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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 " l9 P' M1 v5 E
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! `: S1 t& a) o/ ^$ k4 {
) k. s: u6 t. n! JYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? : c4 W$ h6 K3 D* D: ]; [8 V
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! * Z+ B+ k/ U1 o5 E; M1 a& p8 k
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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7 P4 }/ A: r) v# c- uFish skin~魚皮 。 % p( ^1 _" s7 n5 x9 k6 k( N
. C* C2 M N) G$ yFall on a street@@ 。 4 M! ?( D, ^# Q" V: ]2 v u7 ^
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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. M) U* X8 _9 c' s$ I. T7 ?3 oBlow water吹水# J. \0 K3 D2 S: @4 |8 O6 L/ W2 |
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 5 Q: a; Z5 q+ b" @( S, Y/ A
- l$ U. ~1 p1 GBlow chicken吹雞 # t) H+ b' r/ p; K. J
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 l; @5 K0 Y) v( V5 [; H我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 2 z0 ? E- ?( q" p, [. \* s
( q; z& |9 ^1 f; a"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" % g, Q/ K' l, p$ v5 z
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 1 A! T5 P8 H4 s2 W8 q. o
) Y6 E& \# N7 ]7 m+ c) DYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 6 u1 K' y5 k- H9 y# E- I3 i
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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5 B- n* H( v7 N2 `, WYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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5 A! T) P- ], P( r% H; {/ xAre you road?你係唔係路呀? # ]3 m4 M; p0 U s9 s* e$ b
/ ], V' {' k2 O3 F6 qEat banana食蕉
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# F& `4 @: F: l8 `You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 H# e: U3 z' _
1 N5 C8 t" G* Z* s, i. d; j, fHow senior are you?你算老幾? & P# M7 V% B' [' g
/ ~8 g; o3 a( t' B5 FWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ) p* s2 [# \+ n* J
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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7 j* R% l7 p3 N8 R( z- GZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 Z6 K5 W# N/ e- o
0 q% @) l% J7 [9 Y9 ^Do the world做世界 。 0 }) W# f( C1 F& {' u
0 C- l1 X! H# z& p% j. Q: KBig tea rice大茶飯 。 / q. h" l" m p9 J9 w6 Z
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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- J' O* M( C( Q- A; Y# F0 YCut girl 界女 . c8 Q6 N) u# u j, ~6 U" z) [
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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6 l& e# F9 E" L: V# Q1 Y% VCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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8 `( g) }* t/ U6 d* XI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! % [9 @+ K4 O [$ A; Z9 f# Y
4 s( S2 q$ y5 |1 R' R1 y# sCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 4 V. w$ z1 k/ F5 K
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 6 S7 n6 [0 A$ K& X) D
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 9 _2 a! z( k" e! L6 @
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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2 r- F8 L" f8 {" F% \American chinese not enough.美中不足。 l% M* c6 M( b) K% ~
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 e# c* I# |( K
3 T1 T" p+ i/ t9 X" ~/ k: c5 s9 oYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. , i; K9 O/ r; \, ^0 L
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! * a4 Q3 N$ S& C& r$ e2 x
$ v; {3 a0 `. W! HEight woman八婆 : l' F9 ]* W( w4 w0 f' E, ~
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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9 R7 o4 ]+ @. ^6 pKing eight egg.王八蛋
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3 J5 Z" s8 y4 k- p. uBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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* @5 e1 ~# X0 kWear grass著草 + D: X" h+ O- K( A3 C& _
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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5 j* l, Q) o' A0 \I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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9 e4 t" ?# H: K1 yHigh hand.高手 ) `) G! o* J* E$ D. p% i' H
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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; k; x# W' e$ ]6 BGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # v3 @2 I9 c! N7 t. ~* f
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Old dot.老點 $ e. U5 s5 V" h. R* `. j( i* T
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 [5 N6 A8 n" n G% ?; i
4 i" G# \1 q& ^7 L$ Q2 V" xA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 x B7 b% ^: Z3 g _) O
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 # I' d! s0 _, S8 N1 |
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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, J! j5 B2 x$ L& XPump water.抽水 5 F* h0 v. S5 y# M
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Two hit six.二打六 3 f6 a' N+ W: P) P" w
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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