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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
" D2 @! \" C4 p' t/ \2 A99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 R0 d: p& B* k9 G8 N& H
) j6 o6 E/ L( T! |2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( H7 D9 o7 \# s& S
a.They give like hell.
# W; P# H0 q) r" p4 jb.They do not yell.7 ]: N q* W0 C4 M$ p
c.They do not tell.
* o' K- u2 T! ^9 t1 D0 N! L9 Bd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. r- _8 ?1 K, U" W7 j- f
1 `7 {- D! l2 e3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ s! @( r* }; a1 _# o
- a HEART to love him,! h$ r: D- x" y! W
- a DIAMOND to marry him,0 U6 w0 a2 _% |' `/ P8 L* m: t1 p2 m6 `
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 y2 E2 ]# @4 H' C2 M
- a SPADE to bury him!7 @8 N7 k0 o& \6 q/ C" Y4 G8 g) Y) f% x2 N
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* L. p6 S; W D3 e) k2 l c J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?5 C4 e/ f' r' f$ ?
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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. G7 ]+ }8 c) |: P6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. \. I3 M! g! e9 T
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 z/ `" @, P8 [! m- E/ Y: U- t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?. A" ~$ y# E/ x) }& x9 y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 ]3 i* S! H$ w# C- T2 X
( S+ Z g9 d0 I4 h2 Z; `8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
i* O/ W; W! C" |* WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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