( s! y6 T6 H: C5 \5 D1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job ' y1 E- Y# R% i99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence # @0 b6 C$ E0 H( Q& w " o; o% G* t9 @0 h' U
2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman? ; p" ^" |: d3 O1 X4 y8 W$ K1 pa.They give like hell. ; Y9 g& |8 G& L# b0 G2 R& c b.They do not yell.: u% m" B3 l4 S. B8 X; z6 E1 u- a c.They do not tell. / `9 S0 U' Y2 ^. x, Y% s8 A$ |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell. # V- ^2 l) u/ Y P4 k + i3 z) x7 C) O# L+ b+ _
3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:4 g8 V& P; x9 t: z9 p: O8 Z - a HEART to love him,: d! _# h" ~) \ q6 J& n - a DIAMOND to marry him,0 ~7 a. R' O$ a0 Z# I - a CLUB to smash his head in, and' F' D3 i" \$ K$ @: p+ { - a SPADE to bury him! ( M* W9 Q" y9 n $ Z3 i- T+ u, A& l/ g0 ?
4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? ' H f" o- F; E" x8 z) @Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later & x: m1 P& r) L5 C , |' [; u* v7 N- o+ c5) What is the strongest muscle?" [( @+ m! l7 e: M6 g% v The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick! / Y4 b5 ]0 ?9 U& D6 e% D& Z * L9 b1 O0 [& ^: V W @, k3 F6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour? ) @4 ?) G$ |4 d+ l: |! oThe arse hole is always in front of you.% T7 P$ C# d# Y# }5 |; t
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?( G( W) N( z, F' L) J* R When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME! , K% y) C+ U* U8 Q) d8 I' [0 t+ | 8 p8 V, `9 R$ }% c+ k9 B& C6 T5 @8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?/ X% Y% j4 Y# u, U: ^7 s The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.作者: arthur8088 時間: 2008-10-6 03:24 PM
that's funny~~haha~~ # Q' _7 ^9 h) S- F7 c1 G/ F! Ekeep it up~~ # Z8 T. e, o# L4 P( ^3 l1 }cheers作者: maksim2046 時間: 2008-10-8 09:52 PM
