標題: 香港特色英语！！ [打印本頁]

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作者: dinx    時間: 2009-10-15 01:10 PM     標題: 香港特色英语！！

1 So many people die, never see you die.
$ u' \& k) R$ u甘多人死，唔见你死。 ! U$ m% X0 @1 [6 s( \/ M
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
" q1 F: `" j. x0 H/ A* V9 [- \你教我以后点出嚟行?
6 ~: Y% t- n1 J3 b# o3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
8 x# V6 i3 r* L& @3 G如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & e" Z! @& Q/ I- N
4 "I saw a pork chop"
3 r) x! |7 _' P" k+ d我见到件猪扒啊。
& M- }2 H% B* N: N) c# a' s5 Are you road?
! p' F4 _4 K* Q你系咪路啊？ , w1 y# C# ]: s& \
6 What the water are you? . y# _, z; g3 j- B
你系乜水啊？ * Y. C( M: f. _& G& s; w
7 Do you big me? : ?* `% j. O- o1 [1 V1 R( P# A! O
你大我啊？ $ {5 e: ~; G. s/ ^* v2 A+ h& m
8 Zebra chops people. , \& \6 E  X2 ?6 w0 ]
班马劈友。
) f9 S( |9 d1 R0 i9 The king of the cutting girl. 3 F# Y6 X# [2 [* ]6 q0 }+ L
界女王。 & T" _7 k- t* e$ S
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. - U: I/ `/ w2 o/ Z3 h' k+ L
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 + P3 f; A* M, L- C5 U' g  P
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
) p3 q4 z5 B6 V9 w你当我无到？
- s- i. U' _1 ^0 B6 b12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ e3 ~* {, ?* p! j' s# o
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
) [; L/ W2 u( u2 w" J13 Today I was very black son. 5 G4 J$ R$ [2 p
今日我好黑仔。 & S* ]9 v, G$ {5 L4 ^! m% S" d
14 I am wearing grass. . i# o' }7 @5 w
我着紧草。
. ]5 f1 L1 J) G9 m' G6 M6 i+ ]# b15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! w2 C; ]0 `4 x) F  q
你未够班同我讲数！
- V* A3 A1 ]3 `6 Q9 X16 Two beat six. 7 p# g$ r. X6 L7 n
二打六
$ m# e+ y' V2 i$ |. H17 Two five son.
" W' n7 h7 a& E; s! c3 h4 I' W二五仔 ( z5 e$ ^! `  j9 R
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
# M0 ]( f+ |' C" A* h琴琴青 & R& r4 x# n4 F) ?- u
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
- F" P3 J* d9 T我俾D顏色你睇睇！
9 G" l. C; [6 q; [5 ~) o- H  Y20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
& e! j  A# N' E0 Q% d蠢蠢欲動 。 / J: ?4 ~% I( Q% S
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ' ?8 k8 ~7 P* S+ g  W+ v
人山人海 。 9 g$ X4 p, |( L; O
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
" G) ^7 X( z4 [4 @: q! Y7 [& v% L% O你算老幾?
+ W, P3 V6 v5 V3 K% I23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 " B6 [' P+ N& H( r7 y, R
你講乜鬼? . F* R/ i: r. k: ^. V$ D
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
. h/ v; N: y4 q2 k# a7 V( h2 l' U我驚你有牙！ 7 ^+ H- V+ w2 P2 `3 t
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
2 b$ F! a* G5 x3 U( U2 j$ Q! U心花怒放。   6 i7 N; b" o% x* k  v4 U
Fish skin
9 z  b# s, v9 m鱼皮 。
0 l. M8 Y: _* n" W" [9 KMonster of blowing water.
; t; ~7 V* y: ?) r% y# L) Z吹水怪。 4 z! K8 l) s" a& o# Z
Face green green
# A! ~& _2 W% ~面青青。
, b- ]4 C( @  {  u4 H! J! eYou see road carefully
$ E: Z! i  ?0 ], |你小心睇路
, {4 b9 v$ K1 c+ l4 CYou go to street carefully ' a% `$ P& m; I, j8 Z* n/ K
你出街小心D。   O! i& u- V! l8 ]3 d
Do the world 5 m0 x0 I: `. W& m& W: _
做世界 。
  i8 o- L! q. p# c5 r( n$ {Big tea rice 3 w, u$ n8 W) l0 f* l
大茶饭 。
; S4 Z/ H* \: K; L. \/ d* |* zAmerican chinese not enough. 5 ?8 Q# F( Z1 X; U6 T0 c
美中不足。
4 J/ b% [2 r: k+ x4 c0 [8 RKing eight egg. ' ~) O4 M8 F! x/ a) X, f( N
王八蛋 9 f/ O0 A( h! b3 _! Q2 s
High hand. ! H% r# q5 u- O7 ], J) L: k
高手
3 a7 n! u. r! v- j, W' K8 \! F; \& E% i/ y0 {6 a% q7 z7 t/ A
Old dot. 2 v2 E% w/ I: c
老点 ) v0 F4 h9 l5 Y4 c' D$ x. b
One old water 8 W# s6 W6 e; L9 w& _! a
一旧水
9 ]6 x: \3 W$ q0 `I know your mouse.
3 n$ \( B* X" T3 J7 a我识你老鼠！ 9 R9 V  ?3 u0 W1 ], K/ x
Measure water/Pound water. $ k2 g; ^. [$ ?4 A- q
磅水
9 J. W- O2 v, _) }A dragon service.
, b3 M* B# ?, }* }一条龙服务
3 B9 m* s! L+ ]: i* G6 ~! ZPump water. 4 A8 K% C3 r: q4 H; f4 j9 z3 d* M
****
; x7 h+ F$ w* `* X: QI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. : |. p, ^" d/ }6 Q5 h" l( Z- O$ J
我吹鸡打你班友。 ( J6 m3 O# ?# A! Y9 Y$ A
You jump building. 9 d7 V( s. k5 r+ S; [1 t0 d- c
你跳楼啦。 : v1 K( s* m: m; U. B/ _
You come back home and eat banana + Y3 L8 Z5 e. \" o  u% j6 j
你返屋企食蕉啦 , i) e5 V+ G( e- T( U- {
I give you a hair. ' p4 s8 O$ R5 W* L+ f: |
我俾条毛你ar!
4 ?/ d! @- y9 `4 W7 g! ]  Y, g$ G' x+ L7 z" T* |2 a
Collect skin
$ o1 j: i3 _' v收皮 % K' h! X6 p' B7 u* U, n& B8 K4 j
Collect father   s% V# l; C- N
收爹
+ [) c+ F6 `& o: ]6 c& r9 B4 rYou give me collect father.
$ l# ~5 n$ q  f3 `你同我收爹！
2 _! z6 U" `$ V4 m  L' A3 ILaugh die me.
2 V9 ~$ A2 h( G$ [笑死我。 8 }5 o0 ]: Y# Q) F+ E6 i
You give me stop. ; V; g5 Q0 j4 z' u) J
你同我企系度。 2 K& w" _* Q1 f# P" G
Eight woman
! K% B) T1 P2 Q八婆 1 j5 z" m# a# W& d6 G
Eight woman,you are good! / v5 ]) c) G- \& T
八婆，你好o野!
) u7 K3 `) \# \3 G: EWhat the spring do you do?
- e4 g% d' h4 r你搞乜春啊? . t( Y' `( Y8 \+ X  @5 c$ C
A dog of eating dung 6 H- D* s$ g$ x; q% G# U* A& @5 ^
食屎狗 4 m# B4 T- J) m
A ghost of ass
. T- Z7 r! P* y' U7 A屎忽鬼

