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發表於 2005-5-13 11:49 PM
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Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM: q% Y$ V- ^( u# Q" u4 W9 e+ O" P% b. ?
用銀紙!!!
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You must be loaded with $.
, s: f$ ]2 V N& ]4 S, R4 UBut the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor! 
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My method at public toilets:& A, U& j- Y+ r# X8 b
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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+ i* o7 |' `2 ?3 K# |5 xIn the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster. . i) R R- T3 P- v+ M$ x0 A
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands.... |
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