[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 b1 k- L! x; U- y' Y1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  C# [4 A" L" x2 }5 R99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 l  r3 y/ D' i' l% w* ?/ X" Fa.They give like hell.
, |* F% F' e& X- e4 [' I  t& q, O. c5 B1 ob.They do not yell.
2 y" v  M# ^. R/ A0 V( sc.They do not tell." o) p- b( N; Z( r" q) F) v
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:, A% G; b7 e5 Q! r5 q
- a HEART to love him," N* v) {, y0 J9 I
- a DIAMOND to marry him,! ~# g) |9 w6 P* l0 W) o0 Z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 o; `8 V. w% }7 [. X; K
- a SPADE to bury him!: h) L+ C) [1 N$ M3 Z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& W# R  O4 @; E$ b8 E! C) a
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
$ n  M0 b( H* I3 B& x9 }4 lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!6 O& u& m) r% ]- r. b
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?2 H  W) e' L- E& G! r$ D
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?) U6 U6 a2 K# t: b, F0 `# C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ u) L) ]7 G" [9 D' j' F5 n  J, z8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ o  a: ^2 |4 |* F( S% R
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great