香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. 2 U! L9 W4 R* G  }7 }9 x" |0 _1 r6 }
甘多人死，唔见你死。 / P. _+ g3 L8 S$ D2 D5 p5 u. ]
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
8 Z$ q- D6 D3 E* J5 T7 f! Q  S你教我以后点出嚟行? ' P3 X) }$ ]. g+ s' Z
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 5 M- w  i. V# S. s& M' m
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' g- a* E; i; Y* o
4 "I saw a pork chop" , P  N: w/ K8 V5 e. [
我见到件猪扒啊。 : W- Z7 x$ o1 r, R# U* G
5 Are you road? / |1 f9 V+ i8 s3 g5 O, g
你系咪路啊？ / [$ S! f9 \+ s% ^9 P1 X
6 What the water are you? ; B8 T% h& z0 U9 U" X$ j6 e
你系乜水啊？ 5 M8 b! e# J. [/ ]* Z2 C" c
7 Do you big me? 8 B  a+ e# C, X
你大我啊？ , u" z4 F! y. O7 @9 ~( @
8 Zebra chops people.
0 k  Q. _& @$ w; ]0 p班马劈友。 ! S, G0 T) V2 D" D! }
9 The king of the cutting girl. 8 T: W7 X7 v3 Y) X0 I* n
界女王。
  S- G# f6 L& Q/ Q- W, o- v10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. ! n6 q( E& Z5 S" T
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
. O: ~; ~0 u: t1 m$ }! z11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
6 t% a; Q$ G: q( `, ?( q你当我无到？
& j# ~, N7 ]- i% y5 ]12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 M) j% B6 \+ m5 k9 g2 \) ?
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ " z% [7 R  f. j9 U5 ~5 b2 S" \
13 Today I was very black son.
& h/ X; I5 H( w8 l$ ^. K今日我好黑仔。 . M& T( N, s3 }9 F' e9 Y  T
14 I am wearing grass.
$ t4 [( e2 O4 T( @我着紧草。 4 e1 i/ q0 Q/ ^" X( a
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! G$ }- Z7 u) L你未够班同我讲数！ ' l. }: }7 C% V) h9 l! k8 Y
16 Two beat six.
. h- i4 g! y+ G. }! \二打六
' L  d" _! z6 Y2 e$ E17 Two five son. 8 w/ \: L# B+ P: E1 t
二五仔 * e; D9 A2 l3 @3 z
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
( u' m' ]" P  U9 L: p( S琴琴青 , \) M" ^7 }8 U) _
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
% X7 X* t4 T6 F/ t- Y& K我俾D顏色你睇睇！
6 z8 I! e! j- {4 i20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 * B, M9 y4 m3 p* J1 G
蠢蠢欲動 。
* H, a& y: o+ V0 Z4 O/ Q' z% n21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
+ [9 f7 w1 p# q% _, g# A6 W人山人海 。
( L; V9 `5 B# v* f4 B22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
6 u! [7 b8 Q3 O3 `" V你算老幾? / Q% w; r: K! u" p0 L1 w" I' ?. s
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
. e, o' P2 J/ i# ~你講乜鬼? ( m0 x0 k& o/ U4 J% k- V" X. E/ u
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
, C) v& T7 r/ x我驚你有牙！
7 {9 x5 l1 ]! r25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
9 L% P( A) b7 x2 @; Q! ^心花怒放。   
- {. R6 l1 j3 a4 {Fish skin
( m8 `8 X1 E  T; p+ d" W# k鱼皮 。
$ t+ W. q$ B( S/ d' SMonster of blowing water. , N6 K0 z8 C  w9 [, l9 _
吹水怪。
* F( q- k; i/ Q# u* NFace green green
' x' L: ?7 r4 H' N1 I/ R面青青。 , Z  ^+ T7 i. d  a; D4 R( }
You see road carefully
$ O* ]8 D- q% K+ |你小心睇路
  a4 C, n6 B4 VYou go to street carefully
3 @" n1 n& f4 j+ A) M你出街小心D。 8 z+ m  {. k( H
Do the world
) f8 h8 S0 P6 c9 N, k! N做世界 。
. u" r! S: v* QBig tea rice ; O: O2 y) {9 `3 L
大茶饭 。
1 @& {2 ?6 E6 i) k9 k1 YAmerican chinese not enough.
