香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
- s3 `6 g6 m1 `0 E甘多人死，唔见你死。
2 C& @) v9 a8 {* a4 n/ u. U6 Y2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
  L$ y! Q, F: Y6 x$ y你教我以后点出嚟行? % D* S3 v( `2 F( v3 q6 Y6 X: F
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 9 g5 k; e+ ?0 w1 @/ f
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 + J2 Y: G- R. V$ [
4 "I saw a pork chop"
# h. E6 a# Q! Y" g5 G我见到件猪扒啊。
; X- @& ?  a7 L) u$ O+ g/ [$ w, X% h5 Are you road?
, L9 `1 x# ], R! y- c你系咪路啊？
$ a* U. t& r5 V0 T  u' m& h# P6 What the water are you? % `2 W( n- ~/ c: X& m% A7 V$ l1 b9 q
你系乜水啊？ 7 B* Y6 X+ @* G' L) r  F; Q( G/ g* y
7 Do you big me?
5 Y+ B+ b2 M' ~6 y# B' a你大我啊？
# `" J; }& a8 G! V. \" N8 Zebra chops people. ) z0 V5 M9 E( C& {( [! K
班马劈友。
4 A# Z# k: c/ ~1 P& a2 W9 The king of the cutting girl. ( A5 Q: y# V) @! D( n; ]' `9 b
界女王。 5 w7 i% {0 {$ G0 X# O- T' _- \
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
0 T: y/ s* ?: v4 L. J/ X批我个头俾你当凳坐。 # [+ G# a0 y; w2 U
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
5 A' T- R% R. l7 }8 M你当我无到？
! \) T( M. v, t2 I8 n12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
) {( e% ]" q4 Q2 t你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
* n4 ^0 W+ u. M3 l  x13 Today I was very black son.
3 z  p: x/ _+ {0 C) V3 K. n今日我好黑仔。
' v  V% N0 L4 M14 I am wearing grass. 5 W6 h2 |6 s3 \$ Q; ?
我着紧草。 , O' W, m3 ]; |0 I$ {
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ) |& G2 R$ q7 n, A% c1 r/ J0 j
你未够班同我讲数！ ' k. L) u% ?( Q5 H6 D# x5 f
16 Two beat six. 4 E1 P6 t  s5 m5 \' |1 ?, O
二打六
# Z* C  n: Y% O17 Two five son. ' [. q, S& v( L1 P2 F
二五仔
5 ^) _: ~' J0 A; l( g; K4 |5 q18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 / G8 M$ j' R% U& Y0 f
琴琴青
# Q) [' z8 [) _/ m: I$ T19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 9 M" O& O, x- t5 |  d9 K% a) K0 p) q
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
' F( R4 Y6 |) `# h20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 . D) t- K1 q0 p" R, L
蠢蠢欲動 。   E5 b1 X- Z. t
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　   `% S: \7 o( n& o
人山人海 。 + O' v4 ~  D; [% W- o
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ; E- ?8 J! c  p- t8 Y; v" }* M& e
你算老幾? 1 a* s& F9 t2 r9 C) c6 B( h$ T0 H
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 : |# W1 H! u! c0 P! N3 C
你講乜鬼?   w+ }! Y& @4 }5 ?( y; Q4 L, @
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 4 x# q5 T( ^% ], Z
我驚你有牙！ + h3 C) v+ u0 I* W" w
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 1 c) T* K  N1 T: }6 k: B
心花怒放。   5 T  N! L" a2 {
Fish skin ) m, G$ z) E6 ]( S) b
鱼皮 。 , E0 J8 w( w# h  ]3 h) I( d
Monster of blowing water.
0 w! {) m; o6 I7 T+ u$ u7 ^吹水怪。 - A5 _' a8 }# F8 J% }
Face green green
" D/ A5 P7 P) ^4 \8 O4 F面青青。
3 c1 \9 M0 G  m: Q! y3 hYou see road carefully . Q; a0 q6 b( y' ]1 G& ?
