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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ . l0 w! r( A4 V1 t" {) i
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（轉）港式英語
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5 Z4 x5 [/ g( H+ [) T. nPiano piano green 琴琴青 , m* p1 w+ w8 H+ `
' F6 o% A9 M$ I' \: cPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 - {; @7 ^1 |- B9 u; u
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ + w) L# W/ n1 }7 `; j( {
8 {$ w. ?" w& ZYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ . E/ I: B$ o1 ]* E
# N- q& ?9 M9 B0 [' ?I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ $ N' Q- t0 _+ H7 ?6 b7 C
, p5 J" @# j4 eFish skin~魚皮 。 9 x& c+ D2 F& A6 p: l
1 N9 U) a0 }- F7 O2 NFall on a street@@ 。 $ [+ `2 v- D# O
# E F. Y+ m+ C/ Q& _fall on your street.""你個"K" d5 F: N9 |/ X9 t9 Q/ M2 V
. u+ ` X2 E4 k) @Blow water吹水5 x- V+ ]8 ~9 }) x
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( F6 [1 U% `; ^$ s* R% ^ d
! R. q3 d- m) v" `4 ~+ ~9 TBlow chicken吹雞 3 n1 {3 l+ D: d) E. C& h6 @4 n
4 y/ M) T7 @% B2 t0 A1 ]7 RI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 t/ o% j( p t- [; q- T% v
我吹雞打你班友 。
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/ i. e4 M6 t5 u5 T' FStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 $ K6 v& Y/ r" V
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 1 m4 ?/ Y9 m8 n# O- M# r$ e
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 A8 F: O# y5 t0 k/ O
4 J: m1 C2 ?7 [3 U1 {You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % l: w! A% j" x! W. k6 p
8 k1 m: |( M" H/ R; ]* hYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ) _2 Y8 p% r* p/ Y
" \8 w% ~7 \8 q& \; ^, PAre you road?你係唔係路呀? - }% |3 G6 Q$ h5 s
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Eat banana食蕉 % d% [+ g8 x+ T. e
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ' v3 M5 ]) S2 x
2 W" M8 c) Q, W) s. lHow senior are you?你算老幾? / s& b8 n% ^4 M7 ]/ Z
2 q: M. |5 x+ ^& u' c1 m7 bWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 3 p' | U8 L; d9 G
Q7 ]% c* M; O( z9 Q9 o, q) r( x, Y9 wWhere are you come from?你邊度架? & i7 u' Q' D* M
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 5 t+ Y& B v4 m. J" @$ ^4 D
2 b+ ], ?9 C! S7 CZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 1 P9 s2 ?! u L0 R+ [
. Z: u0 m3 |3 q9 G C3 pCut girl 界女 % X% a' s3 d4 M
- N6 l% K5 ?* _7 x* U$ G! F! ~! _The king of cutting girl.界女王。 , z4 }* S7 v$ J5 Z* ~1 x0 T6 P* {
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ 5 L- t' `' H U2 y: \5 {
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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* p4 u! P# R d* I, s3 y; ]Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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) |* x3 N4 h9 q Q+ f1 o3 y4 L7 aDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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% ]+ ? S2 l4 a) ?3 PLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 4 d5 E/ b2 L2 \, y8 j& D: C* X
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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5 i4 B5 h3 v3 t1 gEight woman八婆 5 {, n& }5 X7 ]
' i7 [% b. ~/ A- @( i( j3 r' ?; LEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 6 c, a( H0 M6 A
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 8 ]; ?& q+ @% w
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Wear grass著草 + M+ C: M( K* D% R; s% Q
" m1 F R! b" K+ R' q; KI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ) U0 U+ [2 m# P5 o$ U7 P# |' [
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 9 x9 ~8 [/ M3 Y2 Y `
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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1 v; U/ Q% z0 R( M( `5 d2 H& [To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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\" \& S s- y; yGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 # f- m- u# T" V6 [; c/ D
6 j5 `; V7 m( kOne old water 一舊水 : s/ d' a% `; ]3 b' g3 Y
$ c* N; [; `. V. CWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 % |" F1 N3 ?8 d& x* g% P8 m7 s' z
. n$ f" W5 l j' ?A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 5 v* D7 {% F; R$ ?5 m
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 0 P5 Z) q5 y; e+ c# E! J
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Pump water.抽水 5 S! p) Q0 V5 y _' [& e
* w, S; I( }& `) F. J% ?3 ^5 NTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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