[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ r9 ~' r% x0 z$ F+ j( ~' v
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 `! {  ~" l' C+ X, Z$ y9 _6 J( b

2 a8 \2 _- y2 o- ]2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
5 A- f* P8 ^' z1 i; _; F. q5 \' \' |( Fa.They give like hell. " U1 R8 x4 B9 s2 D- a
b.They do not yell.
# j7 L; j" {! k( T( a: f, Sc.They do not tell.
9 z# a+ Y- `2 Q- L+ ^9 {7 q8 wd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.1 o( c8 P  Y  X* P: g
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  f( d% E1 Y" V' r5 ^- a HEART to love him,  k- x: p/ t9 P! I8 ]4 t9 i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,. T( H: u( X; M8 _( g
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" j/ Y1 G( q9 W) B5 N- a SPADE to bury him!0 j  z+ h7 b% t* V: c9 v' H& ?
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 w, S1 D& [; g; [2 _
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later+ F6 Z2 R0 N, D: h) p: X' n9 B9 e+ Q+ q

# Q4 T, Q2 \' m: F) B, S5 x( C5) What is the strongest muscle?
: P6 \! E  B! I/ PThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ x8 ?0 ~! T. KThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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! G$ {( I9 y& f, D( e! D7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
' I7 l( |  K1 A  TWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' h. ?; `, _9 Z3 T2 J6 [& M, i9 N

. U, g  D" ?. m1 E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 m: z4 }$ L2 {' S7 g
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ a. t7 @2 Q6 X' T3 v
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great