[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! K" b0 K$ D! h$ }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 v# \- [( T6 }6 |- {a.They give like hell. ! I$ D# {+ J( G3 g
b.They do not yell.
0 x: t% q# x8 z. kc.They do not tell.
+ f0 h* a9 G7 y- Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, v: @; _, \6 k0 a8 L) r+ h
- a HEART to love him,. [: ], e# d) u2 y& `, g2 Z
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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- a SPADE to bury him!! z4 q) y1 _1 Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 L7 o0 H& A: \+ a4 J4 y" oBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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9 X, O6 l1 m/ \; b" q5) What is the strongest muscle?3 e! q- q$ J2 L# T* k* J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 Q; S! G. l  \9 g" N$ Z1 cThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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4 ]1 ~+ ?1 w" v& r( ^) w' R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 ~: Q! r; k0 O/ M$ w7 l/ _2 N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 I5 B0 t, z2 U2 O  J. a! k

7 P  D" N$ f9 y" L/ d" M9 {# M! w6 u& x8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# `8 {  C: |2 r, X1 v
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great