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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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8 w# T& L: E2 R- o4 D性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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7 Z& z* z; v% L/ F9 K習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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1 F7 \6 s3 L$ N# p苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ' e+ w$ }4 J7 J+ J6 P% O6 k0 N
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ) w& l, Q4 K  Y$ Q$ N

9 n4 t& p  w  n' g: _: c昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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( L& H; c4 v6 |# y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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- k& L4 S; u: e3 E# K: a! Q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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+ S# Y* B# \  H教五子 :All his five son took it
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( H8 v5 s1 M+ ~/ d  N$ V+ L, q; v+ p名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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2 b1 f( ]% h7 _! ?父之過 :It is all your fault. 1 D6 n  N, n( m4 ?
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, % s, `; X# q+ b

( F, a. a  \. q6 @; H7 A' t& |師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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" y/ _, L6 w+ L# H( ^) _非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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( s# ^+ Q; i4 T2 [" E+ l幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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, W( R+ n$ Q( J  G老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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0 ?( C" }0 q; A) G  t  _7 K玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 t5 B7 `& Z8 _. C% j& P

2 h1 m* Y: Q+ m/ Y不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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& c' n! a& _% M" m, M& P不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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