香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
# E) G% r* Y8 d! m# f甘多人死，唔见你死。
9 G, i+ M7 E$ T2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? # F( o6 C  V3 c6 |
你教我以后点出嚟行?
; W( y1 M+ g3 p3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
- w, b( v9 Y* |  R# J) C如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! k) d2 I2 i; h1 }1 y' I. W2 O
4 "I saw a pork chop"
- h- [0 J" C. n  J8 u- j- T我见到件猪扒啊。 2 _& ^$ l5 {% l+ W+ f& K( u
5 Are you road?
) Z' {: i4 k5 g) i, P( r  R+ m# X6 q你系咪路啊？
8 |1 o# a! ?3 Z( P7 n$ M% N6 What the water are you? 0 @. M3 }* {" [4 x/ N4 P4 U! ?) ]
你系乜水啊？
+ ]3 h% B# v  U7 _  K" a2 l- H7 Do you big me? % y' `# X. p* a# @+ F6 u' n# H
你大我啊？
2 B8 h, W% E" x8 Zebra chops people.
, X$ w# X% s2 Y' L班马劈友。
/ i7 E2 `7 ~9 j! t( a9 The king of the cutting girl.
* g8 g7 ]4 h, n9 R( s) T3 B% E界女王。 ; K1 K8 p- K# P
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
7 G* e# J: w  l批我个头俾你当凳坐。 7 m5 B6 h( A5 ~' b! p
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
  k, ]! h4 V, m( L你当我无到？
, b% [8 U' ?( x5 h0 v$ C12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
! q8 z0 b) b" R: a你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ + K) K# U& v& E6 ]
13 Today I was very black son. % v6 t. M/ w: e( g+ j8 l+ }3 P# s/ e
今日我好黑仔。 - X  t  ^% i4 m5 K6 f8 l
14 I am wearing grass.
# A2 H" c( h: V* L我着紧草。 & J/ Z' q) N& X9 x# @( S0 o
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 4 z$ n2 H& N# U5 ?4 _3 g" |" C
你未够班同我讲数！
( K# n; g3 v5 X# r2 Y5 \16 Two beat six. 7 K0 }7 l2 S0 |* _
二打六 & |+ f' u0 j! a9 J0 o1 k+ F
17 Two five son. / y) ~5 D) h) u
二五仔 8 R6 Q9 a; o9 G1 T( X
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
* _. N' @$ @5 ~3 ~4 X! v% a) E3 }6 P琴琴青 ( f+ Y! H- a* p5 c2 _
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 0 ~3 I$ W) f! ?; O% u# W% o+ i5 k
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ : j: [- j) {2 _# r3 R* X
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
- s6 Z0 P5 m6 {0 }0 M蠢蠢欲動 。 ) a% F8 f/ d2 j0 `5 [: X/ Z+ M0 Z
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& {# u0 }3 G5 R% I; f人山人海 。 ! t& B9 P; h$ Y
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 2 l" `: @$ L# I
你算老幾? ; x5 @+ k0 W- [2 T" y& x$ O
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
6 u1 E! l& {1 K% Z8 R  T你講乜鬼? 6 O+ ]% g/ t" V% O9 ]3 K
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 + U5 }# e, h3 p
我驚你有牙！ 4 Q2 ~- m& `+ R/ b6 U! w5 i1 D& @
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
# R0 |" S5 Z$ j7 c4 V" Y3 G$ a3 d$ h心花怒放。   
+ _$ W" _- x7 I3 }( eFish skin
: T6 d7 `* `& [- m* U鱼皮 。   T2 \+ M$ _* A' T9 s& ]) N
Monster of blowing water.
