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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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* O: c4 g4 e: c1 y(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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) `) c+ Y1 C  S4 C  R' q1 J1 GPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 H+ W7 L' ]; z% R1 }
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 0 b- m0 e  u$ l* `

5 W( M0 _3 a& D; \" eYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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# w, H  E1 v5 O5 M4 xI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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' S6 c2 e7 F* y# j* y5 \- Z2 XFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K" ) j; C; H5 i3 A7 S+ s+ Y
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Blow water吹水$ J8 Q3 I, l! k/ K0 u9 \
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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2 d" x/ _/ X$ R1 Z; O$ {: \Blow chicken吹雞 ) F3 x1 w6 e- u( a) X- E5 u- P
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 h* b* _1 x' E; E7 @
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" & X1 \" O( M; j2 w6 r5 S
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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1 i+ s6 @1 i& o) kYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 $ ?$ g* N9 {3 j% U% ]; N! m8 g
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 . K' S& ?! h2 m/ `& T1 n% `
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ' c" _% l0 k4 U$ _
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 " l+ N; Q7 N, Y9 k' V
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 8 c, m( ^( a5 m: u
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Eat banana食蕉 0 j0 Y3 {) [! Q

+ m- A3 H" k! n: Q3 J- sYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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. G! `) _  C; s9 pHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 2 W/ t: J+ ^( V2 a
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 $ V, |' A4 N& K7 F, p$ Y6 a
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Do the world做世界 。 1 J0 u4 k$ l3 ]8 F

$ Z& ^% C: T" R0 F! ^Big tea rice大茶飯 。 8 ~0 T+ Y, |) Z

& ]6 ]$ V) q2 a$ kWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + R8 j. D1 @6 }* b7 @1 J# V# X

, ^# ~9 @4 l3 Y+ iCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 . u: r8 P; M3 d( m8 G  Z

' R" z7 z; Q+ m7 ~& j% _7 GYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 2 Y4 r6 J" z; k( X" b: B3 H
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 - g+ E9 _  R" S# V

! M% N- p7 E7 ^. o- F1 kYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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9 l- s) ^  b% L6 ]* p. WAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 . N. c8 S* H) c% t; v

$ R6 c3 i) |- J, m$ i/ KHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 : I9 q; v$ N4 V# ~" l. j8 V1 Z+ H7 Q

+ a/ R% e! g! }You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
# z/ v4 k) l- ^# D5 w6 e" }( Q7 H你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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+ M- |2 p# W: S: NEight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 / d* j- C, E& f) p( `+ W

1 L( S4 X8 k& Z% i5 pBlack son黑仔
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' v4 p3 `6 _+ C# Q' aToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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1 ^( l7 x6 B8 k6 @8 v" j" D+ ?I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + n; h. M5 C) {
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 & Y- q  }  ?+ D- ^( p

/ f- Y$ i1 v) N- W  ~A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 1 L/ c# m0 g, t
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Good mother.好娘 * \: E1 n9 |! E' `6 ]% @
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!   k( }1 l2 X" j* Q: ?. |* r

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0 ?$ j0 E* I, [* v( r: NOne old water 一舊水 9 n8 B$ h( ?" \* Z
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 6 i8 r# j2 m" X6 @

, z0 ?) c5 I& ~4 ]+ H( C. MA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 6 \, h, ]+ `! {1 F- o7 {$ ?
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . H8 h) l) V; b& t# ~: A3 h/ h

! }1 b& N5 M0 aA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 3 |5 ^# S6 b( z4 \  _5 N8 @
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Pump water.抽水
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/ w& x9 [- h3 ?. O/ L& hTwo hit six.二打六 * p# C4 @2 v% u5 z, P9 Y! v' g

8 T9 |: Q; g! d8 N+ Q: J8 WTwo five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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4 w' @8 D$ q! s9 s5 ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:: r7 r  m& y/ O
還有
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, C3 B1 k: P% tyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
( n1 u9 Z* x2 r, I0 c5 DI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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. L) o/ h# o& B1 f0 e) x好無聊下
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7 Y, l9 T3 o, h& x直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。4 ?4 }, T$ U) I( ?& P9 S' e
例如:
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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