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人之初:At the beginning of life. . J! h  S% R4 l( h
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性本善:Sex is good.
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! Q" o: K* W# m5 {* P* n8 I性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 J* o! C- b$ @9 ~7 c

4 H' m  S/ P2 F0 d) P: b7 _; ?- O習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 U* |9 J9 _# q$ n4 X5 C% o7 i

) K# v+ n' g, n苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. % {/ O) v$ b" g  [

- o) t( V/ ], O. O5 ^, g性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 6 C9 \2 e/ w6 h9 V& D$ D
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教之道:The way of learning it
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& E# s9 |7 I4 x/ G  S貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; N* ~/ M8 P: N2 N; t
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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6 }% ~5 @5 j+ P, ^. h. H子不學:If you don't study hard, 4 x. `7 e2 ~0 v, o
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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0 n4 k( r9 e3 A- w9 r& _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 G+ r/ H% A& ~# l* A8 v
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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' [, [* C' N" T2 \1 U教五子 :All his five son took it ' j2 @$ c% I* }/ A! B* y, O! H

: d7 ~5 y+ z, }9 R5 }4 g名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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  G( F# L4 k; L8 \父之過 :It is all your fault. " C( T9 I( q2 m" Z& |1 J% R* T
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 0 u5 a% T, [- [) K6 L  `" F

% a9 U, g  \* t# x* I6 d師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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7 B2 [& o" |. N# d4 I& B- c子不學 :You may refuse to study this & y' ^, N8 b0 n9 R" C  N

: E& p) [: L5 C: |8 j非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged + H! {0 v5 J/ {; y! I% V) z* B

* C) \. c  Z  v; d  A6 d玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, + l, B5 `- M' i1 n' [4 v
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 7 |* H( ]9 J( q5 \! z

% H& B7 D! u; i人不學 :If you don't learn sex, + j% e3 J0 W+ l1 P* ~/ |( f" Q# s# n

! W) V% l1 X; S不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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