香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 3 T; Z# q: Y+ x) b$ C) c! ^) T; Z9 \
甘多人死，唔见你死。
6 X' p  k3 u& @! L" @, L$ Y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
7 A) o3 G. h+ J# d1 U你教我以后点出嚟行? + c# U1 z2 i. q5 n& ?. z4 M
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. $ ~, [  f% n! I5 t
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
$ ?) {8 r6 H- z+ X2 u4 "I saw a pork chop"
0 {" |* h1 E% D. S+ V& S# h我见到件猪扒啊。
4 S. f6 c( ^1 G! s8 m. _# Q/ C5 Are you road?
! h! K. n4 Y/ D你系咪路啊？
5 u" l7 T1 Q  f% F4 |/ ]6 What the water are you?
; U; ]; {/ h) `! ^6 W你系乜水啊？   t  O( ~6 J( ~
7 Do you big me?   P, M1 `& [' Q% G! Y
你大我啊？ 4 n6 Z9 K; {  r* `3 K8 i
8 Zebra chops people.
/ I) j$ R4 O; H$ N: c班马劈友。 " B" m+ T1 S$ u) h% X' N4 V8 q
9 The king of the cutting girl.
' Q3 [# ^8 T; d+ b界女王。 - F  C$ g2 w8 [& b! N: l
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
6 f, X! D3 F, u批我个头俾你当凳坐。
5 t" A$ c% P( v) l. ~4 P7 ]11 Do you think me didn't arrive?   \, h2 K- I, o/ k2 ~
你当我无到？
6 g' P/ A0 w" d12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. . `8 I0 _  @7 t* v) k
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ ' m* K+ S* ~) y/ Q3 ^+ T
13 Today I was very black son.
" I, }# @5 e: x: C; r今日我好黑仔。
6 r% i% y  |; `. I% w0 o. `3 Z2 M1 t14 I am wearing grass.
" E7 g) o; U& e4 l) j我着紧草。
4 Z0 x4 Q" v  K) [  A15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
1 ]+ q8 r7 l+ _' h. R, R4 b* z你未够班同我讲数！
- I0 l0 c# e2 G: C0 w8 p3 K16 Two beat six.
) H9 j0 b7 C9 A# p7 j二打六 - r' r8 d9 t" d& t2 C9 I; s
17 Two five son.
) m; ^2 H  d8 q- m3 c$ C8 l4 ?二五仔 4 [- W, e5 O- x. L, E, |6 Q
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
# ]# I3 N7 W$ w& J2 \琴琴青 " T% O; X( z! p
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 " e4 y7 L$ @: K4 C. l2 K3 Y, D# D; T
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 7 y, E' u8 z" h0 D' K8 O7 ]" r: M" j
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
% P7 T1 w  v, j+ o( v$ J; S4 d* G蠢蠢欲動 。 ! N( P. M' k+ C0 J
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ) d$ @0 ?6 J2 y7 Q! F. n
人山人海 。
: X$ |1 i+ u0 \, {; j22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
2 M  w  {, g4 {  m$ Q你算老幾? % r! T1 a0 i4 x7 V
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 / o1 l4 D+ Q+ d3 |) v, D7 G
你講乜鬼?
; {1 d8 c# R. {24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 1 }& k" Q- d1 I" u% ~9 o9 v" E
我驚你有牙！ 2 h3 l. r# `/ J. e
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 ; f; f  s$ q# O  _6 r/ w- n% n
心花怒放。   
. B- U% h: v& E! A0 VFish skin
' y9 R% W! z, F1 a5 R' _鱼皮 。 5 K2 l; F" w5 |" ?; Y; n
Monster of blowing water. ) j1 Q( `2 D1 X( \" x: u1 m7 K3 j2 u
吹水怪。   P6 o7 T. d2 A8 b" \
Face green green - h4 a+ |! p. S8 y6 a+ y
面青青。
; p  y4 `. x( iYou see road carefully
" E8 R: W  N9 `# @你小心睇路
( N4 b8 V1 P) X+ v9 J' \  G9 R% [You go to street carefully
& i# b4 |5 i) h" C" B, A' @: \# M你出街小心D。
2 H3 G$ M  ?. d  X. d+ `' E/ ODo the world
4 P  o0 |& Z; b0 d& ~: \做世界 。
' N  i( x, D8 g: g& v0 x6 wBig tea rice . Q9 e- r& m5 ]+ v: m& U7 U
大茶饭 。
. p$ M$ r  R- h) F3 |American chinese not enough.
