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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job( y1 d$ O. U \% I 99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% G. _1 u: W' U1 R( m5 F' J/ s! }
/ F! B. {8 t) @) {2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?7 l; G- W) K8 E0 o, k' D: g# H a.They give like hell. 0 D0 ^+ Y3 V: e- Q! zb.They do not yell. - W# m) C1 E; s* t4 ~) ?3 |4 Q- C4 hc.They do not tell. $ p0 w; ]1 g% @9 Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. , L+ `8 b+ O; }' a# [% n( ~: q3 r/ J # ?8 X+ ]0 ? t3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need: 4 r2 U- e9 r3 g# q3 X% R- a HEART to love him, 9 u$ m I9 |- d9 w( _. K7 @- a DIAMOND to marry him,$ `7 l L' q. H! H4 P - a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 m# W4 ~6 ` h - a SPADE to bury him! 2 t+ m+ p$ V1 W8 T3 ?; N* V$ G - ]" u" Q2 n3 J. }$ Y& L+ ~
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?; ^1 m* |/ m4 u3 f2 e/ D Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later ! ^! H" b, l& y/ d) s) C: O, s ) i) d; G& ?2 T* a1 p! J
5) What is the strongest muscle? 0 e7 z1 w% e$ m1 h' p/ F+ X0 n. S' `+ b, nThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!1 u+ E& W+ p% e( ~
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ; E0 a7 R/ t& R6 q- dThe arse hole is always in front of you. , s2 u7 t8 n6 s+ ~9 @4 R) ?4 n 4 k$ m8 I: L" N; _/ C
7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?% i7 \! e0 Z! J3 x5 J; j When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!, H' R) y. y0 N# e8 Y, ?( \ K& D
1 G$ \% J: H0 h) W y1 u8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ e5 \: O$ S4 U1 o' N6 s The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
