香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
: z/ e6 m' o/ t. J1 M3 G2 N" X甘多人死，唔见你死。 $ _; f7 B+ }/ W' q  [  F( A
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?   p. v; I) ?! t# c% [, c
你教我以后点出嚟行? $ S4 [; f/ `' h0 f2 Z
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 6 f, o# F5 z2 E; {& c" X; R
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' u9 S- _( G+ Z5 x( Q
4 "I saw a pork chop" 3 I) n0 G; p! Q& x% U
我见到件猪扒啊。 + D/ \. ^1 O* q- h
5 Are you road? 8 m; W/ f) F+ f2 H$ P4 O
你系咪路啊？
8 t+ A4 z  h  W6 g5 Q6 What the water are you? " q" `4 E/ D+ Y+ F4 q4 s0 {
你系乜水啊？   R( L* c$ ~: _( _) u( {
7 Do you big me? - Y" e6 M0 d/ K4 Q; k5 w
你大我啊？
9 O; N* ]  s* z' _7 {$ l0 H: Y8 Zebra chops people. $ F; a# l" @1 d) X& D
班马劈友。 - H) Z/ q& `  n5 o
9 The king of the cutting girl. ' p- @" c! Z( N5 L3 b7 y. r
界女王。 ) D1 F; A: z+ a8 Z! \8 B) z
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
9 E: `( i7 g: n" C2 K8 b; R5 @1 g批我个头俾你当凳坐。
% z0 B# _/ o) H11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
5 Y( T; h/ S9 I3 ?, h你当我无到？ + B# |" @9 ~* a; r2 q5 Z$ A5 ?* ]8 [( c
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. 0 D' ]$ J) D* T" n
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
0 L$ b( |; Q1 q3 E# ~5 d; @0 W$ B13 Today I was very black son. . D8 L+ z+ m5 r
今日我好黑仔。
- \9 x# e: f9 W( I7 j" T/ R7 M14 I am wearing grass.
6 n$ E0 T" l" X我着紧草。
/ u) ~/ L+ D9 [( o15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
( j# ^, N* d. |0 \/ ~# \' Q) u你未够班同我讲数！ 0 L4 ]0 t" v' e5 x( T% V
16 Two beat six.
" r1 i; C3 k/ U2 z" E3 T7 k& k& i二打六
, o4 u7 i+ o7 Q" e17 Two five son. 6 m  |- o: N' B- v
二五仔 . x: H1 ]% N7 g% n! l( I
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
+ c. b. f2 t$ t2 s' Y& A6 F) [琴琴青 * M3 l& R+ q: e* S: m- \! [
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
) n7 |& J# j4 |: [' W, e我俾D顏色你睇睇！ : b# k$ F0 n% J( }
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 / @; q! V' K9 r+ q( I. q
蠢蠢欲動 。 ! x! b4 _) p% E, n) ^2 z6 V
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
7 [& a# q0 S& `人山人海 。
9 s. T& d6 `2 z6 A4 ?* R. j22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 , L. k6 Q% D  m9 m
你算老幾? ! X9 q$ r% j3 V" V) Z. O" h. U
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
# W, K( G1 g1 U! [$ u5 i* i# u# |你講乜鬼? 3 k: @4 I. w+ {' a9 I% I
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
" W# u6 M7 @/ S+ B! R4 Q, F1 @4 P我驚你有牙！ ( s8 a& R( m4 r5 @2 F
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 : I5 h5 Z( H3 Z8 X
心花怒放。   
+ J% F( L7 E5 T2 U2 DFish skin   b- a1 B" F: R; l  Z* }
鱼皮 。 : \, r+ A  g, i2 o5 M& X4 |, ?
