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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語

Piano piano green 琴琴青 + _  o5 l% O9 x( o: J' Y/ _
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Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！ + g1 ]/ J# P* O( H

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！ 0 P$ n/ P  E' d4 k" y6 w: T- K

Fish skin~魚皮。   [' P$ M3 ?. ^. K  G, d

Fall on a street@@ 。
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fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞 . s" P) ^4 x3 b5 o0 e/ Y. n* l

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。 7 Z2 K5 k# {7 u8 c3 G

Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。

Face green green臉青青。
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"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 , a) G5 d' @! ~9 }* x- X

You go to street carefully你出街小心D。

You jump building.你跳樓啦。 $ n: V/ e' g0 C; _: d4 ~# E& @

People mountain people sea人山人海。 : v1 M; F- q9 }/ U+ _
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? 9 Y' K6 q, }: q0 n& S* Q( r( Z! U

Eat banana食蕉
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 4 L/ `8 E, o$ r$ @2 F3 k1 M

How senior are you?你算老幾? 5 _' o: \0 U) I) R. l4 ]
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What the water are you?你係乜水? 5 S. N9 A' R( Y. c/ M* K
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? & k! T1 N0 m4 P, W& X* }) n
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Do you big me?你大我呀? + M5 D  d- \% K% c* S5 o

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 - Y' Z* d  F; L# z( V  Y
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Do the world做世界。
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Big tea rice大茶飯。 7 ^- w3 V0 q! B% G' c
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What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?
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Cut girl 界女

The king of cutting girl.界女王。
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Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！ : J  A7 ?6 |, P: x8 Z

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！ 2 i) V2 ^/ y4 g& q, u
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Collect father收爹 * y# Q; N9 Y1 Y5 |) T

You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。 # R* G% |  G* U: R' @+ ]

You give me stop.你同我企係度。 7 E) m4 L  k' ^& K% O7 S
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。 $ C* W, I! T- X5 ?) |3 X- ?

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 0 R7 [! b9 l$ b1 ~9 Q8 Y1 T5 l2 J. _
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You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！
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Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋 2 h, I' X4 U6 Q6 a
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Black son黑仔 # a0 ]+ v* i+ k9 i

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！
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Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 ' D# q. h0 }( K9 y5 [$ u: g. n& k! V
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！

High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成
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Good mother.好娘
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You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Old dot.老點 2 v* y. }" F; X4 ~

One old water 一舊水
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? : `6 s# ~2 m# D. f+ {, h" g) O
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 - Y& u; K& h0 @- k1 d( m

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 , [* X. H9 d5 z1 d

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 + N% V+ @( k' E9 X2 g
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A dragon service.一條龍服務 $ b* e. ]  }4 W

Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水 + v8 N8 L6 N6 K- e- R

Two hit six.二打六 % V: F8 ]4 c6 Z, x* M

Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳, z% Z: t2 ?2 K7 Y2 M$ ~; W5 c2 c9 S
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:# k% s6 L& t: F3 W/ |
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' g/ r h! b9 g6 J* f- K, ayou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..3 j' m! |/ f9 Z

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger J1 n8 d1 a- `9 ] y7 a5 V

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:* g% F; c( P' v* W, K
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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you have today-你有今天

係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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