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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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(轉)港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 7 T7 ^, |- R2 }* f5 ?5 v
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。   G4 b9 U# ^( `3 L( f

6 F5 Z- }) Y/ a1 P. XI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 9 ^! {) I) q- ~. G/ v$ q7 T
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? , [5 V# Z" t. S! _9 Q! s

( \9 E1 ]" E# A, d! Z7 ZI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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+ R: I4 P3 S" b3 G$ x+ MIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!   X% J1 Z- Q( j8 R* h/ d+ E5 D% ~5 P
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 1 E) ^/ m+ X# s' `9 y& o( w

  n; |7 Y% p. p4 I" X9 X6 EFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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( D* @4 V  c/ ?- f" M( ^Blow water吹水
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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' v& ~% I8 }! K  y) _2 TBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. ; h( _7 w3 A; h; [- f+ M
我吹雞打你班友 。 ; z0 j& b& F$ F; l1 @

' {* m: r) `' B" N# i4 WStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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3 B& P4 B8 S% u  h  u8 A; {3 ]Face green green臉青青 。 $ Z2 Z  F& ~! ?+ [- X8 z- M

) _- R* F8 a+ [/ ~  F5 q"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" % b. i- g$ X: G* N% s7 t8 [
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - P! [4 ~& V) f' X" ^& I( i% _7 A( \
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ q% v* T9 s/ M- m7 e: Z: K8 B

! ]' a4 z6 X: C3 H* t0 MPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 4 [. w' |; D  V

/ w4 c* y2 p1 D0 [# b3 b( ]1 LAre you road?你係唔係路呀? , @8 n$ j% f. g/ `  B$ ]3 a4 K  ^
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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. g% I/ h5 h  i- \How senior are you?你算老幾? / Y; W, ^. r. B! }+ F7 M$ D
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What the water are you?你係乜水? / D+ n1 T$ t; t: v2 S
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ! V- _' C& r! Z% [+ t* F

7 F( B% l( |) Q) lDo you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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7 _! e& }+ F# o; yDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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9 m8 O4 [- Z5 jWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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7 e! ]* q6 u0 r0 sThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 3 n( K. w3 l: b) G- l
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! , @, ]2 h, r7 I- |, j/ `$ p& r

% J1 [+ t4 A, H- \I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹
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4 R1 H; }4 n9 C5 OYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 4 c9 F$ N( M. p# c  f  Y# {
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? * x, ^# v3 |4 m7 X; E0 x7 r3 o, [

* ?3 d) _  ?' ^$ T$ b: `& Y' S$ VLaugh die me.笑死我。 ; t& ~+ Z% o5 O2 V
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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- ~6 K& t3 R" g" G; R  wAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 . P: t, T% ]9 @/ B0 O4 T6 K
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
0 Y9 q* C8 `! u- l. B你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上! ( n; N9 C$ [& _* z  R
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Eight woman八婆   l, T, T) |# i

* ^1 N+ d6 M; h6 \5 e8 xEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! % I1 S& o. \# H. r$ O2 z

2 k0 Z% H8 \" p  I2 D! B% r* k1 TKing eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔
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3 r0 L. X0 H1 d/ ]! S' mToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 Y3 X& x. M2 |: x# C9 L5 D/ }- `

, ?+ O7 J, A) ?% ]; s1 F* ]Wear grass著草
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/ [. t. {6 n2 s: Q4 ^  P5 @I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . y8 R9 `$ e5 @$ ~) |
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 + b& v  S9 F( \5 f
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Good mother.好娘 % b. Q3 x2 d6 u) r( U

$ f+ ?* X5 u' ?3 f& YYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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" r& O' n) k4 }  t# t7 l/ jOld dot.老點
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* t' a9 h- }" k$ cOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ; Z( O" D+ ?& A+ ~: l9 c/ `

# k3 o7 q" A. y6 Q2 @8 vA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 ' M' D( S8 k/ H9 C6 h3 E/ u* p; @# _
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - g: d$ r- V- k6 @+ \' o, L

  P8 l- F5 ~0 X- N' }* g$ GMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 7 b7 g( A( ~8 z9 ?2 y8 y+ N

* z% }1 G; ]& IA dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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& |8 R2 O3 S: w6 d" A3 `9 A# ~3 iPump water.抽水
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3 g/ ^$ C& U2 z* i( d0 }$ A9 n; oTwo hit six.二打六 . H* h  B: z6 ~" T
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
+ q& ]0 p' X4 Y9 e- }I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:+ a& c$ I9 P4 h+ i) i( s
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/ {1 J, w& A8 B9 w, i2 e+ Byou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
; Q! i" s7 b2 `8 C0 sI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
+ U* w6 K4 I! x. Ad人係連inner都唔識...
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民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..3 }: w  K* ]" q# N$ N* M/ V
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好無聊下
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個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。2 x" K8 _7 x. D' l! S" P" G
例如:
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有d以前睇過
" Y) H: \% y# B% y. K  w最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
% X- F; v$ k# N' e' j. n仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xu06Nyo7u-c&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger0 e' q8 G% U  C
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
oh , thanks ! ; o1 s/ S$ J3 f- n1 ^0 u
i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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