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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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& E, l4 V$ K4 b* y(轉)港式英語
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/ u/ b7 ~6 P5 z) M% A% V$ v- dPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 0 m9 @& k5 Z$ G" |7 T
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 4 G% |' Q9 ~- e! n, N9 a

5 y% m; I$ I3 fYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? ; V2 ^# O0 ]( H- }3 V& T
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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% B! s! e) V, i& k0 RIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 . L% o% k. ?. w7 L6 u  j. `
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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3 ?. K8 @2 n$ D; ~Blow water吹水# M/ {% M: `5 N2 B) \8 ^$ T+ X
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 ( o$ }- c& P* x6 ^" G+ d+ W

1 [" x8 [9 V9 x: v# sBlow chicken吹雞
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- z) v7 V: ]3 h; a# D* O5 H: rI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 l0 @7 C" ?9 a6 C
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ( @* ~; F  F& H2 I* d' g

4 Q) Q- k3 Q9 f) j' z6 h5 Z6 `9 Q! i9 AFace green green臉青青 。
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6 H6 }" C1 |. c3 N"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"   g, v( N# V' T' m
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 $ y& m  _/ g2 F

8 ~; S) E0 K+ Z1 v% mYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 5 D0 `) c- F8 H7 {( Y

  r9 }. C; ]5 I) C* TYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( m* q+ }4 I# ~: M+ U  e+ _  d& H

0 r! s$ K6 P5 F: Z( {People mountain people sea人山人海。 * Z# d/ ~2 T7 T2 B$ f

- p! E( Y; D0 m6 p' ^Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 0 V5 Z2 f" d4 b! O8 V- l0 R1 E; p+ G# f; d

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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? # j& |, W8 |$ M4 l  v

" B+ ~9 \% C7 m( T0 X: x9 R" RWhat the water are you?你係乜水?
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& `* z% \- H  q' B: xWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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3 g* D9 A: Z! C5 s; S; q2 g" eDo you big me?你大我呀?
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  E/ ~) b3 o% t0 A* }5 ZZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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- U! U1 [1 `8 _# D1 z0 Z" {9 kDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 , F3 S! {8 g: _, n5 a( g
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 7 D9 a/ W' a. G" B/ X
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 # M2 G8 z3 n" w* N: v  B- q

4 f0 u' f& c" V& n  HCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! " k, Q7 o/ z: G) m% h3 n! z0 |6 ?

$ R4 w+ D$ m) e6 Z0 G# rI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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/ ~% P; L; h% x- A+ PCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! " j2 F) t9 Y1 R& J& R8 v+ H
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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( {2 X2 p1 }+ Q! y9 Q$ x7 _$ p7 vLaugh die me.笑死我。 ( k4 B; W. ~2 h  [% j- L  S4 H
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 6 g+ K; e, {  k2 ~
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ) V$ u6 w# ^4 W/ F; k$ U

/ j. K* y" A& R. M6 K3 p6 VHeart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. & J6 Z; @. @0 [0 {; N3 A
你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ) i: k8 [8 B* i+ Q
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! - c  F( n0 j: K& e1 r" S* n

+ X3 Q5 P1 h' B3 WKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔 0 B. O5 L2 Q: \* k; E2 D

0 |6 Y, B, g% rToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手 5 N5 u% O' W1 ~+ A. l# P4 Z/ P

) d! F/ Z( W' N2 C( p% i1 N" x( UA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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3 J+ `8 x: z7 v- q% STo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘 0 f5 B" j5 Q2 V5 O* f. G" r7 W& i
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! , T0 y- k' a& A8 `( k

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One old water 一舊水 ! F2 P$ W9 p4 N  Y) m; r
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 s4 s9 e3 j. M
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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( }! P9 ^: R4 w9 nA dragon service.一條龍服務
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$ P* H+ u* X" M: GHold hold water.楂楂水
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6 s" {; {: E4 F* d, tPump water.抽水 # }3 E. d9 ^6 X7 L5 k1 F) m# ^1 U
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Two hit six.二打六 5 S1 ~8 y: g( Q' }9 b6 \& y
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳7 v# e) p/ O! m% L
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:2 J* ]0 g" p: {6 U3 u" x
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' I! g( V; E7 y" u+ o# ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
. g1 K* }: V: R  r( l& M  mI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。( v+ K: b( r6 ^& D& T9 T! E* b) v% _
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good rope 好索
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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。7 d) T/ f* c% h$ c
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks !
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拉你呀 !!!
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