香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ) R+ B3 ?, S" c
甘多人死，唔见你死。
* Y5 F7 i& G7 |5 K2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ( Z& P% b3 [, s% P1 d5 y9 k9 z
你教我以后点出嚟行? ( ~4 `8 u" C  j! t# T
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ; f" g# e" x) W' F/ f0 V9 x
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 2 `) \) @! @/ S" I4 O
4 "I saw a pork chop"
. k. |& j1 @8 K3 \我见到件猪扒啊。 $ o9 [' u! Q- Q! d* O' K! j2 ^
5 Are you road? * [# r1 w$ N) j: |7 M
你系咪路啊？ ! u+ m; Y- g2 ]
6 What the water are you? + T$ |5 \$ Z1 C6 L3 h+ n: K/ T
你系乜水啊？ : D# D  H6 O+ n8 I* r! ?& W) Q
7 Do you big me? / z7 _7 F7 f. y5 W, ?: i
你大我啊？
, W0 y* n+ }4 |8 Zebra chops people.
& \( |4 h* K: }+ T: R4 Y3 k6 p班马劈友。
, {' p* I% ~% ^2 V+ p9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 X- A1 k  c0 Y& f
界女王。 ; H$ f' ^  j8 _) o) Z& u
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
: G, U8 C) i  k! O& ^批我个头俾你当凳坐。
/ ^5 S" H+ |$ L% P: d11 Do you think me didn't arrive? - q- g: q1 n) f" m! ~+ ^
你当我无到？ - I* _0 x! B7 T: T8 `
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
9 c$ P5 j5 h, |  z* y: S你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
' r5 Z! G* W5 l  D0 I13 Today I was very black son.
  h* t: X, k5 g" H4 H( [今日我好黑仔。
- }$ _# n* d; D0 r+ P1 u14 I am wearing grass. & B, j0 m2 `# D: X3 I- S1 B
我着紧草。 % @# k) @) d! [
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
$ S+ |# t: ~# Z* L. N4 ^$ n8 g你未够班同我讲数！
' \3 ^8 r/ L3 l9 |5 v16 Two beat six.
" Q( g- \3 P) e$ r4 i3 g% X二打六 ! y8 q7 L% A9 b! j* j+ X/ F% \
17 Two five son.
! n& P" V8 Q0 x' @二五仔 3 q: S5 b; |# Y" Q
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 4 h+ O% I7 o! `: q3 ]8 S
琴琴青 . d* ]2 r. s# h% ]( Y5 j
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 " Z4 b6 M! x9 G$ M; a5 R! L" E
我俾D顏色你睇睇！   ?; b: s4 F  H0 T. x
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 # h$ h; I4 f/ j
蠢蠢欲動 。
$ A/ [1 {& I) e; D. {. t: |21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
. P) z6 z" T& h, j# p6 d人山人海 。 7 w, t, H/ S. B* r( ^6 i. q7 r1 [
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
6 j8 f% O" N) G" _4 R3 G0 F: C3 Q) s你算老幾? # E/ D1 s; x1 E4 d
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
( f: _2 j0 z6 y7 Z$ G! Q# C. u/ A你講乜鬼?
. _+ n8 Z, F6 F1 F24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 `+ |1 E8 X4 G4 b/ Y5 N% w: Y# O7 d. F我驚你有牙！
( Y" v3 O% @7 _, L& h25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
  @; R  ]# ~% l# X心花怒放。   
. W3 |0 g. J2 M0 |Fish skin
+ h: Q# ?) k0 U- @8 M3 c* X' U鱼皮 。 8 p7 m& B* D* X. i, F$ w4 k
Monster of blowing water.
