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人之初:At the beginning of life. $ l2 G- ]! u" o0 Y! F- }9 {/ a) q

# r7 e) V4 t% o性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 f8 _% q6 p% C, X, u$ k& i! T8 E7 `" U

$ a: E1 _: j# O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . \4 g, O( z# z" Z

, f+ H( u0 _0 J8 z+ N苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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: V( D' A) x4 D3 h3 l5 I性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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  k1 |. S) v2 \2 j* q8 g1 l擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ Q$ p* o; h/ Q子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 7 {' m* {9 Q: O/ b/ O* M

- Z( v0 Y. A. u4 i2 D" K有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it " B) w# ], r3 ^8 c5 W

! h3 ]3 C& N* x0 P! u( ?. d. p名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. / @( {% m2 ~* `; J$ Q( p; l
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 [) N9 P7 w, b$ W  T  S- ]; s5 e0 ~
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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# ?4 B$ N; m9 B! \  M教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 O5 K0 H; t9 v- k# t, {
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 x' o3 a1 }5 o3 Z$ Y& @

+ [9 K$ R5 R# y( y6 ]7 l子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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9 `' U0 A+ M% X0 H$ D2 s+ U; `( ?非所宜 :but that is a real mistake ' C- V7 j/ Q7 W' X8 B
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, : g8 u, o! j5 X6 V
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + {) v2 d4 t6 b

, k/ J+ E5 n: Q3 S玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. % r4 h# `3 Y/ y& A- i
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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8 T. J9 f' Q) j8 f/ }不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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