標題: 香港特色英语！！ [打印本頁]

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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语！！

1 So many people die, never see you die. ( j1 l# q$ e& M, y6 C6 n5 _
甘多人死，唔见你死。
( m0 {" j9 T# h" |5 ]2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
# {/ K* e9 c' ], L4 |% k你教我以后点出嚟行?
: O% N, i0 x" m3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
) F+ y" Y; M% Y2 d如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 5 R- `1 q7 u7 t2 B( c" M5 O$ B8 w
4 "I saw a pork chop" / x  m3 B) a: D) @8 _, F" ^
我见到件猪扒啊。 0 H* D$ b+ L3 n: f% v
5 Are you road? - m/ ]8 l+ ?% g
你系咪路啊？ 0 ~: X# D! d# v  Y& z3 q
6 What the water are you?
. O5 `, l7 k- ]) I你系乜水啊？
6 j' D: G7 N" R( j1 e5 }/ W7 Do you big me?
4 F7 _% N  M9 Q/ V* j0 Q你大我啊？ ( T3 k+ i  h1 z
8 Zebra chops people.
9 L( s, [2 L; P- D, {班马劈友。
8 E" h9 v' J* z8 H7 W* E9 The king of the cutting girl. 2 E# R0 \1 l; O" p( U( z
界女王。 8 }8 ]2 Z) ~0 A- m  R
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 R: \* I2 A4 _9 Z' i批我个头俾你当凳坐。
9 @  h5 Q2 H3 L* o5 l11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
' G$ f" i3 T1 ]! ^& M8 ^你当我无到？
4 _- D2 V7 x! T8 ~. C6 c$ u12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 2 u! @' d# W9 `' W# ?1 j
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 I. W- O, _9 C: n6 [# i9 A
13 Today I was very black son.
! @( z* p0 z5 c5 D- p6 e今日我好黑仔。 ) {" s* l& `" D9 e
14 I am wearing grass. 6 C7 J# ]# E: t! x/ o2 F0 H
我着紧草。
5 l5 E0 |" n) t; p  j& z0 d15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
; j, ]1 a8 i# y4 c" [4 T你未够班同我讲数！ . z' t+ d/ h+ n% ?8 l; Q
16 Two beat six.
5 b/ \; k: d- V* r- w- [! X$ @二打六 ) t, R" r$ k, S$ R
17 Two five son. 9 R' Z1 ?$ X% ~
二五仔 8 [9 O: \+ }& c; F$ f. t2 {) ~
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
. }, H1 U. e+ Q4 x琴琴青   K) z$ i. W* X. R' A; p) m
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
0 B! P8 _$ L: W% {: j! X5 I我俾D顏色你睇睇！
. x& U4 t0 B. D2 r# E2 h20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 : x1 k  _2 w/ M% v& |
蠢蠢欲動 。
: Q3 l9 s( g$ D$ t21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 & t5 u* j1 a$ ^8 K1 G! C
人山人海 。 ' K% f/ N3 D: o, k" i! ~6 o
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 3 Y6 [$ C' o% P4 r& e
你算老幾? 9 f3 x- W$ y# O8 W# V  n/ O' q$ N
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
/ x/ t. `+ y, W5 y2 T1 I6 Q8 e你講乜鬼? 2 K) f- q; u3 [
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 ! a9 K4 l0 C* I9 ~
我驚你有牙！ ) {4 T4 H' R+ G" F# ]
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
0 n$ X2 B7 a8 D% q( P5 z1 c  @$ \# g心花怒放。   
2 r( p& u8 y, S9 k+ T/ ~Fish skin
! m! K  c1 d& j* I9 N7 x' |鱼皮 。
4 M/ x& ~: d2 M2 k7 M$ RMonster of blowing water.
+ \- W2 y( G$ f  Q+ P; y吹水怪。
+ g/ m2 D$ M) @Face green green
% E5 @$ ^' s0 q2 h9 X) n' p6 f面青青。 6 G' R* d& B! o2 [
You see road carefully
# R+ j& w$ \3 V你小心睇路 - k8 o' E, i, G( p+ |- V+ z$ a
You go to street carefully   D; p) W+ f4 P3 N" X: e7 y7 B# l
你出街小心D。
3 S4 s8 |; H, vDo the world
- S) V3 E+ X7 [# y9 ?) o3 ^/ x* ~做世界 。
+ O. g7 q  ]8 q- IBig tea rice
( i# O# p# o5 Y9 l6 w: k4 Y大茶饭 。
/ `* J! ~0 h% I9 ~* R/ S; I8 O5 sAmerican chinese not enough.
5 b/ ~/ o$ F$ K) e4 d, u$ P" S美中不足。   I. v! X" L4 r5 I
King eight egg.
