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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語

Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。

I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？
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I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！ 4 h9 i8 o* ^) q1 i" e' q

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！
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Fish skin~魚皮。 2 y' z  c2 U# C: b4 l9 l- M4 k3 ?
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Fall on a street@@ 。 0 E0 ~. a1 ^  R: F# I( O* O3 ^& u
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fall on your street.""你個"K"
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Blow water吹水

Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。 4 w  z/ g' T( z0 B) b' x  m  }
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Blow chicken吹雞 $ w4 r7 w; U$ F1 g. |

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop"
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」
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You see road carefully你小心睇路。 # M" y$ }* ^/ k$ }/ n* Q2 v
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 % D+ Y0 ]% o" V/ t: J9 ?  a/ f% h
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People mountain people sea人山人海。
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Are you road?你係唔係路呀? : n5 v! K/ ~: a" h  D
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Eat banana食蕉 : S! r& V1 e& I% F1 x. Q; g

You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 - ^/ i! |% l: _+ J; a7 |7 S

How senior are you?你算老幾? 5 a1 [7 [3 r/ g$ T' l

What the water are you?你係乜水? / Y7 V, U9 R6 `) ~
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Where are you come from?你邊度架? 1 ]5 \1 B  y  W- N$ O
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Do you big me?你大我呀?

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 & C1 S8 z  O4 O& M% N
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Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼? : i* ?9 U2 W& G/ w" t/ @; l

Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！
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Collect father收爹 2 R* v0 `/ U1 |
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！ 5 Y9 j( h% [6 p4 O8 ?# z
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Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到?

Laugh die me.笑死我。 # r: y/ X2 U8 F
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You give me stop.你同我企係度。
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American chinese not enough.美中不足。
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Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up. + {  d( W. }: d  w
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆
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Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋
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Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ ; ?; m% j3 i& A
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Wear grass著草 ) |0 a) ]# C# @/ A) `' r, u

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 . I& y0 e: p# s6 |
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！
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High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！ * s- E. v0 s1 O  [

Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水

What the spring do you do?你做乜春?

A dog of eating @@.食屎狗

A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼
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Measure water/Pound water.磅水 . X/ B6 ]' `) {& X, B
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A dragon service.一條龍服務

Hold hold water.楂楂水
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Pump water.抽水
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Two hit six.二打六 1 _& T1 ^. L  N( f
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳! T1 S2 n+ y, v5 J* ~1 N+ L
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:$ ~ r/ v4 f* Q4 `( b, v" D
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you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳: e% X2 u; f, a: _* r1 v
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦... x1 r" `& P4 U) S

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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
例如：8 M% H I* N: L8 K; V; H
good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

有d以前睇過
最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

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仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger

我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks ! 2 R' S k& q: ]1 ^' s
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:* Y- U9 _# E# P8 @( C* L# c
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

仲有
you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:9 i% H9 {5 j- m& }2 C, e4 J
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仲有
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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =) I8 x3 E" i* ^3 R) d( C6 v) `
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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