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港式英語… :):):):):)
笑到我肚痛﹐        笑到無力食飯~~  
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1 g0 V; `# t0 i) r(轉)港式英語
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" T5 |- n' r9 k% sPiano piano green 琴琴青
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' C% w- [) y! p, W$ dPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 !
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, p/ y/ D7 Q1 f5 y1 LYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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3 Y# [4 X0 d. z# `: ^! eI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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' d' `3 e1 L" x! ]8 L3 PIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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9 l) I3 W. ~ S8 h9 }3 t$ p" WFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水* x( ~: k& u/ Z! I; ]; N) X5 h
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 % n6 ^% b8 ? A( a/ P* \
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 W: a# @& w/ q9 y0 d5 m) t [我吹雞打你班友 。 / X# e# u: E) q: L
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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% ~+ _- S. Z6 w2 iFace green green臉青青 。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
3 k9 C. p2 g n2 }' r6 E% D點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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% L7 l% C. j9 [& p, wYou see road carefully你小心睇路。 - S0 g5 m7 v, ~7 i1 k2 E' U8 Q9 f
+ s- u1 n# T( I8 p+ SYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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) V0 j) [/ E& Y7 f* s$ u+ p& yYou jump building.你跳樓啦。 ! W/ p! E7 V) b
& ~$ h( Y3 h0 D0 Q% V$ ?& _: vPeople mountain people sea人山人海。 : T/ t6 L" b# _% ~) U
& I1 s9 B6 C0 \+ f0 EAre you road?你係唔係路呀? $ X C- }/ I( P5 z
" @6 P1 f3 v7 i( Q. `: S aEat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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6 l) z; d1 u2 |% K; C1 |3 BWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 o# g# Q7 h- s R {7 H/ {, p: p
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Do the world做世界 。 # t/ M) T# {7 ]& T, P; b3 @0 G% [
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女 , b0 r9 r; D0 H% j5 |
, E- S' R ~7 j( g& d; ?The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! * |( _! t+ b9 y% o) P; k3 S" g5 z% s2 w
2 c+ v* h* p( I5 y; vI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 ( q6 s8 E. Q1 i+ k7 P) W- T! X6 |
: H2 `1 O& v. m) h- S% E. r" t7 xYou give me collect father.你給我收爹! 6 n0 `6 Y3 O) P" ^: E- d
* G) N5 q0 ?' ]Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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* s4 r4 R% J% X9 [8 KLaugh die me.笑死我。
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* {( x ?, t. e' ~" pYou give me stop.你同我企係度。 5 l* G% \! b7 S+ G/ H0 F2 O
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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7 A: J8 E! L/ \5 }; ]Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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, a, @0 Q& V# S8 i9 N% a; M: _0 }2 iYou have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
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Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野!
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3 M0 [! X8 G J& D- m9 e# ?3 O+ gKing eight egg.王八蛋 0 Z2 K; u }# f* G, A# }
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Black son黑仔
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔! 5 R' p9 s2 e4 V! u7 }
9 ]9 b: e' P. i/ O; g, ^Wear grass著草 ; f- W1 W8 _, o# ?- f) r5 F2 S. e6 E2 y
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 6 m: t) T; P6 F' |
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! : S5 Z; t; c g" \* \
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 2 v. b) E$ T+ h- O- Z1 X9 ^1 U5 J
8 I0 n4 ^9 J" d+ ~: [* \( |Good mother.好娘 1 U* T @* E5 Z2 C9 r
& b% c! j3 K) T9 A0 gYou have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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7 d, ?3 @3 s$ q9 I+ p6 cA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 / o/ t& b. u$ f) p. O6 L- u* @
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 ( f; d/ v+ U- Y, g
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Hold hold water.楂楂水 5 D# V) {1 x4 ^3 Y& s
" p& d' { {. v( j6 zPump water.抽水
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) s' g) Y4 h6 s/ PTwo hit six.二打六 ; I2 M8 q9 L4 \+ u- l- D0 U' Z
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Two five boy.二五仔 |
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