[English]: Jokes..

小强

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; K# E" E" w: j$ t+ m  l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( g/ b7 F6 n5 H0 v4 P$ z7 P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% I! [2 R7 @& \1 {2 t9 O

& y9 ^+ Y7 L, T$ p/ a2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! h& L# X$ X: G  M1 {( U' i7 |6 Ba.They give like hell. 2 s/ f/ T! c- w, f& B
b.They do not yell.
. }7 p; R9 a2 h, Jc.They do not tell.
8 K4 c; i* J6 Q! m8 y3 Xd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; X. ?& Q& ]: g" ]

4 P* H- ^: n/ x" P2 M0 H! I3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
7 H* U: j& C; H4 l9 k- a HEART to love him,
. z4 q+ S2 }. N, Y( k( ~- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* d5 h& W, r1 b* b) a# ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
, w/ N( A* q& ^3 B. p- a SPADE to bury him!! O9 T0 q0 n$ f4 X, J/ o9 u, G) g
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( V% ^# i: {5 o; O, j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?9 E6 u/ |6 V* J9 T. L! W' f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ U( Q# F, ^: F" I0 g& z7 r  S
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
$ `: _5 w+ ~0 U' ^3 [6 w  P- |: MThe arse hole is always in front of you.) \0 s5 @; J8 s- _4 S- I
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% n( X1 s* v8 o8 u/ i$ x) A/ [3 b
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 [# I  ^6 x6 X% W# C( Q( ^! t

  f) d3 L. _. _$ _- d8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- \; v2 R/ W) q, A; d7 C
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
8 f( [7 ^; i) @keep it up~~8 Z+ ~1 A. R/ e6 o
cheers

maksim2046

that is great