[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job3 ?/ b. c1 r$ B' ?3 w/ x8 n, V. G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence4 j. b3 J0 j! s& u* d

$ s4 J" ~: r& `9 V2 d7 q' S( p6 p2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
. b, o$ C+ ~7 ?4 d) w7 T8 ra.They give like hell.
; o) N' D' H2 W+ b, ~b.They do not yell.
# A' Q" b- |$ N1 J- N+ I1 Vc.They do not tell.9 j  s# O( Z+ ]& T' p6 t! K
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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. r: U, R9 i% n  H3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:: n7 a% d1 X3 ^3 q
- a HEART to love him,
8 a" r8 t' l1 m. I1 M! v- f# ~* z- a DIAMOND to marry him,
! k+ `  c( G3 w5 ^- a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 D+ |& m( M5 X4 d
- a SPADE to bury him!( J4 a& V4 W, Q2 B8 O4 h- u2 B9 B  u
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
( p8 t. a; M& I7 s7 TBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later6 v; ^2 O3 p; [. A4 H
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5) What is the strongest muscle?2 _% ]1 f& Y4 Z0 z! K3 w
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- f0 O( T% ~3 F8 x$ W5 x- V* U% t
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?) g/ A& P6 B& y2 @9 D; v; Q
The arse hole is always in front of you./ X8 C! A1 w; `7 J4 X7 f

5 C4 {( N3 S% H% w- h) ~7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?7 e/ l6 f6 v: S( C, |/ X8 C
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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/ H9 M! s6 }- k& x- _+ e% w8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?0 X3 O9 U; N# ~" q- ]# M7 |
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
# a% A! I& m& O2 f4 _  U- pkeep it up~~
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maksim2046

that is great