香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
$ Q+ A9 X/ G. U: A甘多人死，唔见你死。 9 _$ V! |8 O, h, \
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
! L# W+ m' j+ H2 x你教我以后点出嚟行?
; Y% k9 W4 U8 E  f4 b* o4 I6 D3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ' `4 ^! {. K9 U: X! X0 W) w. I# T
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ; m" H- O" k) G: a' `
4 "I saw a pork chop"
9 |$ v: m/ o2 e8 a2 }我见到件猪扒啊。
2 ?# B/ ]! C; q3 k) ~8 b& O( l, o5 Are you road?
% X# s1 F" [+ f5 M" t你系咪路啊？ $ p- a  C: B5 Z7 `6 i8 h( B8 f
6 What the water are you?
5 x% s3 g0 W4 ^4 x6 _你系乜水啊？ ( J0 r. M+ A7 v
7 Do you big me? 8 w# n; `! c# r$ H; `
你大我啊？ 2 i3 w1 {( a$ V. K* h# ?
8 Zebra chops people.
0 F) x0 p- X6 W班马劈友。 + s( I' O. l! }
9 The king of the cutting girl. 1 w6 q1 S4 M) T7 y( B  t
界女王。 8 K. |& k9 s( W  ]1 V( ^/ k9 }
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 1 T$ {; n! L- K  q  J/ Y. B& q, q
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
. d( R( |4 @' y% q11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 6 @; b6 M1 l/ n  s& X! C& U
你当我无到？ 5 l- {. q; z- P9 ?; K/ \
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 g! J; y! z+ B/ N  ?/ m
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 s# H8 Q. u; o/ H
13 Today I was very black son.
* j9 n$ c- T/ b4 P" {# L+ a今日我好黑仔。 & n0 d5 }& i4 V8 o3 s# S' `5 Q5 U; F
14 I am wearing grass.
" v8 m. p& k" t我着紧草。 * R* }! q( h$ t& v
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! , a8 I4 E4 J; L3 q. {
你未够班同我讲数！ $ F7 Q/ C( p; K. `% W
16 Two beat six. + r8 I. _7 h4 T! E
二打六 ; n5 p( `2 @! _9 l2 N
17 Two five son. ( w& ?1 }  z8 j
二五仔
3 ~. J( |3 ]+ u8 J18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 " |& B& Z2 v' f$ k
琴琴青
- \- i4 _" t+ ]1 _9 ?+ y19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
& I" _: Y+ A& `! L* r, C. Y4 a我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 8 A* o6 q0 C! k9 _: C7 l- z
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
. }! s. C# F4 A% e  j蠢蠢欲動 。 ! x: T  k' i- i1 K) V8 a+ f: }1 Y  A" C
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
6 E' i7 O; ]0 c* G. R$ ]人山人海 。
. ]. z/ C/ \, c! C6 p22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 / X! [# A6 j9 y0 _  u8 \
你算老幾? % m- [' B$ c+ z% `9 j+ H
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
7 X' O  G  F7 `  s你講乜鬼?
5 i# f# I, I  S0 \6 t24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
. i/ m  K5 m' L* @! g: g我驚你有牙！
, h& p+ L5 _1 i3 h/ e( d3 Q* o; o25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
5 ~! @* b2 j- N. j/ U  W心花怒放。   $ C( y4 B9 D. @  ^) a7 K
Fish skin + k- [- Y1 u- T3 D
鱼皮 。
' E# J+ L3 h9 r) dMonster of blowing water. * c6 ?! m6 m( E1 e: d/ l0 G) a6 x- [9 j; ^
吹水怪。 - |7 E7 _) x+ E# L9 \
Face green green
8 F& U" p" d: V0 _面青青。
3 [! p8 C( l/ }5 y' r! q4 h3 C2 @You see road carefully
+ U( q, M( K# K你小心睇路 # x: g( x6 p5 D: p/ ]+ R0 M9 M
You go to street carefully
! N% C9 ~6 M" }; A你出街小心D。
1 W6 b* z, P5 y1 r( h0 _- N. _4 w+ tDo the world ) n* r! m" j% w/ a4 I$ g7 G- j( P
做世界 。 ) _2 Q# p$ i# Q' A! T+ N( A
Big tea rice 0 Z4 P+ i7 D8 l0 D- u) Z
大茶饭 。 ) v- s2 J3 G" b) T5 L7 s
American chinese not enough. ( X- T; |' n6 [' F! a
美中不足。 & R# L+ f  I* Y" s
King eight egg. $ w0 r' M# z: X. U) I; ?7 I
王八蛋 8 J1 [. v6 T! U$ {& q
High hand.
