香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 B$ H' B, w) x' |甘多人死，唔见你死。
/ \' O! J) ]3 Y; V: b5 \( q1 Q2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   g: L& q) f0 j, w& R( c: F+ q; Y
你教我以后点出嚟行? 1 j% C( `8 I! Y, l3 w+ N
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. + ]4 Y  t& W* c. g
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 / u: f( h8 T" X! [6 G# @7 M! \
4 "I saw a pork chop"
6 q6 i  a; T/ O5 l! f+ D7 T: T我见到件猪扒啊。
4 e* a8 R& [% b0 L. v! o3 b3 m, a5 Are you road? ; _) b$ ~) K  v% c5 ?/ `  K
你系咪路啊？ . |9 l" J7 t4 O* C7 q' q5 \1 P2 D
6 What the water are you? : c* u' M  e2 t$ U' Z
你系乜水啊？
: ^% E8 l& Y. R7 c! m0 F7 Do you big me?
( L: n" s9 r# K* S1 P你大我啊？
3 F+ f! h+ M" o+ E0 e3 Q2 M" h8 Zebra chops people.
3 [+ `6 Y) ]( F& j# B& O班马劈友。
; y' _! T' n1 @; S5 P& P9 The king of the cutting girl.
4 o/ o4 x/ A$ y) j, m& n" d界女王。
5 y2 w( g: m% ]4 x# F1 r1 _* a10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
" A" k2 t* ]5 r6 I7 s8 \批我个头俾你当凳坐。
0 J* Z5 S& \9 _4 p11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ) j6 [, c: g. s+ h4 P3 b! @6 p. I
你当我无到？
1 x) p# K" u# p* W" n  d12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
  i, N$ b8 h! h# G7 @* r你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
/ a' Q' g2 i- h5 A6 J* T13 Today I was very black son. 6 N  I$ Y% R' ^, `/ }1 C# `6 p
今日我好黑仔。
% U1 m: }8 `2 f14 I am wearing grass. ( ?" [! ~* [9 R& k+ Q
我着紧草。
, o; s, x. c. b& R2 I  l1 g0 `/ {15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
, @/ ~5 Y  O/ I4 @你未够班同我讲数！
6 s3 C! L6 X' w3 C' l# |; {16 Two beat six. + D. s& n7 A& w+ D
二打六
% M/ k2 n' U  `" p17 Two five son. 5 A: n) N6 c7 k# f: P6 r
二五仔
$ ?/ h5 j9 H* w2 [& J; a0 I18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 . k/ Z  v; P" S0 J3 ~
琴琴青 , ~! t1 t3 @. z3 z& \! I4 ^5 e
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
3 v1 ^- J& l0 G6 V6 U; E我俾D顏色你睇睇！
# h8 o2 N" c4 `; c# Q9 F! a20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 2 S/ c, `$ t+ j) }9 E  ]9 h$ Z
蠢蠢欲動 。 ; B% k, ^6 O3 z( G* L0 L) s
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
0 V0 Z/ R: x5 W/ c% L5 J9 ~人山人海 。 ( J6 K/ l2 @' a3 d( a8 e" S  M
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
* I- ~' F2 l/ c1 E( z6 t你算老幾? 1 i4 N5 w& [) O; T, `) s1 W0 J
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 + A: W( Q- F! I9 W2 B
你講乜鬼?
# W' t% o- _! ?8 W$ p24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
3 J+ r7 W& q, }我驚你有牙！
$ P- h5 s+ ]3 y: l1 p25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 5 w" f9 m/ r- y) a' `! a
心花怒放。   
5 g5 S# H: A; k" q1 r6 aFish skin
* I0 h. o; D+ m5 g& F8 G3 s! V鱼皮 。
$ G& w, Y7 @% xMonster of blowing water. 5 a$ O8 z, A+ K* S3 t! R
吹水怪。 8 R- `- N' ^  k' I
Face green green 3 z+ l/ v) O( v$ ~
面青青。
5 e0 \3 P! c4 I% C4 H) VYou see road carefully
4 o6 V& y# t- V7 K. F你小心睇路 1 T9 `3 |: y4 ?' Q9 m/ x' v8 g
You go to street carefully $ C2 s! y2 O' Q+ w0 X
你出街小心D。
1 _. A8 a: _7 F! M6 Q1 _4 V6 xDo the world
( T3 v- Z* x# \: D7 R3 w做世界 。 * |: [. R3 c% u: N7 ^$ m7 ]
Big tea rice
7 t6 S8 ?  ?8 g. n. f; K# O) S大茶饭 。 6 a% H- z: w) k' ]' v. v' d
American chinese not enough.
