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發表於 2003-10-31 01:47 PM
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HALLOWEEN~!
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick or Treat is Better Than Sex:
10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9 ) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8 ) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7 ) You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6 ) It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone
else, because you are.
5 ) Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4 ) If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
3 ) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2 ) Less guilt the morning after.
And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating is better than sex.........
1 ) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!! :twisted: |
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