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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語 0 ~7 i9 k4 U" e+ @4 R% `
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 8 V, f( ^- u7 F' D5 Q+ v

1 @( g  k6 h4 ?$ u- y& bPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ; M) t8 I1 Q8 V. j

4 d& v* I- `  [4 G; FI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 3 H4 K" _% G. z+ x

5 m0 U8 p( y: z4 JYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! & G! e: E! ^$ T7 B  p( ]

7 I3 @, T8 E  `7 CIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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2 s5 T( u1 @! L3 q1 E: rFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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1 C8 Z; `9 V# Z- t4 ?) Bfall on your street.""你個"K"
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" L6 H; I8 {4 m6 z& r7 Q8 R5 DBlow water吹水* |% f- c) b. c) V) p. C  |" j
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 " s( G$ f6 H. o, F* p0 Z7 x

! d0 f0 m/ L1 Y9 c2 H- l" ZBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 D4 \+ Z" e' D7 j
我吹雞打你班友 。 ) H5 {- u9 b& {( u4 W; e

3 A$ Y# C0 h. _3 z. B( kStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 q4 J+ R: t. ]- l$ x! _$ G3 d" {
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ! E# g4 D$ z" E

9 f" |6 n( g6 M2 N8 G: Q! A* QYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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1 u& L% f8 h3 v& D! J* rYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - T0 j% J% |) |& ?; E3 C% r
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ( w/ B/ Z+ v" |, @) b4 G+ n
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - Y# g, @2 _- S% ~' R
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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' M8 p, D: E/ a! _What the water are you?你係乜水? $ y9 @6 i) B' J9 ^* @
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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  X- v' o3 k' W" Q9 n/ rZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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) G, m" z# F* F$ v4 r/ \. y/ J  WBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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/ J7 }  A- [+ Z, n/ n8 fWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 & x2 b( c: h. f! a. v% p/ V
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 0 p! a* L9 p5 W1 N( Z" I/ V( u

' }" _/ s7 Z. q( `' cI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ( X( k' r4 h$ X% i& Q7 l
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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1 N: k* ?' \3 S, P  bLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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5 \. C$ \5 c4 j( mAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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. t2 w  W( J) P. N1 {( CHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
. J, c" P" }$ S8 w$ V你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * o$ Y- t+ N) t0 ]
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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9 X6 ]" I5 c+ H0 YKing eight egg.王八蛋 ! X( O1 x3 Z1 v
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Black son黑仔 $ }4 e9 t+ t, u4 A
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! + @, y# h( {5 l* ^/ i
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Wear grass著草
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$ ]$ W/ h8 |4 _! f: x+ V* I$ JI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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) X8 ~! x" {; K% A! ZI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ; h& `+ b$ V$ Z  v

0 N5 u: J' o+ o% ~2 z$ ^High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 6 p* w7 C3 t' F- I" K3 \7 ^- ~/ F4 q& I

- D  \$ d' F2 z' |' K" EGood mother.好娘 8 R7 y3 u2 t: n
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 " M- u# Y# n2 {' W* A1 w
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ h' B; T. B/ M6 g1 T3 X4 ?

# g# I3 m, y" _& g( ]A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 , i3 j0 P; G/ x1 t4 ~: f; a4 d
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * N' [$ h% {, W8 i7 f! n

0 T3 x4 s. @% qMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務   _6 x) u0 p: ]# E$ h

7 F2 z+ n9 a3 |& v' QHold hold water.楂楂水 , A% L/ {3 a& M% Y
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Pump water.抽水 / r) T) j8 r0 w
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Two hit six.二打六
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1 C% t4 p" n8 S% l$ `4 J$ vTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳" z' D$ c8 N  Z1 }8 h, {5 [" K0 e+ K
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:5 m$ t8 \% W) k/ ?8 ~6 Q/ F
還有
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( H8 e7 h1 T+ I$ `you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
6 G6 T8 [. e/ kI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...& k6 \8 P) _- N! c" w: q
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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6 b7 y7 T* _5 @. Tgood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger5 p9 o9 H4 `% z$ A8 ~; ], R

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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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