1 So many people die, never see you die. : s7 ~) M0 @- K1 e甘多人死，唔见你死。 3 F0 w, J& q1 ^, k4 x
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 2 k9 k1 \6 r+ L' d
你教我以后点出嚟行? , |! T8 Y2 ? ~/ i0 t- l6 Z
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. _9 N; ]4 u% R( Q! I+ k, f
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 $ @/ a5 K7 {7 D8 L D' O! j6 j4 "I saw a pork chop" + S8 R% [- B6 Q, p9 F! C& E
我见到件猪扒啊。 & a7 ]9 _4 O# Z7 i' a, y+ j# B
5 Are you road? / \) w6 K2 N% o7 l" P4 b* M, L
你系咪路啊？ 4 b8 H8 Z `+ X4 N
6 What the water are you? : |; c3 m7 b a9 [6 D! @+ C
你系乜水啊？ ; N9 L" C* z f/ @4 v2 `7 Do you big me? ) ?. c5 Z, D8 }2 X
你大我啊？ $ L! g E$ p2 h- L/ |- @" S+ a: W8 Zebra chops people. ) ], j& n$ U; l% Q8 h
班马劈友。 : i3 C. T6 e% |6 S5 {5 g* {2 b9 The king of the cutting girl. , w P, ]. z7 |$ p7 O
界女王。 % P9 z9 i1 I4 q. Y1 h/ o) }
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. * E# O' E( J' x# j0 F* h8 W
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ' ~7 d8 L! R A& l3 ]: ?& o% t
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? / S4 ^ i- O* a$ y' p; ~
你当我无到？ - m! L1 k$ P1 D @
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 3 r+ U; T( ?! \& W# t3 f' H你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ * G! z! Q, f( U. K! p
13 Today I was very black son. 5 D" I/ Y+ j7 ]* p9 z- z$ c( q. r. r6 c
今日我好黑仔。 6 e# K& D* g9 g' y1 |- |7 i
14 I am wearing grass. % l, u3 `5 b5 b# Y' ]& Q
我着紧草。 " E3 f( E Q. [15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! h6 ]! R; I4 `; m1 E) J你未够班同我讲数！ ! t! h: s8 r' d" W- h8 t16 Two beat six. , ?$ h( g* e+ Q8 x& g" ~
二打六 J1 _6 o6 c& n17 Two five son. ( L, M: C" \: @5 f! Z0 t二五仔 8 z( `/ I! {7 ?8 }2 f" {
18 Piano piano green. % n- m' Y$ ]) [琴琴青 2 P) F, q6 G3 P* c2 @! }- Z, ^6 m8 \19 I give you some colour to see see. 1 q' q+ z" M) z+ W+ \% ?我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 R9 @( w* k+ a2 i
20 Stupid stupid want to move . 4 Z: `& V0 l9 I" K |
蠢蠢欲動 。 3 c( d$ N$ I9 F; V1 |1 J6 X4 W
21 People mountain people sea . ! @4 }( K2 A+ y
人山人海 。 ( P& {5 ]' ^/ _; |8 I
22 How senior are you? 1 q: i, x7 J$ i b7 E+ ~
你算老幾? 5 ^1 c' m8 r9 u; U$ F* }/ O
23 What the ghost are you talk? * A' }9 T5 z L+ |+ o- j
你講乜鬼? # p- U" B0 I6 ~7 G. w; X' o24 I fear that you have teeth. # h4 f# f# R4 R: k/ _我驚你有牙！ : v4 u7 n+ s4 q- q25 Heart flower angry open. / v* M$ [) S9 T f' @* x7 B
心花怒放。 8 w+ q U2 z' w- iFish skin ( U- J6 c6 }- l# S
鱼皮 。 9 [" x$ A6 q* O/ J0 P3 V P4 ?Monster of blowing water. 7 X/ K+ [8 }, T9 A, `吹水怪。 4 O1 T1 d0 o* TFace green green 3 M. ~/ r1 `) Z- Y4 W+ F8 v' E面青青。 ) \) r% s& {' C- W" e9 ~4 SYou see road carefully - p( ^7 n; ?" v
你小心睇路 ' f) j1 r, {7 W+ `# {, \You go to street carefully ; C6 J" A+ W; h6 a! t- s7 j) |$ y
你出街小心D。 $ p- N: q* e$ s* w8 V1 j! u% |
