[English]: Jokes..

小强

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! p3 O- q& U" y: l- @1 _' K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% \2 P; o. j+ E2 C" d
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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' I2 H2 \$ `6 W, i' x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?; g1 x4 N; O: U+ ?- @
a.They give like hell.
9 c7 w( i0 R% K5 i; a% Kb.They do not yell.
: I6 Y& I. d& o2 s8 R# }# \# wc.They do not tell.
, O1 {0 p4 L( k' qd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 c& p& t9 ?7 O/ n6 J

; p1 D- g, G7 \$ f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
2 _- V% b; V: @/ d7 O- a HEART to love him,
% O% N& {6 t1 I% |7 n$ z" e- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: ~. \% A) B. \- M) s- a CLUB to smash his head in, and2 s, A. [. ^: j/ |6 W+ g) L
- a SPADE to bury him!: \( g+ |2 ?+ D5 @
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& q$ @$ f7 R7 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later' `. u4 ?5 Z2 f& J
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 q  V5 ]- K5 Y9 g; s- c* UThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' l* M" g1 M$ q5 ^& n0 w9 g
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' x  M) ]5 B6 ^6 k; k" eThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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0 o! t, h6 E, K/ w7 r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?; M7 z( U8 ]7 K& i
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!7 I6 D; j4 W$ q3 B7 H. k
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, g4 ~! D2 W/ Y% f
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% [9 m7 [5 l( [7 ^' W6 ykeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great