香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 4 e5 _5 X0 Z2 q5 k9 \
甘多人死，唔见你死。
% h. f6 s1 X9 k) U& v+ F2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
4 Y8 X5 `  g( P9 s( Q你教我以后点出嚟行?
$ t% n% _3 D/ B4 f1 K0 L3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. - Z" K8 s! }6 x( |
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 $ ]- o+ Z! x, m
4 "I saw a pork chop"
+ x. K- i- A' s8 {1 l我见到件猪扒啊。
1 X5 O- y3 L& n0 b2 I1 M' T8 K. _5 Are you road? - K4 Y9 L* b. p9 |* W
你系咪路啊？
) y7 P) h7 o! w/ p1 e6 What the water are you?
' Z+ \  i% b7 E. \. C) t. i3 \你系乜水啊？ 1 u6 a; C& o- s
7 Do you big me? * e2 f3 x  d1 e8 R2 |) Z
你大我啊？
" _$ T2 h( \1 |' g+ u0 @/ l8 Zebra chops people. , k& I' C# {! \) w  u; O, E: E
班马劈友。
: X: m4 I+ v" W4 D! v9 The king of the cutting girl. ) ^& T5 r3 F: [
界女王。
2 B$ v. n! v$ e% C2 H10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 6 Z- H" [! b2 p5 D( T
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 $ A+ r% M" a. n( _
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
  K7 q" W2 K5 ^  z/ J你当我无到？
$ i4 K; F& H" u+ m% S12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   K! W1 R$ t/ @! g2 G, ^
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
1 ^# C$ H4 h5 W! C; N: V5 o13 Today I was very black son.
+ v& \# i$ V2 ?6 F/ s7 z  U今日我好黑仔。 # K" v# G. {* t/ g9 X  \# ~
14 I am wearing grass. * m' z, D/ d, a5 {
我着紧草。 % n+ q6 Y4 J8 v! c
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
8 x+ G2 }! |, d1 Q6 d你未够班同我讲数！
  t/ Z4 [% o" i! s4 D$ W: k16 Two beat six. " }0 E$ k$ o. m% Y* X
二打六 " C- N5 b* r, U) Z1 l
17 Two five son.
$ V/ c# L4 C( Y! o% y2 W二五仔 3 A" @2 I9 G$ ~) S; [" T* d; L
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 9 i' o9 w* M+ b+ A6 M
琴琴青 5 O8 v+ y/ w7 q. C" k
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 & {2 J5 E2 f. N+ W. ?
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
( X6 m9 R6 ~' m! V20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
, p" o. y$ f$ G$ A& t$ G# y" `蠢蠢欲動 。
# D8 J4 ?$ y8 R$ J- t( g4 E7 |21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 & C; V9 }2 m+ Y; `- n8 `9 F
人山人海 。
" ^$ `# Q+ Y% Z2 R) L+ I22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ! b) R; d% P! \2 A1 V7 R2 v
你算老幾? + a7 F4 t% Y" G) h* M7 q
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
/ V3 G% G6 c  |& r2 w你講乜鬼?
) I1 x& C5 r2 p$ s9 R8 V, k; U$ S! R24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 2 ?! W+ x, v  f5 k2 j8 Z
我驚你有牙！ , ?8 U" }" U. V" L
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 . G' j  E" G( y6 g; a+ ]
心花怒放。   
9 M- L2 [) i/ p* F: k  Q' l) oFish skin 3 Z  x, Q2 V0 L; w8 R4 @/ U/ K& M6 L7 `
鱼皮 。   N; @5 T1 v% L1 V1 B* m* u
Monster of blowing water. - h$ ~0 P, c4 u( _9 d5 ?! G, T- m9 w
吹水怪。
' Y( J9 h$ E0 J3 X: z! jFace green green 1 n* |# _# k7 W4 e  z' s# ]/ Z: s$ U8 P
面青青。
  H$ n3 L; |4 l& T. WYou see road carefully 3 g( b) Y' f+ X: k3 S/ ?
