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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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! v$ y0 b& E( O8 G性本善:Sex is good. : s+ \6 A! N3 e3 Q! p

6 r) H& x6 a3 V: h( e性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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! }0 I0 z/ x  t習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. : ~5 M5 a3 l5 q3 l- w

0 Y- B$ q% D$ b: t" N- p苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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/ J5 G( {# s! w2 n7 D4 N; b: I性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 1 B4 Z0 n9 W3 O0 q7 S: \
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; I) ~1 J3 L: q, E7 ~3 h
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ! L# c; U; ?8 ^  m* ~( [1 E
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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" x$ I% R5 |. N+ m  g子不學:If you don't study hard, " A" u% {! E  e/ ?2 ]
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - d. Y& O' Y( a' _2 @3 j3 E& J
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 4 i5 C+ A; g5 u

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1 Q! }2 h0 i# x教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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+ ]# y5 F* X4 G" G& |4 V% i養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + R5 [& I7 j0 C4 U6 P
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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  v( Q2 L! ?5 g0 D& P教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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  Q- X3 U0 E  ]) g; t8 i師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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8 y8 u3 T9 z& G子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ j0 \8 P- z. p! n3 n. e3 V非所宜 :but that is a real mistake & C) ]8 h, t% @: M4 V% }% u8 ?# m
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ; E# d" B3 \+ B

. _3 D( l* c& ^& J4 Z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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