[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job. [: d9 J* X9 }  [( t" k! k# X- x
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence0 L- v; n- _( R: _2 D" g
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
! b/ H& M! n$ ^4 H, o7 P+ t5 xa.They give like hell.
1 A, y' r! s" _8 db.They do not yell.& J* T/ J4 {; w0 G( Z
c.They do not tell.
5 L! |, s8 j( z! T& ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% r, Y0 }1 i, X+ r

9 t0 B! |: W5 S" f: |8 }3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
$ G0 J- h9 o" K- a HEART to love him,
- {& l. s0 l& ^- a DIAMOND to marry him,
  ]( M8 M# w; K: W$ a( k* Y3 h- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
- @( y& j: \- `" O$ D4 B- a SPADE to bury him!4 W: `" F$ T0 P

4 I& l7 T6 C- i& \' \% @4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! D1 P1 H( ^- p1 N2 ]7 V
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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) `5 r) a+ g: t) S: N. L6 N5) What is the strongest muscle?
4 |& L$ P$ o: S# @; _The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?" \$ X& Q) T$ D. M) n0 a  P( a
The arse hole is always in front of you.' x2 x5 x" w- e; K9 S
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
2 Y- t/ ]8 s/ _+ L4 N( GWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: a4 z- |9 Z) L- q" D
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
: D  T: G, \  E5 X: J* lThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
% Y% ^, s/ ]7 N: n& nkeep it up~~
' U+ R" B" o0 D0 ucheers

maksim2046

that is great