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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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* k! E7 C) j1 F: D! _1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
2 _3 r: C2 a: P! U1 ]" A3 x$ O$ E$ W99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 o2 ?7 E' N- v% H* i
7 Y( \, N. d/ R2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?6 c% m7 S2 M' d) }$ u5 T
a.They give like hell. & Y: r+ G* C q! t, V9 \
b.They do not yell.
* O; I5 U4 y& H8 O- J* C2 c" pc.They do not tell.
0 ~0 c; T( o8 n+ rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. H' l6 K0 U9 Q9 Z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 b5 {+ E7 `: J4 E; X0 L- a HEART to love him,; O8 r1 j" v6 u& G
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 u2 v! z( P8 S' v- a CLUB to smash his head in, and7 n: l! j" j0 e, P5 p( j7 j% n+ p) n
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" b W( ?7 a) O0 x) M4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( `, J: s0 `6 @9 t( VBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later, p$ w" v [8 j! Z z# h( q7 \
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
7 e1 d) L0 A# b3 _9 CThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 ^ G" O3 X/ A5 e: z( k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; Z* O$ ]. D6 }. Y1 Z: s& \" u
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 k( K( X/ t6 o' D! w5 F
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 \! k9 k4 U2 z8 L3 l: Z+ L
+ ?4 ?0 E; o/ I( R( V8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 l+ p/ m8 z$ N9 i4 V2 cThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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