[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job  b0 ^9 g8 _& K5 _/ G; F
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' R! {! C0 ~# y5 G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
& [/ B, [& B( f' D3 Sa.They give like hell.
& I) C, e& a. o# y# Y. Nb.They do not yell.6 V3 H1 |; ?  n8 c) v
c.They do not tell.
# j3 C' j2 K# C3 Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( W% }9 c. o( J% p; N$ b1 u; X( V

. U5 Y4 [* V1 B' ]" |3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:7 C) T6 V  B$ H" a
- a HEART to love him,' M9 O+ ~/ o% |- b3 }# c; X( }8 A
- a DIAMOND to marry him,) M% r1 F- w2 d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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* [* {" t) j: s4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?" K  w/ F/ x. X6 J9 l, J
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 z* X+ W# W  o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?% P1 ~5 O4 c. y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 C& A) h) r  r; u* _  }The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 ^8 O; Z# j3 @. UWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 n. }$ |4 c# b- B% q
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?, j  S. b  V" R  d7 e$ b9 m  o
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~3 [6 y, R- a, b5 U$ W8 M
keep it up~~
0 N3 t. `* h8 [cheers

maksim2046

that is great