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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

（轉）港式英語 . v4 ?' k; ]6 W' o: S5 w5 N3 E

Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 ' U. X6 w' o! B0 d% }
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ * P" N" Y& N: P/ O+ c
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ' G% l) C$ b7 k  |+ N

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 0 [6 t1 \" p( z' q

Fish skin~魚皮。 " O- T& K7 [8 Y4 O

Fall on a street@@ 。 $ y" w) A& B2 L' J

fall on your street.""你個"K" ) _9 {/ J: k) c3 d

Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞 # c! _( S/ `7 l2 B, t( F
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 r' d, X3 _1 o. E( d( p3 w* b. U
我吹雞打你班友。 1 ^/ B- r: `; l  h4 r
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 " V( P5 z6 ^3 I" x3 [
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Face green green臉青青。 7 o8 g) N: p8 g" \

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 4 V3 H1 {) [6 g0 K5 `. {
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 3 w1 g/ e: e! W7 e; f/ c

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 S/ O. l) ]" S% ]0 A9 x

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 0 P& E; V' `' ^$ M
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 7 H. a8 A' j) f& S. M: u" Y
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How senior are you?你算老幾? - Q1 N0 |, S% T- N0 K9 g  @

What the water are you?你係乜水? . K4 V8 w7 G3 {1 K/ [( P$ P0 c& b
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀? # l- M& g% o8 S) A; I
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 , C4 e# X. R; x2 ]. g1 g
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Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶飯。 9 e4 O, Q1 T1 G+ R) U

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 2 T+ M) B0 v8 b# O4 k# Q

Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ + K* m. v  e" S, ~3 E" l) x

Collect father收爹 $ ]6 W' y5 M& T" W4 e  v
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企係度。 5 h( m0 J% V- m& ?- X) r

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . v- s, h) L8 ]
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 & G3 ]  p6 B) N, e: Z0 w

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. 5 i% Z! n& W& h2 j5 Y' Y
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 0 `1 t4 R/ b/ X8 Z2 t
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Eight woman八婆 ' M1 e' T- A3 g6 m) F1 W( b

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 " K3 y, u! y+ t) `$ A/ r

Black son黑仔 . K, n& q* k5 a
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Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ : z7 ]/ Y) u* R6 z1 Y: z- b) g
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Wear grass著草 " J8 D- $ i1 R7 ^
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ! c, O* Y* P/ ~6 \

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！

High hand.高手 + a  _1 `( r% E. t

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 , q& B+ g- L$ k6 W7 W7 x; \

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ $ ]/ R$ R1 q% ^5 k; A+ Q7 B1 K/ t
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Old dot.老點 ' ]( l2 I, v7 o. D
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One old water 一舊水 5 X2 L- _- ~* J6 {
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 4 u" _( r! a5 X; ?% $ ^

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 - z7 X$ E3 E5 R: c! I( A- h
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 , P2 `4 f1 G3 P1 B: I

Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水 5 S# m: H2 @1 b. R# }1 P

Two hit six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:7 h8 h5 ~! w: R4 P+ A# ?* m" J% }( \3 [9 B
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...( S3 x" K n" v% T2 I
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..! f* ^1 y- P/ [7 F# a
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好無聊下0 e; A/ e& g8 C* z. t+ q- P' }
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! ; m; l/ f* w% N* |( s0 W/ h, j
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:% q6 b& j( z) N b8 B7 x7 Y
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)) `# O) G, Z( J
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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