) R+ o; u/ K  W& _: k美中不足。
, @3 f' w0 z, {. O4 q! GKing eight egg.
0 r7 M# R& m) N# Z6 x: x王八蛋
* Z* U/ [- N( gHigh hand.
! y1 @7 U5 m; {2 i$ q, F  Y& x高手
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4 z2 g/ \& {' T/ p" {) a0 yOld dot.
1 s# ^5 j% @4 ~. `! z3 C老点
5 ?% W0 o. j" t/ dOne old water 4 l( |9 a; [  r; z1 c( [
一旧水 ) f  L8 Y4 p" q1 M( z! B
I know your mouse.
1 D, |9 g' G  J3 ]- O$ F我识你老鼠！ * G' R! U5 e! ?! J5 o% c7 |
Measure water/Pound water. . R2 C6 @: l( {4 |# K- H7 V! O
磅水
5 T5 c: l& Y4 `4 a- eA dragon service. . }1 w& h' ?6 E, s
一条龙服务 7 I5 x2 [" d) L' E$ ]7 Y
Pump water. , V2 M# J; Q  i: L
**** ! ?: @* D* B9 a0 X
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. . P9 Q$ i9 p1 l7 y: q6 R% z% u
我吹鸡打你班友。
# ]. n8 N1 m# G5 d! T) vYou jump building. 3 \! q1 q9 Q( h0 T* e% g. n
你跳楼啦。
, c+ `! ^$ D+ R1 [You come back home and eat banana
% n# {: I9 [; V- `9 E, `8 k( l你返屋企食蕉啦
" h" }( [1 F6 sI give you a hair. ( ~1 \6 d" A5 ?* W/ d7 }( d% q
我俾条毛你ar! 8 n) `0 s8 A$ e& M

/ `. B5 ~# w# R7 iCollect skin
5 h' A5 L1 e2 r. j/ w& q收皮
7 k7 p8 N5 d& Q1 N, }9 LCollect father , z( I/ X# ~1 S" G
收爹
; I6 X8 i, V" E9 M0 hYou give me collect father.
4 _8 g7 y; x; o1 B0 |你同我收爹！
1 q2 _4 b+ t1 U, XLaugh die me. / z+ M% d$ g8 u- w- `
笑死我。
5 e) Q% U: M3 Y0 Z  KYou give me stop. ) _' |. d' C9 e$ {' s  _3 Z$ ^
你同我企系度。 , b- U5 ~5 I$ V8 f: u2 {
Eight woman $ `9 `( R1 j( f  ?' V& W$ i
八婆
$ u/ v- a( \- R; m) C7 t0 U# D! DEight woman,you are good!
  d2 R* R' ^5 U6 ~! p八婆，你好o野! + W. d, R6 H! B. g& N, U
What the spring do you do? - h$ m6 v5 h/ f- P2 A
你搞乜春啊?
1 P0 J7 @2 R7 {4 |A dog of eating dung
: q+ f7 j( I. V# k; G% ^. i食屎狗
8 V0 c( \3 P8 a, o! g/ i1 \A ghost of ass
: V8 [! m. Z6 ^; E8 ^" y屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....! H- {/ j$ b: K  `# ^( u
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
9 _# o3 R8 }% `6 kthis is not hong kong style english.....
5 m9 x7 K7 l, m6 s3 u3 q6 |this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....* ~) b% u' J% O- R  h
i've already ban this shit...
& c+ d8 J) Q7 H* Adon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.