香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. + d; X& f$ n1 p5 W
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ) c3 G) U& G, l
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / J. ]0 w- Z; z/ d
你教我以后点出嚟行?
' ]# S3 j* B1 ~$ S1 [3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
( {8 f# Y' _% ?  J/ Z6 b如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 $ _# P; p  H+ Q" L" B  [
4 "I saw a pork chop"
3 I; l2 e& O& o+ V' H我见到件猪扒啊。 ! Z, r- @# q2 i* T0 d, q9 ~
5 Are you road?
- ]7 }  }/ M+ N1 Q. |你系咪路啊？
' o2 `7 m. N/ C7 b+ ?& g6 What the water are you? 4 n  I1 n! ?! }8 }) [, N
你系乜水啊？
8 _+ a; X$ |3 ?7 Do you big me? 7 f: ~8 ~# O% w: }( F: x) N$ |5 e6 t
你大我啊？ . U4 P1 s8 X+ Z0 u: r
8 Zebra chops people.
0 a* ?* g3 b+ y5 e班马劈友。 * I: ^' g) I4 L* F
9 The king of the cutting girl.   a2 O. J1 y8 w0 D% _
界女王。
4 z. F* R' q; G0 s; q7 B# K10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  a$ N: l' w: h& d5 X. u6 f! T批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , |( h8 s  b1 e
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " y6 `4 m) }2 E( g8 |" S* S
你当我无到？ 0 N1 m' B0 P7 E
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. - ^2 }5 W7 l; _( Q$ Z' @! a+ c: m
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 4 e5 z% G. N* T4 E
13 Today I was very black son.
& i/ `0 Y! ]: e; m今日我好黑仔。
6 v0 u3 o# P) w; l) p14 I am wearing grass.
6 k1 t& n' D( A3 x. V" k/ ]) r: \4 B我着紧草。 & V7 n* b- f% y% R' t
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
" G) f% ~5 e9 z; L# b4 N1 Z# Q你未够班同我讲数！ 9 |! z! V0 A6 h
16 Two beat six. , {; p3 s9 ]* v' C4 b; \
二打六
8 G" t, l9 j: Q. J0 B8 f& ~3 k% A17 Two five son. - l" ]8 \1 a& C+ T
二五仔 / s4 }5 ]: s: v
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 + ^4 V. @1 P2 H9 V
琴琴青 . q. }1 i6 ~7 `5 A9 E' R
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
/ \" r+ k( {; H, c* `- N我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 a4 F! m5 ]$ {2 z5 c1 W20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
0 ]6 }; x; U; L4 f. A* D  E& E蠢蠢欲動 。 + X% ^' m# q/ E1 S
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 , e" a6 s% \  p8 d( T
人山人海 。
% N! c7 o1 c( x22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
9 F8 S  H/ S6 B0 M6 J你算老幾?
8 S9 s, t8 z. g0 i+ {$ G6 a+ R5 ^23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 # Q" k2 T) \9 y! B
你講乜鬼? 5 W! L8 A1 Z/ n& I, }: f
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
# ?1 q2 {+ F8 B7 b4 {我驚你有牙！ ' T! _3 W* @: u2 H
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　   ]. C  w: B/ k% w1 b+ j
心花怒放。   
# i; `) [; j: P' @0 l0 nFish skin % g" f1 }8 z4 U& U) e: _
鱼皮 。
9 e+ s/ d' ~% zMonster of blowing water.
; n- ]1 F- \! a3 W吹水怪。 " f/ J8 b* q, ~" o
Face green green
; y, R* E( J/ M# M! ~/ {( r面青青。
2 X, n+ H: b. j/ ~2 M# v# ZYou see road carefully 6 M8 q. j( p; F" a- s& ~, S
你小心睇路   ^0 g" q+ E0 g" C- v8 r# F
You go to street carefully
7 ~( R3 E' ~2 J- ?4 `) v你出街小心D。 0 u( _! V0 n6 o; o4 B
Do the world   r! H' l+ o: j% r$ a
做世界 。 5 z2 o7 S; r8 k3 P+ W5 r
Big tea rice 8 }! i/ d1 e3 f
大茶饭 。
, r, k7 g  d4 g! _7 WAmerican chinese not enough.
$ U* Z/ `2 ^9 c; Q+ J! X3 w1 ]- l9 [美中不足。
8 F& M! `: @, n' j6 M$ L: ?6 WKing eight egg.
4 B% |( n; L# o: {& y王八蛋
9 {3 ^/ s, B3 f/ {7 c4 OHigh hand. ' [, m' ~% R  _: J. ?
高手
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Old dot. 8 B; n; E$ B& z$ x1 W( l* R' c6 E9 Y0 T
老点 ! E! j  E/ B4 e
One old water * [  E+ J( A8 x
一旧水 9 u+ u/ b& c& C6 s
I know your mouse. 5 u. l& o5 }! w, Q0 \% m
我识你老鼠！
$ M% d6 a: C+ T" d7 _Measure water/Pound water. $ P5 m, w2 M/ d  E9 }; b
磅水
! J, V( S! @4 a- U( w* l3 YA dragon service. 3 b( K8 w0 D8 ~: }. J
一条龙服务 . g2 i8 @/ `+ l- D) ~: S! g6 p
Pump water. * V& g) s6 s, ?
****
' ^, W5 O& O) MI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
. O/ ]/ {7 B) n/ G1 M$ f我吹鸡打你班友。
* w% l: i- v4 w- o$ IYou jump building.
3 V3 w5 g) \; |8 H你跳楼啦。
2 H$ k: J5 P! j0 [0 ?2 ^( Y6 KYou come back home and eat banana
1 }0 f- r5 k  Z, h* U5 Z你返屋企食蕉啦 7 T5 c, N, O2 O
I give you a hair. / E3 F3 a2 u, `, z9 m
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 3 {6 S- G4 C' h8 m: b' y
收皮
" {8 ^. `/ J0 ^Collect father ) T( b% V, W0 L* c8 R0 ?8 H
收爹 $ n& m# H  d9 Q4 ?
You give me collect father. ( }, K! P# G9 A7 B6 `! ], _
你同我收爹！ # S+ G# v2 s' {- h+ l
Laugh die me. : |% C; Y- {, L8 W2 q  Z# c
笑死我。
& Y" X6 _( U' P: y9 gYou give me stop. $ x: ~# l$ r! o( O) [  D, ^
你同我企系度。
' t8 `; j6 s0 t/ T; N* YEight woman + I( D. j1 l5 W
八婆 ( l2 E, o7 r% J" @7 T3 T3 y" D* Y9 s
Eight woman,you are good!
, w( q. V, y+ p, k" v; ]! h) ?八婆，你好o野!
& Q" j/ U( d9 d+ G% a7 kWhat the spring do you do? ! ?0 c) m2 X2 X6 Y1 `) @
你搞乜春啊? : R+ o# D; s: o3 o/ S, _
A dog of eating dung
/ a) A6 O' Q; F# ?食屎狗 . Q4 s+ K4 k* m( C
A ghost of ass
0 p( B' m2 u9 P. b3 P( `% g6 n屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....' v4 Y. |6 F  e. ?2 M
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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% J9 T9 v5 ]4 q  b4 f$ Wtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! T' Q, v  b1 v
this is not hong kong style english.....* o# B# o+ G8 N6 w* t
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
7 b6 v" N0 X2 S7 M3 l# b+ ri've already ban this shit...* N+ f+ o; ?, l! U+ J, F5 l$ C
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.