$ K6 s/ M# w1 r. n, R' p吹水怪。 " M7 \+ X* k9 S( ]/ i
Face green green
3 |) f/ u% f% ?2 F+ ~面青青。 # Y4 \, R: }' C  Y: F$ B- |
You see road carefully ' b) {" c9 W' X' z7 H+ ?, t- Y
你小心睇路
& R  p. p- T" H3 u; g+ iYou go to street carefully
" E, Y) c6 w( j* e" Z  [你出街小心D。 " l- y  k- h0 }1 D, S, U- {2 C
Do the world 4 D; k1 ^2 t! S, V4 z. @  [
做世界 。 2 g' D7 p/ T( X! g7 c* }  P" [
Big tea rice
3 S! O6 I, w2 J大茶饭 。
/ q1 ~# A; M7 U, J6 ~& wAmerican chinese not enough.
2 _( H6 J. e) C% ]" b4 s美中不足。
/ ^% E- Y1 k& l7 w  {+ ?8 F6 GKing eight egg.
6 K2 M0 c' I/ \0 K. C6 o王八蛋
; Z: h6 c& D$ K3 C/ y& z* k3 s' XHigh hand.
- @; X3 [% L) D0 [高手 % C4 m) R5 O7 G( f

) j) F8 k$ l6 W5 lOld dot. 2 S- j; b, ]5 M6 o$ e% @
老点 3 ?: m' ~. o+ Y, i+ U; J/ {3 B
One old water 5 D2 Y8 ?- v, {% S. _: z
一旧水 & ?4 c& c( T' g/ p2 ~$ y2 A: `5 @0 I, [
I know your mouse. ) g! P# j  q9 ]: @, G8 r0 g
我识你老鼠！
9 `) z9 a% N, M/ Q$ B0 E7 WMeasure water/Pound water.
- q( M9 e+ [/ Z7 G' L磅水
$ K4 i" ]8 _& u! R1 bA dragon service. 5 ^: n6 E' o* z, v. g
一条龙服务 / j# A- Q3 o3 T5 r( q$ S
Pump water.
7 N7 V; U5 E" \0 X1 I****
* _! T6 s. ]) EI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. + X; K/ I- U) r) r/ Z5 j$ r8 c
我吹鸡打你班友。
2 P: l  |- k4 tYou jump building.
1 s& W7 ]# p- c1 _* t% O$ [你跳楼啦。 6 |/ V9 K) P- T3 K
You come back home and eat banana
1 W9 [; S  ?& }2 f你返屋企食蕉啦 . s. c2 P. s. k7 x% r& T# e7 D
I give you a hair.
6 M: }+ G7 W' f. z  x. [我俾条毛你ar!
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) Q, R8 {1 t6 `% o) E, P; jCollect skin ! m8 Y" g  H1 e+ j9 ^' |
收皮 8 Z$ t/ `/ |7 o) D2 g
Collect father % L. d1 j7 u) A3 r# f$ k
收爹 9 F7 m& G" A) s% @5 ~
You give me collect father.
6 d9 b; r# V7 T5 L你同我收爹！
- |6 A  N, z1 h! H+ ~5 H+ lLaugh die me.
1 h& T: |) y* |5 k: W笑死我。 6 d3 O0 R1 M( n' j+ h% F% O
You give me stop.
7 ]  R7 D' f; R2 W你同我企系度。
1 i6 |2 J- l1 _- D% F' M- ]Eight woman
# _  [' z/ v  Y( g八婆 0 Q/ \4 }/ ?- u, z8 A! g" b- _
Eight woman,you are good!
5 r! y  i" a; L/ ]八婆，你好o野!
5 Q, }( D  T6 A0 V/ P2 BWhat the spring do you do? * ~6 f0 a/ C1 j8 v/ m
你搞乜春啊? 0 D  g6 e( _  D' B+ ]* m& o! I
A dog of eating dung
2 u/ c' W7 z8 M9 o% ^$ d2 D, d食屎狗
' y! G& K2 M5 t. \A ghost of ass 4 G- A4 U6 E- C7 P
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
  T7 t3 U( X0 e% V! _6 }都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......9 v. c  c1 i. i0 n
this is not hong kong style english.....
3 l  `8 \$ u- O- e* E7 [this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
' C( ?- }  L0 Z: R) O  ~& Ai've already ban this shit...
8 b/ h  ^0 j; w9 ^* N, tdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.