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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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# X! p0 B& \- p/ v4 H! N2 ]2 O: APiano piano green 琴琴青
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2 H, ]: P6 ]" V5 m& Z! @' f" nPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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# Z* V/ [ V6 [( ~% `I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ $ K: o5 ~+ l4 a {
2 i1 \$ E1 D; i* t% R9 _You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ * w" q8 O) n0 y* ]+ J) N
3 k" T. U! x# I/ b# h ~I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 2 W/ K8 y% ]4 X) a0 O: I2 |
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 & X2 L; D: G5 P& o1 p: W
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水% U3 z; ~- j2 ]6 I5 g
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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( }/ u" Q: O" nBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( Z0 Z( c+ V+ G0 w$ t; q, Q
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / g+ p1 r$ t7 M ] A
+ \; Y8 I- D+ c8 @0 E3 H: bFace green green臉青青 。
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* F I* k2 v" {"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
$ \" T6 f+ O: }# p) l+ q點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 & P$ E: r, b2 Z6 V- \% S8 L% t/ f
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 2 r; f6 ~" D; i1 C$ v
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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' @; a G9 f8 f5 n2 VPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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' }5 D! c9 J# F# LAre you road?你係唔係路呀? $ s' m6 e4 U- s7 ?7 Q" V
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Eat banana食蕉 & t* ^; M. z. }7 m; s
0 y( i- V) ^. v7 C( \0 D. p% HYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ! M$ f3 U) B. R5 W5 F' D. M
0 b! j$ D( ?, G, Z' H3 c2 k7 v/ dHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 7 b. C" ]5 g* D! ^
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? : Z) k4 l( L* I! f
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Do you big me?你大我呀? " t7 T3 i9 e) A3 i; B/ W" {
- [# a, }: j9 F z) vZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 ) u- B8 a/ r( E6 I* }2 ?2 C
3 e0 O, X, l7 |, Z8 k! DDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * ^ D0 N1 A8 E; w3 F, n9 J
1 R: J4 Z' ]3 V+ O, CCut girl 界女
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* ^/ Z" J. D) [The king of cutting girl.界女王。 5 M( {1 S/ b$ h% `) V! B
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ * R H& L. C. L) @+ F
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Collect father收爹 8 u6 o+ C) \. f5 {
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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3 C- d6 x% e1 x" c7 \" U. HLaugh die me.笑死我。
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: b4 a, s# q8 qYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 1 C) f3 m& S# f! ~6 [
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 t$ H+ q. q$ M7 B/ w2 O
; `- n+ ~, i- ]7 U) Z! {: F$ r# |You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 6 q& O5 w* r, j2 u
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ + A L7 @) Z2 a2 ]4 d
/ I( j2 B6 ?' Q/ X0 @2 P @* DEight woman八婆 4 H0 P. O) C& |4 T6 m X! W
9 p. _: b: k, M" TEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 6 m5 ?5 r: ?/ g$ k0 p% z3 {
: B4 ]* y7 a2 ?% f7 |Black son黑仔 . J' V! d: u, s( s5 M
) p, B7 {# r E4 C; P- cToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 4 H `4 Z6 E: e# }1 L' O& f
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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" x; R7 f4 p$ E5 R" kI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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% z7 m4 k& A, c$ m" m( P8 l2 k" }High hand.高手
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) W: x7 Y! f/ r9 }A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ) y/ C& _8 Y3 {' _) m8 k8 O4 G
' c" Y0 c4 J& ^' cTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 f' d! |9 W' _) S" O
9 a" C; ^& D7 B. p3 Y; vGood mother.好娘 ; s$ m6 |6 M7 B, Q2 x5 Y6 H) T
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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; N2 {) u. [$ m4 LOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 5 D( U1 f) [8 u* A( K6 z# N( e8 ~" S
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? : z8 G5 ]4 z v6 V
, S/ o. |+ Z; s: KA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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4 v4 u4 ]7 k* S# S8 wA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 * Y1 I. y+ ` N9 h: O3 y
; D: ~* h! I& ^, \) `+ _5 K' zMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 " m- l3 z3 r" U7 L. e
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 # I8 O. x* `& j+ o4 V t
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 & S) u: {! w1 g6 V! y
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Pump water.抽水
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) W/ I* o! w& M3 @Two hit six.二打六 . Y& }, U1 m' Z. \
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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