[English]: Jokes..

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' o- s# }( Q. h) w; P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 g5 `8 n0 \( r( Z4 p) F

) s  M* r9 ?* M! S4 o* I2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ }1 d  E8 f% Y+ U6 J
a.They give like hell. / z3 J/ h+ F# \( |0 C
b.They do not yell.
8 Z$ H# R5 ]0 S  c; |& ac.They do not tell.- T1 u+ v7 e5 w! d" K! s
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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7 A/ e" Q. p, g/ o8 I7 h1 f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* H5 |, D9 ^  u- a HEART to love him,
+ s" x) ^1 _! O- K8 d# ]  l- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& T# S) {+ `  M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, ]$ W9 |4 J8 V# S' r
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) j6 [- y6 }% Q- A9 t) z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 u! A2 S( K2 ^1 T1 i* i% NThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) N/ q" p; o7 Q3 H2 UThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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; q8 Q; b; S9 z* f8 r3 k7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 z0 ?8 N7 _* l4 kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 i; U2 q! a( J. E
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! D5 l; ^7 e$ PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~4 C7 l6 N* ?) J* |3 F
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great