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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job# U9 o0 b4 h% n) E7 B
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
( p0 ~3 ]7 f' O* e9 m0 N3 Wa.They give like hell.
) r9 z; [6 B' gb.They do not yell.
3 v$ H& w! ], g+ |# ~( `c.They do not tell.
; [7 o2 u+ Q2 rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.6 J" h7 a7 f0 K7 F2 D* z
% B, B" c' Z: L) F* V8 p3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:# k9 V0 z {& p. d; M$ ^0 F1 [. y
- a HEART to love him,
. G- @+ M5 Z+ A6 L4 D3 l& |- a DIAMOND to marry him,/ u* [ b2 s' M/ D+ b: O
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' x9 V3 Z, l4 x- l7 t4 s. D" O- a SPADE to bury him!; t+ l$ w$ m" D
: h" j5 ]$ R: {( i) r$ q, p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
: Z( o0 |6 e* r4 n. }2 P# Z! NBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) Z( E0 q' i" r2 ]6 ^% R; e, vThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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, A' m- h7 y# ?4 Q7 y3 W1 W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
% v3 ]! s7 c& `. H x& f/ m, MThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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* j* z" ^5 h u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' O( c, ^" w. l2 R( dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. F% I' }0 ` U
8 N( a4 R, [1 H1 t9 K+ B8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% W5 o( h8 b- ?$ h7 f6 `- w" z& Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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