[English]: Jokes..

小强

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* j. G/ K# q! V& g! z. h1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
* I" |# B2 `7 S99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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# `! A: ?* n! ^2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
  ?! d) `9 X; ~' H( La.They give like hell. . m* J; }) }- X  C
b.They do not yell.
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d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.& l) `9 l2 |" S2 F3 D$ j( V

3 _7 _4 M# Q6 w0 R2 E. ~3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:$ h2 k) N. I& J. f  ]+ j& e: ?
- a HEART to love him,% q0 o( q  z$ F
- a DIAMOND to marry him,2 n: w. S" j9 b7 B5 W: m( L
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: O. u0 x/ g* C
- a SPADE to bury him!" @8 x9 K( R9 s1 B9 K0 F, I/ w

4 O3 B( z9 O3 @) v2 p7 n6 R4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
  z8 L5 }1 J. K5 R1 vBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later
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5 P2 T  G* f3 t1 l* v- d5) What is the strongest muscle?9 N7 P: S1 B/ M- M. e
The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!, H1 L  {/ Q$ B  [1 i0 w
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?3 M% X2 j# u3 t& y5 [9 [
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
8 {5 s: f1 L/ t2 wWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ g5 V! d" j0 K8 ]
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~6 Y9 Y( h9 g7 L
keep it up~~" q# U' x$ e2 P: q" `
cheers

maksim2046

that is great