[English]: Jokes..

小强

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% }9 |: [* q6 g2 w* F$ K1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job9 ?- U! h- w& v( T3 H6 ?) h1 @
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?+ q) H) l6 U5 n- t
a.They give like hell.
9 a$ T; q% b+ T% i* Vb.They do not yell.. t0 I% C4 r3 \9 P
c.They do not tell.' l! d% t2 G% S  ]' K
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.8 Y0 e2 ]  m) K. o# o) L7 S: k! H( ~
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,6 L. k" s- n. [2 f* t4 @
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' e; f. j3 E3 x6 N% l& e- a SPADE to bury him!* l7 f, ^: {8 Z! k  n# r, t  t

* b! {6 d' M9 E7 q# U# I" o4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
) u* W2 Z7 t+ c4 t, WBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: ?: R1 ?$ Z; G

1 o- ^, d0 S- E" P! c7 p5) What is the strongest muscle?# V$ N6 U5 R4 `) h. h( G" b
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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5 a# j  }( K; G3 {/ P) R, S6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
3 H0 T7 U$ d" h: }' a+ WThe arse hole is always in front of you.' `  p* `! M8 A
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?4 x" l+ x3 n1 a  N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!0 B! p+ _5 n. n0 G
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?  Y1 v& h  d& `$ j
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
; V# Y8 Z! R& B8 u+ h* w7 tkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great