[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 H  h' c. {8 R3 {  n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: M3 ^  o! g* B1 p+ N/ S  Q# L- O. q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 ?4 L% y& O1 I5 [

5 q* R2 h  u2 D9 d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 A0 j7 r! H4 V/ J2 a' [a.They give like hell.
# C& f5 V7 _* t" b! Ab.They do not yell.
2 R+ c$ I- {' t' G' d6 O/ ^8 _0 c" mc.They do not tell.8 A2 i) f3 x, Z1 D8 d+ M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; X( q) e& {4 o, ~2 M5 Y
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! ]/ f2 U7 o1 ]/ w- a HEART to love him,
% H  b, [/ ]  {' X4 o$ q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" R. R* P4 Q% R$ t& f! b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and% T# m* ^( F4 F/ a- j
- a SPADE to bury him!& L' U  u9 R/ v' k% _
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# ?, e6 m) l# w/ Z
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 Y5 J1 _3 g! t7 ]! U
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5) What is the strongest muscle?& @* F5 L3 d9 y7 N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. A( a  u* m6 D+ c. G6 y  q
The arse hole is always in front of you.: X  c" R; K3 b9 W6 v+ M8 E2 j, V* e# p

9 L3 K* }- [$ N  |. q; Y3 d7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 T# d0 x3 a) q5 p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) Z$ G7 s; s: o* K( L8 q6 P# c( q; TThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
. \5 k' Y$ z3 `4 G. c. Mkeep it up~~
: G$ s. D2 m6 O" H- h$ P3 Q2 Bcheers

maksim2046

that is great