[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 W$ m% @2 j1 ]: ~* ~7 [99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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/ H3 M7 F5 o' J$ p. J/ }& X2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 k9 {' I9 R7 a- ]9 s
a.They give like hell. ( d9 s8 t/ D" _
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c.They do not tell.
$ T8 U- E8 g. Ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# O1 T0 g' z( I; @7 R
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
6 ?) s3 i& A& G  n, U8 g& S- a HEART to love him,0 b/ v6 l8 {% S2 {: z( ~  r+ L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
9 l$ e# ~6 P: a9 y- a CLUB to smash his head in, and6 Q! `( e5 [0 ?* Z
- a SPADE to bury him!: R5 G: m' X* D* n' p+ `& f
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
3 O* g' c. Z* h  V3 D  ~: sBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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3 b! w# F5 u0 K  _+ W. M5) What is the strongest muscle?6 e' f5 {' m! {  g/ V3 G. |# `4 b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: p* Y: X; i2 S) n. L4 ~1 |

4 X* s" h' Q" z3 M, F& Q: x6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?1 B1 Z  l$ y  a/ {& E
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
- f! h% d! W, D( l. f4 }When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 ^7 v6 V6 d- K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
  M- O0 c! D/ Q+ |& W( oThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~. \0 R  e! m$ k3 t: N
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great