) x' ?( ]& @! }/ [4 l高手 ) p: m. g  |6 c  t4 d; e* N
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Old dot. ! X/ U7 b% x' M3 e( i" j' G
老点 1 d$ ]& y5 P$ U# u+ G2 a- ?, b
One old water / g* ?3 @# r7 e* m% s/ F/ u
一旧水 : K' r( z: K1 m* q( _. U, [/ |
I know your mouse. 4 ~9 ~0 G( n, _0 X0 f* D0 \0 i
我识你老鼠！
* c5 @, s$ H# MMeasure water/Pound water.
, |% e! |0 j, t磅水
0 p! ~2 V. a% V, O5 yA dragon service.   p1 a0 |* X5 P0 B- i) [
一条龙服务 ! ]. U- m- W! Y
Pump water.
& j3 t) I, w; m6 G5 }6 y: @6 ~****
$ x( Q) {9 M4 i/ a/ J4 ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
' }. M9 Y" s3 T9 d6 j0 R$ j我吹鸡打你班友。
4 u& |% i/ F8 J+ ?% }/ dYou jump building. 4 Y. w, Q3 [7 [  ^
你跳楼啦。
3 M, \0 ~' K) ^You come back home and eat banana 3 y, R- d; `9 s8 d; z
你返屋企食蕉啦 : T  v- x' f. f/ o9 N* Q
I give you a hair. . F' k- ?& [0 _* d
我俾条毛你ar! 7 n, N) q9 y3 h0 _
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Collect skin 9 ~; h) J8 h! x
收皮 0 z: J2 G* r1 D$ \3 x2 y
Collect father
; P8 i4 J: X: {( q0 d' x3 L: W9 P收爹 : N( F" w* ^1 c& R$ z' u: }$ |
You give me collect father.
. X# H+ E/ Y6 j  M你同我收爹！ 5 C7 ~0 L: F$ d  X& w$ ?
Laugh die me.
3 e9 ?. e7 ]2 `8 o8 T- p' d笑死我。 1 F! R* Q4 q2 I& L& V8 z* K3 ~$ r8 [
You give me stop. # b) c+ }# Z, E$ o" {9 E( b% p: u
你同我企系度。
$ I; c5 S+ R& q. q. }! T8 FEight woman ; N0 L# Q8 V1 N* {9 u
八婆
  E9 O& \8 z. |  AEight woman,you are good! 7 l; M* d( [) ~
八婆，你好o野! " J6 `+ u( t6 w$ Q
What the spring do you do?
- M2 H7 u; j0 M" v8 _4 \; A" ]你搞乜春啊? 8 @/ k  h7 G5 s* N: ?+ J, i+ c6 V8 }: G; a5 q
A dog of eating dung
: U+ e" w4 L: ?- C食屎狗 . k' ^! a7 p, w7 \" }
A ghost of ass & b# T1 S! N( |, r+ Q3 M9 t
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....) J/ @, ?$ q! y0 f5 C7 G
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this....../ I( @- H, S( E2 D# H. x( Z8 y: l
this is not hong kong style english.....# A$ C% }! O5 t
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
. F7 q) x. ?# h$ V/ h" Li've already ban this shit...
6 v# T) o# L; |% gdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.