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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~- u2 m# Y0 S* }2 \
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(轉)港式英語
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3 M- T+ Z7 I1 m; s/ f7 @/ }9 TPiano piano green 琴琴青 8 a* v/ n' M5 e" S* T- V1 w
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。   s/ j5 y1 ]/ B3 L# B( l

/ H4 L0 _! ]5 G( lI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! - l! b( V: Z% e: g+ @: \) f

8 k9 T- v3 o- W- ]$ Y! L) ZYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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1 Z. g7 p- Q* Y1 QI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! + ]% @4 P/ l% o$ |
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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' K/ H1 @' o! F% @, v9 gfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水' `/ p7 i! d2 y. k4 R; y. ]

; D5 c9 {7 _& p) `" y; `Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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2 ]/ B& T2 C6 j/ qBlow chicken吹雞 + I3 H  K. n4 q

$ H$ I3 J( Z6 w9 Z! HI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + F$ [% s  J8 u* ]( N
我吹雞打你班友 。 , x3 a$ i/ r) F( j6 t6 P% ~- \

3 r8 }. p( T: t/ MStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 $ H* k: Z8 V+ g+ b0 q

! g* d$ ]7 L6 Z- Z4 GFace green green臉青青 。
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% o2 M1 f7 Z/ U! a* d( }6 {. K"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
; [2 h1 i* G2 e6 e7 P" ^點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 0 v6 y; C, V6 \
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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8 V& y5 W" Z' i5 Y9 fYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 * Y6 A7 R1 t5 |3 D% v
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 , g/ \3 |4 t1 a7 r
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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8 h/ v, o6 |5 F) G1 gEat banana食蕉
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' I3 @, c' w' X8 U" c9 xYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - M! Y' g( w0 Y/ e4 `  D) a6 @3 r
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How senior are you?你算老幾? ! y2 C& {4 H  `$ t  @

2 i4 x; i' Q$ pWhat the water are you?你係乜水? - g0 Y' ?# p7 E9 S
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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3 W$ ^$ \+ h+ W( h4 D/ \Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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' {7 ]  p/ [- C- @2 r+ M% tDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 " N( m5 E; e- l% v8 _) q# U! V
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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( \; A, u3 A  m4 p2 N. GCut girl 界女 * ?/ t7 O$ p8 v- I
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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3 W4 _' ?4 k, {& V6 a8 qCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! % O# q. {( l5 z- s6 Y

' }9 S$ t. O3 L* R6 r. ]4 v) ZI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 * Q7 o9 ]3 w8 S# B" v
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! . M  G, X7 O6 C& F1 j# n$ R5 L

1 P2 L; {5 y2 }2 K. z6 V! tDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 c  ~* Q- D5 D2 L" y9 u

+ K" x+ H7 k% ]' [2 sLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 , `% l# Y  H% g- m# ~
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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" W3 ]/ [/ P. i) d& GYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 6 m$ B' J" W0 x5 Z2 W% U
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 + `8 w( X) d, k4 F7 n/ {$ L
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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3 z7 f! S3 k. _/ @2 aKing eight egg.王八蛋 ; b+ u' d( L, r1 d: ^0 b

( ~2 b( i0 c6 N( M, j6 H  @  aBlack son黑仔
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( U) _, ?+ Q3 }+ hToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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1 n3 _3 e8 Y: @3 r- t6 UWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ; m$ X0 z9 k5 U- R

* H, v" E  f/ q& ~) `I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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" p, S5 N( }2 v& w4 OHigh hand.高手
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6 e, n0 A% r, c7 z2 v3 sA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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4 o2 z8 J: O. k0 V8 U0 OTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 , C+ ~0 |! \. E# j1 _; j) r: Z
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! - j% n) a( s1 t* L' `
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 0 D1 {; v* R" Z& s% N) R5 g

) l5 y" A* P  D" A. {4 iWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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: N+ j! X* S$ B1 F$ hA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 ) H1 B( z5 t) m! ^
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳& y- e' X. S; N8 o/ e+ W% x
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
" |7 J  R- \" q- V% LI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
" O+ X/ N6 _  C+ i% Qd人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。+ i5 }: P* k" X* \7 n5 V1 D6 c
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。  ]' W6 @4 B. |4 ~( J' c
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger5 W5 J' G2 H9 n, J2 ]

# s+ R+ x+ ^& ]2 e7 ]2 p+ w我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! # P8 U1 U: ?+ d4 q( {
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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