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人之初:At the beginning of life. : C6 \/ f! L; b/ u% T

" ~7 D4 R) c, S" p性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. + [* j8 l/ i) k$ O$ D
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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+ q  a9 t/ x0 X: w! ]苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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2 j6 x. _9 f: I2 j* {% R性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 5 _% f8 z' p8 X2 z. G- s  V

' w# u2 S' P6 v教之道:The way of learning it 0 f3 b. D6 S% C& F$ ?5 J* C

4 s+ ]% X3 M+ o  a1 N+ j7 w貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. , _" h% w1 w( T  M$ n) F  |
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. & o% I# Z1 U6 Y% Q7 U+ F, w
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子不學:If you don't study hard,   u1 N3 g: b+ t1 ?3 m& F

/ i& @/ U( J8 P" K( }4 p斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous 5 i# b  Y7 I3 i9 a4 c
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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) a  E/ I, J9 D# m教五子 :All his five son took it
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, k; R3 t0 N( v+ V名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, ! b# t9 ~9 ?' Q4 `0 R
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this ; U$ S  H1 J0 W& S
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, # P0 ~! r* t8 f. u7 c; M% p

# p- j7 j) M; v4 E  S, l老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged / x6 F/ b: H. l2 n2 f

2 v& \- o& o% |; `; n5 F玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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6 \6 f) {% ]; h4 w, L. T不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " Y6 w+ A8 Y% ]# }! r
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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