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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, f6 V- I: z3 S) v1 i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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% c+ }8 D% U5 x# z f2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?9 o N' S0 |3 o. O+ c) l1 W0 {. g& Z
a.They give like hell.
# n8 Y8 c- l& c4 d9 k% f, s" U6 Bb.They do not yell.' p1 m5 }9 o1 g9 ~0 [, [ e
c.They do not tell.5 r l: N1 m1 _; d& r/ m
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% @" ], w7 h% Z
% F# {+ i6 T4 B4 F4 Z5 b2 E; _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:. e: I, K* V8 j
- a HEART to love him,: V8 x6 l- c4 A' F1 m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 B5 p Z& y# p* {) `+ I! H2 b, r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
! {3 E6 e; [6 i) {- a SPADE to bury him!
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: @$ i+ X6 S, v- S% \0 r4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! s3 x0 s }$ C9 Q( Q4 `$ d& NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?6 H! l4 o: J$ y7 C6 p
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 Y, R! K5 Q/ u
, t1 y: b% M3 Y. E! I* Z5 t6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! t5 J0 A8 K9 \" r- c. E* I
The arse hole is always in front of you.% h% L7 ? x1 B" O7 T# b- Z0 J, Q
& U: h' Z- i9 L3 R, W7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- }5 d( [& Y4 M6 D$ O8 X. k
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- O3 y5 j2 ]( B; Y
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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