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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job ( r, j+ _, A: A$ v99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence. J% T7 B5 Y' [0 S+ l2 d
s' v% w, i g3 x: S5 Z7 d2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ( R5 P# y" r- Sa.They give like hell. ) ^$ v+ e! F+ V6 }3 O b.They do not yell. 1 u4 i, r: v9 oc.They do not tell. $ h9 p( Y' t- vd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. & m# q2 p8 k+ }, d. O$ f1 R - v8 W: W1 v$ g; A, N% c3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:+ a' u, y3 K c O - a HEART to love him,: } o% o k5 Q7 j0 i( f1 t; j - a DIAMOND to marry him,6 j2 I. j- c* u, y* N& H - a CLUB to smash his head in, and1 j4 k/ ]( K( M% ^. w$ c - a SPADE to bury him! * N- J8 p! U2 F: S# c' N0 x7 Z . D# s7 g3 z7 Z8 H5 T& M, n4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? . q& a C) q5 @% S- ?Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later# i+ q5 S* j" P: ^+ o
1 r9 x. l. s3 _9 _4 t, X5) What is the strongest muscle? 9 b8 f4 I% J% dThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! % o! I; d0 v$ h. ^) d/ \; }0 h( s5 L, K $ n q! N6 r& Q X5 q( j" b7 H6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? + K4 i! f+ w+ C: xThe arse hole is always in front of you.6 f& V* S) C3 e# y
H3 z0 u Q1 L" u( v. r7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?3 a M% q3 l5 D/ G) [ When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! * V" Z; g; ~% o) j * g; c R _% Y9 T: c( d1 [
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% ? r: d( c4 k5 c( P The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ / h6 o d2 L, t1 M( L6 Qkeep it up~~: h A. u8 p6 f% [
cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
