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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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- E' T! w3 j* G: Z+ P性本善:Sex is good. " s3 ?7 L* W! d7 b- Y8 c
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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# T) r) W* j; S4 d+ U習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 9 u( `: N! h" A

) B' r9 e  }# v" _" P苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. # g2 d2 M+ D- b! n; ]
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教之道:The way of learning it
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.   Y2 C+ T, e  o+ V. `
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng / f2 S, j. F5 r) l* F5 W/ }2 Y
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. 3 }3 D9 d- E7 i9 |2 C3 E2 C) `

8 |, z. F9 E3 r$ T0 @. J子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 d, w! w1 J! m
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 0 ~( r0 d5 t2 G! f8 ^
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 1 ]- M$ t  j* U! ]& Z- s$ a3 f
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教五子 :All his five son took it . D6 f+ ]5 P& C) O; [0 U- D* R, O
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 3 u" p" e+ Q) v2 v" ^( U# J/ |
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. ( Z) B- |% k# t& X

, P6 A% z3 t9 {# W) ^教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 6 \$ T3 N2 d5 z8 m! a7 U1 I3 V* F  S% j
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. + B9 U# s5 t6 J- O
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ' X; z" J+ N# R, I2 z. V9 w
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 3 ^' |. [0 C1 w! t2 q1 t
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, . V% `6 G. N9 P! |+ f+ h
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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7 r8 Y6 X. U+ o; T玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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+ t$ o9 x6 K+ F& U( ]) J人不學 :If you don't learn sex, : C% x7 h( v- Y% j$ ]
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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