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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  # R- F+ d) C. z0 Y4 k7 I
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8 A# C0 ]: h# R f* }Piano piano green 琴琴青 ( B- }8 G, x! Q1 R: |7 X) m
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 \0 }9 `# }- V% D d
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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) A5 F% z+ p, }I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! + _+ {. O( {4 ^) t
3 _5 C& ^- f& ]' F! ?$ VIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! $ N% N1 x, c% }" a7 `& E
# S1 Y( y) f* @$ ^3 L6 a4 zFish skin~魚皮 。 1 ?1 L2 M6 T# q: R7 {/ L" t0 C
0 g3 \8 w0 M* o; mFall on a street@@ 。 9 S/ v7 r& Q3 f* V# Y; G9 O" o" q, s8 W
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ' T! e2 }2 Z+ X6 C
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Blow water吹水6 v" a, S% }3 \: S
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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2 T% O3 N( F% h0 w4 {& W! a# aBlow chicken吹雞 . V6 e _1 u& v- [& }! c0 i
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 c7 r' a- k4 I5 M# C) F8 p我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 : T$ Q% v/ i# y8 A* i
+ L* {& Y' Z2 |$ z6 b d- |' @Face green green臉青青 。
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+ Z) z# M7 M9 @: S0 t7 L2 x/ W1 u"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 2 Y9 B! g! ]6 J! U
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 9 x) Q. y7 J) o/ g5 [* Q
' H- H+ s3 F2 u5 YYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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3 W* l- ?: J% B* n3 q- S) q9 ~You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 + Q' o9 G! d' f/ U1 _4 Z
u4 W0 R& R* U* }People mountain people sea人山人海。
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9 ^/ y" ]9 ^( s' i# J9 C* OAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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0 G; P/ |, V+ y! nEat banana食蕉
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) p* Z8 p" |3 \5 OYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? t R6 _& @7 e. r
6 @2 i R5 B/ h0 F+ s: JWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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; f9 d2 U8 b) Z6 K- T _Do you big me?你大我呀? & V8 s2 w/ h% D! \3 A+ h
* R6 n0 i" j- o8 b: L9 wZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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7 r* ?% [& q/ C2 F$ N+ i5 n' ^. R4 zDo the world做世界 。 * W1 H9 ]; M; W+ m* H% W0 `
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! }# {: J# `4 [
- Z Z( t9 _: qWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? * D/ @" u: F/ n* \1 @
+ p. \1 L+ s# [9 K6 ?6 M1 L) u4 XCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 2 `5 x4 L! I i& c8 \
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! & g1 U0 F4 L* Z3 z$ r) p# {2 W
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Collect father收爹 3 y4 R1 T- G6 ^( Z
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 Z; o) {8 V# R6 H7 ~0 `
; V( @ a- j A! X! p3 f7 pLaugh die me.笑死我。
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1 x2 \% ~( `- Y% f( CYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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9 w3 l1 O9 W3 x4 XYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. % k* Y9 D' e& F4 v, l
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ( B" F! l, i Y$ [
4 B0 x |4 T/ g- C8 H) iEight woman八婆 7 ]+ Q& J# D. h. c1 ?- V" }
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 9 q& R- {4 A2 L
% n' T' H& U' ]+ iKing eight egg.王八蛋 6 a" I# |% J+ K" `/ q/ J: }$ r
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Black son黑仔
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" g$ h8 M: N q+ U: n8 jToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ' ] X! y* H. z2 ^7 b/ P
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Wear grass著草
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; z0 a+ l8 j% r8 w) {1 k3 b! LI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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* j/ _5 B5 U6 o/ _9 i* h- cI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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5 M# o# n/ H. C) o. t$ r0 b1 T3 Z5 UTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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) I! u6 s+ X) I% [Good mother.好娘 ) `5 U, h T' C8 i* V2 g1 m
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ' |3 _. s& O7 ^ U! ?* b
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Old dot.老點 0 Y9 m# O5 K5 H" q7 u$ B! q6 L
+ W m( Y# @, w3 c* W3 C7 u7 O9 ]% KOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 6 J. H. i' f l" |2 o& T/ J* o
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ! S! _8 F# B6 E; a+ T% h. h
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 3 R7 ^# ] J2 Z" F2 }* j* a( \
4 p# ~( ]2 n7 ^9 T/ c' @5 FMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ! c6 {3 k! r9 V8 B) p+ i
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 $ U6 ~# P+ O) j" q7 ?/ h X0 V" _
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Two hit six.二打六
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1 F2 k" k7 U: ]Two five boy.二五仔 |
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