[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job7 P8 L, O& T6 ^5 U7 y0 F! |
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% e) R2 P& U5 a" h" }  d
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?- z; r2 ~1 g/ i
a.They give like hell.
  J' @1 j) A5 F# l* b6 E2 Ub.They do not yell.) k+ D) U2 C0 t/ u& h
c.They do not tell.
6 P- m0 k& N+ |4 u9 c7 Ad.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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- u9 E% M, ~; S7 V5 I; i! s3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:! p  X7 T9 \% n
- a HEART to love him,
$ X6 l) M; n: H$ \- a DIAMOND to marry him,
$ G. o( {; D/ q9 I$ a$ L- a CLUB to smash his head in, and! U& A  \3 N1 x/ V, E2 w7 R
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; L& k. ?1 V6 z, i
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later) R' P9 ?% z/ s" n$ U9 h

; \. `: U* c/ N) r' z5) What is the strongest muscle?
) c% w: a8 Y9 k8 j2 {) kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!/ e$ T; A# i$ O$ }* \/ H& m/ M
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?+ F  e5 T$ J  [! m" J
The arse hole is always in front of you.. ?: g2 [1 ]2 \( K0 D/ K5 o

% B8 O, P( o) L! V& m* S" c$ C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?& A" E0 ~- F4 d* y
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
9 i! ~& ^+ `2 P% PThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~) @3 }: k0 H! h% O# R
keep it up~~( A' P, J) h# y2 ~# n. U& ]
cheers

maksim2046

that is great