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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. k0 r; Z/ u i$ R3 w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 b& m1 `6 N* @; a" t: k" t% e
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ I4 a% `4 o5 V/ G0 z/ y# T
a.They give like hell.
9 A5 J$ \6 R x" }$ K. R* Vb.They do not yell.
8 V s. E6 p" @ V: h6 Yc.They do not tell.
! y6 E# e) ~5 i" C0 W9 c) |. ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 x' e& P% t* D) j7 ~0 c4 p
- a HEART to love him,( |2 q" T7 _3 v3 f
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 G/ Z/ L. C' z+ X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 f, S" q+ V6 Z( m- l- a SPADE to bury him!
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" {# J# I- x1 L5 k* q, ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ o3 x; z8 V8 t$ n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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2 Q' n& ^: H9 B. @( w$ {$ w, \& Q \6 ^5) What is the strongest muscle?( f# H) t4 [7 v
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
2 E6 M3 F; e4 R* nThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 i' S+ D9 L- _1 j( s! D# T; ]
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) A' m5 i. C7 q" w% T
9 J# W! i% c6 k, L9 j9 _8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?$ t) Q. U( i+ k# ^5 _$ C% }
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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