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3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 7 E/ ^: \& f1 c- H

: F! A' a5 y% c5 m' ~  {) e習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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$ O4 m9 [* a: a- _7 O7 G* ^' c苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ; E- g0 S3 ~. v7 U

; B- E9 ]8 H7 P& i性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 3 Y! o) X: J; i: z' J
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教之道:The way of learning it   W6 `) T+ Y( y

, j, w7 V3 O" L; J貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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& ?" b+ q& m; n3 S3 _( W9 [昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng " L* ^( ?* v2 J. a

. o- W! j6 }6 u) F) i( {擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, # m. R! F, L: `

) u% N8 v. ?# b斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 1 {; p7 D: h+ G4 T

' `/ D7 _, w- \: R2 n/ O% `. R5 m竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + o* k$ Y2 p  s+ Z2 T

2 ?7 f0 Q/ h) x3 b$ Q有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine $ M; c8 V* K6 m

3 T/ P1 Y, K1 W& Z1 T8 K教五子 :All his five son took it
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5 D+ T# v5 n5 u0 @6 Q名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % @: n& z4 H; f
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.   [( e+ ^" O& O, F" ]% |4 W
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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. t  B1 B( l$ z5 p$ P0 J2 {師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. " C  V- F# ]  f

/ l: i0 H7 k3 `& }, Z) ^! W子不學 :You may refuse to study this 6 _8 e6 N- Q" t, B$ M! P6 G
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 |( P6 L5 E- Q1 _6 v/ S
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, 9 k; L( h5 a) s6 r9 x3 l) U
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, - f; F* S: q0 G, E3 l8 H* X
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.   ~5 D0 l5 i/ P+ K
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 0 p& Z4 {( F$ D
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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6 H$ g7 w' J! N/ Q* D/ Sposted before
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