[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job+ S5 }# Z5 z7 _" Q$ t. T2 K
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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8 J) A: F& |3 V% w% ~6 x2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 \2 R$ H# J) p/ d5 C; w$ q
a.They give like hell.
- D/ j2 r! h6 c' {% ]+ O' X9 j. \( Eb.They do not yell.
; W- g1 \5 ^+ f4 q4 pc.They do not tell.
  V6 I  |% J. e# h6 ed.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.2 [+ l5 ~6 m3 O# G6 M
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:; E. c8 S  D. L6 R$ i1 A
- a HEART to love him,& N9 Z. _3 y  W' j/ [
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
* L5 x8 C2 L( E9 r- a CLUB to smash his head in, and+ Y# I& |7 g3 ~2 O+ l0 l' e' ], F
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?  d" m; j6 ]  t" U9 J. }
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 K) Q. V2 a% o6 u5) What is the strongest muscle?+ x+ K4 Q) Q, Y5 }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!' u7 K7 R. M' j9 `: x6 d) P
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
+ W1 a7 o+ z- M" I: f3 }7 R, hThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
! q' Z2 i5 a' K2 }* dWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
2 r. x5 @7 L! ~) ~The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~+ q- W5 Q& l* F0 A* p6 G) T% }
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great