[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, a* T% P7 ]5 \5 B6 a% h/ F' v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- I# y- L, N/ }0 l
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* }' f7 t% Y4 S3 ^, _$ o
a.They give like hell. 2 M9 w. p+ B$ ~% k7 d4 w. A
b.They do not yell.7 {; \$ p  w2 y
c.They do not tell.
; L% C' R# l; `d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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6 Y* I9 O; n- a2 @/ y, c3 m: I0 f* F( ?' A3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; A- E% M" E+ [: v  Y; u
- a HEART to love him,
8 ?4 e; w0 z. f) P' }- a DIAMOND to marry him,
. R1 B  u/ V; b5 \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, y# |% `; u% M( W- t
- a SPADE to bury him!
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% [, a9 U: f5 A4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?1 T" r$ E! ]( e- }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- h: J! `) D" Z: e# ~# o

' R3 d/ e; }4 H5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 C% M, w- D& n6 }7 DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- b! r4 }# b( c6 ^, b6 b1 n, @
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 {2 n, K1 b- A7 K
The arse hole is always in front of you.  g$ A6 Z& K' k
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 x) Q7 u& m# D0 S7 T+ T
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
& U2 i( e0 @, V4 {) |" U6 HThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. U+ R& e9 w% v- F5 u
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great