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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:15 PM 標題: 問大家一個問題~

我而家係幼稚園到教d多如智能果d班~大家都知d bb仔實好活躍啦~
大家有咩大話建議,可以嚇到d小朋友令佢地乖d(我連報警呢招都出埋=.=)

作者: kakeidevil 時間: 2005-11-23 07:29 PM

除褲打屁股...

作者: derek23 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

講x你老母

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:31 PM

為人師表不是易事,這不是職業,而是為社會服務.你還是轉行吧

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:33 PM

Originally posted by derek23 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:
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實制d唔該

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:35 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:31 PM:
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唔好睇到我咁高尚,我視為職業的~& U- P3 ^5 S/ H. [$ R a
其實佢地有時幾得意,不過活潑過龍~
所以想睇下大家細過時比過咩大話嚇到過

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:36 PM

Originally posted by kakeidevil at 2005-11-23 07:29 PM:
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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

作者: kantang4910 時間: 2005-11-23 07:43 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:36 PM:* A. ^5 ^9 t* f V3 _

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我連話要佢留堂幫阿姐拖地都用過呀

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體罪俾佢家長知你就大碌

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:46 PM

Originally posted by kantang4910 at 2005-11-23 07:43 PM:
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所以齋可以嚇(嚇下ok啩~)

作者: austin666 時間: 2005-11-23 07:54 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:46 PM:
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返屋企同佢亞爸亞媽講你就大鑊

d家長不會理係咪真打
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投訴左先算

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 07:57 PM

Originally posted by austin666 at 2005-11-23 07:54 PM:$ p) `8 X# n1 i& y& I2 n* d

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咁又係喎~
而家 d阿媽小小野都投訴(雖然我未比人投過)~& v! z' ~2 O- o& |% C
有個細路仔,如果佢係我生的就星左佢2巴啦~不過一驚投訴,二費事幫人教仔咋

作者: dennis3814 時間: 2005-11-23 08:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 07:33 PM:
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實制d唔該

我覺得呢個好喎！

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

Originally posted by dennis3814 at 2005-11-23 08:39 PM:1 _' e# |2 P: S
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我覺得呢個好喎！

幼稚園~
比人炒都似

(我都唔係好啦~我都會講~但係幼稚園就要忍)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:45 PM

同d細路講唔聽話以後無得食"麥當奴"~

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(小朋友為食嘛......

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:45 PM:
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(小朋友為食嘛...... )

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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^( M3 G: E/ |5 j2 _1 d4 c! ^* w
(d小朋友真係~)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 08:53 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:49:
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我又諗到,話佢唔學豺狼會捉佢走^^
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佢哋點會驚豺狼？？？香港都無........

(獎勵計劃啦，至乖嗰3個有得食"開心樂園餐".........

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作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 08:59 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 08:53 PM:
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我唔可以帶佢地出去架~
同埋錯比野佢地食,驚佢地唔舒服(始終人地個仔,我肯幫人生,都冇人幫我手啦)& S# z9 N5 Q' i, G
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豺狼我細過幼稚園時唔午睡會咁嚇我,我真係驚架)

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 20:59:+ i" C+ |( v) B" z8 [5 X- B

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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

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豺狼我就唔驚，我驚我呀媽多d..........佢惡過豺狼~~~>.<"
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[ Last edited by BOYDWAN on 2005-11-23 at 09:04 PM ]

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:03 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:02 PM:
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買mcdonald coupon，比佢嘅家長叫帶佢去食咪得咯~

我地見唔到家長架~有時會有賓賓~
但我人工得$100@小時咋

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:09 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:03:
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~

每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:14 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:4 T0 B8 G0 p, k

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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~* I9 H* G) x$ Q) ~ O* e
每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:16 PM

警告,黑面,唔出聲

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:19 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:14:% J$ d$ n: N& v$ g

/ H# D9 u! F; Q }咁細過就教佢地貯"印花"~!?

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利誘嘛.........

