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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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$ ]/ l, O) h: Y9 U性本善:Sex is good.
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 z# L9 a1 F' ~5 _# n$ h; V
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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5 q9 M. R$ w4 u# Q苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. 9 _! z8 X' M; A6 L; W( J

4 H1 W: {2 f1 J' L教之道:The way of learning it
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3 {2 z5 q$ _7 ]% f6 G0 R5 ]貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. ; I# N* ?# C" Z1 h# r5 y/ b" g$ c

- U' ^9 i, S( s+ }4 [  R昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng 7 r2 B2 a- d- ]6 t8 C1 V

1 R. M- i, G4 f6 n/ J5 V8 ]  u( ~擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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$ w6 `1 B4 y( ]( a子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. - k# _4 h- `: x+ D: m& q: g; k) M

6 s& _7 r! K2 j# D' |- Z) [( w竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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+ `1 p3 t, U# L/ m4 Z有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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教五子 :All his five son took it + ?$ B; k/ C+ }; m$ K- l- Q
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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$ G& Y2 ?; R' m養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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0 a$ v% G  M6 M- ]8 W2 p  ?父之過 :It is all your fault. 5 T- ~1 _. ~; d2 A# G
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 6 \- \8 r' Q7 b1 s6 Q4 N3 y

- {# ^8 z; P3 t' ]7 e1 \9 q子不學 :You may refuse to study this - G8 j9 E. E( M% `4 a- ], ~

, c+ N8 e* q" D& H, F非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, & E* V  u* x8 y  V# [

( T$ |, |7 s& b0 o9 Y1 X. N' z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, ' ^  `# r+ `/ _6 y3 Y
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 2 ^- _) R, P9 l+ C

: N+ r1 w5 }2 ?! I8 S人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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! @# X# f0 _3 C# f: {1 P: j5 V  E不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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