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Kei2005

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! v, ?2 E' q, o6 U4 g) U1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)
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3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)* v: V7 {# U/ h$ [* U! V' B/ r! _

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% I- |( T) P% }  C! ~; g  Q5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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: N  b% j4 P- i# X' `" ?$ w6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)# Z7 H6 x5 l  X5 W# A. u

& B$ v3 H2 K( M/ @& G9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)
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1 P: Z2 b4 T& W+ x& h3 j* g+ |我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:
3 T1 x0 f. [# i1 z2 X 正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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0 |" K) H" M! t! }6 c好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:1 T) A+ ]8 ?- ^6 w4 j
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好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good