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Kei2005

十大阿媽口頭襌
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1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)
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2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)' ^& f& a1 a/ w2 u6 ~

6 d4 C/ K4 r9 G0 p0 }3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩): }  t! ~! r/ c

  g3 D4 ]$ z6 P- w; {6 m% q4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎
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5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻
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6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)
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1 J4 ^7 P+ Z5 d& _1 X" y! Q7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)
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* |4 d# J6 F9 v- \6 \/ X8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)
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9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)
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10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)& i4 X: Z; C# |1 ]+ U

$ t* R% t( n. i0 i! m$ T2 ~我媽1,4,5,6 都有講過hahhaha

三仔

正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

月月鳥

some of these have said

kantang4910

Originally posted by 三仔 at 2005-3-9 03:42 PM:$ O  `' U9 c" m, @
正呀!!好好笑~~我呀媽成日講1,2,4

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7 C! g1 S# b( `: T/ F* b- P好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

三仔

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-3-10 06:44 PM:+ ^" j( Z0 K* H- _

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6 ?1 }' B, n# o+ K9 S好好笑,唔係呀,記住'樹欲靜而風不息,子欲養而親不在'是很悲哀.有得聽好聽多��,咁即係仲有人關心你.唔係攪笑.我建議版主扣三仔分,因他侮辱媽媽

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我那有侮辱我媽媽??不要亂說!!

TIN KAI

i mom away say 4,5,10

stuttgart

1, 3, 4, 6

tinguse3650

1 4 5 10>.<

kingtong

good