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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 V) [* v1 `/ M' A1 l- R
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % A6 x/ K; d) A( z, E9 J8 c) r

; b; F% M0 Q! g$ ?苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.   h+ i: e0 F- Z% \3 U# U" B( s
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ N1 X; K0 ^  o; F+ b

" n) v( O( z5 _2 E1 H2 I教之道:The way of learning it
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8 Y( U/ R8 o5 s, O; V* z/ W貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; p: t+ F4 u1 ~! T2 Y- J* l

5 Y) ^. L4 M- w  o5 `- j- p昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, & W/ ~0 I4 ?% y) L
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ; [' ]) S& ~) `! d" E8 K; r

6 ?8 j0 ?# Y* R3 U# \! c+ v竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 9 a( l9 Q' D" l
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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# p4 n* O1 n+ s# M$ b. l; Z) O教五子 :All his five son took it
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; G1 z0 ~1 c2 e+ u名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / Y; o2 K- H3 W" x) s

  O/ A, \9 p4 i$ A9 W2 L( u養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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, [) l1 y8 D9 z; ^4 Z- M3 H父之過 :It is all your fault.
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1 \5 }  q" P: G* C* K+ m- j教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # X) h' J  D9 Q( k: v, E

+ T; A& m; I1 c+ h子不學 :You may refuse to study this + H/ K. R" q1 ^- k. t8 k

1 l- Y% R, m/ }8 V3 q% m' [非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 P( |( ^9 K% u1 b3 u
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / a/ [; U7 E7 E9 n  {! o$ F+ P
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - W& h! m. W6 Q' V5 U( K3 r( c+ P1 n
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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! a6 }& O. f; n) c$ ]* P. @2 D人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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9 s, Y: |4 P5 |8 J不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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