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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~; s5 E, Z5 s/ \1 L9 g
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(轉)港式英語
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/ i5 T( X1 N& ^# Y. o; h* DPiano piano green 琴琴青 % K1 b9 m$ d$ C/ U+ ]% j" x6 b

% J' X- Q% {7 \$ h) _: GPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 R8 S7 A3 d) F+ |# z# M  U! ?  t: k
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! $ L: G$ k; m4 W8 o% {* B

, x9 h" @* h9 A3 eYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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& W0 m" A* c6 @* Y9 f, |5 e9 S& mI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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& R$ ]* G8 {  S& g: _$ B8 C, a. c# WIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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/ @1 M0 f6 ?% p' Q/ D( q3 G& c7 Q9 CFall on a street@@ 。 + q% J1 `# q; h2 K4 Z& ]9 f) p
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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' m) c* e' Z. Y: e- LMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 x/ ?, Y4 X  ?; h

, q6 x" p2 X3 l3 R' |Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
3 D  [8 j# e. F% l7 |% J我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 6 |$ T5 A* s7 g% z

& [# Z. f- y: U( G- p, t% `Face green green臉青青 。 1 _4 B" K6 c( m& {+ v

3 C" a3 T* U0 j, T% `"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
& x2 x* ]8 F! |, T+ |7 E點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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* @. W3 A3 ]5 q4 E# \. gYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 ( b' A1 B  p  Z
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。   G; g9 N5 W  m/ V0 _5 V

) _8 h* ^/ ~7 J& E+ pYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 * q; I- p( M& e( \9 }( m* p
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 5 a* |# p8 ^- M! T" i

$ l) N" o  C3 D/ w4 _* h/ ^# ?Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ! u$ F' E0 J) y' x# g2 w7 e
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? , D! i( j4 w7 C1 B4 P7 |

/ C; o7 Z) v8 S9 z2 \+ qWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? & w! _6 H, K9 U9 h$ u7 J3 s* I

0 c' E# {; Q; eZebra chops people班馬劈友 。   Q6 ]4 s) Q, x5 ?
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Do the world做世界 。 4 O# L/ h: ]; W% ?5 f. G

' p- K$ A: ~9 {/ |# u8 b! aBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? % @5 ^4 R( {4 @' T) a
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Cut girl 界女 - S7 r& T' X7 l0 z; U: m

, q* K: ?7 x9 O4 @. [) I3 ~: _The king of cutting girl.界女王。 " L) k7 |3 R; m: F  h
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! % t" F" j1 r; H  T
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ; y! o$ k3 T: F# M$ w3 n

% e4 S/ v- k* Z$ _/ q/ RCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! ; N3 _. z3 Q4 |# e

0 @% `' t5 W) s8 XDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 G" T3 O% l& [; ]% D- c
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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$ y7 z5 k0 U8 V" S$ aYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : ?* C, v! h, D, q& B: i
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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8 q$ A. h/ \! E- JKing eight egg.王八蛋 1 C. `4 r2 ]7 u9 _5 r

6 I2 q+ g8 A7 V* O$ K. r2 tBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! " d" g: N1 D! z) x
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Wear grass著草
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: m- U" k, C* W8 t: r& zI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . G# ~3 ~" K" B- b# h2 g
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ( J+ ?6 t, F2 p- Y, V# S
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 - ?% Z# Z- Y; x9 {) J) f) G+ J
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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. C0 p8 e4 N; v& ]% tGood mother.好娘 5 Y! b& f3 B+ ^
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 5 ]) a$ n- Q6 h1 D" X: s
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1 S7 K  o( F! V. N, Q0 E# m, vOne old water 一舊水 - n( g8 i# O8 {# d2 b' J/ c( `

; U3 v+ \8 Q5 D  n2 A, K/ G3 M; WWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? : r7 Q5 U! w0 ?; V! O1 M# H6 [
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 2 @; Z1 u; i0 w8 Y* C

$ `* |0 Z1 H; \3 @) P% C; i4 {$ GA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 g, ]* Y: l# j% G
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 4 u1 |: y8 C6 i+ R

0 |+ Z( f8 K* F' Z1 B1 i5 ~A dragon service.一條龍服務
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& k) W! v- P. _Hold hold water.楂楂水
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6 Q9 l5 ?, b0 _5 j' B  @5 h3 UPump water.抽水 ' C/ x4 G6 ?" `) o+ F0 J. ^

" q0 C" q& P% J& v& |Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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7 B% f3 Q+ v, {you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳5 |' z  v0 s5 e* k( ^5 W  ^
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳5 A5 d& H1 ?; K9 ]! d, \
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

^^"
呢d野﹐可以自創。
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8 A9 `7 m8 ]7 m2 j5 ]( x$ P3 I0 bgood rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。1 i5 |; P2 \$ }( ?
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger, a7 w: y, K; M. J7 l

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oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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