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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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; ?4 A% h7 P, C) u! K(轉)港式英語
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0 M" ~4 z, ^8 a% u1 r! `7 TPiano piano green 琴琴青
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; S: v( D2 ?9 D" S- H) GPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 3 H( n/ ]( k7 S. o* C3 f
" n5 W3 G# S7 M7 k3 rYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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! s ]! W2 C7 z6 y* D9 m/ ZI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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" B! d2 X" N- v) \0 Y+ g" W, [2 yIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! % `" I' Q* `/ Z8 q9 t
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 , R) a, k( d( A
7 f/ o8 ]' L: D! L2 K% ^ gFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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% t" z6 }) \: ~8 H" gMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 f1 t+ _( r. I$ w+ l3 _# g
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Blow chicken吹雞 ' J, m9 B h2 s7 n6 w0 P6 K/ W0 H
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. # S6 d7 @3 v4 _& J' Q/ C1 ~
我吹雞打你班友 。
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9 w. |$ A; V. e+ oStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 6 U1 v0 y7 W7 V M
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 e& g8 Q+ ]: K2 g/ t* d. S# B
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 7 W* l* V0 m P
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 * x* D! w5 I' r! x9 x
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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B3 s7 |& t3 g# w- W' O! S' W% F, {People mountain people sea人山人海。
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: K: v7 J6 j( r/ h+ t# v; oAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 " c# k: r0 P0 |" Z$ d" L2 E; u
5 U" ~: l1 C/ [4 v& iHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? Q6 ~2 Q" Q$ X2 i
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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* z0 v! T5 |- C7 |6 ^0 _" ^8 tZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 : J) c! E v1 q& g6 T% @
2 Y& F* ~/ _5 I7 O8 x& {' W5 eDo the world做世界 。
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4 S- @0 a4 O! BBig tea rice大茶飯 。 / J( S' S. R% g8 H) O3 a+ Z
' i) K& r$ G5 i6 f) y& a& o! ]What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? - G& I* Q& O. O
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" B5 B: T* g: z& b; wThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 & V/ ?/ x8 Y# W) b/ E3 W
6 \/ {' J; c6 i( ~Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 1 O* C: v" k3 k- _' f* z, ]
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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; ~0 C/ \+ g8 n( Y, _+ {Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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& ?* N0 f* |$ ~: _+ lLaugh die me.笑死我。
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- [7 W$ h+ z M4 p& [! dYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 # ~* U9 j) c. f4 U. \0 ]
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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. [. ^ S- O; z4 A* e( v% hHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 $ G* P8 h% _% Z4 ?
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 6 Z7 s1 y# m' w1 L: C
; x" G4 p5 m' h7 J9 E- n% kBlack son黑仔 8 f: s( y5 X" e% v1 w
! C0 j# s3 y: dToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草 $ a/ ]2 U/ J( J3 [1 ]
4 \6 y* g: f" DI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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/ L- I; V: o2 @9 B' @8 s, H3 i. m! gI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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/ x! b/ m$ } N6 a8 F' kHigh hand.高手 9 w- n- F) M9 F. f6 K
. R" W+ l6 ~! U3 YA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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% W* h* l0 c& P- RTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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& h6 ]6 l3 i. `. F2 rGood mother.好娘 $ D8 Y* D, \3 {0 f6 q G9 t5 n
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 2 P1 w5 p0 h: ]8 m
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One old water 一舊水 : {' ]/ S4 i- d2 e* E
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; q9 G) i, M7 \* Z" h1 k! `A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 m d/ r5 A0 [& {" C( x8 I& ?
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 5 r/ T! l9 i5 S$ O2 x p6 p
; p: ]0 \5 z9 l6 ~8 bA dragon service.一條龍服務
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7 J: u/ c. P1 Y S$ Y' zHold hold water.楂楂水 1 a5 S: F$ r7 U& d0 r
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Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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