香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 8 n/ D  A/ V; v0 X1 R/ `, D7 C
甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 i; {0 J2 d' m# I  o) T2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
- V* `& o* _, |7 r你教我以后点出嚟行?
! Q  @: g$ A% v* O2 [3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. % h" s+ ~$ X* ?# K1 k: K8 v% Z
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
" \- F- u2 h  p) n4 "I saw a pork chop" / s6 V- E3 P/ X. {& t5 h: C
我见到件猪扒啊。
8 a1 [; y8 q. \7 c, A5 Are you road?
( `/ ?6 F6 M: {) i你系咪路啊？
) f; ]7 u0 V5 e- ?6 What the water are you?
" C4 }. ^3 _9 B- x% q" `你系乜水啊？
" Y1 ]+ U1 j  B# Z) ]7 Do you big me? 1 ~  c6 q* Z9 k
你大我啊？ . `+ L8 q. c" `7 V
8 Zebra chops people.
, D8 W+ j- ?1 C# w0 p! l班马劈友。 , d! j# K# P5 d8 d
9 The king of the cutting girl.
  j) L% a! G9 t' G! F* U6 g# m' X界女王。 0 C# e# n4 m0 _3 u
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. " i6 O: x" X( r  Y" ]! E# T2 N
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 4 R) y3 _# j* r- K
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* R$ e# M7 J/ `. X/ I, ~你当我无到？
. S" y$ f7 R2 i9 ^" v' K- v12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. % @  `9 G8 C/ F( A/ q5 k
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 6 I2 w: ~7 V1 e
13 Today I was very black son.
8 n( _! |& I6 c+ z  \今日我好黑仔。
4 b  |3 g/ Z% ~$ K2 n14 I am wearing grass.
3 Z$ f/ F1 j- `- l我着紧草。 % C1 P+ @3 Q' r
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
/ c# z) a2 O5 }% N+ M% }你未够班同我讲数！ ( l) n9 ?3 s$ Z; U
16 Two beat six.
; a& L" ]4 ~9 m二打六
  l% v9 \' Z, V% f17 Two five son.
; A/ o$ p6 x9 F) h  d二五仔
# O! C/ o- U$ r( d5 \18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 . M* x( J7 O* R
琴琴青 ! e) E- ]- D8 o+ i6 W
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
7 ^+ ]0 o. x' D我俾D顏色你睇睇！ / D% D* u  B9 D4 F5 {% p( X
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + [& a4 R1 N$ j1 x9 m- C; k0 v2 x
蠢蠢欲動 。
6 a) `9 Q: u$ D9 g/ Z& ^- S21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ) [9 H+ @, _/ N0 e; u2 j+ m
人山人海 。
* U, V  r' w$ H' F. `- F  Z$ I22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 8 x& @" i: t& O
你算老幾?
+ r7 u6 ^# J2 o- b5 a# |0 E. m$ |; D23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
8 |+ Z4 }! N3 |3 R你講乜鬼? / s2 R) _7 {1 I$ Z' \
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 1 Q: l& X( a% F" J& Z
我驚你有牙！ 1 b" [! o! |% H, X. D" C, I& b
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 3 i* h" c' D; M
心花怒放。   8 |7 i" S; V4 R
Fish skin
" t% Y: m1 w+ f' K鱼皮 。
9 e" C7 H' c# j4 c+ dMonster of blowing water.
1 O' I. a3 n+ y% J吹水怪。
/ `; K5 L, m& v- M! W( H# B/ ]Face green green $ S1 t% v3 |3 H& K" v2 e
面青青。 . U0 g9 R  z6 o! S  n4 ]3 j; u; f  h
You see road carefully " a8 \  k1 Z6 a( R: s9 ~3 ^
你小心睇路
% D- K+ M3 ~9 w4 qYou go to street carefully
9 u4 k! z0 _- Q' J% F2 O你出街小心D。 1 ^# M* d+ h9 T5 \5 G
Do the world
3 L! Y5 [4 F6 i& ?$ }做世界 。
% ]) G. Y* y5 W" x0 W* W. XBig tea rice
$ s& d8 P, T! w* g$ r  Z大茶饭 。   k! w7 C3 h( a1 P
American chinese not enough.
, D! V& t. L! `/ @8 z. g& t( i美中不足。
% w" X+ f* D% _1 T  pKing eight egg. 7 X% v! L/ s. C
王八蛋 : t! t7 x* S2 p7 Q
High hand.
. M' K9 ]7 M# J$ `* b高手
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: ]5 N# k) K( y( H6 {. |6 [* EOld dot.
6 b& |+ o/ s  W) V# t5 {老点 / s9 Y# t0 v# r2 o7 W
One old water % p' D+ i* c' L5 |" u: ~
一旧水 ! r, O( M( h: c+ I# k6 b
I know your mouse. / l5 }, A! D$ x/ Y/ e) e- [0 p
我识你老鼠！ 4 n; {  G7 \- U; t7 u% w
Measure water/Pound water. 0 {) M9 I& _6 x" m! ^
磅水 0 U, A9 D3 V- K: ~7 u
A dragon service. 8 {& {9 i5 W3 k$ {# n
一条龙服务
# r; F( G: @# r: r6 X0 SPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 t: O* B$ |( D
我吹鸡打你班友。
, \; L4 c( g& c1 \& BYou jump building. : b2 ~: L) B% q0 Z- U
你跳楼啦。 ( r  m6 w/ e, Z  ^9 k
You come back home and eat banana
3 O" D( K( c* U" W: [9 L你返屋企食蕉啦
* A, D* {( @! m5 dI give you a hair.
# E) M/ h) _& x/ A2 b. x我俾条毛你ar! 8 o* `7 P, T0 @/ r4 B9 }) n7 u
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Collect skin   g7 o1 W, _0 [2 O  Q2 I2 D: o
收皮 ( O6 ^' C0 }* n: X* k' d
Collect father
. z" t- G. U9 b# d  X0 i, D收爹 / ], F  \* L2 ?. g- G
You give me collect father.
6 R$ Z7 f0 Y6 |! @( \4 y你同我收爹！ / p& f& v1 W  l) Z' g. _# D: ?; _
Laugh die me. * I8 h. }; @5 E  W+ \8 l
笑死我。 - B- U3 N" z. m# ]
You give me stop.
% }- q7 J- m2 l# G% Y4 p你同我企系度。 ; O- y, h: Z+ H, J) r0 A0 w1 m
Eight woman * n% t% f3 Y! F6 X
八婆 ) D7 |$ B+ o; u" l
Eight woman,you are good!
& V; N4 e; y6 u4 p; D# D八婆，你好o野!
) t$ s, k" Q* j1 s! `' gWhat the spring do you do? & v5 S) F% J' V' ^
你搞乜春啊?
2 s1 N% m( m6 G; M3 ZA dog of eating dung
& O+ n9 S" j3 S" v6 U食屎狗
) N" \0 E" ^% xA ghost of ass - m0 C9 s8 K0 ^  a: R0 \
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....." d$ ^: Y! s8 y
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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! k3 N+ D9 n7 z6 r: btotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......2 P! e; q) T2 g, c. u  `
this is not hong kong style english.....; C6 _! v# G( T) c& S! {; a$ g
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語....., X# q2 ~3 |' _
i've already ban this shit...# e; d& p7 r1 M) Z( w& m
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.