香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. ; R  ]! J/ A! V( _' ]3 n: s$ F
甘多人死，唔见你死。 . b* q" z. D, {
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % Q( g5 e4 u+ h+ [: ?6 S) X0 z( [
你教我以后点出嚟行?
' N0 i& q* `3 f* t3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ! t) O4 m( P! v8 Y
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
- T2 Q- h% ~( V4 "I saw a pork chop"
/ G0 p+ h: S9 P我见到件猪扒啊。
1 t& |, k& E2 p# I5 H/ T! D; X/ G& q5 Are you road? 0 s+ ?/ N, [$ t+ h) Y. D3 g
你系咪路啊？ ; J. x2 l1 L1 P, i
6 What the water are you?
$ W! p7 W# e2 D! V( M) A你系乜水啊？ , ?5 S% z8 }2 p, T; s- {1 g$ I
7 Do you big me? , G) G+ U1 `: f+ @8 N
你大我啊？ ( F- q; ]7 w9 f! w2 Z2 ?
8 Zebra chops people. & }1 I& X& g, _1 ?
班马劈友。 1 k4 C0 O% n( P) w3 r4 a
9 The king of the cutting girl. # U  F1 B4 \9 @4 g3 ^% Q
界女王。
# v/ L1 P7 s! ~" n: Y10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 2 S. K0 }4 F9 J
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
$ h; ~* s( G$ n' U. \11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% t9 E' y7 d- }, w$ a4 K# Z) ?你当我无到？
9 K9 k$ h8 V$ J12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
1 j3 K: T, z+ ~3 w4 W) M# O! s) L你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ : G1 l; H" T. u
13 Today I was very black son. ) V* l* f% I& R; x) U) @; {
今日我好黑仔。
, _6 \6 A% Z4 _- r0 s14 I am wearing grass. $ O! f2 G! Y+ Q! K) ?
我着紧草。 & n( z! B  h$ H$ L( |9 |- Q: \
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
% s( L( c  o' _: }  H3 Z你未够班同我讲数！
  C' B7 E' m  w5 d16 Two beat six. - H, t% S7 F' F7 c& z. G9 e+ J
二打六
2 _$ r2 x4 d9 a. P, N0 K17 Two five son. & W8 @+ A+ q" x/ @  @
二五仔 # ]( T) i8 c' l3 c1 m/ i1 H8 `
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 - J% j# N# Q2 I- Y% L; [
琴琴青
7 z+ U/ p. h- E- u19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ' Z2 e$ @0 [" t* [! Q1 k1 e' O
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
2 Q' ]! `! ]( z. |# ~8 ^20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 7 F2 \- M/ ]1 I, p" D9 F+ |% q
蠢蠢欲動 。 ) G" E: f, f$ z
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 % Q7 o( Y+ F3 ^/ Y4 d. I
人山人海 。 " C# |( r% V$ z) m
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 # O+ D' S$ [  Z, T- u: V+ H$ F
你算老幾? , i! T, S5 E' h6 K  E. v
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
8 x9 N5 V0 F0 ]/ ]+ i8 x你講乜鬼?
1 _$ c! p/ n- A& R3 z' d8 B5 O24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
' \2 H* @3 p" K我驚你有牙！ , E  v+ G7 B4 m' b" ?& d! [
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
  V! Y7 b" ~  J( @, w, s  D; l4 w& T0 ^心花怒放。   . x9 H# n& C3 o# S+ _
Fish skin 9 U7 H$ v7 q0 {4 K4 e% D( j6 U6 W
鱼皮 。
6 E; u4 G% [2 k! z+ T7 \Monster of blowing water.
# E, R4 J5 \8 o, _8 i7 Z" m吹水怪。
. K0 f" z- I* e: ?; ^- `Face green green 8 L& E% H1 w% [7 a7 M9 ^
面青青。 ! D3 y3 u# G6 }; [  {
You see road carefully
4 f/ c: g( K+ D你小心睇路
0 N7 n; R" `' s: M4 H6 c6 g% nYou go to street carefully 4 O* @/ H5 k& j! r% n  }
你出街小心D。 8 O6 x. x" N8 K+ d, ^/ J& m. L
Do the world & ~8 o. P/ ?' f# B$ }: p
做世界 。 , v) b( K% s7 _+ F
Big tea rice & k- ]) g; ]" i( p) ]- _
大茶饭 。
0 k% j- q" G+ wAmerican chinese not enough. % E2 E) M2 q1 S( y
美中不足。 6 j, G& ^5 H5 y1 y! y. {
King eight egg. , \7 C" u0 \& J, U9 U- K. t6 x
王八蛋 ; b9 ^; V( i& |( S: L
High hand.
, y; J- F+ T7 i4 Z$ G高手 # v* B1 S+ s" c2 k& c/ `: U
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Old dot. 5 O$ r& M8 o: O  p1 j8 R5 j
老点
: {/ e$ K: N+ u9 P. OOne old water ! W# K$ ^* b9 x: X3 n8 O: I, \
一旧水
% P0 ?6 `! y: \) \1 gI know your mouse.
$ \1 x# E) ~( |- [8 d我识你老鼠！
. D8 l1 A. o# VMeasure water/Pound water. 2 I& o8 d! ]% X) t
磅水
  F' z% y$ q+ V& HA dragon service. 3 @+ U. ]5 `, Y- A9 p6 J
一条龙服务
  k4 z4 b- i% g! GPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 5 m: O8 m6 ?* _+ Z' @. r
我吹鸡打你班友。 0 |; {9 Y& Y) W% e; X. H
You jump building. 6 j2 Z7 b3 ^* I2 E
你跳楼啦。 9 s9 Q9 \# n- d$ q+ |1 a/ W& F
You come back home and eat banana - _  C$ h# \* n/ q/ U; q2 Q
你返屋企食蕉啦 + R4 k8 E; H* a% I0 [/ K( O' c3 p1 w
I give you a hair.
6 ?4 e) p- u) _, D5 `5 f7 H- m: u我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin ( p5 w& |$ K0 K, F, ]4 G
收皮
2 w" d9 J+ `" Y9 k% M, ?Collect father 0 _) k( |6 c$ V5 C2 X) D5 u
收爹
% E8 p8 [/ M+ x8 a4 sYou give me collect father.
% h  \8 T  w8 K. j6 L  T. x" v; d你同我收爹！ : I/ ?! |. _2 N
Laugh die me.
. v; S3 q& z# E  c/ \笑死我。 5 u9 }1 h0 n$ h/ J3 C; W# v
You give me stop.
8 i  a3 T5 p' ]/ b你同我企系度。
* X' u( n# U* w0 }: ~, r& GEight woman $ H) M# d* e# H. b" r+ b+ H
八婆 ) c4 s& C. r$ P- {% E- q  S* H( i
Eight woman,you are good!
4 B! C4 \. U: p& f+ y( j八婆，你好o野! + `6 M$ x9 F: |, K* k
What the spring do you do? . @4 t' t2 G3 [+ A
你搞乜春啊?
* ~' v% Q4 m: x3 L) IA dog of eating dung
' \  c9 H* b- v8 F' A1 r& p食屎狗 & z( Z: v7 {/ h3 O* J2 y
A ghost of ass
+ Z7 d* R5 L9 v& b% A7 e屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
8 ?0 N8 ^, F; K2 ]2 G3 @7 ^' N都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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' o6 C3 p! L( ntotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
2 ?; @4 K. ], Jthis is not hong kong style english.....
6 J- U/ ~/ c7 y  ]this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
6 Z" s  B( f: ti've already ban this shit...
* D( o/ R, C' s7 e0 z+ vdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.