[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job2 h5 @& R& `# N* _$ f; E2 B2 e8 B7 f" |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence7 n5 z0 M, f$ [( p

8 Q4 [0 G) ?% U. u& j2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 M, S3 [; R: g4 v7 t1 D
a.They give like hell.
8 A, H, ^! n- S; [. e$ Jb.They do not yell.
+ H0 }9 t+ I, d; Y* fc.They do not tell.
4 _1 S3 P  E) rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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2 O- H  }- F& L- e' Q3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:/ a1 V, E' w+ k7 Y
- a HEART to love him,; o4 n, O' [0 o- f" p+ L
- a DIAMOND to marry him,- s* Q; @: d" W6 e: R7 c3 q2 t
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
0 ^8 t# H) W" `1 o- a SPADE to bury him!
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: A% ~& t" U4 Y: A; P: P/ _+ D4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% Q2 A$ ?7 D4 d7 {4 ^Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later  o* V8 y' m/ L. b
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 x# \! W! N, p! G* B7 X8 c
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- `/ a8 f$ I6 c7 d, L# o
The arse hole is always in front of you.! |: D3 E, k8 U
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
. u# y& f5 U3 P. K9 e& B/ |2 J  `When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!5 h; @( x' V6 y6 k

8 q2 W6 T" P, V# S' Y8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ N, ~* ^) M6 i
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
+ f! w) j1 `4 L- H2 Skeep it up~~8 ]5 g6 T6 C* R& T0 k
cheers

maksim2046

that is great