[English]: Jokes..

小强

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5 X- u, l/ _$ C+ Z% M* W* p1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job' o& e: G7 s' |% J* ]
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
: J) `# |  G8 u. @1 X& V& N1 Z9 Da.They give like hell.
6 y3 ~" C1 V, I" Z4 t5 X2 j3 ob.They do not yell.  v6 c( [" N: }+ O
c.They do not tell.
# V4 ]3 _( ?+ j( h1 {4 dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 v5 [/ ?1 }8 P/ |4 B3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 z' Z8 x5 K, O! Q
- a HEART to love him,
6 K9 c5 W9 R, q4 y1 v- a DIAMOND to marry him,( e! V( j- g& N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 d2 g, B8 ^) `6 ]$ d& `; a! n
- a SPADE to bury him!  N. \, ]# b) B- O8 k' c) \
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 `2 {0 ~+ u( e: r" P5 XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) B5 w7 T2 `0 n5 C5 j6 i: L

6 U* u& s5 a8 W3 s7 ^5 u5) What is the strongest muscle?; K4 F$ b7 Q/ |. t) u
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- D" o% I/ u$ G7 E6 w

+ N) U" G8 Y+ H5 o' p5 \, G4 n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( w+ l6 S3 |" f0 `0 l( |
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: ^' E1 S0 E% @9 \: J/ q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: u- r. `  r1 A% R
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" ?9 b4 Y, T, ^  s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?' q7 g+ U4 I$ ]. `# M: M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~* y) g% j- ]: a0 K" P
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great