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標題: (轉貼)十大阿媽口頭襌 [打印本頁]

作者: gavey    時間: 2006-1-29 12:37 PM     標題: (轉貼)十大阿媽口頭襌

十大阿媽口頭襌

1 著多件衫呀 (不論寒冷或酷熱天氣警告都會聽到)

2 生舊叉燒好過生你 (點解係叉燒? 雙拼叉雞會唔會好D?)

3 隔離陳師奶個仔讀書都唔知幾叻 (係囉, 妳都話"唔知"落,講黎把鬼咩)

4 媽: 早D訓啦, 晚晚都咁夜訓, 聽朝返工返學唔夠精神呀 仔:阿媽,聽日星期日喎

5 第二樣野冇見你咁叻, 駁咀你就最叻

6 睇電視唔好坐咁埋呀, 睇壞對眼呀 (阿媽, 太遲啦, 就係對眼壞左先要坐咁埋睇)

7 叫0左你唔好夜晚洗頭, 第二日老0左你就知 (第二日咁快就老)

8 得閒帶個女仔返黎食飯啦 (帶男仔得唔得)

9 幾時結婚呀 (結婚, 結婚, 結完就分, 有乜好結喎)

10 媽:出左糧未呀(月月都有)




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