Gretzky

Originally posted by ilove---you at 2005-5-12 06:21 PM:; C6 P  e6 c! @( d. v3 S
用銀紙!!!

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You must be loaded with $.  ^8 _  |  F( [4 z8 p
But the banknote is so hard and it will scratch you a-hole wor! 1 ?: u6 C1 q' G; h+ m# r
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My method at public toilets:4 [; Q9 h* ^$ |5 y3 h& ^* L0 L
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If my 'deposit' are 'hard' on that instance, I would first put my left and right hand on the respective halves of my ass...pull it sideways to test if there are residues leftover or not. When clear, I would rub the two halves gently until I feel the touching points of both sides are dry. I would pull my pants back on  and head to a place for tissue ASAP.
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In the case of a wet deposit. The steps are similiar but I would pull the gap open so it can dry up faster.
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One word of caution: never pull too hard with you hands....