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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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& V f9 t8 I' a1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ J* P6 M$ D$ H# r
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence; r' F6 Z Q6 G+ o( h
: K2 ~2 F# l1 q. Z; r: \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 E$ g, p; U+ i C' g( {0 D" ca.They give like hell. : }# g% J" a- h9 ]- N9 }
b.They do not yell.
0 }" q8 i' w) }c.They do not tell.
; L6 V( }0 e, ~d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
# c- E5 r. b* K4 T/ E. Q- a HEART to love him,
* [) A4 T; `$ |- a DIAMOND to marry him,
- I9 D7 X. \# I8 i. h6 i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 H) o5 q, p7 B, e8 E
- a SPADE to bury him!& g0 H* I. F0 e2 G/ w' m8 d5 K
' d I. }) d$ o' G: g$ K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, ~/ B3 @5 U! v/ v0 lBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
; W( M/ Q) i+ M/ y" `The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) l6 z( M+ x9 q
The arse hole is always in front of you.$ R% D* u6 p* ? U: D: y
3 q! |( y0 i) b: d% i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? J {: v: I7 F. \' g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?4 z6 V# w- F# u* h# `, h
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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