Intelligent Answers~

HotBabe

In a classroom
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Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is
             exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Sam:      No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Sam:      No comb, sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Sam:      No hair, sir.

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Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Sam:      "HIJKLMNO".
Teacher: What?!
Sam:      Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Sam:      I is .....
Teacher: No, Sam, always say "I am ...."
Sam:      Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the 26 alphabets"

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Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and
             8 on the other, what would I have?
Class:    Big Hands!!!!!!

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In Sam's house
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible
           to teach you anything!
Sam:    That's why I say she's no good!

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Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid?
           Go and say sorry to her.
Sam:    (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid.

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Sam:  Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've
         any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
         So what did she say when you told her
         you're the only child,my dear?
Sam:  She just said ... 'Thanks goodness!'

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Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad:  I think so, what do you want me to write?
Sam: Your name on my report card.


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In a clinic
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Doctor:  I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
Patient: Well, might be better give me the bad news first.
Doctor:  The lab called with your test results.
            They said you've 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible!
            That could be even worse then?
            Tell me the very bad news.
Doctor:  I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.