香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. / E, k; M0 g# z6 X9 G
甘多人死，唔见你死。 " c  U' O9 ]* j0 K
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? # @( R0 {" ]( m8 `2 n' s
你教我以后点出嚟行? 5 i7 ^2 S& e3 p4 r
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ; w/ x- n/ p  n; M# _
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
: t) J) B" Y* X3 v* v' W7 k4 "I saw a pork chop" " o( E& E' s% p4 ]. {
我见到件猪扒啊。
' V# Y, a% N  A7 |# B: b5 Are you road?
% _' B* q( f. r" [  W8 v4 \# q2 X你系咪路啊？
: T: b. x  Y: D; C1 U0 o/ L6 What the water are you? 4 e; f% d* b2 d# ^! X
你系乜水啊？ " c- S& E8 A# {0 H$ v' P8 K
7 Do you big me?
  t8 p) N! x- N1 v1 F, }! |. V你大我啊？ + y  T3 v" {7 C0 m, b  i9 ^( f
8 Zebra chops people.
. {" T: r" o# K& N  ?  {班马劈友。 $ Z6 s( X% S  H4 F, w  G
9 The king of the cutting girl.
. H  r7 k. |) ?$ t& n) m, T界女王。 $ O' g2 a, \8 O# T
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
2 }" K( k7 J* v7 n* Z批我个头俾你当凳坐。
! W, |' }; R' ?! b4 U" X" R11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
# l' [. i8 E, n$ }0 S8 Q5 n你当我无到？
, A( m- ?$ v5 F+ D/ O* ?12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
: A: J- n$ i+ N+ A* V$ U; [你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
" L5 ^  D2 E1 C1 A) I8 T13 Today I was very black son.
9 ?5 P' h  R. c' s今日我好黑仔。
5 A+ H8 t! j" g1 _8 [14 I am wearing grass.
# ^8 w$ O- n& M7 ~6 e7 C我着紧草。 ! b  B7 ^9 D; ?5 K5 H7 u
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
% u. }/ B3 ~1 n* ?8 d& z+ E你未够班同我讲数！
0 @" N- V& D: R( f  M16 Two beat six. : }5 q" }4 q* Z$ |" P, _. ?3 ?2 a& w
二打六
6 j# {$ B4 T1 Z; A- a17 Two five son.
5 n5 M* _! k4 ~$ X( l二五仔 5 B2 u8 @* P5 N1 Z) w3 x$ ]  c4 U
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
7 \$ D5 c) c! U3 G: x! j. C$ h! C* x琴琴青 ' L2 D& R6 N1 e/ a% b) ^: _
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
/ l9 A4 w4 ^9 W' {1 L) Q( J我俾D顏色你睇睇！ , d7 E# t$ x& }7 v' s
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
: r; Z. i1 U& D5 D蠢蠢欲動 。
3 O7 U% K' r2 t& i6 t+ q: h0 m21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
0 K- V) N) U4 D" H7 y人山人海 。 ' k& g( l4 `9 a' `, W# ^
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
+ D! H4 T, d8 ^4 S: Y4 p你算老幾?
2 Q' c% D1 W8 @1 @) }23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ! e5 @& J+ |; F( v( P: K/ P8 D% l
你講乜鬼?
( B& H3 i/ N0 t5 \24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 2 ]4 P7 `4 a7 O+ [3 r) I6 g
我驚你有牙！ % Q+ s# ?7 ^1 N1 k$ o
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 2 O) T4 v4 s1 s$ t
心花怒放。   / s' H5 c6 Z4 C. R9 k
Fish skin 7 O0 B8 U5 M$ q0 j
鱼皮 。 ) E$ D0 E# P2 L' \. ~( {0 ]6 m* H
Monster of blowing water.
