[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job! U. i3 V8 `/ _0 S4 s
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?3 j  _; N8 s- J7 q9 B3 _) E/ \2 S
a.They give like hell. ) j2 E8 u% r9 K. d
b.They do not yell.: e$ p2 z3 |" s/ B2 c
c.They do not tell.! W  A) f7 L, Q: _/ p% V5 P
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., |" n+ x! e% _6 u! u  b

- E: L- w1 W6 g. Y6 `. ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
  _' I- z& o& B- a HEART to love him,# R& _" d9 V8 O, M' s4 X1 i
- a DIAMOND to marry him,5 M+ {' f7 b9 d1 t2 s) ~6 T  H
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& t) m" F! n6 @7 h- a SPADE to bury him!9 z6 P5 e! `1 v' e$ k( g0 |; d4 J
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
" k+ G7 k9 U* d- z: QBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later" r. O, m( u4 f- x& K4 d1 y

& x  s9 x# X  Y) d; Z6 ^. n3 a; d5 W5) What is the strongest muscle?* ~4 `" H( q3 C; J+ F
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!( U, \6 `% N! w+ i' V4 a+ u
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( y5 @8 S1 ~+ {% S& U% k/ I! [
The arse hole is always in front of you./ D) P4 K: M$ @7 ]3 U0 z& y. k; [
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
0 e# D1 W+ V3 |" kWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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' g. L' b' l/ V; U$ w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?5 b0 n7 I* z6 ]/ E* g. d7 ^3 X; s; Q( p
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great