香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. # s' N" y# k1 f8 U4 w
甘多人死，唔见你死。 ! h" o: I0 I& M! N( V- y2 n
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
+ Q( W* S7 w' e你教我以后点出嚟行?
6 ~; X6 A: Y4 T7 A3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. $ {. W) N. ~4 y( w+ y4 X; K
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 % Y" |. Q2 {. k2 i. g  b
4 "I saw a pork chop"
. a# D9 E3 P0 L8 G6 u) N6 Q我见到件猪扒啊。
5 y# I- Y/ o' [/ l3 Q: l5 Are you road?
, U: N- ^9 e0 n& k你系咪路啊？ 0 h; V& f8 Z' K( E  p5 c1 r
6 What the water are you? ( {( c6 t7 E. i. R  n1 K
你系乜水啊？
! z  q4 y, X6 c/ ?5 S4 {7 Do you big me?
* s  j, H  I* w3 Z8 W7 T( m+ Y你大我啊？ " ?( P. w* B& c1 X- Y! S* D6 v
8 Zebra chops people.
6 G6 n% ^1 u" i+ [- w* m班马劈友。 + }: a9 U# r0 l) g
9 The king of the cutting girl.
2 X7 b1 _8 m) d2 Q界女王。
* ^4 c5 z* c8 o  M6 I10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 k( ^# R! f8 M5 j* v5 g4 U批我个头俾你当凳坐。
/ I$ T5 x1 ]" `  H/ o11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
  a& o! o& q) {  |你当我无到？
' p' o4 k& ~; }( c" J" ?12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
/ R/ N5 r, x1 Y你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
* Y: L, N* Y; _: \* J; `13 Today I was very black son.
& t* \' G8 L. s2 M今日我好黑仔。 ; D$ ?/ T- p' c. b) A7 j. _
14 I am wearing grass. " R& I4 ~! Y( C" m
我着紧草。
; e) o7 u3 y/ a: r* G2 s( x' S15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
. u. g4 O) i! T+ G9 [你未够班同我讲数！ 8 B# l, M5 D) ]/ z$ ]
16 Two beat six. 0 X* X9 C4 h9 z
二打六
; Q' k2 `: Y2 C) n# ?17 Two five son.
- q: |- f5 e3 {% N; t: Y二五仔
. W1 K8 N: }6 b9 ^/ z/ f18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 $ b# ]" @$ L* ]% M- `; m
琴琴青 4 e" n( F( \3 F
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ; J3 {- E  a* G4 @; c5 N) u
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 5 g/ p* H* O, l! H
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 - `, Z+ M( q! F  }$ o
蠢蠢欲動 。 & f7 X$ ?1 F4 ~7 T3 o  p! t: f
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
* B% o+ X2 T2 j& L* g! _1 t人山人海 。 ! ?, x/ |# W) z4 f1 y- \
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 , O! Q: z5 P% F
你算老幾? . r: I1 ~3 C1 |% w( E  i
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 , ]( d5 F* K- a* O4 `$ Y
你講乜鬼?
4 a( s5 b/ B7 Y, x( Y24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
" L4 p' W6 S  `0 b9 A我驚你有牙！ 8 J9 a4 f" n) n" T6 Y( w
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
4 \# \# S/ j2 |2 Q8 m8 \- ]心花怒放。   
2 M4 j8 z/ I7 f; [. U( IFish skin 1 ^+ Q, C" w. `5 n
鱼皮 。 ' y6 R, b& I. p* t
Monster of blowing water.
