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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 j; R* k5 Y- K& A, @) c

/ Z; ?0 h% j) U  I9 X性本善:Sex is good. / r; X# {  K  W. |

/ v0 O% e, E/ h9 ^* V性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. # l6 P% z. S: X  L' O
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. , U3 u3 h1 o  }- P1 t  e! {
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # S8 z- T0 ~* B' w
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , o) [/ d9 o* C6 b8 c5 K

; u6 j, _2 G& }. T1 A  {9 `0 B# G$ D; }  [教之道:The way of learning it
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4 f7 v# J. g1 X, J" _貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ) z2 u) ~1 g% @; m  N7 _" G; z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng - |; D5 @3 X) s' D
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; y6 g& b* A) Y" l  h% _* z
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 0 w" @" F* `( ~5 X& ?: ?9 b; u
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 7 Y6 L$ c. E( T

- \/ y" u3 j% r1 r. T3 i4 P+ }有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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. F( H) h' i+ s3 X& y* q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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+ h$ S2 y* W$ L* |3 {9 ^0 P父之過 :It is all your fault. . d4 x2 J) d- W1 o1 M" r

. w4 h9 E, F' A+ K( J教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,   l# B/ t6 q  N& Y1 f* Q3 Q0 F5 R
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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/ \6 z' y3 K3 ?; m, z- W子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake " b6 e7 r5 X/ \! y; r
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ) V/ L+ y- w. B$ [7 g9 F

, e6 O6 u: {4 P7 U, l' \老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 8 `& }* _$ |: O) l) K& D+ w
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, ( ]( o3 j4 i+ v; K7 q$ Y2 C/ k

$ L7 o3 V' Y4 l- q% b+ Z- E1 L! i5 M不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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