香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. & r9 P7 J. j% c. d
甘多人死，唔见你死。
/ r& L* d8 p, g' E2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? . ^/ e" j/ O4 l& D$ A4 J) a
你教我以后点出嚟行?
% h" r  l% X& u4 U/ T  p3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
* W4 Y, ^& \2 v如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
9 X7 K% n$ G, ]/ |4 "I saw a pork chop" 0 @2 l( m" _) \
我见到件猪扒啊。
" W8 B6 G% _# Y4 {) ^' K0 z- h; z5 Are you road? 2 `- ^; a% K% i$ @4 }+ ^! X0 ?1 P
你系咪路啊？
( `! L5 i  ^7 r6 What the water are you?
& j  N1 j5 t7 }( C你系乜水啊？ - k: k5 ^7 y$ {$ C
7 Do you big me? " G! d; u3 p( Y7 X0 t2 [- b" Z& _
你大我啊？ + W: |/ U7 H9 p
8 Zebra chops people.
% c8 b0 q, ~/ ?% X% G班马劈友。
& L% S- Z# m4 y' _9 The king of the cutting girl.
) n: G8 W* c7 Z; }. N5 c! x% o界女王。 - b# p2 i4 ]8 [  q# F
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
. |$ X5 [6 m/ z7 b$ V7 W批我个头俾你当凳坐。 5 O8 j: _6 |' I8 `( Z
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?   T3 z7 \# _/ ]3 _$ a
你当我无到？
$ L( F4 g8 r% X7 o* K12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
2 k9 Y; ~8 H2 t( [% J- o7 q5 \你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 R4 r; e- Q: u9 Q1 j% P; Q13 Today I was very black son.
- G5 S1 {3 S* u. O% v今日我好黑仔。
+ a6 G$ U% {& x2 U! S$ c* _" }* T# |9 G14 I am wearing grass. / P6 W  a' h6 W) N- u1 U7 \2 ]$ m
我着紧草。
+ O) j% K, D: ]( {( g5 z' w& |/ k15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
* Q/ q; y6 x1 y& i你未够班同我讲数！
2 {" ^2 k5 R" D3 C3 p16 Two beat six.
' e& ?2 f7 T5 B二打六 ( M; q. k7 w& }" X8 v- T  u) `
17 Two five son.
$ n7 u* y" L9 {( k0 u二五仔 0 }" T2 S) [2 J
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 D1 ]" ~& T8 y  ?1 z5 E" }2 j
琴琴青
0 n+ D4 n4 Y6 p  |+ x& R3 K19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 . `% |# x0 }, W2 U; Q( }
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ % f& y2 s! B3 A9 [* A. P! O3 L
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 $ S) H& m% T4 B( g# ^. N1 H
蠢蠢欲動 。 7 H) @! R5 n/ L
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
+ b( t8 {$ Q) h6 f, `- }人山人海 。 ! p5 G* C, i# q8 w: ~- G& I/ X8 w
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 # a. v  o" ~+ R
你算老幾?
, i2 @' I1 C: x) @& k- b23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 3 X0 \- \+ C, ~% }8 h' z! ]
