[English]: Jokes..

小强

8 ?7 b: A3 K4 D5 W5 o0 |: t6 \
8 Z1 e( t! {8 b& @  N
1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
1 g% F5 W* l  W7 M8 S5 Z! A$ U' F0 Q+ V99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence* O: j! f. S: b: _! ?" X

' C9 x/ `% {% U. B8 D$ o. n2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 m0 t5 g9 ~& J- ~8 R) l1 W, N
a.They give like hell.
5 Z: @! s1 _. @* Y; {b.They do not yell.
  h! B9 P& S; g$ C4 m# nc.They do not tell.1 j, @5 u5 l4 l7 E$ a; L
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.0 c) m/ z. U6 ^5 F8 B6 \

! A2 b8 L" F$ }/ F6 P3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
9 N6 }6 P, n, R4 s( z- a HEART to love him,
+ R; r2 L+ A6 n* ]- U0 i5 N- a DIAMOND to marry him,- ]; @* c% j# E" g- g! |
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 y8 `" k& m* f1 r8 _
- a SPADE to bury him!
. U4 A0 w  {: e3 m2 Q. I
  E# B% `6 R7 c8 k0 i( q8 }4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?/ p; k" ~3 k8 f
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& s) Q0 n" x) j* j2 w; J
5 ]  _3 P& d2 e- M3 @& t
5) What is the strongest muscle?9 \5 q7 f, ]! b" f
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
' m3 y$ O1 A, F/ W3 @
: c. V# R8 I: z) o4 }1 j% g7 \6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
6 R  o7 l& ]* Q4 N* Q6 m8 q0 i; \The arse hole is always in front of you.
. ]" ]2 V3 h2 K( A  K" ` 1 Y! V5 d- ~0 I: t# }; F8 d# `
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
5 y9 {* D4 P& X$ r8 W3 B3 a% sWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
. }% g7 I2 v, M6 _" Y' r
4 Z/ [; q4 E9 G( c+ J# b, n8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* \- Z1 r+ n/ Y! A& ]The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
! R( N6 Q; J' e) J9 Lkeep it up~~7 ~* B: `% H! [
cheers

maksim2046

that is great