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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 w- p) g3 i: m1 K# B# ?4 Q0 ?性本善:Sex is good.   d- k  y' I- p) Y+ f! ^
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 [% l! I9 f' {' \

* M) X, C: [, _" s% @習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ) Q+ e( s& M# r

& m7 \% E( q  [$ C+ j; E性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. + M9 x1 }; H, }; Q/ l, W/ I

8 S4 ~4 h6 R; E4 }( h- l教之道:The way of learning it 0 o- F) K! ?4 V  G- u0 O- T; Y' K
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 N; e9 z* e; {0 c7 T8 X8 l! @
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 w4 u- D# n0 N% n  m& {
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, / `) B3 v9 f1 \" j6 Q0 D
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 j7 Z/ K( E% w5 T# S

* ?5 q9 q, c3 U, u! {有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ) v4 I* c: `0 [% \- B1 ?. O

0 y- f$ a6 X$ ^- t0 ?名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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. `3 W+ n  l, k養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, & Y$ H6 a4 s' A4 W; r! \
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 3 t" U: k. W; ]1 N/ n# M3 D

7 @/ d# A6 F0 x" N" {" u' D- X教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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2 ]  A8 [' B# S0 k師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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  G: `7 c& s  A  ~4 n4 _' J非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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9 ~5 L; b1 i" ?) `3 L: v( L% X幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, + f0 @  Y# B, x9 L  ]/ d0 x" X+ U
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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, y: r' ~" L6 s- Y1 }3 D6 ?不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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  U1 J! T6 j- y0 x5 a人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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5 C. D7 `' h( F4 W# O" G3 p1 `不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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