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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  5 ]6 k& P+ S$ D; q
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2 J a% K* w7 h% Y9 K(轉)港式英語
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" E6 c; e" I5 s7 o7 uPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 6 u2 x) l% y. }7 B/ J% c T
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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* K9 l% r, c! h: X9 b, _You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? 1 c9 Y: g6 K2 C4 H/ w% i) Q. @
+ ?7 r! h. D5 \I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 9 }6 E' ?9 ]) u- r- p2 z) h
! L$ p! a5 a2 R8 Y( iIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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1 d8 b$ |# `0 z( M7 yFish skin~魚皮 。 + r: |& l7 B& l8 M/ }7 K
( P) }. A/ r M0 b8 a pFall on a street@@ 。 6 f$ V# z- Y0 l. Z, K- v; w
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 - }$ X! L# D! S6 v5 _; x; N o
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
: K' f( W( Z/ A7 c% J0 A& d我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 / x, k$ U; x& f6 |
$ H) E2 J3 I( UFace green green臉青青 。
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0 k0 b" {- R' `9 X' e"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
$ I2 @* i T4 K: l! T點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 2 }9 Z$ B) {3 o6 k! S/ o* O2 |% R9 Z/ `
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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; D) E; X7 e j' R( Y/ Y5 VYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 % [; p O& |( N, p. d+ h
7 M+ _/ A# a3 K) o5 O9 B7 yYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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* g% ?6 [# ~2 u% ^# A/ m" @, CPeople mountain people sea人山人海。
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3 f% \/ V" x) c! H2 {1 [- IAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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2 h0 W& @% s) ~! XEat banana食蕉 ' H/ @% L9 E/ i3 t
7 c/ H! u' _3 ~You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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- ~ R+ Q3 U5 ~. vHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? % h Q7 ~! w) `% Q J1 B
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ) L3 u. I4 X; b% s3 X1 f+ w5 K
+ |8 H" z3 {3 q8 \Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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$ L p6 C1 U' ?0 x QDo the world做世界 。 5 `" j: r1 M1 n' y/ p
, o8 E/ z' z* V7 A V- U: aBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 s1 v3 M; J: b0 I4 M
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Cut girl 界女 , g! |( {# R0 G0 O
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 . P7 ^' d }: G6 t5 s
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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( s. C% z0 c0 Q1 u4 aCollect father收爹
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5 b9 t2 j( L& R* W8 p- n6 k% v vYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! % X6 m) D; }& a5 |5 a) T9 w
' B/ e5 h. z6 [Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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! Q* b+ \9 `% U9 QLaugh die me.笑死我。 ! D8 ~ p4 v7 Z# n X
' v, I2 B8 _& }5 i0 f8 PYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 : B$ P0 R. M. G- A3 |1 W$ O
1 D8 f0 r5 s1 ]8 m( g/ SAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) P: n$ n/ D* l' X
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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+ A3 S* h8 e& M& cEight woman八婆
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4 u5 g4 a8 \" [ F: [) f3 Y: _Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! % b/ n0 J# k! e' y
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King eight egg.王八蛋 9 y3 Y6 c" [4 q, M5 T) E l' [( U
! y' p5 U7 z- U/ m. vBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! # Z! G; y" a5 [) V" v6 E# s6 X8 V
5 ~" Z) c9 Z0 W+ T" ?5 {% C! z0 iWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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6 @& L( p; k- y; v; Q; @( Y }High hand.高手 : @- B- I0 |$ f, f, c4 }2 x q
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 " I4 A3 O; ~; W
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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& t5 x o0 N. I9 n# cGood mother.好娘 4 L8 @# N7 B2 x
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 2 F; v! w7 M5 |6 U
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Old dot.老點
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1 Z8 {% f7 O. TOne old water 一舊水 ) f5 G6 y/ S& p4 _$ L6 w; c* y8 x
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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" q. i# i. b* b2 e" w5 TA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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, `; B! `- M, ZA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 5 @8 K6 @! Z; r4 }$ c L
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 . t, u% y" L, x6 q# a# G' A% s {
* B5 @- b4 D6 _- PPump water.抽水
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# w+ K5 S( x& |Two hit six.二打六
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0 ^( q5 z* A9 L3 E6 C/ gTwo five boy.二五仔 |
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