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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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9 P5 F2 w8 K9 D4 F8 f7 S5 ]1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 u; N! m8 ?1 l' f3 X8 H99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' o9 z1 V" m+ D5 D- ^ s
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 }5 b+ {7 W* a0 D, o+ r( H& ]a.They give like hell.
- Q0 ]3 D2 W9 A$ m7 \b.They do not yell./ l; E4 ]: {5 V. D
c.They do not tell.
3 O6 E5 c0 E U od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' s& t8 R, t% I- N" i
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& _% Q0 u V4 T# F* _0 W1 L2 d! Y" e6 X- a HEART to love him,8 Q. j9 ^ Y2 ~. {: G( M; w
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% V6 F* ?2 V. o: P* J6 R- a CLUB to smash his head in, and$ x G2 h: M, G/ g& d0 v, o
- a SPADE to bury him!+ f2 m) T- O* e% h4 R+ \
1 E- Z3 V- m, {4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( b9 n( Y5 M! J+ F) S' `/ JBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
& x9 j* Y0 w# V, D3 i4 CThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 }+ [+ ^& D7 T
$ |* x% J. a6 Q4 k$ g' N- L6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 [/ s0 a- ^2 j& D5 ~) D
The arse hole is always in front of you.9 A# i+ @7 f. z9 _' ~
2 I5 O- V- s$ R! Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 z& t0 e$ i' z6 i% y: T) Z
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ }# J8 o9 a7 D7 G8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 u, r; q) A+ f1 U; s& d: GThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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