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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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  u' F4 u% w( \( d) l- d性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 C; Q/ p3 R' D9 I0 p' N5 r$ k
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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2 f# w3 P* O, h4 s2 H. R性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; `4 H/ u( m& X+ ^* {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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) ]% G8 l& f8 X1 ~. j: _2 v擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * o1 T. m0 j. X7 G- B3 L& T
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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: L4 A& ]9 d+ a* U7 Z. P0 ~9 F斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.   s( u+ O8 X/ ]2 q+ o3 K6 S
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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2 r4 |# [9 a) m: d有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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5 O7 {& N! A/ V: m養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) x' h; e. {# H! n

3 w, @3 f# X' E$ P# b3 }9 a父之過 :It is all your fault.
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2 I5 i0 ]% ]& r9 t& }1 d) M教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, + O# }+ x0 q, _$ a* V8 F3 f6 m) B
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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1 u& g& n2 h: R7 ~, K  \. K  z* S- S% d子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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, `/ I! _( U/ M' ]2 @非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 A- P( i0 K! E4 D! ?( I+ w
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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7 R) |; v9 `( r9 {4 ^& C老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged & Q! l% g; ^% s/ Z' z  _% j9 y
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, % J  d, U% b8 R* v/ O- B) `

" O- r9 H: [* Y2 U, W不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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+ x" @8 ^3 Z: U* C6 l0 x$ @人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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- V$ w7 W; b8 s不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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