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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life. 3 d. W3 p7 V" _# \! l7 R4 j

! J$ l; j0 d8 Y- ?8 Q性本善:Sex is good. ' {  a* `8 r2 A. @0 |

; ]5 g0 a8 L+ N7 {0 W# ?性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it. 0 ?2 v/ L# v6 g% @/ A$ z+ E

# k1 J5 f- G: R5 T0 i苟不教:If you do not practice all the time. ! U5 I* `: y4 P9 B0 R
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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( a0 f& p$ N! O, d$ ~% }3 s教之道:The way of learning it ( X3 h4 ]7 t; S4 W4 C! q

' f+ E! ?2 u& e9 a8 f# J貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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* X* s/ d& t; m$ p/ C7 ~+ X! d; i子不學:If you don't study hard,   _( z4 R3 t2 r1 f5 }( E- {
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless.
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" J' ~" n4 \' z! U/ `竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous - e/ o3 u) g* k$ X/ Q

% q9 i- J" O8 W5 S! A  r有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine ' X4 k  n/ R1 \7 ~/ N& w1 F' o) i
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教五子 :All his five son took it # e: h2 [) `% h% M: n
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known.
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養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it, + p: t1 T; c& s* n; e
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父之過 :It is all your fault.
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1 q& Y$ L$ e% n! q0 C7 s教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,
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+ z& G0 |, y  d8 q6 ]/ x0 y5 H師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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! u& A4 T* S* _* x1 L% n老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged * a' @, @! r! G& a5 D% z
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick, 8 D4 A' C" a: M6 m4 ^3 |- R0 k3 t

" n) A# d  a5 ~7 ], d不成器 :It won't become hard and strong. 1 S  X( B" C+ M& R7 r6 @- T
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex, & \7 W+ r0 d6 j) Q6 P! G

9 _3 F  Q5 d& s2 L! k, K9 S& U不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

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