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1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 Q7 u; Z2 n9 a% K甘多人死,唔见你死。 0 Z! k8 K! C# N: M- m' u
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? " p  Z  R+ E0 i. P- z
你教我以后点出嚟行? 5 H! k- p& J* _
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. % k% O- Q7 {- w) F, `4 y9 _' M
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
8 X4 L- t7 o% S- P8 o7 ~* a4 "I saw a pork chop"
; N6 \0 b1 k2 g$ M. x3 L7 h我见到件猪扒啊。 ) s5 ]' B% Y- r& P0 q; B, z
5 Are you road?
: A6 J& z2 |7 M, o# [& @( Y- D你系咪路啊?
$ d  \( j1 h% E0 P6 What the water are you?
) w' a# I& f# a6 t2 F7 `8 y* ?9 Y你系乜水啊? " L" y2 o+ G- v0 C% B/ i9 R( a
7 Do you big me? . d  C9 h7 V6 o: r2 b
你大我啊?   t+ D+ {) z& w4 v, C+ _
8 Zebra chops people. 3 \2 E1 S. k7 ~1 [( O2 |7 R
班马劈友。 2 Z; ]9 K% {4 y9 j" |: q- K! F
9 The king of the cutting girl. 4 O) v1 Z8 N* j* p& O1 O: P, M
界女王。
* ?( F2 B4 ^% @) \& Y: j" b5 X10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
8 i6 w; n8 U5 W& a/ f5 @批我个头俾你当凳坐。 " }) i7 L' L& c9 {0 w( `8 U
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
5 v& k/ V3 d3 @' o你当我无到?
: J- {$ f+ i( e$ L3 d12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
3 C3 o# r5 d0 |* A# J" Q) W: m你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
7 i8 j+ e, F- h' @6 ^6 k13 Today I was very black son.
# W5 c% |, T1 ^* A# X( c今日我好黑仔。 ) ~0 ]. g7 x0 |
14 I am wearing grass. / C9 Y+ W: D& C
我着紧草。 ) ]# l1 E+ ^8 o/ F  l. ]
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
8 f" W& p% q" _& d2 ^& S你未够班同我讲数!
: b, Y4 @3 H; b  B* \4 q! F0 F5 A16 Two beat six.
- G# j, u% j  w3 _  k二打六
5 d: T, z# ]9 n2 ~0 x8 r17 Two five son. $ Q- s! p2 g7 i' P  T! a
二五仔
0 u0 |) z% t+ y- d) H$ K9 k! |18 Piano piano green.           8 M1 a; k2 O! v/ a  f1 \. J
琴琴青
. ^# ]" g3 @3 ^9 Q19 I give you some colour to see see.     
! s, \8 M. v# \  b我俾D顏色你睇睇!
* w. ~! n7 F8 ]20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
1 `, H6 [, K8 x8 o) M蠢蠢欲動 。 7 ]$ t% Q7 w6 Z$ ?; m2 U. {
21 People mountain people sea .     7 v: t* N4 R4 r4 ^/ A% N
人山人海 。 4 ]' C: w% C/ f( ^. t, D- T
22 How senior are you?          1 y! L3 ^( l/ o4 b. E
你算老幾?
5 P* |0 s6 L! o7 r% J- Z4 B23 What the ghost are you talk?    
  K3 n5 v8 n, _: d. O1 n你講乜鬼?
