香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 g5 L% j* a7 A1 W# N9 t
甘多人死，唔见你死。
3 O3 f, a! ?. u4 A* o6 s2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 9 j  Y1 x. s& y+ T$ }2 d, h& C
你教我以后点出嚟行? 3 _  p, Y9 ?8 u, o
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 0 S; s2 b; ~# r, u% h( f
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 7 M1 k' _- Y( g* r
4 "I saw a pork chop" / O" f; s& j4 @% Y
我见到件猪扒啊。 4 z* |- _/ ^5 E# H
5 Are you road?
% k9 u4 C) t% i5 r你系咪路啊？
4 Q  [0 t7 ]. p" ~' i6 What the water are you? & I! V. |: I) b0 Z! W( O( Y8 G
你系乜水啊？
, ^8 r: }& K4 ]7 O0 t& I7 Do you big me?
* k9 @: q/ B* m+ H- p你大我啊？ : }% H4 Z0 d) M& H& B! x
8 Zebra chops people.
# A! M. G/ l" b: u5 U班马劈友。
: ?4 k. Z( ]" o, _9 The king of the cutting girl.
' Q, M4 E8 a; G- h; ?2 o" W界女王。 5 G3 `% P) x, U1 T. A; |
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 1 }% X# n! B( b/ q" `* l4 n
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 2 j9 j: n4 D9 B. V! C
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 0 j5 J6 i5 g  v; |' K
你当我无到？ " B  S8 g0 n" i: K- H( Y9 I) F
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 1 _6 H+ b% V* A6 U6 B
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 h: h$ N6 n& N4 `2 K
13 Today I was very black son. 7 C7 p/ u4 N4 ?) ]/ V6 U9 ~
今日我好黑仔。
( v  a1 m8 C; j! ~6 f! G. T14 I am wearing grass. 1 x1 L1 p* t! P1 N% d- E9 g
我着紧草。
" U0 Y3 V4 R5 C15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! & ~4 N& y: K( {9 A
你未够班同我讲数！
. Q% L* P( ]( f8 ~9 |16 Two beat six. ; o( q% [6 V0 E" {, M' m
二打六
) n1 g, v5 g5 m( t! P: E& C17 Two five son. % G3 t  U' W. l3 ^; }# e
二五仔 ( c/ g9 H' d  S2 t$ p, B! _) Y; a# o
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
! z# a* M& }+ P琴琴青
; _+ f  l; p5 C0 Z+ t; \19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
/ @2 W( F$ R& w. }3 Y; m& m- h我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ( Q8 R. i; p% t( ]# i$ Q( K# m
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 2 X: O4 k' ^  y8 L2 g0 W+ Z  z+ V
蠢蠢欲動 。
* w) V) d$ I2 [# R21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 , y3 V& x$ C7 A
人山人海 。
  f2 {6 _6 S0 u1 _6 R4 d; f22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 + ~' x4 u" r' d! U8 Q. }! J
你算老幾?
* E! k7 T4 f+ _1 N6 d23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ; ?7 q; Q6 J  r7 P+ F' ~
你講乜鬼? & v( Z* w* y9 p$ _9 E0 t
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ' N% H1 H7 k  H( I5 V/ K9 @
我驚你有牙！ ! t1 Q! O* d8 F, o1 u8 _
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 6 k* @% M4 u* J, E
心花怒放。   6 G# h" j2 V# P+ `! g* e; ]
Fish skin 6 w1 k  `; u# X8 m' O- C3 Y4 a
鱼皮 。 # N0 z. B$ A0 ?" k
Monster of blowing water.
