[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
0 `) c8 Y1 ]# x# ]7 C( K99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 ]! y  q  U% E% c& s4 d  g% w2 K2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! P) W! d0 E3 w4 m8 n# Ka.They give like hell. . n  P9 t+ V! J# V' D
b.They do not yell.
4 s- F/ K8 R: R" t; Q( f% p& Qc.They do not tell.2 X! T6 `& F3 B5 q+ w
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; E( s2 S4 s( }/ q

' E1 m) K' V) Y2 v3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 f- s6 z2 H( |) L1 }
- a HEART to love him,: H6 I4 d  C3 I/ h$ t. U
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
, K/ _& g: h# h. t: ?5 `- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. ^1 M  t+ z2 A2 w
- a SPADE to bury him!8 X) R7 V  O7 n5 E' Z* v
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
2 Y0 V% W0 B1 T. GBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
( F/ U, @% G  M4 L; z6 GThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 g* K% g1 z2 P$ w! M

6 v! i6 b8 D* b. ?+ S* n+ b! _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 P6 e: |" H; v" M1 oThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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) H/ n5 ?. B$ T; p7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 C. G/ y3 v2 u! K; B& OWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!4 m  ]6 ~5 p1 ^9 l- Y8 H* e
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! W' {7 F$ m; SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~! K5 S& b: }$ D8 y  q* i  Z
keep it up~~
' c9 k: Y1 U5 Vcheers

maksim2046

that is great