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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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- e: E4 W6 C* N! C9 `' b- z1 N性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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) k# |7 u9 Y+ E& p習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 3 U. m9 z7 s5 \( w/ l

+ a& V% p" {/ h9 |4 k苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. . o. S! N7 a0 D  [  f5 U
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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' D/ A& a6 L5 p" x! a貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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6 R1 P6 v2 x( p: ^9 C昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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4 ^& U: ~1 ~: L& m) |1 S7 p擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard,
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. . v0 m, S( Z& y0 h( B( n

5 K# F  ]1 }; l& ~竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous * W" H! x: k4 ?( w

( N" [9 p& Y0 R- F有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
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; R: P: X( v: c, z' D8 Q4 m教五子 :All his five son took it
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, - r* N  }. r( B+ E1 Y2 I+ X% u

# I5 m; Q/ Z% ?- r6 g' C父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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/ _: V. @& y; [; |( G* n( A師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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4 m/ J. \0 h$ r幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * R& c( c' n1 V* c

% Q4 q/ z, O$ [% H7 K玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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+ B1 [4 Z$ O) k不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. # V3 j$ W, G: r2 X* o/ |& l% Y- P

6 {9 Y, e- k9 x0 @- i  J人不學 :If you don't learn sex, 2 u" O" H7 w5 K6 ~6 X) l0 {% U

6 J1 R" m" b* w( e7 x+ t不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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posted before
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