[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 ~9 G1 D# R& U- k6 {8 l/ {3 \9 T% M8 k99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence1 Q7 L- V  r$ o6 U) U8 u- f/ v

$ B1 K4 Y% M# [- r( n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
9 k5 c3 K9 J9 I& q& N: q0 S& e8 Pa.They give like hell. $ K" X5 ^! W1 P, V: j
b.They do not yell.
* c0 C' h  y& |) ^5 n0 H9 sc.They do not tell.. x# p7 n. V: E1 u0 M
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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$ B. V' v7 W# |5 {- a DIAMOND to marry him,; m9 e. D0 J& Q9 H% L5 m
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" N' {, C  F; @8 _+ {- a SPADE to bury him!
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! t* C. [+ [; w7 k/ E5 B/ G4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?& F) W; ~( J$ v8 n
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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, z) l+ S0 |, s- g5 N' @5) What is the strongest muscle?
; L3 t: p. p' x# ^The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
7 D) d' F* R+ \( z. I( G1 ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.1 L3 i8 z" C; F

  B+ }" h/ H8 a7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 b' @/ R1 i( X) v) W* j% E8 O
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
5 S: }+ u7 Q' w' Z- |, c6 A( EThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
3 X" \. _! Y0 tkeep it up~~
* z7 j3 O# a1 N9 r; E) |/ x" |cheers

maksim2046

that is great