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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- ~! _$ C6 h& P( h, D# m+ l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 s" l2 x$ I( S) i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: {& W! h$ u. n1 X' o& n1 c
a.They give like hell.
Z& y8 @% T5 i( p- f% Pb.They do not yell.( J+ U" u. {$ T [; X+ T g
c.They do not tell.
( [. ]+ N+ E" b U7 X3 T, _d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.9 j* z$ w2 z/ l' Z% b v9 H( q2 v, F
, j8 i7 ]1 A5 e* z8 X/ u1 X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
, ]! y i( r' V# ]- a HEART to love him,6 ]3 v& l8 G6 e- b0 ^9 o: s: H
- a DIAMOND to marry him,1 P. e& t, b+ T: v {" o1 K/ t V
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and' p7 n# N' [* r; U9 v2 q: c
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
+ n# q* e+ `. RBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
/ J1 C [; f: c3 J' _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: [! F- N/ K, y$ \8 ^* R: {
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 N( S6 |; B2 q( R: l C- NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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2 T9 w* p3 D5 Z U5 ^8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
) a4 X W) O" xThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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