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人之初:At the beginning of life. ( C5 ]! G! v3 ]+ u$ W

$ _: W9 C* u/ @4 k4 }性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. & a+ ?' U; ]" D6 N/ W/ a4 C5 P

5 d( r; E2 D# P* k習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. . N5 F; Y. E# ]* u/ W4 D
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 7 ~: Q  a$ h; c& }. \1 i
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 S8 Y% k! f2 q
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ( w& b4 \0 J2 [0 P

" Q. i9 j4 k1 h$ Z8 Q/ _; P+ P昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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6 I3 M' b) m7 Z& a擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. , O! k0 G" B, p/ P8 {

! F; h4 N1 Z$ P# S9 ?子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 4 _0 E8 }& ]$ T. z7 C
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 7 n) l  T! U4 W: S8 O

2 B% |: A, s/ B6 n7 a; I6 i有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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! F) p  m) c: z. R' V教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ! ~2 c: y! M  w! i# J( x. i

2 U9 ?" h+ l0 x) J5 q$ V6 o養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  M0 f% ?$ t: I" [( }! j8 n2 j父之過 :It is all your fault. ) ?, ^( U3 C6 J' |$ V* W  L4 D
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, ' I* s0 G3 o0 V: p* T1 z" D) D$ e
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 M+ D$ Z1 T1 Z1 [6 T6 H, v
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this : j/ Z, T& M0 ~/ G; N

3 ~1 o. y  H+ m$ e2 z; M4 Y1 M非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & x' z. q0 u- K. R' K- ~) [

; U" |$ }4 O& o$ B" F9 b, {幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 3 j5 d$ c  }7 V; |3 G( X

6 R/ G) z, v9 O3 [. @+ O不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * a* G7 P% e- W0 Q! {
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 3 h" e2 o6 H$ G, q5 z1 t
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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