Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. " }. m* w0 @7 X8 P2 N5 \性是減重方法中最實際也最有趣的了 # X2 I+ t/ Z( o: p. s$ u' F' a% ?$ e1 q& B0 W/ _, N+ |6 k2 N- k- n
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你瞧瞧你能燃燒多少的卡路里： 6 \( L$ Q; ]/ l5 X5 y
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With her agreement..............12 cal 經由她的同意 12卡 9 P- Q6 W* I; PWithout her agreement.......187 cal 未經她的同意 187卡 " Q. n3 l3 t( c3 M , r8 J8 T) B! ^& c( x6 K 8 W2 J7 n% y" o3 P8 K8 z 3 e* d: ^, L/ q4 T: K M$ k* TAKING OFF THE BRA 脫掉胸罩 % |9 D! P. q( E* G* A7 JWith both hands..................8 cal 用雙手 8卡 ) e: B$ B9 K/ s" Z: W$ \; YWith one hand....................12 cal 用單手 12卡 " H0 n2 J% ~' M' w* D
With one hand being slapped.37cal 用單手被拍打 37卡 + J# }8 v0 k5 d: Z* T" y+ c
With the mouth.....................85 cal 用嘴 85卡 ; L. P& S, j7 S, X8 U2 q A! M
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* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM 戴上保險套 8 P* g/ H/ V$ ]) K6 G
With erection..........................6 cal 勃起時 6卡 ; L. ?8 I$ K) R; J: t; u
Without erection.................315 cal 未勃起時 315卡 $ u7 A- f! u) G* M" }
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- {, q W/ B; z, M, X* PRELIMINARIES 第一次 3 s; _1 k- q( x3 B5 XTrying to find the clitoris.........8 cal 試著找到入口 8卡 2 D. L: g. M3 X; C$ x3 fTrying to find G spot............92 cal 試著找到G點 92卡 5 }/ }8 d/ O w9 i
Without caring at all...............0 cal 根本都不注重 0卡 4 B$ O% K: e0 F7 W2 {0 |1 d
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Holding her up.....................12 cal 把她抱起來 12卡 4 Z& R2 A% t$ V/ u" rJust on the floor.....................8 cal 躺在地上 8卡 ( i' a: A F1 A3 F7 m
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daddy-mummy...................12 cal 一般式 12卡 % \' ~# }) w4 y( ]1 f: b
69 laying..............................8 cal 躺臥69式 8卡 : A9 C- Y. c: W3 {- Z69 standing up..................112 cal 直立69式 112卡 ! v* S1 R# u6 H0 a# hTrolley..............................216 cal 手推車式 216卡 8 W) M0 S# p! a) D- R1 b% c9 J: W# r" UItalian chandelier...............912 cal 義大利吊燈式 912卡 - m, F3 A8 p: J4 e/ X( t- p" B/ }% |, {: ~% M% Q
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Real.................................112 cal 真的 112卡 ' e8 _/ `% y% M! I% q8 g0 E z H gFake................................315 cal 假的 315卡 3 j8 \& M, q+ e8 b0 i% b8 z c: M* ~( E2 C- k3 e% t
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* POST ORGASM 高潮之後 ! G& U! y4 o! ~( J0 V( \Staying in bed......................................18 cal 還留在床上18卡 % O- ]8 g4 K' gJumping off the bed..............................36 cal 立刻跳下床 36卡 ; X, ~( C/ H. U% qExplaining why she jumped off the bed..816cal 解釋著為什麼她跳下床 816卡 $ M, |0 H. f# T- w/ }; Y, s5 M, ]9 l4 b( |9 ~
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2 m& r/ U, W( A* ^4 V7 Q: j. L* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION 第二次勃起 * ~7 C2 J& H y* b& `& QBetween 16 and 19 years of age.......12 cal 16-19歲 12卡 " Z& I' G$ E' }: J$ [9 Xfrom 20 to 29...................................36 cal 20-29歲 36卡 7 i6 |3 `& m- ^* @' d6 h2 ?from 30 to 39.................................108 cal 30-39歲 108卡 8 {. a8 O4 {. f# A
from 40 to 49.................................324 cal 40-49歲 324卡 * v6 T) v# T# Y
from 50 to 59.................................972 cal 50-59歲 972卡 + h1 ]7 @# ?- s1 T% X
over 60........................................2916 cal 過了 60 歲 2916 卡 / f* A: w6 _# b; W5 x % A& k' L% Q4 i: s 8 h; l6 w' c9 }7 N% i5 ] R! O& p ' m: j- R+ a7 Y" E/ @- G* |, \* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES 穿上衣服 6 C! l4 I; A9 G% q; X; h
Quietly..............................................32 cal 靜悄悄地 32 卡 7 y9 A' @% K3 b2 g3 b
Being in a hurry.................................98 cal 匆匆忙忙地 98 卡 4 w5 l8 P9 c1 b/ t1 y: n t5 cWith her husband opening the door..1218cal 正當她的先生開了門的時候 1218 卡作者: 竹中正豪 時間: 2005-4-25 05:53 PM
