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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~ 4 q0 f# |! d( Z3 }; s, S" C, y' Y; v
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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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: x6 M5 Z* W/ Z( XPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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4 d+ L0 H& Q. D7 JI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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1 y% E' O8 w, c0 I6 eYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 5 f' z2 \& K' D3 Y9 r8 k
: x& b( D! m2 MIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 # m$ v5 ^1 R: I: o; Y
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水5 v, _% Y! h! H) m3 _
" ^) ?# Y. y" z3 ^* X8 a) U, y+ R1 ?Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 |2 K# }7 ^/ ?8 x5 ^
8 ?# l W* J/ i% b* Z% u5 BBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 H) W& e2 @0 j1 G! t
我吹雞打你班友 。 & m. S2 Y! V4 \3 @
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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+ L! g( F4 n7 Y7 T! M+ A"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 x! E2 K, ~# L- [. S. A1 Q2 O
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 & D. G' k- U: m' [% _0 \/ y
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 1 I$ t( v: k. l0 f; s* |$ S4 D
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 # o# S: U3 {9 T* C V
1 P6 g3 \3 D4 C/ x3 k# yPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? - T& L3 v b7 J3 l
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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% z3 G7 p5 L% b SHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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: _! [+ G7 T9 ]$ z. U4 OWhere are you come from?你邊度架? + b: D% I+ ?/ R& N) i1 ?. {
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ! K: C7 P! L8 X/ s* z8 T8 B
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 R, a1 T6 P- n
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Do the world做世界 。
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% z* _6 K1 W6 F: H% A- o' O# dBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / K1 h# V! o' d9 X5 v- H% E
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Cut girl 界女 . ?$ A1 ^3 u- A$ ]5 D
" b0 W/ F5 k+ bThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ! }: l: j. J9 L9 m2 i' |% ~6 T& w
9 ` p \; m0 OI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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8 Y/ S8 V0 h9 d# W' |Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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: z$ Y5 x, d( N$ @* uDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 ?4 [% s! ], Y w% j/ f* m& x& f
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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# o* `! o6 T4 y7 K7 e! bYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( ]' x5 C* j5 p( w7 F
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # \7 l, [+ P: m5 z+ L7 @: d$ e
9 L4 z: ~% d0 iYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 0 X5 e/ o9 k& n3 K/ W' F2 o
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ . {, e) Y' v: H: V+ r6 G- V% X2 k# n
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Eight woman八婆 ) h$ o# n% }. @/ j
9 n+ E ]& n$ x$ Y" A8 I/ zEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 & Y9 E' S( z+ y; c7 e1 s
1 A5 F% s3 x. `6 eToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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& r, G; u. v; D* K2 E! ^Wear grass著草 5 b% b3 [9 g W* c
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 C4 n# x! D- y; \* J
B6 i6 E* G3 y% d9 @- X1 o' z |! sI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 7 X+ k' b: Y9 c+ k6 P9 @
1 f/ {/ ]9 k/ P9 x$ }High hand.高手
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+ h a! D' T% u1 x {6 sA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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$ V2 J# l ] `$ fTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 3 b& o5 e: v! K4 L5 H
0 A* F1 B& R4 K' M9 e% pYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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* c& T# k+ `2 b$ p2 h8 G# Z2 D( sA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 $ u6 [# y9 f1 u8 s7 v; e, g
2 Z: a5 ~' S5 K/ XA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 8 B( J E* b& I7 h( X
4 B5 _% E: p9 LHold hold water.楂楂水 % X0 r* z, t, W# ]& ~1 p- S5 u% ]
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Pump water.抽水 6 E6 y: d" J) J' s
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Two hit six.二打六 + N5 G6 \! f4 |! J
8 ?+ n$ l5 w7 x6 [Two five boy.二五仔 |
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