[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, N& |4 Y/ k/ E99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! \$ ]. p8 s7 a$ {+ G; @5 u- R

9 ?) w4 b- M- [' s% e" e2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 R6 F) D) I8 Z5 ~5 Xa.They give like hell.
" S% G# w, r! l3 x. q0 yb.They do not yell.
. Q' I+ v5 G6 `% P# g3 L* B; gc.They do not tell.' m7 q+ E1 S* G
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
( h4 z4 {( `, L; g0 G. G- a HEART to love him,
( x7 e9 F# Z3 ~' c# ]- a DIAMOND to marry him,* A1 Y7 w& V) i) O( a- W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and/ |0 |2 F4 Y6 Z3 _# Q# m
- a SPADE to bury him!% h. @! z5 p1 W: f5 p( V: N

& F4 ?% r9 O7 Z+ x9 Q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?8 x% [  T! P5 ^/ h9 x1 x
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ c6 a5 }8 @: v: M  B) T7 m
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ J. L/ `# m4 Y) O+ \# n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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& k, u; M2 _+ T+ r' s- m0 U# e6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 T- N7 d+ H; W6 u8 i) o2 DThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
: }7 U+ R4 Z8 t1 {. rWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8 v9 a% ]( S1 d" i" k! I4 d6 }- w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?* B" o- u( n' W/ S
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ U! _0 p. ~9 b& V1 I
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great