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人之初:At the beginning of life. - Y* s' `( T6 R. E
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. * N+ f; ~( O+ Y# _3 R

, t% x4 M, |) [9 ?7 E習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : p4 P0 ?8 b: Q0 B0 {0 W
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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4 Q& B$ S6 I5 U" z$ {( n9 w; {性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ! q. U+ N+ L+ c

3 p4 u% ?; `1 z/ r9 |3 _2 h教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ _: P$ e! |5 B# ~. k
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - r6 z* X, R1 }4 l# ~0 T
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. . @5 v; B$ g4 p4 ~+ h

% L9 D, z2 _5 B子不學:If you don't study hard, ! o* R, e  r3 D4 ]0 Q* ~
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ( _" T0 t, M7 d) d/ ]5 F- z
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : r, @4 U( t+ P0 H+ p

7 b& A3 s; S- P1 q8 u有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine + W  c% c/ @9 [* i5 h& U: l

: u* i- W) P1 \- l+ [  ^教五子 :All his five son took it 5 @) K' x( H" }, Y( B+ r+ v
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% w4 ~$ {1 Y- h6 v2 w, b父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 1 E4 \! B! ]; V( {2 F0 E# q

  G/ x7 Y# y5 Q+ U- ~) C師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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& @$ t  I. k0 Y, [2 X. Y+ G5 U非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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/ C9 j  ~( a5 n# C! G3 U& `幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & f/ r* ]: `5 ^9 F/ |* g

* E1 @. z: K% j6 S0 Y老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 6 v: f) a& K9 S- i! g6 T

0 @' ]& m, i+ z. J4 h0 v8 O不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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