香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
# }- z/ Y8 w  p  c甘多人死，唔见你死。
5 A: d  p. X, n! W: l0 h2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? + H" G; {; i9 c5 h- w- X! H
你教我以后点出嚟行?
) H+ n! @$ J- d" N8 N* s$ u2 B5 G3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
- O4 j1 ?1 D* ^' t, \, a" Y. @如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 6 V9 h! f* V- r6 s2 }3 Q) d
4 "I saw a pork chop" 9 y7 U# p5 s+ A9 S* ]
我见到件猪扒啊。 1 Q/ v; T) I/ }3 v
5 Are you road? " S7 D: v4 C$ l- u
你系咪路啊？ 2 s0 [& h' j5 x; h
6 What the water are you? ) J$ B5 A; ^2 a8 Q. E! i: y
你系乜水啊？   I) K3 n5 g0 Y$ |
7 Do you big me? ) }: G* ~% J, q% M0 \2 h- V
你大我啊？
: d& C$ H% a, `; B- A- y8 Zebra chops people. 9 H. `7 M) q6 E. s' {
班马劈友。
8 B: h. z+ o7 r/ L+ `  }; g9 The king of the cutting girl.
' d9 v( \3 }; I. l9 j界女王。
" [3 T0 W8 A) P! ?10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
  O, |( r6 Z: g- [8 W4 ~7 |4 k批我个头俾你当凳坐。 + a8 K& y+ g1 ~3 G
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 3 N. d! t# `( D8 ?; h; S( a- ^
你当我无到？ 1 [/ b3 W. M& }
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
% [" x4 P4 g, m6 c  T# c你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
4 I: P+ J% b  x13 Today I was very black son. ! t8 j/ T3 d; }% p1 t/ i8 o
今日我好黑仔。
6 s; ~! S6 _! G0 n( G2 b14 I am wearing grass.
6 L; c. k  L0 [! t, D1 K9 m我着紧草。 8 H: P6 x. B0 Y9 R4 Y' h. Y
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 }/ M" c+ U1 N" o0 @  C你未够班同我讲数！ : g4 G, }" Y  q- Q; |- P
16 Two beat six. 4 `# I* E8 ]% _
二打六
/ y9 p4 Y9 v% R6 ?4 q17 Two five son.
. F* @$ e7 Z+ `: H二五仔
( Y" y" q( d: _6 {/ g" p1 J3 \18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 3 r7 w+ l, Z) s9 F3 o, O
琴琴青 5 X$ R8 k/ F. L
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
# |3 C  G$ B& f我俾D顏色你睇睇！
, F# F! K: S2 i& c; ^/ n20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 5 U9 L1 b! K. m, T. w0 O
蠢蠢欲動 。
: ^$ }" a6 A5 V8 ~, I21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 1 }; k$ k% k3 o0 n. h
人山人海 。
( |8 |' E% m+ ?3 \22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
0 I! H: b4 V! r5 y0 I9 m你算老幾?
  V2 V6 ^) I) Z7 D$ ~23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 * p# X4 [* p/ B, Y7 f
你講乜鬼?
: g# d% _) g9 K- \" J2 P: |24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 . Y& a7 Z$ C3 t& Y4 Q/ Z4 q: t
我驚你有牙！ . I, z4 }9 H, u+ H& j7 l
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
$ ]& _! ?: K& U5 K! X% W3 o心花怒放。   
' x1 a; _9 A' G1 u3 P8 y) H( QFish skin 3 m0 s' X" }3 _* N# j9 c* p' ?
鱼皮 。
. f3 H3 n+ l, k) ]Monster of blowing water.