. C2 e& C2 z, B$ g吹水怪。
$ J, S& L+ X+ S5 r" sFace green green
7 q, x, f* W( e面青青。 ! G1 m& _) h9 Y; K0 s
You see road carefully
$ i1 `/ u" y/ T. L你小心睇路 + h- X( o, n/ \* W! e1 z# ]
You go to street carefully - x3 l: i8 p. t! F) }* l8 A* L
你出街小心D。 & Z4 n9 u/ N1 g
Do the world * g0 `' @) g; d0 y1 d4 A4 q/ [7 O& W
做世界 。
( E$ a& s9 V0 b1 r, lBig tea rice 8 J4 [( V& d! i. T/ ?5 B
大茶饭 。
* Y. F, k% j# \- J  \( `American chinese not enough. - I( _( O  E1 N/ m: s! I8 N& ]
美中不足。 8 l1 W/ }6 Z1 T0 u7 l% B% }: I; H2 G
King eight egg.
/ N3 i- s- l' U7 Z8 r王八蛋
! i& ?! S, M4 ^  v# X. e9 EHigh hand.
& m! z) E# g! o高手 . r" J, }1 T2 m( ?7 {* S

! X6 O! M4 A/ x) F5 B  SOld dot.
& v& D  W0 _4 h2 H2 F+ ]" _老点
% _! b: [' m! Q7 N9 [One old water
0 j, y7 Q" w! t( D  J一旧水 % }2 W' z, r' _6 x; z. \4 N$ e
I know your mouse.
) t; W  k) P% q1 H% P我识你老鼠！   ]" p2 G2 ~7 `* M
Measure water/Pound water. - c6 |& `0 V% Q: }( m% e1 |, P
磅水
! w: {5 N2 x* l4 ^$ h# N5 V- h: t- iA dragon service.
, B5 |" k3 @7 d; \$ K一条龙服务 4 K- F; v  j/ B4 y0 P
Pump water. ' Y. e- f$ b* {8 ?
****
, m. J" H) t+ C# YI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.   L& r% }) ?5 _; ?& D
我吹鸡打你班友。 , F9 p4 ]/ i; q- @3 _; C( y
You jump building. 5 v8 q8 Y+ s3 u
你跳楼啦。
/ }( J0 f9 r1 w' DYou come back home and eat banana + V( k; E' ?' Q+ F8 ?3 f
你返屋企食蕉啦
1 a6 `: ]2 e& t5 @# G7 P) qI give you a hair.
! S# r) Y& _9 v$ p2 K我俾条毛你ar! 5 m3 V7 a$ o6 G$ s! @6 D! g
9 u6 e3 p' |3 }4 b3 j3 H8 M
Collect skin
  R+ H3 k/ o$ Q6 {/ M, m% d3 O收皮 ! C4 M3 e" M$ M
Collect father & Y5 Z2 \1 W6 v
收爹 ; ?3 v  h8 j! }, \4 A( g! u. {: h; h7 D
You give me collect father.
+ K$ u, m3 ^% `1 B你同我收爹！ + B" A7 d0 ?* }/ C0 l; @, P
Laugh die me.
! Q. ~0 v6 T6 W  B0 L( T; b% o$ v笑死我。
' z& v  x! a7 q+ G/ K0 h% l. dYou give me stop.
% N/ e/ r' L+ {  C- ]你同我企系度。
6 k0 }' G& Y; k( Q* PEight woman 9 e* P4 Z0 F- x8 P- L
八婆
: A3 U) c8 X& w& l: u. A$ b+ V. rEight woman,you are good! ' w' k4 ?- W) S7 _3 X8 U
八婆，你好o野!
" g1 ]: k7 y$ lWhat the spring do you do?
3 D. l( s' W6 R: B5 M" y你搞乜春啊?
+ f  c, h; C0 i. yA dog of eating dung
" B9 m: j5 T4 U/ r) ?. s) s食屎狗 ' f& _' B5 |- F
A ghost of ass
& _1 T: S0 m0 b& {1 K. Q/ F# x屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
# d6 h/ l0 X! ~2 f! ~; X. S  s9 _1 b都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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7 t0 R( f6 t8 R! }% v' l( Utotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......  v9 }% W3 E  H* t  k  R) h8 f+ ~
this is not hong kong style english.....
: D# t0 D7 Y: r. E# `this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....! ^7 I$ `) @0 |, `8 m/ J
i've already ban this shit...0 v& l, O% R! k, ^5 ]7 p
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.