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 港式英語… :):):):):)
| 笑到我肚痛﹐         笑到無力食飯~~    ! g2 N! A! U7 p
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 7 f4 N& i/ X& |+ M(轉)港式英語 : z: c' z# b$ ~: ~% R
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 Piano piano green 琴琴青
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 Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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 I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 5 s  l/ N% }' ^+ g
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 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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 I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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 If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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 ! T* u9 v1 v1 RFish skin~魚皮 。
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 $ z. |& t( ]7 Z4 D; g8 TFall on a street@@ 。 5 ^$ ~* E; z* B+ G% Y4 l
 
 3 _2 `) {( r# I# D. \+ @& tfall on your street.""你個"K"
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 7 f" q3 m# V  {6 x  T, K( i, MBlow water吹水
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 3 A0 P: f' y9 mMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 / U/ C4 x! I$ c
 
 % Q! a: a7 V( ZBlow chicken吹雞 8 }( X' P% c* y2 [3 l$ T+ U
 
 ( n: O6 m. J( t* B1 \- j- }* b. [I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. % x. \! X8 U: W) W1 d1 \: U
 我吹雞打你班友 。
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 - t5 F9 {& i# _7 YStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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 Face green green臉青青 。 & y3 H7 e7 S/ {8 ^! \7 }
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 "Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" % `& I# A+ L! s6 P. ?+ @
 點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! ?# S$ l4 ]; u- A9 B3 o9 L+ M
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 You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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 You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 * ]$ f" Q% G* [; o. X% {
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 You jump building.你跳樓啦。 " B0 p, U  n' ?: i
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 People mountain people sea人山人海。
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 7 f2 N4 G" y% \+ IAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 3 J! m9 i: M. [  J9 B. _) r. ?
 
 , g9 V, s7 Z* P. q, t8 AEat banana食蕉
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 You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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 How senior are you?你算老幾? ( z+ W* C+ B- T: V' G& B
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 What the water are you?你係乜水? 7 _2 k4 {- F9 |% N! E1 H6 p, ?$ ?# N5 x
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 Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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 Do you big me?你大我呀?
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 Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 / w( \- l! P% Q6 e
 
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 2 y0 U7 H$ Z' x  ?Big tea rice大茶飯 。 2 {5 T. o: }7 z
 
 6 M! f% j& n$ ]What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 G' }' D; `/ U" c# J. L+ J% n
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 Cut girl 界女 , m/ ^& f0 u# d% m
 
 ) ~0 x$ Q& `- o5 ^" bThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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 I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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 6 p0 p6 X) J$ a! v0 MCollect father收爹 0 d: b  D7 Q2 i3 ]" k- p
 
 " Z% Q5 G  n, M8 z6 }1 jYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! ; d9 o$ H! a, P2 F& v4 q5 K7 }
 
 4 e1 I  e" X! ?Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 |" W9 V9 C1 ^. ^
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 Laugh die me.笑死我。 ; |6 \- Q1 b# c% S4 H% p5 K1 ~0 T1 o
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 You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; m  @7 f8 t6 w5 s. k2 R! O( a; e
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 American chinese not enough.美中不足。 , z! j& L5 Q. U* F8 |
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 Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 * l+ g! y2 d- L" I2 p* ^! y
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 You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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 Eight woman八婆
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 Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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 5 J1 y$ y6 y8 W% Q2 M( FKing eight egg.王八蛋
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 Black son黑仔
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 : e- v; _/ R  i+ ?7 Q: s  x4 mToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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 Wear grass著草 3 |& M& I" L8 v2 E% d9 H. x
 
 ) p$ Z) S! Q, U: b0 F: JI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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 I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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 3 }6 N* T+ g, W  u! j. G. XHigh hand.高手 # }  s" T1 P- z4 B! P
 
 2 s( _) a3 M2 A, ?A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 9 O+ ^# r0 G5 n7 H3 v" L# |; P
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 To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 # U  C  F: `3 O, u' ?
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 Good mother.好娘 : i7 D+ T/ c  ^* L" z
 
 ) Z' k+ V* Q9 h  oYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 3 g* l( C4 ~" ^7 r0 s9 X+ K. l9 [
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 Old dot.老點
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 One old water 一舊水
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 ( U; y) \" v# o! qWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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 A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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 A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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 & {- y  p0 w2 V9 s/ M2 r6 wA dragon service.一條龍服務 2 o- F& L) X& P. t- X
 
 4 ^  M, E# y& Z. N9 e/ }+ @' b4 _Hold hold water.楂楂水
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 Pump water.抽水 1 C0 ~$ Z- O# g$ k% m* N: x
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 Two hit six.二打六
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 Two five boy.二五仔
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