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Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 06:26 PM:
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
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我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友," ?3 G" f$ V) S& T' P
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)% B' l4 w8 x' s: _9 f
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^)
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,

Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 16:26:
我21~27歲嗰陣時自己租唐樓住,成日換女友,
所以冇乜女友上過我屋企(因我唔想佢地分手時摷上門)
一年四季由春天潮濕到悶熱夏天,我都冇洗過床單,有野咬就噴殺蟲水!& F( q& o9 w& n3 c' }1 j
直到27歲識咗而家女友(女教師^.^); t. r3 I4 X, O3 a( Z( E
拍咗1年半拖先帶上屋企,佢話我成間房都臭,
唔洗由至可,一洗之下,成洗衣機D水黑色,
佢問我幾耐冇洗過,我話6年幾來,根本冇洗過!6 E1 }. T0 K; ]$ n0 U6 T
之後佢話我有做乞衣既本領
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 06:47 PM:! }4 |; z; m9 B* N; [
邊個夠我耐無睇電 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 17:09:
好慘的生活呢................., ]$ Y$ Z& N; E2 w
我咁大個仔... 最多5日無睇炸........
好佩服!
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但無瘾去開下電視嫁咩?
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:: R7 Y3 y2 Q* _6 N" `
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 02:19 PM:1 E. }5 @8 y# i8 p
我先啦....) u) a3 k+ h$ B& G6 ~* b
我試過有3至4個月無 ...
Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 07:14 PM:
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有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
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Originally posted by 樂壇渣Fit人 at 2005-4-13 05:14 PM:
講真真係冇mood% _! P- |% a& B( U: ]* u t! F
有時間寧願選擇散步啦 >_<"
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:16 PM:
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大個仔係時候搵個人喇你,我女友早兩日先幫我執房,呵呵
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 05:19 PM:
我有個人嫁喇, 果4個月之前果次咪佢幫我執嫁囉...............=.="
Originally posted by toro at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:" d* S' k4 I5 t8 p/ u
咁你又夠期叫佢上你處「攪攪佢」
Originally posted by 史艷文2 at 2005-4-13 04:26 PM:5 t T* F" U, B' V% l
哈哈哈~!邊個夠我污糟!* K* _# _6 @% P2 n- |# o3 W# l1 E
我21~2 ...
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 09:03 PM:) T, u3 I/ x) l4 _4 p
邊個夠我怪><" ...
0 a' ]( r0 u: V: w7 N% c7 XOriginally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 07:07 PM:
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沖涼我頂盡4日.......' S( ?. m5 K& b u4 u2 V. K4 U
兩個禮拜仍能活嗎?!
滿虫蛀?!
半年冇出過街?!
番學呢??

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:8 U8 ~0 G. d" S+ u+ I
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 19:15:9 q# R$ d. Y- V e
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哈哈,好野wo~咁你訓左幾耐先起身呀= ="

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:24 PM:
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28個鍾......起身之後覺得好似比人圍打過咁![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:13 PM:8 l" z* M8 @3 d$ V' E W, h/ v
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:# l5 v6 z9 I6 O
邊個夠我怪><" ...
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:17 PM:0 E7 R6 b# e" Q; I
一日唔沖涼我都想死~~~
你2個禮拜冇沖涼~~~
唔辛苦咩??? =.=
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 07:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 08:19 PM:
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72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 20:04:
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左仔你要加埋"邊個夠我XXX" 咁嫁~4 H9 y+ ^5 T+ L1 \; [9 }2 `) x
72個鐘打左幾多圈?" e' D) Q( _1 \& G
贏/輸左幾錢?
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 20:19:
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72個鐘.........
你係咪人黎o架??? =.="
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:11 PM:, p4 N$ X2 m& W+ E8 g. p; J( C
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我地打到叫人幫我地買參茶,力保健,紅牛........
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:13:0 B0 ?4 U& z, n2 K$ U0 P7 `
你累喇咩......保力達蠻牛........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:16 PM:, ^. N( I% j) B! N3 c0 Y6 z8 ~
果陣未有得買,如果唔係我地一定會買
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:26:# X7 ]" _& I; \6 c( r! n
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為咩呢........................................

Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 09:29 PM:* A) ?* H. y+ ^. W
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我都唔G係為左D咩,果陣時我只係覺得自己係一部麻雀機械人![]()

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-13 21:31:5 P2 S. G9 P/ F9 U# {4 N
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咁樣o既生活唔係咁好~~~' V4 J" s% s+ @5 h4 Q6 W
要小心d自己身體~~~
如果病左就唔好啦![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 11:34 PM:0 o' d5 O% k7 ~, |' a; @
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都係幾年前既事喇,THX關心![]()
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-13 21:48:
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都係果句.... 戒左佢吧!

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 21:59:8 a2 _0 } I, n1 J
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
...有幾大碗先
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-13 07:03 PM:# N. w) S( n. h: c3 P B
邊個夠我怪><" ...

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-13 11:59 PM:
試過一次過食左三十幾碗白粥...
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 10:09 PM:
嘩~~~三十碗粥...有幾大碗先
![]()
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 02:20 AM:
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一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-13 11:00 PM:8 R5 R! @8 I+ _8 i/ A9 s) _ k
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我頂多淨係可以忍到兩日唔沖涼…… ...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 01:05 AM:4 E3 U2 f! K+ \* I: h5 k( w
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發生左咩事呢.............
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 03:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????, e& W) s2 v$ F: R6 V* ^2 Y( f$ z2 l
Hahaha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 05:56 AM:
邊過夠我勁!!!!/ \" U) M" @$ b& _' A# }
我D屎大到差唔多日日大解都 "失" 廁所!!!!!2 x/ i, p7 C' X1 R7 g
洗唔洗影張相比你地睇?????. v, ]. [1 c7 |4 \9 _
Hahaha...

Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:) H* y# ], a- ^, r4 r
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?9 G4 q& @9 _0 Y& U3 X/ F5 w
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 04:55 AM:
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哇..........相信你痾出黎都要幾大力下^^"
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 06:34 AM:
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我都想睇下...不過我諗唔出得街....
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係咪好有feel?
有無屎眼'選'左?0 ^! _# P7 {" G2 G0 z" t& Z3 [+ L
有無滿到露出水面? 我試過嫁...(少水果d馬桶..)
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!7 ?( z- N6 d; c; M% p
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口...
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...
Originally posted by TwinsPride at 2005-4-14 11:02 AM:) o- s8 I/ I# z5 X
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Of course 有feel la...好Hihg ga!!!
冇"選"...好舒服tim....
有啊...個屎坑比條屎"失"左個去水口..." _, ]% x) w. q, p G8 z
我勁沖廁...搞到滿地屎水..Haha...

Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:# r: K! G- f* ~% q/ e, H
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...

Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-14 12:20 AM:
一般酒樓飯碗再大o的..
Originally posted by JCer at 2005-4-14 06:17 PM:( J9 n: I& P; `- X: T7 x# ~
邊過夠我無聊
細個果時,我爸有個 密碼 ...
Originally posted by easonwing at 2005-4-14 07:11 PM:( s+ P: F4 x8 q! n- A3 y2 W
有無高手一日打飛機多過5次??
Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:12 PM:3 V" y2 ]& x5 |
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有冇咁多精射呀 =.=
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 07:20 PM:4 d* O) }6 u4 v3 m1 `
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有,打一次飲幾杯奶= ="
Originally posted by jsqaure99 at 2005-4-14 06:35 PM:8 n# P( F8 H+ G, y& W
我試個連續考完試開完幾晚通頂再連續四日 ...

