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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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, R, H. h9 L0 W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 c5 X- \5 {( q0 y% V
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* G8 f! P9 S5 @9 o) l7 S4 Wa.They give like hell. # N5 H/ K4 C* O: E# I' i i
b.They do not yell.
4 L5 j" ?7 v' J! Y7 g8 Dc.They do not tell." s4 v v: H/ j# x( o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. L4 C0 a h6 p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" h' z6 ^4 d- d- ]& L4 O$ I8 E, N
- a HEART to love him,
! r; Y9 G, x3 J1 @& [- a DIAMOND to marry him,
/ u; |/ u( }; v+ k) y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
$ d2 x* t2 ^$ a- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, o% t. w; Q3 e0 [# @
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later M% p$ v+ D: ]/ G4 a7 D u$ }
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
* i9 Q, i+ v4 oThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 v A1 Z- l5 {$ Y& m5 [' l a6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
u9 A i$ u& |5 @; k+ tThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! g5 L* q0 T3 B5 s! g. \$ g7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) Z- I$ R1 Q) B# C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 Q Y7 O+ T4 {$ F0 a
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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