Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. : ]0 e, x( T/ i' R
性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 - I$ ]" U+ o& o$ f 7 n8 ?! j/ a$ R! S& D; A , E5 G+ o& ^! T( o4 S6 u( M
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Look how many calories you can burn: 2 U' ~% h- J, |3 o% D$ x, c你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： / {2 f# f; \& Y. V# k/ A' [ 7 O% r" D! |9 z; ^9 g$ s3 V 7 R8 ?; H/ y$ M' U1 W2 x6 T - v1 v0 V" ^& D; z7 r* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES 脫衣服 . A& h8 p) y& o$ V
With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 ' N( }+ Z$ E1 K# c5 W
Without her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 1 Q6 Q3 E' T" J/ K9 t' U6 f% o( e& o
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* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 " v2 c- `4 e& k! Z( o) e6 V0 L0 u3 \
With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 : R% U$ s% t1 W y4 {; C' ~With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 5 I& r6 P! _! W# O2 c/ Q& x% rWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 : j0 |: U. U/ L6 @5 q6 C
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ; q4 X8 R% Y. T7 Y8 B9 ?
0 B7 I/ M* @) y6 L# T E) j3 G' `4 p! s( \ " W4 u: E& X2 \4 i7 b* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 . D, m9 U, |. e: x- D4 N/ DWith erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 : A2 W) r2 |" f) Z% SWithout erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 9 X9 t# {4 x/ Q7 F5 V r
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* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 . s U) l, ~% ]- [
Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # N* ~, S& X3 u$ D( y2 VTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 & z0 g0 R7 l* T
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 5 b: l" h, c% v* ] ) N% w6 F, \3 `! _ ( N: k# n0 o" w0 u! |3 W2 i2 p & k! i5 Q2 }3 w; L+ M( y* WHEN DOING IT 開始做的時候 - z: M* N _. q9 sHolding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 5 C6 ?' L! q0 x" j( g4 e1 \
Just on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ) M. P9 X$ _9 a5 e( u" m5 U
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& s# ]! t. T& O8 f8 \ ) m* R1 G; W5 t# R1 v6 h# J* POSITIONS 姿勢 3 X( v: A& a6 d) ~; g# G: Rdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 8 ]1 ~; x$ z5 T! k5 I$ h
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 7 K/ y& h2 A/ h! E3 S2 X3 F
69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ( C5 ~- `2 b* ]; r9 N3 FTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 # }/ {/ S0 m% n5 @" N/ rItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 : U* t. K! \6 h+ y, p- v
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ( B+ e$ A4 E8 d0 H, W: S1 |
Fake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 " F4 t0 i% A/ D
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 5 Y' F1 {+ H& n) y8 pJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 , G6 @8 e! q, S
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 3 B9 B' u# c/ G, M; k8 [% j
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Between 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 - c v' j- ]; l) ^
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 \( Z* N9 z% a; Z; I- k# Xfrom 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 + b4 b" O% G2 W/ H' Ffrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 % n; [7 ^, y2 z4 _9 g5 ?from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 & t: y# C! Q% I9 O$ D. _over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 |. Z! T7 Q. `' m
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s9 c5 M$ Y+ K& }; P* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 2 F" g' T4 `; i" F7 i
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 * @# |" i9 y& [2 o v/ w' i0 h
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 , J' [; z1 u+ A, S# b9 y5 s$ W4 V' Y
With her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
