1 So many people die, never see you die. - n4 {7 Z- w( e1 \, }
甘多人死，唔见你死。 7 b5 k: M7 A9 E* F+ |5 I2 |7 Q; f3 c
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / r9 F2 u% m/ L- X
你教我以后点出嚟行? 0 h# E; {+ |: _1 [ Q8 k5 L4 f0 k
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ( j# J3 [& a" b4 l' n% ^! g
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 0 d" B5 J; `) u3 T. |. K M4 "I saw a pork chop" , D ] G% Q3 k6 R
我见到件猪扒啊。 * ^' l: _: m8 |# a- j' p3 }3 z5 Are you road? 7 p. c) V7 v0 b" T! p+ G
你系咪路啊？ 6 B/ \/ z1 y8 N3 w1 U' [$ @/ X% D
6 What the water are you? 3 K; S! L1 u9 ~你系乜水啊？ 4 y0 Q( D/ L3 i* s/ F
7 Do you big me? & Q; N7 v4 n5 H2 F! ^$ R
你大我啊？ $ y- A) Z# e& c# _- {. w- @- x
8 Zebra chops people. . ^9 Q0 W. j1 G3 w2 g/ K班马劈友。 3 \6 q7 B- E g& \* i* G4 j' Y% h# x
9 The king of the cutting girl. ' x5 _& e; z9 [5 T. `2 P; u界女王。 0 Q7 U7 S7 h. Y& h5 y10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. / }) c2 e* h) v, N, D' t
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 4 P% ?% e6 \8 O3 f; A% z8 Z5 L11 Do you think me didn't arrive? 5 @& B4 b2 C# A
你当我无到？ . n# c% q; [2 {0 y B% J1 r) R I/ G$ V
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. , C( `/ K, ~& v z/ x
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 4 K% |5 A3 N% J7 ~" A13 Today I was very black son. : C& K+ ^& K2 r, K1 b5 G3 D
今日我好黑仔。 b0 \. I( V0 g) o- X
14 I am wearing grass. ( \& N* u4 T5 @, z
我着紧草。 ' t3 ? ~+ b- S: K! p+ |5 ^2 Z2 }15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ' r# s: G' O5 V& k2 I0 j
你未够班同我讲数！ . A9 y4 t- ~' q2 l$ `2 X; `
16 Two beat six. , D ?! t2 N, |3 I% @; a$ \
二打六 % X; _( v9 V8 a$ b17 Two five son. 8 E! L& L. e: \5 u' `. W二五仔 ) T* f/ d) I. a4 `
18 Piano piano green. 7 L4 C: o) l4 u# c6 [
琴琴青 - T6 |4 k$ N; b6 z
19 I give you some colour to see see. : `: X( g! p, T: s$ x5 E4 e% N6 C
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ % m- v9 A& A+ D5 V" p) B
20 Stupid stupid want to move . $ r/ I+ a* D- K2 C$ d" M6 [
蠢蠢欲動 。 ; P! @, `; ~& R5 W- }$ |3 b21 People mountain people sea . 0 s6 e# k1 t# ]- W
人山人海 。 i% ]3 ~3 |2 p) D9 m6 I' w! R* k22 How senior are you? ! g' K9 G. [9 |! I" Q
你算老幾? 7 I3 _/ `: a9 x$ \- x1 G, a- ~
23 What the ghost are you talk? ( }2 c& U2 o* r. y% K5 _
你講乜鬼? " |* o' @8 p0 ?3 K3 T3 p24 I fear that you have teeth. 8 o3 g9 A5 Y" `5 L( t" |
我驚你有牙！ % O' K1 }7 o$ K6 c; R6 |
25 Heart flower angry open. , r# j0 c8 n4 z5 w0 E心花怒放。 2 U. N: C, x' J7 C- VFish skin 3 F0 N1 ]# t: P) I+ t) y
鱼皮 。 " q: x1 }3 g: d2 A9 r" o
Monster of blowing water. . Q4 M4 Q( x9 d; g& \ n0 Z4 w吹水怪。 & A, r/ ?* M( G+ K/ q, R! y" d
Face green green ' W" Y' u6 @3 b: @4 M9 P
面青青。 ! t j$ ?9 }. _You see road carefully 6 b, e$ C g0 g你小心睇路 5 D1 p& q" I& p2 k
