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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
$ j' m! ^2 o: ?2 j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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7 }0 ?& O! }0 y: h2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 h+ M" h9 H9 O# E! _3 e% Da.They give like hell. / V% u$ L8 j$ }1 i! v2 z" [
b.They do not yell.
. q' z5 z' v% [# N* Vc.They do not tell.
2 x- N* r' D+ Y" A& V4 Y2 ^d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.4 e8 C" U' |& I: ^- L
$ }" Q( p0 L$ v; s* Z# O3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
Q' ]3 S% z# N% d- a HEART to love him,
* y% ]" C# d6 U$ ]4 F- o- a DIAMOND to marry him,
z# B' }; m+ a( p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( _' P6 l! N6 X( P3 D1 v
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# d. r* c: g* t" b
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 m( ^7 i# k3 X% l* b4 V
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
p" k. |2 W; o0 v" a- t' \% FThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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2 A3 X. w- q0 S' |6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 b8 |2 j: J1 f* UThe arse hole is always in front of you.- h4 a g2 J, \
$ I5 K; X! I0 n4 ~, H) J1 ^7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 `, j0 k+ T5 B% u9 n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% O! I6 w( i- E7 W+ H' lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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