香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 3 M7 {+ X8 |2 s: c0 A6 ?
甘多人死，唔见你死。
: d$ |. w  j2 F- A2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
: Y. _' S2 j& S: S* k9 ~: @5 r你教我以后点出嚟行? " P5 f; x9 u" C1 e( R( l- g  Y+ K0 Y
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
  V4 q3 l* \4 ^; _如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 8 G+ O( [0 G  v3 l: Q4 W
4 "I saw a pork chop"
1 E5 I: P8 j, E. ~# K我见到件猪扒啊。 6 H7 g/ z& N9 O$ Y* o' q2 w* x  n/ h' c
5 Are you road?
3 s/ d$ ?4 A/ O0 n- L你系咪路啊？ / O6 }8 F7 o9 K4 [
6 What the water are you?
7 q* ?2 W% O' k) m) v# L# j1 k) l你系乜水啊？ # }" A/ f( f) y3 ^+ @+ G/ p
7 Do you big me?
; P- ^7 e+ A- O* y6 F你大我啊？ ) F+ @2 q3 Q+ Q% J- B
8 Zebra chops people.   W/ y" \' K( Z6 b: q  w6 p
班马劈友。 : F' T7 j' x6 l. T3 B8 a' |
9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 y# c* v* i. z2 B+ t1 C7 e6 T" m
界女王。
" t+ p! g& H! Q8 v* R3 g10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ) v0 R( A' R- U9 Q
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 $ O! [1 w$ Z% W+ E$ u! j
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
  ^7 ?& E* I9 T你当我无到？
# O. ?  n" \6 K" e" I2 L12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 v1 Q! r( q0 ?0 B/ w
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
0 p8 b- K' Y+ p8 v8 X9 C) z13 Today I was very black son.
8 M3 i+ T2 T) y8 o1 e0 ]今日我好黑仔。 : G& k0 x) s* B" J7 z4 C
14 I am wearing grass.
$ l; [% ]4 m# E我着紧草。
' ]" _$ ]' ]4 `* D+ H& k% @15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! / w3 m$ g1 S1 \$ U1 d
你未够班同我讲数！
9 v) k) i& K  E1 ~16 Two beat six. ! E) s9 |) U$ J1 ^0 e
二打六
8 w# L3 l6 b* I' i; k17 Two five son.
  G) ?. L: O8 j+ a, G二五仔 ! }/ e2 g# b( s
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ' I+ Y' G1 G& t0 R$ _5 v
琴琴青 # n" i! h$ ?0 w3 R9 N2 l
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 * q' F6 I5 B7 c2 S3 W* k7 X
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
7 C; l4 y) s4 Y20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
6 J: }7 l# @. r) C" \- Q& p- s蠢蠢欲動 。
% G9 b( w( g7 Q) ], Z/ _  s21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
% W0 {- c7 ]% `$ T人山人海 。
' ^0 P, m4 B/ P" B, r: _22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
; B% }4 i- y% R* W4 P8 i- u你算老幾?
( Q- [, e3 W- u; N5 [7 q+ N23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 # T5 r  ~! i1 Q9 s& O3 Z
你講乜鬼? 4 ~. ^. c& k5 m* j2 P
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 , k! w5 P' U% H4 B/ w& w) ?
我驚你有牙！
; s& h4 P8 e4 ]! i& M- i25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 6 j( F' y/ W  L2 {( r& a
心花怒放。   
- h: h8 M. e+ K# o* a! FFish skin
: Y: b1 v1 j" n6 r+ [2 p鱼皮 。 ; n% D& r+ Z7 R! p! G' a% P6 ^. O
Monster of blowing water.
