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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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Piano piano green 琴琴青 9 {. x5 T7 G8 ]# r
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 9 O/ B7 ]2 h7 k" ^

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ 6 v; x- ?8 f! Q9 V& n& L
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ ! e5 E. C" |- o9 J
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ ' P4 g. b, [0 R0 V' E

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。

fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水. G: z9 {' {, I

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞 ) i8 T9 G/ b/ ]4 N  M
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 1 d) b$ C; r! _9 ]" V5 }9 V+ l
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 , ^9 h5 D0 ?0 n* {. Z
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Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」 $ i0 \+ a: v: }; r
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 7 j, t* T& `9 |" e- u4 k; u+ q) N- u

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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People mountain people sea人山人海。

Are you road?你係唔係路呀?

Eat banana食蕉 1 ]9 ?  [5 v7 y* s% ?! k5 Q
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 ( S5 y' c# R+ M  A: x' U3 D4 }
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How senior are you?你算老幾?

What the water are you?你係乜水?
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 2 u% E0 y- u4 v7 i" C

Do you big me?你大我呀? 1 m" N$ `! K& @/ o0 w! V

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。
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Do the world做世界。 + ?3 b. |7 H7 ^( N8 v

Big tea rice大茶飯。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！
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I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ # [& v2 m9 W7 J) g+ I/ }' f

Collect father收爹 * C0 Z+ S$ r1 A* d6 l! T+ d4 C
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? 4 p3 |' @  I+ p+ |" h- O( e* ^+ N
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 7 c" z- z" ?$ {# g) m
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 + a$ C9 |& \5 n4 K2 l3 b

American chinese not enough.美中不足。 . f# w0 r9 G7 X( V3 l: o
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野! 9 u% E# _5 A1 O

King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草
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I am wearing grass.我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手 ! B/ k) o& g5 k4 h
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成 0 S% F! S7 a- b- s3 H

Good mother.好娘 ) L& W8 H8 Z9 `  y  \1 k5 |2 M
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ ' j" s" q  N2 L( X
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Old dot.老點 8 z' C9 P- e+ k' k; i. A) S( _/ A
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One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 6 r3 ~: K' h, p. m8 O1 ?  D

A dragon service.一條龍服務 " P7 D; s& d! P7 E8 u: k
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Hold hold water.楂楂水

Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 * S0 \0 U) q2 x# R

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:9 t2 B# Y3 x4 J9 t1 d
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# C% S9 M" }2 y8 ~6 _3 ?you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳, I& |5 g7 W5 [6 S; n6 b" a
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
例如：
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過; s3 S' L5 U" w0 o/ y( {
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 6 y2 ?6 o8 I2 _" A
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
- b( B s. O M笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:" N' [1 M1 p# k6 r/ K! C& [- R

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9 e# U3 P8 J7 M+ Y) _2 ^you have today-你有今天

係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)3 x# D4 o! I) E1 i( \+ T# R
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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