香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
, i8 V- ^/ ~) V, E; u& H. r甘多人死，唔见你死。
& ~" u3 h( X7 `" _0 z6 o3 M* K2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
8 R: }( m# z: z- C你教我以后点出嚟行?
5 B+ w" B7 k! @, M9 U3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ( h% Y& l; U, g0 p5 u+ n
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 1 a  Q1 C  \: C4 c8 B1 d
4 "I saw a pork chop" 9 {3 S6 p$ Q, _  O
我见到件猪扒啊。
% {& |8 _0 H3 q2 N" y7 N, U; J5 Are you road? 0 Y+ {! c9 n5 i$ Y" r4 H: o
你系咪路啊？ 9 {3 b& S% T, d4 ]+ ?& P1 y
6 What the water are you? 2 o, o( l4 c: S6 }4 f
你系乜水啊？ , m6 r; R, [, v2 z/ q" d) o5 `* H
7 Do you big me?
) d7 g4 M( s9 @" |, X! l9 l" B你大我啊？ 9 b) i7 G) Q; y" K9 S, i
8 Zebra chops people. ! c+ X4 h- T0 K# X2 r$ C: J9 J
班马劈友。
# N7 v( t( q% J1 J( J9 The king of the cutting girl.
3 \1 Z2 v) ]+ t* F' l/ Y界女王。 $ G" r& q$ q. J' ?
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % q7 i0 M) {+ Z, I: @0 A! H
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 2 N) L! b. q) b1 z3 C
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? . `( @2 i8 N9 D
你当我无到？ % O8 E: q4 h# i7 }
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 8 n; a0 K6 s: o3 d7 {
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
$ m% t: S* s! t+ z; R$ v" h13 Today I was very black son. * @7 j6 s! y0 d- ^9 Q6 L
今日我好黑仔。
: }/ y* C; D5 e+ I14 I am wearing grass.
* c3 E5 W4 g7 `' C0 ~) i我着紧草。
: i! U" `! T/ j; U& S3 V15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
# n7 b- X! ^( }  l* j7 a你未够班同我讲数！
  Q2 Q0 b) x7 C1 N$ L16 Two beat six.
8 Y( H" I% {- x( M7 v) Q1 l二打六
5 S/ \& P& i' O7 v4 D7 I* w17 Two five son.
* b+ d  s6 {- [# g8 y二五仔
( T  B% V3 f$ u- b5 D18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
0 d+ b# D3 L9 S" @- y( B) U6 l) A琴琴青
0 L: S" r! P+ T+ D19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
7 a/ b; n# k6 C+ Y. P: D我俾D顏色你睇睇！ # l* M6 w7 q$ S3 r
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 8 e6 z5 w' @/ B& X3 r
蠢蠢欲動 。 ) n$ v5 e! E, t6 Q* [9 l
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
( x+ Z  e* V2 @! G# i人山人海 。
) V% F, s  w) P* E! N4 t22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 / y- w3 v' {( Z8 ?0 `
你算老幾?
# e# O- T& g3 ~# \1 |0 n5 @23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 6 T! l6 J0 m  ]
你講乜鬼?
/ V% C9 m- K) D$ J) `# o) j  R24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
: I+ n3 u7 T, G/ ]我驚你有牙！
* t+ D9 O( ~& d5 m1 m0 p25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
+ x$ N5 N; H: }心花怒放。   
5 L$ S/ t) t7 \* m) u( _: lFish skin ( P- n7 \: P4 e4 _  o5 x6 k
鱼皮 。
( S1 k4 o. W  _' r( Z: @& c) |Monster of blowing water. 7 U) h0 z, F/ _9 H
吹水怪。
( ~4 w# V1 s2 `: a7 |9 {8 X; ~Face green green
) x8 Q' y. f- [8 E( p5 O$ u; [9 ?面青青。
& {; g5 X' i& u9 UYou see road carefully
6 L9 l- @- \, ?9 ?# J你小心睇路 ! C1 Y, @9 F  B% m, ?
You go to street carefully ) Q# N$ i4 y/ C* G
你出街小心D。
6 G! c- C" J* _# ]% f& NDo the world
' d/ y& v6 i6 ?$ o6 f& P做世界 。
5 a2 n: Y/ _( V+ d3 ~2 c9 [0 @Big tea rice & l  l- D4 f- X: b7 K, [
大茶饭 。
- l( j( K1 E& I$ _& w0 r* oAmerican chinese not enough.
