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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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3 j" o, \; {& l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 c$ ~* x' P' z a: S
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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5 T5 S& e/ x B2 ?9 _2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; P/ Z/ M/ S% r* M+ va.They give like hell. / i) o, X3 J8 F2 ~; l' j) {
b.They do not yell.& I+ M" M( C3 o: R- ?6 Y. y
c.They do not tell.
, l4 s$ k% K3 ^7 w# Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
( X" g% Z% x# `0 ^; |( t, H- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 U7 T. f$ \- O$ i: y" Q& L9 j+ i+ [6 Y- a SPADE to bury him!
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# o& X- @% d# h4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
, D d# W! F. W3 g/ u2 P' FBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?" B3 u. ?. U# X; k5 Z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!2 L8 v D" ~8 y' R4 r3 l8 A8 {1 e5 |
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 Q1 z, n- K0 I% g. C! mThe arse hole is always in front of you.: s$ o5 @0 w- G; X
' x6 h3 t9 x/ R! c+ `7 w7 T7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, y0 H; o$ ^/ a& o6 nWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 j, a) m: L' w9 v
- u/ {: @: b3 k0 K3 N* f6 |8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
. {5 M# C+ Q/ ~0 f' `+ J5 Z* \- ]$ ]6 gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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