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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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- p8 I- Z- S5 Y: K+ T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: C' y7 K8 A. Z' n" G; ]5 l2 c
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' s1 ^+ V, |3 d: n
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 V. b) u) m( a
a.They give like hell.
& b) N; }3 S. R. P2 B/ Q+ `b.They do not yell.
/ e8 E J) G g& lc.They do not tell.
% g: y' V& a2 A B& f0 ~% E8 cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! n1 r x0 i" i$ v
8 e; O# Z# c1 g7 _" Q" `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 U" B2 m ^1 p
- a HEART to love him,
# P5 x0 P# k4 m: g# ?- E" S) y- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 X8 b( G3 r; \3 C3 E
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 [0 o9 s C6 W" @
- a SPADE to bury him!
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`3 C& u- H0 Q( ]5 Z# V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. o% ~8 B5 o: R m* P5 {$ _! {Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* z4 l6 D7 S6 V0 wThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. B% }. U2 G# d! r2 P' \, R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 W) p: }' z' \The arse hole is always in front of you.
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, E1 Z6 G* I3 ^- D* N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
9 ^2 B2 z8 }$ ~, E; f) L2 n j# _When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ V- ]7 O# p+ p7 j" d# m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) R1 x Q' R& R/ I; E
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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