[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 G! E- n5 k& b. C1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
( H$ T4 v1 v1 M) X4 t99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ ]+ u8 @* @+ k- v$ l" G6 F8 O

4 U! d* Z- S. n, o# G2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: {- i' H) |$ A8 L! D  R9 W
a.They give like hell. 0 ]7 `, E6 _& p3 w, H
b.They do not yell.
; F4 j. z$ C* {4 }: R% Yc.They do not tell.
! i; F4 n5 m( a8 W& h+ pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) ~9 k3 W9 w: U/ G3 i1 g- a HEART to love him,; S" d! o0 K( f( w* ]; V3 {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 h. A8 p1 _/ B! q7 ?) _+ |2 ?- Y+ r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ B) X4 k1 @6 u: W( E5 f& _6 S- a SPADE to bury him!* W0 S' B# a+ Q; C
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ Q' F# v/ T+ b/ t; C/ QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' C6 z6 k) d, x( s7 \5) What is the strongest muscle?
# v  C* ^0 l0 y1 N+ T0 JThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: [0 n6 z, t0 m4 `0 O; U; Z

  ~' b, p2 ?2 |  h1 A6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& w0 u, F# A( O& PThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 D2 P4 U; b' i3 ?/ O

1 J- R0 e5 w# j% b  o7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 C$ U) C! u- h0 L% q( _( cWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' [6 r) {9 F" B( C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~, F; z) d! d! w5 v$ F5 v4 p0 g
keep it up~~4 }) \! X0 s; }* D. X1 L$ Y
cheers

maksim2046

that is great