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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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; i5 } q1 @8 a; h1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( n4 S- p4 B# U
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) \6 l. l3 v2 Q% u
a.They give like hell. 4 s0 j5 H' I4 R$ u
b.They do not yell.& M+ `2 \. C1 k# t. u7 l
c.They do not tell.
8 o! L6 k0 g! \* fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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5 F3 T" Q& d! n, |4 t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& H- }/ E, K- T5 @' l- a HEART to love him,
' |; q6 Y; }, o/ p9 t- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% j/ `( ]' e2 q. M0 ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
: H* d% C# b' F( Z7 Y- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 D" R% z8 F3 l+ l3 g1 L. gBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 V; a7 O4 y7 @5 iThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* l3 w5 ?: R7 A& {- T
9 V" z: G; W, B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?' R0 L1 q. `2 K& h3 n$ ^
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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9 S3 R5 u/ ~: s3 V7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ p, V* b5 }. T! P+ f& @) ^
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?& U0 B5 K0 i: X' ~0 Z/ d" {
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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