[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
9 W, H9 K  h; _( T& K( @% ?" `, z99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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1 l' `$ a6 @+ Q) D+ ^: a% e% f! G2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 c" I" v/ y1 h$ H1 e2 V2 v
a.They give like hell.
4 C, _  p) r8 y$ ?8 Q7 Lb.They do not yell.
( B7 I- ~9 h2 Y' ic.They do not tell.. k% M: x+ P, u5 Z4 J9 T- {. S9 Q
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.5 F% L3 e0 D1 j( z6 R

2 C( O2 E% E( x! i7 b4 ], R3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
' A1 R9 O# Y9 t, G( G( _$ }+ m- a HEART to love him,
) G/ E& l# A7 n7 W- a DIAMOND to marry him,* m  D  M* F; ?6 j2 k% e. D
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
) v, t2 e' E2 C& I# N: u- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) h% [, y% {& n6 u' {  |Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) I. y8 C. d: w$ c" y. C

! G3 ?1 l# h+ I5) What is the strongest muscle?( x6 I  M7 `' A5 }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' ]4 c$ o& ^: g; LThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 m  m  E# j; }1 v9 A
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
% i# O: H! }7 n9 K, [The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~1 n) }1 O- {0 n# I) ~; D
keep it up~~/ f" R5 n( N" E  ?% \. C! a
cheers

maksim2046

that is great