[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 [2 {; f, g+ N; z0 a- p# G* j' R: d1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
% h' ?% g+ Z* o- {1 _/ c' j99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence2 D2 ]1 L4 E5 v. q' L

, ]# c/ ?6 d9 U$ T5 A; w1 }2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 j7 P% T$ ?2 M# La.They give like hell. , Y! z- P& K* @/ s# f! O; \
b.They do not yell.6 r- W# |7 X1 n: n- `
c.They do not tell.
1 ?7 w+ {: U+ gd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' E- V! Z& p/ g! Z5 G! f8 h
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% _* J" ]; X# O6 H* K/ y- a HEART to love him,
- t7 R' N8 ]; ~% _  W$ T- a DIAMOND to marry him,
1 k; ^5 y2 d6 i  O7 b8 j# C- a CLUB to smash his head in, and3 S+ D$ E) ?9 x/ {7 `( U
- a SPADE to bury him!+ a4 D8 j" O+ t6 q

  S, v* @% o) q; Z& l/ B* I4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?2 q+ Z" ?8 Y# B) g
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later9 w+ `- X, M" ]
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5) What is the strongest muscle?4 [5 i" n+ U# m  E
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ H# H" B) p# k( m' Y6 _6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?! j5 p* y' Q6 x8 Z; j4 P
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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% G) @1 A  p- L* ]5 t7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?  p, q. {( ]5 M/ M
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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  |* A2 d# s$ ^5 B- J8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
! d' j' a& L, x' }1 O% r  D& L8 aThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ X+ Z6 ^5 V) j8 O8 S" d6 q* `% R- H* w
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great