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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ : K8 G) v6 V& D, v/ t6 ]
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（轉）港式英語
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{, o" A! P' O2 `0 PPiano piano green 琴琴青 U. r) B& J" W) b
( ]' P4 Z& c# L% v# W# d# Y! r" x0 IPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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# k' c( |9 v8 A8 i; b1 l2 ?I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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+ @7 _0 J0 B$ s& T/ Y: XIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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2 `( N+ ^0 T sFish skin~魚皮 。 6 x6 o3 w5 J! ~4 c/ s) g, }2 P
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ( T1 z( @! \# F. g- B3 o
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ; l" U; W; U3 I
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Blow water吹水
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- B. d& R0 }' C" S: K- G* g( B9 YMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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}' m8 {! y8 t5 @+ f9 z( b3 JBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ! a9 Q+ w+ z8 w; J
我吹雞打你班友 。 $ ?! t) u; Q$ `( x1 L* H
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : c1 x% b3 a- C8 A/ E" n- y: P j( J
( i9 ~ ~( B S1 BFace green green臉青青 。 7 R4 d$ [" |+ }* o) q5 o( v
2 c1 R4 ]7 l! r- `"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( w% d+ r; L9 }$ o' F
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 - X& L) F [* a7 ?7 N) E
& W8 G, i6 |! f/ kYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) C2 A2 ]' d0 K& H+ L
) {1 i6 ~! Z6 ]5 vYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 5 q* S* e' F3 T0 ?0 B
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 5 }0 I& b8 o: [: A0 r/ ^
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # @0 N5 Q) g/ q+ o0 P. q/ H
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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$ V( S& d7 }% d# MWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 5 O* \" N$ P( |. K' a. S8 L) D
% J8 d# `* I6 R- q* N. `Where are you come from?你邊度架? ( D& c/ j& t* Z/ Q
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 3 h' Q; I0 u" u) S' m
( d Q: S, C$ z; \Do the world做世界 。 ' y; r% A1 u0 n' T2 v
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 * O& y. N8 }& S! P/ E7 C! C9 ?$ {
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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9 K* g5 Z/ w0 |: h2 b* A( aCut girl 界女 ; O6 Z" m$ t$ [0 k/ U0 T
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 L5 Y" w: b5 m) j- L- v
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ) O8 m" D* N. t; C- L' K( d4 W0 [5 g
9 x c- ~1 ~) }1 i9 lI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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9 T- _7 s" b/ M3 w* x0 n, m( ?Collect father收爹
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: z f% \% P; b3 N. fYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ # |* ], c. |2 ^) c
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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; p- H8 T' d' Z9 V' |Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 4 L; q1 y5 a6 E
4 w- X9 p& g. [; hAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 % P: f# E+ R5 |# j2 A9 i) f1 u5 A
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 * H2 f. O+ x' l8 h
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Black son黑仔 6 f( a5 ?' q! {! G* C6 f
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 0 Y- l- q. U) ~7 ^( R5 Q
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F0 L. s6 \; @( Z4 @. u$ f" jI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ & Q% g6 I( x- K' i7 l
' U9 H1 ]6 D/ z+ xHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / i; o, |( K8 L! Z
( H2 d. B' j; H& _9 n6 |5 i7 r! LTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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8 {* v; d) ?/ S2 r- f8 bYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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One old water 一舊水 6 v; ^* X% z- P9 u$ f! L
2 L) I' Z+ f% P G& e6 o. ^3 TWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? + q/ M9 S* K: o, K! }5 Y0 s
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 _/ ?2 u% `7 v, m s" a
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 & x' j! L$ k$ W6 N6 d: T
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 9 y0 Q5 m% q7 g8 p T4 C6 X
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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