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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 h6 T$ f. s- N3 \) r3 P99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
7 _$ T) z/ `9 I7 Z. z' `3 ua.They give like hell. - z0 P2 I9 j, R/ `
b.They do not yell., f. J% r5 @8 x, d7 [5 p
c.They do not tell.& r" m4 c7 _0 k9 d1 a1 j5 l4 `
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell." V& `- P% X# F( s6 b, B0 ~
) X: W' p& @! ~5 {3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
4 b( B/ U- [" ~1 k, F- a HEART to love him,7 o& a% P4 H. Z! s
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% q( w! i$ X3 h5 q- V" t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 `$ _; o& `( } C- a SPADE to bury him!
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: m7 L3 j) r/ Z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ j% O; k3 k. GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: A7 a% b B) WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!) w( {$ [/ E/ [$ t$ }- r* ]
/ n+ ~6 s% p6 k! w. j6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ T5 x/ f/ S0 ^$ G0 j0 Z: [# yThe arse hole is always in front of you.) E7 m( R1 z- T# ?
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 n6 y" |3 |3 G8 j6 i; q5 K4 ^% t7 G
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!6 T; [: z2 B* L
8 E% F# [$ D# h" D) w8 {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
1 D* ]) |+ R- K. T: ~8 b$ tThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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