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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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# ?& S( f# L% G/ q（轉）港式英語 . V4 t3 ^6 y2 G2 _* v3 e) h7 j$ E
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 % ~( s9 x% G0 R9 f0 x+ i
+ |% W0 U% L# YPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ , H( A: u' D: Z, d, L
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 4 b6 ]2 {" K- l; ?
# k& w* Y3 g) J2 n* t) vI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 7 X5 r6 E1 h6 D7 E& p1 v7 Q
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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* H" `7 ]6 c; pFish skin~魚皮 。 / F. |( F+ Y$ |
8 n" s" C$ ?' gFall on a street@@ 。 1 c, U3 T8 l9 F
7 ~! G7 q, L) f& W# Q" Kfall on your street.""你個"K" 3 n7 ?, ~6 r( q7 v# x5 }& N
0 \! x. e( C; b7 `% [Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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% m9 v& \7 L! s# B- T* k9 u7 |' iBlow chicken吹雞
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% U7 A) ~/ Q0 _I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : S; t m7 D( V0 B
我吹雞打你班友 。 ) g3 A; M( V- n
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 3 x, b; d5 j t* P. q4 ^
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Face green green臉青青 。 3 t8 Y4 [1 @6 }# \6 ~
% F. q, }( O. H8 C"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" - r3 l& [4 r3 a5 W5 r
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ' O6 K! M. G$ O
- K( f. R! T* Q sYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : |. o- E+ [5 A0 Q; ^ s
| x( Q |7 |" v- Q* y- y9 K# ]You jump building.你跳樓啦。 " m. W! Z- [, u7 X1 y* \
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 - [2 g. d0 o+ x* N% k3 S
5 U/ c$ S% T6 q4 n& ?2 b xAre you road?你係唔係路呀? 0 z* X9 _7 M, L
" C8 X4 I4 I6 a% J! S e; j mEat banana食蕉
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( v% c* W- S a: ]+ l( f/ wYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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, }6 O, c6 l' lHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? / c2 X: P" v p. Z3 l+ p
2 X" w8 X2 n8 |$ ^Do you big me?你大我呀? 4 E$ G; m8 E) C, I, v: J/ |1 a9 I
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ) s; L( }! ^4 [5 n9 Q$ ^3 r
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ; I, D, I! d g5 p; D b
5 z9 c& y/ u# |3 hWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / V2 f& T8 W6 T* D4 u+ E* I
, I: b0 y: z( V4 tCut girl 界女 / d5 h# T, \# n/ g* V/ Z* A
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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0 V$ k# k8 k6 X% o) a& \Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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9 L, \7 U6 W; y$ sI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 4 `+ v: X: B! A2 ?
& y6 l$ ^( \" `* W. VDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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! y P; i0 o9 N3 m/ zLaugh die me.笑死我。 $ n0 E6 e) z: l8 [ g
; e) P& ?2 U+ M' _* o9 K$ Q- cYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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" n C% W% c" l2 DAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 0 Q5 d8 X& U& L
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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, k8 M1 r; W" Z# sYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( w2 W, C4 F" L: F
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 1 x6 L; K* S8 | d0 O
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Eight woman八婆 : ~7 D1 D/ @' V* k$ g- w
; G; a# A, g. n/ |( t* x3 gEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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6 c- V6 N9 r4 m2 l% i! x4 \King eight egg.王八蛋
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( r7 A+ h9 ~6 eBlack son黑仔 9 \) l, J5 B( a9 W# k+ _
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 0 _9 U! g6 X, x8 F! y
7 ~& _5 V3 g% XWear grass著草 / p5 w' R: H8 W* G
1 y; V. V4 K8 j; b, X/ vI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 - \* ]# P2 M; n+ Q
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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& f& b, [6 b# n0 U2 YHigh hand.高手 ! y$ q5 V8 K1 O' q9 E9 x9 W7 V5 w
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 0 d7 @6 X6 g K: Q" g! \
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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2 c& S, w/ T% g2 h) G6 G4 ?+ E, hYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點
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8 s C/ ]* ~, A0 C/ O5 EOne old water 一舊水 ( F1 d$ k4 P, g8 \; t) i$ N
. \* I4 ?' [, uWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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3 v2 [! k4 P% @. z/ B5 \A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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& Q$ ?7 R% f$ K6 Z [! x5 [A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - e+ @% C6 r2 c* F n6 T L! N
9 r+ b& z! {3 a7 d8 c P' @Measure water/Pound water.磅水 3 {6 v9 G( s; D! x! U9 w
# ^5 n% e+ {% h5 ?4 e0 J7 x8 zA dragon service.一條龍服務 5 K) b: x& y$ h5 z
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 4 s7 i8 b. c g1 R: M1 O$ r* }
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Two hit six.二打六
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* T2 x6 N# _0 n" s: o. UTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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