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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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1 {/ N% Q7 G. c& i6 ?（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ) e1 z7 l S' m8 H. S( ]
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ) a" ?$ m B; V w' K
5 w) ~6 Y7 A) G; G" s6 sFall on a street@@ 。 8 N) K; Z4 m6 E3 j( G6 Y2 P
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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+ v4 j' x% v" _# D" KBlow water吹水# \6 m. e$ u+ X2 `% | e6 }
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 $ r% v& h! \( i; A
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* ~% @' c. y# o7 W7 M+ \% T) f我吹雞打你班友 。 : `; s7 p$ d6 ]
' }; n; b& k! j1 iStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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) j( x; T5 `( Q- g. ]7 Z"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
2 }' b3 N& u4 j, C O5 o點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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7 c5 o& f, N- v* lYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 1 _1 X7 P9 u" J* I* L# ]: z- I
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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; P4 s1 B- \: xYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 3 i! U7 _; _ r1 d) W. \
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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& O% V' j% Y9 V* [. ?Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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( }4 n! ~: ^9 ~; q$ ^* iEat banana食蕉
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( l& d8 Y+ n- J LYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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* d( }9 V ]" c! D5 n O* Y+ i. YHow senior are you?你算老幾? 6 }0 U2 r" l1 F7 f
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 5 T/ C% E. O2 i
7 j+ i0 Y T" T# WDo you big me?你大我呀? 4 Y3 W- f( U' ?4 A
^ h9 A( h7 s1 D+ E9 `' kZebra chops people班馬劈友 。 $ V" K5 |% f: _2 S0 `, B4 y" E
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Do the world做世界 。 $ i7 j* Z$ {& } o- e7 o) @
+ t; @5 Q' w: `% WBig tea rice大茶飯 。 / w e0 j. @* h
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? : p) @' ~) d9 N
: b7 p6 a9 Q% o- b- wCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 : ]2 b3 `3 O4 q0 C
" W3 P3 T% ?% |$ Y1 N( c6 V# W% H+ k0 BCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ' S- u* U4 _. d7 c
2 g+ f& ]" }4 W c7 }+ V6 [8 d: tI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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) G2 H( E, M9 X4 o# JCollect father收爹 # e" F/ W: o9 W2 e' p! |
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 8 ^. [- }( p( u) Y+ h
( e/ f' I& {5 D0 W) U. D2 {, E2 fDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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% H3 D: d$ K+ tAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 $ A- C' V, e8 K
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & ~5 t( I- @0 ?
% Y6 @9 `# I% a! r2 ~6 jYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ! g" ]# p4 [' D6 M4 h
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ & r5 ^, D; J/ {) j' ~
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Eight woman八婆 6 `6 L; ~1 ]: d9 H: D- h0 q
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! . p2 V4 J {9 ~7 A7 J' P
/ n2 R: z4 H6 @& wKing eight egg.王八蛋 1 c! } v1 ?1 e4 n# g; G& j
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6 @: \1 m w3 b2 s& aToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ $ V# |$ S W% f( ~5 P2 N! g
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High hand.高手 " w- z) }; A! }0 h
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 u$ L% J% d' `# ~3 }* F# x
/ F6 O9 x5 O) ?7 B- `7 xGood mother.好娘
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; i4 o7 j I+ l7 b$ y* RYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ * X Z& s; d' S5 i0 ~5 `
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- E* k- b0 m! Y3 FOne old water 一舊水 ) ^/ b/ a) r& b$ N( H( B
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? + D4 c0 Q& v4 U/ c% n) C: I& [
! a7 e8 q9 p0 o2 ]A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 }" Z$ ]* v. Y& |5 X& i
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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7 J( W+ @3 e. ?; w0 v& mMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 8 T% B2 t* f& k& D& I+ L
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 $ c5 {+ [0 E! a6 A, r
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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- j- J& f8 F* D% w/ T% e( [5 d6 JPump water.抽水 0 M t! X* f8 P2 f. N( @
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Two hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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