[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 j! D  D* ^7 P1 L1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
' S) v# v* k8 s5 J/ w7 N) o99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence, _. E+ Q0 L, h# h8 l
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?* I# f" a* ?+ J; j8 t
a.They give like hell. . a! J& B* j1 K' o( G  M. t- v. C, {
b.They do not yell.
  g- Q) l% F$ jc.They do not tell.2 m8 B3 H9 y6 i; O* f
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.- P; `" A- k* E( m# t3 v5 M
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! t7 X/ Q9 A; d; L! H' E- a HEART to love him,
) H- G$ n. {) Y% r: I- a DIAMOND to marry him,
# u: S" d0 A: a9 m- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 R$ ?6 @7 ^* j; G5 q) m- a SPADE to bury him!7 c& _2 d: V/ o# L% F4 ]
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 ]# u  y$ P3 R, r) ^! ~* sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" y1 h3 M$ M& n: G* C
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5) What is the strongest muscle?) `1 e7 ^+ ?2 X6 D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!" n) {! a" X) }) X

; v6 _' H  |, l) D* ]8 q6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 R) Z8 Z+ b5 _* d* dThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
$ {: T0 W& L2 JWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
8 p0 s8 B9 E& z+ Q: C; a% f; sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. |5 v. C1 B) J/ p, ?( Y
keep it up~~' [# y4 l+ `; b
cheers

maksim2046

that is great