Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. . q, v1 I2 x& A7 Z; e性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 $ c! C5 V! U. ?: k4 E$ @( q+ N1 s t: M# X% U2 V
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Look how many calories you can burn: : O) S# ~( ~; s$ M你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： / W8 n& q, O, B% Z
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 4 z# O( T8 h) _
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With both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ! l" W8 Y/ z: T' [+ J6 g8 E l7 ?
With one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 ; l; @* L% b. H! @. pWith one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 ; [( }- X" I, j3 \# _
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ! T3 g% p9 z( w+ ~! A: A* Y% M% f
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With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 + `% q* \; P3 @# e% i$ }Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 b( v% U: e/ R% D& i i/ q
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Trying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 # \9 U k, b* I) t, tTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 3 h6 @( Q" R4 Q, Q. {) d9 c$ M
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 7 u, y% P7 X5 ? }' R
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 n; W' m n4 G( vJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 + P2 i2 ]8 }2 {$ U; x% o3 E4 [+ | v- A* u
& }& B( v$ k1 p& A : m( l# `. `' [. R# o8 }( W* POSITIONS 姿勢 ; G# m1 ~% C' b. rdaddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 2 o7 |& m0 z, |2 n7 b69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 6 k- U7 f$ O7 ]3 A- E69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 + e- M' I6 m$ P, }! F+ X2 Z+ n- `
Trolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 * `- i) m3 v! B* L
Italian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 " X4 f/ ^" g+ Y7 }& @ 4 a: ^: P+ ~" J7 m; i , k0 D4 r a+ l
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* HAVING AN ORGASM 達到高潮 / F W8 q7 X- d4 a) iReal.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 2 n) i; p" L6 oFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 4 z' W% F; @; N
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Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 $ J6 ^! |2 l# t- {, xJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 - ~7 m3 e% b# E8 A) P! ?# O
Explaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 ( w+ s# o" C: U9 H% l1 `0 S& }7 {* d. A
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* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 ; c( w8 T5 }6 y2 x7 `7 S6 y: IBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 1 Y, w' g. K3 s: q7 d! l/ w5 f2 t
from 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 : B0 N* V% [6 s: _# _: J; `from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 $ q8 d. W S0 C' h. hfrom 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * a9 B3 p8 {5 S/ t- jfrom 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 ' N1 j/ U, p1 c" Z8 tover 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 a! Y* B0 K; \" U4 ], E+ ^( z
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* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 + H: |3 ` ?8 j8 T; i( F, KQuietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 0 H" f. ~6 E: I3 j+ d H5 p# v
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 7 y+ I' m& V0 Q& r! C9 z* oWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
