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笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~7 F+ Y) _& u* n0 F

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(轉)港式英語 : j% s6 S) T- M) l" T

* s0 h2 Y& }2 B; ^Piano piano green 琴琴青
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6 w" ^) w- P) \3 |' z& t/ [) r$ CPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! 8 T. T# X; w; x1 d
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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" ?& v; h  o3 b# gI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 4 Q/ H. `+ Q$ H" c

2 H4 F  u5 ]# N' ]If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 ; y- [7 X1 _% j$ f9 l

) ^" R$ Z9 Y! Y/ f6 g9 b6 Y# A* @# {Fall on a street@@ 。 & V+ C3 Z1 s9 _& {% y0 e
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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5 b* L4 t+ E# X: ?5 p% I2 JBlow water吹水% M2 b) ~/ n6 d! @3 `" @' B  ]
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 K. A9 A# |7 L0 \$ b8 o/ f
我吹雞打你班友 。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
. e/ {6 p! H3 [! Q" u4 @# y$ a- ]點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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; x8 b" X! t9 VYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。 : M0 h' h5 ~# |" f, k( m5 k: ^

2 e$ h' ?- f7 h+ ~% O0 E  AYou jump building.你跳樓啦。
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6 p  N8 O* L( }People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 % H1 c7 u7 a: z  w
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 1 ]. ]4 @6 F! Z* F  L
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 1 U* |- o9 V) o# y- C' e  }

8 |# E+ W" h" u" s# S. z$ nZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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. p8 P* ]) l0 [* D; Q7 e% YDo the world做世界 。 9 @1 m' g5 ?+ u* B/ x7 Y' ~$ ^, m

; p& z$ k9 b7 ?5 t3 hBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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& R6 D) c0 O0 Q9 p; x$ o) |' zWhat the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? / |% D0 s: {! `) [/ Y- r
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Cut girl 界女 % _) t  Q8 R; W
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!   x) c2 x1 T3 n% J

5 W1 `( V  V2 R3 n1 _9 S3 yCollect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹! - N& F# }2 l3 _+ l4 f7 _$ @

! H7 c. a6 V  c. q9 F0 p3 qDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 5 V" G/ D% ~9 ?$ ~1 e  \& k! C7 u
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 ' Q6 a# N) q: o

6 h3 V! q% V: mYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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  _1 A5 B2 ~% DAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。 2 N# L; O% M1 i% h0 b$ H% C: f
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 $ s  n6 n" Q9 |  x) {3 s* k
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
! q* D, y! d; H( y) m) ^0 T你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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Eight woman八婆 # l+ `% z" d1 v. G* j3 [6 B* ?

# v, x2 B/ X. g' \& F* BEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! + U* Y% |) m3 ^7 z
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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/ Q9 E: M/ Q/ U& b  Q3 O+ EBlack son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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  e" q% _" s, f3 ^) r& @" YWear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 9 H4 F) h( _& J3 C' @( b
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! ; u; P" _* {- S/ S8 @. |% @
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High hand.高手 0 F3 Q, N* t& |4 M: {

2 E$ n. \1 z. @. w6 a7 rA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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& R( y# A6 I, ^2 e$ d; DTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 - p# ~; V& w7 y3 C4 _$ T

! f4 B6 f4 Y" ~, f) I- zGood mother.好娘   m* k$ C1 C, ^5 B1 y* w) M* q1 |* ^
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! 6 E7 T+ z# s  O  K- {  T

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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? . U, c- m- L# C5 e' c4 ?8 M+ {

- ^6 T& m! q/ H! ]A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 $ B3 N+ D$ r5 m0 R
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 5 z) @/ U) g* l& A- |
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 4 v' f/ }) l% g1 F
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Hold hold water.楂楂水
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! O! x7 }4 B; G2 W" sPump water.抽水
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1 T8 U; b% J7 Z& T. J+ eTwo hit six.二打六
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Two five boy.二五仔
This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
$ @9 l  j8 z4 f8 v3 t4 r$ qI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳% G1 ~4 E8 k4 N3 I
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
% u. `( p  O. X$ J( e6 N! Zd人係連inner都唔識...
! L+ q( ^9 e% U% Y用inside..
民主定民粹?
之前睇過啦..9 A, h; q0 U( o( [! }4 m

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直釋-0-
個人意見~~

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呢d野﹐可以自創。/ s# N$ m3 W# e' J4 F% h. K
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good rope 好索
有d以前睇過
. p! x( e% M0 y3 A# ~最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。  c; k6 G9 O& i8 H
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMDfCaHnao&mode=related&search=
so many ppl like that
>If you have enough ginger
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4 `0 p6 e& l4 i  O/ X我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
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i very need it !!!
拉你呀 !!!
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