" e ~+ E7 Y: M: ]- Q5 o8 [5 O( {1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job: I( y& Y; A# G" `5 L4 g% d 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence ' E5 s& Z- B9 e- ?6 O; L* ^ $ Z/ p# X$ u- K! p& p* P2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ; }# C7 }' ^+ O) sa.They give like hell. ( Y. h; X$ E) u5 g% H: p% _6 y b.They do not yell.8 G" s2 C$ C, D4 ]1 X c.They do not tell. + a5 G$ k& U4 {! G0 I- L6 dd.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.; n% j- `' J5 h4 k" b* q5 s, ~0 }
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: . A: v. j# t/ I0 I. t( O- a HEART to love him,0 w0 N+ W5 Q$ s/ Y/ r ? - a DIAMOND to marry him, 0 c5 g% U) q5 L2 q" K) l- a CLUB to smash his head in, and: A9 ~6 r/ w! T* p9 n1 X - a SPADE to bury him! 5 i6 k, s0 ^( K- C6 X- |. z 3 ]- c' J4 }! ~) [# [5 u. Q
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? * S3 |; E4 g! R1 r9 }2 Q/ jBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later! N. L- l3 H- P/ I) {/ V
! w6 d8 b" O3 N: ~% ~+ f" H5) What is the strongest muscle?% S' X" N! B$ |: I The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! ) t& [5 g" I3 K" F1 _' J 2 t9 b+ y2 [% Y. k0 p
6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? / z. k( t3 {! L+ g( Z" fThe arse hole is always in front of you.; X+ ~$ h M5 a+ e
# _1 L+ G/ ~1 a' F0 E7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?! g! g+ V: \) a0 b7 O When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!3 `' x% e3 ^! w
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff? : a9 [7 ?* d6 j" f/ kThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
