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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) |: a' Q! f0 e& I: w6 I+ O
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) K5 |3 t0 E/ P/ ?4 O0 S
6 j8 @9 S% c1 W" t0 [/ [6 Z6 B2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
/ _3 M3 I m: d, Ka.They give like hell.
" k, [+ Q- W: gb.They do not yell.
1 o8 n* L, S @! P7 {. Qc.They do not tell.
9 L4 _0 k) e, C5 f+ Z7 j; w- I3 ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 G" b4 S `/ _/ Q- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! G/ d* n- M) v% L j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later* E, s" h) Q% K+ \1 N: g5 ~9 B
' ~6 Y9 V e. F7 m8 d5) What is the strongest muscle?0 z# I! r; T4 E/ J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 n; a9 S& i' C! p3 N
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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" n8 x5 O* M9 x8 O4 _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?* T6 x: i! U1 L# c- Y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 S: `2 h2 D! h, j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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