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人之初:At the beginning of life. / x! m+ `& `& S6 ^) ?

' j% n. j) `+ Z/ p' Q8 D/ w& R9 p6 p性本善:Sex is good. ; _- i% S) ]( R2 @4 M0 g0 l

; r% `6 ]" A/ |+ U+ x" T* k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. : r+ R8 `1 u$ o6 z6 J/ X: |

- o# M. S+ h( v習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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* V: _6 m; U- e7 i5 h苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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" L1 w7 T0 |7 x性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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' _' w& j6 V. L+ I0 t; [3 c教之道:The way of learning it & J- K+ ~3 X. u3 L% y- v6 F
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. - a; t8 a6 Q: V5 L) p. c/ c+ [

# r5 w; r8 n+ f# I昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng * f! e/ p" ^: E$ D% b8 V

3 q: A* s8 q* D: K7 p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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# `9 ~/ t! m) c1 g5 p! I6 [子不學:If you don't study hard, ( {+ ~7 S( J) \  |3 ^! x

+ q9 K+ e+ t! a, p4 }$ P7 Z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 I$ G! H# ~' p9 w6 i! d
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 3 G% u1 e5 m+ j

1 ?) i% k) [7 E- k! q教五子 :All his five son took it 1 W9 ]* h6 j7 t& v% N) i: o
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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! u; Y6 l8 [1 E/ D: O養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, " B9 [' u2 K: b4 Q& n3 r

- y' T" m& z0 j" w: n父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / v5 c* `; h8 a  g0 b' B) L# F  {, x3 V
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 7 z: K# s: g* `6 Z: w5 n

7 x& P% G" e# o- J6 Z- A: v幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; X+ a. y" G7 F1 j' Y5 A3 g  @( D+ n
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + f* V3 d$ c7 K. h4 J" \0 a

5 ]$ h* H) \8 {# |不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. . c$ t( B- S& W5 {& \
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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