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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~( i& z8 U: H( {9 ]6 e% V

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* ^* `9 y# z3 V% j8 d1 JPiano piano green 琴琴青 * B, }8 @# U6 z& u$ y
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 " X$ V& `' X" t) o# S% S  y/ w* e

' n% N/ v1 j# n4 KI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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! p9 \% p: t5 |6 q6 j" D# h6 A. Q% AYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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. O- g5 |( t% |& P/ GI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! : ]$ K& D% i6 `/ `( ^# ^$ T& |

* ]* M: m9 S4 [+ I5 tIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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0 h  U+ @# _6 BFish skin~魚皮 。
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, Z& H' l- g, K7 C; \2 sFall on a street@@ 。
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( z2 @8 K& J2 v2 f; s& Bfall on your street.""你個"K" 9 r. L' O  |/ ?6 \$ s* z8 w
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Blow water吹水
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4 \6 N6 ?' i, d2 X: EMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 7 I. H/ h1 T- A. h

" X* s) B; V3 k' [Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 t" ^4 y& x1 Y6 X; o
我吹雞打你班友 。 / l  h6 Y8 g# m" T( q6 ~2 c: U

1 M! S4 ^) @' V3 N- W( _8 TStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
* K, L! W* p' z# `6 r點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 " T7 A8 Q. g1 L/ |$ X" {; q
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 5 V# C" f2 H) p: Y; G2 d  B

" _6 u; w- A( j. O, N! \0 b1 pYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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$ z* T+ x  L. f8 C4 L2 gPeople mountain people sea人山人海。   h  }$ H. I" u7 ]. G+ B, \
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? - m+ M: z* W* d* d! D  D" a9 v

9 Y* j" |% A* i$ kEat banana食蕉
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0 V. P. g6 o& O# jYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 h, X; I% ?" A: c* r2 w) \/ L% D1 M
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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* J' w, Z; K# {What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 0 e' M+ Y  N% y. ~- e9 Z# b+ x3 Z3 d
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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$ G' r: {+ L% y! F* @% H  A3 G4 TBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - L; A% [% `2 P, g7 \
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Cut girl 界女
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# u" k$ c5 }) pThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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0 T) l: G1 ]) B  g7 B( w! m, uCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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# ]) O, L& H, d1 Z7 g1 bI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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, y9 n5 ^  ~9 m- ^: B2 |Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 H+ U; s# }2 m' b, b
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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: j$ L  u' |% w5 `. YYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 3 h" k* m1 T9 f! D: Y5 ~
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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- `5 K4 _6 C$ d" N8 j# b) O9 _Eight woman八婆
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4 _! x$ _- n; B7 ]3 m+ n8 g0 lEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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% t4 |: `0 S# A& m1 w2 EBlack son黑仔 6 P. V0 O, N# x" v
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 $ S. c$ Q; d% k5 d; e

' m; N: m1 v6 o  pI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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6 f4 A9 f3 F' {$ rHigh hand.高手
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* ?2 x3 O- Z( l* r9 C: S8 [: t7 hA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 2 z$ q- C/ g. t& v" y. v; G3 M% A% s

; k+ i7 t" e: p' ^* g0 [7 vTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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( `/ _* y; [, M% L) k  vGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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0 n- K' Q- T+ iWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? 8 h0 S; i8 j9 L# E1 u6 M  p

" a! p4 c0 c& W8 N1 @. G/ CA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 9 @6 T$ V4 f: y4 l

$ ?4 s/ |6 Z3 N) r2 wA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ( M5 p5 ]) }1 G/ r: E7 O! v( j# m
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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* `7 m+ y- d; E' yA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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6 V9 y" g) ^% J" \9 S/ i, Y) V+ cPump water.抽水
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6 q- _. U6 {1 S  N! ^+ uTwo hit six.二打六 % t1 C3 c0 a4 ^; f8 p* e2 v* I

( T1 G) _* m" X6 F( y! |4 ~Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳3 F) M3 }* |% R* M: C+ K/ w
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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* `# T# `% B. y! Wyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
2 X! w3 d4 ?( oI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..% g4 E' ^) O/ m
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好無聊下5 o) M4 o5 D( `4 G$ Z# w) s
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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有d以前睇過
, @, Y6 M1 h6 z& {4 O9 O/ S- z最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。' u) L6 b1 W7 S5 g6 o
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger3 l% Q0 q+ G8 w* T
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! 5 G5 U/ M. |* E! n- |
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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