# i6 l! e/ \  Q$ m5 k9 s24 I fear that you have teeth.            G; }4 b, Q; n: W- R
我驚你有牙! % W9 p( B1 }. A3 p* ?) H
25 Heart flower angry open.      
. u! `* c7 S! r. E心花怒放。   
* r( N9 h2 V( B' T2 e7 G  J0 FFish skin , y; o/ _0 r9 t
鱼皮 。
+ t8 {" j& `/ z) a, w1 t+ vMonster of blowing water. # X2 k6 D: ?% b# n/ q
吹水怪。
9 Y8 {  P% \& h  I. q8 CFace green green
) j( v+ z; J  l6 c5 }6 Z面青青。 ; c! C/ S' a" t5 p8 t* w3 e' \
You see road carefully
9 ^  F+ M* v9 S" E, L8 \5 a$ E你小心睇路
% B1 N. [+ `* uYou go to street carefully
$ ~7 Z4 ?# W6 m, h: \' o% p* `你出街小心D。 / P- }7 L+ V' s5 z0 q0 P
Do the world " [( [- s4 z6 n
做世界 。
3 N$ y5 J: C& ?/ P+ iBig tea rice : N& p- `) ~/ g% z# @* d$ C+ u
大茶饭 。 & E# j: G9 e. F  {
American chinese not enough.   o" `) O/ g- Y5 a+ ~! `; p- y) Z
美中不足。 , u$ |5 {& X* y+ n/ s4 s! S
King eight egg.
* O1 W( N( ?) G3 u* J王八蛋
4 ^0 W( c$ h3 M% kHigh hand.
( _9 }# ?+ h7 o: r# S8 j+ `高手 ( i9 B+ f/ m0 i! B
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Old dot. / K, }4 c" `+ o
老点 * K1 v( Y; k" q) q
One old water
9 m! z# f( \' Y. X9 t一旧水
- f+ v( X  A. i& b! II know your mouse. ' I& F: P- s9 U( N& ]0 d
我识你老鼠! 8 c! p. P2 ?& S1 n
Measure water/Pound water.
5 ]  t2 _, m  t5 v0 z# D% c. Y磅水
4 {4 O9 o; r8 s" P* ~* X4 BA dragon service.
9 k. n. `& }/ i+ V3 }5 u3 e8 ~一条龙服务 # k+ u* B6 ?3 t7 q
Pump water.
9 c; e  Y, u; y2 e8 E1 n8 a1 n**** - \* Q# [: Y* t# i
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 K5 B0 l; I7 h  |; n/ V- ?4 P我吹鸡打你班友。
+ f" U: |  S) a: `4 x1 u6 J1 ~" ~You jump building.
) g2 C! [$ ?4 [0 x7 U你跳楼啦。
6 u! `, A' H/ p) u- `: j; Q( BYou come back home and eat banana # I7 o* {5 M! @0 i$ C( @
你返屋企食蕉啦
" Z- h& l  c/ f6 q+ m% AI give you a hair.
/ H+ E8 D6 C7 A/ _  T- C# c$ f我俾条毛你ar!
( H# D3 }! Q( J3 m7 Z7 s0 g8 H2 ^  w( j8 B1 z+ V4 ~7 _
Collect skin # X" ^3 @& M' z# c  Y" G* g# ?
收皮
" F" B2 c' O, {8 |3 J& n# H0 oCollect father
0 s# f" n7 }+ X2 A0 n收爹 ; Q* m$ w. P8 d( t/ C9 y5 U
You give me collect father. ; v2 w+ G+ G' `" M8 e2 U% F4 i
你同我收爹! 9 a& P) q8 ]8 W
Laugh die me.
, e9 I: W2 u" f, C$ B$ ~笑死我。
! X( [0 C" m% C* k7 k; pYou give me stop.
* x( Z3 c: a$ P+ C你同我企系度。 : h! W6 u/ u# y
Eight woman   E( ~. `% X# U3 D, o
八婆 : c0 `7 n% W6 i
Eight woman,you are good!   D6 ^( D! w5 Y# I
八婆,你好o野!
8 ?/ h7 m6 }& {1 M& W) a* h% ^, `What the spring do you do?
% p8 j( m- g- t+ c9 J; r# c你搞乜春啊?
+ ]" [1 h, `+ K1 q0 H- |5 nA dog of eating dung 6 z/ f7 o; }8 s
食屎狗 ) M. \, P+ S3 w: p) C
A ghost of ass 4 n+ l6 X) X( u- D$ U
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....# K! z; M! d! C6 w- e
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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* k% F9 g* y6 W$ C- W( m$ e6 K5 h# h5 t  {totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......% e- Y8 h( S, N
this is not hong kong style english.....
- C: H$ F4 i$ j+ `( @$ rthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....

2 l( D# |* s  z2 i, x+ ji've already ban this shit...% H! |5 S, O6 S, J7 U/ S' l
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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