[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1 x  `* `* V0 i; E2 i% N3 S1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 P4 E: ]. I( b6 o
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence: F3 I6 s0 Z2 |# r' d
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
- O$ G) {1 K( ^" ya.They give like hell.
- e. I+ d/ n8 H; ^' }b.They do not yell.
1 o. b# O' L  O- Y0 m& qc.They do not tell.+ V3 }, o+ [+ w  l/ t* u  l
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 V0 B- g0 \" E$ g3 n/ [
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
+ ^" |- @$ @5 |+ O- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
. @  Z- }3 |/ B3 [' q- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) m/ G, M& R1 w/ U
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( j- f$ F' b( T: }9 j# d
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
. Y+ Y  ~/ E' I  e* [% j1 D& b- T# bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: P4 ?. G+ k2 \# N$ a: M! M! L& m6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 B8 q  a. N" ~. o9 ?! D6 u& RThe arse hole is always in front of you.! J1 C" a6 i( C0 K
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?: I4 `1 F; U. [& l
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. p# |/ D! v! r, t- W

& c* v5 a) ^" X: b9 F' [- W- W8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 e5 J% P+ U; V0 ?! @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~& _1 f  Z# K% x( k: R
keep it up~~) f" a( t# i4 ?) e
cheers

maksim2046

that is great