香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
; k- \2 S3 c; t$ t4 U' D甘多人死，唔见你死。 " @( J$ s  Q5 [" i$ z3 ?
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? & `& x" k+ `) t( [: H  ~; t7 e" F
你教我以后点出嚟行? ; d% K  N0 s/ E2 Y2 b: S
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
) m; x1 f: _6 t1 n) g' Z: N# \如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 # Q2 U. j; ^( ^
4 "I saw a pork chop" 8 m" h& Q) g+ [! t  |
我见到件猪扒啊。 ( B- ]( |5 P7 {* g- e  s
5 Are you road? 8 K. D7 P/ I2 v& A+ W' q0 `
你系咪路啊？   G% y& w% H( ]9 l4 E# v" e3 u
6 What the water are you? # N  I; w4 b  D4 G3 g4 b
你系乜水啊？ & g( ]! N2 w9 [8 w5 p
7 Do you big me?
. Y; _- s. o/ Z& U; O' K/ R3 T你大我啊？
9 s+ v( h5 G1 y5 d$ J1 |/ i8 Zebra chops people. $ u. u. d, I3 @3 \
班马劈友。 6 {. F  H' L' V2 l
9 The king of the cutting girl.
. r. a1 H( v0 m& a: r界女王。 % O' ~, {" F4 @; g
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
' h5 C  o- _0 p: V/ |2 `2 D7 j批我个头俾你当凳坐。
% y: U7 C& z8 K/ {" h( E$ R11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
* C& J4 i. ?1 A! U( ^; v你当我无到？ 2 Z  a4 z2 I, B1 d, I
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. ( P! z$ D  {$ `' H
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
2 T1 R& q# `. m- q& U6 B( Z13 Today I was very black son. ! @2 T% c/ _% m
今日我好黑仔。 8 P( c* S( k1 b! P% n# ^" @
14 I am wearing grass.
1 ~2 J' G( ~1 e+ A( y9 T我着紧草。
- Y4 a' @, a3 }5 Y) O1 i; I15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 6 x; }7 a1 j# O$ n
你未够班同我讲数！
% P$ I# t7 J( z, G' y' P; y4 K16 Two beat six. ' `  E. `- a6 E! ^" D# K; V$ W3 t
二打六
  n, J, k9 `; k( m* N3 q" R17 Two five son.
' k9 r5 s! Y- R# i7 I/ Y: Z4 N" r. I二五仔 ' _' |' b5 ]2 c  S9 m) `. H% Y
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 9 ^8 r0 u" d0 C, ^6 e/ v$ \
琴琴青
$ X2 f+ Y( H+ s; x0 F19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
$ D; ~; Q! j" a6 e0 g/ ^& Z' _" b我俾D顏色你睇睇！
3 s; {: d+ v! C3 W20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 , N6 _, J4 y1 k) e: b
蠢蠢欲動 。 : W2 d" \. L5 I; s
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
5 [; E5 X. g& X$ p2 D$ ]& q人山人海 。 & x0 }$ P; U& n9 Q7 y( s
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
+ {6 e4 @5 j% C, R你算老幾? $ f" U8 ^  @% G$ m$ V" f) T: ^
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
# _8 V+ u" d& w3 O你講乜鬼?
, z. R2 w# f6 P7 A$ X  e0 ]24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 . J. w( o; s* B  L1 L
我驚你有牙！ ' l  W9 F  [4 x& b
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
- J% e# C2 @1 d) W( P心花怒放。   7 d' W+ O6 k7 b
Fish skin 2 h* B5 T* l' P6 p4 j/ w
鱼皮 。 5 p  ~: |7 m0 @+ R2 \
Monster of blowing water.
  o: l& `. V' q, \1 j4 {. i- p吹水怪。 # B( U, X6 {1 W/ ]! Q
Face green green ' j3 T6 e+ ]: i  g* N& T" h" Y* F
面青青。
0 k; B0 O- `: `; t+ }You see road carefully
. [- n% q+ ]# W7 `3 i4 N" B: @9 v你小心睇路 ; ^& Y$ `  }& D- c0 u
You go to street carefully
' H* K) E9 s9 O) z你出街小心D。
- x( Y$ N$ y/ ]9 x6 [7 l/ x; jDo the world 7 Q  s/ S& Q; j0 O  N+ Z- L( f
做世界 。
1 E0 \- }' N' p$ w8 \Big tea rice 1 s% M; M  q/ m& p0 U& A! q2 {
大茶饭 。 4 ]8 F8 {$ d' E0 c. W
American chinese not enough.
