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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 5 i6 Q! N1 i9 ]- F4 s9 {/ N  ~
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性本善:Sex is good. 6 L! s3 f/ ^6 y! ~- x$ d6 e
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性相近:Basically, all the sex are same. 6 M4 A; l& E/ H: S' Q
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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% w; k" z. v1 D; G: l性乃遷:Sex will leave you.. ' }; t0 x- r5 W- Q# w

( `4 G) k/ |- i4 `7 N教之道:The way of learning it ( s( s' c% K! V/ }

3 N0 N# h  v" }2 u9 x1 @# Q貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person. 7 |, d; b9 \6 Q5 g- g
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng ( T$ V2 |1 t) i/ p
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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& ~7 A, D+ {" i# Z斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 v) X  |' R: h5 r* w9 @3 ?
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竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine : p" y- Q+ N# g" X) J
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教五子 :All his five son took it
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! C$ r8 {; X: W7 m名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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: @% N4 K8 y, H! N  ?, {4 E子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood, * I* }4 K) k9 U$ o2 v

. ]& f  |1 M+ q; ~! [- {) T" z老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged 0 A5 O& _1 S; B

. w6 a9 s9 G, g# x玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,   b7 ^7 o  P5 @7 N4 u* m% a2 r
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不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. ) b- i- t# s! b6 S* A  @
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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; i! d& U* e0 J5 G+ N1 u不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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: |. Q% X1 @# ]3 d2 Z3 \9 H0 Uposted before. \! n. O# b1 H! P5 A7 j# k
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