* i. b uEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 8 v3 }1 e* c% J; T, n
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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& \& o2 n8 D9 \$ q+ uWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; a1 G( Y9 v3 v; u3 p2 ^; V
6 w) o2 [, I- y3 }- s' F# B0 uI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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% W/ l+ T w7 k4 F- iHigh hand.高手
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5 V! R$ y3 s7 B2 V8 z$ zA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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7 I1 E4 `5 e& G1 A8 y1 @) o6 xTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 # V$ i( n% }/ H/ I5 E
" J; n0 Z, d, v* n: O& pGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ! i& L0 K! ]9 ~; a, a
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Old dot.老點 " y( F0 |8 c7 j, ]; K- c! `
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ X2 |4 q, a3 K$ H1 i& n+ n. F# E
" }+ \: N1 e6 q O( H- Z- nA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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4 w' Z2 J( L& t- e/ tA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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: M9 r% c0 `8 G# \: MMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ; ]2 W# C0 d& D6 N! Y, T! ^
, P& K# b- J$ n& D5 XA dragon service.一條龍服務
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1 [) G+ x# d$ kHold hold water.楂楂水 8 b4 V0 V. T$ V# M' c- k4 }, @" H
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Pump water.抽水
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1 v( P) o! j/ `! `Two hit six.二打六 4 q0 B8 J$ J1 a$ D) S# m
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