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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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(轉)港式英語
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6 Q1 }3 `) {" V$ o9 \ rPiano piano green 琴琴青 1 p- f. C/ y/ E9 Y. [3 D& S. N5 u
3 P) j! J: W3 X& u+ ?% u2 X( n0 [* ~Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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1 D' E8 ]' p) dYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? % N) z: G; @8 E) ~8 T1 N. J
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! 7 D6 l: P6 Y. f1 Z- T: q. F- e
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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9 O! I8 f9 e! _7 m! a* |& A ~Fall on a street@@ 。 - t* _- r$ g# | y
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水. |! Y7 O) e% M+ ^
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 3 H8 y$ Q, Q7 C4 _
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. - W- j' w8 i" [( ?, q5 S
我吹雞打你班友 。 * k L0 e2 x9 a: r
- `/ \; W, u2 j; _; x' t: IStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / X5 t: b' u0 n) w
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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" e! T$ B& q# a8 U; F$ I3 l$ c# EYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 : P( x1 G' h2 n3 R; L- f7 @1 E
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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. U1 a2 ]8 d: c1 V3 hPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 7 s2 g/ L% @. L2 b7 |1 d% S9 h5 U
4 u5 E$ w; k$ a( }5 l/ K; _Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( Y* C, f7 ?9 F( t. E9 A
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 4 ?# x$ Q# l( p: ^. V
: K) H* @+ J5 \8 s5 ?: I- h0 i+ @What the water are you?你係乜水? 2 p3 {6 p5 ?0 `* @2 K
1 i% J/ p$ d$ `. h$ JWhere are you come from?你邊度架? $ d( m A. c0 x
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 6 ~. ]* d- W# j( l# K$ `
H: R) F% Y- |9 {, MZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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% n6 l$ Z, k! t' z5 NDo the world做世界 。 ' F; ?) E( Q! @9 l1 v' J
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 7 N: w4 A% y- \0 h' O
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 b, E5 G/ x% d2 X8 z4 O' J6 m
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Cut girl 界女 1 z( l6 C- n! x: s0 Y$ ]% T" m7 g
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 7 _5 l9 l* I; N- P
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 8 I D. O e& | B' W3 E S$ X
: t) e" H4 o. A5 oI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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1 G0 ~1 p0 y( B" R& L+ \4 VCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? , A0 Z; q9 \/ r/ }& b
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 2 }3 ^4 R0 p8 |: i# r( T
. @# B6 T0 Z j' @) l) T5 L, L2 P: ~You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ! e' N, N; P. Q- e! b1 r
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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1 Y9 x3 W# p: aEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! & y) u8 _6 O( T; A
5 |) Y$ c1 E% j$ w1 @King eight egg.王八蛋 0 `, ^4 Y+ |$ i1 p# B3 p6 Z
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Black son黑仔 8 H0 o, }( b" R4 V X
6 Q; h, O' I! R a8 zToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 3 ]4 m( A6 f+ e
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9 `1 T6 S# t" g/ SI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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- e/ }. B$ q% g8 fI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 # {5 t$ c; X. f9 q: {3 _
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + U- w/ O7 E+ D8 H
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 3 k0 I ]% _: B ~" ?2 A/ e p1 r
) I; _9 D7 s: T( l+ V0 iGood mother.好娘 0 V5 J2 l+ Z$ x- ^" R* h
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! * k7 Y& a- J$ O7 ?: ~& u) u
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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* @3 o( p1 Q9 Y8 Y# Y3 UA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 j. l1 J" m+ n! c
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 9 n C7 s+ O( x, t# C" M
, B0 u$ N+ M+ @8 sA dragon service.一條龍服務
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" V8 }3 |2 w5 M2 F9 b- W. J7 h3 OHold hold water.楂楂水
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% K/ A! h1 N ~Pump water.抽水
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; p5 F! @+ u8 J7 F3 T( R! B xTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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