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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 5 t5 }! A5 y, t5 N2 @ V1 a
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, I) t4 u% a8 R% hPiano piano green 琴琴青 # T! E- g* O' C! m! d5 o
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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1 C- A6 e% K6 K2 \) P$ o, x' n# XI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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+ b8 s/ W+ Z; D" pYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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* D6 Y( s& y, W8 J) c$ @" [# zI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ . E" o: v- t4 R/ \! Y( {4 Q' d4 m
& A; F$ D, x6 `If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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# x( X6 n1 Z; FFish skin~魚皮 。
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9 S6 o2 ^( _# w9 n [$ aFall on a street@@ 。 ( Q6 V$ k6 p( o, N+ P
2 ^& m* f2 _9 z. z2 rfall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水) T# Y) F2 Z, R
- ?, L! W8 `- B5 ?7 ?0 VMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( j; U i7 c' ~* U f
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. x/ L* o$ r, R+ o我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 . x1 w; [4 }4 r
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 f' ]4 ]9 t5 t4 b; S, Q% D
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 1 b2 B7 P. z) @' P! F( z/ L
- }# M. r# S$ l2 o# SYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 2 }% ], l6 l4 L: P
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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* d2 n0 m3 h; ^6 b. J& W- y3 GYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 . b' M0 O9 M, H# j& t/ R6 }. {
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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( G0 {& B" Z) H- ~9 b+ S3 g+ U$ D7 ~How senior are you?你算老幾? ; \) n3 R! O6 u( p; C* Q
+ Z: I5 p; `3 g, G/ CWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 8 a( \ @/ r, I; T* m3 v
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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+ B7 h9 ^3 Z( Z2 E+ MZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 w! o' W7 {4 N0 H
3 r7 \: Z( [( c: G, T, e3 J( pDo the world做世界 。 3 e+ S, n7 A6 F: B( I# w" J
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ) Q; X, \9 @" x- v- b: x
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ' j5 v6 M, i* w: X. a& J
' r) ?, D# _" G3 A0 PCut girl 界女
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+ R! f& z1 m5 J3 ]$ ~' _2 ]The king of cutting girl.界女王。 . J7 v1 t/ B- C
+ B' X4 F2 Q# I# ICut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ) A+ x. d1 L, j! T6 D
/ j; u8 Q- i' P A1 D5 r2 x6 d( KI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 4 w5 g4 B/ T4 ]" ?% g
; \& o' ~8 B- qCollect father收爹 % [( b. [" C" |9 w
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ T$ ?# I9 \/ g; {) S
2 y2 f! \% N) Z8 v2 p6 rDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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+ u1 z/ @, @( o3 cYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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4 I4 C" y$ m% c9 ^American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " ^" ]5 ^' s5 ~! {2 R* S* n
) _( m3 K# W; V. [% u/ x& YYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
# j9 m% {) v$ G, S9 F' H$ ~1 |你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆 $ v* H# P' b/ f+ x. U: L" y
* f% d9 @: ?* Q% L; WEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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0 U2 n/ T/ I) p0 gKing eight egg.王八蛋 . q8 F5 R1 I5 w
( u0 U1 s3 [* |$ |2 k. j( x4 JBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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& u B9 `/ f4 J2 f2 z7 yI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 / J1 |* y$ p5 _3 F2 Z3 K7 Z: z
+ j; g @, k" R% w9 x+ g" _4 n. }I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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3 a1 Y. I; E! `% B" }7 IHigh hand.高手 ; v) H* Q" e: q9 Q: j9 ]1 Y" K
2 l& l/ H) F, @9 qA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 " `, O; E& \; L) L# ]* ~
\9 v* Q2 O% S2 XGood mother.好娘 ' g: H; L( I$ b, x# ~- I# t
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ + ~4 @9 V8 H3 |* h
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 4 i2 e# L$ W1 D( g/ s4 P* \" t# q
1 l3 F3 P* A, E2 W: W1 D9 XWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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& q: S1 A3 y3 l7 O+ h# mA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 z* K! ?4 D# w( P* B9 w$ P2 \9 i
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 . y0 w; z# S+ v' }$ o
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ! f) I0 ~3 u$ @3 S0 o1 D0 w
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 . z C/ m0 d+ q9 b* K
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Two hit six.二打六 + G* c1 S! k9 Q8 H y# V) l0 I
$ d* T) l! g2 D x3 j. b/ tTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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