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人之初:At the beginning of life. 2 C3 S1 V. Q: o. M7 f
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性本善:Sex is good.
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$ v; \$ C' F' N0 M5 C7 @: @性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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' {2 g: u9 h/ W) P, t習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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( R9 H( R. k4 c6 D0 h苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. # o- i( b  w" f) ~) C
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. $ Q/ p. q1 |  K

  s5 S6 w$ I' _/ J0 g& v$ U教之道:The way of learning it ; }' X6 @2 y; \# v& T& Q
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貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 1 Y- J$ q% p9 M. F% K  k

6 r1 V8 j$ {( C$ V( T" d( T& [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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/ E# o/ Z' V* @4 ~1 f  w( Y. z% V斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 o1 e; C. [7 P7 U

4 G( ?. a! j; o1 T6 z( M3 _竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous ) C, I' c* w+ B2 h5 m4 a

8 e8 y! w, g9 }/ d$ q9 m$ E有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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6 n+ X, H! g& l教五子 :All his five son took it
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9 M+ T2 H5 p4 B$ f9 w  b* ]+ k1 Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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0 R3 T' T2 X6 |5 Z: K7 S養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, , {5 q$ J! m' I3 t; W0 V6 q

* P7 G$ W# z6 m& I父之過 :It is all your fault.
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; T( `% R) V$ i+ k4 F( ^教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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4 L6 R* [4 o" r師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 2 L7 V+ p6 X: j! a% I- u

3 ]+ t) a9 o' @6 `* F! X子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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6 x, |3 b3 ~; N% E& D非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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( J2 Y. s5 e9 w9 s0 F幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, - s" P! G8 }' k8 i: o
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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- {0 p% K5 j- D& J( y玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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6 i% H, x3 z! o1 k8 s* C0 o' c不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. + w  W" {' \) H. Q' Z& D2 l4 D3 t
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 V7 F3 ~2 J9 L

2 u' O8 g: P$ m- f5 v- h' [0 C) m不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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