你講乜鬼? ; J# N8 S3 C  f/ ]* {
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 - |! [7 Y* c, @+ p$ m
我驚你有牙！
$ }" C8 f, r$ h( u6 m/ ]25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
3 h. M! c; m; O& v4 B* f1 n  q心花怒放。   $ a" Z! c' ]8 h3 t" a0 a8 }3 O
Fish skin
+ V' ]- w' K; E1 r" ~5 z! }( P鱼皮 。
# a8 O" P8 _" u6 ^1 y& P6 v* J, @Monster of blowing water.
) h# M8 O2 E9 Q吹水怪。 ; }  n. Y' ^; Z/ G9 ]
Face green green
6 \: G! X* {4 y* v  M/ b* ?! Y面青青。 . l* j+ f( }% ^! D& M
You see road carefully + i6 R( U) h+ @& x
你小心睇路
8 P$ `) B- S9 p! l7 b$ e' p1 iYou go to street carefully
; P' ~, `% @; i1 o你出街小心D。 # c0 N" [1 F8 O1 ?% \5 |, l9 G
Do the world
; V/ E3 j* D( A. a3 ?; t做世界 。
9 F; v4 X! H) s' U- Z3 `Big tea rice
0 H" \! x9 D& D- _1 r大茶饭 。 3 F( V+ Q7 @6 x- z* e- m
American chinese not enough. / p1 D% s/ p7 N; u7 J2 x/ U9 X, g
美中不足。 ! W* W. p- q+ |% Q
King eight egg. $ _4 Q: {: L4 Y6 s
王八蛋 + K6 K6 N" X5 _) Q) O8 R
High hand.
2 R9 M! d4 `& n高手
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Old dot.
; n% k8 F0 i* |- v老点
4 {( H: N; Z7 p9 R1 _1 EOne old water
5 s  F5 B# [4 `3 f+ D一旧水 # s$ A: x1 V7 K( c, [
I know your mouse. $ l+ {3 e  w6 o' ~! \1 m3 a
我识你老鼠！ # b1 h3 |- h5 T
Measure water/Pound water. / T7 c' z' p6 I
磅水 + G$ ]' T& x$ ^4 {( A$ P3 P- \
A dragon service.
# k: m+ W) ~0 k: ^7 D一条龙服务
+ q( t# S, s: [: ?& w! qPump water.
5 h, a0 J7 D; S  e0 {. g****
: ^: r8 x; `2 ?" F5 F5 hI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
/ X3 X! S5 O! S8 ^; R* R. _我吹鸡打你班友。
, T+ X9 V2 e( a' \You jump building.
! V; S* }/ m1 f你跳楼啦。 ! p/ e( T2 F: V3 V4 q/ t' P3 b
You come back home and eat banana
  t$ p! @- }" t' n, [你返屋企食蕉啦
) s: |. d9 l; q% u& j+ t5 l- @' ^I give you a hair.
* Y  B$ s# _' R我俾条毛你ar! . G; r& L1 g& r% D

: R6 |; g5 ], @! W+ f. hCollect skin ( h' U1 r- h* f  Y3 ?7 c. J
收皮
! B! ~+ o6 D6 u2 e5 fCollect father
. j2 o. V' M9 V- F$ n+ _. Y; g# k收爹
% {8 }3 v8 B( q, J5 `$ cYou give me collect father. % k! U8 e* [# c) s" U- d
你同我收爹！ 7 v2 p' L1 b  y! g, r' [
Laugh die me. $ K( o4 d- g# v) }# G8 [; E
笑死我。 : s, W% X; {; G) g, i2 }+ l8 X
You give me stop. 1 d8 s+ m3 W  u; q2 _
你同我企系度。
6 z+ S2 k" L' w* zEight woman
5 P/ N) _% o" n* A& j/ @1 ?八婆
7 m  _$ i6 |3 @1 ~Eight woman,you are good! 8 ^" \5 q4 ^& e
八婆，你好o野! & p$ J1 g8 e2 t+ L
What the spring do you do? - g% ^) \# N$ A7 j; U
你搞乜春啊? 6 D4 x: P$ v$ }
A dog of eating dung " a; W! X2 d. c' G$ c$ K7 w4 x! G
食屎狗
/ W. h" L$ c$ c2 W3 f, @A ghost of ass
/ Y& ]" w) b$ f/ S屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....+ g3 @' Z4 D  ~0 d
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

% _) K1 m& c0 l8 E5 P2 q) v; X1 i# e3 E
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
" g* z/ S- s1 b% O  S* fthis is not hong kong style english.....8 w( l# h: i+ _( J1 O
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....4 }; N$ z0 `9 V' T( ?" O/ ]
i've already ban this shit...
5 j; ^1 v4 b4 ]9 z6 t" p4 ldon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.