[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. k* A! E0 x# f9 L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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- f5 x) k1 O: N* g2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?! \* o" o( b; W/ K- `
a.They give like hell.
+ m! [: h# U+ c% Bb.They do not yell.0 U* S: A9 L+ M# C5 G
c.They do not tell.
8 i& A& S; W2 f* b4 s  \d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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( G8 X, S( u( Z1 G+ o% a* W) r3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' s8 t9 s7 I' _0 J- a HEART to love him,
: ]' J% k* x$ e- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 u$ Z1 S- p# d9 ~9 ]
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 G. u4 X7 |  Z# h
- a SPADE to bury him!) p" X4 ~; d) F& @  p$ N( t' l

4 [" |# N; K* v& `& T2 Z5 i4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?0 S0 S0 ~4 ^; R+ f% ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later1 |! L2 B# W1 n
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5) What is the strongest muscle?  ~4 d; u" f. K$ p; A; b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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" G" z7 ?( A& Z- R6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?5 m: \. x8 r# H
The arse hole is always in front of you.+ B2 n# ]' M. R6 R! G# t6 v! r

7 C7 h5 y. V9 F, O) q& m7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?5 c1 T4 Y" i2 M* Q# d
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ J. r* k, k; i8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
7 f5 {6 R; [6 a( A+ mThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~/ h; E% f8 ]; [& {3 Z
keep it up~~% Y; F$ }; u$ l% u: z
cheers

maksim2046

that is great