香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
% v& z, a+ T9 D% [3 O* Z) [甘多人死，唔见你死。
  m2 M1 r  Z1 P5 W+ b; p4 o4 Z: J  C2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
2 U1 c" Y2 K/ T; \; _- r  [你教我以后点出嚟行? ! o0 D- H/ C! g" F( H# S/ R  W
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
" A2 l8 H5 t/ v# p0 x- x: b( e: W如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
1 l; B  ?+ q; B. v4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 G: \& A5 ~: w/ d  g我见到件猪扒啊。
: ~( I# k% A+ t* j5 Are you road?
8 X( a" {/ Q* \* s: `你系咪路啊？ 7 l" @" U' x$ ], L) @) q- U2 U: B' ]
6 What the water are you? + r7 G+ V" D& N
你系乜水啊？ ' L8 H. U3 \" I/ V
7 Do you big me? * ?  r% y5 Q# x+ m
你大我啊？
* d( d1 d* u6 D8 e4 E6 t8 Zebra chops people. + r. U+ a2 E1 N1 x& r; `
班马劈友。 5 X7 ]3 I$ G& b! {. L1 x1 P3 S
9 The king of the cutting girl.
! R0 a+ Q- }, t7 |" M界女王。
# U3 s* _& D! @% O10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ' l& f, f" O# D
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ; m' `7 K/ t5 C1 }' ]2 \
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " q. ^1 M9 ^0 T0 Y$ F
你当我无到？
# A5 Z: _& N, e4 ~$ m: ?12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
0 O, l4 k3 M8 J- \你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 a9 I- s* K# y3 {* Z
13 Today I was very black son. % x8 p: O; U0 @8 l! M: b* m
今日我好黑仔。
- k' v9 W: }3 m% {14 I am wearing grass. ; L% ]4 j7 [; A$ @$ R
我着紧草。
1 o/ N. [( k% z15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 1 ^% F, U. }7 G7 @7 u; _9 e: U8 |+ J
你未够班同我讲数！ , ?; c$ d: r6 R: u# v
16 Two beat six.
" d" Q/ p8 n& ^7 H9 |; R+ j# u二打六
/ v; X+ o! d$ D: S17 Two five son. ) X3 U- M0 I3 q
二五仔 ; o( d8 x( E0 `2 Y5 K" K
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 # V7 J: v5 ?( k
琴琴青 5 |& u( p0 J( L& _
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ' e6 F! Q# N: T, `- S0 u) s5 r
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ + t3 F9 C, q- h$ k: T
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 ( T# d( N) t9 N2 c! G; R
蠢蠢欲動 。 5 Z! w9 B& ~6 i9 e( y: J; a
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& _, h# A% {6 n  t7 y' s+ D" j人山人海 。
! _3 t" u5 O5 z22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ! q. e( i# T  t4 E
你算老幾?
! J  Z3 b7 q2 E: n, K23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + m, J" m1 H  X/ P- K+ {
你講乜鬼? 7 D* R) j+ K: B5 W# c
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 * ?, c" l# X! a
我驚你有牙！
9 N; X2 Y* L3 Z; }) h  Y; P% d25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 - ?5 N6 S# M' A+ m
心花怒放。   
8 w/ a+ M7 L7 `+ oFish skin
6 b" L; Q2 O# @  A5 O+ N# s4 c; a鱼皮 。 2 D5 v6 w9 I- U5 z
Monster of blowing water. , w0 T0 d3 a: A  P/ r
吹水怪。
; E6 i% N" O) u- L% S3 ]( k. GFace green green & e  Z2 r; v1 \( _& Z
面青青。 ' Z( s9 x; ?$ h) F7 I# E
You see road carefully 8 \0 ?: N- i$ D" e+ O: \
你小心睇路
! ?, A5 J- |7 a; i; f5 ~You go to street carefully
* ^+ E5 |2 O7 L你出街小心D。
5 g! F. c- b* }: @* UDo the world 7 w) L  O9 R$ n
做世界 。
6 T+ N/ j2 J% p5 }4 F/ H3 x7 S: A, {  OBig tea rice
/ `1 C/ Z; F5 e大茶饭 。 , Y6 d. U6 b4 Q) Z! y
American chinese not enough.
