[English]: Jokes..

小强

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/ E, V% `1 I; {3 L* H# B1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 }% M" f% W2 G, P2 ~3 W
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence/ k, S1 b& i) t5 }6 j( y0 u
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 W/ {* a) {/ Y7 y
a.They give like hell. ( {6 P3 Y! W4 k5 Z4 O0 m
b.They do not yell.. E9 g' v0 J& r* ~$ E
c.They do not tell.
! t. g  `  X( C) Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) a7 p" R9 @8 ]4 ]& a; W+ S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* V6 [# c8 U( h- a HEART to love him,2 ^/ H% s1 S. K' k3 O# K# z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# Q. b9 q( l9 N2 Q+ R( K- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& U! V: ?" W& \6 c
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 r9 D6 M7 @! \! S# X9 EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- z1 x& Z+ Y2 S6 @1 M0 D4 e

8 w( T- e6 ?; R7 }5) What is the strongest muscle?
0 s9 r5 f' X8 ?1 r) p/ u4 Q1 M3 QThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!% l+ S  y$ o  x* i- O( |* a

9 `+ D6 \3 x: m% I( l+ p6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ Z$ N. N7 C0 O( G. T# W2 J" |6 C5 n6 b
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ j- w6 r9 P# K! v' |, ^  C

; ?- }# J% ?! M# P) c! n) I" Y7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. Z, |/ i, t6 M2 r, h7 w, J! @2 mWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!) U0 a9 ]6 I3 S7 N
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  A9 s- F" }# R) |- M5 G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great