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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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( v. Y% B% P' D1 [; y0 L* G' q（轉）港式英語
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. A* k' q3 ]! P0 C+ yPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 + k/ J: \) D1 r: |7 G1 v
4 v) L7 C! p" u0 P5 [* S% uI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 2 c! L" o( ?2 C! A4 P' S) q" R4 v7 H2 |) O
3 \3 b7 d4 k- E- f& x" M& lYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ( H* ^6 Z4 C$ }' S/ Y
6 F" u' d+ c# @# gI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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, K+ W- X5 Z4 C! kIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ s# Z' N, b+ G+ C* Q1 E
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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; T& y# w0 N t5 V7 h' U7 b: R1 \fall on your street.""你個"K" ! r. z2 z- W. A' l) X& w+ v
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Blow water吹水
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) s# U7 s. o- z2 H' yMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! W6 A9 C9 B, u# \6 ? A9 `
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 0 F( _- k. W9 }+ Y- A& e4 n
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 6 o* A& I, X1 _1 w
' p! y0 c n& S3 T3 a, e" aEat banana食蕉 7 V# {9 ?* x; M2 [
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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5 Y5 a9 F$ C* i8 V/ Z4 EWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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1 ~; n0 r& V" f8 z7 tWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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5 S' ], U/ N3 a+ wDo you big me?你大我呀?
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6 _: _5 t4 b8 m) A: _ p# r; KZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 5 @2 J/ d: M: V' f) Z# L
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Do the world做世界 。 7 C3 b7 H" S: u% B" [8 H* |4 z3 O
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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. O4 C9 q, G1 e4 R( t, [Cut girl 界女
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4 l3 _' a* {4 `The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ / }. C! ?: `; D: S
3 i0 o9 u5 y- B! j5 f9 @Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 3 Q( T; |4 _0 @4 _6 ^
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 9 v3 g4 `6 O+ o' z4 F5 L# H* g
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 & V- t5 J4 M( ?1 j
p) j1 P p' DAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . R( d) ?3 ~9 a
$ [% w7 B' T/ C$ n0 H& vYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 X) K+ V+ y2 d$ g' D5 U
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 6 {! x" k0 n" h1 x( g1 U) e
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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, y1 [; f4 G C, Z$ XKing eight egg.王八蛋
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" ]+ F$ g2 R" ?' E; o- a" w9 `, X+ ?4 ~Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ + y+ o% U1 q" U- v" V: U9 t a1 P
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 Z- |' \" q: ]1 i3 v
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ - j- C% _2 t% Q9 s
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$ b0 b0 R0 Z" @3 s1 gA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ) V9 a c1 Z- [- d
# `) h8 V# ~2 {+ b: p/ aTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 * U( L- o9 g: Z. A; U. U
/ z4 c7 ]0 ~9 l* a; q8 i6 IGood mother.好娘 9 A3 W$ e$ i0 D C; H# \* A* ?
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ) H: @8 ~% z0 u
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Old dot.老點 + j; k' V! D T. J; K8 s! S1 J- A
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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( K. o% @% ~5 ~5 y( v) p$ hA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ; N6 S/ z+ R6 J
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / K! ]& ~( X6 Z& |7 W
! M7 T/ T4 j0 O/ h& F; R& kMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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0 e5 G; }+ I! t5 S8 j1 dA dragon service.一條龍服務 * {% a- e2 P7 p. o" e0 ]" k( C
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 7 j6 A* p: `& R( e5 y8 N
' b( }$ ?8 u; A9 r# iPump water.抽水
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4 p6 c5 s' D' {, J) M& NTwo hit six.二打六 ! b& x1 {2 i/ T0 w8 H; j. x
; q' f* W w' A9 P3 T3 yTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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