( a9 e' O; F7 S) V* D美中不足。
* j+ e  p6 x) {6 LKing eight egg.
! y" U% f$ F& W王八蛋
) J0 ?5 T2 @$ KHigh hand. 2 y4 N# q' r4 k( I6 C
高手
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) E0 B9 R8 j: b/ r. NOld dot. + J/ g" R2 l- y& R, F
老点 . Z0 V. G; M. f( s" ^! d! m) _1 `
One old water
* w4 |4 h& X) G+ K9 b: L一旧水
* ]$ x) ~+ {% A8 ZI know your mouse.
: P" l- b: K' B+ D2 Z5 `我识你老鼠！ & \$ V0 F( m* u0 _( r
Measure water/Pound water. : v. E* n' B: r4 R; V% d3 _
磅水 1 J) Z9 c" W7 e
A dragon service.
+ H; _2 m) I6 l* ~一条龙服务 . g3 f5 D; M3 f
Pump water.
* V# i) J2 R1 N9 b% v. D7 }****
% Z7 d7 d" k' D9 t' ZI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 4 x6 J5 s+ t+ ]5 N. ?% `
我吹鸡打你班友。 7 i; }: K8 y: w. w3 s
You jump building. $ M6 R* Q$ w+ N$ Y2 x! k) S
你跳楼啦。 2 C  `9 R' {: c! ~: ~
You come back home and eat banana / d; R. L: I/ o2 G7 n
你返屋企食蕉啦
* R+ H" \# ]1 ^* L  LI give you a hair. + n. J9 W& R+ F$ o; {% O% k( J
我俾条毛你ar! ; V# P# ^6 }8 d$ a3 G9 p
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Collect skin 9 U' T, Y1 N" x2 u& Q+ |9 O% Y! x( w9 P
收皮
& l6 n# g! G% v- gCollect father
) A' G& A* y2 N/ P, z$ }) K4 E收爹
7 b8 ~  v" [5 [& h  i# YYou give me collect father.
; F) Y8 n6 O6 b你同我收爹！
7 c% t& H6 z1 J3 P% z, i# Q) TLaugh die me. * ?7 O" p6 n% S3 ^
笑死我。 2 x) D1 n' D3 B" O
You give me stop. 7 }( U; M$ U" l; }; @- e
你同我企系度。 % m6 d6 d1 C, p8 }/ ]/ Z+ I" H
Eight woman
, y* J! b+ ?7 ~4 {八婆
; W- b4 p0 D+ H- ~( ?2 zEight woman,you are good! 8 ^1 F. A- q4 T8 N' h# O" d. e
八婆，你好o野!
5 v# Z$ x+ H. u# K8 |. ]- BWhat the spring do you do? - ?+ J" X# P' _- r2 W7 C
你搞乜春啊?
' F6 H5 K) \7 P+ f; MA dog of eating dung
5 Y, G/ g- W6 z- y4 J食屎狗   }3 Z# E% X7 {8 k1 r8 P4 \
A ghost of ass ! J2 @; D( C+ Q0 T! c+ j! R( o
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....7 Q0 q. t! a: p2 R( C3 ?& \
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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3 k& V# M! i9 A! o" F% j" ^) Htotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......1 Y# }9 b# U# n$ a6 T' P; ?
this is not hong kong style english.....2 @8 @7 _+ ~. ~' c5 M8 u5 m& x. H
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
+ m+ F0 M  X  e; \i've already ban this shit.... S# ]- W# g/ g3 \( V
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.