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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. - t( `; B- p& q" q& F
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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3 n, }6 B- x8 |+ U+ T/ W貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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, G) M% r. x! y* W" T昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 6 s% U( y3 R5 g% Y( K8 K
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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2 @1 j3 v6 }6 k! D4 ?斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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4 O7 W% W" q* P+ L1 M9 C竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous % r5 P- `, u5 W: u3 `

! h. E) T7 v7 B% m5 [1 m" `7 u有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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. ?0 f. n# p- v$ R7 _教五子 :All his five son took it 1 S" _! T8 N1 Q' o" I8 {3 S
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 T+ d0 b. [# B4 h1 K8 f) |& E
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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1 V$ v$ u% L$ S. G- v  Q; d0 L教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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/ I# U) k- ~3 l& d師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. * b9 G6 \1 n; `3 k& ]

, H# C. |* O+ p3 j5 J  ]& Y) b' |子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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2 }6 K" K4 M6 {5 G非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ t4 r0 Y- B( U* c# e3 P不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 0 U  S! F$ z4 m6 p
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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