OMG!!! I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next stall said "Hi!, how are you ?" Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine". The voice said "So what are you up to?". I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!". From next door, "Can I come over?". Annoyed, I said "Rather busy right now". The voice said, "Listen, I will have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions"... Reply if you laughed. I know I did