[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) f8 X. B  @' P4 A! w
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence' R: f: b- L8 P" t" S% p& D# [
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
8 h4 O; {+ O" o0 }$ X1 Fa.They give like hell. , U' J9 H8 C/ y; u0 u+ W
b.They do not yell.+ F1 P. H2 L7 D4 U; j" R
c.They do not tell.
/ k/ Z+ q: a/ Fd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.' t1 ?% x* S$ o$ m  b" p( ^) a4 ]

0 J. U4 x+ t) G6 m; {9 H" _7 f3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
& B( A' a, U, N. P- a HEART to love him,
5 S6 @4 ]2 W/ `1 K% I- a DIAMOND to marry him,) U8 {# p3 u; ^* f8 y* Q
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and( z. G% @0 s7 n  t
- a SPADE to bury him!
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" \# A/ H4 v+ h8 U4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?! I" D; e) D" r! a7 q
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later2 J3 G9 C) V1 I; k
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
9 r# r& ?) @, B. x2 L- IThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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  q. q. J" w% ^0 T3 q% L0 n6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
/ w/ n. L; Q( f2 R9 ^The arse hole is always in front of you.  u1 K0 \& q. `- l" E% e- ?: `' W
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
" |) D( l8 c& yWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* x. t( r/ \9 `0 q4 r: y
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?# r. x, Z  Y! t6 h+ Z
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
2 \* R4 J% M* j# akeep it up~~8 S7 p6 M( Q2 F  W9 }" o. A
cheers

maksim2046

that is great