[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ l7 q0 y6 @) F, Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ J3 Y1 F& e7 R) X# c: C2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 w3 m! O% p6 x1 U& ?a.They give like hell. / ]# S7 i  p2 _+ p
b.They do not yell.
. F( E2 X1 i' S, y: T) a. k( dc.They do not tell.
- Z! W0 o& R" u6 `: R+ y+ Gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ C- d/ l/ ], ?) l6 ?5 Z; @; W

2 e/ ]  H) r. }5 A% a2 U3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
5 N( K! |7 i5 G- a HEART to love him,$ l) O* ]" G. m
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
3 O' H, V+ D4 n; ?9 \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ x. H0 _' p, b6 A4 l
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 A  k, Q$ f" hBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later4 s+ q+ u$ ^+ E! e  L

5 \2 g- b+ b. d( t3 ]# E5) What is the strongest muscle?, i! F: ^9 k  h
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6 B  l# o5 a! u9 R0 T: w6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& S$ c4 J; l% S- r3 OThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# j* P. f+ O! a1 F  n8 U/ S2 d  G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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( v3 S9 x$ z  k1 a8 y' [5 }8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?( u: E: h% }3 q' g3 H
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
$ n) F( m) O  w: q# Akeep it up~~2 d. y3 U9 _2 `; H4 W
cheers

maksim2046

that is great