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人之初:At the beginning of life. ; M' B# s' ?2 o( ~( g

* C4 ^& D# _9 T/ s& Z( `' z性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. $ a7 Q( G6 g/ Q6 v+ b7 C0 z

/ ?" H, a. Q( r0 Z習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 2 F5 i; R8 b: e

6 T! f4 S. |9 k: w: w$ h苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. / a9 y0 {% i8 h: L. m  i, b/ A

: J$ ]% B# d- L教之道:The way of learning it
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8 D  m! j% K( ]7 B2 r: g貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - D9 W  y% _% c* c% t! x! ]
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / Y" K1 |1 Z7 `6 M' f
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,   O  T, ^2 a, P  A' Q3 f
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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# x( x0 m" Y, R) c竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 _# }& {  m: T6 ~5 k8 i9 i/ J* }
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 8 e2 O+ S7 x0 \
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 4 x% l! f6 @( I3 y2 I

$ ]  Z" c; A4 n: c# P父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " }# T  |1 |& G$ W- G' u
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 S# z4 F# c+ ?+ y6 r5 N5 i7 _

% l# [& W. f- ?2 e5 h' W# Z  W非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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3 t9 u9 C8 y) H$ N幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( G9 ~+ n! v3 C  _9 o

0 w2 _' J/ R; d玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 m3 L, s) L& y/ i3 g

4 w# ?# y& q+ e5 V4 Z不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % `+ Z, ]! `' W

; }* u( D* M$ j* v1 \不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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