( i. x/ N: u  Y8 K  a/ i吹水怪。 3 @3 ?  b. Y$ t; Z
Face green green ! R+ u3 Z" f# D* K6 O
面青青。
$ k2 ^4 x2 W  o. F6 D. N' ?) HYou see road carefully
3 x# O! H% I  u/ Z7 F* b% s( q你小心睇路 ! j% R" v$ U/ I$ E. K7 p, m/ B
You go to street carefully , b6 r6 ^3 g* f) e- O) F. `
你出街小心D。 1 \3 Y* Z, V- Q2 @; o2 V. }
Do the world
5 l0 S* f. n, |9 l% y) Y1 ~9 M做世界 。
1 `+ Z8 m8 y) u+ n% dBig tea rice 8 ?2 c' L) d  {  [& q" s1 j* k3 o" f
大茶饭 。 2 Z/ r# G- M: e5 m
American chinese not enough. ) T& F$ Y7 H0 [5 i8 B
美中不足。
4 T/ i- Q# X' i, s& N6 YKing eight egg. : D7 Q, E$ K% O3 B2 b2 I) v2 ~# P
王八蛋
. E2 L# M# |/ _High hand.
& ^, Y- i; A3 \- p高手
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Old dot.
$ D. a2 V7 P9 u+ T- R% z: z: c7 t0 k老点 ; W* d% r4 m8 z/ J' b
One old water
( @7 L0 B! e3 F0 l: L/ t一旧水   u/ E" S" s( g% K- u! W
I know your mouse. . l& T- S1 H- Z% A+ Y5 X  p
我识你老鼠！   y! E9 \. d8 V2 D' j
Measure water/Pound water.
; ~2 w7 @) O3 \8 N  g: _" M6 f2 {磅水 ) }7 C, B/ w8 c2 i6 V. ^2 I9 d5 q
A dragon service.
* X7 F$ B9 o. g  t# w! C0 c7 X7 l一条龙服务 " p, _' e! L% t/ U5 ]6 t
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" y0 e* O) _7 u+ v) D1 a我吹鸡打你班友。 6 m' D1 l' S0 S7 `! l+ c
You jump building.
" C- m4 [6 V  Q! v; R+ @6 v/ S! X你跳楼啦。
+ s7 X2 n2 a3 m7 IYou come back home and eat banana , X3 j3 K: b) n. F  y$ W
你返屋企食蕉啦 % l6 @0 `2 a/ W  h* R0 l. L
I give you a hair. ! ^  j6 O( g0 {1 Z. i# K
我俾条毛你ar!
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% Y) ^$ @! E8 @Collect skin + j: }! w. U9 W. y: A
收皮 + m+ I0 q. ?( l. \9 G
Collect father $ {5 l( E4 Q- u4 J* d- c
收爹
6 }! `) F# d  M& b% M7 i6 H; IYou give me collect father.
: J( r, Z4 x) U$ r+ J! a你同我收爹！ 8 J: ^0 l/ {" s; T- B7 ^; Q, w6 j  k
Laugh die me.   Q$ V* h, V5 a+ h7 y* l: {
笑死我。 & _3 @& D  u, k  K, j
You give me stop. 7 G) Y* I" c& Z8 ]+ P0 B
你同我企系度。 2 B$ c5 N# X% Y4 V) X6 n2 H9 f
Eight woman   Y& W, c- P$ g
八婆 , Z& M2 H- E  C; v; U/ t
Eight woman,you are good!
: Y8 e* @$ U, W八婆，你好o野! . P- C4 V; I6 ^( Y7 w. T
What the spring do you do? - j! K2 y$ e$ k/ u% G" U- c' a! f
你搞乜春啊? # {9 q1 m4 [' b3 [+ ~- |$ ^3 F
A dog of eating dung
& O6 P! G2 u. g  v! q3 H食屎狗
: t1 X% ]# Z" y- Q4 X" fA ghost of ass ! f$ v  l/ ~) n4 ]: v2 ?
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....2 `, O4 [8 i, [
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......% L: e# h! H3 @3 {5 y$ _" |0 c
this is not hong kong style english.....
) I; g: K, U4 H4 Bthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
/ g# U6 T  N3 Y/ x* J. ~& o$ o: E; ui've already ban this shit...
- |. g  u& ]4 t  E- Fdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.