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1 So many people die, never see you die. $ j5 e5 g; X6 m+ C3 u( L0 G/ V+ ~
甘多人死,唔见你死。
% c' V0 \& j' R/ E$ R& h2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
1 s( b% g% U+ b  }, X% ~你教我以后点出嚟行?
# a0 D% s2 Q4 G% C& w3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. % t0 u6 a4 i. y* {3 `5 C
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : R" @6 V; W) z, s9 q/ ~
4 "I saw a pork chop"
/ M( U2 r) {7 J6 o$ K% }我见到件猪扒啊。 ) R; P7 N0 e* w6 _1 X
5 Are you road?
  F7 A' v( C) T* }5 z: s你系咪路啊?
/ ]- h* z+ {2 Y9 m6 What the water are you?
3 ]6 l6 p3 w" Y7 U% a5 G你系乜水啊? / H3 o! W# C' r" e3 F1 m
7 Do you big me? ' a: A, M+ Q/ {8 U% D- C1 i9 E+ _
你大我啊?
& n4 o- ]( P' U/ v) o8 Zebra chops people. - e3 O; f7 ?/ |0 A, o% x) f/ K
班马劈友。 . \, ~' j3 ~. I( Y. e
9 The king of the cutting girl.
' f+ u9 ]4 K! e" r+ U/ I3 m界女王。
4 G/ z; F* ^7 R/ V% K$ T3 V3 c6 h6 F, f10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
& r- X. T( q* c- k批我个头俾你当凳坐。 + A) H1 W! A- U1 G* s) N
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 j; @2 W+ c! J/ U0 S4 ^
你当我无到? 9 Q: f# @/ Z9 I: D2 q/ ?/ W$ {0 a
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
+ N. x. w4 \3 ?( i$ z! i6 m你有种,我会俾D颜色你睇,兄弟,同我一齐上!
) u; c: m7 H; s  R13 Today I was very black son.
. Y" p" u$ X" B% c6 |今日我好黑仔。
+ d' x. Y( r: |' L; L+ z" I& w14 I am wearing grass. 9 V2 V; i/ G1 i0 Z  G: M
我着紧草。 ) p; P& n+ a6 ^
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ P. R% I3 P& p你未够班同我讲数!
4 r; ~# D/ M) ^) r2 ?$ I9 `16 Two beat six.   y* q4 C- f  C; x! C' B, n' t/ Y
二打六
" Q- a! n+ \! ]- m6 k/ f: c- c* k; ^17 Two five son. : Z/ y3 d/ F( O0 e
二五仔
# U' z4 H) b) Z3 \# g% s# Z( B+ l+ d18 Piano piano green.           % R6 H, z( W5 A  |0 Y' W
琴琴青
4 l+ w& m: y; |. `) v19 I give you some colour to see see.      * L5 q9 V0 l- L0 Y- B' r+ X5 [8 E
我俾D顏色你睇睇!
3 n; a' d! z$ x' S8 m/ E0 r20 Stupid stupid want to move .     
& ?; }% v7 k# U5 W( R2 j" |蠢蠢欲動 。 7 `$ T, x" M( w& N
21 People mountain people sea .     4 }/ d9 }+ V; D* ^! {6 z
人山人海 。
8 B6 W! I7 K+ ]7 d! ?, Q22 How senior are you?          : x3 {, V8 e" r
你算老幾? 9 O& J" W+ s; F# v$ Q0 a3 A/ i
23 What the ghost are you talk?    
  O) Y/ |( m. m# r! I你講乜鬼? , H- w3 k/ v, h6 R. p0 A
24 I fear that you have teeth.          * u  c, C! E! o) `2 D" v/ z+ w+ B7 F
我驚你有牙! # J4 K9 x  @( F, u8 X- B* |
25 Heart flower angry open.      
: ]! c( l! \+ N7 ]' Y0 y4 E7 T心花怒放。   
6 s" ~7 ^, b6 w9 Z/ g" T, DFish skin
, o, \+ Q$ x. I/ r8 A鱼皮 。 2 q' X! S+ H5 E# @+ ]( ]
Monster of blowing water.