, Q' q& _9 B. q美中不足。 ! e' [2 U* ^0 d( v6 O+ R# |0 f
King eight egg. . S9 W: e1 _1 A0 t  \2 Q3 `
王八蛋 : |  v: h) s! i& U% x- S( c
High hand.
/ A3 C& \/ h0 o2 D* i4 L' X5 w/ n高手
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3 K( z( F! ?8 b. {: i8 lOld dot.
" \+ u$ ?& y2 l2 A9 q老点
" V& Z4 |' {% t- P2 AOne old water 2 j* T; \) B( J( [; l
一旧水
0 n* k! U4 t' G5 M; GI know your mouse.
& R1 D" F9 G) g" b我识你老鼠！ " T, o; t% A! V3 O
Measure water/Pound water.
+ Y1 t* `, N$ ^5 `/ Q. @磅水
! _- `0 V, j+ \! X% o% }A dragon service. # ~: v2 h8 `: D/ F! a4 j7 n
一条龙服务
. H* ?. L3 e5 M, iPump water. 0 \& A% K, X! f7 q' Z! C7 ~
****   ~3 z, u0 C8 ~  B+ P* w
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
9 l1 w5 z  z6 ]- S我吹鸡打你班友。
) ~9 Z( c1 k: Y6 ]/ KYou jump building. ! {7 d9 I/ H: S4 s; R  }
你跳楼啦。 5 z  Z" v! V6 G, p
You come back home and eat banana . W' I6 s$ U$ p  f
你返屋企食蕉啦 ( x  X6 [7 Z3 j
I give you a hair. 6 W! k3 W' z- N8 s  [1 L
我俾条毛你ar! ' F6 t) @6 h2 B* i+ q
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Collect skin
9 }$ V; }/ A' O4 N. S  U5 E! m$ w( v收皮 1 A4 _9 z$ y8 l3 [
Collect father
$ j, e/ F% m% w- u收爹
" i7 P* K9 D/ Y2 N, Q+ x, @  E4 gYou give me collect father.
  c8 i& U" R2 p你同我收爹！
1 _& _5 O7 \* L, A1 A$ ZLaugh die me.
5 n/ X) v8 a2 x4 Q5 p- A: E笑死我。 # b/ q0 v' \5 b3 Y6 `- Q
You give me stop. + N4 k2 v* a4 K
你同我企系度。 : j/ ~& o" |  G7 k# b
Eight woman 1 u) M" I# U6 F  B2 X% ?' K  H
八婆 9 x" w5 m, l/ R2 D% E' c
Eight woman,you are good! 2 o- [. ^/ o) h. C) W
八婆，你好o野!
( s1 ?3 R4 t- mWhat the spring do you do?
" a( G- n! }8 N0 ?$ z你搞乜春啊?
* O4 G0 C( p1 r' hA dog of eating dung + \. _* f# B2 p: o8 w
食屎狗
6 h! x* ^' J' o' \. {% @% ^+ A' WA ghost of ass & b/ r+ t/ J, N2 O) ^
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
$ _% A* F% }+ _9 @4 M) H" w+ J: g都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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# F0 ?% L5 O4 ]8 d+ s/ \totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......0 ]- [/ r2 ]# r7 S9 l" |
this is not hong kong style english.....
# Z  c( I* x" l1 r$ N) R) |7 N+ R9 _" L  }* Fthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 {1 B7 q, c/ T: Z0 O
i've already ban this shit...; Z+ [3 a7 X; D# ]% W
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.