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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  3 V: x/ G3 }5 t9 _4 a
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ' m1 U6 D9 |! @+ L5 |) ]/ p9 `
) S8 c' A3 L* X/ H$ v& RPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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7 o* ]; q! e& ]6 }7 O) T- t$ n6 }# j/ _I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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) c! J% g. i) b% M* e3 mYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 7 h5 g) \2 ^+ L" a
: [, h" q" k9 ]) N7 U$ A9 |4 Q9 [I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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+ Q1 E% m$ ?5 s% v) `5 WIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 9 \4 J! o1 U0 E! B
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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9 }0 P/ d4 h' z! yFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" , L+ Z- {( X4 ^! V# c1 w5 x
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Blow water吹水
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. ]2 I$ U# d+ TMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 c7 R* |) Q1 K# U( J
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Blow chicken吹雞 2 W& h/ r# s; O6 J. }: t
/ R* X, s9 v1 i. j) }3 B. iI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / r n7 u" {% S5 G
我吹雞打你班友 。
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1 b" o# ]$ z/ M- ?1 p4 r6 E1 h/ IStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 . B$ }% k/ F9 B9 \
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Face green green臉青青 。 + C6 ~9 K/ Z2 q5 [
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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0 z6 ]1 i1 r6 {" mYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ; v0 L% `& u" S
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ! d0 `% Y9 ]* K3 S2 G
& X& ] C1 c1 n& ZYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 6 N& x/ A; N) i+ s
+ U" ]$ n. _) I8 ]! m4 oAre you road?你係唔係路呀? " }; A- p6 i& H8 O, ]
- M7 W& m7 Z' w+ F5 h1 E$ TEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 $ e: l" ^7 l* K3 Y/ t
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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( z8 m5 g/ |: W7 I9 `What the water are you?你係乜水? 3 {: B, f' }" q( X/ ?! N" @
# R5 Z/ ^ h$ |8 |3 [" v# g, W6 A: ?Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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: q8 I; I6 ^. v4 m+ s+ ]" jZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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9 v/ i* B, e+ S* L$ Z m, ?) RBig tea rice大茶飯 。 ! a+ Z+ D9 H; U
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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9 V( s+ H5 O7 G/ V/ WCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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+ V. z, z; t2 \2 d8 I% V) QI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! . ]6 C3 q( s% I8 R
" J3 M% h$ q( D! @$ n( ]Collect father收爹 # a0 s3 V( |1 D: @
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! & v9 l7 g# o; |/ m+ R
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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; l# N: I4 }( vAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 7 @+ V/ y! [4 }0 S' g
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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5 Z$ {4 o/ P# F( n# V& fYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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3 T: A4 z( C/ M5 m; b. PEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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$ @ P6 c3 j2 L* @' Q( \; V5 l9 @+ [King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! / E3 G+ c4 |+ y
' k0 |3 C: D4 n9 s3 F! S2 qWear grass著草 6 x) u8 b, L2 m1 N5 c, T
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 3 k" X1 }/ n8 ?- ~
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High hand.高手 , m; S7 n. V% Q7 K; W: b
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 4 g; R7 ?4 v0 f7 f5 n' O
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ; k# J9 P7 C% k$ `
- x9 _9 [1 [( VGood mother.好娘
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2 i7 ^8 e ^; V( M) W E6 vYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 5 Z8 _* a) b1 L2 N( Y# O
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 8 x, f5 h0 k( G, A3 H6 k- Y
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ) v9 r1 m) H- w# s
6 \6 ^) d; f! w3 R& k* R LA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 9 d# Z2 Z% ]2 S8 n( Y1 G
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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; c; r7 g5 `# _. kMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 8 k$ w& }7 d; p4 x1 ?9 X2 e
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 v( J' [; o+ d9 F G
. O+ M# ?/ } F0 a! ZHold hold water.楂楂水 4 T& p$ d/ N1 \4 t1 Z
- x; d9 ]+ ^0 @0 o0 N yPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 & n0 H4 s5 p G7 v; x8 M
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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