美國FBI招工題

lammilk

企鵝肉
/ N- ?5 H: `' Q% v4 l; f& d" F問：一個女孩有一天給一個男孩做了一道菜。男孩吃完了，但是覺得味道怪怪的，於是他問那女孩：這是什麼肉啊？ 女孩說：這是企鵝肉。男孩沉思了一會兒......痛哭了起來，自殺了。為什麼？

lammilk

男孩以前曾和女友一起去南極考察，因為沒東西吃，女孩把自己的肉一片片割給男孩吃，騙他說是企鵝肉，結果男孩活下來了，女孩就餓死了。多年後男孩吃到了真正的企鵝肉，終於明白當時女孩的苦心，傷心之下，自殺殉情。

lammilk

Originally posted by AWU at 2005-10-13 02:35 PM:
6 `9 x& P1 L! ]2 [8 b美國FBI用中文問定英文問o架?

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lammilk

問：一個人坐火車去鄰鎮看病，看完之後病全好了。回來的路上火車經過一個隧道，這個人就跳車自殺了。為什麼？

lammilk

全部答對的人，是進不了FBI的.....
" \4 b, ^; P+ u這是FBI測試應徵人員是否是變態殺人狂的題目!!!!!!!- o2 @  G4 i3 Y# \3 l. D
如果你全部答對了,
2 C/ n; s% M% d0 e那代表你精神有問題.....

lammilk

Originally posted by adamas at 2005-10-14 04:09 PM:
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9 W3 O. n* t# |9 B" k$ a如果是真的話
" t% e# I  x% ~+ O無論答對定答錯比較有利
$ A; w, n: b! t9 k) i我都覺得用咁既問題黎判斷太on9了

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' U0 C3 b- y4 i/ P( F2 @1 W! C it is one of way to check
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- c$ I; \, m0 T( T3 l- Jbut since these question been show
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they will make up some new questionXDD

lammilk

Originally posted by Chenjinnan at 2005-10-14 06:24 PM:
4 X9 t* N1 D$ i3 H. nI heard that those are not official answers, but quoted from some of the "outstanding" candidates' answers...

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+ x( m& Z& b. U/ Q/ D( v* b! o9 dreally?# z( {2 x' @+ @9 M5 U/ G+ P  @
i really want to know the offical answer then
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that buddy must be a lunatic