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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job* d9 N/ @& \5 J* Y 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence 2 {! r- R8 M4 o3 j- l0 J/ b ; B2 B5 z7 x. z2 S9 ~" g
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" g; i) C1 a( [& `3 v& q a.They give like hell. . x: Z' w5 T# F9 w b.They do not yell.7 q& R7 i7 M# |% ]. s( { c.They do not tell. ) X# }; Y' j9 N; I, Rd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. " Z# A1 W# f4 k( }6 R m 9 k8 U0 D$ b$ z& P0 x1 Z) S3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: - I0 R1 D. t8 [9 `- a HEART to love him,9 o$ x. w. c* r" {( L1 h% s4 t - a DIAMOND to marry him, / D' a4 Z0 `0 _: `2 i' P+ p- a CLUB to smash his head in, and5 A8 Q# ?1 m5 D2 p - a SPADE to bury him! $ p) [5 H8 V- |1 | 5 ^# P- A6 z# M+ J- G
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?( G/ O+ J; |; W6 S9 ? Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later * f. v5 p; f. j* l) a# C p " n2 v3 w+ H& Q8 V
5) What is the strongest muscle? ! Y+ I* o$ J% I; [* g5 pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!! M( E; V3 |& l0 w5 M& u! v; C. c
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?: a3 Q. |) }& L/ G+ K, m The arse hole is always in front of you. 3 a6 s+ ^- t) R! E" a $ q1 R( o1 l, m7 F8 I7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain? ' J: X R% ?0 X0 DWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! 0 P% R: B2 _9 ?1 K 7 D F/ ~( S! ]& U- O# {
8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? - I* W; D7 u) W) NThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
