港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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( ?! c3 }2 {) C; d. |4 r% o) jPiano piano green 琴琴青
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1 Y0 M1 Q$ o2 c5 T/ y7 oPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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3 O9 V( w, T) A1 uI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ 8 m) @5 T  k: T( Z

$ i8 U7 |+ e$ S; l# VYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ . c( E! G! M: j+ c$ `4 ~; i
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 1 N& c% d4 w4 x1 Z3 X: X

5 S9 I6 {) m# q8 ?  [If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ) o. ]# V3 E3 V7 N6 [( X* x0 U
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ( F+ q) u# B- l1 \! c! H0 ]  F

4 F0 h1 e' {, D/ a: AFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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: w, E2 ~% t+ l+ HBlow water吹水) @6 H# n) p" M/ h

) O6 f- N5 G; a" P1 |Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 s0 X# I2 r- z+ H) ?& o/ b6 D
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 1 X6 y- d1 V% v/ A' ?6 ?
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 7 t- F: q# A0 y( n/ I. p
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 & x1 Q3 B1 n: |5 {

+ Z2 `' b; ^$ G9 s5 X. a7 ]You see road carefully你小心睇路。   D* L7 a/ B& V# v
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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/ M4 h2 b* w# x0 K. B1 A3 MAre you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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/ {* A8 _  M  `6 F& EHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 5 \# A9 D. T  D' R) |  j
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? ( G- g$ F6 ~$ V: J* e
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ! z- z$ x: u# k& A& n- U7 C$ B
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 # s8 n; p3 E/ |! F* y

- Q* I! m& z( D8 ?& W7 YDo the world做世界 。 6 m5 J; G0 K  z: B  x
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 / E# `. A  b: G4 w
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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8 l6 X! h' I  YCut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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# {( _/ b" P/ ^- K2 V* w0 C2 ?Collect father收爹
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) Y0 Y- M: g" x1 g9 c$ l( KYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ , G- A+ |: n( o+ y% m, R

/ |& h( s. H1 n/ V/ X. HDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 3 J) Z/ }( O4 K2 Z9 S
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 9 J5 g" K, P7 j2 `+ F

, y6 n- e0 ^8 cYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 ( m$ j, x4 c- d* W2 U# V0 d+ P
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 7 F. Y. _3 A# @5 U0 j( t6 x% \

$ ^) V$ M+ |$ m0 m6 |) sYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
: h1 Z- v, L' i& y+ x# O/ n你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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  f9 W5 A% h. [: W8 Q9 T- Y5 yEight woman八婆
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4 B4 d2 v. D1 Y' z; J9 ~" WEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!   s- ^( p. l( e8 Q) c; ^8 J

2 l: u  \+ \) }$ N) P, ^1 R3 r7 [$ |King eight egg.王八蛋
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* s2 @8 _! u8 g1 zBlack son黑仔 . n5 h, f5 ~. d3 _% p% ]% c
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ * Y7 Q0 ]9 ?9 v! T$ j& t1 a8 T( g* T  |
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 9 A) ?+ J6 `# u$ v) m
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High hand.高手
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. I0 m0 U9 @6 q+ ~, `3 DA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 ) w$ C8 Q. I) A4 K( y# a
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ . V: z$ ^2 x3 n% d1 _
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Old dot.老點
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% u7 \( b) v1 Q$ C% o( {One old water 一舊水 - D  B+ ~/ Y" D, z% G% o/ m' ?

5 H& ^% n2 K# e8 qWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春? / H( R# Z4 i& N# P

+ [7 I/ I/ v/ W5 a: f2 C! ^$ }A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 3 F0 U8 e1 Q, O! P6 [/ m/ d( w! J4 z3 c

) T6 F& A% ~, E6 ~/ {A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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7 N7 H* K6 d) H" v1 f' M# h7 ]$ F5 xA dragon service.一條龍服務 " j) U- L) t& D5 n; n

. l8 w" x7 J! r, G9 kHold hold water.楂楂水
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, K+ {# y, {" p3 oPump water.抽水 4 @7 N5 q3 `" J, L9 q2 e; d

. Y1 M* x. _5 R9 C5 O# _  WTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔

hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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* C; Z. Y5 J) Q2 @3 R: `. ?! \you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳9 @, q5 l5 u$ y8 A7 p
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:; t, o3 P) i# g& b- f# e5 X0 ?
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: k+ N( c& p6 b, `you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
+ ]2 S- d# K+ z' \I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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tkc314

之前睇過啦..) w: {) G7 f: ^  q9 `
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好無聊下
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過
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8 Q2 U( `$ o1 c6 u$ H4 m5 K仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! 3 E& v; {$ ]( l9 s; Y7 ~) ~) x
i very need it !!!