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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~& F6 C  `7 [9 E* D; ]
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5 t+ u; u; @! x# d- v（轉）港式英語 2 s6 c7 \0 u9 {  {" x
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Piano piano green 琴琴青
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# V6 t5 y4 P7 {: ~+ SPeter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 9 L+ G% r, Y6 F. b- k& b) ^* o
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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' {  L5 M- q1 [# Q% }I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ' C3 }8 w% t! H3 T1 m
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ ! E- a) ~; O) D: U; ^4 ]8 F' A/ o8 A
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Fish skin~魚皮 。
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$ T( T4 A( r# p/ l/ i" G. ^8 N7 FFall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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' C4 y' J% h$ ~% |# P: q% CBlow water吹水3 x( H  H# k& e' k; [+ v

5 e! j9 n- ]9 H% P7 P" W+ OMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 : C& E; e3 G% n$ A& W3 c

4 m& c  l  a" C8 f5 `Blow chicken吹雞
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5 H  T& ^# R9 a* PI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
1 b: |+ z& A8 J3 |我吹雞打你班友 。 . }4 \2 C. y. ]# B  I% [9 U
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青 。 8 {1 ]8 L; |/ W: R
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" $ k% c" L$ l0 ]
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 8 f- k+ V, Y* p7 n
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 0 T* z# A2 ], Q) h; `+ q3 u
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 1 B5 D" t# k4 \; W  O
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! G' g" L6 c* G) w; z9 U$ R
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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8 k3 A1 k) M! R; e1 REat banana食蕉
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% a3 O* u. J) s/ @) dYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - z1 V0 A) S% X1 m

, G) w' Z. j( J& s4 H- p  a4 AHow senior are you?你算老幾? , S, ?' t' ?; k/ s& {
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What the water are you?你係乜水?   y0 T0 S, o: _

% S2 d: n! \* W/ WWhere are you come from?你邊度架? ; `: }& {: q: [; q' U

4 ^: G2 W* b8 H: c! o2 N. \Do you big me?你大我呀?
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。 3 [) g. Z6 G6 l) d) L9 |

0 R  A; T; n  Q& P/ c/ XDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 ! E2 h" J! k+ i$ ?" D9 D9 [
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + N1 O! X. {2 {$ b! }

  F' s$ ^. K0 ]! Y; f( sCut girl 界女
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2 y9 }/ {* o! {& wThe king of cutting girl.界女王。 + Y6 @4 I. E& u7 j) z7 Z

# b. ~7 Q* \7 E/ x: O% CCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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0 `: Z- e' |, @' Q8 }I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ( y1 y* u& L- r' r4 c

5 P% J7 w' M" u0 X% l; K" hCollect father收爹 2 \6 r2 ~% j% v( h6 q2 d' m/ T" i
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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/ c1 {$ `. D0 c0 |" \/ {* P* e5 u2 zDo you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 6 O7 ?! o9 ]% Y+ W- e) v: v! {4 U( g. q
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 : l% _/ {, u) z9 ~2 w7 s

! C( i2 D* A" S6 lYou give me stop.你同我企係度。
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3 c3 @7 u+ P4 pAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 ?6 p8 p0 w% n
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. $ @3 C, W3 q) I5 \9 a: z
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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5 ]1 c: X; {# J+ d9 aEight woman八婆 " j  T7 a; }" G. }: L; T. G+ H% e6 [" G. s
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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+ _; A. L$ [2 b, J7 i& o7 t( eBlack son黑仔
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7 S2 a: z& M; x" N; B% UToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 1 L, E  D. N9 q% I
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Wear grass著草 # z5 J1 U9 B1 @, j
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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9 M4 l7 I' G; ~7 S! F. ~High hand.高手 " E3 M! D' A: h

7 _4 b. Z+ \; ~9 b( pA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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3 i* N" N7 M3 b5 QGood mother.好娘 3 S0 j% r" B: Y+ I7 ]- C4 g
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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* v( ?9 b# Q1 z( {Old dot.老點
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; S' }1 m4 F% b6 ?7 P7 wOne old water 一舊水 6 Z6 i  q) e7 L' d
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ) f' R- x# G+ C  v, ~  T
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 # }! e1 q1 v, D/ c7 Z  M* h* U  F

+ e, G1 g7 P0 s" m  ~* k0 y$ r% U. SA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 2 r9 V3 D: p7 c9 O+ f( \* e

' K4 U* \/ [& U2 H! |4 ~Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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" ]) S6 {8 g" [! t! L; iA dragon service.一條龍服務
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7 F3 q( {5 f3 Q; e( j9 d, XHold hold water.楂楂水 1 Z. F; u! v2 ?
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六
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3 f; @0 v  L. Y( J( pTwo five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有; B5 V% c* }- _6 y( G' M9 g, P

, D( Z# z$ `, R3 U* ]5 byou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
# h9 o1 e! d" R* R; kI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:/ o/ f; x$ e/ B) o: x9 r$ z
還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...+ M4 @! x# d4 W5 n! H/ _8 ~
用inside..
作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..' S+ c  l) ?& D* ?5 X$ l+ r1 o6 U# L) ^
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好無聊下
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作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。# C7 o  ^& ]8 q& D& Q. D
例如：
9 m0 x1 e7 A  H" Sgood rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
7 @. Q5 y2 X% w. \- j- J. z" l# u最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。4 w, A: o2 v" a- M3 ^, s
仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高
作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
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作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
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you have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有
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6 r+ ~7 f8 ?3 P# d  Q3 m- Z! N係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =). t3 J% \# ]; h. _8 V
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭



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