Do the world / r2 ~* d2 X, c0 y4 J( N
做世界 。 8 X$ P. r! Z1 k7 I$ c8 |$ E$ RBig tea rice 5 l& ^9 D- q5 }. ]3 z4 q
大茶饭 。 $ }% E- j0 O! o5 a2 ~
American chinese not enough. . Z" j6 k# E/ f: x美中不足。 : Y6 H: A3 I7 Y6 k
King eight egg. % v1 z W: q/ a/ _4 q: p
王八蛋 3 N! ], Y* T, {, k# i1 _" W- m
High hand. , H* Q: |; o* L
高手 ' @" R( G# c5 e) F# C
, o/ b0 U1 {+ k* `, J% hOld dot. [$ f6 l8 k$ F/ Q( U7 @
老点 - |* |4 g& m6 B3 s( w' E4 w6 sOne old water , f4 Z& M1 B O0 R3 |8 m0 _: x
一旧水 1 V( I, [$ X0 N* Z( v4 Y' p
I know your mouse. ! t) u1 m2 s4 c
我识你老鼠！ * l; [* E% O. f! j2 q* ?Measure water/Pound water. + ^. e! O4 _5 `- {& ~7 h% [* O
磅水 ' o5 L% u4 n# ^* h Z; v7 b
A dragon service. 9 Q5 |1 I5 T `/ X+ I1 j3 v一条龙服务 6 N- O2 A. @- s3 t* W( i4 K
Pump water. 1 h7 _1 {$ B8 h4 Q* d8 H2 L
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 0 J0 x- [& O. X% P: |% I
我吹鸡打你班友。 + L' k2 Q( O7 K$ N+ ]9 x# v
You jump building. * b9 x g; Y$ s8 b2 j9 {9 e
你跳楼啦。 ! H. U, U& i# X
You come back home and eat banana 3 r; P Z- I5 J4 O R, t6 v: N你返屋企食蕉啦 : x2 P: o- W: c/ g1 q/ N- ^" d5 KI give you a hair. 0 A0 f3 X0 y. }" Y4 j" m9 ?2 l我俾条毛你ar! ]0 L. B9 h6 `) A$ q * }8 W' L( e; e: u1 w8 m5 p( I, _Collect skin 5 }0 J) e# c. {7 `& n9 ?收皮 : V; {, x& P% N4 v" RCollect father 6 Y! F* e( F* y! s% F& E& I收爹 0 B" z8 U" b0 X4 Q) E
You give me collect father. 0 R1 }- Q8 @: Y' Y* A0 N ^) V
你同我收爹！ 2 ^; W1 Z! |; C$ p3 _. n
Laugh die me. - V2 x( d9 Q3 Z7 ?8 [笑死我。 : I% G7 K$ o2 c* s
You give me stop. ! j) _ X" B; K2 g0 y' ?+ |你同我企系度。 : w0 l7 ^' _$ d' a2 r `
Eight woman ' d' z: Q" } `7 g w' R% f" V
八婆 9 g8 Y2 h8 B8 d; O$ M# C1 gEight woman,you are good! ; B, Q& ?8 {: p
八婆，你好o野! 0 e" H6 T/ v! ]; W: RWhat the spring do you do? # k- B/ B- g) E
你搞乜春啊? & X1 ]& G0 t' e# O0 i. N, w9 C
A dog of eating dung , {, P1 R- A! |
食屎狗 % Q6 i+ z/ n8 ^/ N; O2 |+ C& g, OA ghost of ass 6 L0 x3 ^: d+ y H
屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
Can't believe..作者: CK銘 時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM
有d真喺幾有創意..... : f. z* i- N' A; q: X都幾有趣呀...哈哈作者: albert_einstein 時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM
有d就連香港人都唔明白!作者: 艾官 時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM
無言......作者: xingsing 時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM
好无言，但有好好笑作者: 偉華 時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM
真係好特色0既英語咯！作者: J.T. 時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 0 T1 ` q; ~# V" @; m% T 7 W/ V& Z/ C1 c( w3 m% q0 \totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this...... & T& O+ q+ F0 U0 ]" Q& ?3 _this is not hong kong style english.....% F: x! y" H; [- E0 x! q' s
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語..... 2 q( a# Q' A+ c oi've already ban this shit... 4 I: X+ I3 T+ W2 @& u: Idon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
