[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
  Y8 D" L5 Q' f+ r. i& ~99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence( R' `3 E# r, E- f
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
+ z  Y8 Z5 D$ ~( D$ _6 x3 i0 Ya.They give like hell. , y! p& N! D1 E9 \" I. q
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.$ |0 G5 `: n0 m. I# D% _- F

5 ?/ _3 X: T: B& T2 T8 T+ ?+ l: @3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:0 g; V, ^  N0 X
- a HEART to love him,& w7 a+ u7 n: t7 V2 A2 ^
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
7 T1 T2 h6 \- s% h1 F% ^; W+ g+ |- a CLUB to smash his head in, and& F: r0 u$ h# m! k  V+ v
- a SPADE to bury him!2 {. }+ w) H  t6 B
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?# G  b: f/ y5 U  ]9 _. \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 K! W9 G- e/ g
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
# v" q; q0 e& ?" }/ ^The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. E) o/ v; Z; \/ O  }$ u' V# I
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 M, Y- r& E' v! f! ^The arse hole is always in front of you.: U' `3 n5 T+ ~4 @$ @
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?" {+ t& V, ]( q8 I% {% g
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!2 K: ?+ y6 @) N5 r! B( e

6 J3 P' @- D# t. r9 [# ?4 ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?8 v$ }2 x$ L, s  G+ X. V
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ m0 L9 Z- H6 a8 Lkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great