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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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1 j; M" K' H! b4 w性本善:Sex is good. % h9 R0 b5 F# V* s5 P0 }6 M9 ]
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & z# P3 R* E! R( u; A! O
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ' C2 j0 ^; K1 d3 }9 S

' M9 g) H, M5 @/ z; T. k: B$ a( r苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 3 Q0 s$ Z7 [7 p+ @

  z  K4 b( B+ x+ Y4 C性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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0 J3 T. f! ?. u& t; E( F  L教之道:The way of learning it
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. F# ~& M6 x: n. H貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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  Z; S1 Y- A4 f) B4 a) |昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 2 m/ m0 g( g1 P% u0 z/ _1 L" @6 h
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 7 J: G3 z2 l$ W

% d1 g8 V% g' g! V6 ?" j斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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3 V* H' X- p, f8 D竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * ~( ^' T0 F% C5 C* K  _2 V( C

7 l2 _- Q$ @8 R教五子 :All his five son took it - v( W6 x1 ?' b) h
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( {1 w3 Z) g. W: R1 w
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this * ]6 c9 t- K# k3 E

2 b' X5 P* x/ e& d7 A+ e非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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7 C' R+ t% n1 j4 `' W幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 x5 i. ]1 T4 h1 |; M0 |2 t- O
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged " t& Z- h  Y* w7 s& p9 c
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ( z  ~6 }- |5 Q4 _  t# z

% k: X7 T8 F% E) l& l# {% c不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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* A* O) }  c& @! {) g5 T不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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