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發表於 2008-10-6 02:54 PM
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[English]: Jokes..
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1) A recent survey asked 100 sexually active men what they most enjoyed about a blow job
. n9 X C& {: D4 Z i- T99.9% of them said, the 10 minutes of silence
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* g, {4 a1 E5 E* s2) Advantages of having an affair with a married woman?
4 S0 Q) N: Q; l2 Ea.They give like hell. + a, }3 F0 p2 f& Q, V6 T- G
b.They do not yell.0 N* Z c6 v2 T
c.They do not tell.
# P; F V' i8 B+ t) Td.They do not swell and there is no wedding bell.
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3) A woman once said that a man is like a deck of playing cards. You need:( t. ^. M5 X. o2 E! j
- a HEART to love him,; x' n6 R+ m7 e+ X' R
- a DIAMOND to marry him,, S# ?* t) W2 m, M! k
- a CLUB to smash his head in, and
' r* k) M2 |) I4 H( N0 z# _- a SPADE to bury him!+ ?' Z" S4 [9 Q! N+ L
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4) What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?6 r2 {# f4 N" R
Both are sweet in the beginning and become tasteless and shapeless later( c3 {4 K4 I, X/ Z' g- q
' e- _ c; P- C6 X9 ^5 B5) What is the strongest muscle?
1 l0 o7 c5 B, _1 O h: hThe tongue. It can raise a woman’s hip with just one lick!
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6) Why is the 69 position like driving in rush hour?
5 {, A2 z& S% W M: G8 KThe arse hole is always in front of you.
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7) What is the difference between a panty & a stage curtain?
( j. {* F/ F& Q: [) C. XWhen you pull down the stage curtain, the show is over.. but when you pull down the panties, it’s SHOWTIME!
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8) A divorced man meets his ex-wife’s new husband at a party. Later after knocking back a few drinks, he goes over to the new guy and asks him: So... how do you like using second hand stuff?9 k0 H' ?, k5 } L6 [0 Q9 {0 M
The new husband replied: It isn’t that bad. Past the first three inches, it’s all brand new. |
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