5 c- O! I, Q' {! V吹水怪。
7 I6 ]' j; R0 \: [Face green green ; G9 x1 a( O7 Z
面青青。 2 B, ?1 R! a8 k
You see road carefully . E; w  v0 Y5 {) P/ w
你小心睇路
  \( |$ B$ v4 }2 M2 vYou go to street carefully
" [& z2 H( v+ V( }8 M8 U3 p, q你出街小心D。
. g3 O5 x. R, {6 T! k, mDo the world 3 ]* E9 [- V! j* s* G0 w7 S
做世界 。 " [- k$ S8 v+ X" T! V, [/ R, C
Big tea rice 2 \$ X1 K2 e* ~3 P7 O  k6 r
大茶饭 。 * y2 w% X, u5 V$ q9 S4 w7 u
American chinese not enough.
4 x7 ?: l9 @! o& h* P美中不足。 % \3 l7 d; g4 K
King eight egg.
) i0 j8 ]' k0 f9 \/ b$ @! @# ?王八蛋 5 }5 I( e9 J1 ^8 R9 C6 H
High hand.
8 O% b& b. f, B# v) T" Y高手 % V* q: A: G. u  N' F2 w
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Old dot.
' i7 c: B, K0 ?# M6 g* |老点
( R+ s8 o6 E/ @7 e8 N& kOne old water   m' h7 ]6 H& J6 J8 c
一旧水 # r" G; M3 N: `4 b  R0 k0 h
I know your mouse.
) w6 {0 k, e" k! h我识你老鼠！ 2 M1 ?- w: a5 x- f; @
Measure water/Pound water.
2 a9 D2 M5 I9 d磅水 - K! i, A' m7 [' d* L
A dragon service. 4 C. d1 z+ G% S' G
一条龙服务
6 `! @$ b1 J& ~% k8 rPump water. 0 K8 S9 c( ^, _. ?3 D: @
****
) r% R0 ]% j& K+ N& `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 a" l# }& \: B我吹鸡打你班友。
: F! h/ N; g3 R7 _: t% dYou jump building.
& \3 [, s# K; h( p& z你跳楼啦。
, \) m2 W# `9 d/ p& q! p% \9 T( ^You come back home and eat banana
9 k4 z# T0 j9 q) h% U: e8 J你返屋企食蕉啦 3 U5 |( N  U. ?( D
I give you a hair.
0 y  E0 z) C7 a+ [, Y: h; Z我俾条毛你ar!
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& o1 ]# M  J3 o9 ~Collect skin 2 o8 ^8 _: y- L0 K
收皮
9 M+ O$ z( Z8 L4 S* _  ?/ m2 VCollect father 3 |: O4 b/ v; S3 @/ k8 E2 H3 s7 _
收爹 5 k5 O+ P" x- g- J1 A! A" S/ p: m: n
You give me collect father.
/ o  j  V* a. g0 Y  [你同我收爹！
% d3 R. o# \2 O( O# G$ ?/ {  PLaugh die me. $ ^# S1 F5 n4 f3 x0 q
笑死我。 8 i7 |$ `1 _& ?
You give me stop.
- g0 j% ~3 h  c% [你同我企系度。 3 z! G  s  n3 T# G) e1 P. u, C
Eight woman
1 n. R+ s# O% _' x- `0 \+ _八婆
- c9 J+ V4 O- J- kEight woman,you are good! , n5 F4 f# Q+ C" ?
八婆，你好o野!
) J! U+ B, @* i. l1 @/ X; xWhat the spring do you do? / i0 d1 G/ K7 R  R
你搞乜春啊? + e, u; u" r/ n" m: N$ J
A dog of eating dung 6 G! }# Y/ p! q
食屎狗
4 Y8 z5 z  B% `9 M7 s8 o4 p- R6 gA ghost of ass
8 x" q+ g  s4 e* W, J# Y6 B屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....! S7 y7 `' t' a/ ^$ ~
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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* I, X3 x  W1 i: p, f+ z  qtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
. o* {# w7 P/ w  U2 |this is not hong kong style english.....( L2 p# A' ~0 i! u: l
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....7 ?3 C2 x6 u- r; [6 I" E" V% ^
i've already ban this shit...; d9 x  }" v2 J
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.