[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( w3 K* e7 l+ P# c1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
3 f1 f6 R* P. O" t" S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 [, \; o; f% G
a.They give like hell.
2 l8 a. u" O3 Q. r* }7 K+ Gb.They do not yell.
7 E8 @% N: {; K2 f7 qc.They do not tell.- j8 u- u0 R1 d- e
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# m! s1 Z2 T/ `' f# N/ a3 {4 ~6 p
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ b% T( k1 Z* M
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 Z( ?* [" A9 U3 C( r- a SPADE to bury him!
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* F8 q& J0 m' m3 U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?+ B; F& b- `& Q0 m6 D2 F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later% G$ L& U' F' S1 D: S

. F+ Q- B: R! R& X5) What is the strongest muscle?
  q" L& @: J2 E' r2 L! q* KThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 ]: g  e: ~/ j# b
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 n. H$ h# j  Z1 m5 q" v8 X  ?- y# s1 U& q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( k$ F  w1 l6 ^When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# l- B! i( v. `" s- L: u& K
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" u- o0 z4 |1 Z! d5 R/ E- N
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great