[English]: Jokes..

小强

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$ E% V1 g' e9 l3 Z9 r3 ~1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ D3 z. |+ V3 Z/ R. i$ S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
3 N6 x7 n0 h1 u; wa.They give like hell. 0 F( ?9 u: q& R  C' G- u6 ~
b.They do not yell.
, T3 w5 @4 Q+ Y$ P3 h" `c.They do not tell.
% u7 u5 i0 u" R& r% m: s; td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& d; G0 o6 y3 `, Y7 i+ `  j6 k& e
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
" u6 U% }% Y7 b8 ?- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
3 {4 h( p) o  g6 M. G4 s- a SPADE to bury him!5 a+ f4 M) h+ Z5 o3 m# L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?. P$ B  K% x+ K2 G! ~6 i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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' W, v2 i. {0 L. t' e$ Q5) What is the strongest muscle?
6 `  K6 A/ {" y5 f9 Q+ CThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- I6 E7 T- p0 i3 E7 f
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?- Q7 O$ h" u4 L) p  w0 Q; |
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!1 J' N/ T7 \/ {8 ?" e; G$ S8 y$ B# C* d

: B+ I( [( I$ O) P0 Z5 y8 x( Y' b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 X" P: P0 w8 B" c9 Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~" J; ~6 b+ W; |$ o6 B3 O& x: B
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great