1 E% n% A& c- B吹水怪。 $ b' g! W3 a) k
Face green green , j! g9 @( P8 e) G
面青青。
% x/ o, F, t3 R/ T8 B% [You see road carefully
: s" B" W- g# l; j3 {1 c你小心睇路
6 y5 C- V( y9 X+ OYou go to street carefully + |; h4 C1 j" y9 C
你出街小心D。 9 d; q9 h0 U2 A9 |5 g* I& P: p
Do the world 6 t# l/ v9 u  k6 ~
做世界 。 , ^, k1 y8 ^) l4 t
Big tea rice 2 t  C. W4 e* s0 {0 f6 b  _* q
大茶饭 。 + P* x8 D, `, i+ w7 r0 [, c! r
American chinese not enough.
  I& V- j. n$ O4 L美中不足。 , ^/ I$ D  n" C; J( g3 K: ]
King eight egg.
' `: x3 i+ I( `王八蛋
4 Q# \9 w. e5 q% u2 _; U6 bHigh hand. ' s8 ~1 z4 R5 H# ?& l) k/ G
高手 + E4 y% S6 {6 V7 v& h' x8 |* i3 h$ s8 L
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Old dot. # k+ c* M  B; V- Z
老点
7 T2 T. v" t- Z# FOne old water ) u* w2 J7 h: y$ ^8 G$ |
一旧水 * ]- t/ J/ [8 Y6 u( }2 c- F2 ~
I know your mouse. 7 V% k- l8 o. A7 U  D
我识你老鼠！ : q) ]7 @* T0 C3 L4 n
Measure water/Pound water.
6 Q4 g1 ]$ W. \& Q  L" b0 n磅水
' `9 W) I! p: b2 |1 f5 O# YA dragon service.
. |% c* t+ f9 h* v一条龙服务 % Z7 x) h" H/ x1 G7 S* d
Pump water. & B" N7 R7 [8 \" ?: I5 O2 ^
****
7 k" ^/ G) S$ `8 BI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ m/ k. e: h$ Q我吹鸡打你班友。 / [4 U1 M; p1 A/ k  Y  J% L7 C
You jump building.
. @# Y3 P( a8 }+ d6 V/ g8 g你跳楼啦。
" {' b0 c' H: B: C( A- a) u3 ~You come back home and eat banana
5 \% W7 F& F0 H( s6 U3 Z3 x" c你返屋企食蕉啦 - d" B8 {$ p: c" L8 E0 c
I give you a hair. - |! \. T' p" {, j9 E) w
我俾条毛你ar! ) X% g7 v9 P/ h: H+ ?; F
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Collect skin
, p, b, p- N# S; ]5 S# I收皮
$ G$ S/ o" ^( S& I& ACollect father 7 y+ y. F+ m( F4 r; _1 G
收爹
3 n: ^8 W" g1 F0 M* X, H  ?% RYou give me collect father. ( M4 A3 J3 O, A# h
你同我收爹！
) [2 d( H: F  [7 [; qLaugh die me.
2 v. T1 b* }, ]$ B. x+ h" z笑死我。 % G9 P: K. i1 f/ p# b% L. X- c
You give me stop.
- X& r! U' V7 J# z$ J9 F你同我企系度。 ( b" ~* s0 a! [9 M5 D2 N4 M- J
Eight woman   w5 L; i2 L: A( N& Y
八婆
% H9 C) v; j3 u* |2 DEight woman,you are good! $ Q4 a- j( D) Q! U0 U% g% C
八婆，你好o野! : N9 F. t, B8 Q6 {& [
What the spring do you do?
- U3 A+ s+ c) n  s你搞乜春啊? 0 c5 I) `$ f( [* X- m" G5 l3 e! b
A dog of eating dung
( `* k/ L/ V( y* C. n食屎狗 / u, W& Z) l% h  h" f' S6 u* I
A ghost of ass ( z9 @  U3 M% n+ b# i( j
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....* e- G. U- s! B. b% F
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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3 V+ S  t6 c* {3 N  L# ytotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
. t4 f" |2 }( \1 R8 zthis is not hong kong style english.....
# \+ W5 V9 P9 y, e$ {. m9 d0 a1 ^) {this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
: v$ T% [. ?; k; q7 Z9 x8 a, C1 [i've already ban this shit...
+ ], d. e' K2 ?* v7 @* x' {don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.