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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. 3 ?% |7 ~0 `) M! c3 q

/ t" f& w* f) Z) L- e- y* s+ i- C0 D7 f性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. ; g- a8 G1 L8 i6 G9 \
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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0 S7 O% p0 F: _5 ~) ^$ y性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. , ^! M1 w  s7 F" r

# i  f7 p* c( }0 l$ L/ G- @6 c6 [3 M教之道:The way of learning it . g4 e1 j3 Q. l! S

5 p! U8 k. I# {6 t, [貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. $ h/ U  _7 H* B" K; S9 {
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng & x" R6 N* W9 X$ ^3 f5 Q! S7 A
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. / p6 U8 F2 T: e5 z

" D- D8 v0 L! u% D: y- n子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. ' z. ^& p: v8 i
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous & O* E- p0 x8 @8 e2 q/ Y

) E' L8 Q" Z( O8 h9 e( I2 r有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine & L+ f% n  D( f
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 \. Y1 r  n) V. b) J

6 h2 U$ G& N  r% t+ j3 n; Y2 n養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, / ]% u4 C. x- N' u

9 m2 T$ `4 S7 {' k父之過 :It is all your fault.
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% U% S5 Q% Q4 K3 Y4 R  R教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. ! ]" U2 j: C( D; s. V

% |: g/ D; E1 k( B4 A子不學 :You may refuse to study this * Z& Z' N9 X( N
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 d  Q& b) z/ W+ \* h% s; F0 l8 Z, N

; F2 ~* W7 _; y幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, ; L" g! J4 V/ }- H6 w* l
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged ! U9 A! Z% n8 E8 c4 D+ V, U

5 }# j& s3 N2 A% I0 T. w$ Q* V# r玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 5 B$ ?- L! c! b6 Y! x$ I
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, % F3 s+ k7 M# }1 d0 |

1 X0 q( Z7 q% g不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
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