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1 So many people die, never see you die.
+ a8 N7 l& D* ]甘多人死,唔见你死。 + s6 ^- f  `' Q8 m  Z- S
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   R. m# w+ [; K5 Y
你教我以后点出嚟行? # @! O. J! I7 j6 l6 L
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
( P8 I3 Z0 [+ E如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
( r. H8 _) U0 w$ Y8 [' m4 "I saw a pork chop" ( D  R' ?' {0 I3 F5 i
我见到件猪扒啊。
0 b+ d+ r  s1 z7 W* i1 O5 Are you road? - S% _/ c2 s8 k7 ]
你系咪路啊? / a4 H) B8 }& g3 g- _3 a
6 What the water are you? : n  L3 S* Q( K( \
你系乜水啊?
" l. \! T6 [" ?$ X+ z- y; c7 Do you big me?
2 S7 Y/ U+ D: Y2 ~. j, t" q! v你大我啊?
  \, Z4 @6 e/ Y  w' H8 Zebra chops people. ( ^* `% l/ c; ~) l: z0 i1 N
班马劈友。 6 ^: B% l. ^4 O7 w  d
9 The king of the cutting girl.
6 K) e4 S+ H+ t界女王。
6 ~9 X; P9 I8 {' I3 K6 A10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 2 M- w0 S+ p" P& Y% [
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 # H( m  H, v  E/ L" o! j
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 y+ \' i& T& G/ K0 e) b
你当我无到? 1 g  }, h7 v9 l; L
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 3 g' _$ L3 B; W; I. ?
你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上! + F2 T/ O/ H0 W7 g2 D
13 Today I was very black son.
( s9 X: H- w( p0 ^/ c6 H* ]9 Y今日我好黑仔。
6 N) q# H$ Q4 H+ j8 F- e14 I am wearing grass. ! Q! ^! U, m, [! w/ H
我着紧草。
/ \  m( V! e8 y' l7 {; k+ Y15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
- P8 V2 n+ Q) |# P5 J你未够班同我讲数! 8 K# N  `# }7 Y9 r; B& K' I
16 Two beat six.
9 f2 q7 m7 ~- |二打六 ! P8 N7 Y; f0 v4 w
17 Two five son.
0 S/ z# w7 L, ~6 e0 Q. B二五仔 % ^' s$ H% Y( |1 Y$ U) M
18 Piano piano green.           5 t! B5 A2 U2 V- k! c
琴琴青
& z. D& R+ G7 {19 I give you some colour to see see.     
" f0 {" m4 R; x我俾D顏色你睇睇! ; u6 X/ h* q6 o" w3 c
20 Stupid stupid want to move .      $ _3 T% e8 Q: V6 `! p5 _" h# P
蠢蠢欲動 。 * O9 H! X2 j  J9 o
21 People mountain people sea .    
. b$ U2 P) S$ L" k* r人山人海 。
3 W+ y: y2 {* h% U& `  Y22 How senior are you?         
8 g9 m% y' J+ o5 W$ w$ w3 k/ [9 u* M3 w你算老幾?
7 S; \  o7 a) ^& E% P$ H) t5 v( N, |23 What the ghost are you talk?    
% X8 o0 G! I% e4 Y7 h% \  _! j; }  T你講乜鬼?
9 }7 P% ]8 c- y: R24 I fear that you have teeth.          ; {! o- }3 Z# }+ @2 E8 ?) _