) ^5 z) K9 A0 l. Y王八蛋
6 Z& j/ o2 O6 @/ v  T! G: s+ RHigh hand.
& K# A7 d. S. A6 ?1 e$ E$ U高手
; P( T5 m1 o9 ]1 f: A8 [8 i1 u( N, x7 h8 {) C& N6 ]  s
Old dot.
" Y, b8 V/ x5 }! k. b老点
- u7 H1 @1 b+ @. G9 g; Z" E. _2 P3 POne old water
4 d2 y: v7 m+ x# x8 S一旧水
- T7 x7 w) h, Q6 G8 cI know your mouse. 2 F5 c3 K- f" @  }' a
我识你老鼠！
: x& K3 a* s- @" |5 u- F7 x1 bMeasure water/Pound water.
- s% u4 i  W- b4 F1 [磅水 , P. F: Y: |( }, @
A dragon service. % I; @% ?5 S9 g# ?4 o8 M0 M
一条龙服务
2 x! q0 @" z8 r) J$ d( WPump water.
2 z5 P5 V* T" K( B7 X+ z****
4 I; n6 g1 G/ M" E: o4 @- ^I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , |3 p6 O1 L* j. C# A  J! k' {0 t3 g
我吹鸡打你班友。
! N) v; r. w2 n) E& S+ ?0 h* rYou jump building. 9 @) U! b4 P0 E; x, q
你跳楼啦。 4 \* P8 F( Z# _5 t7 _& K: J) N* q
You come back home and eat banana
5 J% N9 {( p: i! M你返屋企食蕉啦   I8 [/ ~: M% ]( S' f
I give you a hair. + n/ B& ]( Q* l, I- W
我俾条毛你ar! " C! X6 k! |6 x7 D. Y; q/ D
2 O5 b  _: a3 b
Collect skin
% ~# h+ E- U% w" C$ b" |$ n收皮 9 j1 g+ i7 j! Z
Collect father
: M! }" T( e- [# S收爹
; e* m+ L, W7 C* w$ qYou give me collect father.
# ?1 K5 q* Y, K. f) m" ^+ a你同我收爹！
7 y& o1 K0 g& c4 @; jLaugh die me. 2 T" A8 F- H. b% I/ D9 ~$ h
笑死我。 - m6 @" ^3 k& U# k9 B7 I" w
You give me stop. $ y7 W( A& }& O* t: o
你同我企系度。
7 ?; H. E) g9 ^1 D* A; a: REight woman
, z  F) F: U# N$ d( R% F0 P0 n% B八婆 ; R3 s2 A3 e. ~
Eight woman,you are good!
/ o2 J+ I4 X! n' T4 \5 }; z" s八婆，你好o野!
4 e# O- l7 ]0 d* XWhat the spring do you do?
1 d' @9 y3 f& g你搞乜春啊?
; C6 X8 _0 C! W' p$ u/ @A dog of eating dung $ Y; k$ a$ S  l! u+ V8 O& b# g) F
食屎狗
6 U9 H4 ~% l, ]! IA ghost of ass
6 W& ~7 O5 u7 l. A( ]9 ^屎忽鬼

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作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..

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作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....
( w8 M& g4 w4 ~( K- e% g都幾有趣呀...哈哈

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作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

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作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......

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作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言，但有好好笑

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作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯！

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作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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: v- Z9 Z: W, C+ J9 etotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
1 T. [) I2 L! F+ cthis is not hong kong style english.....: l* T2 Y* f9 `1 K( _# j
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....  u) Y3 o( i5 Z6 D. u; a: d
i've already ban this shit...$ f$ H& X% ]) s3 l8 q
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

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作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

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作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.

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作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈！

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