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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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( W6 M, B* ~" }$ _(轉)港式英語 ( y, Z& D  K$ g- B& \7 S5 K6 i
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 / P: D) l' F* t: h1 r" H& S

: u5 [* J+ a8 ~5 X0 @' J" CI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! / E+ P1 r# z4 Q( p+ m- H
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ) X7 c4 q% Q' ?& R4 y

! [9 y( M) M6 E+ _, u/ v6 HI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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, ?2 S) p0 w' A# `; X" BFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水3 B* f! t$ ^' F5 p+ u/ B8 f2 [/ r% F1 ~
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 3 b: M  f0 L5 J7 A  c' U3 a* p
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 P7 p, j9 t: V1 A& i
我吹雞打你班友 。 , L3 i* s$ P. L# i2 F& P

. Y; T, \. }3 @$ F: X8 BStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ! J- g: Q5 j3 z

5 E5 |( \6 {0 ~. ]0 T) qFace green green臉青青 。 1 K+ E% [2 U; H2 E: ^3 K% O# S
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 0 N& c8 i9 }2 a" P- p4 d
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 - x: q3 b" W5 g4 H0 e9 w$ O9 `
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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% c5 }% g9 c5 J" r9 {( F9 gYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 8 r* i' f* K- d6 y

1 \2 T% W9 ^! j: e, v+ w7 P% ?You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ( a  E( e2 W, u' ]$ u: K- ^

* @+ b8 D& L0 |Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ( v; ^+ S" {6 z$ M

- y1 U3 s, z% _5 `( e; aEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' A! W: }7 J3 X3 s$ T
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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6 A# V$ w" Z, P5 r% d8 sWhere are you come from?你邊度架? 0 z* r, |! N( X% o  }( Q
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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* ?) S( N0 V) Q$ z7 K5 p5 n+ aDo the world做世界 。 3 }  O4 [' r: ^1 x3 E- }
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ( @8 T; O# e5 ^7 @, M; Q

+ `6 ^+ ]  O* }/ g$ ~, r, [4 N" wWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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9 |2 E" t5 m9 V3 L' t$ ECut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! " s! ^! G2 U/ K5 f

6 F" w& t5 U1 {$ ]" r( eI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! / l9 ?/ L, N; r7 A. s

: w! V6 k# l* q, |Collect father收爹
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) h$ V) b' n$ [6 z0 }You give me collect father.你給我收爹! " s1 j' f' |" Q' e! K. `5 u, k
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? & o) T  E  d4 g  R+ M
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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* m) s" O* b# zAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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6 R: D; O9 z! e  x, |+ _Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 8 T8 C8 P3 B# Z' [( d& N# o1 b

( F, N' l$ H% Q+ S' ^You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 Y* F0 U4 ~; w) A' m
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 3 ^3 e# H, _5 s$ p1 x

" }- h5 K, n! n+ s. S& |' R% PEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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) _" ?  |, t! gKing eight egg.王八蛋 - _5 N1 Q: S: `/ C/ ~

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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 ]- Q  s. A) _6 r# m5 K

3 g6 ^! G, T: u2 x. Q- ~! J% o2 TWear grass著草 / z! R: c8 ?& b- J; r3 [1 I* P

4 h6 j$ t5 Z) T- z" hI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! - H3 ]) c- \* a3 x$ H

; H3 e! w, w. s* A# xHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 % t6 F& S' M6 ]/ I

: @; f, q. R" O9 q8 N1 m! ZTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 * d- W& A. m& v5 J  v8 ^
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Good mother.好娘
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$ H; B9 \  j4 LYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! / s- {: M( ]6 T
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Old dot.老點 ' s# x( N, H6 {/ v, P
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One old water 一舊水
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. _0 v( P8 E( l' o, WWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? " j7 y2 J4 W' _8 v

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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 0 Q! h, X) ~9 G! M- |8 P! W3 z

$ C# R+ ]( E1 g, _6 U, QMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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# d' G- {8 b4 ?, k* bA dragon service.一條龍服務 ) q0 a  H0 o6 n- U
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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$ [& y9 O1 C; l4 k/ A) iPump water.抽水 ) |1 @9 y" y7 U2 |
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Two hit six.二打六
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$ J8 ^( M( f: G5 L" bTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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) F+ g9 T# r) k% @4 C; U" pyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
' d2 P0 d4 O, w) Q9 {+ HI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦.." {: C( R( b3 N" k# `' _
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。9 f% a% x- _9 E' c. k3 U& j
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。/ l7 R" u2 u6 b7 |
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger% L7 j1 R2 Y) _* N! C
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! & I' O: k/ ^  L. s0 m
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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