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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job . N- N2 z3 G% {, b6 \) a- M99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence c8 A1 k. y0 I1 b y
' o8 e: x8 o, p) L6 y) m8 u2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 9 Q3 u9 y; Q; B. i% xa.They give like hell. 4 E X' O2 w; A' e! y! ~ b.They do not yell. Y0 [4 ^2 ^! }! | c.They do not tell. + @1 b& I) f% C* O2 N5 v1 sd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. j9 R, ]0 l3 i9 ~: n% \/ a
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 3 n; C2 V$ s( U9 L- a HEART to love him, ; z* Q; L) n2 J: t2 j1 u- a DIAMOND to marry him, u3 w+ @0 B3 w8 I+ z! Q( | - a CLUB to smash his head in, and # s3 E% W; Z! T! Q) C, `' c0 ]- a SPADE to bury him! ; O( z! W' c+ | Y% J+ e* j 3 `9 d8 u$ @* m: { ?# |
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? . H9 ^; m, Q) H/ n$ \+ Z" e& bBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later 6 \/ O: g6 {: H4 I0 a/ ^ , f: Y/ \/ o) Q) M/ S3 j) E/ v5) What is the strongest muscle?' O4 P* P: E6 T9 S5 D) N The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!- V0 \, i5 k8 h- g
* \9 |! V9 V0 x A9 G4 D W6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?8 m* k/ v$ U* `& a! ]5 K% { The arse hole is always in front of you.. V% R. w% l, p; ~/ _
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? 0 q- U' J! D+ t/ NWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! ) X. A, Z& r8 F& d5 N9 k 8 U3 P. j. e) a) @- @
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? ! x8 c' K: {+ S2 O) D5 s/ ZThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ , ?4 O8 l* ]# x+ m7 O5 X0 jkeep it up~~ o( g. I: ]( U+ u8 D
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
