[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 f2 z0 @! ?6 n' W3 h& q1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
) G9 l3 e& }. a7 C) u  ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?5 B8 f8 V1 S' D+ b" C
a.They give like hell.
# _8 P  M1 o, s* ]# ?& v* yb.They do not yell.8 t7 L* c+ @: _
c.They do not tell., T# o. b4 X  y: Y3 g
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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# A0 f) b' z* T. `  K3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:  Q+ \( d8 ?) O
- a HEART to love him," ?# m; \9 r- ]* h
- a DIAMOND to marry him," E# n0 Z7 f& b
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
9 b8 o( G( f: h1 |$ G  K- a SPADE to bury him!
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/ W  l$ l- ~% n( B/ J) U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# {) g* ~! ?. w1 N, O6 L* F
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- M- h  O3 c6 F, @, p1 f! ?9 L& O4 Y
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 v" Q' ~5 E. hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' _' N4 D$ E- L2 a, ?

2 C* {1 y, t! o! w  ?2 G) K0 u6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 }' P' c7 l. ?3 k5 l  {! w
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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: ^9 R+ U$ K  Q) J' Q7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- \+ @5 y2 Z! d7 u3 H; |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!- W8 g1 [7 S( N1 e- H
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, M& E' t  c/ K/ @5 p3 \2 _The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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cheers

maksim2046

that is great