[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- _8 |0 o: X( ^$ _5 m6 l3 `" Y% g' o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence5 m5 x( o3 C3 ^+ F4 Y; l
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 J$ U# w6 b' k6 m5 _* \" Ja.They give like hell. 8 x3 P! x3 A" p4 S; Y% a
b.They do not yell.0 t, z& a1 z. e
c.They do not tell.
" S* q, s: ~! ~0 B6 ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! r4 V! B! F4 Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:' \2 o5 E+ `+ H& y! {7 ^2 g  }9 B
- a HEART to love him,7 v4 o; \* n4 d0 P3 p' k0 W3 f0 F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,* U8 t4 r- i* ~) i# N% ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and" i# I% b; X* o4 [7 o2 W9 [5 N
- a SPADE to bury him!5 E: A0 G3 Y( y( Y/ \

- P" r2 H( ~" h% H/ H/ a4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?, O: ]) d7 Z3 e6 N5 H# k4 {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?7 m; ~( R8 \4 e7 z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 A1 k2 r) @* h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; ^" H) Q0 {, s* z+ g) v0 p8 O' o
The arse hole is always in front of you.( k( T* o; F( k7 p* k

+ \  H7 P. V5 k$ [8 d0 y+ x8 T7 d7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! Z% r! y! X) T/ t7 wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& N# O$ ]4 d. f+ Q1 u# q( C# S( F
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?: x& z* u8 R% B6 T9 D5 z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
7 I2 _. U$ U5 J, X; akeep it up~~
* `5 C, j" Z9 ]cheers

maksim2046

that is great