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作者: dezxx    時間: 2005-7-29 02:22 AM     標題: 3字經(english版)

人之初:At the beginning of life.
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性本善:Sex is good.
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: l6 S: j; F4 H7 \0 k性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
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1 v+ k# j& A- g9 r習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.
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苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
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性乃遷:Sex will leave you..
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教之道:The way of learning it
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" ~& Y/ O5 h1 [6 U! J( d貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person.
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& i! J4 T2 n- ]( d9 _昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
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擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
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子不學:If you don't study hard, + S. W2 j, j! y2 j  L6 p5 d3 i2 l
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斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless. 8 R. G+ e# T& Z0 t! e# G  m* p

4 f* e% ^7 L5 c竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous + C% h8 a, m% @. P
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有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine , S9 M" [7 J$ }5 u; D8 R6 z

( B& @9 b% c/ B/ ?教五子 :All his five son took it 2 h( l  B: L7 _- A
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名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known. % k: D& E2 q5 C- {1 M

/ U- M! B$ r8 l- Q' @養不教 :If your children don't know how to do it,
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# I2 |' K' C5 c. V父之過 :It is all your fault.
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教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it, 7 X% n) ?5 q( Q! l! m  c
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師之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 4 |( ^7 J$ v  Y& o: Q; p, L, p& P$ k

- z. Q1 X$ W% [+ u  V子不學 :You may refuse to study this
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非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
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/ V( I5 ?  l4 i! B7 r5 m. W幼不學 :If you don't learn it in childhood,
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. t( A: T5 y, a/ U* e. w0 Z, J老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged
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玉不琢 :If you don't exercise your dick,
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) R) ^6 K5 d9 y: R: X7 a# k, _不成器 :It won't become hard and strong.
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人不學 :If you don't learn sex,
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不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
作者: fatfatdragon    時間: 2005-7-29 05:43 AM

bro,
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posted before# L3 h- F7 ^# _8 u4 \" E. |

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