[English]: Jokes..

小强

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& U2 Z+ G% j( S8 H: y) ?1 l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 R& I# ~8 n& Y/ y2 m
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence8 y9 E3 W' L5 Q6 x  K

7 [- {( o) a; a' F' q2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! V1 s3 [! @2 e4 I4 P) Ra.They give like hell. % h# @) d. q7 c: |
b.They do not yell./ h2 Y% R& \1 f. c; }) K( a& b7 ?& U5 @
c.They do not tell.
3 |) l2 R/ s/ W$ h- g9 F8 Md.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: i3 C3 ]7 x! z
- a HEART to love him,
% H0 N& C( R; y. R* T) c5 O3 c- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 r2 @3 G% t1 y3 P+ i- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 K& d7 R- c8 ~7 e! x
- a SPADE to bury him!' i1 @7 ^* B& ^6 Z& J
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 B4 }: V0 H7 s* rBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 P: r4 L. t% ?7 d2 l$ D

3 V3 n0 n' h0 Q% d2 _/ Z5) What is the strongest muscle?. y  Y! l& s1 N) A: f/ J5 K
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!8 l6 D# f; B) {- @- k+ w
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 ]2 S8 `7 n/ Z( A
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
7 T! L! n, \1 X. {" hWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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* Z% |% @# r" {. z$ t8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?7 M4 W$ m) {8 u  E* D& `
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  P: I' r8 `+ C0 }( T, }
keep it up~~7 S, @- E( I0 b" ]( L, q9 y
cheers

maksim2046

that is great