香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
3 V% j; H. l0 V甘多人死，唔见你死。 5 z5 X# j+ M2 K9 M) B* s7 b; e
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / a5 [7 h& n" q8 _2 g
你教我以后点出嚟行?
/ b2 k6 R* }# K% o( j3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
. m3 |+ X* x  G: S0 u如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : j# z) `3 c- \5 ~+ t4 \4 {7 a  z
4 "I saw a pork chop" 9 v, S( ~! X1 v) o' V
我见到件猪扒啊。 / v3 D7 q8 }. d, h
5 Are you road?
2 \) d6 A" _) c6 i4 @& E; p; i7 f+ k你系咪路啊？ ; W) Z7 c' J) [6 `
6 What the water are you? " ]0 \9 F7 I; M: v! w5 F
你系乜水啊？
; {/ H* a# o2 y1 K: Y! P# v" r7 Do you big me?
. g7 R1 a3 ?% M  t你大我啊？ - b  H6 q$ K, [7 V' t
8 Zebra chops people. ; F$ d( ~8 l+ u8 [
班马劈友。 " U# |9 w5 k; u2 A5 \. Q
9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 x1 E0 o( Z/ N6 f. C8 b
界女王。
: \. A* W5 ?2 n/ v9 {. c7 H10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
, @1 W9 q& v3 y2 d批我个头俾你当凳坐。 / R$ @9 `& x5 P* L9 X! L
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
  n6 H+ X# e( v; t你当我无到？ ( b( m' {6 v5 W0 e
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
- }' n( T7 Y. a% b你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 3 e& i( L7 m3 u# t; t
13 Today I was very black son. 7 _* S7 G, c, H  z& Y
今日我好黑仔。 " a, z/ ]3 D3 h7 f  N
14 I am wearing grass.
5 d. @- }9 G6 s# D" c8 x我着紧草。
1 C7 N/ Y. h# _9 z# x! i# d15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! - V; b5 c' I% I7 d
你未够班同我讲数！
$ H) k% I$ j: I" `; |) m! f  i* r+ \16 Two beat six. ! D* i+ m  w) G) ?  ]" n
二打六
0 H4 T, z( a; N; M+ \17 Two five son.
* ^, d+ `6 P/ {) d二五仔
& t, C" Y* @! b- ~' n$ n" G18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
, N. ?" c, S& F& K琴琴青 5 v# `" H' W/ g; K( ^( H7 ]
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 3 ?$ P, Y) w9 Q# N& o$ f6 K% _& O
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ! _9 X+ }$ k, C) x" }( [. e
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 & B7 w0 {2 I& v4 f2 t
蠢蠢欲動 。 * Y2 k& c: u; J
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
1 w: _! R' v( X: d+ r* H  G; C9 L人山人海 。 $ z8 {) f# J# O/ n5 d! N6 ^. S: y
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ; g5 M' M2 t& z0 ^4 n; e, m2 D
你算老幾?
* g9 A' ^5 f. Y  \8 r23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
* M" V! o' S1 h0 f, L2 c* r; `. _5 S你講乜鬼?
1 C3 D3 x( {9 v& I5 J$ e8 I+ F1 c24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 3 W0 |# [+ m& Y* o5 t. A/ @8 j& u
我驚你有牙！
9 z+ o$ k9 U# J25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ) D) j# R6 p0 S6 J$ f
心花怒放。   " y/ k9 k+ U( H3 X" h
Fish skin
% j' i6 t2 ?* N8 ?2 j鱼皮 。
6 A* n: _4 _' M5 e+ |3 q+ Q8 qMonster of blowing water.
  N) ~" {; H; T2 W: {% V& A吹水怪。 ) Y- F% r# ]8 |' u
Face green green
. y& @: v7 F' V0 O面青青。 4 o1 f6 w$ \2 Z) z
You see road carefully 4 i9 W& v. ]: F: p
你小心睇路 ! w. T  ?& v0 g+ r1 G% Y( c$ z, B. O
You go to street carefully
! a( S& s4 x$ k你出街小心D。
( `/ m( r2 `. hDo the world
8 J  @  W7 ]7 R" u: ?3 ^, n2 U# X' F做世界 。
& Y7 [; I$ N1 l% `0 b2 hBig tea rice
5 z3 [/ ?, K3 X* H大茶饭 。 ) h9 b+ ~/ O/ A
American chinese not enough.
