[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* [$ }, ^. x, o# L0 j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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) r: O: |7 `9 U- A5 ~/ s5 F! \2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
) W9 S8 z! ?8 u% {5 ya.They give like hell.   @4 P% ]; H9 U, d5 l
b.They do not yell.( U- }; \9 g0 A. o$ I8 P
c.They do not tell.
5 h( x7 C; e: K5 Z0 ]d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., `- Q1 ~+ z8 D% [# w' F
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  }% C' Y+ X% T* V. O
- a HEART to love him,
% }3 \$ \( X* N- X/ i- a DIAMOND to marry him,
& @( }! M4 C/ C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and. P! I& B  q8 a4 ~
- a SPADE to bury him!
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+ X( x$ k2 x$ R) g. N3 n7 E4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. N: _0 w: Q% j- F( M( K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) k6 [3 t* e% x( N# n! lThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!& y; p( n, q. h8 j

7 T6 [" I( r5 @% H* X* k% h6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
) P% O7 Z) b# Q; HThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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1 `  |1 C, c( n# L, I0 G7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?9 I) c! A3 l8 f: }
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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& u8 n! s% _$ D& d% C! k8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 i' H: o, F$ I6 UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
4 E5 Z8 m* O" O4 ekeep it up~~. _! r! m# z7 z/ W* K+ J, `
cheers

maksim2046

that is great