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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ r: J r2 ?* G$ ^& Z7 f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, O) u( n2 b5 J2 p8 d0 o! u4 ]
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& j/ q: ^* p8 y$ x% r# u5 ha.They give like hell. $ @$ B" c/ c1 ~) b4 w, h
b.They do not yell.0 a" ^/ H# v- x- g R/ I& ?! N" V
c.They do not tell.% w$ {; p) y- w6 p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: x' l, @/ C3 b0 b- a HEART to love him,$ M2 z& n6 d/ d1 q/ P/ P! d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 y' V5 T2 u. a- K) @- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 u0 X4 E. ^+ j! X4 l
- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ A- D% s3 k" O+ m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 _! V5 @0 U; r& V6 M9 n4 DBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 A. ` d/ e3 T& J
# R+ m" r d, @+ j8 U5) What is the strongest muscle?' W- Z; ?" ~5 l% I# r+ s, {
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! g, y8 u/ M, w& c9 r/ @
' n, i9 N6 }" M& \) k5 b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% v( N" {: A- Y5 W# X7 A& z0 HThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! L3 F6 }/ H! I1 N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 C5 M! {7 X- V& F$ Z+ j+ i. e% N8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ S* d3 J) F$ `! i- k, r) ^/ r
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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