[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job/ C- Y9 X( u$ D! S3 N
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# [/ t6 Y! e" Z

$ c/ E& t" ~& K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ _7 |# ~! l  h4 Za.They give like hell. # J, i& \. j0 P; I, w4 M6 @
b.They do not yell.
& x0 H6 @+ z0 T0 ~) Zc.They do not tell.
. V/ z/ m# u/ f6 A0 n, G: [d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 g% P) n: L+ Y0 X% C

0 M( {2 C1 |$ k( J! h9 |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
- g  z3 {2 T/ W& S/ z8 B$ b  X- a HEART to love him,
- U3 d. S9 Q0 a" d- a DIAMOND to marry him,3 O& M3 z% B. E+ {2 s/ s
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
  h; T  U' m- Z$ b# o- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?: L$ z4 q2 g: h* K1 O1 ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 t4 F" G9 @$ s9 _, F4 L

$ M6 [! i7 f8 u- \% ?- w5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ Q7 ?6 f# w- Z2 v  X  U3 hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ G3 P( v* O% U7 G( N2 K
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ ^2 }! Z6 N4 h% K/ QThe arse hole is always in front of you.: a! W, b; N* L/ C

1 S& Q0 d# z1 Q4 i  H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 ~& d, w0 a+ uWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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" x# b# E& w( t4 D% U0 d0 w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 y, F! \8 }: MThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great