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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  , j* z1 \2 k( k: ]% x5 I
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# a: D4 U! ^( a8 w* j% Z(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 & v* e* R" s% j3 Q
$ o; @$ D1 w; hPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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2 y" m* V: z$ V. M7 RI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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- s3 ^ `1 t( W2 ]8 s; WYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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+ l3 [1 ~2 s$ w- vI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 0 Q/ s/ d5 o o
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! : y! o- z- O. [% R3 s
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 0 k! ]' P" J5 M; B1 P3 N* z
4 O) T& G; |3 ]0 ]4 UFall on a street@@ 。 " P0 V0 p8 P7 n9 P G D+ V1 d
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水8 d& Y5 Q* w: F- \/ l: _' b9 D
9 z0 X4 Y0 x" L$ F5 ?/ cMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 / K) R0 k1 t3 b6 F* | r
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Blow chicken吹雞 5 K8 g" A# g+ e! o, A4 y m
' c; y$ X+ p; S7 [# o* f# lI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 Y0 @4 Q y3 u x! f% m# {
我吹雞打你班友 。
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/ E* Q+ q* w" o' O# ?. dStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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}3 G9 ^& U2 T" k: o# }Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 8 j+ c9 W" u+ Q; H# ^3 ~
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ' k6 Y3 ~7 f. z- k# F; b% o
0 B+ o9 G8 o( ]" y4 j4 X1 J& N0 oAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 ' a. M: [0 F% q; R" ~2 B9 ]3 P
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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G: D7 E& C5 w: d+ u, ^: KWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 8 N3 M- j& g- ~% d5 r ?/ f* t6 O
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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Do the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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/ u, H# o, Z% E+ u# s) yWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 $ u$ D! m7 M9 R* E. b; r
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 % t6 K$ [5 m: P1 i( m
3 K- v+ g6 R( l9 b( DCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 9 d1 {" }" P9 V [( p
, v6 f2 B6 o" \1 WI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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9 Q& G" e0 L" X) p8 z' o$ F- CCollect father收爹 , y# w1 s! F) x4 {5 _
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 9 e' i" [+ H5 B- @, x( z4 [
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 Q E; G/ {' ~, E( C! N
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 / y1 L4 N. ^$ k; O
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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) R! S) E, t% \( m7 I5 LHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。 $ W* i# ~0 {5 `9 l6 \8 T9 Q
9 {1 [# d# j! \& ?, k. I: U: EYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. f4 P9 O6 o% y4 l8 C* F
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! 7 K* \# @8 H% I4 k# u! a% e* a
: N* W# L6 l3 ]7 h( W7 p6 `Eight woman八婆 & k: S8 N E, w6 R9 M1 I
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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/ _5 c* d# U2 x) Q' ^King eight egg.王八蛋 1 F/ F' ?* M% T$ F) B( D% o
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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/ W- y" m" l# q) W$ FI am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 2 ~" P5 z' ^1 ~) o& d7 s
. X7 X9 h: n1 G* [# H1 P8 P3 g/ cA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 & {# R. G* s& j+ @& R& J
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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$ T$ B. q$ u# E# p* O* K( r8 jOld dot.老點 3 m- Z2 {' D O" o P
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* A6 v7 \( w8 a/ UWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? - I7 U. z6 S5 {5 P+ v- E' N R' A
) U9 ?. R `5 S& _9 [A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 9 t, O* Z/ a8 n# `: G' {4 a
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 1 \0 m' _2 Y: i$ u
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 . T$ C4 j4 s% K
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 1 f5 c; x6 J" D
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Pump water.抽水
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# [5 T0 b4 V/ F6 d( O+ mTwo hit six.二打六 0 ^' H, j3 q7 M s9 |
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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