[English]: Jokes..

小强

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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
& W. [1 F; ], Y) @99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence" |5 k8 P# p+ ?8 Y

1 ~# f8 k8 |3 N2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
1 |" k5 ?2 A4 U, I, ]; V, e) w/ Pa.They give like hell. ( Y& M$ S9 b9 `# p/ [0 f; A7 r  p
b.They do not yell.
( B0 ~+ J) t3 }$ mc.They do not tell.# T" Y# P' ^$ d4 k) r
d.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.! V4 J  }; e* T8 E* R
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:
* W: f. Q" a" _- a HEART to love him,
8 j& C4 i) f4 ^2 `- a DIAMOND to marry him,
0 y" ?4 S7 l. H2 t1 d- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
" [; c  `% D' N9 t- a SPADE to bury him!- \+ v/ Y  R- |/ q
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
6 W7 f7 Z+ Y- CBoth are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later/ w$ I# U8 }' {6 k

5 D* v* J7 R9 X# m5) What is the strongest muscle?
, v- h: u7 V& n7 s: l8 |The tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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/ t, U1 |2 E) W, ^. r6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
' ?) x1 b+ G* ^: u8 [) ?The arse hole is always in front of you.
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8 r# A& T) Y! Q# C! ^& C7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?# g/ G; ^# Q8 K, D9 S
When you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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4 e; ?* c7 O) X, j3 T% Q8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?3 t* D0 d9 ~) a6 P# B
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new.

arthur8088

that's funny~~haha~~
( y1 ^* z' D5 ^keep it up~~
; T; p* E3 i6 @* z$ }cheers

maksim2046

that is great