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1 So many people die, never see you die. / g: c: X4 v8 [
甘多人死,唔见你死。
( K9 O. K8 g# p! b& ]2 I+ Y2 b2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
1 ~" n' v. L# c% m你教我以后点出嚟行?
* s, M, b0 L) o1 _* ?3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
( x6 k( K* [1 _2 r0 N# v+ q: X1 B1 u如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! P& G# ^: s, f7 f
4 "I saw a pork chop" * i7 n3 i/ a, g1 W
我见到件猪扒啊。
5 @6 i  Q$ T2 |1 {: p5 Are you road? ) a7 o% h7 k  h/ v
你系咪路啊?
9 R/ b% k0 O0 o. L/ f+ y# {7 D6 What the water are you?   m0 S- U' @- d6 f! N* t  s
你系乜水啊? & P3 g7 f+ L0 E$ O# u. @
7 Do you big me?
  A0 f% ?: T! N9 d3 R你大我啊?
9 Q7 p# S: d' Q5 o" m+ k8 Zebra chops people. + u9 e- N  K! |6 K
班马劈友。   ^' |3 k' u- `' h
9 The king of the cutting girl. $ S: C& c/ H8 \$ s
界女王。 : W. T* m" O% f8 u
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
6 A: ?. J7 M8 z6 B' w' r批我个头俾你当凳坐。
' G; K, w$ Z  ^8 J7 w/ r1 K" k11 Do you think me didn't arrive?   k5 u: S: f' {+ u' ?8 N& K* E
你当我无到? ! |  r4 G3 e. Q( e3 X8 ~7 ~7 }
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ! X% d, I: P3 ^6 `
你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
% R0 w( A( O4 q1 s1 A13 Today I was very black son.
6 O4 V8 t3 a; ?; q' \* y. U: W7 _今日我好黑仔。 % Q0 B! ~; Y! s  N8 u# }
14 I am wearing grass.
; h  o2 H3 l+ U& a我着紧草。   `  q- Q4 w( [. ?$ U# t* C
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! . Z; b- D) K6 t. h: K% ]
你未够班同我讲数!
" j7 J* c4 A: Q6 S16 Two beat six.
+ r2 R+ l( ~) l4 ]二打六
8 Z2 V, W  a; K# ?" E6 j! I17 Two five son. + p/ b$ a. y" k2 E9 V
二五仔 1 C$ R4 F( X' g2 z: T3 v/ W
18 Piano piano green.           ' ?1 u; _, P! X9 l
琴琴青
  x" }5 z* O6 x  ]6 S; {9 @% Q19 I give you some colour to see see.      6 w/ v# \  I9 n2 M; @
我俾D顏色你睇睇! 2 a4 M: j6 @, |" |& R0 l9 W( `
20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
' `1 G) \2 i7 f" Z3 o' m蠢蠢欲動 。
# P" p& \/ B, L8 Y21 People mountain people sea .    
7 Y( I+ ]3 u# Q  }' b, q4 J" o人山人海 。
7 D+ c7 O2 L3 K2 f+ ?22 How senior are you?         
* S4 c7 n0 U# X+ ~6 K# o: n你算老幾? / s! {( V: P% l; j# }
23 What the ghost are you talk?     : |; c3 f4 v& L. d+ w  f
你講乜鬼? ; }* J  v( z% o, ?
24 I fear that you have teeth.          , Y- _" B" e8 W
我驚你有牙!
, }8 j$ X; ?6 A, {7 F" I25 Heart flower angry open.       ! Z9 h& h8 h  i; Q
心花怒放。   
2 h  e+ }0 j0 Z3 K& y; gFish skin 7 G4 s( x8 \4 k& E
鱼皮 。
. V# F+ _; X. g! z6 dMonster of blowing water. * r& g( T. u7 [" K5 b  Q8 e' n  ?& }6 b
吹水怪。
# p* q, c- V9 j9 XFace green green
/ D4 T2 i' s- D% W面青青。 ! G# s3 L7 F7 l6 o7 Q9 w
You see road carefully
+ Y: Q' k/ n( o$ {$ z! k  ^你小心睇路
4 E9 N8 ^: S+ ^4 u6 qYou go to street carefully 1 }' u3 r8 i! p+ o; }* I) N
你出街小心D。 + T* n0 O! k( u6 N) L: a2 o
Do the world 6 N* o0 h* e/ f9 Z) V; p1 I$ T+ b; _
做世界 。
8 X8 D0 u. q% xBig tea rice
6 Z- y+ c2 ?6 W6 E1 S7 J大茶饭 。 ) k+ V9 G8 [, Y, B
American chinese not enough.