& A( X% i1 j3 d0 h- j2 O- X; O美中不足。
" h5 A$ B# L) V" xKing eight egg.
* F* l( {, u, z7 p5 \王八蛋
- S; k/ l7 M! ^' @High hand.   Q5 R# I' j1 y' ?' N' _6 s3 c' l
高手 " W' V0 m$ ~; W, r, u" ^

" V1 w/ k9 L8 ]' ROld dot. ' D7 O0 U8 J9 U  c( s
老点 ' N; G- B0 [0 e6 F3 l+ H! x% \1 u. D
One old water
  Q8 H0 x" G: y* e  Q& b一旧水
, y% c- l) x9 R# `; a/ b9 x: BI know your mouse.
# ^$ w# R2 Z5 N. }5 k  K我识你老鼠！ # O0 m. G' Z8 N4 d8 D
Measure water/Pound water.
9 z0 F+ e$ k! ?/ B, W; j6 S* z磅水
  x& f2 W6 x3 d& \A dragon service.
  B3 S0 H1 b! w; B. J" V8 q% ^一条龙服务 4 N$ ?2 S7 _  b/ ~; d5 U
Pump water. 1 A3 x: ^% z: B
****
& J" B( G! |7 W2 LI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
7 v9 q2 J% E& Z/ a1 H我吹鸡打你班友。 " u- U6 _/ v1 f! v  O" B! _3 B
You jump building. 3 E" \6 a3 p- L
你跳楼啦。
, {" z7 S4 J. a# ZYou come back home and eat banana ! t# o6 r+ Z/ g6 E; y' v
你返屋企食蕉啦 - h! ?2 K. {$ g4 S' K
I give you a hair.
( M8 w# x5 e5 M( P4 B* j) ?; B我俾条毛你ar! # P: o, _$ {5 z6 ^) m3 z$ Y

6 w8 l2 ~' O3 T* fCollect skin
$ A% g9 W0 p; M2 K, C  ]收皮
0 y0 N% N$ u/ i. KCollect father 4 W2 a5 [) \7 _1 p& }! ^* O9 S
收爹
2 C) C1 X+ [" `. O; \* jYou give me collect father.
4 a2 X8 ]  M: o9 ^  X8 S你同我收爹！
  J3 e0 [8 a$ f' J. MLaugh die me.   d' `; |8 \9 s+ g! [
笑死我。
- }) Y* e" v6 ]/ ^6 s5 h1 vYou give me stop. * y2 H& ^$ `9 l4 `. W
你同我企系度。 " \1 a& s( s3 k* r0 _' ^
Eight woman
6 h2 A" |: C2 ~% R& ^* `8 }八婆
! N" w6 Q3 M+ }8 CEight woman,you are good! : U/ i* y, H& I& g
八婆，你好o野!
4 U6 u2 H) P( KWhat the spring do you do? 4 p4 l6 `* Z* L4 A+ _% ~; l
你搞乜春啊? 0 T9 x0 \0 i8 |7 H% ~5 D0 X' k+ Q
A dog of eating dung 7 d5 E) ^& N4 \2 D% \9 e
食屎狗 ; z+ M  Z& h: m
A ghost of ass * J6 p1 W4 C9 V& |0 s6 Q9 A
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
3 h! }, P0 X" D8 D! z都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......5 k( f" I  |. r+ g" f, R* t# k
this is not hong kong style english.....6 m5 I' ?5 d+ \+ k2 j$ \2 ~& J
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
/ w3 }, ]; k& I) `! {- ui've already ban this shit...& |7 g& A& o. D9 i) m  @( e
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.