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作者: trista_cheong    時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM     標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到無力食飯~~
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7 H+ U0 w$ {. g& ](轉)港式英語 # [4 ]8 [. D4 _* u
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Piano piano green 琴琴青 , f( D2 S% B& h2 J% W4 L5 `
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 % z1 I' }" f# j

# k8 K) U# Y) F" g" v2 m3 A  T! nI know your mouse. 我識你老鼠 ! . u( J+ m/ ^! V8 x

) t5 y  N% G* |* z" u. M5 hYou teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行? % {; [% A- S7 k3 E

8 S, W' D& d; k5 P$ dI give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇! 2 X7 e  z0 [  a# E

" `: |6 y: L0 U. `7 YIf you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎! & n7 p- n, Q9 A, T7 p/ m
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Fish skin~魚皮 。 5 i4 }6 b! V/ G5 o& l( T9 G* c! M; P. r
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Fall on a street@@ 。 . ]  h( n' S$ `) Z7 p# Q# Y2 _

& O5 c8 m$ m" m# Ifall on your street.""你個"K" & ]& Q) f/ e" z& W" h

0 f& V  q$ t1 q6 @+ k3 U& c% w4 |! l9 }Blow water吹水
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8 q& g1 p% n1 S8 EMonster of blowing water.吹水怪。 8 r/ S* {' o& G1 v

& c0 g  O- F2 o6 yBlow chicken吹雞
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! V3 t4 q: _! j$ w/ O我吹雞打你班友 。
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) ]6 i# F  f! NStupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。 ' G( H9 \  A4 V6 N2 T+ }/ r

1 k/ M1 S! N  o2 V, f: `4 ]% C$ NFace green green臉青青 。 " c+ t  y1 H+ Y& D6 q3 Q

" k  a* N7 C( t"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
; ^' Z% y: `( x2 c' j% b' w$ K8 p點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 - X! \  ?& b, f
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。
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# _# K2 R* O* x; S' K: _People mountain people sea人山人海。 ! D  h, j6 q1 I0 P% X
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀?
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; }9 ^4 h5 W0 G3 t  ~2 V- TEat banana食蕉
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& P* ~# ?6 @& _% |You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 . m4 H# s4 m5 p. h

  S5 @' a) O0 n' gHow senior are you?你算老幾? 9 R: T1 ?" B: X1 q' T0 _% A! [

/ Y4 K$ d- X- F# g5 I5 B1 `What the water are you?你係乜水? & n" `3 Q) Y5 c, a) U

) {$ c* Q- q0 g, u4 A" k) L( YWhere are you come from?你邊度架?
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/ W9 Z6 z2 @% aDo you big me?你大我呀?
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4 v5 h: S# A! Y0 r- L* CZebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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( T3 V6 P- a8 x$ ?7 X* C6 D8 PDo the world做世界 。 5 ^8 k% e0 {0 c' S2 ?8 r

* q# |1 |7 a7 H! f* yBig tea rice大茶飯 。
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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7 y' t) A4 _0 {5 T9 ?( ^Cut girl 界女 ) {8 Q/ q' n, l% ~

% z9 F9 p* w; b7 s6 B: @The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐!
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; x; A9 q3 S  V  s3 M, F$ RI give you only a hair.我俾條毛你! ) a5 a' a8 i& D+ |" V2 u7 f
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Collect father收爹
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4 ?. b* P6 S+ I! `You give me collect father.你給我收爹!
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ) U. u5 P7 J& {# z9 p
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Laugh die me.笑死我。   S0 ?# R# K5 b
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。 ( m/ {$ |, _4 ^+ x  S) W6 w& D

" {1 b& b, m( `8 z9 OAmerican chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 1 |9 Y0 ?% a# g: b
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
: ~( k8 U3 x% r$ y& X7 S你有種!我會俾D顏色你睇下,兄弟一齊上!
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6 r, j! z& ?6 f) `3 Y+ ^Eight woman八婆 $ `/ y2 y5 Z( r: R3 u5 s& C! F

  \; ]# ]) y# I# U2 CEight woman,you are good!八婆,你好o野! 3 h' d: u% ~! w

4 l' l6 I! ]2 JKing eight egg.王八蛋 / C$ k. R; M3 C

" z% ?+ T4 U' b; `) Q, fBlack son黑仔
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  s0 X, k+ m8 K/ eToday I was very black son.今日好黑仔! - X* j. z# ]6 [2 y3 ]

, Z5 z( {4 Q; s; N5 G9 ]( JWear grass著草 % X2 A4 Q+ r7 i* _1 C

( J1 K& o* `- @7 X, KI am wearing grass.我著緊草。 8 D/ m8 c+ y; R* g, W/ M+ N
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙! 0 l9 |* |! `2 w, o
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High hand.高手 , _9 E- V1 x! j+ ?' R1 g* M
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A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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/ K6 t* L5 `8 M, F) WTo collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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" m5 B2 B5 l  j' VGood mother.好娘 ! x7 W; M. x$ H4 M+ }, G
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數! # v! [; N- F1 F3 y. \2 ~
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Old dot.老點 7 L" P& S9 x$ u% V/ J
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One old water 一舊水 4 O& x7 l% Y) f) s0 c

6 H6 ?* x, Q9 G; g( w. yWhat the spring do you do?你做乜春?
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/ t2 Q. F& Q+ o; N3 q7 sA dog of eating @@.食屎狗 5 M6 }6 J3 f) @+ Z7 W: R
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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* l5 R' L# ?# r1 L3 UMeasure water/Pound water.磅水 ' o  C, N1 J" {/ [  J: Y( Y* W

! d# M5 ~$ k  @$ i( pA dragon service.一條龍服務 3 h  L9 G7 |' S- ^) @

4 U9 f5 D1 Y- B0 M1 p7 D5 v) NHold hold water.楂楂水 " \# u  Z' b7 m- u& ~! P

/ Y+ X4 V0 l( H/ `  R$ C9 EPump water.抽水 ' C/ D. W* k- L! Q- `( T/ K
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Two hit six.二打六 4 R; }+ P) }$ M" D" W1 o
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Two five boy.二五仔
作者: hkcchk    時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......
作者: architect    時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳3 R' D+ a4 I3 P* M3 A* d$ j
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
作者: pigcat    時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:
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) A5 k, R) x" q' |, wyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
2 I9 F4 C( s" KI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷
3 P. k2 P+ M9 o: @d人係連inner都唔識...1 `" l8 r+ P  W) R! T: t+ D
用inside..
作者: tkc314    時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..
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作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。/ k4 U. I8 ~  k
例如:
/ q* j- P3 p2 ^3 @- ?good rope 好索
作者: 奇    時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過: P: v) b9 I. {. L0 T4 V
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友 。
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作者: super123    時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that
作者: tonyw    時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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作者: hklady    時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! ; \, l/ _1 k, d! e4 B
i very need it !!!
作者: downbe    時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.
作者: wer    時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:
: r( G" I9 g/ o1 l笑到我肚痛﹐   笑到...
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仲有
; r- c5 K7 _4 O8 [9 i7 \you have today-你有今天
作者: Stan@Cysss    時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有8 h5 b1 u4 j' O5 \
you have today-你有今天
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# _' e# I% J* @) }$ y4 s( u係 "你都有今日喇" -  "You also have today la" =)
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作者: Killer111    時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭




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