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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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( N6 b3 f0 O7 A/ ?3 t（轉）港式英語 7 M8 H, l2 Z2 H6 q
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 # B* g7 D+ @6 K N8 `9 h9 w3 i
' s# N3 Y% r+ v- _$ yI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ : [% E+ ^, o4 N1 t* ~
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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$ Y$ Q, e. n* \$ VI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 9 }! M4 Z, w4 r0 D; g
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ * |/ ]& p/ G7 ?9 p- W
n2 x7 R) O, I# u) mFish skin~魚皮 。 $ z C/ _, l8 X8 l2 B
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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) X- J' T* V$ @7 L5 x1 p! xfall on your street.""你個"K" 8 p7 z: H5 ?7 s
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Blow water吹水
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) C1 f1 Y2 S5 k0 P, x/ }! F/ LMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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* g$ R" b+ [8 R! IBlow chicken吹雞 8 h" d7 F8 z0 M; Y5 @, s; w1 ~) m0 B
1 T* V6 w& j, d7 Y( l" I1 D7 QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # l4 x5 U& f6 h- e
我吹雞打你班友 。 , U7 ^3 Y" c( z( D% o K- x3 ^
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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( x5 ~- U" d3 o, o5 rFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" . Z! A0 m2 g1 h0 L5 N( C c
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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, ~& \2 p0 {! h- g! VYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ; D2 O' n! N9 y7 k9 _( K
4 x7 O% C. F" `! ^3 P# `You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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3 q# M: v9 u! U+ c) YPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 0 Y/ w6 ]6 `! E# u8 m; d
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Eat banana食蕉 % @; T- K# f7 G2 ], c
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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! ^' ] j! x4 OWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 3 O' o6 ~8 A: A: W+ [
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 2 J4 x/ H7 ]- T$ Q0 j$ U
& h3 _( W/ u( gDo you big me?你大我呀?
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5 N" ]4 p0 x6 p n+ T/ M& PZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 . {" o: m/ S7 K7 a i9 E
! C1 X X, v( Q8 fDo the world做世界 。
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! q' u4 F2 G8 z S9 j+ R) OBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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- e$ n$ [, M1 Y: Z4 DWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' B4 U" L. R; G% O/ E
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Cut girl 界女
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! y$ b8 Q, H! f5 eThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 9 \8 v1 c0 |( D" M/ l* S
Y6 v/ J9 u b9 i# ~: V% D# bCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ - G3 y _4 w4 |9 c& R' U; k
5 p; {1 q2 i* }9 x1 ]I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ; _1 I v8 q* j ?! |8 U+ v
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Collect father收爹 7 j: a8 E0 |- ?; c- q& P. w% {4 M
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 0 C7 E9 S' S) E) [5 E$ d- Q2 e
9 S% T% a# E$ k7 _Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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: Q. j- u& }: Y3 d1 z/ RLaugh die me.笑死我。 8 W1 F1 J$ b$ Q+ G3 m. L g
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 Y; a; m, C! c6 l0 L# c
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 # w0 e$ `7 u& j+ |; y3 ]9 l+ Y
" P; l) M& Z" [8 g" j* V% PHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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& }# e* v4 W Y( v2 z. ^You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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! }4 b- N( O( r, r/ I+ D! [Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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% s, X% e; @6 M+ _* l3 D6 l. JBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 2 W8 h, s" z; B
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 m9 L7 I2 |1 N; e1 g5 p
! W1 h, V/ q" NI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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, E v9 z0 i5 u' UA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ( x& t4 N/ j; L- p4 d
) g* G2 t0 e h$ I- T. ~To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 / J* G0 y, i% z0 d, L4 v0 P4 t
: k& o0 P, y1 i; @Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ : H! Q% z- S% E2 o* Z% r+ A+ N- E
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Old dot.老點 1 l# i. g. s, O% Y) Q; @+ J7 b
' s0 s& _7 b1 }% e y, ROne old water 一舊水 " H" N' K* P) C
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 + C$ K) }$ \) x6 \# n
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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+ x6 [2 p/ r7 |/ d/ R! hPump water.抽水
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+ \( H8 m/ b/ w- E8 aTwo hit six.二打六
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3 m K0 D' w( t) P, {" x. F- VTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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