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人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 n5 j8 a0 |2 g

: h, {6 P( n( q* A8 w: `性本善:Sex is good. ' }: T& G( l  W5 ^  j1 Q7 U

* ~; y3 p; R7 l  `: d# _" A" }性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 2 M( {+ @/ p7 O' ]$ p# E& @

# l0 i0 |" c4 a9 ~習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. - x2 j+ T4 w" r1 F9 m

2 L: W- m: v( F: A8 L5 P- w8 r性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 7 k+ s9 k" f- @

' w9 M+ ~/ J6 g' @, n' s教之道:The way of learning it & `  z. Q6 `1 H6 Q+ v
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 2 y* ]; q8 ]. w

$ ?: u; {' E+ l. G: h昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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$ q0 O. }( m4 `6 ~: e* J擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. + x/ e; d" z+ t9 s+ ^  k

( h5 i5 s3 `/ h# x9 w( P子不學:If you don't study hard, # {5 z$ F  G5 W! f! _, i9 a

, n% m8 N, C* v  ~斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine * U+ }4 W. Y+ ~( {& d

9 D8 S/ h0 t4 n# m/ ?) }教五子 :All his five son took it
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6 n# D4 I0 B- Z2 s名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. : O# [) W: R9 Y1 r, F2 Z
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, : e7 b$ _* F7 X
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this / r7 Z" t/ `( h4 c5 I( @
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake : @' s' {' E2 R/ y* q
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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. b9 ?6 p6 N6 G) C$ c" i老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ( m! L- L! S1 C( M' ~

. S- i8 R! E! ], {9 Z6 O玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 2 T/ G6 ?+ _( D/ W
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. - A( m7 T( q8 Q

( E6 V# |8 j% C2 F( m; i$ J9 J人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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