香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
& f- P8 k3 C  k! i2 J甘多人死，唔见你死。 ; ~. b2 s  [: D: f4 h
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
  y' m5 M7 ]7 L( R3 g& n  U. K* j你教我以后点出嚟行? + P* o, g. L; S& H! U
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 3 Q  e- S1 V& }& M& i8 B8 d
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
# B/ c, P% Z: ?0 }4 "I saw a pork chop"
+ n7 v! ~+ N+ X9 s我见到件猪扒啊。 1 l# v# g: Z& X- `. L2 T
5 Are you road? ( Q% ?  K+ \: w
你系咪路啊？
/ W, P" _+ U2 k! v: J6 What the water are you?
6 v; f, }- B2 q& @- i  F你系乜水啊？
) j" G/ w" m* s4 ?1 `: I7 Do you big me?
* N3 n0 z' P8 _3 K$ u, k% z你大我啊？
+ `& M2 K0 [' d( Q# _8 Zebra chops people.
- J1 q4 I7 y: r2 m$ x班马劈友。
1 n/ W1 s; u" G2 w( H2 d) k' `9 The king of the cutting girl.
* Q' Q6 P  M$ c+ |& P6 C界女王。 + W, o5 r% R# d- L9 T
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 8 y9 z  C- ~; C! B/ m. c
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
+ q& N6 n- w  F- n' f6 Q( ^5 V6 @11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 1 ]3 f" I* I- x% Q; F: Z
你当我无到？ : A" f- w7 i/ A4 X! E$ I* v
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 0 \9 @9 I& Y, E2 E; X3 O7 q! m
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ * T0 ~& `: j! @: C$ g
13 Today I was very black son. 2 ~  O2 L' t/ F" A# S" d# \
今日我好黑仔。
6 ?% H$ K8 Z0 L# K& D  R14 I am wearing grass. " m7 P  ]  I4 D. i; R6 m
我着紧草。
" v4 \. a5 g/ Q  A15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! v4 B) k2 P% x* V你未够班同我讲数！
0 F$ W+ L$ w) z' v16 Two beat six. 4 t% h- A6 @/ L6 v5 A
二打六
/ i4 h: s0 M/ ~6 ?, j17 Two five son. $ F& O6 C! |1 t5 l
二五仔 - W4 D9 p, S3 J* D1 U
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
1 J* _2 f/ R0 T0 g, T1 R琴琴青
' s" G! X# O* @( y% t19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
4 e) V" f2 W7 z* k7 V( w6 ~3 e我俾D顏色你睇睇！   ^" ~/ T9 u2 T6 }  ]
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
; I2 d% ~( b6 D$ F( n' Y& x蠢蠢欲動 。 3 [/ x; A6 M3 q1 ~" ^% o' t
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
+ `: u+ z$ p" C7 M7 }人山人海 。 : K% Y/ |1 C* |$ x" R' J
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 % q: F( ~, O; M( p. Y0 Q
你算老幾?
4 J& D0 r3 l$ y23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
% {- p' B8 {1 p) a你講乜鬼?
5 v" }" [' ~$ R" {" g9 R6 c24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ( y$ j0 n' ~# \
我驚你有牙！ - ?  S5 G' s5 ?, D' ~* g4 E
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
( n$ M1 W3 w* X' K' P' h! i心花怒放。   
/ g+ p! v+ H; u9 g. ~" XFish skin
. U7 ]8 ~8 @! D4 e鱼皮 。
5 g: ~* j8 `0 m1 b3 AMonster of blowing water. 6 w* x% s* E3 P/ U2 n1 W: z
吹水怪。
0 P5 B/ v& [: k* J9 }0 F' e4 gFace green green
" N$ \, G( }# N# ^& S面青青。 . H* H* `% J5 B- d
You see road carefully 9 d( W5 ^# e1 y0 z. H, l
你小心睇路
& H/ O  y% J' v2 U( ]- LYou go to street carefully
! Z" u' p9 W1 O0 v9 [) b  k你出街小心D。
: V* P- Y+ h+ hDo the world : u. z# _& G" k  k7 Z- ?
做世界 。
4 T7 ~' _" T4 S9 ]: g& kBig tea rice 3 B: z! P+ ~; N" L+ B0 ~
大茶饭 。
! E3 D* H$ B8 f  Y9 oAmerican chinese not enough. ) w1 q7 p* K3 Z8 Z1 W/ G( ?
美中不足。
- A, q" s3 f/ @( T( rKing eight egg. - p- f: X1 E9 w8 l( R
王八蛋
$ {) I, p1 l- A' ]& LHigh hand. ' ?! Q! d- L6 T2 M/ q* }7 s$ j) T
高手
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8 O/ ?8 S3 X& b+ [/ f+ O4 f' rOld dot.
& l7 k' A4 v; c3 X- U5 M! k老点
. W, A( B' H+ R- R' O# YOne old water
, W7 c2 e, K4 b2 }: U6 X一旧水
. \. K0 y6 u+ K/ j6 N/ TI know your mouse. , M5 |. {* e! U" u1 c
我识你老鼠！
+ Z! C. L+ @7 ]# F  @# f0 oMeasure water/Pound water.
7 `5 }+ l9 f; N; g% ~5 Q磅水
+ r+ U: t7 s: k! P: C3 j% `( @A dragon service.
/ L1 v" P+ N% u, O4 q# Z一条龙服务 3 l& c  _: y7 u/ X
Pump water.
' k2 {' ^% T% L****
+ }6 d  {' ~! j, {I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : t3 r4 y6 }3 D- F# r) _
我吹鸡打你班友。 0 O5 z5 r- A0 N7 M* T
You jump building. ' x& X" Z6 [+ d  I9 a$ `; |2 V
你跳楼啦。
" p. o' t* q  o% d6 X' s9 @You come back home and eat banana 1 h* o. z  D1 k
你返屋企食蕉啦 # U' W" s/ z) v; Q; l, b
I give you a hair.
3 i! c  q+ y! B' [2 E我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
6 q& V( M3 c4 L收皮
% f, U- W  O+ A6 r" Z1 qCollect father $ f, b4 ]+ L. n$ M: f2 I
收爹
4 L8 C% D$ m6 n; l6 Q! XYou give me collect father. # Q3 `8 k  ?3 z5 Z( f) `; N
你同我收爹！ , B7 b9 T* }: Y1 n4 P2 @6 J
Laugh die me. + L# A2 g# S' n# D
笑死我。 ' ]' W3 V9 b/ t7 u3 i+ K
You give me stop. ; {* X8 E5 R2 g% D
你同我企系度。
' Q2 q7 _  H# C# |+ xEight woman * s7 e8 D5 n) w! X3 d
八婆 $ q8 G8 P9 ^6 Y; c2 f" U- v
Eight woman,you are good!
9 h( s; H6 D; A) z8 k' h八婆，你好o野!
; [. V  s& q* `' |: XWhat the spring do you do?
5 s. W; Z5 O+ M. X$ `: A你搞乜春啊?
8 x$ ~. _" U1 V! QA dog of eating dung ) Q; L' y! g4 H- \
食屎狗
) W# s# {$ O+ d( l6 n  w5 A& kA ghost of ass
$ w7 U. ?  B  f: O屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....8 F, p7 W1 D9 [+ L
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

5 A. E6 |" X/ d& G# b3 Q# U
* G7 K+ f3 j' Ptotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
% U4 t) D+ ~9 b9 Kthis is not hong kong style english.....
- p  N& O& C/ p$ O( H6 ?+ qthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... Y/ x+ W9 I& k2 l6 v  }
i've already ban this shit...5 k. s) }. J( w
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.