香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 7 a' a0 U: K2 T' z2 u, n
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ' n! m& K6 G8 L% t4 x' d
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
* ]) d& @2 l5 m! W# j7 c0 m你教我以后点出嚟行?   M+ M- _$ Z6 ]( e5 l
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
4 {0 Z. G0 A* x) ]9 Q如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 7 ~1 g3 J) g5 o/ e; K
4 "I saw a pork chop"
; r6 q3 q; d: I' m8 H我见到件猪扒啊。 " y- t3 ], @0 G" p4 T' e
5 Are you road?
0 Y) x+ z( F8 Q/ U你系咪路啊？ 3 ^" x3 @. ~" C- Y* H! c
6 What the water are you? ! f) f1 Q2 H3 j# N" r5 D8 e
你系乜水啊？ 2 X# I' L) O8 i& \9 f' r7 K' g
7 Do you big me?
& _8 _) N( y* r& y你大我啊？ 4 K6 v- G# u; M1 e* C
8 Zebra chops people.
& S; h; E/ h! C8 s+ T4 B) @班马劈友。 $ d: J) N' A$ P- m7 j# g
9 The king of the cutting girl. ' P/ M( R, D5 q$ u6 S9 Q9 e2 ~& L
界女王。 * ]& z4 Y5 _/ `+ }
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
* }, U: W7 `7 G5 m' Z批我个头俾你当凳坐。 - B8 `9 b+ x4 Q% _9 u2 I+ o5 r" V
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ! K% r+ S9 c0 D0 A# F
你当我无到？
/ A0 T, B( c0 Z0 `12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
( J8 L. u& Y- `你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
; E( @+ d3 Y; o13 Today I was very black son. ; `7 l1 ?/ E) |/ s( L
今日我好黑仔。
! b5 ^' Y% y2 N/ t* J14 I am wearing grass. * B- z  {7 |0 x( V5 `
我着紧草。
6 T9 {6 w9 p+ H5 w, s& }: D15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ s+ U) ~5 J! C$ {你未够班同我讲数！ + W6 a: {4 ]9 \5 T$ f1 y
16 Two beat six.
. j9 `- `+ @7 N二打六 9 t7 _6 c0 z2 L. i# r
17 Two five son.
5 j( Z0 t/ d" X9 D7 T二五仔
' j9 M8 F  x& s4 \1 K9 [( n18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
7 O6 _9 G: d/ H: d: R琴琴青 / n$ K9 j# }! s; D5 I6 j: n1 _
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 G- {6 a: R) K1 G' V" b) \/ d
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 4 c& h; `8 e& _
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 % _9 k: O1 O( m
蠢蠢欲動 。
2 m1 o. B; l( x21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 + H' l" m5 k; w3 N
人山人海 。 $ x$ {- E& ?3 V
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
% z! f$ ?0 {; D! k# F: P' f* ]: Y  W你算老幾?
- _) h/ I7 H% B+ S* }23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
9 c. K. A1 Q0 B* {; L% w- j你講乜鬼? # m1 j  {) S- I0 F0 L
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 6 B) Z: [2 p6 _
我驚你有牙！ . a7 F, L7 c, f6 G
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
* C) k6 z# g% N5 G' T- o心花怒放。   
- K$ m1 X( V( VFish skin
# ~0 }3 ~9 m% E. v1 l鱼皮 。
+ \# Z; @, D) d3 ~- ^5 o2 lMonster of blowing water.
! Z+ l/ S3 l) c6 d8 W/ l吹水怪。
* A/ a# V, A& ^) {) h8 `- _Face green green
9 ]0 H$ @. I! V$ M* v" Z) E9 G面青青。
3 S( j1 @8 e5 w* b% |You see road carefully
- F$ x6 G$ v) z; N- w! T# H你小心睇路 ; p9 Z' n1 J4 ^$ v. C9 _  o
You go to street carefully
1 `5 @" `0 e4 g你出街小心D。
5 `! {! d4 i2 d) BDo the world
1 f0 J2 B) l' Z6 z! u8 Y, {9 `+ t做世界 。 ; y0 J4 J1 ~8 h# q9 `
Big tea rice
( s/ e  V4 J5 s* d8 T. C大茶饭 。   u/ x8 G. a0 C: n- x+ q
American chinese not enough.
1 |0 h' Q: R$ T( Y& G8 Z8 A. Y美中不足。 ! l5 w- f- G( U) \
King eight egg. 7 D1 f1 |* n/ v7 L; `( `
王八蛋
, U1 L2 V/ J% V, J! o- k9 [High hand.
2 b3 _& k+ ^. `3 n6 v高手
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: I6 q- A! \" ~) Q/ ?  }; V: AOld dot. ' d3 U! e- J1 m, i: j8 t9 q) t
老点 * P5 Q* ]: X1 q* J2 S, ]
One old water 4 T- J$ f/ U9 v+ g
一旧水 2 J* H, M& u1 v' V  N
I know your mouse. ' F# y7 v% X+ @% K- h' N3 v- E
我识你老鼠！
8 c9 X8 D) C/ X4 D+ BMeasure water/Pound water.
2 `9 ^2 C; ]& I8 v& S7 p  p磅水
( U' M, X# Q: v% H: kA dragon service.
$ V, z7 c- H' J; Y' c+ g一条龙服务 5 `) w2 v. c& T! [& o6 R& q
Pump water. ' b6 y1 D/ g: a$ N' }1 H* i0 R
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
4 J: b; ~4 f  D0 _* U4 P( H我吹鸡打你班友。 ; ^# V) e, m& F4 O! S
You jump building. & D; g; x5 T3 h! r
你跳楼啦。
0 Z0 e9 A, B' h/ k7 t6 A# GYou come back home and eat banana
$ i% D! Y- x4 Y1 x7 @+ m* I你返屋企食蕉啦 9 b; Y2 x" f' X
I give you a hair. ) D% ?: V% p8 P) S/ ^: ?
我俾条毛你ar! : B( c; F( Q/ e
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Collect skin " J  [/ w1 R: g
收皮 - e/ g' E6 `, G8 Z1 K
Collect father ; P7 T5 y+ d, f' H+ g6 d) u1 P( R
收爹
( q: ~! M# c! U& c; j9 I8 \) C; GYou give me collect father. 2 C0 Q6 h2 I4 y) @3 P- S
你同我收爹！ 8 E* c7 s. W! j2 b+ ?
Laugh die me. ( l% }! {& w+ r
笑死我。
5 H4 n. d& I) d! z; x  oYou give me stop. 6 r( H/ o% R) {* ~
你同我企系度。 ) V0 N+ \; T9 ]4 E
Eight woman ! M; }' t! l' L! F
八婆
% O; e+ G; t2 x, ?Eight woman,you are good! $ d. s9 {" L% _* I, G5 W
八婆，你好o野! ) H6 ^1 w  f  F: B/ p
What the spring do you do?
5 n+ t6 \$ s0 W- X. |. g你搞乜春啊?
' b7 m2 h. r* i; j$ e! iA dog of eating dung
( x: ]* C* C1 j8 ^6 H食屎狗
% `4 \! \& x0 e; [$ _A ghost of ass
9 f) |0 s9 C7 z; N9 X8 ]屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
9 w7 ?! M" X0 N1 Q都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
8 F. A( [. \0 @& P9 [3 z  mthis is not hong kong style english.....
7 i; I/ i  A/ P3 @this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....  A% M. K/ c& l; d9 s: j
i've already ban this shit...
9 @6 F! R, [# J% X2 h! fdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.