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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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6 v( Q, ^/ e2 v9 t" a$ D3 @性本善:Sex is good.
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! ?& ~; \7 |9 a' i- O性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 1 n5 B1 `1 A, Y2 M  R

6 m% m( `' I& C習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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1 I6 J* g0 y+ f* E苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ) \" B6 a' u5 q  D& [3 u
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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7 ?4 Q4 B2 y; r7 c昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. % o5 K& u' Q/ q
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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# l- J8 I' O3 }% ^& j$ j斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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4 p, P& e' y, _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * F, C6 @2 X" n7 ?

2 `" U/ J$ q2 D& i. V) |有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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2 r5 ~% r& o1 o: S$ ^6 I9 p" _名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. ) Z1 j) C  D& @7 N
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 q8 Z. Q7 t5 @" u% r5 `# |
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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) p0 [8 @1 ~% A9 ^, L教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 8 q- H9 m' f% _  R& n: y; w

5 s5 T! ]1 U- y2 N+ O- A師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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) b/ T$ G7 c# A. R! E  ]2 Z子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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$ O# u" J$ }: S非所宜 :but that is a real mistake   h3 ~. ~0 e8 N  M' K$ N

# s# o; {  J' W% Q9 v; C幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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, J* p4 `, i4 \; y# w玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, . a1 ~6 h! `: O# m' |$ K# [! T

" ~- F+ O* w0 Y& b2 U不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 4 m' i# w/ e" }! q- T

, I6 b  _; M0 s! M人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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& ?, C' N9 S4 d% H7 H不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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