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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" L8 I, V. s$ z5 x1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 o& D9 o( {& V; P6 ^3 F1 }6 n99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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9 `5 b* E T) e D( Q2 v2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* Y2 Z8 ?4 e! z9 F1 K# ~
a.They give like hell.
0 Y5 L2 m4 M6 db.They do not yell.; l0 v2 f% m5 K# D, K1 Z8 V T) a0 e
c.They do not tell., n1 d. P0 y. l& u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 u* u7 J- O0 f0 L3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 Q3 z, F' l+ v" n- a HEART to love him,. V; W" O; ?# f# z U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,8 w( e7 K) @6 V" \) @+ {
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 z! L+ R4 t+ D; F4 v- C
- a SPADE to bury him!! D' W( [, |7 [: z! v. N/ }) m
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ M7 m8 p) k. |1 s; |, Z* Q/ iBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 p/ F6 U1 _0 [* n2 O; X8 f6 \
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
8 i. T' |( |. o3 v, DThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( U/ Z/ C3 r5 L4 Z6 p3 e5 `
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?0 K* u0 N" Y. @( s9 y( p
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! P3 A. ~4 X. X: m6 ~* vWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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9 b+ G% ?9 L! Y' C+ {0 s8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- I3 \0 v% |" [2 q: Y0 a3 G, BThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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