[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
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+ G5 n9 p  S* U7 [/ G. }9 [2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. F! ~: F1 N5 I) \3 A: K/ h% Pa.They give like hell. ; |9 `. V8 Y" a# a0 ]) y
b.They do not yell.1 s$ K+ {+ X7 i  w/ r
c.They do not tell.
3 ^" b3 H5 `4 `  I  W" k0 Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( X$ D, k2 {; _1 f

" p4 R4 u! c% t( }" y' s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:" K( ?6 ~4 d  }4 @, Y. a
- a HEART to love him,
3 C/ x- P# x4 `0 u- a DIAMOND to marry him,* G! B$ F) P  U* |; x: s9 p" N
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& j. y3 k' C4 ^) {) q7 c& v
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) U7 u( V) q0 D+ B( I* o+ P: m
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 j! g& |9 j9 f; |! `& x5) What is the strongest muscle?3 \- e! T2 v/ g( \
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. N, x$ x, j( y. [0 X4 m- k

% T" e2 I: d. B& k5 g- Q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 h2 e% h6 M' B4 G- {
The arse hole is always in front of you.. A9 x8 U% y5 l! A$ E
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) G5 N+ T4 c& g) {( _% S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?6 i2 }3 g: V' s$ ]! M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
, F+ y: z) d$ b* kkeep it up~~
# x9 a$ E& p- K5 Xcheers

maksim2046

that is great