你小心睇路
' b% H. o2 c* \9 f7 nYou go to street carefully
+ e4 @/ b6 W  T  u; v( @( H你出街小心D。
7 _3 t9 }, o, V, pDo the world
! W4 x# s; W2 [6 s做世界 。 0 Z7 R# L8 d# R* I6 t1 q* T2 Q
Big tea rice ) d+ u1 f: A) E
大茶饭 。 4 g; l8 ]; ^7 X
American chinese not enough.
5 r, C+ H/ Y8 J- Q! ?% U8 P7 e美中不足。
! f! |1 I; Q0 K5 ^6 {0 z7 FKing eight egg.
+ E1 B- a" W- D, m. U) J王八蛋 1 f6 N1 x) V7 v0 r7 _; d
High hand. / H: x/ K0 Y! g) ?0 x1 ?5 D
高手
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( I5 O$ z" T( c3 F+ t$ j- DOld dot. , s0 {1 K  F% `  Z! X
老点
. W  ]0 z: k& `- d# I* k3 Y/ {One old water   t7 i6 e! y9 ~+ e9 h) P
一旧水 , }  n! l9 \# p) l! }: w. L
I know your mouse. ' L1 ?/ b; ~3 K! [- b5 y
我识你老鼠！
8 \1 r' c" Z5 i2 N! LMeasure water/Pound water. 7 t1 c. \( D) U5 _* v
磅水 + E; `  I1 d" u. g2 k
A dragon service. 7 m  R6 ~3 ^% E/ e
一条龙服务
/ \1 z) p" g, G0 E4 z! X  O" UPump water. , ~3 j  ^8 r6 K7 [* n3 w5 y
**** ( G1 [6 Q. |+ _% X( _
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
  D& e# N; v% I" A我吹鸡打你班友。 : U2 g7 g: g" j" a" U
You jump building. ( P( F; E* s5 I6 [0 i) I4 f
你跳楼啦。
5 q! o6 Q' ~- T. u) v' B6 C# OYou come back home and eat banana : T, V; h6 C9 O) t
你返屋企食蕉啦 8 n1 c/ K9 i! l8 e% o
I give you a hair.
$ U& F: a: X- C( M6 n# N# Z我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin
5 }  I" f1 R) ]0 v0 V8 L收皮 6 w0 {( f7 P( {. ^6 b7 g
Collect father
) D6 [  S3 O" p/ }收爹 & |' g$ c, |5 J" u1 w' x
You give me collect father. & z3 N. g6 ^5 Y: o, D# u; ^% t/ u8 H
你同我收爹！ ! K. l3 H1 U8 s% H$ Q# [
Laugh die me.
$ m* {, f( U# Q  w1 w笑死我。
9 Z& J; [) l9 ~5 r/ v% HYou give me stop.
$ p6 J: X  V) D1 w6 e你同我企系度。 : p8 S7 F5 j* ]$ l( c
Eight woman
5 M0 e) t0 }+ M. n) ?6 Q' _八婆
/ g. W, C, Y% |% i8 QEight woman,you are good! ! Y, ]5 Y7 S3 f* V+ }9 k
八婆，你好o野! : Y) l" e# i2 a4 k! F2 [
What the spring do you do?
7 Z" R- t& L( J你搞乜春啊?
3 C8 f+ O; F5 q$ C- bA dog of eating dung 5 r, C# ^$ _  Q
食屎狗 ! z5 E. j6 @% D8 v
A ghost of ass
; M! C0 i# v! m) i  i' F, l屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....; [/ {/ F/ f3 U/ ]
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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1 w" X/ T' d$ ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......2 N4 x0 P9 b/ z
this is not hong kong style english.....( c( I( r% ~0 O) m/ Z$ Y6 h4 {
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....' C: @7 ]& V$ D0 j2 p" g( u
i've already ban this shit.../ B% b7 Q5 K9 p- I' e
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.