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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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! |% S n2 ?: ^# S5 W' j6 N# E1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 Y1 n$ a9 x4 ~5 F. A% \* w( X( G+ ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) Y" P6 e' X4 u1 }7 X" W
. _' d+ l9 ~0 F7 w2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 _ W- B8 c3 `5 Q- M# ^* |
a.They give like hell.
, o0 f2 A3 J( w2 Yb.They do not yell.
2 f8 W# f4 U& [* t' dc.They do not tell.! T/ {2 Q* F+ L; n
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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: N D6 O3 {4 s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:& w. N. v" N+ z! G3 D/ V
- a HEART to love him,2 W1 a# E8 [3 c( _* |
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 s5 p+ Z) ~; j! J! U/ u9 f* y: S
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
X$ W# l4 s1 f7 ?- a SPADE to bury him!. `' n& w4 i6 V$ [5 J2 W
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ n, E H+ k9 ABoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 G* ~: m/ C# e' YThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! v4 x9 @0 @# |; D" H1 H5 m
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" V; k& Y, o9 B' S
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( \9 J/ O5 Z5 }) I; J
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ b' L1 K0 u; l9 a
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. n$ |+ k$ v- \) W
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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