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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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2 p8 {& h) ~3 w% l* U" Q2 t( y(轉)港式英語 ! I& W' v! S9 F" u# D) t
! t5 f+ D* ^4 ?# g2 r, E' i' k& EPiano piano green 琴琴青
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7 S: M; t6 e% [! T0 b# J7 |0 }5 cPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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n) T# Q% r# s& f$ mI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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Y2 h8 s/ f6 P+ ?You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? : G; R+ R7 N* k4 _% A5 f
5 _+ v, d' j6 p2 C% P- |- Q9 iI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 2 ?9 h' y# e: s3 h# p5 ~
1 |4 y3 @5 \* O' e& W# v& R/ ]/ @Fish skin~魚皮 。 2 ?* M5 I5 v- ?- L. S! ?) _+ \" r% a5 ^8 t
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Fall on a street@@ 。 - g% Z' }0 Z* K& K9 o5 P! o/ \
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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! ^: w. c7 h z1 K) KBlow water吹水
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) _/ T4 N) r g' tMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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4 K) F$ p# q+ r4 A' ABlow chicken吹雞 , ]' U9 S* E# ^- J, y. T" j+ O
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 j2 h) n0 r5 ]0 X7 _0 U5 o我吹雞打你班友 。 8 x" {7 @2 A& F! W, y5 N; `: x
4 \- J0 J8 ^/ W; D; I, KStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 - {' I; C/ b; Q* u8 s. z# x
7 k7 r# s# C) ]( Z8 iFace green green臉青青 。
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! V) q' T+ B s% @, _! C, D6 _"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
+ w! L+ d+ E" g# q1 r- f+ [點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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2 ?! c Y& b# }$ s7 u$ i8 iYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 6 N$ r5 u; q8 E: t. x% X% X7 t% t7 I
# f0 j/ f. i$ M4 `% AYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 , a/ `! J; n" _
@* s8 f0 b$ |. F8 @Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 7 I* y4 z6 b; ]6 m- _) G5 M
$ t7 F1 i5 f& _1 AEat banana食蕉
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9 L4 J, F$ h( }" eYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 # x0 W% v5 D9 I4 e6 K: X4 ]
+ {7 q9 O6 R2 ]0 KHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 5 |4 J+ N4 V& {7 i# B3 n+ v N
; U$ k6 F7 U; |! m( R1 z. p& k+ BWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ! z3 n |: B1 L3 P
# X4 L+ D0 |. z* j. X0 h5 {% yDo you big me?你大我呀?
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5 K8 }* K% R' t" m' hZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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8 f0 W! V1 l6 X! FDo the world做世界 。 # I5 E6 A9 o2 v( {, W" Q3 i
* H. T6 \8 E$ K' o% Y5 TBig tea rice大茶飯 。 - P# A, }% @" G: r7 m& u7 ~% W
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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' N- r6 x# U* _! X: q) j( jCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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0 h N6 b. U/ H: l* wI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! " [% ]& ?( |+ E [0 X0 ^
& a& g4 T& Y9 m* qCollect father收爹
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2 x- p% G, l# w4 K0 B2 B) GYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! % `% J. F/ _/ @
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? . N8 N% ]5 c( n
+ F8 x4 n( g2 Q J7 k BLaugh die me.笑死我。 . ^% w# S* H( d; X: |
! _) M) e4 m& Y B7 p. K6 IYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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& @# _5 u# @0 O8 _American chinese not enough.美中不足。 6 ~- ?* ?: l1 l, z; D+ H# _
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " x1 z8 O: U6 c$ W( X! t
5 F: a- x4 A2 b2 I+ XYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 1 E5 r9 d* P0 p1 O8 n
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * w" _1 |) N3 t; R4 O' o1 z
4 y6 q2 @) J( t' Q- pEight woman八婆 * t; t/ Q% E* ]2 {! G; Q3 s( o0 g
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 6 U% Q- R, M# B- B4 T, P5 j" V
9 V3 g% X M# L- k0 jKing eight egg.王八蛋
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2 ^: z5 z% S9 fBlack son黑仔 0 \% D" B9 V* }$ P5 S" P8 ?- _
- w! B4 g* S3 { s$ d- QToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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' x& c& x! W+ T( w' hI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' V% t$ F0 e4 U
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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9 o+ J. G$ z, F+ x/ zHigh hand.高手 " L1 }) `6 q2 }5 G- w
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 # a0 k9 d. g+ E. B8 V2 [9 n
) `% f* Y7 z9 N0 OGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ! I- [9 e0 U# Y) ~
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One old water 一舊水
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. H. D! w% {" s* LWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 9 h5 ]$ C A4 G* ?! p- ^2 [
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 & h4 K8 p8 f# k) {2 u) I7 r, l
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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1 s' m- T2 b; ^Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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9 t. T6 r+ C, f( {$ A5 B% GA dragon service.一條龍服務
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4 m @1 e6 i& O# B9 Z4 ?Hold hold water.楂楂水
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! B4 b- ^' C; ~/ l" f8 l$ k& BPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 0 n8 x, P# ?% K+ F0 ]1 e3 [+ P
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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