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人之初:At the beginning of life.   \% l" N1 v/ v6 g
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性本善:Sex is good. . Y) T  c' f8 q) z+ A2 c
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) g8 A4 B2 m0 D; v! S習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. % k# o$ z+ s% Q# o

& P+ m% B( v6 s9 X' J苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. * t6 K# E9 D: Q/ \  H: Y4 f6 @

0 G! Q# {5 P5 x  V& l( C, D性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 8 [) M  q1 p: |* I4 k
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. / D; A; u; M' w* B2 \9 X
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 G# n; u8 t0 C! c% f* t

3 {7 q" p  f  Z* F) N; ^9 q! |9 p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, 2 \* ^- }( [# v4 r" k! e- f

# V1 S( U( ^6 V7 V5 a+ e% K0 p; A斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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/ V! |. @5 q) P- _3 r% N( a2 y竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 1 Q* `  J/ u* _1 s4 w
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 2 _% V' }! x8 I, L3 ~

# c; m7 h2 g2 Z0 n5 |  x父之過 :It is all your fault.
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8 U+ \* p8 Y1 Y教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this $ T% u, F1 J+ |/ h& L6 g- `* Y

( e* |0 }' s* Q; f  x非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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  t' l/ R& a/ b8 g* D幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, % h" Z) v( |; i: |) O

: t6 F/ H0 r% E  r老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 5 R1 s% b; d6 d5 C# o* |/ n

0 R2 d/ ~  [$ J- V8 F* W4 t玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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  y4 f5 Z+ u4 ~4 A) z( F  O0 c, J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # P" j  r$ C/ T: t1 A7 N. @- O$ w
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : z3 l9 o% C- V9 u8 Z

& t6 f6 Z$ L5 i% q5 N不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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