香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
6 D: y! z$ K. E( a, f. w甘多人死，唔见你死。 / y# l/ R8 w6 l' Y% w3 b5 a
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? : [7 s6 N; A% @2 S+ K
你教我以后点出嚟行?
1 e0 V% @; x1 n% p  L5 j3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.   `0 k4 ]8 i$ n; p4 D% L) C1 k
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : {8 N9 n, E' E9 Z; Y
4 "I saw a pork chop"
5 k" D7 c; P* J% S我见到件猪扒啊。
, ^9 O8 Z' b* i/ C: N, [5 Are you road? 0 [! G  k- _$ }' W+ n
你系咪路啊？
: u7 \6 S! `' o3 y3 x: e; J3 q6 What the water are you?
3 x" q$ s! R) N3 q. o你系乜水啊？ # Z) E7 Y2 f* v7 X/ l
7 Do you big me?
8 U( E; n4 Y4 h* `, k$ W3 A" U你大我啊？ , I; W9 w8 |" b& a: d) ~- B- i2 b
8 Zebra chops people. 3 F8 K8 ~' J& n
班马劈友。 ; t+ F: w8 F7 Q& j
9 The king of the cutting girl. 5 L# {; E) R# Y5 ?7 p; v# F' F
界女王。
3 b9 ^" C) U0 M, }4 l' s10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. % }; Z3 L) b. r: q
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; W4 \( R1 Q( }8 y11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ; u* Q- _! b+ G$ j3 \7 e
你当我无到？ $ Y5 C; w6 U# Q# B1 t  X
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. # M# W3 q6 M( J
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ $ t9 G) \; f; Q
13 Today I was very black son.
. a5 k0 I* H- F" l3 {  o( A& s今日我好黑仔。 0 P/ ^; A/ [0 u1 D- X( ^6 C
14 I am wearing grass. 4 ?  G" A$ K0 A1 v5 n
我着紧草。 . B" a: l) J$ o7 I
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 1 _  I3 {: v7 W6 }5 @
你未够班同我讲数！
* s1 u5 T# ?" w16 Two beat six.
. U, I3 u9 f' a) n; P* c二打六
( @4 G$ k) D; O" U; a* f17 Two five son. ; S$ e$ n9 Q5 `2 p8 |1 V) P$ W* r
二五仔
+ x; m# M; C/ O8 P4 X! J18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
6 L" F7 E3 z% R! W琴琴青 2 D: X/ x. ^  F& f+ v
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 / E# T& O' ?' B, R1 T2 V- `% E
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ ! B. k7 j' b" H" F$ _* r/ G; {- A
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
; f5 ~) \) z  X; C6 S$ H- B蠢蠢欲動 。 8 y9 ~2 S8 ]9 S
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ V: b! S0 S' C
人山人海 。
' @, C/ q: Z* N9 X- R4 n. Q22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 1 e- l( I$ p0 P: h! N
你算老幾?
) W/ \. U4 p8 j6 I( O2 I5 V* `: q  m4 J23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ! J. x% _: O" ^6 w- t
你講乜鬼?
9 D0 R5 U. s& G7 v% p9 n+ Z$ F24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 8 [& B9 Q3 T6 N, ?
我驚你有牙！
& C, ~7 F( R0 T25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 3 L+ c) T% L0 c' V
心花怒放。   . ?4 }$ {- a% x/ d/ T, a
Fish skin
- i% m+ b& S7 Q' }鱼皮 。
. s& B  y6 `. Y: G) kMonster of blowing water.
, A# l& d" S7 V/ |! U吹水怪。
2 I- b- n! r4 F0 ~: xFace green green 7 l+ _! V" o% r/ @; W( T8 o9 m: O$ P
面青青。 - `& {% N: `0 Z( j+ @
You see road carefully 4 g+ ?$ q5 h5 k& G8 @: g
你小心睇路
( L* A2 h' {+ m( ~. s/ LYou go to street carefully
) B% q% ]9 R, n你出街小心D。 5 f( u6 d+ Q, I
Do the world
: h7 I- ]* I/ h做世界 。
& T( |0 P; o: Q. a! v& FBig tea rice
8 @9 t5 b. r4 V: W/ C: y! m# C: {大茶饭 。
9 i0 H! O' S* L4 m. s4 YAmerican chinese not enough. " ~, n7 n% C7 q5 C' X6 T1 c$ }% m
美中不足。 + e! z8 o( A/ v9 _! y3 T
King eight egg.
