[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& U3 ~6 b% h- n+ F- B: I1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 A' J- s8 n, X1 K  ?! g/ M" S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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; L. _3 f  V, u* U2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& a4 a; t  U& k' d+ ?a.They give like hell.
) T& W' g$ D2 @b.They do not yell.
2 {/ |" ?5 N% \. u0 R3 e4 Pc.They do not tell.
  w, @% y" s8 {: j5 wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# T; k$ Y; M! x" Q% F+ v
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
" n7 R% P& m& c) ^2 D# q- a HEART to love him,- j9 Y( b% P. N. G
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ }3 p3 n6 p# v) w) h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 w6 Q0 n- l# Q. E6 n; h' D
- a SPADE to bury him!, B; s% M9 R% c
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! k, a; [, }5 F$ `8 R. {2 d! w
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ P. L: C  _8 _! ]1 h: [

4 ~/ c! ~( q7 l$ c5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ n3 T7 v4 I0 m, |8 }- }  @# LThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!4 s, e9 v" S' t' @8 f  D
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
9 E5 N0 z& _  Q& A" KThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! a& m2 D0 X9 E% U! U; j" N7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  f8 A8 \8 j$ i5 Y4 A
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: y) k8 ?$ i* C% G
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 y0 O2 C: ~: H$ t+ w5 k, ]- T& aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& V& r8 D$ Q9 V( b
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great