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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語

Piano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 $ ?9 T. Y  H1 b$ \" A

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ 9 K# ]8 X5 e6 `& U) k) ~$ S0 ^# S
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Fish skin~魚皮。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 6 j+ |0 P4 S  k' ~7 V( u3 Z
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 0 W, a. W* ?& E& d9 @/ E9 M

Blow water吹水( _" z; R% |7 U' @: l/ n, }

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 . p$ B( A# N5 }5 e! V( C
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 B( m8 h; a& e; L" w
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Face green green臉青青。 % F9 c( ]4 |' B* w% y
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ) Y9 _% l3 B7 \+ _# R
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 0 l& W9 d$ h" o; H) z8 T
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?   `8 O# ?5 a7 B: b9 p/ l' O) u  p6 l
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Eat banana食蕉

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 8 L( n1 n3 M& s2 s# n0 O5 Z

How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水? " ]. o2 {% y2 Q* [

Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? # m2 M( ]. [2 j5 P
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶飯。 0 {" m1 j' }3 m; \

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + i; [7 l5 `5 r$ h+ D! j- D
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Cut girl 界女   ?. d$ Q& f" c: O3 O* g  r

The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ # L" T; O& N4 P& i/ T- w$ ^
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 1 \* m" k) |6 N# e6 P
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 _& a' ^- H# k6 [& u/ U
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 4 i( M& i% g+ Z+ J& w8 j: c
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King eight egg.王八蛋 " F; D: W3 E7 E
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Black son黑仔 1 b8 w# d; |5 |: W% ?; N$ X

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！

Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . q& p5 a. q- a8 ?4 `
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 6 I3 I  u1 A2 K7 c7 c$ t6 y9 `( A+ x! U
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！
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Old dot.老點 1 J/ a1 N/ G/ Y3 \1 I, p

One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ; `& p$ i* q. h

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 L. e! m6 ]2 K, X- d! U5 h

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 `- U' D. H1 a- m2 D' S
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A dragon service.一條龍服務

Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水

Two hit six.二打六

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:4 n: G1 B' P, B) l. I7 H. L
還有) O0 i; k& w5 q: ?
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦... F1 [' T m1 w' M& O2 C
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過1 u1 x9 \# R( @, M, e
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger- [' D( |% |9 F4 f; S+ c

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 6 o, f |, x8 b7 ^( m2 l
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:6 z7 P6 h8 v7 H3 I ^* U5 B
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天

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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)0 b) S8 H! n( R6 H/ m
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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