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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ * }( y/ U) Y, g1 b! c
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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 $ w8 j& `: P! l8 \+ b
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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+ A1 R! V# m; z! \You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 3 W, w4 Y* d F/ u5 d% _& U
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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, \4 ?! ], m; q! A- N! iIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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4 x* l+ y2 v; G0 [Fall on a street@@ 。 $ I: k, L- A& x
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fall on your street.""你個"K" * r- S! A" q7 ^8 R9 V3 p
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Blow water吹水/ M- y1 R$ D" J- U1 U
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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' v( ]7 K3 g' Y6 m, |Blow chicken吹雞 9 n5 B3 @( Q0 X* S4 H
! b) c$ ^- H+ c2 A" eI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' F7 ^; H; X7 U" g: U5 `我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 ( [! i1 y- h2 [' y! K7 c1 o
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( v$ S f) s, x6 G* m9 ]
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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3 c4 p3 |* v7 ]: ?; ~3 NYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ' r. k Q1 v# Y' `6 }3 }: s
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : [! K% t* \; R
h% b; H: y. u& |% P; O% Y5 K, P P0 DYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 & k1 H8 P# }1 g
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ' r* X, u& k8 @8 i9 ~$ v; w
9 v: u2 I. e0 X1 j# ZEat banana食蕉
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5 n' r: e* a7 I0 pYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 6 D7 ~5 U5 ], B' g7 ]
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ! b- l7 y) Z! \( m, C) A
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What the water are you?你係乜水? |3 |- J6 @8 e9 V! D# ~9 }2 }
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? : u/ r3 U4 J- l; i+ p) o
6 S% \# D8 S# V6 r& IDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 " g+ {5 r; O# a8 @
% A0 r p* o( k& j' F/ yDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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# r/ u- j: q3 i4 OWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? % u$ L6 S9 x, ?2 R- }. }7 ^
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$ \( D5 o+ Q8 eThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 - b, }+ X+ v# Q- j
6 A) S, c) J4 U+ @9 x$ ~$ ~: bCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ' h, \/ X* U9 U: q( I5 ]
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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. |5 W+ P) m# v/ {2 ALaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 M8 K5 t% |6 S/ z
) i- O0 T' k7 e$ C: X8 `6 h/ W" F- i9 |American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( y& `% Q7 W) R0 c+ a7 p4 B$ E
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ' r% Z6 j: o1 J8 x& S+ S0 J7 ?1 H
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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% {" A* h) z5 lEight woman八婆
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: B+ w% T T' I( X3 [+ [1 XEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 5 W/ `6 s, N; z' H G/ Y4 g, j# T
" o! D" g$ I( V. ?King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 f4 @, Z! r. i/ d4 V' ^8 t- k
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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% b9 a7 H) a. N/ [ {; V9 V; P8 @Wear grass著草
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$ v: g$ o" `$ a. s+ [' FI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 9 [ v8 I: r+ w( Z+ M, T" N0 T( {
+ J3 g( \4 p" e# ]3 LI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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& p# f+ F2 i) }1 c5 n5 kTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 2 ~5 f3 n n- Q
3 S5 o! o4 n# W( E, u, T7 W+ ?One old water 一舊水 8 [+ N* _1 i# f8 T& S! V& j
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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8 [0 k9 M5 f" t: R S* FA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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% E9 N4 i6 e& J/ P( K. aMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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& C! O% J) w2 b- O. f" EA dragon service.一條龍服務 / A1 l7 v+ u5 P1 L
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 1 H; h! }! M/ I6 A4 r. o/ |( R* Z
( P" F* [9 h$ f" {9 Z, L" ?Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ( R N% i+ W, ?+ u
6 b: m. u# h+ X6 C' u) u9 dTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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