[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: A* F3 Y( i7 H2 t# R
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence+ m9 q1 F" L3 _; X6 p

9 ]$ M: s4 l3 Z9 N% |2 }! g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
% y. R" f6 A$ g# `5 u" @a.They give like hell. ; w9 T: o8 |) w* [) p9 V! y
b.They do not yell.
! C' J$ r& {; cc.They do not tell.! p0 ^' p6 S1 |+ s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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* T! [. {  v  q  }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& k/ P: h! Z1 v3 r( M- a HEART to love him,
% \; {& p; v' ^/ B5 o- a DIAMOND to marry him,% q7 {9 [2 m4 a: X
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 W2 n8 a3 {% B* N* [6 T# {, B
- a SPADE to bury him!: f2 i! y' k- F8 `8 H9 C; l

$ Y" L1 a& H+ [4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" V6 n6 q4 Z$ O1 q' V& B
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( g: V% u) F) p' G

3 v( {4 Z: \- I3 N, f  q) n5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 X3 Z* H! l; l* B9 sThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! e6 s' L7 k1 K; D- j; C
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 V3 s! x: _- _9 d
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: i" n( [) W- ]- d2 D7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?0 q* V5 i- L; t. n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ Q  u0 N- h. m( i9 `% C

5 l% T$ a2 {6 d3 |; ?" m8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, Z; ?% U- w2 O* N* n- S3 WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 Y7 W, j7 C$ p  q
keep it up~~, g; ^! f; Y1 r3 O2 k
cheers

maksim2046

that is great