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人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good. / a3 u6 o$ q0 N- {  I

7 v" y# \6 k9 R- ^1 U性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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9 T. P8 n8 \0 d5 l, n4 \# R貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 9 M- y" D7 y% }  l6 q

. \" J9 c. G4 N  n; w0 l昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 4 z& _  q7 r- t2 G) O
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. ; C8 f7 [" |1 p# M1 t- z& f
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子不學:If you don't study hard, $ o# M2 e4 e% M5 F# x
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. , C7 a3 E, @9 B4 U( i

; ?8 X1 b, C/ t. v( e竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous " C; J1 d4 G& j( D' K1 E

, r1 F8 y" t3 m8 Q" L! I' f有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine 8 w* z: b, C* a# @, L

$ V0 j$ e5 d! T! H2 i; N7 t教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. 6 D$ G5 n/ S* z) V3 Z9 z2 A

" B* G4 Z5 F5 i" q% a養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 x4 e0 v$ @3 q

; T# M- ^9 d9 m' c' _( v教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, " @+ q. H0 }  ?+ p6 M

9 b0 o0 t0 \" f/ v師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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. b( M1 Y2 @+ e, ^子不學 :You may refuse to study this 1 y& e. }+ ^' h; v  u7 I
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake 2 W/ C# ~( m1 k1 ]* D* p
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, " O3 Z( k* |5 i( Y$ \4 T0 F" N+ i) b
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 9 F0 r3 S+ }7 _6 g
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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' X$ ^7 W# z! r) l0 I; h4 U2 T人不學 :If you don't learn sex, " u& x5 y4 G; w9 J8 c( S

7 p& }+ f5 H0 }不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
天生我才必有用
bro,
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