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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~2 e- c* r5 v+ I, u1 V6 C0 e8 Y, n9 K

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" W. y& W% C- Y( ]! j+ B" `3 l: m(轉)港式英語 " ]7 c/ U0 N+ g2 S6 w& I

; |2 ^( P6 Y# o2 oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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* }  L/ P9 d1 F' S- G/ N2 q2 z$ R; GI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! : P" z( S% C$ P9 T1 n! D( C' H
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! . T2 L% F* c/ A1 @, G4 W: Y. |
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 % i" |4 c. E( t7 a8 ?7 v
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. Z# S* J$ ], {$ T9 Cfall on your street.""你個"K" 8 h) L3 I4 G/ Z3 _: ?3 P

) ]4 X1 `; D8 H! V( |9 LBlow water吹水+ G  Z4 [) f& @% x* C9 S
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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' H5 o  l6 g  j0 @; `; a+ A- KBlow chicken吹雞 . L& }) p/ G' X# ]

2 `6 F. z! `! ?. w: F  E5 _I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ z# b; n& L0 G$ U/ @我吹雞打你班友 。
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0 |! m- `, r% p, o/ hStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 5 N4 C- p! B5 l) q, {! ~

8 X; V5 Z6 j2 b6 ]+ n- RFace green green臉青青 。 + [) c% |5 p; X( }

3 Y3 b9 t9 p2 Y- D- t  y"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 4 Q8 F( ^( h& g; U/ p& @" F  }' B
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ( z+ U( A# ~1 E5 f

; P) _0 s9 N5 [2 JYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ' f" U) l7 z* u' V' D0 s' x$ x
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 # }2 F$ D9 m' h0 A
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 7 d2 d% m3 A6 z- |- `
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# ?1 B5 l" P2 u( ^1 t- nYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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/ n1 `/ m& y( h$ o% d% D+ _How senior are you?你算老幾?
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' v3 Y" V1 m0 T2 B" O; f! mWhat the water are you?你係乜水? : |( A' W% X0 g- X5 g4 N
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! g- V9 F9 A6 U& v0 L& |

& H4 `4 r6 G6 UDo you big me?你大我呀? ; m, _. ]3 D9 L( N

/ v7 z3 [# |, x4 \/ zZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 . q$ h1 r& p7 \# X2 I+ \" N
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Do the world做世界 。 6 V4 A, l6 y& O/ P

  p) ?4 @. H: S5 OBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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7 _% d) N8 v6 V$ n5 ]6 `9 g- {Cut girl 界女 $ l: m! O. I- ?
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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( G* F7 e) ?' T' P* n% hCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! " f4 g" A7 n3 y2 V+ y
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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# ]+ i4 F2 j7 k2 \0 w$ A9 B% MCollect father收爹 / M' R% r2 G# B; E  x
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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7 X$ Q  B+ u+ _: f: eYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 * W2 n/ [/ D3 B; n* k, ~

- q" Y1 P) X$ s$ d7 I' f! WAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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9 Y1 V; |; C# B7 J$ W4 fYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.   Z5 M* p" F2 z6 x0 z" {/ a
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ) m* i# g6 K- q
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Eight woman八婆 ! v* [0 u+ \& _. b
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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( Z7 |5 q- P& I  v' i4 {/ u* r2 XBlack son黑仔 ; |6 A+ X7 H; M- q1 w( ]0 c$ ?

% I/ l, x+ K: R& o6 PToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ( _1 o: G. h4 m7 ]

! N! w+ ~. N! h0 MWear grass著草
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8 G  g9 x, b, o4 yI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 5 ?, i3 n  L+ K6 J8 H

' o* }8 W" {' i  f+ I4 B; j: aI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 6 i) J* s, V, E7 R( {

$ d  `6 p2 K. h0 G- }A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 m5 G/ @4 {: z. b& ]

1 i/ B/ f" d0 z" M4 j5 L" JTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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$ ]! s4 U$ z7 |( ?: ^Good mother.好娘 ) ~8 ~% D# p! T8 `

- X' d5 `6 C1 F. m5 d9 _! h2 T+ _* E7 }You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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* I2 J" l; C& f# UOld dot.老點 4 _& k( f* i4 n* L/ e2 p
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One old water 一舊水 # b& ~0 K, e  n7 C

) g8 J+ Z8 a" kWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? ' `2 e* Q8 E. W4 s. s' ]
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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; x, a, _' P7 l% MA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ; o* a) g/ H$ D

- A/ X) Q/ q2 F) j$ I1 LMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 " w4 B. Z: [8 e. |4 o. e( K

& G$ A6 u. ?" }4 ?2 u4 F. aA dragon service.一條龍服務
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% b3 K( A  A* o- c0 P2 P# _* w5 KHold hold water.楂楂水 , w4 |. Y( Z8 f' b& U
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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) }' U, m2 q& h; H& ATwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳/ ]7 ~$ w! g6 S
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:- \& M8 I3 m: [: o' ^
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳5 j! ?0 ^% V5 s
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
1 Q5 p. K% R4 x; ]+ Vd人係連inner都唔識...
6 G+ R$ s8 @6 {+ O用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..7 E' w7 a$ E! u/ q3 Q2 U# c' o5 p
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。: E3 V/ J2 s. G% ]
例如:
: v- Q% N( @$ agood rope 好索
有d以前睇過
0 v- Y8 A6 w/ \最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
- d/ C' N) J) ]0 n3 C仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! 2 v0 ?0 U* T( X0 B
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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