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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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% D* k2 ?2 J; P+ y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 h3 f5 I* A6 n! w" n% Z0 _
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- E ^+ G' E* e- I, B6 c H& ca.They give like hell. $ Q; p6 b) j) _6 B: y7 d
b.They do not yell.9 z3 g" R% z2 N7 s* E
c.They do not tell.
2 N, P9 q5 L, s; Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 b5 e% S9 S8 f6 S! Z) ^) T
w7 m9 h% G! y3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" J" D: t; _# |( B2 r; V- a HEART to love him,
9 U5 S- k$ p$ U, C0 K. s- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 _' a/ Q t6 A: M3 f4 R
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. T9 q7 ^6 j% H5 p" \" W
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( \8 f( v h; r3 iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 i& \6 g3 Q& U! ]' [0 R
1 Q Q" |7 e# |" c% B% B0 H3 U! K n5) What is the strongest muscle?
; G4 W u4 Y+ X$ I ]; A8 U6 RThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) N1 G( N, q% Y9 f% d
9 N7 u8 ]' ^9 M- [* V ~ V6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
j& j# e2 t, ]" }3 lThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 U. _8 H( U$ }
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ v- w# y& `8 ?, ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. x; \2 b. x( c
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ C3 m% F. _2 Z2 Q5 J
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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