香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
& U9 f3 q% e, ^0 W甘多人死，唔见你死。
8 W3 R7 L/ [2 t3 m" c2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
* F- Q/ \, `3 [6 C你教我以后点出嚟行?
1 @1 _: }8 j6 H9 j3 j: \& K3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
. j6 \2 v$ m- }( Z. p如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 . W$ n8 N# Q: m6 L/ Z
4 "I saw a pork chop"
6 }  y+ r+ ]* R, ]我见到件猪扒啊。
9 [1 S2 ~2 I, ]' ]& J5 Are you road?   Z0 ~& w7 C* n- i' P. d: C
你系咪路啊？
+ {) q! g" c) v1 @6 What the water are you? " ~2 Z  S: o, m5 w
你系乜水啊？ - X1 l0 [# K# }! ^# I+ j
7 Do you big me?
( a% q; {9 {  p' @. K* m你大我啊？
4 n/ n7 n) y- J! S% A$ d8 Zebra chops people. & @1 u6 ?6 X" e6 J. r
班马劈友。
) ~& D/ I0 a* a/ Z8 W# e9 The king of the cutting girl.
( \8 r. `% ~0 Z+ V/ J1 \. r5 X界女王。 1 `0 A. j9 ~1 W/ ]
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
8 n8 O' ]& m# e批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ! _. ]( @+ h# \+ ^! E
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ) d. O, o! K' a1 {+ t
你当我无到？ . o3 Q1 G$ M6 @% }2 ~" l
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   a) S( k, v7 \* I2 q' R
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ - z$ K. D% T' e0 r8 w( d8 b
13 Today I was very black son. 4 A6 k+ B+ q7 G
今日我好黑仔。
) z  }4 i5 T- B* V) U& o3 T14 I am wearing grass.
6 g9 g9 t; x4 J2 [我着紧草。
5 w7 U5 H# n, {: p* \15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ O. j4 p0 }5 h你未够班同我讲数！ 0 \5 ~8 D5 v# V% a
16 Two beat six.
* u% O3 R: o; e2 B# N/ e二打六   K: k; F& i4 T+ |% o: b; ~, A
17 Two five son.
& i! |+ p6 q6 m+ U二五仔
* V6 e2 t6 K. _; z' G9 w- n6 i18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 1 M& k# i7 d, C0 Y
琴琴青
) `1 f: P* d! V" Z19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
0 b4 g' X9 @$ V# j* n" }  g我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 9 Z) k9 P: @9 y4 f8 z7 T- {
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
% y# o  F( Q7 Y2 [/ C蠢蠢欲動 。 9 k! C, y6 J( s0 P% a3 [
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
& a$ t3 f1 r1 T# V: M& C人山人海 。 8 h# v: h4 U( [2 H
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
: \8 [0 R" ~7 }5 K- T8 T- o你算老幾? + k8 I+ c  c2 S; B/ S6 a# Q( I3 j
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
! y' Z- t( f  {6 A) D4 w2 ?你講乜鬼? ! c5 r, O$ T5 n
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
" }( u6 [/ @( ~我驚你有牙！
0 T' W! y2 x% `" }; `25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　   I. s6 R9 p2 c8 L. Z
心花怒放。   ' C& H! l7 |% b4 C) w
Fish skin , p, t) B# g% f# _" \0 Z
鱼皮 。
3 t; W* Q2 W' N8 ZMonster of blowing water.
" \) u+ R5 r' ~* Q吹水怪。 ) x" `/ M3 H' F/ o- [3 x
Face green green
/ V1 h& P) M9 M* h) k9 ^* N* j面青青。
7 J6 _! D1 D- _: P6 }1 w2 qYou see road carefully
, j6 C( m% Z: O: ^你小心睇路 4 X; d' C7 M  O6 q* e+ t) G. |& k
You go to street carefully
* U+ X1 n* T; y$ I. ^5 H& F# V3 M你出街小心D。
% T3 e- J+ W1 cDo the world
& }$ ]; p0 l& S$ y% v+ Q做世界 。
5 Q0 T. ]* p4 |- R/ [% ^Big tea rice
# E" w' G3 M, L  q: I大茶饭 。
7 W8 f2 ~! q% Q. g0 d3 ?5 T% }American chinese not enough.
& n6 F7 E! r9 D. c9 k4 ]美中不足。 % P9 j  I$ A3 V; ^5 m6 O' x
King eight egg.
5 J" D8 U) E. n' z2 Q王八蛋 ) s7 g  S6 |0 `; M) ]
High hand.
# w8 f- _) w0 o& b3 B高手
6 P6 f: W( h+ D9 ?! ?
( U1 v9 Y4 ~8 r3 {! J* p; n$ O+ WOld dot.
( n; H9 o8 d* N' _% h老点 1 b. Y9 {. N! q, S
One old water
0 Y- q" U8 c) J5 J8 B1 X一旧水
6 u& }$ c* ?+ [% [5 S5 X) YI know your mouse. ) o9 S- k, w% j( H, Q3 w
我识你老鼠！
# k0 w8 p; \8 ~" Y- y; xMeasure water/Pound water. ; _! m7 D5 j: Z  ?
磅水 , ?, |" B( I9 A1 D8 |
A dragon service. / W0 P# h" k4 d: d( z5 w- o9 r
一条龙服务
+ @# [7 T( f2 F* U- WPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
# E4 L, x; m3 q. l3 ?我吹鸡打你班友。   t: Y$ q7 u& f% Q% ~) o' R" H
You jump building. # h- E# {) V- c. x  x# s
你跳楼啦。
0 X: m5 r/ r% J. u- pYou come back home and eat banana 1 R% B3 m9 a0 b
你返屋企食蕉啦
+ l; _5 _8 o9 D( n1 D* |+ xI give you a hair.
! X* r6 p2 }2 `7 _9 [我俾条毛你ar! , m  L6 C) O! Z! T

5 B6 O( L- \1 \, p  k* }( PCollect skin
2 L: r! O# K' O* O- Q! ~收皮 2 |& T) O. `! B9 ?) a
Collect father ) d- t" Q# X( E  r/ D1 @
收爹 % h. `0 u# M5 Z: e
You give me collect father. 2 i- F5 t4 I9 s" i! C2 r
你同我收爹！ % ^) A  ?8 N3 `4 m# U1 I
Laugh die me.
8 }1 z: X8 }! d7 H: D笑死我。 ! P. }# W: z+ z# d4 E
You give me stop. $ p% u: S( [8 a: Y* n# ]
你同我企系度。 3 g3 ^, I* b7 ^% K
Eight woman
6 s( ?. V4 O# G0 S3 F% j6 m八婆 ( X; `2 B. I# P
Eight woman,you are good! ; S1 c  m- `- V4 o6 }6 X
八婆，你好o野! % L) o0 ]- D( Z$ r$ b
What the spring do you do?
- L6 O/ E5 _. A9 l0 f8 U: z! L) E你搞乜春啊? 7 W: E. ?- L( ~
A dog of eating dung # P! I: U& Z2 o! F, E! m1 Q% h
食屎狗
! U# [# k+ @+ N" J) S& K. hA ghost of ass
$ X: r( i4 m* j# N3 B屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....3 @0 Z3 p/ `1 ~8 M8 Y) S
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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3 }7 n3 }9 G' r/ j$ g/ h( @totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
+ T6 h2 f( V/ J$ F! [- S+ Y8 athis is not hong kong style english.....
& h7 J4 Z" a6 pthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
3 V6 C. Y. h9 Qi've already ban this shit...- ^2 S% k" D1 ~, A/ H" s/ t
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.