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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~, S% B1 G3 T! l0 ~9 ~* `6 r

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(轉)港式英語
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8 A3 M# i; X' W, g" aPiano piano green 琴琴青
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 $ ?9 T. Y  H1 b$ \" A

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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行?
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇!
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If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎!
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" t* Z1 C3 X1 m1 ]% CFish skin~魚皮 。
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Fall on a street@@ 。 6 j+ |0 P4 S  k' ~7 V( u3 Z
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fall on your street.""你個"K" 0 W, a. W* ?& E& d9 @/ E9 M

% e# b% p) x  j, C/ `2 nBlow water吹水( _" z; R% |7 U' @: l/ n, }

& |& i* l9 o6 o! O% B; O+ EMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。
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Blow chicken吹雞
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- J5 Y- f2 P0 @$ WI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
6 \8 U$ S2 _' r7 f# H& y( _我吹雞打你班友 。 . p$ B( A# N5 }5 e! V( C
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 0 B( m8 h; a& e; L" w
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Face green green臉青青 。 % F9 c( ]4 |' B* w% y
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ) Y9 _% l3 B7 \+ _# R
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 0 l& W9 d$ h" o; H) z8 T
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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4 v6 y! h! p! K7 YYou go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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/ v3 ~/ r4 z# w" CAre you road?你係唔係路呀?   `8 O# ?5 a7 B: b9 p/ l' O) u  p6 l
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Eat banana食蕉
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' ]) r* P0 x! x, JYou come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 8 L( n1 n3 M& s2 s# n0 O5 Z

' V6 Y: y1 F, p; Q) b( ~5 X- cHow senior are you?你算老幾?
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' u$ `$ e2 {. ?; ?What the water are you?你係乜水? " ]. o2 {% y2 Q* [

! J' D0 u3 I5 y! f/ u3 `Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? # m2 M( ]. [2 j5 P
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Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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- ]7 h& D: I! G) h5 CDo the world做世界 。
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Big tea rice大茶飯 。 0 {" m1 j' }3 m; \

) }) `  u; r) E3 B$ e1 ^What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? + i; [7 l5 `5 r$ h+ D! j- D
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Cut girl 界女   ?. d$ Q& f" c: O3 O* g  r

: H2 B' U5 K$ y% U: ]The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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) I6 O' v" i' o1 L+ t: rCut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐! # L" T; O& N4 P& i/ T- w$ ^
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你!
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Collect father收爹 1 \* m" k) |6 N# e6 P
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 8 _& a' ^- H# k6 [& u/ U
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Laugh die me.笑死我。
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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6 V- B8 e# K/ D9 @  NAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
1 a+ m2 k4 b' v你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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: v  y! ?4 x9 G8 ]8 y# V* Y  a% O6 _Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 4 i( M& i% g+ Z+ J& w8 j: c
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King eight egg.王八蛋 " F; D: W3 E7 E
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Black son黑仔 1 b8 w# d; |5 |: W% ?; N$ X

& ]1 e1 B5 Q. }Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔!
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5 e' p# a, F, D+ e0 H. yWear grass著草
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; `$ C2 i0 o- OI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . q& p5 a. q- a8 ?4 `
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙!
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High hand.高手
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  [7 N* ?, g1 q" qA stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 6 I3 I  u1 A2 K7 c7 c$ t6 y9 `( A+ x! U
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數!
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Old dot.老點 1 J/ a1 N/ G/ Y3 \1 I, p

5 I& ~& U  j  R1 COne old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? ; `& p$ i* q. h

( Q9 X& D7 g: M' [2 R: M& FA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 4 L. e! m6 ]2 K, X- d! U5 h

2 t0 V2 h' E4 c5 E- AA ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 7 `- U' D. H1 a- m2 D' S
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A dragon service.一條龍服務
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5 C3 O4 p( g5 x* Q5 Z$ d2 l" eHold hold water.楂楂水
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  l/ E# \, s9 c3 ?# w0 y" wPump water.抽水
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+ r8 {0 ]2 x' F; V2 W3 JTwo hit six.二打六
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4 w+ y5 ?8 ^1 u9 e$ MTwo five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
# E1 C6 z5 u" R( Z4 I5 MI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:4 n: G1 B' P, B) l. I7 H. L
還有) O0 i; k& w5 q: ?
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
( L$ G2 |1 I7 ?) q+ P0 k2 o" pI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
% H( S! T% [; ^7 c9 Jd人係連inner都唔識...
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作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦... F1 [' T  m1 w' M& O2 C
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好無聊下
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直釋-0-
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過1 u1 x9 \# R( @, M, e
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger- [' D( |% |9 F4 f; S+ c

5 V! F3 @" a' h我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD
作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 6 o, f  |, x8 b7 ^( m2 l
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:6 z7 P6 h8 v7 H3 I  ^* U5 B
笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到...
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仲有
  q) s! V/ W6 ~- e( ^* J5 N. ryou have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天
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- @/ d' U( I7 G8 t" K係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)0 b) S8 H! n( R6 H/ m
HAHAA
作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭




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