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作者: trista_cheong 時間: 2007-1-15 11:54 PM 標題: 港式英語… :):):):):)

笑到我肚痛﹐

笑到無力食飯~~

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（轉）港式英語 1 c: I8 h- {1 f1 `6 a+ w

Piano piano green 琴琴青

Peter piano piano green go to school. 彼得琴琴青返學。 3 h1 b! l" b8 }1 h
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I know your mouse. 我識你老鼠！
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You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 你教我以後點出o黎行？ 2 T; A6 `$ e2 V" w( N6 a

I give you some colour to see. 我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me. 如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎！

Fish skin~魚皮。

Fall on a street@@ 。 ' D& p3 \+ H* N% `

fall on your street.""你個"K"

Blow water吹水% W+ {" M* ]' m6 w" T3 h$ i4 k& p
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Monster of blowing water.吹水怪。

Blow chicken吹雞 % @1 P* C2 k. @/ q. i3 k( }7 W  p! ^

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹雞打你班友。
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Stupid stupid want to move蠢蠢欲動。
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Face green green臉青青。 / z& Z8 _5 i" |" V) ~! q0 @

"Why did you get face green green" "I saw a pork chop" ' ]: w1 M7 a# G& \+ K
點解你臉青青o既「我見到件豬排呀」

You see road carefully你小心睇路。 7 p" J' s/ i+ T. K" @
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You go to street carefully你出街小心D。 ( {! F$ y3 ^/ y% B/ v
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You jump building.你跳樓啦。 8 W/ c1 z& P, S
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People mountain people sea人山人海。 , K. s/ M5 x* [$ j; j% w

Are you road?你係唔係路呀? ( F1 o( S0 t; E# D! x

Eat banana食蕉 & k9 j0 C0 `0 d  D2 S9 I4 G/ _7 I
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You come back home and eat banana你返屋企食蕉啦。 3 [- ^7 v: B6 \- _- f. o' |
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How senior are you?你算老幾? & x2 Q8 e. f% r0 v+ ?! V
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What the water are you?你係乜水?

Where are you come from?你邊度架?
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Do you big me?你大我呀? 6 z: t: s% A% m. U+ |4 }3 |* Q

Zebra chops people班馬劈友。 * j% c) u4 B5 K3 \6 O0 C* u8 r
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Do the world做世界。

Big tea rice大茶飯。

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

Cut girl 界女
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The king of cutting girl.界女王。 + o- w! @+ K5 F- p5 s; ^  s' g

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.批我個頭俾你當凳坐！

I give you only a hair.我俾條毛你！

Collect father收爹
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You give me collect father.你給我收爹！

Do you think me didn't arrive?你當我無到? ; ~9 D7 m% T' Z6 `
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Laugh die me.笑死我。 7 w# k! I, P- K- @

You give me stop.你同我企係度。

American chinese not enough.美中不足。

Heart flower angry open.心花怒放。 , `) j6 O+ q) [  a  n+ a7 I+ k

You have seed ,I will give you some colour to see,brothers,together up.
你有種！我會俾D顏色你睇下，兄弟一齊上！

Eight woman八婆

Eight woman,you are good!八婆，你好o野!
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King eight egg.王八蛋

Black son黑仔

Today I was very black son.今日好黑仔！ 2 l5 e: t0 R; [- B$ G$ }6 I2 V0 ^9 l, f
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Wear grass著草

I am wearing grass.我著緊草。 : N5 m' r3 K/ I' M
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I fear that you have teeth.我驚你有牙！ 4 }. Y: I$ }% x: M+ _
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High hand.高手

A stupid guy can be taught.孺子可教 ) m+ I9 T9 V. C& q* g& n
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To collect hundred home's big achievement.集百家之大成

Good mother.好娘

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!你未夠班同我講數！

Old dot.老點
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One old water 一舊水 . m* ?( s/ x3 N6 G3 M
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What the spring do you do?你做乜春? 1 q6 ^+ B$ G9 T9 @! }; v
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A dog of eating @@.食屎狗 1 ?0 M  w! Q  A$ a+ |5 D
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A ghost of ass.屎忽鬼 5 }- `. O0 H, g' p. S

Measure water/Pound water.磅水 2 \( q" O3 \* h! I
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A dragon service.一條龍服務

Hold hold water.楂楂水 5 Y! U; r9 G8 _5 _; u
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Pump water.抽水
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Two five boy.二五仔

作者: hkcchk 時間: 2007-1-15 11:57 PM

This this why the English standard of HK people is decreasing......

作者: architect 時間: 2007-1-16 12:01 AM

還有

you no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳: y# q9 {/ T" K3 [) L$ P D
I hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

作者: pigcat 時間: 2007-1-16 12:11 AM

Originally posted by architect at 2007-1-16 12:01 AM:' e5 H4 Z8 _/ h+ y) V3 M
還有
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5 B. P7 Q- I8 Y0 T2 Hyou no my hand leg 你唔係我手腳
, ~5 x3 k1 Z1 W/ QI hit u inner box 我打到你內傷

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d人係連inner都唔識...
用inside..

作者: tkc314 時間: 2007-1-16 12:15 AM

之前睇過啦..) q. h0 N/ y& h# T

好無聊下
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直釋-0-

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-16 12:14 PM

呢d野﹐可以自創。
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good rope 好索

作者: 奇 時間: 2007-1-16 05:40 PM

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最記得Zebra chops people班馬劈友。

仲有one mountain higher than one mountain一山還有一山高

作者: super123 時間: 2007-1-17 02:12 AM

so many ppl like that

作者: tonyw 時間: 2007-1-17 02:20 AM

>If you have enough ginger
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我覺得呢句最搞笑 XD

作者: hklady 時間: 2007-1-17 05:01 AM

oh , thanks !
i very need it !!!

作者: downbe 時間: 2007-1-17 11:17 AM

OK la, if it is popular let us promote. Like Singapore and India English, now you may check those in Oxford English..... So Push push.

作者: wer 時間: 2007-1-17 05:02 PM

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2007-1-15 23:54:) ^6 I! R5 u8 o& p# e4 p
笑到我肚痛﹐ 笑到...

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you have today-你有今天

作者: Stan@Cysss 時間: 2007-1-17 05:12 PM

Originally posted by wer at 2007-1-17 05:02 PM:
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仲有
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係 "你都有今日喇" - "You also have today la" =)
HAHAA

作者: Killer111 時間: 2007-1-17 05:18 PM

Dead Man Head 死人頭

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