[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job" p$ {2 S! A7 A: m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence! G& U3 J. N$ T; h1 m6 j/ o

* f* u- z9 E8 z' f9 }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 I; K. C+ I9 W: r7 D2 P  Ua.They give like hell. ( o& d; w/ }& U" l- D
b.They do not yell.
* Z2 C* T! x' o- P5 U4 B6 lc.They do not tell.
( o3 p; C5 m5 v* ^3 e+ Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 s  L' {! ]1 Y" v. {8 s4 _  B: A
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& T9 T6 u$ h5 W: I- a HEART to love him,8 p  X+ d" Q" i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! T% c# y1 Q# }& |: C! u( N- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. X) q: i! n9 v" M* a- m- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! }1 k( O5 X% }. H
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
1 {: V  ?6 n6 g7 |! tThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 A- l; ^; t0 c
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 F' ^7 V4 k+ F1 l, @7 \
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ @' I* }- h* [$ }" b: u

1 T# X. B5 p3 {2 [8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  v* c! \- w( U0 g+ w2 dThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 L+ l$ F) a6 T: h1 _# Z, m2 z/ g9 O
keep it up~~/ g- d$ i: \3 Y2 u
cheers

maksim2046

that is great