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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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Piano piano green 琴琴青 ( G  t& o" Q- |+ O/ w$ H$ k% k5 {
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ 5 Z0 x9 z& g5 j$ Y

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ - H9 I7 |- D0 e

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 8 s% l$ O8 W: Z) h, F7 O8 i

Fish skin~魚皮。 ; q6 O; |  P; W  u
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Fall on a street@@ 。 ( U/ r0 ^% `1 c% K

fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞 % e9 R; G) O+ q- L4 r
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 ! Y. H8 H& \$ [3 E4 S. [8 H
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。 . e( r# ?! e' b) a' I

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 : r7 u2 \3 D6 n( R; E

You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ) t$ j& N3 L3 D7 G4 p5 ~: l5 |

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。
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How senior are you?你算老幾?   W: g4 J7 m, p' n
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What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 8 t5 B$ Y: F6 l" C$ K, _

Do the world做世界。 3 v9 V. y1 L2 e5 y, V
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Big tea rice大茶飯。 : l- X' u5 ?* B: S% K

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? 4 C6 G/ J% [) x& P0 c
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 1 g8 c7 D/ z# f* b" X: W
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ " z+ W/ v* p: g6 y0 @$ F

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 2 u7 I3 w' h# M0 y0 @  O

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 * S4 `7 p4 J) Y; A. `( N+ E
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 & J' H# P  K! i$ c/ L/ P4 N
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 4 ?) W; s" H2 Q* j
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. . O8 |9 k! B- f- ]6 I, F
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！ 3 W' D. H& j- B2 @+ `) F

Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ & \5 X2 C. ?1 U* L2 l# t5 ~
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ " W0 ^& |2 g7 U) E4 A- U
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High hand.高手
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 / A3 D9 q& ~* O& Z) h

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點

One old water 一舊水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 0 l% M" B# Q% D& V

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 # A; U9 N! x% ~* F% \

Measure water/Pound water.磅水

A dragon service.一條龍服務

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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 5 i1 s3 f* \, r+ u5 n
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳) X3 j2 ^4 b' M- f, {
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:2 D0 y) R" A# |3 S
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: G [0 T3 I5 ~4 t kyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳' j( B9 q8 Q/ B3 r8 \8 i0 Z% U, F6 n0 P
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...0 y, Y! i/ m/ a. s+ w2 L$ k0 n/ T! D
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger+ [0 W% m& s, e. ]/ B2 X

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:* ~! d4 t' Z _
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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1 k2 w2 l+ D. t6 W+ l3 \you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)+ a# h8 [; ?- I4 W9 ^. E
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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