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人之初:At the beginning of life. : o! M8 X( R: Z$ c4 [
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性本善:Sex is good. 1 `8 q4 b( v* M- ^; W
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) L, V0 \- }5 ]& R% z) b8 e苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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- F- f0 X1 q) y2 T/ b7 t性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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$ R- W5 j; q5 X教之道:The way of learning it
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/ Q  T/ y0 r1 T. i+ s+ q9 f- Q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. / e8 x0 o/ @6 J' v+ M
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 1 X9 F5 i+ B$ e; E+ z
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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8 l; S, d, {" Z) j斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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& Q" y: c% q6 q3 l7 ^$ l4 `- ^竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 6 C! t. c  [! _  ?
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, 0 @# g9 f) p3 P% ?# _

. j0 ]7 ^; m5 P1 d# \0 M父之過 :It is all your fault. ( w- M; F- S( z' K/ j* s5 i
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, & w- s; Z. X0 R
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 0 H: G* j5 p& @: z# W* r+ |

9 T% b/ J3 \* m' [4 e子不學 :You may refuse to study this , M! o* X' K+ J' w0 X( M6 E' f

7 z  V6 h* x: W; }! S* g. |' Q非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 1 Y4 ]: L9 \$ I# h
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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& n, q+ ^+ v* t4 M玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, / i" L' w, W# U/ E8 n
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 9 f: K# i1 H) ~2 h
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, / O, j+ z2 b7 h: p; c

* [. l6 c3 L% F& v1 ?4 y6 ~不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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