[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* Q' @8 M4 y* n# j+ r1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. M/ D* G! _6 K) T
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! q: v4 @) L6 ta.They give like hell. + Z; r. A  h0 s" r1 t0 m
b.They do not yell.) t/ _* i, P7 a4 g! W8 {* l
c.They do not tell., B$ X, b$ \& h9 V2 L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% e$ l# F$ f& r3 y) f9 h

1 {* N" K9 t  Z$ b3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
2 u& x1 P. J# ]3 ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ c, N- O0 `7 N4 y4 H; D; h6 G+ O- a SPADE to bury him!% u; x9 a( ]2 X& p, S. f& X4 M
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: z7 S% O# p% J( e. {! ^, V# x9 F$ z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 C! s- `3 O% V4 X1 B: a7 l5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 I; {7 N. `4 Y3 zThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!* _  f, ~. B* R% c' i5 V
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 p* o) N. Y* f2 l4 Q1 x
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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$ f8 w" P+ ]0 J5 k  P7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 a" I( X* Q, r6 V$ F' R# ^3 s6 DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!+ \6 i# Z* o+ Y' |
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ ^5 g( j8 ?+ j/ J% b
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# s5 l% B2 U( S/ k; a- j
keep it up~~: W2 ^4 M0 I/ A2 W0 J
cheers

maksim2046

that is great