% P# X$ ?: [5 _! H) P美中不足。
1 A$ w) u9 C5 E9 s1 O( n+ zKing eight egg.
$ m/ p7 y" n) h王八蛋 $ w2 d- _$ V: X3 j' c5 `
High hand. " S- }" E! t  h
高手 2 ~, N: V8 j7 E/ |+ Z( d
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Old dot.
& g! J/ I/ |/ V- ^  S+ ]7 ~老点 1 |9 ?; ]! d6 @, I% U3 O  O9 n
One old water - a. ?/ V% i' w9 g8 g! B$ L5 C* A
一旧水 & Y( B2 U' P7 o0 l5 @
I know your mouse. 2 ?9 K  a- o- v& {( Y
我识你老鼠！ * Z+ D! E% E) A0 {% P3 t
Measure water/Pound water.
8 H! Y4 h! A- R; y) ^7 o+ Z/ K6 }磅水
1 K, l3 m& O  E1 C# PA dragon service.
4 }6 I3 c0 L! \/ K4 \- h3 t. m6 e一条龙服务 ) Z5 w! g: [& y' `/ Q. Z
Pump water.
6 v! |* F0 s  J7 u****
1 ~; X5 Z4 i0 p4 jI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * f: ~$ p* n$ T! }% d. G7 c
我吹鸡打你班友。 - u& N- E% G/ c# V, d  O; M
You jump building. * X. f& k& \7 U& j0 r
你跳楼啦。 . k3 ~/ S$ e/ U1 Q* V  E
You come back home and eat banana
. M# b& ?7 Y5 D你返屋企食蕉啦 ; c  `: A. L1 U1 _: A7 A
I give you a hair. ! ]8 H) S+ ~8 }9 w
我俾条毛你ar! 9 N- C2 K# l% ^6 H$ F9 U
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Collect skin 2 q- k' w2 {0 K, f
收皮
% a2 ?  n  C+ O$ K! E" a  QCollect father " ]' ^5 [7 G3 p
收爹 0 u; F; _' M# r$ d$ h* Q
You give me collect father. ! S7 V+ v' h: n8 z. k
你同我收爹！
/ A! \; [- z" \& T  C0 }( v( aLaugh die me. $ e4 V/ ?7 t* P0 O6 k4 a" x' e+ x
笑死我。 4 p" H% ?" \- ], Y6 X+ J( S. {) u$ J
You give me stop.
$ j- C/ |" b/ b2 w你同我企系度。
% l( h- x; q# a) w& D, jEight woman
1 R! y" i0 n' G* N八婆 , {+ L# e: G+ M% {8 w! N8 u& ~7 q
Eight woman,you are good! / e+ @, N" w$ {8 K( c: `/ Q' e6 q
八婆，你好o野!
$ ^! Y8 I( R7 XWhat the spring do you do? 8 \* N; n2 n, d9 Z( N6 d, k
你搞乜春啊?
, U5 L! ?* V" G% y* p; h5 O2 ~" JA dog of eating dung + }; h; z2 a( J
食屎狗
% y+ i" W# i  e, j$ ?6 i  zA ghost of ass
, b( \+ f! f' E$ d: @, Z屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....- }; s; T8 ~  y6 w; E% L  S
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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/ f. Z! T7 Y% f3 q8 Ztotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......0 x$ A+ G, E, `
this is not hong kong style english.....
4 [+ G1 p1 t$ i9 V2 S. L6 c/ @this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
. u4 B" @$ W3 D3 S0 _1 Ti've already ban this shit...& O  S- |5 w$ r
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.