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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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8 U8 h, ~8 O& L1 l9 s( y6 o& X性本善:Sex is good. ; l3 H' Q% A. H$ H( n

: p# r, ^( ?$ k. c8 W性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 M' w, y, C8 J! Y
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 8 n, m% }% h3 l+ [

5 `7 y* B) ~8 Q( k0 M4 @7 J. G苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * ?+ J  E3 [9 h( t! {2 S+ l' D: M4 s

& Y& A$ S3 ^+ r" A/ I8 N性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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% l1 l+ j, K: u2 n& E0 X% s教之道:The way of learning it 8 f- d  }/ \2 O) O

2 ^9 }; Z8 i5 ~9 A, S: O9 O" v貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 y# i% w, z: n& I
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 {( f2 l* b) y0 h  K

9 H# t5 H3 ?. k* W子不學:If you don't study hard, * R1 h0 g7 ~( ~" a
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# Q3 r# h$ W* g. C. d# p竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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" i1 ?2 v- ~' A6 H1 N9 c有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * t0 |! B6 W* {: T0 d4 n
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教五子 :All his five son took it ; ?. I5 O/ W" |+ p
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : Z' _  p6 O( ]4 q
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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; t+ y- y  u" F7 Y# R/ W父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. . V5 g- G$ E: r3 N3 k/ h4 N

3 j/ Q. I) ?/ M子不學 :You may refuse to study this - j! B" a) |2 M) S& Q
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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: o, Y5 s  V6 P幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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0 p7 F2 v: B/ o# b6 R1 N玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. / P  {" }$ u4 S' X# T
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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1 ~, [! n$ t# h$ p8 p' _不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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