[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, J, D" n5 U. J  h
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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" k* {8 c9 e' Q0 r2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?$ H- g% \% u2 `7 w% C; E
a.They give like hell.
. \7 G  G5 Q6 V6 b0 mb.They do not yell.
* b7 z7 e2 f0 {& |: Q* z' J! [& Uc.They do not tell.
  [: O+ E; W$ F! Dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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% I* t$ D3 v) k0 v0 F& [- Z+ ~# X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  g- h" ]  N1 a2 ?4 H8 c
- a HEART to love him,( W+ Q, Z3 ]# a3 i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" C1 C: G. H6 P3 u7 T, A9 \- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& f* q* E* Y1 z# U7 d- a SPADE to bury him!
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% h' C2 V/ J% e* Y9 j4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
; s4 c& J, a5 \Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. `; d5 `9 X9 M5 h8 p  C" R

( ^  d7 ~. Q/ N1 H+ I" ~* i5) What is the strongest muscle?3 L" _1 D3 x" [' G# H  |2 c! j6 s4 c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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3 X7 _3 h  }$ f6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
& i: L2 x& M0 N& i4 b4 W- E" l1 ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.: b2 g: O1 y2 Q+ V/ L
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( ?% y3 [- J4 `- i0 M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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6 N2 h* P$ h4 b1 s7 B0 S  n2 K8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
# u6 I; p8 R3 |6 SThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
/ k( w, R) \2 d, V+ C+ C+ J- Vkeep it up~~) Q5 J. |0 \$ G; x/ T
cheers

maksim2046

that is great