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笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  + \. _) g' w- K, @' T( ^! X( K' W
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* n$ x D5 D+ {4 JPiano piano green 琴琴青
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* }& }2 e' @; ~: y" ?Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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p* K) O. g ?8 Y. y" {, `You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? , p% T, L T- c2 r* A5 f
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! : I$ e, |2 |& @
5 a+ v3 n: {+ Z# i! \! ~* C3 oIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 5 b" m0 }4 s( b5 k( i9 r
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ' L! G# {5 L4 N3 V, \1 K1 s: H
4 X, i( X( O( V8 w* n- n7 n; O; mfall on your street.""你個"K" * G6 u! O- K! n! Y
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Blow water吹水. e" E2 H( H7 F+ w. c) ?( r; A% o
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 * n$ K" V3 h! \0 k+ M- u
) l, s% ^6 {8 |& X3 D2 b BBlow chicken吹雞 - e3 t& y( U: a# L+ W1 W
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 T; t. I/ `* n5 D6 t9 ?1 y
我吹雞打你班友 。 ' G/ }7 A* f* H6 E9 [+ ~
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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% x3 j" K% V0 j( G2 WFace green green臉青青 。
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. r0 V; @( k1 w5 p9 X1 S( [4 E"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
2 g9 s, c, f* {點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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: u1 U. q8 Y4 h7 ?. [You see road carefully你小心睇路。 1 w. K7 y7 C4 z2 y% U8 E0 L+ n
/ U5 [# M }. d: |: p4 zYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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6 F+ G1 {. w9 p, i E kYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ( | R( v* z; Y% V
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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5 ^) d+ Q/ J, c, ~) I; @Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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Eat banana食蕉
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; x0 ]3 V5 b& K3 E5 _& PYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 `) D* \% ~+ @
3 m' [ n/ R- d# U6 kHow senior are you?你算老幾? ) a' s4 i8 @) H; s; W' H+ U; V5 M" ?
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 1 D1 Y S, t/ P; I
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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( }3 R& ^6 B' XDo you big me?你大我呀? # P6 h' A' I* r" ~3 ^
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 + z* O+ l' H+ @. ~9 O. |
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Do the world做世界 。
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- i5 ?. ]: b' _7 c8 a' b' ]/ mBig tea rice大茶飯 。 , p+ c0 c5 r! o" L6 [' U
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 3 C& d3 ~# v& t9 v5 F1 s# t3 I7 L
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Cut girl 界女 `1 i4 s8 y2 r* |0 V
9 k) H' O2 B' tThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 # \( ]3 w$ T/ ?# {) G
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! 6 {1 {( [. W% m; }
5 h$ ] e, k( P* UI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! # x4 r( Z8 W, d( O# g; Y
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Collect father收爹
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- o8 G# A, K% V2 j6 MYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 8 k- _( M% N* W7 v v5 c
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 2 w* ~0 y4 u$ Q* Q4 T
) c, c6 p% U1 C$ n, O' zYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 " w' O0 O$ K. j! \. a" ~
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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/ b1 x. a! F0 w- m% I+ ^Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 7 M$ c# V) b- f; j& f
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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/ M( H2 d* _+ {( t9 Z9 Y) R8 E$ |Wear grass著草
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# T! J" b# w8 q* p2 Y& y0 cI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 0 }- R/ k/ m- D! |7 U7 o
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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9 @4 C, q6 e, j$ bHigh hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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^2 ]5 M( ^$ W" d rYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! ) _' {! p5 w5 |4 h% [# i r
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& Z0 p0 x/ P8 H' M0 d, O0 G) i' |) kOne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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4 E' v& V+ q1 Q8 l% X* aA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 Z: C2 |6 s% K+ E1 U( S: `& v
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 - E* R5 s( p. U# @
9 E: }2 Y) A) m5 eMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 / f7 c6 \: H3 E0 ^
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ! Y3 ~7 ^+ }0 s' n7 _. L
. w2 C' n' o) e' H, DHold hold water.楂楂水 5 O3 ^ ]( r' N$ }8 I. E
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Pump water.抽水 ) ]9 [' K$ k* O
3 p4 `7 S9 w2 c" iTwo hit six.二打六 - E) V1 @6 d# f, n% ?- W# O
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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