香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. : |0 H' S" A( G2 X  w. y5 N$ `
甘多人死，唔见你死。 5 z7 ~1 ^, V3 E" N
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
5 h2 b0 Y4 T! _2 J6 A你教我以后点出嚟行?
. D" p4 \) j5 I/ [' X7 O3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. + M. g, X1 W( ~! P
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 3 ?) ?* {6 y/ H  C8 l* r
4 "I saw a pork chop"
/ D" Z( y, Q+ @* K我见到件猪扒啊。
2 U- x' O' J8 A% I- }7 o5 Are you road?
$ Y2 S( @2 W; n. ^3 v: J: o! ?你系咪路啊？ ( M9 [6 h: {) E
6 What the water are you? * J( {7 {# e/ b( U
你系乜水啊？
' p' z2 K; t% {* }! b1 c7 Do you big me?
7 B  x& Z9 _& v0 V; L你大我啊？
; C7 b; o% @; c: f$ v( O8 Zebra chops people.
( }" T( J) F6 R5 k班马劈友。 4 b; c" [, L/ R" c, L0 r9 k
9 The king of the cutting girl.
# }: S- H* C1 h, o( @8 l: r界女王。
9 V( m- F: ~$ D10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 4 F1 a1 S8 I. I/ L
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
0 c# O& U0 }. q3 ?11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ) n0 E% n2 f! y# u- q% m
你当我无到？
0 c; i9 i# H$ [& t12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.   b8 u+ O1 J* ?# j! J5 n3 `
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 8 ^$ l* A" W% u6 f
13 Today I was very black son. 7 E0 v0 T* {8 g  Q. e/ L' Q
今日我好黑仔。
. ^4 a9 D7 c1 ^' u* s& ]) ^14 I am wearing grass. ' C8 B# t+ H) r
我着紧草。
, O0 S2 ]( q. E2 L& `( o15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! " q) x! G* }# n9 D- a/ N/ ~/ s! Z
你未够班同我讲数！
) j! s# {6 t8 Y2 \. M16 Two beat six. ) e+ P5 W; c, ]! T
二打六 - _5 o5 ?& m3 S' h7 w; _% j# F
17 Two five son. / z/ u% Y* s9 M- _
二五仔
" {  B, C% |8 s9 k+ y- X  V6 Y18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 * o! ]7 f! ~$ D) b1 c
琴琴青 2 U7 f5 E9 Z8 g- e
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 . y; w3 j/ a3 ~; B1 E% v+ }
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
/ r" {' N# n. r% V20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
( M, J, `# L) d9 n0 R2 V2 [( c8 j蠢蠢欲動 。
: p+ T% V  O9 v2 p. C* L; K21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
! G7 l. e4 H7 [) a人山人海 。 0 a2 d; m/ o( D! T; ~
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 $ K$ d8 W; F* M# m" U4 t, @
你算老幾? 5 w: F: V1 b% K+ M/ B% q0 \8 R
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
8 j" y7 q+ g' N你講乜鬼?
. _$ n8 Q  U$ D/ f) z+ R0 v. k24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
% j) _1 B8 C' i! u; W* T: A我驚你有牙！
: ]2 s; e  X0 ?& q; C- @25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 - ?; U5 F6 i2 i6 H8 s" F) S/ d
心花怒放。   ; w/ P' K1 H( ?+ m6 \, a5 o
Fish skin + M; j% F! [5 q& o0 c7 i
鱼皮 。 / q+ _- A- ~) C) H, i4 N
Monster of blowing water. 8 G3 W. Q$ ~+ l) p+ v/ r$ f8 h
吹水怪。 9 [. [3 M5 L: y+ {- }# d
Face green green * q) H+ P) r: l. b
面青青。
# C- _( [  F3 j# ~+ J+ {You see road carefully
: r4 o; h# R+ @  l8 r你小心睇路
) T' o& f+ G3 p: NYou go to street carefully ! `/ s: r$ g! a7 y
你出街小心D。
0 U7 l: P+ y# Q* |% |Do the world
1 {! |8 }  X( |* p! V做世界 。
7 \% L" l5 \9 h- j/ gBig tea rice ! o4 S; J+ `  @! n
大茶饭 。
; w5 W8 }0 E! n6 I  a  B- FAmerican chinese not enough. $ |  h8 b2 c+ {) Y1 i+ b8 h- i9 I
美中不足。 $ C  I( Z- j+ f2 x5 T0 ~% v
King eight egg.
