[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job5 W0 B; W- d5 X
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
* ?9 w( E% S. n) P. {0 Ea.They give like hell.
+ W3 D7 E6 b' D+ C1 \b.They do not yell.
+ X% h7 C% H, D$ [2 t0 W" Bc.They do not tell.
; J$ l8 `0 l+ ~) Sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell., E0 @8 c9 l. d2 @" c0 j9 ^) G

& `/ z9 j4 f9 A! f9 x: l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:8 ?" N" w9 ?( I! G
- a HEART to love him,
* L# x3 I" S( L% q- a DIAMOND to marry him,
: u1 m6 h& ^  j' I: S$ a+ q- a CLUB to smash his head in, and0 u) g; D- F( f: Z
- a SPADE to bury him!1 ?. {6 Z# a  ]

! U  w( V6 b8 o+ X+ m0 ^4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
8 A) F2 U( m$ K7 l3 W1 V: pBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) s+ y: b; P5 Q2 Z

. K: F  ?# b& j& Z5) What is the strongest muscle?6 a, H7 {: v3 L  r: ^& d: p! k
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!: T  K2 ?1 c" E2 s0 x3 f, x

& @, K0 H# r9 |& Z0 }6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?. A5 l  o# i) y* k9 W
The arse hole is always in front of you.! ?2 C' F8 M9 o4 a
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?1 d4 u( _, M. J2 t9 y+ ]8 G( M, Q- m9 N
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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. B* c% s! o+ {5 C: W9 T8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
- ?- j9 _1 r& U2 M2 g$ z" pThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( I( F0 i8 @3 @+ A. gkeep it up~~
) q  i2 J+ S  J. H, dcheers

maksim2046

that is great