[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job% b3 N( b0 W- `+ ~) z8 I$ Y, w4 t
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence  V# A( r& b& Z. G; u

6 y* ~/ N: }$ f9 B; N3 a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?  j' ]8 ~$ L7 ?% R, |
a.They give like hell. . d4 E6 `" r, f
b.They do not yell.( S. O( A) c' v- r
c.They do not tell.
( |& E( V6 f. x8 M( k9 p& pd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.# I# t! m) V! t* T

0 \/ [  t8 e7 L3 b1 u3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! [5 Z- v0 c. l$ i% m" f
- a HEART to love him,, [- Q$ v  ~, V  F# L  n) H4 {
- a DIAMOND to marry him,( ^5 C0 J8 U1 F7 g/ m
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* x# R" D1 r5 p- Y& X
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ \( I4 g  @0 r6 M, F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later; {/ G5 {3 Y' p8 a3 C$ s/ K; i

4 d( _5 B9 [  O: R, @7 n7 K1 b7 I# o5) What is the strongest muscle?. z" }# X7 V5 a# s8 G! n
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
8 d3 U. |% [2 b' AThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 h* V; m8 X& G: ]8 n3 b& x$ E
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ Q; p2 t: T( q: A2 L' J; z" ^The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~  c4 ]1 h- R& ^1 d; J3 [6 u. M
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great