香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 i$ P3 q+ Z6 \8 R9 S1 V+ x甘多人死，唔见你死。
% x# A8 V  `% ?2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? / I+ n1 o2 O' V/ [9 A' {" @
你教我以后点出嚟行?
$ M* l5 w  L2 [; o3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. - ~5 R# I- U0 Q9 }
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
9 Q) [0 {% h5 ~, t3 c4 "I saw a pork chop"
" Q: ^: x9 \( S0 _) E  W我见到件猪扒啊。 ; x! n" F0 y( z- l, I
5 Are you road?
- I3 h+ y4 u7 \1 k6 q你系咪路啊？   W! w9 D0 D8 v* l+ Y
6 What the water are you? . ]8 H7 T( y  [$ B3 R0 h- H
你系乜水啊？
9 ?& \8 K- @6 X/ G7 Do you big me? ( h5 H# J; A- o6 y& h
你大我啊？ # h- b: L: V# g0 x8 V* |
8 Zebra chops people.
5 t2 d! R: R( B' y班马劈友。 9 G$ b, f. c& d0 U# a
9 The king of the cutting girl. , z# x0 n7 f  g5 |
界女王。
! w$ l  B- y+ I3 n! g10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
. f' B1 z+ i& s, @' B* d+ B; K  L批我个头俾你当凳坐。
9 G' o* e; M) g9 c- }3 P3 T7 `9 a- G11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
5 B( _6 \. @7 E6 I+ b你当我无到？
: L( W2 c2 W0 Z0 |+ p# L9 \12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
, T+ P, X# S. c3 V0 V8 M你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
7 S6 ~& A$ [8 [" G8 P9 Y' k13 Today I was very black son. : A5 _1 V; C  i4 }" v
今日我好黑仔。
$ g( {! C) ~7 R2 \; g5 X: \& P5 q5 C14 I am wearing grass. + S. g& Q+ @3 k9 V( K, @+ D3 {
我着紧草。 . U) A* P" S5 q- s4 ~
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 5 s: O1 @7 P# Q2 ?7 I& a+ r
你未够班同我讲数！
* u3 t1 L" ~/ P) M" n  P16 Two beat six.
3 u: C1 S+ i" g1 h8 V二打六 + s1 e9 L2 h/ e  A1 P6 i  Y
17 Two five son.
  R4 J2 K+ s: E二五仔   u4 C! C5 u6 X9 v: e
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 / a- h& _  N2 O$ z& I9 z# M/ X/ u
琴琴青
; n" Q3 I6 P, U7 Y, l2 T$ J19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
( W0 ]# A; X3 y5 K* Z- d2 K! }我俾D顏色你睇睇！
) Y$ l$ X3 m: f7 t# a20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 0 z# d% x2 s3 T- }
蠢蠢欲動 。 % T! M8 w/ H# W9 R3 a
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 $ @! ^4 X4 x7 u  U1 C, n- A/ A+ D5 |
人山人海 。 + X5 m2 r/ A' n) G
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
" ]  [' T3 M; Q+ A, G1 \你算老幾? & s' s, a: \7 ~7 @/ k
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ! O- ^/ G  ?' ~) m; y: |/ M
你講乜鬼?
! t+ t2 P" D6 |% ]  J* `; S24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　   \: }( ]; v) N5 E% o3 U# q. W
我驚你有牙！
# ?: Q2 _6 }1 Y" M& r% F. ~5 D+ c25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 7 ^* n0 |% i( i3 f2 f' Q/ ~( p
心花怒放。   
. G" F# [; W3 B: @6 F% vFish skin ! \& s+ I; I9 }/ r5 d! L
鱼皮 。 1 J# T: S# P. ?2 o
Monster of blowing water.
