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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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4 F/ Z) C! T6 ~, R7 t: j1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 [! a6 ~$ D( c# G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. [& g: r- k+ A" O! }
! o5 s$ j) e( h5 p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 A4 X7 J4 ?% n) ^, P% qa.They give like hell. ; E' J B- I1 d, d ^6 }6 {* Y( K1 M
b.They do not yell.
, T1 `& x5 H( J5 k6 _% mc.They do not tell.% ]4 M- w# T, B$ k
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 F' ?4 |5 ]; Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, @4 ~9 {( U7 S8 m! Y) q% y- a HEART to love him,7 x: x$ D$ _1 G& Z( M
- a DIAMOND to marry him,9 L" U7 y9 c- e8 ^9 w( v k* `
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% e+ b. l1 @7 w; j& q4 S3 u5 }+ u) R1 ~
- a SPADE to bury him!$ b( r- t ?9 Y% \7 _6 {
: ^9 L3 ?6 @5 z9 \, V* F/ K4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% A' d8 p4 J4 y/ G. z# N0 W, B# RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later I7 o3 F) w* P2 i1 |- `. S3 V& s
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5) What is the strongest muscle?( k( l4 n; Z1 B
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!5 J1 p, E2 f. p0 H" h9 e1 I0 K- q
2 C6 i7 v6 P8 x5 N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& V. R7 o; `, w- bThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? Y" C3 b5 f7 o# u" E' h2 b8 [
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' V' X$ ^2 X% k+ J* t
4 {: Z# a8 K7 E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. Y* v$ M5 s0 KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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