港式英語… :):):):):)

trista_cheong

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~, C; G% l3 }: ~1 P9 K$ J

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（轉）港式英語 4 F3 y( h4 H/ |6 o: R
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。   ?. g4 ^& n; o1 k+ ]

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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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0 q' r/ C+ K% Z9 B( sIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ , g. c6 n  y. i# O2 x( |+ J. j3 p
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 $ e; A+ [3 D- r8 U+ A# f/ `
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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: b4 M' [( N1 b( ~9 _" z+ hfall on your street.""你個"K" 7 M- Y3 d- |* ~* l9 s8 S# b
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Blow water吹水7 f. P3 n- O+ |

, l" _$ M! H: ~+ B+ |. lMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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5 D+ K3 j3 F7 v1 }( ~" bI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : q/ \' @. |, F3 p
我吹雞打你班友 。
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; I# `% ~) z$ g# dStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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( d, n: F3 \/ y/ {+ J' w3 K* U. uFace green green臉青青 。 5 J" L8 L* c$ ?; M, r
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ M; w, H4 g& l" W! m  J
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 7 n- ]1 _: Q. D- B- \

7 h8 B- N- f- sYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 / I$ m( q( m2 Z6 H  b# b

+ B9 [" v+ f* S0 _5 q$ O7 F9 ^You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 4 J, l. a2 I' ?7 e8 u& r0 ]* T
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 9 K! N) B  x$ j0 A: ~

9 S. \( z4 p" r, ?- ZEat banana食蕉 * C1 W0 k% b6 w7 [4 l) O
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾? 7 \# I1 q7 t; P" M. R
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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/ i3 }" C: |+ {/ _, p9 ?Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 , E& ^: |6 @0 o; W
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Do the world做世界 。 1 p" Q; s% o2 V5 |5 g+ W9 R
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 * Y1 j; d8 x; P0 I& U
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 / }. s# r8 V/ p* B/ l! c# Y

% B: \0 g. g' ~. uThe king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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' e2 X3 [& S7 ~Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 d0 P, i; f# N, w% m$ _

0 T/ x& q. C  ~  P: z$ N/ s9 xLaugh die me.笑死我。 + Q, t' J* a) q& d' \; l

4 j8 w9 b' m& n1 V' D" q+ j6 |You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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( M/ [* d2 c, U6 Z& @Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 8 L6 F$ H+ H5 |5 ]5 N3 v
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. ( l+ p, s% Z( {. t
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ % y% b; `1 n$ B5 T0 g3 X/ Z1 H  J- U& a
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Eight woman八婆 + ^0 e. G( H/ G! a. x, F7 \; y$ q' m
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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0 W! z* h9 R+ P, a7 C# w) t: kKing eight egg.王八蛋 + e8 T/ n% f2 `! C3 g

0 l+ c  E4 K$ ]" ?Black son黑仔 * a8 x' F7 Y0 g: B# l& r

4 e  I  C- b# E. }1 B2 G8 GToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草 * F  l# G# P- x8 @9 ?7 y% D6 O5 Q
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 1 o) g, C0 v/ }/ n7 ?

8 E; `" r4 y! W9 L; tA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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, D1 e; t+ {, p; s1 x; _! wTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成   g& O* t$ |" c, ^& r$ W& H: Y0 U* Z

0 ]  q& M& \. z9 ZGood mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ 1 I8 B/ d: h5 _$ B/ \4 N# F; z
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Old dot.老點 4 X6 H9 {! Q; {2 h4 Q8 O6 U* v. n

) l0 f& N- {2 c; ]1 eOne old water 一舊水
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& q0 S* {) i- R& w% N5 KWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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% F0 E' y2 j, eA dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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; l, `' \; ?. y8 }/ @% \1 dMeasure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 0 w1 R& f9 W6 Y/ ?' K/ U; X
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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hkcchk

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

architect

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+ r7 h1 P' F+ _% {/ Q2 R  myou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳) q, S1 {1 i9 a8 Z# K
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

pigcat

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:" u- I# }' J7 b: ~" U' l/ a
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
4 r: S" u6 U" U/ Q% B( c) |I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...2 b# k% j& q8 }1 Q6 k$ G- L
用inside..

tkc314

之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下
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Killer111

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

奇

有d以前睇過
3 V7 x. |- k/ B最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。  t, O9 O" y' t
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

super123

so many ppl like that

tonyw

>If you have enough ginger4 J# Y8 I. n0 [( F7 w8 K
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

hklady

oh , thanks ! 0 I" f. z6 T- y; X
i very need it !!!