香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
& t. |' C5 C* }5 X# l# [甘多人死，唔见你死。
; A" i7 e5 g- d0 p2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 2 g2 T9 O0 `, ^$ S/ G
你教我以后点出嚟行?
5 n4 I2 C  ^5 H* f8 }3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
7 t( E  k! }4 T' L7 Z% n如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 6 }" r$ K6 @5 O
4 "I saw a pork chop" & Q8 @- {7 a4 c& c8 t8 h  @  w
我见到件猪扒啊。
6 y3 ^# W* D* G: Q5 Are you road? 6 K8 ], O' n0 |4 k( L6 o4 ]4 k
你系咪路啊？ & H& d' i# D- V( {3 K! C, n
6 What the water are you? ; [$ N. @5 I% a8 I8 ^3 W+ H3 C
你系乜水啊？ - `' t0 s' c. q% P3 m# l
7 Do you big me? ; G/ t: ]6 S$ r
你大我啊？ - \0 ]- D# _6 O4 H6 G1 O
8 Zebra chops people.
% h4 R. J% L# ?班马劈友。
0 ^6 G% ?5 s7 B" G/ O9 The king of the cutting girl. 1 n3 ]1 t% i6 b# F6 P# v
界女王。 3 c2 F: _: D2 O9 T9 H
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. . X* m' S0 [' Z2 ^9 x# w
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
, N& d/ ^9 P& g7 \$ S: L3 y11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ; N, U- p" B8 ?# g* N, g& q. y  U
你当我无到？
5 n6 ?' h: ?, f' x. l* q' l9 R12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   R" C/ _4 X) }: m( m
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
( X" F5 Q/ i9 ^. r! i: `1 s! a, i13 Today I was very black son.
* Z2 x) C" ~7 j; J- d8 j  T5 ]今日我好黑仔。 - F* Z. j0 S3 V! D# @
14 I am wearing grass.
, r( a# [' g: {& o我着紧草。 2 e: M- ~; G' F! s- K& R. Y
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! # k0 f, b- w# |) i0 E
你未够班同我讲数！ ; W$ l+ ~! |; Z, o* Q
16 Two beat six. ( E) H- W: x: |9 Y! d
二打六
- `) n9 @# A" z  D: D2 X. t" y17 Two five son.
; s) M- M5 @; Y8 {& i二五仔
- {" C( g: a, x5 {18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
- Y1 O: Q- r  S4 I5 C琴琴青 - l* q/ T- @4 |
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
: B- E# @4 C. Q: u& S$ }我俾D顏色你睇睇！ : a: o- {) U% N, s6 H/ }  \4 n' }
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
3 \/ I  ?. \1 I" Z0 H4 I! a. A蠢蠢欲動 。 * _  |1 `- s& }9 L
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 0 l! u- a( a8 }7 _
人山人海 。 ) M+ z' z9 K1 S9 Z
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 . X& h" c8 }  g: X
你算老幾? 9 o3 Z5 U3 X! ?# ]( e3 I+ L, s% W+ ?
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
, ~6 d  ^7 v/ h/ w你講乜鬼? . ]( j. `: U$ D& i2 c/ L2 A1 L
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
, o! d. x- @0 o) M6 v4 W我驚你有牙！
7 m5 p: k8 }- h; e9 J2 E1 K25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
6 X" j, e# v& T0 i; c! ^/ K心花怒放。   
- T( \4 l4 m7 C  U0 r7 ~  v5 ^Fish skin ) p3 {7 O2 ]7 A" H0 ?6 b
鱼皮 。 . U" o5 {$ Y( Q4 Y& W
Monster of blowing water. ; W2 S8 k0 T3 V) A, e7 |( S0 c5 K
吹水怪。
; p3 a" V( I  N+ v" l( `Face green green / A( s* i$ G( M* I' c" E% N) r
面青青。 6 l+ v: u! b; p
You see road carefully 6 I! u7 A+ q9 L7 R7 U1 h- `
你小心睇路 + f1 n9 z" @9 _) }4 B% k+ ^
You go to street carefully
/ E7 z3 W1 C# |6 A' ^你出街小心D。
8 s# k5 s) M* a& t) @# yDo the world " k- H0 k+ ?( b2 y) V
做世界 。 8 T2 v4 W! {  h  w1 y
Big tea rice
+ \2 o6 A' V3 }2 @' k3 S* `- S& t大茶饭 。   T% h# H3 w; ]
American chinese not enough. & `  v' p% N- @% o2 N% `' O
美中不足。 2 Z* x) a( ^- [1 e& L7 A/ C0 |
King eight egg.
