[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job$ y3 Q+ N$ ^% P6 l
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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4 `/ O( m& Q7 b* C; r2 U' J6 T2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?) d- N0 ^" [, o% ]; x
a.They give like hell. 5 s; l2 o* X! c  Q
b.They do not yell.
6 @2 k" i# m' @% B9 f- Lc.They do not tell.6 |! \5 V$ n1 C6 a9 u
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 a/ v6 x* c: g& j; V9 I8 K
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
/ l( \4 {& l4 s2 G4 N- a HEART to love him,3 Q+ I& R- M1 ~3 }
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
4 d( j, G! B0 C+ F) X/ ~- a CLUB to smash his head in, and) D/ ~, s& H" b2 ?0 s
- a SPADE to bury him!+ P7 h1 i1 H6 `9 ~/ o4 [

7 b* I; i3 A8 {6 ^1 _4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 t5 w3 o- Q0 _5 S7 C; a+ KBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  h9 i) Q8 n8 }. U" Z

+ ~( M+ V+ U4 ?) c6 D# @8 Y2 u5) What is the strongest muscle?
3 F5 ]+ k8 @# l) I4 f9 H1 V  H$ h  bThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 v- Y8 r( k# J$ ~! N$ |
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?( c! F# b* f$ H; E' R
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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2 I) J1 K/ E7 K' N. p* f7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?+ W$ T' u. [& _; @6 V2 c7 {' D+ C# N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" _- g8 D  t7 {& jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
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maksim2046

that is great