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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語 3 s% K* f5 T2 c5 v% ]
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ) {/ S4 B% ?/ T1 [0 n" Y5 R! H
7 u! T* J. D) |6 w3 I1 ]+ ^Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) ]2 |$ ]: B4 S4 M G
9 D+ \4 Z# e* q X3 m. x1 }. KI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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) y. Q5 [3 m9 H: X" bYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! % E3 E5 E8 e' w* @6 r
7 }) }0 S% F( v0 w8 K2 y8 y6 xIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 3 R3 T, }/ |4 g' s8 V
& P2 t& ~8 Q: i" i1 `Fall on a street@@ 。
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: j8 i. x3 A5 w' ^) g, zfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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7 ?* ]7 S5 D7 UMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ' g4 P& l1 M' ?6 e. B" H
- t5 r' ~5 U' w( V5 uBlow chicken吹雞 % P! J6 P* g0 \4 A
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ E9 `" \; P, V0 y
我吹雞打你班友 。 4 a! B$ I# d+ C: L" J6 n' k% r
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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; |9 T5 A; i4 E8 I3 r4 f6 zFace green green臉青青 。 0 G: @3 W, ^0 _9 U) \0 O. ^
. }4 }# Y3 X5 H7 }6 `3 U"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 4 {4 x( ]( _) s
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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) N2 T) z& f# G2 CYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ; M g$ k0 v9 `- e+ p0 i2 g& y# t
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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0 t/ Z8 m% z; X9 ~" @People mountain people sea人山人海。
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! N! }) C2 q) Y) {0 a1 C" ZAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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7 x6 ]8 F1 _2 n# YEat banana食蕉
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) w9 m1 @. g/ E, lYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 1 P; e' y, Z+ v" ` f5 V6 ?/ x
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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3 {, Z5 v$ v' |& B% E/ OWhat the water are you?你係乜水? / E3 ?" Q1 P1 S
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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1 L: W, D6 M: jDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 I0 l1 R0 s1 H5 [! T1 ?
0 ^$ X5 E; i {( F5 yDo the world做世界 。 5 P9 r/ _5 t& {- g. e$ x/ u
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 1 _& c% H2 a: J+ o" h- w" u) x
; G- q5 }- q+ B z( _) o2 g2 B5 N, UWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 6 {. B- |6 v# h
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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" S6 _7 D7 `+ |: f u% X) v* sCollect father收爹 9 `' N+ x; h+ m1 x
: M4 Z; Y( [4 w/ w& D0 F, v0 @You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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5 H% _: h2 z% j: mDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 7 k$ \+ `% Y! x5 x( ]- n6 m& H
0 @4 v* t4 W b0 BLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 2 Y7 p: [; t/ |$ u& j. Z
# d: V0 ` v' [1 X1 ZAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 5 D3 e0 l- W0 Z( ]. O( [
. A- s8 d z" v7 H$ ]+ THeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 + h5 v( e) s3 M9 c3 C8 A
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , ~$ M0 y, E1 M# a8 m
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ( a8 @4 P4 o2 [
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Eight woman八婆 2 u2 k* u* b" o1 y: i
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 1 y/ D6 Y; j# |; |# A+ T) f% M
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 3 ?7 ~& n K+ l1 n0 k5 H9 S( |
- U% D$ H9 [# b+ U. tToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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8 A5 Y5 m, f5 U7 rWear grass著草
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* ~+ A G" ?! t- f9 a yI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ; r+ k2 ]7 {1 O6 y7 r& F) L
1 W( x: |+ o8 p& s% tHigh hand.高手 9 w( [, e& i) J* l
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ! J! G; W h( X
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 % R- _) p$ e: D6 Y2 i% N
& _* o7 r |! O! Z# |+ i4 {! kGood mother.好娘
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2 z& I, z3 M( ` b0 j/ WYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ~ I9 M. l% [, x" }
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6 a1 I/ E& y! }+ l5 s* pOne old water 一舊水 9 S( }2 E- v) n5 V' P% {0 x
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? : A* A. d. p+ |4 @% s k, M0 k
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , K$ X5 N+ |$ Y1 c
. w a; f1 t8 C; eA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 , |) N6 d/ _) D- W
( y+ S% V* x& E1 m0 l% X7 hA dragon service.一條龍服務 2 T/ v' | h+ ]: B# G; @
# \; O( q- A! _1 M: @4 T+ t! iHold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 8 d% ^+ P% P* O
. C9 r' C. u, J& r0 O) `1 {8 BTwo hit six.二打六 ) O4 f ]1 {; _* m! G. p9 S
" d" m* Z7 V8 _. S MTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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