, o+ L1 ]& |  x- b( h  Y吹水怪。
( a/ x( G! @6 H+ V3 Q4 n; Y0 wFace green green
  S% p! t6 e$ U% |% a面青青。 " w) U& \) u' f  Z
You see road carefully
5 ?4 b7 q# @$ P/ j你小心睇路   g2 X3 s4 Z+ Y  Z) ^7 n7 s8 V  d/ Z
You go to street carefully & G) a, w2 N' i+ t+ e
你出街小心D。 & Z% @9 G" P/ d2 K# r
Do the world
# |0 w) J- z: p做世界 。 7 h  C% |$ R4 U. F' a" |9 T$ e0 z
Big tea rice # Z) B, p% J* c3 X; @
大茶饭 。
, h+ I. [) z3 G2 Z  f; O0 PAmerican chinese not enough.
- }; S0 {( ]' E4 h* g* z; [2 ?$ r1 \美中不足。
7 }0 k3 O( @% \! EKing eight egg. 5 `( U: m0 @  k0 M7 {/ R8 l  o
王八蛋 . e! x! |5 Z( m: y: f& }
High hand.
$ s$ F6 m( _7 q  P高手 0 C* t* j: O' W0 ]$ U

& w1 t0 x, k$ m" N- ZOld dot. ) y: [& g/ P4 j
老点 , a. M3 g: G' Z/ F/ E4 Q4 V, }
One old water 2 W( ~3 ]- k4 D! O$ q+ k+ z' v* z; o
一旧水 / z& `6 H; o: G" O0 B: J3 D
I know your mouse.
  H+ |. \) u4 l5 a. K我识你老鼠！ # p, N+ A& g. W+ u' V& R' L
Measure water/Pound water. 9 ]5 U/ J9 P# q( D2 T* ?
磅水   i" w6 a8 n& ^5 W" m6 y& r
A dragon service. . A) i1 h2 [4 A% N/ r/ N+ i- S
一条龙服务 7 O& a* F9 T* K' N* G4 Q3 `
Pump water. * d1 a% G( a, T) l5 Q" U7 b
****
4 C2 D7 V9 C7 G# v! G0 ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . P$ Z( Y0 L0 @& F' g6 V
我吹鸡打你班友。 1 I0 \9 @4 o9 B: O, i0 x- R
You jump building.
% R) q$ j0 R( s$ @7 ]你跳楼啦。
) G9 }. ~9 ?. U3 |3 L. Y4 MYou come back home and eat banana
! {# ~& L9 g/ ^* Q' @6 w5 c0 h& O你返屋企食蕉啦 7 o: G8 N: S8 Q
I give you a hair. * }( c4 w6 F, c. b
我俾条毛你ar! ! \( r1 N! `& n; P
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Collect skin
  F) ?( Z: s% t; Y) w8 x! q收皮
; P0 [0 y8 l% s2 ACollect father ' d& P8 m% \, C
收爹
$ j4 p! u6 ?' u9 n* `You give me collect father. 9 c5 h! Y! d6 W5 X0 E! W
你同我收爹！
3 K, O2 \) T* \* l0 TLaugh die me.
& X* O" Q! U- F1 G8 T笑死我。 9 }$ q* a$ d$ c
You give me stop. 5 ~: g6 n$ Y+ ]
你同我企系度。 1 Y! _0 n' v. B! z' P# D6 x
Eight woman
/ t) Y0 ~/ `- M4 t八婆 0 A( p' R' L& r0 q! v; T
Eight woman,you are good!
1 ]# q9 y# Q( r八婆，你好o野!
  h( P8 W' W+ R: n4 c6 Y" c4 y0 nWhat the spring do you do? + i1 {' @' k& Z0 E: q: v
你搞乜春啊? & E9 {* d. D* b3 \! C
A dog of eating dung " Z; Q+ C2 G) P' w# h. R
食屎狗 7 \) {3 A0 g; E. a
A ghost of ass 6 h! M' k! J% g/ A+ B, f
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
* [5 Y7 ^! A% K7 d! d1 A) X. E都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! ]) g4 @' T# U2 n
this is not hong kong style english.....
) [: a, s0 ~' x2 h8 fthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....3 U, x' Z- l4 e. I" b. e
i've already ban this shit...
" I# W0 G5 f: O; ?9 Jdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.