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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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' l2 I# q; g  }5 k. A4 u" ]性本善:Sex is good. ! n+ n1 j- A% A0 K3 q+ s

# c/ r, i( _& J5 o! |/ @性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. ) ]" W$ ^8 k9 M  u  c

0 Y3 S( d( o0 q( ?6 t, M+ Y: u' A習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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/ \( L( |/ N( q! U3 c# X% \苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. " P( t' X6 A' Q  |  F
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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% ~3 v6 V* n5 i+ U# d昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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2 S  Q, n) A4 H0 C: D. P& |擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 8 `, f3 H& Y9 P9 S5 ]! y

  E% L5 j& y" ^# C% x/ ]0 H子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . I& K8 @; N3 U8 _' o0 D

) S) `2 ?/ z3 T2 u竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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: y+ D: L3 \9 {4 `教五子 :All his five son took it 9 a/ O  y' o. N# D" {# q$ k3 h
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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* k  \5 _" F2 s) t父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 2 K: {7 \$ |$ e* h9 D3 P# d& s

/ n8 H8 d) s. K6 Z: g9 i$ K師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. : x8 G; T- K  x& ?
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this 7 I- A, Z, o, f) v- X) G7 ?5 ?

) S+ F& }8 b( ]) w- l非所宜 :but that is a real mistake - P" c, u. i& A7 U

/ _- z6 T( Y: |/ U' a0 R幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; @: N8 p2 g% H

% {8 H0 {/ f" c+ j" f1 F  Q老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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  A% m5 l; i$ Z* Z% v玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 4 ~; ?: Z+ e' }5 d" j$ }% ?

2 P$ ?( C2 K3 R0 |; q( @4 E不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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& [* l& I) K% {* l人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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