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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job1 m" _4 @6 W. h* X* `
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?0 q6 b9 b5 w0 N) A" B
a.They give like hell. 5 D, E3 q4 v' J- Y' q; F
b.They do not yell.
4 p8 V6 v& r# G9 F% b* i; Pc.They do not tell.# b+ Y3 A* f2 e
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' e" M8 c; f; N: J( Z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: r" H) i# i0 P7 S* _( \
- a HEART to love him,. |: U( W0 p0 q+ ~
- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ I; s9 Z; u: Z6 w0 G
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and, a, x2 M8 ?, D3 E9 q1 t4 Z4 K* k$ m
- a SPADE to bury him! e5 K; ^/ l( V+ Z' B3 \' G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( X+ g& Z2 p9 ]5 I4 r. n* ]
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later. @; P, h. M f3 K& R) Q `2 \
1 N2 P9 K& e }$ `6 [5 X s# s5) What is the strongest muscle?$ a( o L4 O; P! c+ x" }
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!7 `0 a* c& A8 C k- z. x% s3 x
7 o6 L: V2 E' k) o+ k6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 H: I |2 I$ |5 a _* l/ h6 ]" c
The arse hole is always in front of you.8 o8 |$ [3 P9 K
% A" r' Z( i* D' h# b7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( H: k4 \4 i- }& A, A% QWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!: [6 U3 C, ~- F5 [( B4 o
/ [- K0 }0 @( Z& {* b# Q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
" ]* f7 U7 G) [9 `; G% t6 Q gThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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