You go to street carefully ) ~. ^+ p& V; V b$ d你出街小心D。 + w! T* }9 I5 I# W
Do the world / e/ ?0 \' t4 p! H! H! T# n
做世界 。 : y( c* i v" `4 G$ T, Z
Big tea rice 7 o J$ ?. A8 ^( F# {
大茶饭 。 6 C) i" W3 y, z' qAmerican chinese not enough. 4 H5 r: |& x6 W r+ T2 l8 t& P美中不足。 & S# \4 |7 W1 uKing eight egg. , E2 D7 G1 ]' N# k% B- k
王八蛋 7 b. i* d, U) D* i: g' n& mHigh hand. # i. E; N' g" J/ I6 x5 s* t高手 . D; R1 @& Z' E! [ s8 F . K( s6 ~: J% j+ s2 ?Old dot. # E: {" Z* [$ u7 ?) [# P
老点 : ?4 A/ d G% L/ @
One old water 0 r" b+ i7 ^& K
一旧水 + _& o( g$ I4 \4 J5 \0 ZI know your mouse. 0 F4 w9 J+ h/ i7 p+ F我识你老鼠！ 1 W6 c* j1 u/ H/ m
Measure water/Pound water. / g; _3 I6 u5 a, E3 j
磅水 / [- B3 v. Q \6 H7 w
A dragon service. % P' u' b2 z T" t' I) Z3 T! g
一条龙服务 2 G2 O; J/ h! }# M
Pump water. : f& j: n( I1 h+ f5 r8 _: C' j**** 1 y( x8 J, P) h* L' p6 c
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. / T" X( a0 C9 g" I- a4 c2 Y我吹鸡打你班友。 2 }: I8 E% I* @ y; R) o
You jump building. 7 U7 ~9 V8 A2 ]$ g
你跳楼啦。 h3 w4 c1 u1 R! h5 ~6 n6 oYou come back home and eat banana 2 d q; D) a \5 q8 n- `5 E. b
你返屋企食蕉啦 3 a; V0 @/ A( S8 d
I give you a hair. 6 n. P; S) |. v" Q$ z; Z |' K
我俾条毛你ar! : Y+ e* L2 K0 S/ ]
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Collect skin $ `9 l2 u5 Z+ z. j9 |收皮 U9 r5 o! q( W/ p4 F8 T
Collect father + _6 u& c: i/ u/ W" b# v n" M6 x收爹 5 B( p3 S z) E KYou give me collect father. 4 s8 E; U! g8 o, m# L你同我收爹！ 8 c5 _/ F% @8 g& `: [) B ?' OLaugh die me. 4 G4 c- O% C* j0 L% H' n笑死我。 + c; u4 r4 `# F% v9 p" V
You give me stop. 6 K4 Z/ Y/ T+ w- j
你同我企系度。 3 _1 N4 n) {& E: Z
Eight woman 9 q0 c6 N) [/ d( t8 e- ^& L8 q7 Q+ L八婆 ( J% `7 E, i9 k% d g
Eight woman,you are good! 9 U2 X1 a f, S$ ?- e; D% q八婆，你好o野! 3 q, E; h- B. E4 H7 d6 [0 d/ Q
What the spring do you do? & {# j) d d. @你搞乜春啊? 0 u1 s; [9 r7 E7 _' Q U
A dog of eating dung 7 O+ w4 {* |+ w5 b- [) \" D
食屎狗 1 h3 c3 o2 d! u5 A
A ghost of ass # i, @5 j) K9 i& r( M
屎忽鬼作者: vj11 時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM
本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯 / G- Q1 w1 Z+ J$ h
$ g2 x" V3 l M" g1 \. R" T+ v totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this...... ' z! W. Q% u6 `+ sthis is not hong kong style english.....0 V& J2 l- `4 _0 K
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語...... r* z' x5 H- }# x; E i've already ban this shit... ) k7 `0 L- f/ Odon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!作者: kuru 時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM
唔信香港人會明呢d英文作者: Hunter88 時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM
Just a joke. Don't believe it.作者: DOG9922 時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM
