[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
, j& Q; ^0 V8 m. G) T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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" x# p# E' B( Y2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?# Y3 X+ O6 c* e8 Z& \* S
a.They give like hell.
# x0 D! E5 H9 [$ [8 ub.They do not yell.8 U& X) q% l% h
c.They do not tell.
( {' I  J, O! [* z0 W  `0 o" Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.( C) g# q$ f5 \  z
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: F, X# ~, b* o
- a HEART to love him,3 n+ j) E8 s8 C! H7 ~: \8 d
- a DIAMOND to marry him,% u6 p" \7 Q  t/ E. c3 h; A
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and* k$ \9 `: ~/ I  y. e
- a SPADE to bury him!" S3 U* |# g2 Y
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
4 R; b6 _  x4 b" |: K% T+ zBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later- A7 Q& C3 U* v1 n6 Z  T- n
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5) What is the strongest muscle?/ d3 A% w2 Q  ?0 F/ D, J
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!. L% `+ q; X" t7 `# \3 |$ {, S6 R9 D& O
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
: m: T# t* S+ n, _; cThe arse hole is always in front of you.2 t: C2 _: {$ k+ r, o

+ U" |1 o  d! K1 R0 K$ H7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% d% M- s, [6 U7 @6 n
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!' F2 C( M, H& M. n" [# L$ J: l+ p
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
, Z% |7 a) E7 W8 `& e' XThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~# h9 p+ k- K2 L" P
keep it up~~1 J5 `: r+ \  A
cheers

maksim2046

that is great