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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 N/ G$ R, `& z- C# d

8 X2 |6 b4 Y7 r2 l習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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: Q/ y% R1 Q: v! g/ X% u苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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9 b2 F' V1 c& F8 f: \& k性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it + G0 O0 m, h) Q$ I" }1 V

5 W! t* l& j, y0 ?貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 z* `+ l; R& {/ ~
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ( x' O7 Y" ^1 X' D! R: o1 o; k

4 d; q! C$ e$ i子不學:If you don't study hard,
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9 @! A/ p' Y2 y斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . P9 h' _6 d& `8 g) U% N8 l/ V2 P

0 |8 G, X) S" y0 O: i0 J9 x竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous : d6 p* f) C4 |
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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! ^) B: f& \# u! D0 f教五子 :All his five son took it ( q1 V9 J4 Y4 U  T

& Z) O$ Y* h- c. N名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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' O' |4 A6 v7 b1 z& ]! @! c) {2 k- w父之過 :It is all your fault. 6 s& b# T! a  o& H+ V

$ {, s4 \- F4 \8 ^5 z/ h6 X$ G教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & _6 M, c0 a; ^
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! l8 q3 w9 ~+ G& @% y# l

/ r+ ]& {+ A  v子不學 :You may refuse to study this   S; G: H* F' |# i4 O. V7 r
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake , `5 A8 f# o4 q3 c, m" R

6 Q. u- ~, B7 E. P幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + p; k* k/ L/ P
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, : |' N/ v+ }" o

' p4 U: z9 B' j* e( Y1 a不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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7 G/ M# Z) c/ l人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % L, {7 X9 _/ y$ [( e

- F) X! J9 ]7 k3 J不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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