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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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" [4 g2 i3 x) n! ] `& k# }1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
4 `2 Z9 a; S5 d# s; R' k5 e99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence- _9 F3 S6 U c& \6 H
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?1 [3 p0 p7 |, F ~1 c* v
a.They give like hell. ) ^# Z, }+ c" C9 J8 ]
b.They do not yell.
2 @5 A3 \. N7 M7 x1 D7 Jc.They do not tell.3 u4 J# b5 I4 e' I( }0 B
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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# v9 E6 `/ m' A9 l+ O+ r- a DIAMOND to marry him,7 s8 W5 f( Z1 }% ^! I
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
6 N h4 n& c$ A- a SPADE to bury him!
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3 w* J. l' Z# y w# x7 b4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
. T* S6 [/ E4 ^7 D% rBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ i' e. f& e8 g9 D& v5 C
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
+ Z) c% v; B7 @9 G$ h! T" p! jThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?- G5 c* z# b9 X# w. w0 C) h; _+ }
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?' }5 y$ ^# `3 W1 c" Z# M" n) D
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! R: o" S9 z! L9 M/ k( X: ]8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?1 L- i- c7 d! w8 u
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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