我驚你有牙! 8 \" |+ p- g3 O+ I2 D  s1 B0 J
25 Heart flower angry open.      
1 \# k* T9 ^% O* j4 x3 j心花怒放。   
. G7 z" O4 I. }/ gFish skin $ N* p$ \1 G1 e6 p$ L/ `
鱼皮 。 0 v0 |4 V1 ~9 k% h3 G! q
Monster of blowing water. + D% G  H. E& D" D! ^2 G8 l
吹水怪。
" z: O) O3 K- B+ A/ WFace green green 0 {+ }* b* g  [& I+ ?3 w% i- u8 m
面青青。
4 N9 K8 U) ]/ e' I. m+ ~- RYou see road carefully
$ k0 S1 q  ]2 @: t  z6 h! q9 s( j3 R你小心睇路 0 B$ v7 o0 v- p, w- H& }+ L
You go to street carefully
$ v! ~5 r& I1 j# T) `你出街小心D。
" I! h& v, Z. o  _( M0 |' wDo the world ' ]4 K% h, m$ a2 K+ z* o
做世界 。
, m8 X6 }3 Y* Y- H' wBig tea rice 9 h+ S; [% M$ [
大茶饭 。 1 c6 N- n* f% i- z: `
American chinese not enough. 2 X! W5 i6 I9 p( n4 A
美中不足。 . J' u9 B: M: H/ z: R0 V
King eight egg. 3 _* h$ }3 M+ J  i5 k! z
王八蛋 6 q( `1 e9 q; a$ H1 j& S
High hand. 5 {: p0 g' D1 E
高手 " p! T3 q+ c( k6 I: B  e
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Old dot.
; v1 s6 f$ \" A% j6 l' K" S, N老点 ! M# q  v$ |% x% ]0 A  u! N4 A7 x1 y
One old water 1 W4 W; Y' @+ `
一旧水 6 g* X4 n9 k5 |% W1 U4 N! N
I know your mouse.
' l, m! j5 v, b我识你老鼠! 4 a6 T, u' p2 v+ S( |3 h6 b
Measure water/Pound water.
: `: r! Q7 O. E6 _; s& c0 x磅水 + W1 I# X' n4 t/ H: N3 f( Q
A dragon service. " V' @& b3 t; r$ a6 k) f
一条龙服务
2 B+ V- S+ l3 }8 _Pump water.
9 d! x6 U  A5 t- D8 o! Y# w0 P****
2 z9 X( @( I5 k" uI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' X; S# X. _- l- _4 J1 x0 D7 {我吹鸡打你班友。 6 y% N& r7 K8 i2 v8 R
You jump building.
1 `% e* W* h6 L1 K5 p  \你跳楼啦。
2 b& a( z/ h2 R& S" w; x. jYou come back home and eat banana ! f3 I: w( }% V" p5 z5 P7 p
你返屋企食蕉啦
: E6 J7 |. y  O4 tI give you a hair. 9 i6 L* E7 D) N8 ?6 E
我俾条毛你ar!
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- P2 E" g" Z5 @Collect skin
: |, T: D, z5 N; \2 ]. @' ^收皮
2 G- k6 v% q& h  L% {- j9 uCollect father 0 `6 a& C5 e1 y- O
收爹
. ~) Z2 T7 d" u2 jYou give me collect father.
/ F3 ~+ D& N- @( u- J1 p# {# M你同我收爹!
, K# r8 p; i8 C5 |2 D  _Laugh die me. . f4 j/ Q" F: }
笑死我。
* T- F  \1 {' k. [$ q/ _You give me stop.
4 O, P; n  D1 Q, _: J2 b你同我企系度。   q, ~' y/ N) q( L% [5 ?
Eight woman
8 Y! `( F5 G8 X八婆 ' R7 Z" o2 E: n) @7 A; w7 ]# t$ v+ U
Eight woman,you are good!
4 F7 @! _. N+ r八婆,你好o野!
+ b: M) H; K5 [$ a0 l7 wWhat the spring do you do?
8 O, J! T3 Z. y$ [' }你搞乜春啊?
% ?, `# l2 h) f8 j! l  _' V1 }A dog of eating dung
8 f! e2 S# y; W8 d食屎狗
* U5 L( N! F' g" aA ghost of ass
7 c) v, z- k# Z$ W屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....* H5 a! d* z' @5 \, w( U" X
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 # R3 P0 U6 h% {

( r: K) Z9 y. D: r+ U% T3 Qtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....../ A6 q' o9 |9 d
this is not hong kong style english.....0 U! N& w% P0 z. n" P
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...% ]; ]9 c0 O, h8 c% {1 s- _/ P! E
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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