香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 7 W5 ^' r+ i& S% ?: [8 B
甘多人死，唔见你死。 4 {$ f  j' R* J) S4 C
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? : p6 ]" a3 Z& B& m
你教我以后点出嚟行?
5 ^+ f9 G! ^0 I* u1 j- p7 ?7 `3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
5 w: b6 V& ^( i& }$ v: p6 {5 Q如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
- `! r2 c3 c5 u/ G& W  U4 "I saw a pork chop" . C0 t* d' X* M9 M( y
我见到件猪扒啊。 2 I' W% C1 s7 c& Z
5 Are you road? 5 u  ~; l; X0 k" @  O/ g
你系咪路啊？
% v1 F6 A" M& J( E6 What the water are you?
9 y& U5 O" m, K; N9 ^9 s, W你系乜水啊？
1 j, r* s$ E9 e0 J  O7 Do you big me?
( e' B7 s5 ]& U! B; k) A" v8 g你大我啊？ # m  V/ l) G7 D  m5 F- a% S
8 Zebra chops people. ( t, G1 M' i* e% h" {; V- {
班马劈友。 # V! {6 v0 L8 i" q/ a+ }( o9 O+ i
9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 C" e' v4 L9 H, w! b5 g4 S8 _界女王。
8 H1 b3 ^9 l1 q( {10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
, R: E( X  @- Y- @批我个头俾你当凳坐。
  c) C6 y3 s+ _11 Do you think me didn't arrive? - P' @! E! }& v; t
你当我无到？ $ c* A5 ~; P) S1 Y! j7 M- Q- v, p: [
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 d8 z1 Q$ [) ~) b+ o8 j
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
9 q! s7 t. \8 M  |8 K13 Today I was very black son. - ]- F  b; X& [- d9 ]
今日我好黑仔。   }- {+ Q1 c* {
14 I am wearing grass.
! n2 |- D: G- @我着紧草。 ; U! e1 D  B4 j2 Z+ Y5 a) A
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
" S) c# r8 S0 O/ y3 Z. N你未够班同我讲数！ ! Y! e, @+ C8 N
16 Two beat six. # u8 G' \; P# I6 P4 s  F2 a) C
二打六
; x8 \4 w- u1 k5 P$ s/ Y17 Two five son.
% u' X* N5 e6 L5 g0 x8 H0 b' k二五仔 * Y6 m2 k* r) \
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
7 J7 Q' I- X+ z1 Q7 p' V7 z琴琴青
, L9 Z; D2 n& r* ~, ]19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 " @3 N9 v" ^. x  O1 {& E3 ?
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
3 R" d3 ~+ e  Q7 O+ j  {20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
$ s  u; a" D6 b2 |, I# g; _蠢蠢欲動 。
% T: [4 {2 X1 J4 E2 J; d) f/ ?9 Z3 W21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
3 T$ A$ m% Z" C0 r人山人海 。
/ A2 G; K! K! Y  v- W22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 & ^0 B% ~' `- k! N2 r
你算老幾? ' x8 X8 G2 L, A" e
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ' d/ [0 r) J: P4 V; l5 E9 {3 i
你講乜鬼?
+ k- N) Z. ?9 @1 ~) O6 n" k7 J24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 # s9 w4 y+ E% `, `
我驚你有牙！
$ C4 j& s1 g+ t  \9 o: S25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
1 B. c/ q0 s" Y2 l  ^心花怒放。   
0 u9 G4 |. @) a9 x" L1 aFish skin
' V9 Q) Y/ ], x$ X鱼皮 。 % m! H& U- t& n2 `0 l0 G4 Z7 Q
Monster of blowing water. 2 s" F8 m# X& o; Q# {3 s
吹水怪。
; d3 \7 y1 G% T4 O5 x$ AFace green green
" B; y9 \. `7 ^面青青。 3 \( k& e) K' @2 G% C2 ~- |  d
You see road carefully
7 ^7 e% ?7 p  j你小心睇路
; G& c1 o, y5 _  h) qYou go to street carefully   \  Q9 r& M0 Z: ^, l) h
你出街小心D。 5 J) K3 m. l- b
Do the world + P7 W0 X: O5 p; i1 o* M8 q; J% p
做世界 。 " d% p; s  _$ O& m
Big tea rice 9 }/ E+ w1 H/ z& ?8 R* n$ M
大茶饭 。
5 z( e- n5 H- w6 w7 Y& x/ ]American chinese not enough. # k; e- J% Z4 s$ E. N
美中不足。
/ D' O+ {" |. @& |King eight egg. 8 q4 H6 \( y/ ^+ w) V( y
王八蛋
$ O# \7 q: x: b( P7 AHigh hand.
7 @# `9 a! y" B8 x, G3 S: C6 D高手 # q* _! ?1 B5 Z, G* D