8 ^: c# i) J9 _5 q8 I, c王八蛋 : \  v0 |: T- c; w3 Q
High hand.
1 G9 I6 Q. K5 g$ D高手
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4 N0 u% o6 O* k9 p" w5 \$ UOld dot.
( W, [2 o  O7 o) q8 |老点 : n5 Z9 z) K. ~/ M% }2 t4 J8 W
One old water   u3 B! T- _! H5 H( g/ {( _
一旧水
% V# v7 I$ @; J$ V9 Q/ a8 T! \2 KI know your mouse.
, \3 U. F  w% ^我识你老鼠！
! l8 C/ a1 ]+ m0 A+ [! W* I/ lMeasure water/Pound water.
8 H) ]% ?+ [1 b$ b( J磅水
0 S& R. E. N" \2 k9 y1 q* s) \# BA dragon service.
  }- W+ F1 V4 L' q一条龙服务
9 F0 n1 F' X1 ^/ n! |9 ~1 a7 xPump water. 7 O; ]% Y- A) J. {" `+ w
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 2 C$ n# ~* f: t; c, t* `
我吹鸡打你班友。
$ m5 A' P4 Z/ U" r8 QYou jump building. ; u4 K0 D  q  k3 [9 z
你跳楼啦。 0 n/ _7 Z" H* R  a
You come back home and eat banana
; |' c1 D, \+ J& a( `0 }. s1 K你返屋企食蕉啦
, @+ k. W9 `, K1 }I give you a hair.
) t! G  a. Z1 T3 T我俾条毛你ar! ; s8 _) a' V/ f" m" q% Q
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Collect skin & x: [+ V9 l9 s$ k3 Y- z: ]
收皮
8 n1 \& v5 C! Z* FCollect father , I8 s! G' d7 y. `* L
收爹
* u* ]/ A/ @! e- ^6 QYou give me collect father. 9 g4 O' T5 H6 N! `
你同我收爹！ ) x# k* a5 S+ U5 |' v$ E4 {
Laugh die me.
. ]/ @2 u% \: |% V笑死我。 , ?  `. W+ ?" Y# x6 V" `
You give me stop.
* _" F8 R7 W. Y5 q/ R4 R) k你同我企系度。
% O% b$ p3 r# C$ QEight woman
8 j. V6 N4 T' y% h, a- ?5 u2 A/ ~八婆
( i$ l3 p. {% S2 X6 qEight woman,you are good!
3 W4 ~/ x; x# S4 N八婆，你好o野!
# H( c# z2 \8 G+ u# b' R4 YWhat the spring do you do? : j" K  F# Q0 _2 z
你搞乜春啊?
4 [8 {4 M4 b+ i+ BA dog of eating dung
8 L1 E2 e& i9 f  j4 M) a  ^: T' T食屎狗 , [0 t5 n/ e: E2 z
A ghost of ass / V" @0 u1 ?, s' w% [) b
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
( o0 I' d" c5 D* C! e. @都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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6 q1 T0 x/ w8 \1 K' T" d0 g* B3 Stotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
% A& {( G, @9 \: M* Sthis is not hong kong style english.....! P/ q: G. Y7 y3 t  Z* S* p: P
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....3 `6 I4 P+ ?, |: ]; D
i've already ban this shit...
4 O) M5 l: K2 _' o( V9 M- ^0 ldon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.