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教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:23 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:16 PM:
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呢招...嚇到佢地,佢地以為我好嬲,採納!8 O# v( {: j4 D: ^6 z+ W) ], `
煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:24 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:19 PM:( ]: J( @* m6 d# j9 u, X- J

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利誘嘛.........  好過威迫~~~
- |) W! |# l& V, p教曉佢哋循規蹈矩有好回報~

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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:27 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:24:
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同埋印花係唔可以亂唔要的

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都得咖~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:34 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:27 PM:
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做埋生活課,應該收2倍錢

作者: 阿感 時間: 2005-11-23 09:36 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 09:23 PM:3 q7 v! y: v9 h# l

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煩請聽日到是旦一間銀行大喊打劫,你將得到可觀回報

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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:41 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:34:
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咁要睇你"功力"喇~~~

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by 阿感 at 2005-11-23 09:36 PM:6 {8 ?+ z' W! f! y2 f
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http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/kommzumir/snapshot20051119002900.jpg

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哈哈~偷圖

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:42 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:41 PM:
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我教運動~ u3 L% i* C( a! b' a) r9 I
攻力唔錯^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 09:46 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:42:
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我教運動~# g/ E: k* _# u$ N% N; O) K
攻力唔錯^^

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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 09:56 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:46 PM:
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就算你"攻力"唔錯，都要睇吓你老細"防守"如何.......

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車路士式~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:02 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 21:56:
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車路士式~

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如果你老細係"皇馬"式防守就好............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:07 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:02 PM:
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豆腐防線^^

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:12 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:07:
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豆腐防線^^

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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:17 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:12 PM:8 p6 e; u7 m$ U" A4 l: J# F6 x

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要睇埋卡斯拿斯 (校監) 嘅表現............

校長呀~

作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:28 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:17:
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校長呀~

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唔係校監科水咩？

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:35 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 10:28 PM:
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校長話佢開支票喎
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作者: BOYDWAN 時間: 2005-11-23 10:39 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 22:35:; y. \9 C1 F+ M- `) i. ]
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哈哈哈哈~

咁你要努力去攻破校董防線喇~~~

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 10:49 PM

Originally posted by BOYDWAN at 2005-11-23 09:09 PM:: S) S2 j* A9 c* ?% d @6 n
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釘喺佢本手冊上面咯，寫埋原因比佢家長知~
8 d2 @# }% G3 v每日邊個乖就一粒星星貼紙，夠十個就一張coupon.........化算喎~

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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！' M" a3 j5 a( F" i" D
我N年前都湊過下一班小朋友！3 a2 x/ M$ w1 n5 u2 O( d
呢個方法絕對係work o既，
但係做法有d唔同，
張圖表一定貼係個壁報板俾其他小朋友睇到) ^# |' `% k# W8 D. x* ~7 _
唔需要寫明原因！亦千祈唔好吝惜D星星貼紙！9 Z8 ]* G  j& j- Z
以我當時GE做法！表現好就會貼佢一粒橙星星！% v% }; c/ r3 {3 P( X/ [& u  n, ?$ X
貼滿十粒橙星星就變一粒銀星星！三粒銀最就變金星星！
如果有小朋友拿到金星貼紙！
你可以係咁依買d小禮物送俾佢！- {2 c! N% w! D  k8 f: `. G
遇著頑皮小童表現好ge時候！
一定要大大力讚佢$ \* J# y8 O" |# q+ {
不過一定要做得好公平！獎罰一定要分明！
因為呢個世界難免有d小朋友係特別可愛特別逗得你開心！
但係有d就越叫佢唔好佢就越要做！討厭至極0 |8 G# s0 x* Y- p' z
不過都係小朋友黎！所有小朋友都想人係讚ge
有d耐性就得

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 10:51 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 10:49 PM:2 }  n8 I& w3 @6 I  e
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贊成BOYDWAN兄貼星星ge做法！
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我冇咁大能力~
因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

作者: wind69 時間: 2005-11-23 11:00 PM

Originally posted by YUEN_LOUIS at 2005-11-23 10:51 PM:
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因為我只係一個多如智能的導師,唔係幼稚園老師(我男來的)

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唔駛好大能力卦

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總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

作者: YUEN_LOUIS 時間: 2005-11-23 11:16 PM

Originally posted by wind69 at 2005-11-23 11:00 PM:2 W% j% E. J( Y g. t! R
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唔駛好大能力卦
1 Q$ ^! c2 _% i1 A總知你係一個導師，帶ge係小朋友，就可以用呢個方法...

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