Monster of blowing water. , `% D" h2 J% ^  ?" R
吹水怪。 * V5 ]9 T3 `0 E4 v, m; Z
Face green green
$ ^! |6 T" X* M; r+ U1 V: O面青青。   M, l' U! {+ D3 c" ]4 t& H; X
You see road carefully ( z# L$ g2 o7 O1 j' ~
你小心睇路 ' z7 _$ U: [9 j' S# [3 _
You go to street carefully ) C. J) B% b, U$ ^$ b- t  x4 D
你出街小心D。
3 Q  X3 S# K8 @6 q$ ~9 oDo the world , Q: K- q, F/ b! h2 L7 z; j  m
做世界 。 $ W( |! j2 p3 m$ R9 L
Big tea rice
9 i% a% Z8 r# Y/ F0 A6 j大茶饭 。
, l2 B) M4 Y5 p4 ?( H' u. FAmerican chinese not enough. ! p7 L; x1 q! l) X( s( P8 }
美中不足。 : |$ i7 `* d5 [$ o$ C. U  J
King eight egg. & c( Z; c4 }& z# C9 E
王八蛋 * K' q, Z9 H1 f6 W2 \" q5 X
High hand.
3 H% j# ]! Q: J0 w高手
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Old dot.   B; d* Z" Z  I
老点
. ^% ?; A. }1 @One old water : u! {- @9 x/ }
一旧水 7 _0 l5 d% P) ?2 T& x
I know your mouse.
' |% s: }5 `% Z我识你老鼠！
  |5 b# I( V" A0 @% d4 \Measure water/Pound water. 5 z4 j( C' Y/ `
磅水 & V2 ?* D5 O. t+ k1 d" b
A dragon service.
3 u# `( w8 d' m9 h* o0 k1 g2 D9 |: K- l一条龙服务 & H7 a* C, M, F9 ~
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
+ m3 B9 b/ s; y3 ^1 e6 s  x. }我吹鸡打你班友。
0 S0 L7 r4 ]; ]You jump building.
( K) {& w, K5 @你跳楼啦。
) }6 W& O- _0 ?. F9 I( `2 Q" dYou come back home and eat banana ) }8 _3 F2 Z9 f$ e+ @: R0 v
你返屋企食蕉啦 + q  F$ d2 V3 A( L) l
I give you a hair. ! m" `0 s- A5 j% Z
我俾条毛你ar! 9 T6 b0 J! f. k* ^0 n9 j
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Collect skin
2 V+ h+ Q7 t* S9 `收皮 3 w, X7 P) v9 i1 E* l! W* ]
Collect father
) n+ k2 f8 C0 U3 c收爹
) k; E$ r0 D6 @# \5 HYou give me collect father. + T1 i. ]$ n' w7 H, [& N
你同我收爹！
& P' ?$ A' z; g) FLaugh die me.
# t- B3 L$ U; Y% j  u笑死我。
- r. s8 d* i# ]$ x8 nYou give me stop.
+ f) \& G" D' M" u" G4 _( V% Y你同我企系度。 1 `4 i! H+ D+ I' x  E- D
Eight woman 2 ?) K3 O& }) O+ X/ b9 m
八婆
2 |9 s* F  [) `3 ?Eight woman,you are good! 6 X4 f& M% n& J& N" n/ T
八婆，你好o野!
0 j+ D4 h0 d1 b+ |: Y( a" |: sWhat the spring do you do? : P" K: _, b- y6 x7 U/ U5 h
你搞乜春啊?
7 T# s$ ?9 l7 T% \, e" v/ ~A dog of eating dung : i1 t2 D& B, M
食屎狗
( E8 w1 C3 M/ ^9 h2 |( I5 NA ghost of ass
- Q" @" B2 K7 R" j' ^6 A屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
9 W& _- Z1 I* j3 y( ^% q1 E都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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1 c! O! f, E9 K: X! A; Ytotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
: f* o! |6 E) Q7 i# }this is not hong kong style english.....
- H: V# ^3 x) xthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....$ X: O: q9 M) X- g6 Y* S
i've already ban this shit...' T$ W7 Z% }! d4 r
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.