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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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8 Y8 |9 c! c5 W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 T" g* n8 u" b% Z
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
6 r, k7 q( v G3 N x4 _" ?a.They give like hell. ! L% }" ~2 ^) p4 S+ M
b.They do not yell.. C! o3 n, X) Q2 y( l
c.They do not tell.. n* k. I8 q& h- |
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 F8 w7 a4 U4 N2 M3 _3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* r; O+ D, d. @6 J- a HEART to love him,
& T' Z' T. y5 G- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, E' E8 i# B; `# j- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
1 \1 G# D! k4 d+ d- a SPADE to bury him!' D' X, }* x' w& M
' O+ ?3 a/ I; L) [! ]4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) c. g3 h2 y* B) e) ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later0 d8 Z: l$ m- i9 q7 N
7 z0 t8 N7 S# `& `/ C5) What is the strongest muscle?
`$ ~: H/ ~5 F. K& [The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 \5 C; C4 j1 B" B
; s: K- t1 V- ?2 O4 e- b6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?/ z# A e i! ~8 a
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 S$ ~. H' G$ v& v3 ?% Z; |& KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!/ K8 B: _- @% n( Y' Q
: `4 I; ]$ i3 `$ O/ t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 q" G0 C2 Z% C: t" s. b: [
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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