香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. : |3 P# i0 Q0 C3 b6 R  g
甘多人死，唔见你死。 , X' K6 P: c0 [& T
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
+ }1 Q, F; }2 O1 O4 `) y  f你教我以后点出嚟行?
# w6 r' z. B9 I3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
- b1 o3 O: T$ e  f: E. @如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
, L! @: \1 X8 r4 "I saw a pork chop"
7 b2 Z, G1 i% [* \5 Y& u我见到件猪扒啊。 - a2 w+ v( o1 b- O, h5 j$ y* D$ p
5 Are you road? * m+ N  T1 S; L0 x& [& ]
你系咪路啊？
/ E5 a5 O8 K. f" x$ X8 I! l6 What the water are you? " T8 Y" T" n8 W) }7 ?
你系乜水啊？ & j! y' G% R3 c0 _  Q( t
7 Do you big me? 4 P  ]& I: k" L9 l0 A
你大我啊？ ; D5 w3 {- D% Y, x( X
8 Zebra chops people. - B+ {3 h; s$ j5 k, V  Y- L
班马劈友。 , X6 |+ r7 z; |  K  E
9 The king of the cutting girl.
1 K% U0 b2 u2 x界女王。
8 Y& {  o* i+ T) c( B10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. * r/ O% }9 Z9 x$ \
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 : X2 K0 p- \7 ]( A  A
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " U. N1 M  x- m
你当我无到？ ; @. Q3 A0 O5 o& ^  R, _2 I% H& ]
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 7 k1 k( A9 V( X- \
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 7 @: r( N% ^1 p# J, w" e
13 Today I was very black son. : h& K$ S/ _* u" C& q
今日我好黑仔。 # J+ @) C' L, u1 [
14 I am wearing grass.
3 c0 {9 t# k5 D4 z我着紧草。 , j( D6 r/ t. o, a2 q. C# y
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
6 A, l. k" }! U2 o$ ]" |你未够班同我讲数！ 7 b* k. ]$ B7 w* L& N3 Q
16 Two beat six.
  s% B; Y6 s: l' t7 y; s+ g二打六 + f0 ?: T( {. V8 z7 L" w) N
17 Two five son.
5 j. ~5 k) u; a3 F, `  C' A& m二五仔 , ~2 u4 R4 Z; a7 p
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 % k! u4 R* T/ S  S
琴琴青
1 ?$ y) H* V7 x% L5 F) W$ O3 L19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
; V4 f  l) q  m; U/ A4 a$ Q* c我俾D顏色你睇睇！ - p/ g: n2 K2 L
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
  G+ i1 G0 T: ~5 b4 B0 |& s蠢蠢欲動 。 - d$ J4 \" {9 A
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
) Y3 R5 W: q  L/ {" g3 A人山人海 。 ; v( O2 H. J8 \2 c/ C
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
% K$ J1 {8 M6 W+ T0 C% ^( d你算老幾? 7 M5 |! P  u& V: Z
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 4 d* d* U3 Z( Y4 T+ ^5 d7 s6 o
你講乜鬼?
$ G) Q% ?" b) I3 w, p' ?24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ' p+ q: J. H2 A- M! V
我驚你有牙！ % w4 V: C" N# L2 G+ k7 D* |0 M
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 , ?* `* [$ q' S' H
心花怒放。   
: Q& Y  \: V- Y. AFish skin % ^0 P# Z4 ?" R; N2 o4 \, Z
鱼皮 。
9 E& n0 B* J" i  ]Monster of blowing water. & a, b: @  p' n
吹水怪。
" @' W% k; Y+ y0 J5 oFace green green
: \3 Y/ g% x1 G, l; U( Z7 t( g. T面青青。 3 n$ v, n! X- Y5 F1 _$ P; F6 }
You see road carefully
) ^  [3 l" q. r0 ^你小心睇路 ; p' U: s6 A# Q* \" W( [; R" k; Q
You go to street carefully
. @' v+ @9 B; ?你出街小心D。 - z9 k+ e8 i, V1 f- V
Do the world 8 I0 f3 X  x' e6 H( Q6 N, K  V3 G
做世界 。 2 _  O2 _: Z0 J, g8 P5 Y7 {, J/ p
Big tea rice
, d" \# C' z: }2 C8 _' u大茶饭 。 1 Q7 E9 v$ U& i' z5 i! ~
American chinese not enough. ! g/ z; ~- G, r- m4 W" Y6 L
美中不足。 ( E0 L7 u3 b7 w6 E
King eight egg.
