! d7 e) z" ^6 {6 C F* N1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- N1 _2 ]% l7 V( ^ 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& a6 Y* b @. f3 ?5 E# Z1 d' q
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? 0 _4 y2 E& f* {6 U- U/ za.They give like hell. $ ` R5 C7 \9 B b.They do not yell.0 ~) E" i; i m c.They do not tell. 7 N. K4 W. I: B: }6 Jd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.. }3 z3 H8 @% m9 ]
7 g7 W, f" d. Y3 y& z3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 0 W2 }( V- C7 C( W- a HEART to love him,$ q: M" v7 P8 G3 F - a DIAMOND to marry him, . x: K$ o e0 {- u/ ~5 k- a CLUB to smash his head in, and 6 c3 {( g2 S/ U3 D- a SPADE to bury him! & D; m7 N" q& }' |$ G# d % Q1 ~* h! s I. q4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? 8 }! e$ q) J1 v# j5 n w% XBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later& v4 R* e3 \" A w1 w- e
: L# ?$ N$ P8 Y* F. \6 Y5) What is the strongest muscle? ( F( E1 K5 A" kThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! . f5 O% A* g3 D+ |5 G r. h0 M- n 2 t0 u" z1 v1 g" y; Y6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ' c0 S: s* S; F2 @The arse hole is always in front of you. ) O0 L( I R' U. e* A2 \3 E |, c& C3 h1 f$ f- l+ C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?2 a5 T" X, `5 p+ I! D When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!" t6 L8 W2 [0 o( q2 h
) ^/ f# V& j7 a8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? 2 @0 n5 Q k# O% y! O0 ]" WThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~) h% t& X( |/ i. c' `
keep it up~~* X6 V1 @; b: E5 h0 @
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
