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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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2 a M6 z- V% B6 J9 E) i1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) f0 I/ T1 F, R# V1 Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence9 h. f, P6 h0 v, z5 ]
5 p; p3 O3 v3 P6 R' i( L9 |& I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 X; u0 p) z7 l" j3 _0 X' v! j% R" ya.They give like hell.
* Q6 |/ e( u* _) g, V; Fb.They do not yell.
0 m p' F# `2 C8 w& W9 uc.They do not tell./ G' x2 C8 |. z- c* r) U+ K! j
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ e) a# @$ U% G5 A+ |$ s3 e
8 W: T- Q$ E) c9 x2 q6 q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ x- ^4 A2 `, }( z( a, L3 J' r# n- a HEART to love him,
& D# n0 e F; Q* u( V. s0 p7 F- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 D2 n2 g- Z+ ^1 y3 f- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 S9 G2 T2 Q; C. y# H* [5 a. M' z- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 \2 c2 c$ J; s) b6 k P; b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, B" [; V' R, a+ m; v2 S/ F- x
7 F" s* [: U# T. b A- ~$ G& O5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 k! h* Q" C2 {0 m8 nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( C7 D* c' I) d- i, X7 {. e
/ R7 |' K! r5 \* f( N( G7 g6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
( ]0 E/ A- M( P. aThe arse hole is always in front of you.! T) m& K8 @2 N3 ^, q, D: x
' W; t! N/ _) k3 X" w/ j( N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 A3 D4 w0 C+ h0 F* v5 T5 b- Q6 ^5 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 k7 i! O: k. U1 Y) Z; Q& _
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# S. a6 g* A4 K5 D$ v8 L" ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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