Originally posted by sfxc0000 at 2005-4-14 07:26 PM:
我真係驚飲奶飲到肚痛~~~
如果為左打多d飛機而飲奶, 飲奶就飲到肚痛~~
咁就真係冇人夠你威啦![]()
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-14 10:34 PM:
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哈哈,最多一日一次,邊有人會一日四-五次嫁,驚唔死得咩= ="
Originally posted by 大家樂1234 at 2005-4-15 01:23 AM:
日日交唔齊功課,連續4年
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:19 PM: I- l7 k$ I$ t
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係呀..6 c% x3 ^ {5 z9 h2 d* J
做一日三次郎會傷身嫁......) Y% z$ ]/ @+ J+ p, O; l
何況4/5 次....
Originally posted by abc123aa at 2005-4-15 01:38 AM:
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所以我想"介"左佢= ="

Originally posted by trista_cheong at 2005-4-14 06:52 PM:) Y6 _' }' @ Q- M
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等我抄o下crap B 先:& R5 C' F2 u9 j, P1 v& J( R
ARE U really human ????
Originally posted by Dr.anger at 2005-4-15 01:39:
of cause human..30幾碗..都ok既。係細個同人鬥食得多時..食到30幾碗既..。不過小弟一個人時時都可以食到3-4個人份量既人..所以...都ok既
Originally posted by crap at 2005-4-14 11:41 PM:* g5 J6 D' ]" u
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當你一日入面好多野做既時候你就無心情打嫁喇..
好似我呢排咁......唉
就黎會夢遺........
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-12 11:13 PM:
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by crap at 19xx-6-30 16:35:
OH MY GOD!* u0 ?3 E1 c+ f. f, Z
咁都得9 G# i/ i5 D4 w0 M
張單無溶化嗎?!
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真係好勁....( M' M6 F9 ?- |3 X8 k
我自問無咁既能耐......
俾個叻你![]()

OOriginally posted by 左輪仔 at 19xx-6-30 00:52:
邊個夠我飲得!!!
我試過連續兩個月落吧飲酒
有4/5時間係飲醉,不過之後就飲傷左喇![]()
Originally posted by 左輪仔 at 2005-4-13 03:13 AM:7 z+ l( T* P. w9 w
我試過打麻雀連打72個鍾未訓過,打到我同d朋友最後差d精神分裂![]()
Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 01:04 PM:( [4 S# R7 C9 a( _3 y( n6 z2 M! \8 c
想問下crap 兄,你鐘意睇AFL ga?
除非到左最後幾分鐘,兩隊差幾分...如果唔係好難會由頭睇到尾...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-18 12:02 PM:
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你咁都睇到?!5 Y2 I9 V) [* e' |
我而...


Originally posted by fmchelloauntie at 2005-5-18 02:28 PM:2 S7 S* i0 @$ ]8 O
見到3條柱就知道了...haha...
我都係0係澳洲讀緊書~) p+ _9 F8 p: e- O( D4 I; w
你間房....=.=.....而家好d未呢....! c( T- @. A% v
我通常會睇rugby 囉...AFL就唔多...
同埋我無foxtel 0個d野,所以好少睇其他sport...(係sbs 有小小足球)
仲有小小野問:唔知點解我部ps2 0係電視上面係黑白色...搞到我無心機玩(可能係好事). D5 k& r" O5 E' ~" s
會唔會係av線既問題......
ps我個mouse 同你0個個有95%似...
Originally posted by crap at 2005-5-20 12:53 PM:
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唔係4條咩=.="
你響澳洲邊度?, o% o% @4 x. X$ l0 W
我以搬屋黎強迫自己執曬d野...但相信好快又要搬多次....." U: F+ |- m4 d+ ~6 f( ?: i
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rugby係睇國內? 有無睇world cup03?
我都無foxtel....sbs 都費事睇, 成日都係AFL 同 Formula1
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會唔會係你未較個電視既AV呀?
有得選auto, pal, NTSC 果d咁野呢, 試下~
隻mou屎俾我打機鋤爆左lu~~% W1 O- h+ S2 L5 ?% X0 D4 a! Z
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Originally posted by justtocc at 2005-5-20 03:15 AM:( X9 W7 j1 h0 E6 s( d, v/ M
以前有個同學佢講自己半夜訓緊果陣~
因為養果兜倉鼠有一隻係咁叫~
所以佢一手拿起就掉左落街~
住得都好高下~
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