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人之初:At the beginning of life. 1 ]8 [3 [7 s! [8 s/ `
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性本善:Sex is good. % O6 m* y2 g0 \5 d: L2 y# D, _' Z/ S
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 y: ^5 G! W3 v# c6 t. `
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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2 M/ h0 F& z6 n: a9 j! ^: g昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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3 \( H* x: L  R; j4 w% s4 T擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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* H8 W; a# n+ N5 X子不學:If you don't study hard, 7 E1 q/ I8 ^2 b  Z/ |
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 5 h: S! k' ?6 g8 T, F

( I4 f# D3 M' e! \( G, s竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous $ E9 |% {7 Z. f/ c) {: i* P
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine   l* X) z2 S* E) E% r

2 h. ~0 W, {. N# m* j' G教五子 :All his five son took it
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+ T  Z  b1 f# F# Y2 X, v0 f5 u0 y名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, : V  O- I. i  \( X" m
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ; |% r- k- }( j  M0 z

7 J, C  I* P" W# q& Q& G教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 8 b, x- t5 P# ]$ v; Z7 M4 O
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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( ^9 F: G6 H7 l% E8 ^) I8 q玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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" v& ?" g* x. ?' T" k" J不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 1 B7 K8 u3 r/ |
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 6 }; C+ M: V( l7 n
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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