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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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) N7 w$ f# b0 ^: D2 z; n1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
! Z& O5 v0 t Y6 M2 v% g. ?99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence# ?" \8 k6 q- F" G* ^( ?$ B
- ?4 p+ b0 O( W. v q' N+ i2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?. C6 C3 }" ~! z% l$ T2 j
a.They give like hell. . J. J9 n8 N- U3 E# X9 y. J
b.They do not yell.; F5 W2 E& e8 C$ f J0 B0 X {/ A
c.They do not tell.' z, K" _# q0 G$ X
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:1 @2 c, S9 T+ w! i6 L3 I* ]" y
- a HEART to love him,
% |9 ^, U# B4 u2 U- a DIAMOND to marry him,4 s4 p3 a9 u1 U3 z
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
& n8 D; Y, F: H4 q% ?# s) a( _- a SPADE to bury him!5 U% Y0 |4 B* R6 z
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
% R+ ~! k* j6 @& A+ Y4 Q5 Z1 w6 }" EBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) x5 t; e& t* K. p
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5) What is the strongest muscle?0 n# [. i1 z( R1 t
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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8 ~) Q0 l/ r; v \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
4 s/ k4 k# s, M. B( mThe arse hole is always in front of you.9 Z: C8 A" a& t+ P
- k) T3 Y; Q8 e5 o( B+ P+ o: B7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 q. D5 w* \6 W0 g& z9 Q) iWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!& A3 h" T7 I. K I+ _* `; C$ E6 F5 A
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?- p/ m# p! M/ ?! }$ v, [5 U% ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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