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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job6 r8 M4 G- e8 C* ?( q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ V- ~: R z2 ^# w2 Z8 ua.They give like hell. ) H7 F4 v: ^" L
b.They do not yell.) n0 ]$ K3 ^& ^$ n, J3 R; e" h. [
c.They do not tell.
) T$ X. Q' s; f4 j' F m7 t' {/ H( J# cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; U" W6 D' k; c# Q2 Q: u" ]( }* I# A4 M
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 M( E+ _1 b! M* w: g& R7 y
- a HEART to love him,; k' {' G N2 }$ f! V
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 `& p" ^! l- G0 U Y9 U# m
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 K+ u( H( K( g8 p- K' ^! y/ \' r- a SPADE to bury him!( Q7 P- J7 [; u, m6 o4 J
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# U m9 x7 y% C7 Z" X6 g; K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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: K, U# T( e% o3 ?5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 I! d9 g. B8 ?. x4 T9 _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 l( u( C# @- v! `- {" a' c7 m
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 [- e2 e6 c! m+ n- m8 }2 i* UThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 @, ]- ?$ r3 p" N0 }3 J1 \3 `- S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) a9 f- ^, {, c4 y. C/ p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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1 y1 F4 v! x- {5 C/ V. \! `8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& X+ o& C4 n/ g) r+ p8 a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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