& b* M9 v  a# s/ S# `" DOld dot. ; a: g5 n4 _3 T- h
老点
1 {% ~1 u8 t4 W* S7 Z: T7 H& `6 {) QOne old water
! t2 X; \1 f9 d# O( ?一旧水
0 x3 X: g* h; _5 `" GI know your mouse.
2 h7 x6 c  m: O. j7 v我识你老鼠！
4 u8 M% Q2 o- L* x! ]Measure water/Pound water. ( q- t$ T; M+ G3 F0 S
磅水
( W0 h9 H9 X4 l( aA dragon service. 0 W" f. p1 k4 y
一条龙服务
& Y* c& o1 ?8 b& L& |Pump water. $ h7 z$ O' \3 x4 G; J$ g. g
**** ! V* w# l& B5 v! ?: T
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 9 V: S6 w! O* h: R
我吹鸡打你班友。
$ H1 l7 q& C; {You jump building. ' _) v# k/ A8 e6 {' A- q
你跳楼啦。 + y0 a+ A( e4 x! P$ s5 q# Q; r1 `
You come back home and eat banana
$ `% F  Q; H4 c7 p' Z- O你返屋企食蕉啦 3 E( M# h0 R. C( w+ ]8 V
I give you a hair.
: |( H/ ?. s3 t7 A( @, X/ q我俾条毛你ar! * e7 ~* b7 q. w7 D

) r4 V# @. |1 w; vCollect skin
' p  T$ w2 g( Z" u. l收皮 ! f, b5 p& z' ?) B/ o6 r" {
Collect father
3 M* [6 v# x* g5 Z收爹
$ B% @) Y9 D3 {$ u* cYou give me collect father.
* v6 ]9 X$ f, i$ x  J, v7 R1 l你同我收爹！
9 c) [, r3 U$ yLaugh die me.
% r5 D1 c8 n# Y  W笑死我。
* }3 i: b3 y/ T. xYou give me stop.
% i- }, O- I' T; e" b" q你同我企系度。
4 ^6 S8 J: e% jEight woman
% g9 b* F3 ]" B: x* H  `' L八婆
7 Z, v* f& d+ s* p+ [Eight woman,you are good! ; U7 e' s$ _  o: q* G7 y' o
八婆，你好o野!
  e& P# N/ x0 bWhat the spring do you do? 1 p- b! Y7 M! T3 a# r2 Z/ W
你搞乜春啊? 8 _2 j5 g/ N& J' @
A dog of eating dung
/ A" v' [% D, `  ?; _# Q1 B8 a9 ~+ y  G食屎狗
0 T& s  b, x9 tA ghost of ass ) J, s7 h6 ^0 |2 F
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
! g6 I- _* F1 m& b* N( D" M- l都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

5 r& m9 `1 ]" y, P% U0 h7 |9 `6 R; m4 x) p9 I2 d) I. M
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
$ N) l. k# c0 |this is not hong kong style english.....
! W9 u% c8 N7 |$ f0 `4 Hthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
  u( i+ O. w. D, n- a1 U: F7 ni've already ban this shit...$ _* J3 Z% i1 o& L5 _
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.