[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. V( {% m4 U; Q6 ~* V7 \99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
; @! Y+ b! W0 g" t3 u8 x$ wa.They give like hell.
2 x; j7 Q! ?; f9 {b.They do not yell.
5 D& D6 v4 A' a! Ic.They do not tell.
) E( P! |' C0 td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! r, d) C; y/ P1 i# M3 V

# _* R/ t0 G: B# _# J3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:) C( N8 {7 }9 C
- a HEART to love him,
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- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
8 N% v7 C3 \+ o, |! D/ \- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) ?& M; @5 b7 j/ F) m4 t' \
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
) S9 w; i! o4 n$ e0 r0 gThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!$ W7 I2 |+ r6 L  m# g3 Y9 w8 ?
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
; }' I: N& m7 XThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?6 L# o9 o# W$ r% a
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!. ~! ?' V8 Q3 m* I( r+ u

1 S/ G5 h" H( X+ _$ \8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 h  x+ W# h1 m7 U: B3 j* h6 XThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 q; Q5 H( g4 T0 I+ I" Y* B* y( ?6 ^
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great