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作者: vj11    時間: 2009-10-15 03:03 PM

Can't believe..

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作者: CK銘    時間: 2009-10-15 08:00 PM

有d真喺幾有創意.....) P( N4 |8 b8 E5 o
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

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作者: albert_einstein    時間: 2009-10-15 08:55 PM

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

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作者: 艾官    時間: 2009-10-16 10:41 PM

無言......

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作者: xingsing    時間: 2009-10-16 11:46 PM

好无言，但有好好笑

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作者: 偉華    時間: 2009-10-18 12:08 PM

真係好特色0既英語咯！

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作者: J.T.    時間: 2009-10-18 12:19 PM

本帖最後由 J.T. 於 2009-10-18 12:22 PM 編輯
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! Y$ v2 J. Q$ s1 Z' f2 m" |totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......* h  t$ c! t+ }! {3 f1 U1 ^
this is not hong kong style english.....# P. r2 y& k5 d# W% S0 y
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
  L# T1 q' B& ?4 ti've already ban this shit...
, g7 {' J' S/ |/ M7 l$ Zdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

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作者: kuru    時間: 2009-10-18 02:39 PM

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

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作者: Hunter88    時間: 2009-10-19 10:37 PM

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.

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作者: DOG9922    時間: 2009-10-20 06:09 PM

哈哈！

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