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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:; j0 D* l$ g1 b3 L
用銀紙!!!
You must be loaded with $.9 C8 p0 E3 J/ P+ E% p
But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor!  1 @! i/ q+ n: @, d7 B6 g: `8 @" n
4 o6 l! J K, x" R7 S- b6 e0 MMy method at public toilets:
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP.! b9 ^, q; w3 B9 N2 m/ Z5 V! p( e$ a0 W
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In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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