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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  / S! F$ |6 v0 ^" V; b" ~
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 5 z% o. n$ S( h6 t0 I1 t
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? & A+ _2 m: j; r; ^3 w; p
0 D9 J" N1 @+ b5 V) OI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 _3 t! d+ {8 |- A' x9 b" s
( J1 F7 T2 v& c7 [- h6 J1 o+ jIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! n7 b# U3 d( x- A( k! y# a
6 t; d: e7 s* |Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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$ P; k# I& o( ?: M' g1 bfall on your street.""你個"K" * K! w8 J" I' [+ B& E
5 R# y) B9 V& l1 z; x. v3 X! qBlow water吹水
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" I+ ?. w7 b! T; v' AMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 p. e+ G0 V4 g5 Q; @& y$ P. f
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. $ ^$ T1 y' o. w$ U" n8 s) q# z% Q
我吹雞打你班友 。 * p* V6 H. O& y1 p' w
/ j: U5 m7 u" P" @, nStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 9 ^+ e% V: D) I3 N5 @
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 8 R& p+ }/ x1 P5 h/ h
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 4 f$ v4 r) I9 V5 ]; k
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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# o: K# ?4 ^9 ]! Q' K- IYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 3 e' N9 \9 @7 W: Z/ Q
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 3 [7 P: Q3 `1 }2 n
2 E" ~# o# @. U' `Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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3 d- z& A0 @8 M$ ~Eat banana食蕉
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6 v _. ~, { @* C3 \You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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: L7 S- v0 t8 T! K+ {9 {* P! o7 AHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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& n M- z$ A9 |# ]$ bWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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2 r+ @3 ~4 @2 c/ B4 _2 gWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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6 ^( s. n3 K" N$ i5 X2 i: J/ B' YDo you big me?你大我呀? ! s/ n- [8 W# p
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 : A5 b% u0 t! U0 \5 q5 O
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Do the world做世界 。
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- M! G6 S6 R7 T1 z$ Q, BBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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2 O, S) U, _5 c* u |What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 6 N5 i2 H* u: I
2 I/ @' ?& @; S/ u# }Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 " R$ f' x/ G% y5 ^* Y) Q
' [# Z" j6 b1 |9 e( kCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! - E5 N( l' I" U% @" L$ f1 ^1 h
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 0 H9 G0 Y. o3 n3 e9 b3 C
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Collect father收爹 7 p1 S* I! R6 L( a5 I* O% S' F
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 7 F& ]* C2 ~, v
7 J9 t5 Q6 H! y% F# l. b" x4 VDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? / W4 n) `. E' U8 z) R
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 * _3 M0 N% h; }" n; j, W: F2 R
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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' `% N6 E8 ]& R! ~: H y! c& O4 KAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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9 h* i9 m0 _; @" l# S' oHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 9 z( e+ X! l) \ z2 ^
; D4 z: o$ q: ~ a9 {/ V1 iYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. : Q: ^& J7 ^/ R6 t/ s9 k
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 ( b! K; J ~3 f7 k; C. \4 t5 m
7 R3 ]1 x' `1 g# o' VEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 i, V' {2 J( S3 D. @5 d' V
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Wear grass著草 : ~8 \! l0 ]5 `3 x; y
6 ]% f$ j; ~2 R8 A% ]6 vI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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) [3 L2 ^% z6 ~' ~% F% {" pI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ; ~0 X6 o) P2 ?% \& N s8 b
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High hand.高手
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( C) ~2 d: K# C9 i6 q& c! vA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ( T+ X- N- g3 n: {
9 L* ?9 x% Q1 T# wGood mother.好娘 - F# b7 ` A& ?& Z8 c8 e
3 H, o, l% `- G# z, f, UYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 9 R% Q0 O$ P w
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Old dot.老點 - M+ L$ I* p- \. q/ D
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One old water 一舊水 0 n) h5 d: K% i/ z" r2 J
j7 a7 b ^- o5 u/ R' U0 cWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? " M7 s0 J4 m y
7 U# b5 Z0 K; R7 `! ?A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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; ` E( N3 [, W) l& [5 ^A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 t1 Y. j& C d; O# U8 ]2 L4 s
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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6 x, y; o7 }; q: d/ m9 x# @Hold hold water.楂楂水 6 |. T; u. A+ w, ] X+ _8 u2 i
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Pump water.抽水 3 _+ a7 W( D% t, c$ w
9 v5 L/ c. P+ o# B: q* k2 I0 QTwo hit six.二打六 % f. ]( h; ~0 K8 _ @
9 M6 t" n6 _: s# X+ Y1 ]9 ]/ KTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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