[English]: Jokes..

小强

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( I5 H# f- ^/ `9 C3 e" e1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  z( b: _* k7 U: B  O99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ _5 K5 n2 t- q# f8 s! q. a
a.They give like hell.
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. }" X, i* ~& _3 Ac.They do not tell.% o$ G, q& N( H% I- p; Y2 L% Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. P7 q& Y" \1 R9 \" U) d" I' e

' u/ X( ]' c7 p7 w3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 w$ {& U( A7 p/ q  Z7 A  {
- a HEART to love him,  g" K3 D3 `6 _2 B9 ?; D( {' g* Q
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" F5 X3 `" m. v, z0 Y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' q2 _4 {- |1 V; a) T
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
$ y5 H# W* v6 o+ K/ o8 `1 rBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?* e' o  d$ I: Z9 F* v
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 X  K/ V  B/ o

; `" d2 |7 R6 z! K" P( A* N6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ ~( C- F) r% S7 N
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: x4 L+ ~$ [1 S( h1 J" [# F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! T. Z3 E' ]5 T; `& |7 |7 R
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* o* I6 `: e5 y1 H. d4 i% G
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ M' B! p* M+ M% m) C1 z! Ikeep it up~~- Q8 A' J/ R/ W( ?0 u
cheers

maksim2046

that is great