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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~% U) `% ~3 W! d( K8 v

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( f8 u* b7 e) c/ ^) P! p( d, k( j(轉)港式英語
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. y# j3 h, x6 n9 k# T/ oPiano piano green 琴琴青
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* ^5 m! F% e+ h- HPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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, S' b& e/ }$ z. xI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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2 }+ {4 U$ z2 G. x# k, X3 vYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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5 _, a* N5 ?  q$ Y& D, ^  zI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! " Y: J- N# R3 h* u% V$ X5 f

4 q& S6 D$ l* z" WIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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8 E$ q5 O/ g' J! w+ b( {Fish skin~魚皮 。 7 b' f( }9 C6 c$ g: E
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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4 V2 O0 |) @% D$ g/ n" V5 ?% _4 `fall on your street.""你個"K"
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1 N9 z$ W" A9 E; X6 y3 v. NBlow water吹水
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0 o2 O# T/ l& Z' e+ _+ `2 K0 wMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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9 f8 C3 e# K) B' X8 a, II blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : M4 x2 w' d: C' d  }; ^0 m0 T
我吹雞打你班友 。 ( c# c$ u7 S3 d( n. @0 {4 n6 c) \

# W+ t8 D$ Q* }4 F( M8 XStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 9 c3 i- ?, n0 p! }) A9 t4 ?- e5 `

6 c6 j# Z; u0 Z3 MFace green green臉青青 。 6 t$ H6 N& ]" T

2 j0 N, r! ~- P"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
9 a; J% U  n$ i- u# G: e點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 / t' _) I4 D9 r" q

0 F, h; L9 ?+ e; Y6 u3 {- {You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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8 }% M- W) o! UYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。   w6 C. G3 I/ O- h  r8 B7 v
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( X* k+ O0 D8 ^# I' a1 L
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 b3 c/ P5 V& K+ Z: q

: @3 o& i! J) q  HEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " a  Y& @) f- q' }9 e4 i9 ~

( _1 j7 O( G; |) }# QHow senior are you?你算老幾? 2 x1 a0 j7 e! [8 X' g' }: A, B8 Y

. ^* M2 M% {4 U5 PWhat the water are you?你係乜水? ) T! G* P' i( t

$ r6 ]  C& {: X! R: B9 T4 `Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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! s- Y* z+ o) _Do you big me?你大我呀? 7 m% `4 r0 \& y7 i+ a; [" K
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ) V5 h4 _7 m3 d9 R1 N
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Do the world做世界 。
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' }' Z5 Q+ T& X: V5 UBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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0 V* u+ O' [. \# L* R& AWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 3 k$ H/ x2 K% h5 Z) N# W" M

7 ?# D* x; ~6 E& sCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 8 ?/ y* d% r3 n: x' F) F
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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3 ^. R9 {# Q5 q* R& z$ f$ T: NCollect father收爹
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2 x) A( L2 {7 g3 ^, _+ RYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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. k4 F& Q5 q0 M/ rDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 2 U! n$ c5 l8 ]0 D$ S$ F4 {, B1 d

3 O4 W0 C7 K: N% A) FLaugh die me.笑死我。 / i9 B& x) ^- u" A  ^# @

/ d* y2 N& Y: w* w+ u1 oYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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5 C. {7 J! B# h0 R# X7 [9 ?American chinese not enough.美中不足。 1 N8 c( x6 {7 U0 ^0 W5 u2 J
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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9 p5 i7 H/ E, J- t" H( G/ g% `You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 7 C+ r3 R% a6 O; m
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! # X0 x& {1 ^/ P& p5 k
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Eight woman八婆
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* [3 J9 J- Q# j) O% [3 d5 \5 V" h- [6 yEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 6 [9 M8 D! D" O" r& [% C- I, z
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King eight egg.王八蛋 2 S1 R' C& }( n) d' v1 a1 d

" ^6 ?' Q: X, P' N. @% JBlack son黑仔 / p! f- {+ u8 A  x8 y1 {

( j+ t# G7 c' @' l/ y- [( ]7 kToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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: V/ T9 N# K- g/ K" ?Wear grass著草 : H0 p! q' S; p& b' k* M
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 0 Y) \- M6 L' B2 y

, @$ I$ p6 T+ C) {High hand.高手
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: H9 V; x$ X. _5 A8 uA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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4 ]1 k# k3 s1 HTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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" ^5 R$ W* s1 L+ O; KGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 1 s6 g) n+ r. n; ?5 q) F, h

. }1 Y0 a' Q6 C, dOld dot.老點 0 H# L- Y2 y: ^9 |
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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4 ^7 @) A) h5 S7 S0 |$ E! PA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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4 A5 }) s2 m" O: R+ R2 EA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 h( q9 U$ Q# ?9 v1 I9 ?

2 g0 k3 y& c0 [8 ]9 a3 K& f* GA dragon service.一條龍服務 ; I8 `, Z1 R6 a

* b0 t' ?- W# H2 Y' D/ ^Hold hold water.楂楂水 " T% t6 n2 C' k8 O& U: h3 {6 l1 d

2 v+ ?8 F6 I2 e3 ~7 MPump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳2 U# F& J* i: }) }# t: |
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:, Q( q$ O, }7 l( `3 |/ `
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0 [" \7 @6 N8 T5 m8 {( W2 ]you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 J# D2 U: H5 N8 p5 X4 i& SI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
+ R# `# ^$ H; v+ c5 \d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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: |/ I, i- e, a: ]好無聊下
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。8 ~# D1 ]+ Z( M# t6 [6 }! o* D
例如:
- \8 ~0 ~! l! Z# c, l9 k; b8 bgood rope 好索
有d以前睇過
1 r+ r) z" g6 u最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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