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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  ) }* { z4 T$ v3 i
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4 \ Z$ p1 Y2 u& y8 `Piano piano green 琴琴青
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- c* V3 T5 S1 m4 H$ i8 ePeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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$ p# @; p, x" E5 R1 a" s7 s' P2 DI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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1 D' y9 i( r1 W' ]1 N% z7 }9 B7 QI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 0 G X* }1 l2 L- Q4 z- q( I
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Fall on a street@@ 。 / V) S+ l5 H% H( D" O
4 R3 ]& d8 Q; ~7 E5 d& H5 E( nfall on your street.""你個"K" 2 J$ O; \6 h' ~9 @5 `
4 z y% z- I O3 `4 f, z$ ~; jBlow water吹水* L; W; {- p% H" @' K D
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 3 s e" n- m- Z) ~% F
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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# I) N/ j7 ]0 q7 B' }, V8 e' YFace green green臉青青 。 ; o D; G: k: O$ T
% c1 p2 r# |% p; }# m0 A; ^"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
8 V5 a2 V/ T2 h m: L* Z點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 * S/ C2 }0 T8 e1 W% Y$ H5 ^
' q6 |# Q. _, E, b2 ZYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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/ c/ P9 t8 A5 G' v- hYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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1 P4 M: ^5 f# E% yPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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& o9 I4 T) L1 F5 m3 ?; ?: ^; Q, G+ uAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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! O) j' j4 y! W+ s B, bYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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7 b# `2 H6 Q8 v% BHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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V) D5 u+ m( T# rWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 1 M- [& t z2 h+ o' K& o
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ' i3 V) h. k- W- H4 D
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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" U4 R) B% Y0 k, T7 b0 t3 ZDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 , c( y" ~; p- T: N" W, {0 g& L$ ]
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 5 j! G6 z0 x: U) Y" R( N% k$ D) l
! A4 x0 U c. I3 S* u0 Q& q) ]* e' vCut girl 界女 . N" g4 r' r- M- b
; ~& {% L$ w! S! }The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! $ T$ Q# i6 U' P/ W+ F
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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$ p% r8 {1 i! a# r2 |$ K+ HCollect father收爹
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9 w H" p0 Y1 K8 y8 gYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! & N c( l/ M. n2 ~$ I) ?
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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& i; h% ~* [- H1 ALaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 * f5 E* _- ?" A6 R: v% }, R/ H4 p" @
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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+ a% B9 ?. m1 m0 n' mHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 I z- q: k0 b; M) J6 ~: T! U! v
( g, |/ Y* S' WYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆 . b+ v/ e# O7 z: g3 |8 v
& S" D* ? a8 J9 F3 ?& SEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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% s Q4 }1 _& x# l+ vKing eight egg.王八蛋
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- Z2 _ |0 L, v. N, HBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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Wear grass著草
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$ E. g0 z0 |3 @ b5 f% A/ JI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . J4 f; O1 A, \$ f; B
/ l; S$ _& Q( \$ l+ J3 @9 g- kI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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1 D1 U$ I$ b9 {+ ZHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 & \& X! q. D0 Y& `9 t1 Q1 U- C# a
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) \1 U- Q& Q. q
' E2 ^, i/ O, UGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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* x5 o! o' W; j3 X. m6 Z2 w) @Old dot.老點 , M5 ~1 v5 e, C \
3 j" J/ G. P7 A6 b! m* I: HOne old water 一舊水
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; H1 f/ A$ M: qWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? # A7 u# d4 N6 [; o( r
7 }% g. u! x; }! ~3 m" PA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 d! V) `% T" T: j/ j
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 $ A7 Y9 j3 p' d0 }! Q
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . J5 x6 O$ l5 Q: ]& Z
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 + A: J! S$ q( S; ?$ M
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Pump water.抽水 4 O ]4 F. `. P1 ?: e K
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Two hit six.二打六 ' q( n/ A' j. f- Y3 b6 I
$ T% l7 B. h. P, ]3 dTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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