% b" p3 g' _- @吹水怪。
! P8 k  j. M3 D+ n3 N% Z" EFace green green * U2 T: \0 @. j" m5 v
面青青。 8 z1 U! g3 X' ]6 D- F- ^/ Y
You see road carefully 7 a1 N3 y- g5 x( C
你小心睇路
# h3 W) B; L: jYou go to street carefully " {' G3 x8 E: D0 h% E( }) K3 l! j
你出街小心D。 / `, [: ~- @7 |' o0 j( P! z
Do the world
. M2 y& q1 S3 E# ]做世界 。 1 s8 w/ D& P& r5 i
Big tea rice
% O  A/ Q1 u6 d2 {大茶饭 。 3 B' |1 L. o' d/ R! j
American chinese not enough. 5 @4 i+ i- N' |5 {, N" A( E
美中不足。
9 I& E9 o7 v; k+ Z) VKing eight egg.
% q, c3 U4 }* Y! g, J3 ?' ]王八蛋 + U* ?0 l& h4 ]' n  O
High hand. ' A; _/ b$ E2 \
高手
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! J) a4 D* _6 V5 u7 T3 _Old dot.
+ U# P4 ?1 Z1 O; t! o( w! ~4 `老点
8 s  K. d1 S6 ?: KOne old water
/ j+ E) c+ d" c& I& }一旧水
7 E, j* S+ D4 {2 Q6 a6 OI know your mouse.
- R! `0 K) g7 X5 ]我识你老鼠!
$ P7 {  i' w  ]1 p6 DMeasure water/Pound water.
' N  Y; s- `8 i% @" p( ?磅水
. O$ z8 l% x6 V+ RA dragon service. % F3 ~  ~' Q. Z6 Y. C
一条龙服务 ) i- l  v" U1 {  B9 M5 W7 M6 q4 Z
Pump water.
: q. n- E: y! P* W5 j# o# t$ M5 G****
% j+ d  I( x: y" d, j# ?" LI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ `' i+ g4 c2 `- a- _0 ?( }
我吹鸡打你班友。 - P, O! |, L2 f
You jump building.
, C8 x1 k3 c, v9 \9 \' c9 g你跳楼啦。
8 Y/ U$ I: c% _& f+ O. E! u1 rYou come back home and eat banana
; r9 V3 o4 c2 k5 N2 @8 H, v7 e  W你返屋企食蕉啦
' V* |; w6 g! X3 c: ?I give you a hair. 0 G4 g  g! s  e5 `! O
我俾条毛你ar! % @3 W0 C) |2 H+ ~0 J, x
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Collect skin
0 P7 @) ^& j( a% I9 L. L收皮 6 Y" C' d6 E6 g7 z
Collect father
  p$ J, ~0 e6 N收爹
" U/ K9 H7 E' q8 h9 Q3 R; TYou give me collect father. 0 s0 o$ M  S) [2 t* \; X
你同我收爹!
6 W. n% X  p! k7 KLaugh die me. 0 p( ?* \" j! g. s  U9 S7 W* B6 g9 c
笑死我。
: N8 L  B: k5 H( [" q( T" n% M& bYou give me stop. 0 j, _- `" _7 A, w- U& J/ N
你同我企系度。 8 y8 d9 w( d4 b* l+ Z; s
Eight woman , M+ R+ w* R2 l; X8 O9 D4 t) g
八婆 $ q. [' B6 a, ^' `4 T6 N
Eight woman,you are good! ( M+ o6 J$ L& t# q
八婆,你好o野! , B5 U  R9 G# V9 f3 W# C
What the spring do you do? " m6 }" x) p  B9 m; F, c& W2 p
你搞乜春啊? 0 G8 ?% N" S; m8 {' s
A dog of eating dung / x1 [4 R, g/ T) `
食屎狗 5 S& h, P1 R) {3 I
A ghost of ass / j' ?2 H! G+ Y1 A. f! v1 @6 M* B
屎忽鬼
Can't believe..
有d真喺幾有創意.....3 r* c: Z5 p, m0 \# T: y! C
都幾有趣呀...哈哈
有d就連香港人都唔明白!
無言......
好无言,但有好好笑
真係好特色0既英語咯!
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....... y, @1 ]) ]. d1 E- F5 u# v% r
this is not hong kong style english.....( C0 Z! U2 d5 v& Y; o( x# ^/ x
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
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i've already ban this shit...
) G3 V3 s- m) s4 R! Rdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!
唔信香港人會明呢d英文
Just a joke.  Don't believe it.
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