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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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Piano piano green 琴琴青 , f( D2 S% B& h2 J% W4 L5 `
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % z1 I' }" f# j

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ . u( J+ m/ ^! V8 x

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ % {; [% A- S7 k3 E

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 2 X7 e  z0 [  a# E

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ & n7 p- n, Q9 A, T7 p/ m
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Fish skin~魚皮。 5 i4 }6 b! V/ G5 o& l( T9 G* c! M; P. r
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Fall on a street@@ 。 . ]  h( n' S$ `) Z7 p# Q# Y2 _

fall on your street.""你個"K" & ]& Q) f/ e" z& W" h

Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 r/ S* {' o& G1 v

Blow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' G( H9 \  A4 V6 N2 T+ }/ r

Face green green臉青青。 " c+ t  y1 H+ Y& D6 q3 Q

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - X! \  ?& b, f
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。

People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! D  h, j6 q1 I0 P% X
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 . m4 H# s4 m5 p. h

How senior are you?你算老幾? 9 R: T1 ?" B: X1 q' T0 _% A! [

What the water are you?你係乜水? & n" `3 Q) Y5 c, a) U

Where are you come from?你邊度架?

Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。 5 ^8 k% e0 {0 c' S2 ?8 r

Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女 ) {8 Q/ q' n, l% ~

The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ ) a5 a' a8 i& D+ |" V2 u7 f
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Collect father收爹

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) U. u5 P7 J& {# z9 p
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Laugh die me.笑死我。   S0 ?# R# K5 b
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ( m/ {$ |, _4 ^+ x  S) W6 w& D

American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 |9 Y0 ?% a# g: b
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆 $ `/ y2 y5 Z( r: R3 u5 s& C! F

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 3 h' d: u% ~! w

King eight egg.王八蛋 / C$ k. R; M3 C

Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ - X* j. z# ]6 [2 y3 ]

Wear grass著草 % X2 A4 Q+ r7 i* _1 C

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 D/ m8 c+ y; R* g, W/ M+ N
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 0 l9 |* |! `2 w, o
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High hand.高手 , _9 E- V1 x! j+ ?' R1 g* M
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教

To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘 ! x7 W; M. x$ H4 M+ }, G
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ # v! [; N- F1 F3 y. \2 ~
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Old dot.老點 7 L" P& S9 x$ u% V/ J
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One old water 一舊水 4 O& x7 l% Y) f) s0 c

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 M6 }6 J3 f) @+ Z7 W: R
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 ' o  C, N1 J" {/ [  J: Y( Y* W

A dragon service.一條龍服務 3 h  L9 G7 |' S- ^) @

Hold hold water.楂楂水 " \# u  Z' b7 m- u& ~! P

Pump water.抽水 ' C/ D. W* k- L! Q- `( T/ K
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Two hit six.二打六 4 R; }+ P) }$ M" D" W1 o
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳3 R' D+ a4 I3 P* M3 A* d$ j
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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) A5 k, R) x" q' |, wyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
2 I9 F4 C( s" KI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...1 `" l8 r+ P W) R! T: t+ D
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。/ k4 U. I8 ~ k
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過: P: v) b9 I. {. L0 T4 V
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! ; \, l/ _1 k, d! e4 B
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
: r( G" I9 g/ o1 l笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有8 h5 b1 u4 j' O5 \
you have today-你有今天

係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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