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人之初:At the beginning of life. : s7 m) G& ?" X* B' n" X- {. |
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性本善:Sex is good. # ~, b2 Z+ y0 c
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 h" G! r/ x& U/ m4 D
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # X# y( a% s9 s6 a2 w
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. & d+ I  D; i7 |4 P, ?1 N
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教之道:The way of learning it 4 M$ P0 y; {2 \$ F' m, W$ R
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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/ D/ l( b6 ]( I擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 1 X9 c- [% ^+ `" @: O+ F
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. * [6 H  u8 Q) N3 D+ g
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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$ d9 V7 j; N2 L: u/ f: Q教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 {) z7 E! v: v$ x

) b! S  @9 i' N0 q+ r9 Z9 M養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ) Z2 }3 Q9 G6 ]; V

3 b' L* O0 Y. A0 R/ T# C7 w父之過 :It is all your fault. ' J. M( _: d6 ^8 @+ Q; n
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, # V! M1 o$ L2 L: b1 G* z; Z

1 |+ }1 \1 ], w' ?" w) j師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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3 m/ K# T4 ?# R9 a0 ]非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 3 t" w4 \1 Q- w8 a7 l& Z
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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2 `, W5 Y1 l5 B) X/ O玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ' l5 k% F: f2 B. H

6 `+ S( M2 M/ E4 p1 u4 r人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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, o# k6 H% r. ^- k/ i不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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