你小心睇路 8 |) P3 t  V1 F* e# G! J6 E$ q
You go to street carefully
+ A9 {9 [3 T5 o$ g9 Q6 I4 A" K你出街小心D。
3 K, H4 P; m% LDo the world
3 e' D  F! R; n做世界 。
( j& o, l, b% z9 G* }3 |5 S" Z: z6 KBig tea rice
* U- P  Q& A* u大茶饭 。 & v, f- l  H" b/ m/ w$ }  A. Z5 l9 Y
American chinese not enough.
4 S1 B* [) o' r( e: G' y% k美中不足。
* T& {5 c9 b5 K9 u6 C4 w! Q0 ZKing eight egg.
" A; k1 h, ~. G# e3 m王八蛋
5 j4 s5 `* c9 |# VHigh hand.
! j7 c* D" m2 c6 y  G9 I, e$ A高手
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Old dot. 8 D! y$ \& h' F! f. k
老点 ) Y' t: }# H8 L  p, t* C
One old water * }$ K' W% }( d) r
一旧水 & W5 `5 E0 H! I- d6 c* k% Z
I know your mouse. / i) h! d$ B; s
我识你老鼠！   N3 C% S1 Q( r+ A" c
Measure water/Pound water. 6 }3 t2 ~. X7 \* ]7 x  G$ K5 [
磅水
: |) S% b4 o% K! ~( eA dragon service.
! ~+ m& L; Y4 T$ l一条龙服务 ' ]. }% |6 e/ `  C; @
Pump water. + x( ~5 r! Q& e1 ~, ~
****
5 S8 l2 }: }7 V% xI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 3 u) F1 `3 f3 I: j6 v
我吹鸡打你班友。
2 f  Y+ L" g2 y9 {  \' D5 H; \# aYou jump building.
' B/ q/ y) _6 N你跳楼啦。 1 v/ X& ~0 Q: ?, c( Y& H5 c
You come back home and eat banana , b, `3 E/ F. K3 D% G# m* u
你返屋企食蕉啦
: B3 r7 q! o* `  n% L9 x! ^, L+ SI give you a hair. , j2 ?$ f( q$ p- r6 `
我俾条毛你ar!
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( o( A6 F4 x6 n/ m7 yCollect skin
+ `- U) Z0 W: ]# Q* I1 _5 E收皮
1 Q& \2 o% J6 o4 x/ a3 x' ]Collect father
- |0 T2 a* b- ?6 i/ N$ p收爹
9 b1 k2 Y% \% i8 P. D* uYou give me collect father.
& R8 T# p: F1 t$ p9 V你同我收爹！
1 n! V' K$ }: @" q  e* H+ ELaugh die me. 0 D. V" s& V. Z% m( o
笑死我。
# A# V& }& U- X# J1 Y% f0 j- B0 ]" d9 IYou give me stop.   j9 p* }+ E) w# B1 |
你同我企系度。
  o8 l) w! u8 j$ M  wEight woman
1 v: n% Y) h. u% b$ z* ^" V八婆 , A6 h2 p+ h. K$ F4 k7 ~
Eight woman,you are good!
8 j. {0 L" z" p八婆，你好o野! & N8 K- c( O3 w$ r$ `
What the spring do you do? , r# x, q6 T2 A" U
你搞乜春啊?
4 ~5 X+ Q3 }9 ^A dog of eating dung
4 S. Z/ [  m9 ]( {- \8 j食屎狗
% M' Y6 Z2 M" v$ [  P9 NA ghost of ass : _% g& o4 _- D( U# f
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....- t! e+ E: \5 [/ D) \" p
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

/ o, }0 j5 t+ V0 [% F0 S

5 A6 |( H; t8 Stotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
% p* h0 l; t" a7 M- Zthis is not hong kong style english.....3 @! T8 f; m; w/ \
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....9 k! M+ o6 v7 p# G: N3 C
i've already ban this shit...
; b) C. m  ^+ _2 h5 p6 T/ B4 Odon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.