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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語
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Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 $ ^# J, k) k1 y5 A- \* X1 ]& b

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ 4 {: ]  [* }- @) v/ S6 J
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 * v9 w$ E4 k% M" j  l6 s8 k  N# I

fall on your street.""你個"K" " C4 x0 w* }) r* A0 d

Blow water吹水' s. ]0 ^' P" P% ]4 k
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. & q4 R& V0 b6 B
我吹雞打你班友。 6 C& F; e  k) j& s) k. v0 c. Q
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" 6 s' P+ Z( {" K7 @3 B% g
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 9 j5 v' H  g. K' O; U5 u1 f& v9 X% c
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。   ^3 P0 _; w- |# T
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 4 [) p# m* A9 s: v, u) k4 P$ `  p

Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ) \) N; ?( u9 }5 c

Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ! v2 \1 t5 H. i1 B5 a1 d
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How senior are you?你算老幾? & _, m7 l0 y- E; ~- |
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What the water are you?你係乜水? / v  Y9 F, h+ R; j. h
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 2 O) A" M9 p; R8 k3 ^: A, p$ Z
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Do you big me?你大我呀? ; P/ E4 C3 l3 ?& T9 K  U1 q  ]
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。 " V+ }" n6 D! I  i/ @+ e) S
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Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女

The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ / O& M/ H' c) ^

Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 0 X" q2 a% S1 l5 r" Q  G' I* G: C$ Z
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 5 P9 L" y7 {9 a( n
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ; r# T5 I+ x0 d* ?

American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 # F" e6 i8 A5 ?
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!

King eight egg.王八蛋 . L3 H  T$ ]6 y& ~& f5 K# `6 \

Black son黑仔   x/ i7 J, Q6 f

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ - e9 a2 p% `; x+ J. w( g6 Y# o. ]( j

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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : X1 `9 M5 T$ r: l  h
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ $ u( M6 f* z0 J  u! P

High hand.高手 ' b$ a$ J* r, h: b7 a

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 6 O, k# F$ X& t+ o7 H  M; L# H
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 * W& g! y$ [% r6 x. ~

Good mother.好娘 ) @$ f! ?1 g& _9 R% W5 [

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 $ m6 J5 W( k3 y: g

One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 % t6 y5 g; ~4 f# w% i. _- k$ J2 A8 G
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Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水 ( a! _/ F5 y+ k0 K$ W3 _' {

Two hit six.二打六 0 j' e' P' j4 R% A6 c- h3 H

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳8 x; g% B% `2 M6 U7 I! M
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:$ W- N7 Y' W+ n8 E2 l
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
F6 z' g+ d, p. P$ _/ G) xI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...7 i0 ]+ L# E1 \' n
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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好無聊下

直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger* {; [1 G) Z( ~& f2 S
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! + \- X; D/ `' j: V
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:. J3 B% o% n3 S8 P, D# l
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有
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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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