1 So many people die, never see you die. $ O6 {% a4 F {甘多人死，唔见你死。 " h* M) D& b0 a: i% k2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 2 W9 l" ?8 `+ r$ [- U你教我以后点出嚟行? # L1 W7 o/ N% y3 b/ Y* u1 m3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 8 Q& a# D+ c3 [7 T: X" s
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ! U6 D, B( L# ~, i4 "I saw a pork chop" 2 I$ ~4 ]$ X- s/ b我见到件猪扒啊。 4 r, e( y; K) n5 O1 V5 Are you road? - l* H# M. E5 _! c- r% Z你系咪路啊？ ) s! v9 Q- q* W6 What the water are you? - u/ w# M' K9 |
你系乜水啊？ $ o* m$ [ F# k" z9 ?' y
7 Do you big me? % p W. t' ^5 w( _; E& t$ }% c你大我啊？ + ^$ s/ e: V9 ?5 e; I3 Q* H( _
8 Zebra chops people. : Y1 j2 M8 p) N; y8 A2 H6 R" r, ^
班马劈友。 , C8 n5 n1 i# \5 n1 V" {
9 The king of the cutting girl. / L) [+ }2 M1 L
界女王。 ( Q4 s2 b' c4 K! e+ i, V) n2 W$ G. v( \
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 0 M# D: t6 [: Q2 u5 u批我个头俾你当凳坐。 , O+ }; ]% `) x$ d6 T; b% r! L
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " R* j( O8 H. y( k# D
你当我无到？ n/ t0 ]( R9 e5 p' K. v- z$ b12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 6 @" w/ L0 R" Y2 |/ ^, d
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 6 n* I# m" H2 h* @9 p7 }. F0 i13 Today I was very black son. / \8 g, e9 w5 b+ f) o% A7 f+ e' J今日我好黑仔。 $ q' i+ Y- f; }" l" P6 p% ~( z# B
14 I am wearing grass. 3 J/ R' y" U! \$ l# y我着紧草。 ; @3 L, r, g! E4 w0 i& W/ z+ N( D15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 1 Q; W- v0 o3 a+ N x6 m- c8 G你未够班同我讲数！ . y; d, L4 {& v7 T9 Q9 ^' H- L1 ]
16 Two beat six. + P9 L- W9 k# [( x- u& y二打六 & F. ~( H! n# A, N17 Two five son. 7 o$ I2 i" L j7 X# ^二五仔 - ^; u5 l% I# }& j8 X3 }
18 Piano piano green. # V% v0 {# q( | Y
琴琴青 - i: y. [$ O* m+ k: Q* m! p" P19 I give you some colour to see see. 3 J% B* ?. }5 K+ \' q. G我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ! ^; P& o7 i/ @8 b
20 Stupid stupid want to move . # b" H8 Y- Z3 D& Q4 g* G: e蠢蠢欲動 。 @! k. D- u+ D8 C
21 People mountain people sea . 2 S3 Q5 J1 Q* b8 U1 n
人山人海 。 : W, S* e7 x* Z# \: f. U22 How senior are you? 7 v0 a- S0 p% T% f' z, I你算老幾? ' c. m: `4 C! J6 w8 g23 What the ghost are you talk? . `7 v- ^: L! ]0 _; }) `/ A
你講乜鬼? # B4 C P' a& _' P( Y
24 I fear that you have teeth. 5 w2 c6 {3 A X% T2 G8 K% v
我驚你有牙！ 0 B- u/ k2 [3 b! U D
25 Heart flower angry open. " Q4 E: d* j/ u+ ]) ` _% E6 C
心花怒放。 ' t: [! Y, b) Y( Z* E" n
Fish skin & `8 F% u3 g/ P( V4 U' Y鱼皮 。 |/ Y9 g" ^/ q6 S# E/ m- E2 dMonster of blowing water. * C) K% D( z; Q1 S( H3 G. N5 ?