1 Y1 T# J) ~6 V王八蛋   b$ Y; F6 u) {( _! h
High hand. 2 _, R' U/ \7 g3 x" d
高手 " K0 ]0 t" h, R2 Q4 u9 g6 p* H

2 `  t9 Z8 D) k' y" @Old dot.
1 t, A) ?8 _# `! I老点
: t! u- U- p( r' H, BOne old water
5 ^" z" a) R) {( {" O! f) \4 @一旧水
; @% p5 |: R# |3 T# MI know your mouse.
: p0 g/ f1 |+ w- ^4 j我识你老鼠！
7 N: j) Q+ C# C, E" l8 I$ aMeasure water/Pound water. 1 [0 `+ k3 y) F& t. f
磅水 & z: B, q; \/ f0 i+ V" i
A dragon service.
4 q' i0 w6 [- k" o一条龙服务
, x* p) O. V8 r1 U% U: j$ SPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 8 {- z9 Y! U; F% G
我吹鸡打你班友。 3 o$ T7 T2 {( g* X3 L' t+ C
You jump building.
0 {4 Z3 f$ d1 y! _你跳楼啦。
( ^& n( Q8 a0 lYou come back home and eat banana
) {* k: R4 g- D3 \你返屋企食蕉啦
" u% ]4 T7 ^, l# A; u" kI give you a hair. . H% Q3 \6 [3 \" i
我俾条毛你ar!
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( P9 |6 G% a2 p! GCollect skin $ Q, i2 R+ W1 b$ p9 e; F% E
收皮
7 k* Z: U' G9 HCollect father
3 ~% `) y% t: D: G- Q% d收爹
4 ]5 o$ Q6 L0 U" n3 B" `You give me collect father. % c7 i& B2 S) n& w% z/ C, c
你同我收爹！ " m0 w8 w5 Y3 s  S& n  }' D+ X1 \
Laugh die me.
) w' V$ d5 b  [  V, Z4 o1 i' C笑死我。
& u) p8 D/ M7 Q6 [# g0 gYou give me stop.
& V6 k2 L, U" v5 P1 E6 B! u你同我企系度。
  }0 Y  R, U4 |* _4 `" zEight woman 3 c2 B0 \! O  H* a
八婆 $ q& o5 h# W  j( `% s& |
Eight woman,you are good! 1 \3 i$ Q. G. K8 o+ @/ z6 d2 `
八婆，你好o野! 4 h& `2 \7 \7 i# |5 f$ ]
What the spring do you do? & w. O# o/ o7 X: z! `4 B" ?
你搞乜春啊? ) ]% V- g7 G+ U6 h3 c" C9 u
A dog of eating dung ' S, V0 g( G5 B$ s. k
食屎狗 & D; E3 J$ F/ T
A ghost of ass 2 D& k0 \5 d& |, z
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意....., Z, u9 F* i. }& B
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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3 S. K9 \; v: [5 w" G- ktotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......) H, h3 v* G; C/ S/ q' E5 }: y) R5 X3 R8 A
this is not hong kong style english.....
1 G8 w$ Y% n8 |8 g' K* a% X* sthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....& _, j, g! g' H
i've already ban this shit..., p+ O+ v1 X/ ]' x- i7 s  U2 ^
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.