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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  2 f% ~9 H+ @. p4 a0 ?* H
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(轉)港式英語 4 z/ g1 P/ Q6 j y, T
) Y% q Z5 A" p! Q+ \& MPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 i) _/ E1 G6 g( J4 E
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 7 J6 [' k+ U. _# @& `% P" w
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! e, w/ S8 @5 y+ k3 B" S& i) M f
8 H8 w, V2 s q) b" |4 _If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! ! L( e9 L3 K4 W' y
5 D" Z/ Q0 y& A4 U; W$ t% N5 HFish skin~魚皮 。 y( ^6 {8 p; T# N
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Fall on a street@@ 。 8 E5 d8 o3 \: V8 r/ f+ v9 _3 n1 n
- A% b) U: Z9 k2 t1 yfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . [+ P( a+ t: b. M. u7 z* }
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, C! f( w* P& [8 i1 w1 b" O4 s0 ^* U2 G, kStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ; w+ V5 `# \! U. J3 v
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Face green green臉青青 。
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* B; G- E# ^. {6 v7 J! g' }"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
+ n% u# m& I: y" q* q點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 , D$ J) B/ @+ \/ t
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 ) K5 U3 e* e1 }7 ?" N( _9 @, k# x
- J7 v8 C) ^+ y/ b& KYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 9 X7 R; p3 U8 x1 O( \
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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7 ^9 s+ W" S0 L0 `0 w' qAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 1 W5 x R1 Q3 g4 L) {( X6 N6 L
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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# ?! i1 `& P( j/ E# C( d# r0 ~- b# DHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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3 U0 v; r. J/ s) u2 jWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 7 D9 Z) }5 ]5 `6 F
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 k/ r c4 V. h# k9 `- @# L& _3 J7 Q
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 7 J' x4 K' k# v$ Q" }
- ^+ x# n* i8 T C8 o- C* dZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 2 A( z% j* C' b) x4 W
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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7 ?& M% m. I2 FWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 D/ Z: g+ ]( @* c& S
- |8 L) J1 |- J, e+ kCut girl 界女
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: N1 D8 M: X: b9 P( UThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 L; g' p, d0 B" t- ~: D8 G
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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1 Z& a3 G6 p# D* H3 j) R( E& }Collect father收爹 ( [/ P1 t& R* p$ D; [% b8 D& z- Q
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 V3 Z0 `* D4 l) d1 I. B' v
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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( H3 r6 m& Y% I3 Z+ oLaugh die me.笑死我。 , W0 O0 }* O8 N$ z8 g( L
1 B6 T( b2 A. T! @You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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8 P+ b- a( H+ w( OAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 9 d5 j: ^ Y3 q
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 : B6 V- R/ l5 y7 f* M& _
2 c! s' v# S8 p- pYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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, q: |9 }* j( b* n! c, z9 _Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 3 m' H) r! k! z9 @+ k' r
) x$ g% f# ?2 W. ~) M+ V8 qBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! ' {8 C. K+ [. Q
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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: [% m$ N7 P; N! ]I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! / w; z, }, T0 t% U+ P
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High hand.高手
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7 d* J' F' l0 m6 ?/ e4 c( mA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) G5 {5 }) [$ \- p" j
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Good mother.好娘 8 A) P; e1 F# K. V
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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$ f9 J1 w* k, ROld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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% s2 O, p" c) W3 ^What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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9 [* ] R$ _# i# [0 Z' g- `Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ' e" _! h4 l: v# C; }
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( x8 ^* C, s* ^8 RHold hold water.楂楂水
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* F, g- c$ J/ T7 _6 dPump water.抽水 4 H" F' k: b8 U$ Y9 r8 W+ n/ W
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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