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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ' p0 ]7 e$ o( m

* d) Q) d( }) U6 j% _; LPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 / v& E$ J9 T  M8 t/ f
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! . @+ K; n6 R' p4 R

; ~# V: N. R" d4 vYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? * Y) o4 _  R" e! w# h$ `

6 ?' K( O# T* m0 m3 Q( dI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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6 }1 P+ V. G7 n! e! sIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 0 W9 l8 y/ Q% c: A4 [7 C- f6 U/ U
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fall on your street.""你個"K" : B! o+ y8 e6 d4 `' {

0 l, J% {! V: M4 n) X5 W) HBlow water吹水
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- U8 Q: e) y, a. V6 A4 oMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 0 |6 R% c& u3 W) x

8 I; D& A: u' O2 XI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & K1 i. v3 z. d, @
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ; a- U9 N+ c5 f3 x% `

* I3 s/ I; o) ?. h+ a' Z# wFace green green臉青青 。 3 n) ]( L/ T2 c

) e( d( Y3 ^4 |( T"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ( @' z$ y2 k9 U5 M8 t" ?3 k% a" x
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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7 b2 p8 B/ M2 q( u6 p; EYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 * C* J" D* B- A8 ~1 T

/ z3 h; t: Q1 |You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ) e! z: p! Q6 n( X( d- k

2 a9 E# V$ f* f( X  }0 xPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 ( k6 Y2 L( t. `8 d. |) U

! p" R# m2 G4 S1 Q# ]Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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. Y$ p' l5 r* \Eat banana食蕉 5 O3 I  }" E1 S1 S
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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3 ^4 {2 {& L. @. q7 K# N9 [How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? , Y1 d7 B9 J+ k% E0 a$ ~

% E% u. r) ^0 @* U* B! RWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 1 v. A4 ~' V0 g/ X3 Y$ H

& ]6 @! K% p. ?# c: `) VDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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* ~5 c* ?, S; Z* H- GWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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* b4 f9 k- }1 p4 K7 nCut girl 界女 1 P5 I2 n6 @  \3 @

- o1 _* e6 ]' c+ `) h, Z/ X' R+ e: IThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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( Q( f: C/ `' m$ qCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! % l" b6 `6 `0 n) J4 D' O5 d, {

1 s) i+ `- S4 j1 ?) fI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! 7 L; Z" k3 U+ N! [6 r/ g

$ |) g5 C' f9 E- a+ tCollect father收爹
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) Q3 w7 r  |! I, ^+ RYou give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? " X' J' F4 ^. Z" O8 c% }
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 * C: C3 g2 I0 ^9 n6 C+ q/ K

& n0 k# ~! w8 ~' n5 cYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 # {/ H0 Z, }- @4 X0 G

& c0 T" Q' I, r; |2 F5 vAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 % e! }2 K2 O8 J7 w) W3 s8 O8 k

7 R+ \) l8 B) Q' B) p6 ?Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. % X4 ^8 Y. C6 u5 L
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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+ f( E+ `; R; H" w7 N3 q# [0 M) HEight woman八婆
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) ~  d& P# B) n2 JEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 2 n+ ?. c# V8 G" J% m4 b
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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3 i9 E% I7 s5 lBlack son黑仔
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9 U2 Q' i- T& Q0 [7 F3 D# CToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 3 g! Z$ a: ~5 w* A
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! + L/ h3 J; C* U5 f) v$ ], T
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High hand.高手 : t. w9 F$ X4 M/ G8 \! W
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 + E: }/ S& E. O

0 j$ P: {$ h( q& c, X) STo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ( L! N/ v8 h% V; L
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Good mother.好娘
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5 \/ _5 E# F# P$ \5 ~# v5 a1 P: Z0 uYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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* ^9 E* {% x( ]  ]/ WOld dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 8 a- a/ G; b; h$ l- h) \- a) {/ W
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 ' B3 f3 G. Z: t8 Z! ?1 r# F

9 O0 z9 W4 \1 y/ V' ~5 D7 tMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 % c( {/ x) {3 z
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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/ N2 \, l0 c7 Y; p* d5 o/ L, nTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳/ C) z2 ~, Q7 q: f
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:0 a/ x/ U8 P# F
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳; l9 g% W" v5 O$ ~5 W, K
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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d人係連inner都唔識...
2 ^8 y, p, d$ j4 f用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。1 n1 K3 i+ [" i
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
# y8 k( s& L1 R. H4 I; |% |* q最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。9 l% D! s3 T/ F
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger+ E! F. a) P) U* M& J0 \/ Z
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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