[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ A  c: ]0 X( q  ]. s6 Q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  e) W* ]9 b) i1 }) d4 V
a.They give like hell.
3 G! O$ G+ n) E2 }b.They do not yell.
1 I0 w7 L4 `( g! k2 `c.They do not tell.1 W3 a/ P' T! {, y# I; x; J7 I: L8 \
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ C# D; O7 K4 m9 v2 K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  n( Y% Q- v, M- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, b* l. M, u* j1 I, u# j: [- C- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
- ~5 ?8 C+ p# I  VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' M, E6 E! a/ e) y0 E" c

' I- \4 @+ R3 {. B: L; `" E* q5) What is the strongest muscle?  n3 l. O! W% m/ G' t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; ?1 }1 c; a/ r; P3 b" X0 R
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& r: @1 B- m4 U' _
The arse hole is always in front of you.0 q. t* o! C2 ^  C; F& Z) l2 e

2 l0 b4 t/ ], M0 p/ |# _7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ J' B7 B+ R) r/ M  eWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!8 L2 l: l, e) U7 T8 Z
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: d8 C4 J  w* N5 _+ C1 PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great