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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job0 D6 p! h. y, c( f) N5 f
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 }3 f) J: u' ^: G5 p
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ n8 H: }/ [0 x* n+ L* oa.They give like hell.
^! M/ z J. N* [6 ub.They do not yell.
, |7 D. ^! C9 I2 D0 Lc.They do not tell.
# S& G" g! C' F5 @d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ g1 P2 D/ S# T w! U' S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ ?8 N) c! q, N
- a HEART to love him,+ A2 L+ H8 a/ b
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ {4 N; g1 I. }. ?2 A& ^) p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
/ E; ^; ^8 m% R) K1 I- a SPADE to bury him!
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2 o0 ]7 f. R% x. ?/ d4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. D' T Q% i" H7 Y% V6 G
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 I) ?- l# y1 u: z
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: E5 D) k$ T* L% T3 \ _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 i& w L* J; w4 f1 q$ t$ F
! \- X$ P. b5 ~8 {: U3 ]6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 l i1 ?/ S& p: @- z/ ^/ X+ A* C
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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x, b+ h. m; F3 ~1 u7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 r. B$ b& ]+ I6 }% ZWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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$ T4 J# E5 A; t- ]5 E8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, `; r. b4 X) b0 P0 sThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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