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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' k6 C, `' h- `, }; _99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 U- P+ \8 i1 G K- k6 t$ m' b
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ M2 E' m+ T% {% G. O+ l6 `
a.They give like hell. 1 C0 p8 Z8 w: u W8 c% r
b.They do not yell.
" D1 U( y g8 P" tc.They do not tell.5 q. m1 [% ]' r1 l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% d$ M, d1 F7 v& Y! X
- a HEART to love him,
$ x9 Y. {- k. ]# |$ q9 S# i' b- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# o. y \8 t: m b4 r/ s- e- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 r6 M/ x# q6 b7 E* m( b" P
- a SPADE to bury him! B. O# m- S% R. f4 ?
3 p2 U* P( S# l- ?7 g4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; q0 A% a& j8 f/ u# r+ F- KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, i8 O7 K; h& Z' b4 `2 S$ O! g) @
W$ a) g9 U9 N0 \! M! K, M5) What is the strongest muscle?
- @5 [4 z0 S; R3 r/ Q+ {The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 D5 n! ^1 ^+ ~- r# j
3 A: F$ n, n& d+ U9 ^% j$ u# d6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ Z7 u2 a% X" Z' B- ?/ m! t" {
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 r' r# G, [& C* H1 ^
9 w4 w2 S& [. q0 n0 s7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 n: w$ l+ i' q0 O/ j! i+ K* AWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 h, \* G; |* G9 o& a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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