[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 m; N) X$ L7 A$ M- G99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 Q# _( l) V9 i! y8 {' h) ]

$ V) Q/ l5 r% K. T0 l2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?, r% w# T# C2 N( J- _# V, g
a.They give like hell. $ a6 K: k. Z8 l6 j6 W6 S& w
b.They do not yell.
; c9 \' n7 P6 o0 W) Y& kc.They do not tell.
9 F& y% L" l0 |" O% I+ Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. q7 b3 [% L. L2 ^

7 \: J" C' _' T( k# V3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
) L, D9 [$ P; b3 ^- a HEART to love him,
$ r7 Z* C" w1 z1 G& ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,! ?$ O8 Q8 U. [# _
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 E- \! a/ \7 O/ t' U- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
7 K1 j3 N, k5 F$ _Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?8 k5 r& k3 Y/ ^$ B" z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( d2 S1 V: @( J) X- E0 U6 H6 B
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?8 o' N+ E- M$ t8 l& S, c3 Q! C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ q( E5 O; \1 M3 A- O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
+ m9 T( `: v# j6 C' Y1 @1 lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~5 G5 ^6 A- ]0 t& y' Z
keep it up~~
0 G" n; h# r. l1 xcheers

maksim2046

that is great