[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* {* O' V: x+ B6 P1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  D8 a: m) }5 C% ~. v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) K% i+ o/ v- N" a3 xa.They give like hell.
' v& j/ X/ g8 Z1 C! |+ Y$ jb.They do not yell.
0 v) c; |. H4 S5 p  o$ vc.They do not tell.. J' C, b# g5 z8 k3 ]) V
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 i# n) O$ I* u1 G/ c
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, |4 H0 x  g/ T5 @# L/ u" p
- a HEART to love him,0 r: @3 q1 |# j
- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 D0 J  d% P2 N  G" x3 U( E4 F/ `) z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% s0 ^/ s$ n( G7 j5 ~- `
- a SPADE to bury him!' G5 s0 f; p1 k8 P- E- H- Z% [
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 K/ T! _6 ]- L0 p. d; V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ y2 N; b9 q' K1 ]9 t0 O/ X% K

. z9 d0 [, b. Z5) What is the strongest muscle?- h1 G: [' ^7 }9 H; F; S0 q
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; J$ z; h' j9 n8 E/ P8 n/ u3 [
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! L* _& i7 Q" k' _2 |8 {/ I9 f( N/ K
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ p- A, ?' Z8 U+ \, a

- T7 r. A: o' V2 ?1 g6 U7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 A: ?$ i* ?2 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!! x4 E1 k; W( c

1 U& w- A1 I- x2 b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 U! p' R0 M: k2 Z2 n( iThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great