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人之初:At the beginning of life. ) D- W( }2 m/ s+ B, H2 O8 J

' I9 z: ^" K2 \4 F, r  Q性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : y1 U5 J* `. v2 E, K$ c

, g- u$ S9 T2 t: R; C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ( g. m- |5 Y# C- P3 I6 @

9 s: p9 k4 a# j性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it 2 K  ~- [4 Z/ j# g( D8 e6 X/ Y
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. + v  D0 t( L/ u
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 3 S/ f1 @8 K; F9 C- P
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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* i6 r% G' }. G) F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. # _1 A8 ~/ P0 R! b* v6 c

; @8 J# g: q0 E' O. K8 T3 K8 I0 i& M竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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4 [$ {4 z0 k" t3 K* f; c3 ]有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it ) H- t6 \; t5 u
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* A, s9 }7 e) ~" N  z8 E% e父之過 :It is all your fault. - f9 |- T' c5 c. c$ e- |

$ i! T) O! z! k8 F) r3 F教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, . J4 h3 T9 l# G2 q( c

! @7 o( E: U( N, t$ Z* r$ p師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " N) v1 r7 z! e) N& @' ]7 |

4 u6 O$ _0 M- n/ j; n1 y0 g2 w子不學 :You may refuse to study this * s4 m* S) o$ S5 T( B' @  Q
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 [' x! w: ?1 H4 Q$ X9 i" |, j
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 5 y+ D: s; q5 |7 C8 I* u

& w' i8 K& ?9 c3 J$ \老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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) @  E2 R4 [& r$ \3 {玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ! T* s8 a+ F- o; d

4 G% ]& q& b' x2 Y6 \人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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* G( K6 u( F  L  Z不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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