[English]: Jokes..

小强

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+ g. u6 Z7 R8 M1 f; T1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
+ B3 x8 N+ i3 g: j+ A& s. R  p99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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+ q5 n3 l/ f% ?. E2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?/ M6 ^8 ^, J( r' J  i5 Y# ~2 p
a.They give like hell. + I6 `  C1 L/ M4 R
b.They do not yell.! Z( B3 a% a% w& t6 `8 F
c.They do not tell.. Z8 D8 {1 o$ k  ]& @
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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+ l# a7 q- F4 [: y/ x1 O+ s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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) h3 J$ O( O+ w" f# V' D" G3 \4 O- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 _+ `2 c) t0 E0 d
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 K. b! s8 n  }6 h% k0 G9 r
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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8 |( N2 }8 ?0 o( c- C/ o; \+ m; |5) What is the strongest muscle?  u3 _$ g2 a3 |; `8 j! z  z
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!; @/ X2 D4 b. o5 f5 y; y

$ f) Q# |* i5 v. U6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' t9 t; [- b" U' C: ZThe arse hole is always in front of you.) b/ r) Z8 P& |9 u0 p4 w3 u# {
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( T, x2 }6 Q4 q  `/ I5 T0 K( ?
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% @: b  B* c5 K% A6 i! @( ~
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# B% `9 _' ^; o; O0 ~
keep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great