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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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7 o- K" R3 l( x/ I; k(轉)港式英語 + B  [7 [4 {, N8 [; o4 \

9 i& x# B9 C) o9 w" g7 I. K5 WPiano piano green 琴琴青
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2 V4 z; c' w# @Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ' K% c& o1 P0 a) P3 t" G
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 2 j( K0 Z/ [( i

6 h0 f" s! x2 c( ZYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 2 ?4 K3 i; y9 J& S6 {: R
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! : {4 h1 Q! z: X$ R5 D& `' ?
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 : R! p9 ~4 {" z9 W
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水# M6 b: e; n0 c# }+ E( z2 D

/ c9 _9 o+ J' ?Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。   i6 W4 L. ?/ _. p6 [8 v0 j

  \7 U0 j  X5 ?) `8 E. |Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ J2 U" e  [2 W9 L7 j% v4 |& {我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ; v: D9 i$ ]: e) X
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
" f- g4 [) z( @# b# x2 \3 m' K點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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2 u8 b1 M, U4 B8 {# OYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 # R0 u: a' t; z+ `; v# O5 x
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 5 k# V' O2 d9 P/ X7 W
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 3 U' o/ Q3 }& v/ y0 S
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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( o3 _) W; f, i4 {) c+ dYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 9 o0 t7 L9 f/ C/ A/ E% B* z

+ n8 G: e# C/ ]% K" WWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 0 I: z9 @/ N; g* N

* M# f& @6 G# o3 i6 m- cZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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* o) t6 t0 m& r* n" ?) @6 M! mWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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! m5 C' q1 Q2 U/ BThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 4 `( X2 u6 m8 C" T' M5 }

8 ~" N7 Z( O& H3 e3 D1 |Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! , e% n( N. x2 Y. q) n4 ~6 I
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! $ `+ S  J" b: @( X

/ d/ N3 {7 i. O* C4 x5 a3 MCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 5 `2 a5 ~7 ~. Y: S$ l; O* M6 z
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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2 i/ @. z" L  k( l' G- iYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 4 M& G  F# o  g! e

7 {: j) m4 w3 U4 T$ FHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 + \# `) |" F+ k, F
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
' i( h1 C8 s6 i6 g你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!   K! L  w% N5 U! i1 \4 H

6 X1 v$ Q/ h  k/ r. f0 i6 KEight woman八婆
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/ G3 X# |+ S- k2 p( v3 QEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 7 y0 Y- J! U) ~- A1 {+ W3 y

. Q  A0 }6 P4 K  r$ _; QKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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$ c  O+ z1 U# Q" u. E  M5 DWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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: H  d1 \- H: UI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! / \- B3 S! _, g' u4 ]

# E* k- u  }5 _8 b: U. n! NHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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4 @$ y% \: }1 }0 {To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 4 G8 v2 G. |0 F+ ^$ i6 [
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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; v0 w6 |' W+ T) c, ]; SOne old water 一舊水 4 K- k1 _  ~! U: Y) F8 F# s6 E
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ Y( d/ `- ^8 K( l' ^
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . F. o& b# e5 x3 _- D5 V+ ~
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 3 ~/ V. z( r1 q4 T" {
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Two hit six.二打六
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' E4 Z( R2 L; ~0 d# bTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳9 f; z3 ~, i  r8 s# p
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:: r% B: y! H, j1 g) \2 M6 i) B
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5 ?* R( F5 I7 F0 [9 c* \  |) \you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
3 k$ f8 [6 ^6 P# s! @$ i! t. SI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...1 @6 u# h7 t& |
用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。
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有d以前睇過
0 H# I* d8 e' d2 Q3 w# |$ H: Q最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger( x" p5 C6 Y  d, w$ T
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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