# C" P, v9 z# _" R$ ~美中不足。
) x$ o" }  i: K# H) Y& pKing eight egg. ( i/ h" M7 O4 E# i
王八蛋 * ^: j' F, }: X9 z. W
High hand. & X- ]1 V. c; \. x6 |& e8 w. H* b
高手 1 v/ \& k( T4 s
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Old dot. / n0 x# P3 Y8 t0 y. c
老点 ; n; d7 x" T% ^! r  S% M
One old water
# F3 B0 ~7 [. j2 O) b一旧水
* t+ r3 L8 d2 g2 B8 P9 n( m( uI know your mouse.
! a  |9 y& [2 i6 R, p1 W我识你老鼠！ 8 e1 ]# [( e% j  x/ T5 }5 i
Measure water/Pound water. * K1 w; o9 i8 {9 r
磅水 ; R% _: N! F2 H1 H: v! d* f
A dragon service.
( \9 h3 V+ g* d' q+ ~0 @  h一条龙服务
" d* j' b+ Y) X! r, X  ]Pump water.
) b( ]& ?: b4 d3 `  ]****
& G. h5 N* L2 q' oI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
- y) C6 G% Q$ t1 t  I9 a我吹鸡打你班友。
1 V; s9 f0 W( [: z0 `0 _You jump building.
9 U1 j: r5 U( X. E0 h- i) t你跳楼啦。
6 Z  R; \- {" x) ?You come back home and eat banana
6 f* R& {7 d& v" N: ]  n# D你返屋企食蕉啦
: Y7 m2 Q7 Z' X' ]I give you a hair. 7 @. |/ n' k3 \1 G" s
我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin 7 {# l2 i2 C6 g5 ~. g3 E7 }
收皮 4 g6 _' k, |3 S3 E! v2 [6 ?7 X
Collect father 0 M: d9 w7 J3 G- D% t& R' b
收爹 ; ~, p9 Q: I; f6 @+ U
You give me collect father.
$ c# n6 \5 L! t8 A你同我收爹！ & ^6 K% ~0 W1 L* G
Laugh die me. 7 g& G; g7 n6 Z# w
笑死我。 3 K* b( h! o' o; k% b
You give me stop. " `+ |+ ^+ P# T- w9 U+ F
你同我企系度。 # z# E8 _' I4 @& W5 S% l
Eight woman 8 S& ^5 |+ K" a$ e  L& C
八婆
2 J2 ~' A0 B9 @2 }Eight woman,you are good!
, b; ^. }. A0 g6 W5 X: p八婆，你好o野! ) T# o9 s2 q/ h* B) n/ V* b
What the spring do you do? 2 l: L3 X8 f4 H# w
你搞乜春啊?
3 P5 p, ?; q( G$ i% k3 Q$ j) BA dog of eating dung 2 Z% K8 [6 d, A9 G$ V7 C, [  Q
食屎狗
5 E( E6 O) U# Z- N3 v4 mA ghost of ass 0 L4 t- E; M; J: S
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
. g5 {3 s+ W+ D$ |/ q) U都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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2 [& \& b! i% ~, D5 Btotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......* p: V  m, d/ G& f
this is not hong kong style english.....6 j% }1 ~  z) @$ {+ S) Y/ ^# A$ H# k" ?
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....8 U) q, r% h, l% P$ N3 `1 r
i've already ban this shit...6 S/ M* Z- A! S4 J
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.