1 l# x4 L" Q8 J美中不足。
1 ~0 J1 W2 z# t% {King eight egg.
" T: z- Z1 {. x8 h9 F王八蛋
0 l, L8 L1 j) BHigh hand. & \4 }3 u4 [: `& O
高手
7 P/ ~: P6 o9 G/ m4 I$ f$ J
3 m1 D2 r9 N7 ?2 k; A8 v8 Y, POld dot. ) s/ x6 p5 D* ]6 K7 ~
老点 ) f3 J+ H6 n4 {2 a" L$ [
One old water
3 _& o' u6 c' g7 V一旧水
' F. U  f( Z3 {I know your mouse.   r4 y9 k' G) G" Q
我识你老鼠! / }4 z% `/ @. K. R6 \/ L  r: r
Measure water/Pound water.
( [% D% @: h, F( ]1 ^! _7 b磅水
$ c, E0 V1 s# \. O* C6 X0 m. F# ~A dragon service.
1 c, q2 y* \) H( E, K一条龙服务 ' \& J1 o, @" ^9 _" ]- M" ]
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ( a* ]; a) u# y0 r
我吹鸡打你班友。
' l6 |* m6 k6 ?+ ], P) C2 aYou jump building. ! t: I! d3 H$ y) S5 {$ F
你跳楼啦。 : o! X6 R1 [4 [$ }4 G! E' ?3 O, y
You come back home and eat banana / L3 S( Y6 _  W- A( P8 B+ L
你返屋企食蕉啦 . O/ C! Z& b( C6 m: ?
I give you a hair. + k) Y# K' R# [. A! w
我俾条毛你ar! 4 w  _4 R7 E# N1 P: z0 Y

' R# ?' n: T6 G7 ^5 P% d7 ^2 xCollect skin   T" _! N% Y5 e) L5 q$ x
收皮 " E- s6 K# C3 G3 w) ]9 W  s( p* a
Collect father 2 ~( R. ^7 O5 f4 G+ ?5 t8 U8 Y0 K
收爹
. }) d7 G# }+ `4 e4 A7 S9 e& gYou give me collect father. 1 _$ A/ h% |1 k+ B# }
你同我收爹!
3 p8 r  ^+ S3 ]Laugh die me. 8 e5 X& q  K# _( S; ]
笑死我。   ]7 P3 @% M1 j& C3 F( V. V4 h3 n0 J6 n
You give me stop.
, O" G8 j5 B8 u  e你同我企系度。
+ w; R# ?# Q; y9 N2 D9 N% m/ b, FEight woman
  `4 U9 u% `1 X, z- G/ P' s八婆
+ Q' n# t0 f! I8 i" AEight woman,you are good!
4 n% A: p) z9 m% r2 l: Z5 n八婆,你好o野! . J1 M% {9 H* W( [
What the spring do you do? 1 l$ a. P( T% n1 B! v% Z
你搞乜春啊? 5 z9 Z5 P) c& |4 W5 ~) p- o5 T$ \
A dog of eating dung
9 b# S( b0 P2 Q3 Q2 h食屎狗
9 Y# j, y) J* A, E' GA ghost of ass
  e% }% t1 _7 C: e屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....
6 v4 \2 D% F6 u都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯   u( }" D3 O& e& B, Q$ c$ p) V

0 T* G9 i. N7 b4 h. X0 Htotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
( d9 l% s# H: V: x. T" f  e2 Pthis is not hong kong style english.....
8 x0 F" M5 U0 j: Sthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...  L2 q: B5 b! L$ q& }5 d
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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