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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~. \$ w4 z) [! U

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" m! D9 }5 Q  H. A4 [& C(轉)港式英語 7 N, U( Z& V! g. f" y4 i3 l# |7 B) u

- I2 w3 |, {3 bPiano piano green 琴琴青 ( y& I3 I* h# i, Q* h; @% f. Q
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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, L; m: r5 W/ E  _You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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3 `' H' ~& y9 P& {4 h0 p' A& cI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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% H' }  U9 w. I0 ^If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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  ~3 [# p# X# pFish skin~魚皮 。 * j- V# l) m( T9 r1 @9 `
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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1 h4 H+ b* B* mMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 4 J9 s! F& O5 W$ p0 R9 B
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 I9 S( a, u  h# G8 W  t
我吹雞打你班友 。 ! M; F  x8 A  u! ?8 D% ]

( e- q# c% m, g7 [% w0 aStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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- U$ J+ \  ^" P+ k1 I; d+ M9 }Face green green臉青青 。 ! ^% }& p3 G9 s( l( V/ W# C

0 w' h- {6 U) G+ s/ x5 i6 L; o"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
* P( R. S0 P' A& s' Q# p* e8 o點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 * E/ K/ R  M& N6 @

% f3 e8 _0 h/ b7 S7 BYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 6 j4 N! H* f/ F

8 v% S  t4 K1 a# eYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 2 v% S8 S! C* N

) S& \' d" u, q' S% p/ x# N! EPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 : A& f! h- G1 ~( y
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ) q2 \3 B6 e, m; d  K

- k* o# ]2 J0 o0 u' kEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 % [8 @8 ^6 a8 [1 J

& g1 B* I( P. k& Y- JDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 9 Q% A5 |9 S0 ]

  o0 d+ z2 R& q% M6 g& ~Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ; }. u/ ?5 `2 M, I

. W, `" S5 Z. f7 y0 uCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! / D* I, _) m4 J7 V. b& G
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! $ S4 h" o0 e2 ^

5 y, l7 Q2 Z- |5 D* _/ _7 _Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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: }( x, w8 ^) c( w/ qYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 q3 v; z( t# a: ?$ i

! ^* @# `; p3 rAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. * F/ p# x; ]* `
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ( j, [) j; R+ i5 f
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Eight woman八婆 4 d& v! z: t0 ~& C& J$ ^
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! ( B  P* E3 {/ L; ~
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King eight egg.王八蛋 3 V9 A/ J) _; ]+ K) E/ K3 V* b

+ X& R9 H: v# _4 I# }! SBlack son黑仔 + Z, Z! |0 I9 ^6 i- X: x0 L

) |4 Y; _% A0 J' K: p/ v3 r  b& rToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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; b( b+ o/ j& M* ^* ^Wear grass著草
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' w# s' Q- T; y7 v$ H" R. ^I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 - i- |# F. z1 ]$ K1 ]

0 X' R# U, }  d; b0 h# QA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + @4 c( v; Y  n: S/ K

. C9 R1 N' s; c# U: XTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 $ V) v" I1 W! J$ }3 [! ?& F5 C% u
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Good mother.好娘
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. W' j6 z" X+ O' o, yYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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! P( E4 m: n8 u+ gOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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) `# F% Y( ]% DWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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1 ~2 u! f# o% o3 B$ bA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 s5 K5 W+ z! G9 s; A/ ?" |

# D, F! q5 Q3 Z8 ZA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 / c1 g: q: G4 |
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 % `9 z* q7 q9 W+ s" G
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ) G" d! j1 I3 V

3 _/ a* p# Z- E& U! R% b* I- r& A4 ]- hHold hold water.楂楂水 ; V# N8 t# x# i+ w# _& `

0 E. }" E! l. E4 a8 Q5 A' }5 m0 hPump water.抽水
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6 q5 J6 H( f2 W# F2 ?; ^Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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% m- i: k" f) a. w9 lyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
0 U" q/ G3 L- V4 ]I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:2 ^/ G2 A% S/ P! u' y9 S& V
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
5 B" I$ A& Z1 C% U1 mI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...& P; K2 E% B! b- y8 F
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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4 j; }$ A7 D' l! b8 i3 k. H直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。+ n$ m5 d; Z* q# ]/ N
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger5 i' U3 G3 \% B1 r" Y2 W3 p( _
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! ' N. q) N% f! N" S. ?, h
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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