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人之初:At the beginning of life. ( k' J/ a, J. n" j+ t
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性本善:Sex is good. " p1 i! E9 i6 w0 X

3 a' p  D8 S# W% ]性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ; l2 h& l3 ]1 R' P/ K

2 n0 t- l1 O' M% R  W' a4 Y習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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) B  p+ N: Z5 z, M苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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0 B: E1 R3 H  z性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng % C: Z: z+ E+ |
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 1 f' Q8 Y8 r- w
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , ]+ b" Q7 `) L0 w) Z, F( r
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ' z# Y" ~& K6 {6 x9 |
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine " S( S/ p& x4 ?8 I" O

, I8 Z, p+ `7 S& d教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. - {" w3 ~* W$ q4 H3 x6 x. N! x
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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; Q& M  w+ I: `9 d& t父之過 :It is all your fault. 4 g, h: C! F& ^7 h
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 9 I/ H- E, b9 Q& m, k! g
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 j. J6 Q# Y$ R
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ) v% P& i- o, a. T

0 f5 R* s; B) |非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 u* W4 v% u$ l3 s, E( m- x) }

- {6 B& C  o  @6 f0 i* F老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( M) D, E7 \. K% _' p( F/ ^/ F5 x玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, * D2 r# C/ d" K1 ?4 e

/ N$ Y6 D- ?0 r不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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# M: r: H1 D$ @& v& d不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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