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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  & |2 N. |8 M# e! m, n
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 4 ~9 X0 T" b# a) D
5 ]$ Z4 f) s% ?" m3 o# VPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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8 J, s6 X0 x A' t4 Y c0 JI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! ; h& A8 T( d1 [
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ) D# l, U. `# i& ]
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 + r5 S( `, a2 F3 ^5 w6 e
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 1 H: c3 W! X' D+ F0 r3 K" @
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Blow water吹水 g4 Y- E; ]- w7 i7 R; v
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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2 ~7 ~5 k% R& z1 u! X! G3 RBlow chicken吹雞
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& L4 c! {- q, `5 S' L! @% rI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 b8 I- @/ L9 L [) z. k我吹雞打你班友 。 7 m: @8 [5 ?5 A
3 @1 ]9 B) o- ?Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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6 ^, P7 ~1 h9 A( QFace green green臉青青 。 ( H2 ]9 j1 L. W1 H7 n
2 |% ^" e' G4 X"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
4 ^! \4 E2 N& I/ \8 U9 Y2 A R點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 ) v- F3 X& r ^# f: F$ e
% b: }: f% f$ e3 I+ A, [2 z# QYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 7 P7 e& ^+ t8 z0 W/ Z
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 * d+ U- D I0 d% L
) S% ^: T+ W6 {5 X6 C0 U; U/ HYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 m$ J; i2 [! X2 Y1 e( c
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? , U1 |6 P5 {( p, P) f/ q w# e
; Q! P$ R# ?- R/ d+ U: Y# `Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 j. _+ u% U! Z b+ `+ a R
I( w) ?' a E4 F+ {How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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, V) z( O! ?# U& L# ]" T# JWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ' v. ^8 P! M, _4 ^: `6 r
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。 ; f/ N6 Q0 c6 k0 y
! M% L( i7 ~6 nBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? # J( T/ r) b) G" P O+ h
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Cut girl 界女 7 o& i% S1 e/ j/ E, {
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 ! }6 h8 o: r! m3 C
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 6 X: _* ^' @# \! R$ G# W7 W4 u
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! % ?* S5 k. s/ i7 I0 d
: R! N/ D4 E; T( X& ACollect father收爹 1 _* o' y) w( c, |& D6 G& |$ L4 G& A
4 g& u; J, ^/ g1 F9 [0 b7 ]You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 N1 o$ Y% H$ m' E
1 [% W! t/ b8 IDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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& a8 i* L6 i! gLaugh die me.笑死我。 8 Q" ?1 N7 z( V8 |* P$ I+ n
9 m1 e& k# j% u' u% qYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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9 B7 V0 r* U! q1 s( T* } OAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 , }" a' H f+ ]% p+ w) i* U
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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1 @7 I( }$ ~. h% ]( gYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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0 [* m$ ~: y# E) ?( dEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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' x+ _2 X! n+ {2 ], G Q& SBlack son黑仔 & d: r3 K+ ~8 q8 X# s5 y
" ~. s! \9 o, m. `* uToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! & z% t% c7 V) H+ l
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Wear grass著草
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1 Y1 }8 A! u$ `2 f6 Y( eI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 7 r' n* Z7 T1 Q3 \
& r8 q( J$ X' t! iI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 3 E, |$ E! j* ^& p# T: D3 h
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High hand.高手 & U4 T! |, B. y" o P Q& ^1 d" u
1 T* v# I* H7 d- h' K2 tA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 9 t3 x$ D$ ~/ D2 |0 w# ]. i8 ?8 @
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 5 n& n; \& s. [
$ Y( g4 Q6 k' ~8 UGood mother.好娘 # s% }) T* b3 B- S
$ X8 h8 T: y# |/ Q8 h1 ?You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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One old water 一舊水
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! \$ i1 n. ]& i) q" E9 g/ T, _What the spring do you do?你做乜春? $ h7 a6 O7 F( |9 m) y# y
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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: h5 e b! [) U* RA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , N7 \- v( @4 Q2 ~3 F- J
) b8 F! |% m$ \Measure water/Pound water.磅水 - A- w3 Y; W% K# V. N; \
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ; ?8 _+ k& F/ f+ \& {' J9 k
& O6 I; Q( ~" L% V5 a: a. P; lHold hold water.楂楂水 4 Z+ I# _3 L2 S
% i* ?, }+ B4 _" z) G. [2 dPump water.抽水 6 g( S: T. g z- y" B
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