[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 T, G9 o: g3 k' l& z! s3 N1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- d& i+ |' D! q
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; I: p# h: v' x1 k& V. N* k' Ga.They give like hell.
: m) u+ Q* s6 Z4 V( }* {; v0 bb.They do not yell./ [3 w5 ~8 D; x& U1 |. j1 i' W. [
c.They do not tell.
7 Y8 ]1 `# m0 i+ R4 B0 R# _+ ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." e  J/ `- G! K" ~$ n4 L7 A
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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+ [$ q5 A6 O7 n* q( B- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 \, y  ?9 D2 F' g6 z# Z% n
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and9 c, D/ z6 s9 V* P
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
! S* p" E) X: i5 t. A0 RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% b8 N0 {# v' N
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. }  F5 Q6 ~5 k1 C
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?7 P5 l5 n) a8 C& d
The arse hole is always in front of you.( a% b6 x* t1 b1 t. ]; q

) d* {$ w/ e' j; t& L7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% X1 W9 U8 a- I7 e7 Q3 {
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?) `* I1 _  \9 F5 R" o. N. s3 E$ Q
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~2 c" t# H0 u6 R2 T% W' }
keep it up~~% B; _! ?5 k8 u5 Z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great