8 g; H8 ]7 s, B# E$ X7 e美中不足。
' Q! {& x; Y. z1 X: K/ ~King eight egg. 1 r# U/ U, h1 i( y3 F% l( x
王八蛋 ) W- _2 E* Z" k. w7 ?3 W# I9 p/ h- K6 W
High hand. 3 ?" e; d7 D& R
高手 + S2 S9 f) ?# {# D
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Old dot. : A+ g% t2 a  O
老点 7 ?, C8 S$ C  ^
One old water , I5 ^0 x2 b( m; H
一旧水
9 K& R" h8 @5 \; sI know your mouse. " D7 w3 F0 B0 Y1 t6 K) G; m  P
我识你老鼠！ ! Z1 R  H& ]' ?) t& u5 J
Measure water/Pound water.
# |9 W# _# ~8 x( d( H磅水 - U# Z; t; \5 G3 Q$ m# v( g
A dragon service.
7 L$ P" V" y# H# K一条龙服务
, R+ b# F$ ^7 ^' V) V$ QPump water. 1 S3 W; N7 d3 y- s1 }+ L- ?" x
****
; P  `2 W- s6 c1 Y6 ]I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
& i- K# B8 g' \; S3 E我吹鸡打你班友。
& J: C7 B+ }0 ]: UYou jump building.
8 v4 ^' y/ W8 P: B! g$ \你跳楼啦。 0 T- t3 Q( z% F$ n
You come back home and eat banana ( z4 H  m: r: x: M, [  \
你返屋企食蕉啦
& K: S7 _3 r$ }) N# B: ~8 LI give you a hair. " w* V$ f0 T; f: j1 V& b
我俾条毛你ar! ; M8 E; _# m- m3 }* o
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Collect skin 0 a9 B) ]# c& h- |/ S; Q0 `& z8 r
收皮 " Q5 `+ r, N' R
Collect father + [" F! c5 n$ X4 j8 e
收爹 ( D7 k5 T9 {2 f6 w7 j
You give me collect father.
0 ~  W4 d& f4 \你同我收爹！
, ^! _5 D; T; sLaugh die me.
* }) G9 s6 X% U7 \, I/ o+ J+ x笑死我。 , ^, s# Q" F/ s; W
You give me stop.
' m8 Q$ w4 X1 d3 A+ [( I( \' ^! z你同我企系度。   `/ [9 N# E7 c7 t7 v( Q, F* P
Eight woman
4 X' M+ x) A: q8 H3 B八婆 + D$ F! O0 }( G  H2 y
Eight woman,you are good! 3 ?# @3 W8 N5 w4 f7 A" T
八婆，你好o野! 6 n6 k5 W+ A- Z9 o. s- d6 N: W
What the spring do you do?
6 [7 f  U7 p: H0 ]1 ^- z你搞乜春啊? & Q+ W/ I! N4 Q
A dog of eating dung
+ B4 T" a6 _( [0 y! T( R' L+ m食屎狗
/ d, l3 Z( W$ G4 I! p6 q" xA ghost of ass
4 ]: K6 x" G. s! j" U/ E6 x+ K* g. @屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...... u! _2 g& M; h
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......9 J) A5 A7 K* H9 T! Y4 G
this is not hong kong style english...... b& f% c7 N- h
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 r- `/ s' r- t# }% a8 |! i7 o
i've already ban this shit...! M1 e- x0 U7 U( Q
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.