$ W  l4 v6 ]: [王八蛋 1 |; p& H; c# m% g6 }3 ]* }; h, \
High hand. ' N. g; v+ H' J: g  |1 b
高手
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Old dot.
; ]7 A1 i2 T# ]4 _4 P9 X老点
! Q' @+ d- z- q- sOne old water
, e8 J$ ]* i1 c2 ^' i  f  r一旧水 ; _! H+ H8 U6 f: e* P- L
I know your mouse. 9 S( Z! m  ]. k7 g3 ?
我识你老鼠！ 5 Z" `3 j$ J1 R) ~- ~$ @/ p. ^# p% j
Measure water/Pound water.
# ]; V, l! U8 u+ D; x  G* c磅水 ' q& o% I" B2 R0 j7 f" c
A dragon service.   m4 h0 v  v: e4 W2 X
一条龙服务 7 f" i% R/ P2 {1 J1 t  g; @
Pump water. ; b4 F9 I( I6 G% _- C/ J
**** 4 L7 r( B  t% }( `
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 7 U- u) k# W1 `
我吹鸡打你班友。
1 v( G/ v9 `, H/ \You jump building.
7 o# n+ P: y# G0 h5 J你跳楼啦。 7 x" m+ [5 {7 L1 v  C; o+ \$ L
You come back home and eat banana ) }! m! J0 a4 s) ?
你返屋企食蕉啦 ( u" I- [* y8 s9 x4 P0 B$ ~. d
I give you a hair. ! o- Q/ D1 z/ ]& i  I* Q% d5 T# g, z
我俾条毛你ar! 6 W0 P1 f/ N; k0 |' f6 `" g2 v

4 ?4 v2 a$ C+ kCollect skin : q# y: T; I- f. p
收皮 3 X9 P# \* G4 Z0 g
Collect father
4 K& t; j: c1 h3 u" S# _8 Q收爹
) h9 k4 N+ i5 I5 _You give me collect father.
6 ^$ K5 E- @. E2 d你同我收爹！
0 C4 R0 O7 Y# _4 L$ g5 K, tLaugh die me.
' G$ d/ e* g( ~笑死我。
! {: U! v, Q! W7 `You give me stop. ' z) M% t) B1 R1 f3 u" `8 H
你同我企系度。 9 Z2 a7 {5 i) [( j: n2 l
Eight woman
* j! O0 ?! G, w  ^6 L八婆 ; o# C1 a* c, h' k9 M
Eight woman,you are good! $ T- w6 k4 D$ n* g" g( D7 a7 x
八婆，你好o野!
8 y2 k+ I; h; a% B& u, y7 IWhat the spring do you do?
  O0 Q- o0 V& x; |8 s: W你搞乜春啊?
+ V& B4 x; R' }/ _A dog of eating dung
9 ?1 e- e) f6 j  `# l食屎狗 1 I; x% E6 z( L  \& k, z2 u
A ghost of ass + U% R& D, r# D& _# R1 C' I  l" l
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....; I/ s, o3 w& H2 K8 w
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
) W/ H* ~! }+ z5 P9 o6 W0 e" o9 Vthis is not hong kong style english.....
( i6 Q: Q7 a% s2 sthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....4 g( ]$ @. g4 ?, M
i've already ban this shit...
$ [) D5 b6 K' [2 C. G* ~don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.