[English]: Jokes..

小强

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2 I7 ^" h  I2 H" r# A7 A7 W1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
6 F$ t% I9 e! k0 {' Q99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence% B& B; q- d. B; h& G
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2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?: S) S5 m. b8 ?
a.They give like hell.
" e* t, v4 N; K2 k$ m0 ?b.They do not yell.8 l  S$ d$ I  H9 ]+ v: I0 _
c.They do not tell.
& X" Z) Y7 M# _, e' g) }' r1 d6 Ud.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.% X* f  H# {" v$ U7 G9 T
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
% Y1 ^$ u" m& [- a HEART to love him,
/ R9 b! {9 \0 H+ v- a DIAMOND to marry him,& I7 E$ c/ f' ~6 ^& W
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
2 s5 ~  R/ W+ K1 O1 ~! m8 ~- a SPADE to bury him!4 n8 w% O* A- I2 @! ]) G
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?' \7 [5 c3 a$ H, N5 \1 x$ X
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later5 W, B: Z$ a6 K( q; H( O) E

  j( T5 _' \2 B5) What is the strongest muscle?
# C8 c8 g" c: {8 Z0 k6 WThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
0 U5 F" b. w0 F# t# @# i; vThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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+ u" n0 m) l$ b9 M, W2 F7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
+ N8 {8 P2 |3 y2 G. p' S+ Q  MWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?+ ~2 H& b% D2 B6 n; }& d  O
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~$ u  c5 A, b; R2 O4 O0 L
keep it up~~
( x$ y( I* n9 s) _9 Wcheers

maksim2046

that is great