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人之初:At the beginning of life. 9 b: @/ W5 q5 T* {. G9 J6 O0 g
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性本善:Sex is good.
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& |5 a% x4 ~' X& w  w5 X  O8 ^1 ^8 N6 b& y性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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8 n6 C6 z2 @5 W3 v習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. + [8 s8 I$ z+ ]2 D

+ h; l& P2 E4 S苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. & V6 `8 d( ?/ d- C
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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5 T% f6 H8 T; U! F教之道:The way of learning it / t; w: m; [7 g- a
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng . \* e/ w: c+ ~% h, r
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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  K, l7 \9 @1 y: p4 I3 l# D子不學:If you don't study hard,
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4 G) I4 X# W8 _) v斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 E  F8 v, }% j0 N( z
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it " M1 m# f5 [3 c/ }

/ ~3 ~) }" b& r9 `& W# j3 |1 J名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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! V* c. G% o& D養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 @" Y$ a. `1 \; t1 t

9 \  T4 o9 U5 r4 Z' ]5 z* u" a3 [- ]父之過 :It is all your fault.
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1 j- x4 H& z, n* L# J+ V3 L: c教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : b0 Y/ l. M- {$ t. h
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. # C" K: h1 {% U( J5 c% D# C8 ^

) a( W- m& K# k, L1 Y子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, / v# u, t% M. A$ }' q
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 4 q9 M' l5 f+ p2 p

+ C, u1 d% {0 n4 E$ C玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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: p( L4 w  X) @% X3 B不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. * r; J  Q. s& G5 z6 O
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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