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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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( f* g( c3 H9 }" ?1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job8 H. \2 s3 h7 A; n* }
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
" h8 r' v) w4 q: Q" w" Za.They give like hell. 2 d6 m2 ^4 s7 A' R0 ]1 ]. }+ |
b.They do not yell.
4 y2 g* `7 B' \c.They do not tell.
}7 f% ]; v& q9 d' Cd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
8 j* e4 z) E% t7 Y/ b3 C- a HEART to love him,
4 [8 b$ o0 M0 r6 ]+ `- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: s" _8 C" \$ I- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* N( U+ c, ?! v i
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?9 U H: q7 G# N5 G% ~$ @% y( j
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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( B3 H1 m4 F- q9 Y2 @0 e5) What is the strongest muscle?* F9 K8 _: i0 Y: `% Y! l
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- P, y C' D. \4 @2 Z( v
) C# O Q9 c+ ~6 y' i6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) I8 b) N& A! `- F) O+ Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" j* ^, R, A; M( X- s) ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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; o/ h: L9 x0 \2 ~ y* E" B' {8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 i+ h$ Z9 w4 h' l8 y& d
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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