# L# W' l1 O6 }" P3 u吹水怪。 & Q/ A/ {4 I* b2 ?
Face green green
/ i  N) B( `& Z1 ]9 {: o5 H) O面青青。
! L1 m6 M+ b9 i6 L/ GYou see road carefully : S' {) s1 T" P9 u) D" v
你小心睇路
$ o" A' Q: Q$ p  T6 K4 iYou go to street carefully 0 v+ f! v2 D$ O; [0 E% b/ V) v
你出街小心D。
, b7 Y8 l( K7 i9 v* Z- T: X: d. fDo the world 4 k& l; D& |$ C! @+ O
做世界 。
& e" G8 |9 {& J& BBig tea rice
& a* A' Q6 ^) d7 E: f大茶饭 。
) m3 A4 K. |4 j% Q" Q- ]American chinese not enough.
, [: Q3 X2 o1 ~- h- l, p美中不足。
& o+ c* e1 Q6 m2 R# FKing eight egg.
2 s8 _' T2 v+ b& y. V, ?+ {. t王八蛋 6 n! @% U6 {/ B& T: S
High hand.
1 D( e* `+ u; ?4 c高手
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7 O' C0 [; x) w  |6 Z0 R) \! G% fOld dot. ' `6 M" a7 T0 P8 c- U7 x) c
老点 : m2 Y% r1 d5 b6 q9 b! [
One old water
) d+ s( E; o% ~! j一旧水 ' k1 q/ t) `1 P% [
I know your mouse. + z' P0 r" p- v- _# I
我识你老鼠！
: x. X  W$ C+ N" {Measure water/Pound water. 0 K7 B4 P+ Q: s! N5 f! J5 p
磅水 ! w1 _- Z; o+ _- s
A dragon service.
" V  P( \% t2 o/ t) p/ n5 q一条龙服务 / @+ Z( W4 \4 u' T- j) V' ?
Pump water. ) d+ ~& P2 a9 l' k
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 D$ u: F2 d" P& m
我吹鸡打你班友。 + `/ u) D; Y: s' H" R  _8 B
You jump building.
  R% r* e6 M* p! u$ P9 X( T你跳楼啦。 " V, Q  F" n/ |; Z. k
You come back home and eat banana . j! P8 n& Q+ j
你返屋企食蕉啦 ! \/ |/ J8 t4 r% w
I give you a hair. 4 P  `6 L- B: k7 k" a5 r
我俾条毛你ar! 9 i0 W: z; O) x8 Z

$ p* Z& x: K: RCollect skin . n# `0 f8 g& k: [/ F! e( y! C
收皮
. h* ~. n( }5 y0 sCollect father ' W' q! G8 I: L7 C
收爹
9 c# [; g! f7 oYou give me collect father. # f4 b6 ?, M! c* g8 j
你同我收爹！ 3 W7 H6 O% I, h" P- T; u! w+ d. [( G
Laugh die me. & `" l/ d& x2 O" _
笑死我。
' b! u6 F' [% R& A! H# O" AYou give me stop.
& n" T* c+ a8 @) D! P4 h. z7 ^你同我企系度。
6 g" J) j, x% C- @Eight woman
! `8 [, ?" l( |6 n' j8 N八婆 ; ]. j8 @* y: U$ O
Eight woman,you are good! - q% t. ^- q. g. q# b/ {& B3 M
八婆，你好o野! " F9 Q8 R* D8 ~0 Z0 V* c
What the spring do you do?
, ]2 z! N8 @" [- [3 j你搞乜春啊? % A" m* B4 d! p- U' m9 @
A dog of eating dung
% V! J$ I8 e7 c9 Z8 M; o食屎狗
2 D' ^0 B% x0 t/ M; p* v  _% DA ghost of ass 1 P0 \9 O5 G& }& G$ D7 B3 `
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
3 H3 V; j. k$ J) ^都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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( i+ e. ^- A% }4 q  E4 y0 c* G# ltotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......0 l" _( [- L1 q) o# ^2 f7 @! E
this is not hong kong style english.....
+ m( h+ @( {1 |) Cthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
/ `# d. {' U$ u1 q" N2 }2 ui've already ban this shit..." D0 J7 g# n6 @$ }" g
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.