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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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6 [( s# G# V, z, o1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" F0 Z( A. _2 a# L6 S9 d* x99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 v3 R" z! s6 y5 ^: z9 e
. a$ G7 |3 {- j1 a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 E; p- f. ^% O4 w1 m4 e! R8 ]" pa.They give like hell.
0 C, h8 _- r6 B- i( Eb.They do not yell.
4 c I: A: b* a5 }3 _) H j& mc.They do not tell.
s( B* k7 [1 g8 D/ Od.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 b, J: @8 N0 }+ ]) c" {- R2 D
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% @& O- E$ J! j; e s: K
- a HEART to love him,/ c V) u, b F* x; n2 ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
) S7 J0 F, V0 ]8 _+ j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) e" e% t2 Z/ ]1 I- a SPADE to bury him!" j8 L v1 h- x# p% R# K) x8 g/ p
, f: k. B6 d! @/ q B+ A# W( U! j1 R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 [! \/ H2 C3 Z0 k1 u; |3 h
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" ?9 y6 N% y# v. m
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 K5 H' D. W6 w, E0 ]: [" Q9 t' _, F
The arse hole is always in front of you.6 \. l& h. w" a8 c* _
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' t, _8 K b# `& |! j! R# e
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 ]' `* W+ y$ W) C6 f% R8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? E1 X/ ?6 R( `: R9 t/ M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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