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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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2 Q& }7 d& _$ v5 a1 \性本善:Sex is good.
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5 e/ f+ X/ X  y" K* v9 o性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 8 N: L& M; g0 J

5 c5 M- D! v8 ~( G2 V( m習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 1 t7 A/ B8 b  N* s% t. g+ q. Y
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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' _; w5 n( D( V8 F3 `  ]$ ~4 U性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. : k* @! z' z* N! `1 K" `+ c

; q) q. L$ B# w5 g' J! y7 w教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   i: k3 w+ e* K+ T

# L- D2 m# V0 M4 R6 y' e9 ]- F昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ' b- t% v5 D( Q" m
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. & i, g) G8 I* [8 A# D! l2 A+ Y

% H5 U  p. Z* |9 n1 q竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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  ~, L/ n! J, h7 h/ U$ B有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 3 ?6 |# `+ ]; {6 z% D6 W4 p/ C
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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% [% F, G8 b# |. d- |  B/ |父之過 :It is all your fault.
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$ W; O9 B1 d" t& C' e教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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% S* U* h5 E2 X4 ]0 h, z+ F師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 8 }7 a$ J2 c: v+ U) G
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake / H+ _( d3 N( y

' |: x* [0 l* l  m8 ]+ u* k2 g$ P幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 1 q# z1 K* O2 _4 t8 F) B$ Y4 Y

9 H" Q) n, ~7 _, ?$ Q! L老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / y9 A7 l) Y9 P! x. G6 {& D

  c- b. ~9 {4 s6 Z" C% B! E玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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% i! t0 k3 ^( y6 {; b0 S2 s不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + R' L' w0 Z" [
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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