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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐  笑到無力食飯~~
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（轉）港式英語
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7 N8 ^& p0 g5 R0 x8 E/ e$ FPiano piano green 琴琴青 ! k- t4 _3 j0 m$ r
5 l/ x- o: L! ?3 B$ a' ?Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 + e2 m( ?+ s1 ^* k" ]4 _
2 }; I' ~4 q$ x4 E/ n+ s3 zI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！ - |3 g$ I3 ]4 n1 ^
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ : q0 y* G. @; `
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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! W/ a6 f0 U5 gIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ / [& `$ l# f- L* n6 n+ O7 o2 F% h8 ^
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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0 U( a# o! y' ^6 Z; dFall on a street@@ 。 + y1 |: c4 F' `
+ A: G' F0 r' `4 P9 T( tfall on your street.""你個"K" + _1 j9 G( x. [7 r8 ^9 |
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Blow water吹水
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7 c3 I! ~4 r- ^! M7 ^; HMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 / F/ D0 F( W( Y8 V! [5 a ^
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Blow chicken吹雞
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+ V& U! [" Y3 @- T4 eI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 - S/ Z6 }! l5 Y2 K! Z) a
# a1 s. t3 K( R8 v1 F# g2 f B7 M"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 3 C3 K J- c9 S
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 1 }4 q! F7 G( i9 B
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 - ?- ^$ B$ j( l: h* g! {9 _2 J
$ d8 V- j* k4 i6 J! MYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : B9 Q! p9 ?8 Z- l6 W
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 % J k: ~: k* @. b1 _& {! o
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? # `6 a) g- X, o9 v5 C: d" R9 v
* v( \% V. B( |& G$ H6 m! IEat banana食蕉 6 e4 R: h" b* [2 r' s8 D
. G/ c5 ^; e; Y0 { rYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( v1 [. H2 x2 z& A
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How senior are you?你算老幾? / g4 K7 h- B0 i N
& K; b# l8 |; t8 _9 e$ bWhat the water are you?你係乜水? 0 W r; P2 [) Z3 Q9 t* j
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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& }$ m8 n9 r/ a BDo you big me?你大我呀? & D* k! z. n: i1 d
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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" r) J7 O7 V$ I5 y1 e' P* s& dDo the world做世界 。
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. w6 }' P. u- Z: _. iBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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8 s# J0 X8 i, H- Z# ZWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? % X, y6 G& c; F- Q' a( ]- S
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Cut girl 界女 - `. ~( _. o; Z" Q
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 0 e' \; `. L/ \/ F
: E. ?4 N! O6 z; p: QCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ ! E! P% c& t2 \" `. n/ Y, U
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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7 r) r7 X5 m9 b+ S# a9 X( oCollect father收爹 + x6 T/ q% F" {. v+ o& O. E: }
& K+ ^7 T' d; Z) g3 ZYou give me collect father.你給我收爹！ ' Q3 G/ X9 m* Q- M
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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6 A, l, ^- m; F- L, Y6 R eLaugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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& ~( I3 k, \+ p; KYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. $ S& ~# u3 ]6 c+ Y5 k
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆
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! {" z; O' y/ d3 O4 d- a) w: vEight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 8 ~! i ^" w, y. t
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Black son黑仔 d( A- H. n1 ?0 e' p* k! [
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 3 U7 D \" O5 u1 ]) y
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9 t) T4 n+ n& \# A8 {I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 + w g y+ S9 s9 `/ }' \$ ^ I. G
& \8 L5 q3 U. ~4 K, nI fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ + }( O. d3 [7 s6 p( P9 m9 a0 n
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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" H0 c9 q! e% z% ?. Z, F9 @To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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3 n6 J, a9 I kGood mother.好娘
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5 S& j! Y' m+ g7 e& |You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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9 T; s/ X8 k! s% _One old water 一舊水
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( i4 @4 X* N T3 BWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 - W' f9 q" E5 B2 r/ Y' j% Y; P& o
8 X" j" s1 Y5 [3 d# L% fA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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& h( k) D$ l" _+ L) V* t& f% hMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ' t0 I$ Z( F- }' h% I2 }2 [: R' S) F
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 u5 w" E6 z9 f% a) N& f Q3 X
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 * e9 b$ T9 e) J) ]
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Pump water.抽水
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