5 _6 _; V1 x0 ~# O+ U2 |5 S, \吹水怪。 . R. s/ s$ P2 ^
Face green green 1 v8 V5 \$ `7 q& }
面青青。 ( r8 D1 ?8 r/ y/ ?. t" u
You see road carefully ; w) o% N# H7 o& ^% M
你小心睇路
. K; `9 L5 D: l  `7 j+ AYou go to street carefully
9 r1 b5 B, `% D7 c8 _) `7 _: e$ V你出街小心D。 + a) o- \& g, ?1 B) ~
Do the world
- V- ]7 Y  }# O( |7 \做世界 。
' {$ ]8 T" G8 P7 k# ?Big tea rice
& s- g/ \" K. y- n# g( |% g大茶饭 。   f9 m1 Q; z# N  O$ y* j
American chinese not enough.
+ m3 B: }0 [8 m0 `$ b美中不足。
0 Y+ A" N+ M6 d, nKing eight egg. 0 x6 b0 B8 Z- Z* h1 |  I, l/ M
王八蛋
- }1 W- ]9 \/ THigh hand. . {/ @. x* d+ @# S, E
高手
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7 x; ~6 a3 p  |6 ?Old dot.
7 t& F; A' F9 G9 C3 G! Y老点 ) t9 B" A" i- `7 f( |7 P" f( Y
One old water
$ j- l" V; W  H5 A7 p/ b一旧水
9 }$ @+ ?! \. I' JI know your mouse.
5 d+ [! e7 m6 j, S+ p我识你老鼠！ 5 `* F; X( z4 V
Measure water/Pound water.
$ o) ~7 I/ K* N. _2 _7 \磅水
  _) B, X9 T1 d2 YA dragon service.
0 ?; D! m2 F/ B  ?6 h* G一条龙服务
! c. F7 r, l* B4 X, S- [Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 6 A+ Q9 G: N6 G2 A
我吹鸡打你班友。 , J. |6 |& N: ?/ l6 J9 s
You jump building.
! n3 Y, C7 y) H你跳楼啦。 3 {6 ~+ K. X4 c* {- g
You come back home and eat banana 4 z2 H, j8 o* a, z) [. C& ]
你返屋企食蕉啦 ) H! D. Q) d8 F& M  X( l0 X
I give you a hair.
$ A% [1 A0 g# e/ n: A* Q0 M4 N/ S. k我俾条毛你ar!
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Collect skin ; f4 m8 w/ n5 G( H; i. Q9 E
收皮   G1 s$ X. I8 P: y  Q/ ]' P% G0 @" H
Collect father
8 P* D% t' d3 e3 Y& k/ v收爹 4 B( M0 e, m4 l
You give me collect father.
7 X' E: t! K! d/ F. m0 E你同我收爹！ ; K; o4 o2 ^7 m: h9 ^, f) v& c9 s
Laugh die me. # F: H% W. _, ~* V1 r& M
笑死我。
. X6 R- z/ o. Y+ {$ YYou give me stop. ! }+ t/ H. b4 e& a/ z5 N1 S; ^
你同我企系度。   O5 U; r5 }3 w6 ?4 M8 j
Eight woman
  z- F# d1 ?/ v八婆
6 t5 a0 U  l5 ]& C* }- F1 J6 KEight woman,you are good! * }5 ]- d8 }1 w9 T% ^
八婆，你好o野!
/ _+ ^4 T2 \/ cWhat the spring do you do? # |# d  }$ v& }3 a6 ?5 \
你搞乜春啊?
, c4 [' R% w1 [  V/ y4 H' I4 KA dog of eating dung
9 `$ y; s! v3 U6 u4 {* p$ b! t食屎狗 ! R6 ?5 F; U' ~" [& W
A ghost of ass 1 @9 W% R/ u! n3 B( }+ ~% D
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
8 V+ G3 d. T5 w' _8 A都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......- V. P% p8 h5 t
this is not hong kong style english.....
& y+ O6 L" K, V  athis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....( J1 i7 }' K' F6 I; t  i* }
i've already ban this shit.... C1 Z/ \7 }0 ^* }
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.