2 I8 G2 g% C; V! l, ]王八蛋
2 @+ {% e) @* @& Y! F9 v  THigh hand.
7 R2 [/ [1 k5 _3 D( X高手 - S7 [! C) @: y/ P' M3 R. E0 |

& ]/ J; P  L1 X6 P+ }& }5 dOld dot.
; X1 Q6 A% h- @( N% O老点
8 c* z5 h  W3 p, ]% q0 _One old water 7 M% V- b0 t8 \* L& G: b
一旧水
  d: @" P3 o9 t) s6 r3 v7 |I know your mouse.
7 H- j( N2 D4 H7 q我识你老鼠！ , ^7 q: j: I2 u
Measure water/Pound water. : h; ^) V1 F# q* p) f2 T. S
磅水
& T0 J6 q3 X: @! k8 XA dragon service. ' N5 a; G; S- h+ G( s: Q. v
一条龙服务 + p" ?. U4 a1 ^. H# M. J( d
Pump water.
2 \6 o& P; D& M**** 5 s# W0 Q$ j3 Z) `; D3 R% @0 i
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, t5 H( B# ?/ D7 V2 j0 ^5 e我吹鸡打你班友。
* G( b4 ~+ Z1 z- g2 GYou jump building. # y! P. n9 j8 A- L  ~- e
你跳楼啦。
# }. n' y, }* t7 XYou come back home and eat banana
) O! Z3 r9 b* Y1 a5 w, B你返屋企食蕉啦
3 ?% S" y. a8 hI give you a hair. 2 W& m8 o% Y) x" B$ r+ T7 z
我俾条毛你ar! 7 z. n5 G9 u+ x2 r0 B0 ]
" I  d/ T$ \0 f. T$ n; n$ c* j
Collect skin
5 H& e2 \& R! F' S6 ?0 ^收皮
6 z( ]7 P2 ~1 B) b5 ]/ M9 \Collect father
0 `$ z% V) x/ y收爹
- j5 f0 W: m, C% v* t) s, HYou give me collect father.
, c$ B' m3 L- S你同我收爹！ % k- v* Q, s% b8 _5 H2 p
Laugh die me.
6 @3 R" _( n7 \* j1 T笑死我。
+ c5 C0 `' k) v  nYou give me stop. ; c  d/ f2 Q6 T
你同我企系度。 & R* s0 A7 }9 e. g
Eight woman
- q, B/ [3 K) \八婆 8 ?( T1 M: l% Q7 Q8 \
Eight woman,you are good! . f% ~/ y7 O* d6 z, X: z  [6 h1 E- R
八婆，你好o野!
1 r7 |$ |! b3 y: B. m7 c- }1 q, PWhat the spring do you do?
2 `$ p9 K$ e5 i5 M+ E你搞乜春啊?
+ z1 l5 o) w) X9 {! g6 A2 M8 TA dog of eating dung ' h5 F; M3 t4 @$ T2 C8 D) A, K8 D
食屎狗 + r5 Y/ {9 f& j3 N0 P; W4 N5 K
A ghost of ass
3 @& @/ ?( y; l% H( W屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
' h. h$ \# B$ l3 [都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

  \$ `5 [$ a* H7 t$ E5 |( L
# {  J7 s( O+ @" w$ q1 Ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
; ~5 T, q# W0 |8 l4 o3 A* A: u. [1 n2 Y1 |this is not hong kong style english.....& F1 n9 x% h" a4 a
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
9 D# D' B- P$ F. mi've already ban this shit...$ U% Q! A% \' X0 I8 ~
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.