[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  K2 @& _5 ?4 I7 n  d' F99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* ^' Z5 E2 i- t- w9 ?4 |1 b2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 |9 C% X2 E- w$ x) r7 F) ha.They give like hell.
+ ~4 N) u% N$ b: wb.They do not yell.
, g% V6 O" J% @1 S  ~7 {. Ac.They do not tell.
( o/ _& S3 b) n/ a; x- id.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# K; b5 m8 @2 X. n3 R1 y' X! Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
: L% H0 @5 g6 T4 _8 k- a HEART to love him,
; u7 x- ?& l  L; D; S# _. x4 P, f- a DIAMOND to marry him,
5 R7 q6 p# c" c, {9 W% q* b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and8 _, V. [- ~6 z6 F
- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ u) _% E9 p8 _  l' Q" m4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# f7 d5 L( m( ]. l
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?  j' L' t, Y* Q1 l$ Q! S# `6 `6 _- J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 m: s; k/ V# S0 {2 J( dThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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5 Z. \/ Z, F  L$ p7 v- {9 i7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?$ @" a1 E1 ]3 A8 v- w
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 c$ w' E& H. Q6 R8 e( D9 v# v/ ]

. C. G7 w' \7 J6 R' ~5 I8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; Z! J+ `: W$ I! L2 XThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great