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人之初:At the beginning of life. & |. T4 L1 o( e( J# X2 D

' M& b4 w* w, ]. J5 D+ \性本善:Sex is good. ! b& Z; U2 q. W& \( E( ?- D

* `; n' y: d- j9 _7 R性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. & s, d. l; U0 z
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. 1 K# {1 j6 S4 T6 T' ?# ~, i3 e

1 E* r- e$ E( d性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 0 ?- X8 c2 G; q! v4 B, K

! X" ?0 r/ L5 C8 x+ W教之道:The way of learning it 0 Y% d# d- Q  ~4 K
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. % B9 s& j$ {7 e1 P2 {) Z
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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: L9 Y: d  _6 f1 y1 N# A擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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0 G. D7 Q1 q3 \/ m' E子不學:If you don't study hard, & {6 V, u* t! R

0 e/ Y& u# R/ O6 r" o  r4 _斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 T( F" w& k0 J7 f8 o6 J

! y  J- |$ w- ?- d' w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 K  h, D. {, x+ |, D
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , p+ a2 f9 D- _/ e6 d
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教五子 :All his five son took it 1 a* @' H6 @9 a5 L

; D6 A+ s. x- Q2 m, L" U& |名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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# o5 u4 T' i. x6 A% v父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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0 P0 D8 x$ g. X0 @* j3 B* B0 @0 m師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ( g) q5 e/ O  [, k0 t& O

9 o( e6 S( B2 I$ ~6 m" b' |子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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- v( e: D# q8 @! e, T非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 V7 V0 H; g$ R, a

, h8 l2 C" D6 k/ H  w幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, , x0 d1 N5 P* \, A
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, # _; y0 _; u* {2 `# Q5 a5 O

  f. J1 @2 Y% J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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, L( T6 G" P9 Q+ @- M- s( ^9 o1 N# H人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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( Q/ n& H5 |' E* ?' a! i6 {2 ~8 a( I/ T! Y不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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