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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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! q! \+ `5 `9 r0 t$ {3 Z6 T# V- AI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! + t d- f8 Y) z* w& C Q
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? & p; u1 r9 \. y! l
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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) X7 x2 ]; V Q$ p0 fIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 0 e; o6 i$ \( y0 N X! h5 e
8 A+ k( V. H* V. [. P; m. yFish skin~魚皮 。 ( m- B) O$ r* d4 e5 c
% ]9 ^( {! K, ~4 ?Fall on a street@@ 。 & h/ a$ [+ {, o: S
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 9 J. b- J' @! I: x& K
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Blow water吹水
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3 r4 F2 S8 t0 q$ h9 D% x# f8 FMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 ( f: s$ V( J+ x" p
. {5 a2 B: Y% v! X5 ?( iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ B Y; F9 B# Y5 `3 L
我吹雞打你班友 。 - {+ c" y3 Z5 @. z( P- a" O0 s
" o9 S) r- g) u+ m; W) o. h; jStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 J& V& @, y" q I; h) _$ t% t
1 {; z. o3 M7 J2 A5 A1 HFace green green臉青青 。
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- H B \5 @( k6 b"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
. A# h/ |4 u& \$ V: N點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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1 t1 i$ F% {! ~0 @3 u* i8 wYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 / Q) y2 m- p2 n
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 & K- [) E5 {8 e
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 + u* T# z4 K& ?5 k% R
, u* x3 K1 @5 V% j& t9 APeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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0 J5 S! C- d5 z6 ^) T3 i- jAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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# @$ ]% I7 k% G1 o x5 QEat banana食蕉
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9 C4 q6 b$ j+ q$ ?$ ~* [You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - a- Q! a6 G& J' _' G- Z( U: J
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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4 H& p2 w s7 s+ D' v2 m0 |Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 6 T9 J: X1 m$ e) \ t
1 |& {! c: g& q7 e0 J% nDo the world做世界 。 % z( p6 J& Q# p2 d* o% C% t, o
$ y: L$ f3 Y# t) W+ \8 xBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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6 E; ]: I! n; P& T9 k+ ~What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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. E0 |# x+ l7 dThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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/ j- \1 D7 s. Z* ]: S* RCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! p( S# H1 S2 W# [1 i( V* v1 J: m2 D
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 ?: l+ y' _( k, Q) z6 T4 a8 `* f0 p
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 7 i) }* E8 w0 ]
) ?% X4 Y% v/ o; pYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 # w) r6 ]( h3 k" `0 k
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ; ?% e7 {' R' D0 _
+ ?/ i/ E" q. G% q2 h5 y$ J8 Y% FHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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: R* g% \" r; J: W( BEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! . B, N) l: Q" z; `9 m5 E
5 t( |5 ?* h" a) r1 wKing eight egg.王八蛋 1 @+ \) `' b* F) m; Z4 x
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Black son黑仔 ; }- c( u% U* o
@* s$ S" x _8 w- u2 BToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ! x | P5 D; p) T5 n- M
1 T" Q" V4 |& MWear grass著草 ! X- {7 F- g6 D9 b5 R- U
: m( w7 I/ L3 y5 N% ~9 j0 `I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 $ R( v0 y/ d/ `- y2 A
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! + d+ a; y& v! N6 ]" n6 _( w" ], l
5 _- V U! d; c" d' y% lHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 7 e. r. A, c# f( X+ T
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 8 d7 v M& Z! G) m
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Good mother.好娘 , C2 u, M8 o+ o5 ]9 N/ ^. I
' c* ]7 Q% F( h. {0 t6 |You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 5 D# h' q3 t0 n: o0 G8 e
2 G4 @' }+ I3 d: H- x: V6 gWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 8 l9 B @+ A w) r# v
4 o, T, k2 y* @' u( tA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 1 `/ M, S6 S2 T% x
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 d5 d" P: C# H) y. c* V+ Q
/ v; y' [( I0 t Y' |* aMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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. m, f9 I. u5 ]A dragon service.一條龍服務 5 W; S: j3 L4 F- i# H
4 H6 T8 B: B) YHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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`$ _3 R/ J: [! G& O& J+ j8 t) QTwo hit six.二打六 . t2 h( r. s0 {
7 I m. q4 ^% j3 ]- h! P& M7 L* `Two five boy.二五仔 |
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