[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* h: d( G" S7 d& \7 n) ~4 Q- P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 h/ q3 r9 ?1 |! n3 N- Ta.They give like hell. ' T$ \0 w. t( _- ^3 g5 x6 R
b.They do not yell.
- R. ~3 N0 u: `' l( kc.They do not tell.; q. H$ c. o3 M3 D7 l0 p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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) z% [  x3 Q. e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
% [$ m8 `9 Q3 G/ N. x$ I+ h7 K0 \$ t- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' G! H8 D: {2 I! m- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
/ Q8 s* M. t2 F- d- l7 YBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. l2 ?" s! O3 B; nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" \  `8 _2 |$ }; r, jWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ w4 P* q+ X+ B6 o, W

0 o! L6 r$ H8 @' Z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ z+ S4 ~( f$ w) t, e: B# ^- z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~7 h: x; I( k5 K% M/ |1 U* _
keep it up~~5 h2 l1 O8 L, f
cheers

maksim2046

that is great