[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job, ^! f+ Y4 y! J9 L
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence) S0 z2 T. A# j5 F$ O- |  j

, M" ^/ z: G: a* w3 x1 R1 w. l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?2 K* w1 k% V  \2 E
a.They give like hell.
3 N* r6 Y5 V0 ?  wb.They do not yell.( {3 c4 a! M8 b. r+ @5 R: c
c.They do not tell.0 n, H8 W) i$ F3 `+ Y2 c
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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4 p; m) x% G; v, H( Z! k& Z- j9 f$ }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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3 T3 V$ {  ^4 `+ s6 K0 X- a DIAMOND to marry him," n& B/ n( b' P: F2 s, P5 U# l
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' ^9 E/ B# l9 O& z2 X; Q, o3 t# e- a SPADE to bury him!! |0 u" d2 V6 Q9 O5 w3 k3 s# d& n
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?* r" D$ z7 {% j$ N' y: ]( K
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! w$ f) N$ j  ]; T; Y2 F) M! I
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 K& _+ O1 K5 ~2 j1 [
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!+ T8 G) X) ?1 W6 c  Z7 c
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; W7 r7 m1 c$ zThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
) j% y/ k) p) X. ]; y3 B3 u' \When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 F: W& M# R& }

5 p4 k; F' |7 g# A8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
$ g/ B- e2 d6 x5 UThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great