[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
: W3 B7 Z' `" s1 j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 ?+ r9 I! ]' X2 X& s- _4 B. Z& F
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- b) F7 i6 z1 w% A0 ya.They give like hell.
- i* s% ~' m; Q' Yb.They do not yell.2 [6 c7 H* n6 V7 S
c.They do not tell.
$ R8 h" ?0 F& H' md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." d2 Z* Q5 A% v

* W/ P' R' l  y8 g  g3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  q3 M2 ]+ Z" }' r3 I2 ~- a HEART to love him,0 F1 C7 c7 M# f7 l; C
- a DIAMOND to marry him,' y, y) q$ Z2 Z5 R+ ^' n+ r
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
+ @; k! _+ J6 E- M* F- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" j$ C. Z/ i1 Z$ m  z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 B, F; A5 f! {3 DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 i2 [  z% ?& M; o4 i9 ?, t4 H

1 F0 J4 Z* w3 N) W, [5 i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
* h! T1 P* S" C* e8 a* c/ }The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, Z5 R: ]" R' c# n4 ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) v/ ^7 I! P( C, |; w1 x' @
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ \% Q+ f$ h  q0 Z. c8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 t/ \2 J4 u/ Z2 a7 T- L6 E9 nThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( s2 C5 E. t4 }7 g: Vkeep it up~~
+ s  J% J6 N5 v. `, {4 Qcheers

maksim2046

that is great