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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 1 V# o& o' R, X+ u# N
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 : V* O0 l. A8 N* c
) h! U2 v0 ^" ]* _I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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2 t5 \/ }" b& P" {5 ^# @You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ * G1 r8 h! O. y$ Q' w9 R
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ( U+ o3 h" {, ~
( z6 v E7 Z7 v6 p6 j& g P" R# cIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" . R1 U u: y1 b0 h' n$ s
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Blow water吹水0 P6 w: h( ^6 d& I4 i
- Q* O5 d! t6 l% DMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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6 b3 C& K W! R+ u+ zBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # `9 _4 A. P1 w4 N9 e9 N( r
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ) [) e- o3 c7 M4 P' \; V# r; O. X
$ ]; w8 c3 m! I"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( s# |8 j K5 M) B2 R
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ; _3 P) G0 b( E+ X
3 B# A* ~+ y9 u, F1 oYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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$ P+ [! {/ f* A; X, QYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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8 E- P# P8 s7 W! i C! c9 ^! \You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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7 z6 T6 q9 m1 r; L; fPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? + a2 ], B8 N8 K$ w( Y* ?' h
& F7 ^# V: J- K$ w0 F9 l1 y% S8 CEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 % _# b. d( i2 S
6 E) y/ B1 Y: {0 lHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? ! C' v! S# V, C( {2 V
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? + O" L& p( U- F) W" T
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 . ~7 o |+ ^- J# F4 F" B3 ^
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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. K6 C8 G7 u, y' ~) qWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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$ k( U2 b# Z0 ?! b- BCut girl 界女
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8 z9 [7 g7 z% ^, l$ {The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 n5 k) d0 a8 K* U
+ R! x* V4 M2 p% i7 v# J8 H6 C. JCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 3 }! E& r- e9 p# n1 Q
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 " ~0 o1 L2 Z8 A+ Z
2 Z/ H+ i% _9 o% {6 q, z, ^( aYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? : t' F/ s r; U7 b$ W- B1 `' ~
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 # _" ~% k, k: [( K
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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! Y, F+ f, m# v+ M2 Y( LAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 3 N: V) K* R g- \
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 : c! q! r- Q1 W- X* l) K9 a: Z
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , y7 g# {. v/ h2 g
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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( {4 r! |( H+ u9 B$ GEight woman八婆 5 Q* O: I: Z- e2 \) B) }4 [) m
+ }2 g+ P4 b1 B3 a0 U' dEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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( O+ ^- d& s: q9 u2 Y7 x& qKing eight egg.王八蛋 7 s1 Z. i s! y3 x9 J$ z" x; `
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Black son黑仔
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6 }+ p: k8 O6 v6 O2 KToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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* w0 l/ W' K1 b+ \' Y. ?I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 " P$ s4 }$ s+ L8 t0 j2 q
/ ?: a0 k- P9 i8 N+ b# gI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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" b: y, Z7 V8 ^. pTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 4 x5 w/ j" [# q0 W: ?1 B% L
( p6 p) n1 f# g% q: [" y' WGood mother.好娘 % ?* c5 w" U8 E' V
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 3 p* y( C( I5 Z
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One old water 一舊水 , J; z0 ?$ x% x2 Y( z
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ) o% w! R) V! _" p# L4 w
8 ~+ U& i9 f! lA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 " P$ r% l6 z# Q
. w8 N0 I% |6 l# A' z ^A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , F0 p- q+ ?( R# ^
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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" M: v/ U4 l+ n) z1 Z% ^: W5 Z6 fA dragon service.一條龍服務 . d: v' y, l: W2 S, M5 A# r
- R+ }4 m# i1 J& X+ \Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 $ ]1 V c. @: ?# E" k
, v" K4 r/ @4 v2 R8 nTwo hit six.二打六
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