[English]: Jokes..

小强

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- r( P" X- ]/ t" g1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job- @$ z3 }6 f# J7 }% a$ G
99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?" v3 J9 H- ]# T; }1 ?6 L: I
a.They give like hell. ' U# X$ {- O' o) @! w
b.They do not yell.+ G8 T0 Z) p/ t: X: s
c.They do not tell.3 x& x& E3 [9 F4 S; H6 r( u# K
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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! @2 p/ u( N* l3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
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- a DIAMOND to marry him,
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9 k& h8 ?) s& }% w- a SPADE to bury him!1 e% z% @: Z- m5 ^* `# m9 C7 h$ a! {) ~

7 E' P+ K$ n$ }0 _7 p4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
0 V# @- \  e; V5 mBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later3 K' \% i6 a8 \1 m! }" o
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5) What is the strongest muscle?
: P9 B' l* C0 _( ]The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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: [/ J: ~4 K2 y3 Z4 L5 T6 J6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
# K5 i* b. }5 w4 @The arse hole is always in front of you.5 R3 k1 [! l" }& t1 C) E3 z# _/ J% x

$ T: V! s) j) \) |. }) R7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
3 t2 ^" b/ P' lWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?
* l! T8 U0 a: b& z# E5 u/ KThe new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( L- }3 }9 f  b- @5 Lkeep it up~~
( {4 [% U+ x* b, f; W  Mcheers

maksim2046

that is great