吹水怪。 2 f9 e& S, u! i6 H
Face green green 9 N |! z& K0 l面青青。 & f1 s6 r3 ]3 N. ?# tYou see road carefully * n& S; S J! M( i5 i: ^ Z; n) M你小心睇路 R$ S/ M/ ~0 L H& V/ G- k
You go to street carefully ; P, [; ^/ M0 \, O# ~6 Q你出街小心D。 1 ~; f6 n9 A- S
Do the world 0 F% X+ m. L! F5 i) D做世界 。 % w% u5 p3 h! N8 M5 T1 T+ R" bBig tea rice 2 M$ _) o; M0 C: P' O/ i; h n3 S3 `大茶饭 。 K( t$ K! \0 X( D+ H8 A2 _
American chinese not enough. 8 k9 F0 x! S: G! K0 M6 k美中不足。 3 O/ W f; w# T% {King eight egg. 1 \0 ]6 [1 z8 g' p. V" r" i2 S王八蛋 ) }% o3 \ ?1 W9 N
High hand. 0 I( @9 X, N; D( W- E, U高手 4 o! v0 U+ m g3 s# R$ y ]* S
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Old dot. ; d) l$ {. f* o/ d% d' r6 p5 E& `$ Z
老点 . @+ R; K: C/ P( G3 N* ROne old water 6 f- l' z' u' @' V* Y
一旧水 ( ^8 u# @, Y5 E# H
I know your mouse. 0 z5 c, b; h6 W2 G( ?: {我识你老鼠！ : G8 ?+ R/ z0 T+ X0 p5 w
Measure water/Pound water. - Y8 d) _2 ^# T1 z# B8 I" Q
磅水 1 H _9 P8 u" r$ b4 nA dragon service. 2 O9 x% F6 Z' _. N7 S
一条龙服务 ! T7 O2 d" D( U/ L; x/ \
Pump water. 2 K: D2 ~ Q; {+ Q**** - {- \: e9 A9 Z: t' d
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 1 ^: I% e I: o3 t: v
我吹鸡打你班友。 9 ?- q9 ]3 a @* C# ^1 k/ T# y! w1 P; CYou jump building. , K3 B1 i- L* b) i% a4 K你跳楼啦。 . L1 s9 M- O q
You come back home and eat banana & }4 _4 @7 [" _3 ^
你返屋企食蕉啦 0 s+ e: h, T7 W5 O) O9 wI give you a hair. # E" X% o% Z5 O2 H
我俾条毛你ar! 6 G, Y$ Q7 @% }+ t ' R) I s; y1 _; D$ _2 d6 @Collect skin " o5 M. l' G5 Y) s: c收皮 6 N/ {, r( U% z* E7 A" |Collect father 9 P0 W! R' }7 K5 ?5 E
收爹 . \- \& k \0 _" F# O5 RYou give me collect father. 8 ^4 X1 n" x3 A I) N5 \你同我收爹！ - ^/ ^: z: f% g' R. Z! nLaugh die me. & q% p1 R5 m$ U9 c5 u7 }! v笑死我。 4 i2 k, {* X0 F. ?You give me stop. 8 k; N" S: ]& Z8 i. N) h" M你同我企系度。 : P) P/ ?' o' G" u& L Y- U
Eight woman 7 Q/ b! b! x7 l7 W( P1 G
八婆 " q' F7 ^ r* S3 t
Eight woman,you are good! $ f7 d6 j* g4 c9 K, o; _
八婆，你好o野! 9 Q: y/ x, H- j3 g8 W2 i6 Y; zWhat the spring do you do? : X1 r" x' W! W你搞乜春啊? - l! P. B' [$ `0 Y, b
A dog of eating dung ) l% i$ `% D! ~ B u9 a食屎狗 2 I0 a+ K* {5 [" ~0 @
A ghost of ass ; L' [, @& h: |5 v5 N& c
屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
Can't believe..作者: CK銘 時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM
有d真喺幾有創意.....! \3 C0 D0 b. h- d8 p9 b0 k6 r
都幾有趣呀...哈哈作者: albert_einstein 時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM
有d就連香港人都唔明白!作者: 艾官 時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM
無言......作者: xingsing 時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM
好无言，但有好好笑作者: 偉華 時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM
真係好特色0既英語咯！作者: J.T. 時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 " U: [6 o3 d' z1 Y/ Z" s _9 n, \9 |% c" C+ H totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......: i. _# G9 L$ L5 r. p
this is not hong kong style english.....( a ]' V, t- \ Y" E4 ?& g$ Z
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....# |+ T! h! {1 x& V i've already ban this shit... : O3 ^: k- L4 C" d- I& Gdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
