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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. & E  c' m5 s/ b- @5 i9 Z! z
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + _3 P8 @) O; R0 {9 D' A2 L
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # J- h# w' v* B
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it & ^. ~% ]7 G' W+ O& }. W/ e1 [, H
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. # \$ t8 \  N9 ]* b% V' k

. v# \& r' L" c昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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, ~) p3 J2 s  H擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. * B) E  k; b6 I" C. w  c+ g

- Q4 j$ e5 Y+ @* Q0 W子不學:If you don't study hard, 6 J; N( E+ l* c0 L- Q4 g& E5 y' S$ r

, o3 p5 S0 _% a斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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3 I% X- O+ U5 k有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 b9 k, `2 i  R, Q& }, P

/ N' E2 c6 f" ^- |/ b$ M( g5 i3 T教五子 :All his five son took it   P' \7 ~( h) J0 i' D

+ Y/ t/ O$ \1 z8 a( e1 [名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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: H5 l3 C  ]: K4 I父之過 :It is all your fault.
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7 M+ z9 Z" b' a7 O% S: m" S教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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! f$ ?8 e! e0 i) n. E子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 5 t% U/ G) b2 ~  {
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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% e* X# ~* J+ C1 X* m6 g2 \老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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9 a- V& N' u9 R6 E; O不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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6 ^- M+ E! c: w0 `不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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