[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ v" @% C+ e( {: h99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
0 j2 j6 b/ p1 X; M! u; g7 k& \% ba.They give like hell. 4 S! O! d( ]9 S* l9 p8 a6 H8 R
b.They do not yell.
: W, ^* Q: I) \$ p- h; o( Rc.They do not tell.
( n8 \! E5 p% Hd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( P6 y3 q; }8 @- Y  t

+ [1 j. h8 _$ N. a$ X" i* Q6 `3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; T% w9 U5 z) \9 B6 O2 D
- a HEART to love him,
# }) Z/ {( v" `2 P4 x9 c! X- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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. n( P: L- }* P1 [# a1 A5 g& U- a SPADE to bury him!) Y: k6 b$ N6 B* t

' e4 Y, s( j$ k% O4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ w9 s( s8 h  K+ vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' p* Z; e  w0 ]6 h* _; f5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ s* i- U2 J7 X' a0 {3 S# L" hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( Y/ u2 u( t  M5 r  I8 B
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?& }" L2 T  f; L9 Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ f, q) T2 l! q0 }# N$ Q# ]3 w' e  K! h7 l
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 x8 A8 t4 A8 I2 dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 a3 w' j9 D  q

; O) F& A8 i* u+ F: n) b+ d, j+ J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?. M4 F( z% C! J0 F& q( S/ P% T
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great