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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( U% i8 q& o: J" W& \2 a' V1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job& C4 I8 R4 w3 {2 u- T% X# Y
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& r6 f5 i$ a, \( J, Q8 k
# z- D* Z- b! P2 E3 s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
2 J2 d6 P8 f# J/ B7 v ra.They give like hell. ' f: N2 Y7 @' M6 \& d3 O" C: m
b.They do not yell." q, x, \/ w7 E- {
c.They do not tell.
& E* U9 f J- Y0 Id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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0 G( S$ Q: e9 ^6 j0 g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! [% _# d8 e" Z9 g- a HEART to love him,; l9 Q9 u5 ]* G8 A: m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 _/ p; g3 j/ C& ^ ~. g6 L3 k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* M! ^7 W: k8 A0 G: F" `
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" x9 g: p- X4 ]9 RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& i! c5 u7 q; E. ?& o# e1 _& d. ]5 |
0 s+ J6 e: H( i9 `& p5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 E8 M' E, r; y: q. XThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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4 I0 f6 h4 C2 g) Q' c5 l, a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?# u* p0 L# o7 d7 Y' o b
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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" E2 r% ~# a& k, r4 U$ J" q! Q! {/ o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 m( |& g) L% E" V1 gWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* k1 F( ]) D, k k+ o1 I( E
8 M: ?! F. R3 W( \% q5 j3 _3 V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. A8 g; i. M; E" I0 t- P/ k
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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