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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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4 ?8 r8 x. C( |3 F1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) }, n( m3 e" h. d* M! R9 q4 J
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 P, L) H/ C8 U V( I: D
' o3 V% G% e; }" e4 E; d2 x8 l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. K- H$ {8 {0 I" T
a.They give like hell.
, ^! [ r; O; q9 k5 ?+ jb.They do not yell.! H3 h& k4 c2 {/ Y7 J) v: u
c.They do not tell.7 o' Z2 U9 ^8 o
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:% j6 Y2 ]/ G7 W
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- {3 F0 a. h' S; x9 L7 Y$ Y- a SPADE to bury him!
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: [+ _* G8 ?) t9 V4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?% \. ], T1 C& r7 {
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later T' p; e/ \& k# q9 ]$ G
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5) What is the strongest muscle?1 m3 J/ h$ s) E' D) L' R; D
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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7 A a& ^& D1 E! B6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: {8 a, X' H3 R) d; s' [4 e+ q
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
, k$ u# E" k1 m( U* uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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# i i! R7 Q D! v8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
0 M0 s9 t4 ^+ B/ k+ PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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