[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job) J5 ]) x' ]( Q* i
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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$ @7 x3 w5 H- `8 J6 [3 Z- M2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- q- k! F0 v1 f, V
a.They give like hell. " ]! i0 |2 }8 O: V
b.They do not yell.3 k" }2 X9 \+ F7 V
c.They do not tell.: ^4 U2 |! P8 p
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% \! f( F/ `) B
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:2 \+ m9 p4 ], f5 M- Z, Y( l8 v
- a HEART to love him,' U& O$ K# g  P$ ?9 w" l
- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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% Q# Q- m2 X! I4 U- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?) K) _+ g5 l2 h& S: `# I& i' ~
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5) What is the strongest muscle?! \; {$ E# q# x9 n. b' w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!3 v+ x; E2 W4 N$ K" }& B1 ^

4 _* w; d! S8 d- _% @6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?, E$ `; B  `: ?. _: Y
The arse hole is always in front of you.& j6 I# D, j! \% K9 \
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
# k# L/ @& V' S/ x, s! KWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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! f2 Z/ b) R1 ~8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
6 F1 s' z/ n* {/ N8 ~2 b) o; B' jThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~' u6 l) ]# f. I6 X. g
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great