[English]: Jokes..

小强

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# d* i2 i8 O5 k1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job4 N4 h) s0 l: P
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence& \3 N8 x, U7 K& ?% m
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?( y( I6 G  S) f# Q3 ^
a.They give like hell.
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c.They do not tell.
  P7 j/ J8 V9 t7 a, u8 d! |d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.7 h: \7 y$ w7 M. Q

0 V7 i$ H7 W9 A7 N7 E8 X3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
3 u" N" q$ V- ^, r$ L# @6 c- a HEART to love him,
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% t, v# R; H; |" V' K0 }- a CLUB to smash his head in, and4 l* K' Z- P$ n, @0 h8 ~
- a SPADE to bury him!
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
5 t# n. w2 \6 |5 UBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later: g6 W) s% u2 X, u* S! L1 Z

6 I- S7 u4 p  t5) What is the strongest muscle?
( i. H1 {- t( E2 a3 ^7 pThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?6 E8 }; x* q5 k/ h6 L
The arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
/ c3 ~# M. m# ~! H7 }  h. ?When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!* |8 `' t+ [7 Q

. ^% N- d. @$ N' @% n2 b8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?% F4 U$ O7 g( @
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~% e  k; n6 t: ^/ c( {9 z
keep it up~~
4 c0 j: s8 A+ J) b) ]0 ?cheers

maksim2046

that is great