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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  # v2 `, F5 W8 i2 a9 e% M+ m7 u
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 1 y9 Y# n" {+ r" @' _- ]: H
/ ^( g3 m e! W0 zPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ( S& ^- \" u0 m7 [4 \8 Q; y$ M& m
) _) [. H* u0 t3 vI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 5 q; y& E. [# |& P
; X. x, J+ a9 UIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! , S5 C Q0 C n
) |- ?9 @: s1 l0 KFish skin~魚皮 。
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; }0 Z$ ~1 V$ {4 p: z$ N6 fFall on a street@@ 。 ' K4 T4 J0 A5 o W% O4 R
R5 v/ n0 Z# N/ N K" C5 yfall on your street.""你個"K" 8 \" Q4 x6 o, I$ i4 K" s
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 9 O0 B( r. ?! z; c9 ^
+ ~+ @6 w9 K! r! U0 A) aBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ _- }( l$ {0 l$ J我吹雞打你班友 。 - B9 x0 K; A" ?6 g% c; f/ Y: A2 _
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 8 \" U% }; J J
! l { Y }; v. TFace green green臉青青 。
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' g" s: x- ^6 J- g"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
5 d% L3 u; l( @6 j' ]1 ]點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 8 m0 a8 o' y4 n# l
9 w7 N+ O L' { yYou see road carefully你小心睇路。
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( F! t( x6 E- L7 fYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ) e" @0 B8 G! V% K5 H4 R
: j2 w7 {6 x/ K! V5 lYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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5 j/ c9 d/ s0 {, S8 J/ MPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 2 U" O, H* x6 i b5 u
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉 5 Q1 k6 m1 C8 D6 v" H
, x; V, H* W+ t+ P- cYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? % `+ m' F3 s+ Z; p3 w$ X' M5 E
, g v& R8 s3 n$ N" X$ E; qWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ' V1 b9 J ~$ @8 |' {
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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4 a/ e$ M. n4 o6 Y1 lZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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: F* | `8 S) r8 ^7 sDo the world做世界 。 & l& I' k4 l, p& `
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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' X1 ]/ n! S( B [. M7 ZWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? ( i$ D/ X, l1 A- E; {
9 J8 K* w& ^' H- z5 F TCut girl 界女 / q) n3 E% O# N3 K7 H
+ b% Z5 X' W5 I- Y9 J# WThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 $ r. L* ]7 D- z
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! + v) r0 ^! x& W0 d" C
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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6 a9 O" L* y: L% {! uCollect father收爹 # x$ J! a% Q/ G# `
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 I+ l- n/ u& \; O
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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- p3 T$ H( l& V* P$ O# [2 KLaugh die me.笑死我。
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1 K# ^% t: }% q; z$ l9 VYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 0 k: p! Y6 D& c* T. B/ f+ K
* g- o. ]! ]5 O AAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 8 s: E+ C4 D7 Z' X
6 |9 c: Q# T* {* J7 eHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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) U0 U$ q, ^+ r; w: X7 M0 `( t V1 xYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
3 I) \' N$ J8 Q4 F0 A你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! - s) v i4 K) e/ k" p# E
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Eight woman八婆 % H5 s1 }! {) D0 C
3 h* u0 c) T$ N9 _! O$ G ?0 u3 REight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 7 u6 B& W; ?1 x
6 O5 ^1 t' q8 d6 J7 K0 ~King eight egg.王八蛋
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' p" m: O) p+ R! ]+ w2 |Black son黑仔
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W. F9 |# m4 E/ V7 {Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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$ V" V) x& ^5 O! o% k& \Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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* o) g" y- \: R+ pI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ( d8 F1 K4 o: J E, p, @- k
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 0 }. }: l. k. }& ]9 T
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! / P6 ?% E) R! u6 N7 I
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Old dot.老點
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, y% G2 F/ r0 i c0 B0 `One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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+ {& |4 L. I H& r9 ^/ K$ z; uA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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2 ^, \0 p' `, m0 ^Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 F8 {( e) [' ^2 k4 w
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 2 S% v% `( {' n; v- |, _" K9 U
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Pump water.抽水 7 \" S" F, e& X& ?4 n0 ?: s, `
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Two hit six.二打六 : V1 W$ C# x8 r! D1 m
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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