[English]: Jokes..

小强

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9 x) _3 X$ _* L& M/ E- \& D" Z+ l1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
/ g: G& E* A; ]99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  O. G. e: c$ oa.They give like hell.
* N$ P0 B! N: e6 U* z5 Q; Qb.They do not yell.- h9 y0 u$ e$ u4 a3 B' x
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
! X1 ?% P" i% ~$ S9 D3 |- `- a HEART to love him,
) S+ _+ ]# p. A+ G; o- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: i3 R; Q" q. b- a CLUB to smash his head in, and- L# G& h: [1 W
- a SPADE to bury him!
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0 `* X& ]* k, T: z4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 s' |( _+ j1 u! ^2 K( E! xBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later8 M7 t( P2 K; g- ~  n
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5) What is the strongest muscle?' V! p6 G. Z3 d! S( {2 @0 y
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! x0 g; c( A4 u/ h& k
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?; g; D, M9 N0 _& F. B# f
The arse hole is always in front of you.2 y( a* i& L5 l  P

/ u$ I( y3 h5 H8 I4 U7 s( W  e7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 ^: e5 X. T( g: ~$ Y( B$ p
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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) c5 f7 P: C1 u2 N6 P- s3 S- j, O8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
; R0 w4 Q$ Y$ H4 X3 K. C6 ~) NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
* F# \* F" U; m# J; H+ _, _$ U0 Tkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great