Question: Ms America, how do you
> > >>describe a male organ in your country?
> > >>問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > >>Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in
> > >>America are like gentlemen.
> > >>美國小姐：美國的男性器官象紳士。
> > >>Question: How can you say so?
> > >>問：為什麼呢？
> > >>Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees
> > >>a woman........
> > >>美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立……
> > >>(Applause! Applause!)
> > >>(鼓掌、鼓掌)
> > >>
> > >>-----------
> > >>---------------------------------------------------------
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ
> > >>in your country?
> > >>問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > >>Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like
> > >>our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
> > >>西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象鬥牛。
> > >>Question: How can you say so?
> > >>問：為什麼呢？
> > >>Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees
> > >>an opening.
> > >>西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
> > >>Applause! Applause!)
> > >>(鼓掌、鼓掌)
> > >>
> >
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> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male
> > >>organ in your country?
> > >>問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > >>Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs
> > >>in our country are like gossip or rumors.
> > >>菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官象流言。
> > >>Question: How can you say so?
> > >>問：為什麼呢？
> > >>Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
> > >>
> > >>菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裏傳到另一張嘴裏。
> > >>(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!
> > >>Applause!)
> > >>(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
> > >>
> >
>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in
> > >>your Country?
> > >>問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > >>Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in
> > >>Iran are like thieves.
> > >>伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象賊。
> > >>Question: How can you say so?
> > >>問：為什麼呢？
> > >>Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the
> > >>back door.
> > >>伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。
> > >>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter!
> > >>Applause! Applause!)
> > >>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
> > >>
> >
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ
> > >>in your country?
> > >>問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > >>Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in
> > >>India are like labourers.
> > >>印度小姐：印度的男性器官象勞力。
> > >>Question: How can you say so?
> > >>問：為什麼呢？
> > >>Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> > >>印度小姐：因為日夜勞“做”。
> > >>(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
> > >>Applause! Applause! Applause!)
> > >>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
> > >>
> >
>>-----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male
> > >>organ in your country?
> > >>問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > >>Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
> > >>Malaysia are like Proton car.
> > >>馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官象Proton
> > >>牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
> > >>Question: How can you say so?
> > >>問：為什麼呢？
> > >>Ms Malaysia: Look tough but& nbsp;actually very
> > >>soft.
> > >>馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
> > >>
> > >>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter!
> > >>Applause! Applause!)
> > >>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> >
>>----------------------------------------------------------------------
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male
> > >>organ in your country?
> > >>問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > >>Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In
> > >>Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
> > >>新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
> > >>Question: How can you say so?
> > >>問：為什麼呢？
> > >>Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and
> > >>leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
> > >>新加坡小姐：總是沖進場，提前15分鐘出場。
> > >>Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
> > >>Applause! Applause! Applause!
> > >>
> > >>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male
> > >>organ in your country?
> > >>問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > >>Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
> > >>China are like Deng Siu Ping.
> > >>中國小姐：中國的男性器官象鄧小平.
> > >>Question: How can you say so?
> > >>問：為什麼呢？
> > >>Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work
> > >>until 90.
> > >>中國小姐：短少精幹, 但卻可以工作到九十歲。
> > >>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter!
> > >>Applause! Applause!)
> > >>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
[ Last edited by sfxc0000 on 2005-5-6 at 08:45 PM ]作者: sfxc0000 時間: 2005-5-6 08:45 PM
