香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
6 W: H( e& w7 f/ C  Z% t+ M甘多人死，唔见你死。 , t% h: z7 ?. Q: I$ u: Y
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? : Z- s3 l& T' l1 a. v; i
你教我以后点出嚟行? " |; G8 H- ?; ^- h. I' I
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 5 u: ~0 S! |3 z3 p' d
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 5 ^. {% L4 Z1 ~4 i# u1 y
4 "I saw a pork chop"
, v7 |7 M& A  T- U我见到件猪扒啊。 ; v& f% h8 F6 S% d/ Z
5 Are you road?
; y6 t4 D# P. j6 @6 r" m你系咪路啊？ 4 K& A# P$ b) E/ c5 F2 \
6 What the water are you? " A7 _/ e3 ?. ]) b, y9 @; t
你系乜水啊？
5 o, C' R% z9 u5 Q: s- P# v5 \: S: `7 Do you big me?
) D8 a/ i* y# ~4 S1 E2 h你大我啊？
% T: g" Y4 y; Q- `, F8 Zebra chops people. : J1 Y7 {* s, H& ^( z! d4 R0 j$ E, F
班马劈友。
/ A8 u& i  A7 b7 I( y  ~9 The king of the cutting girl.
5 {# u9 n: i2 b, M/ O界女王。 6 Y1 @- P2 ^( o, |5 S
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 2 I3 d" S/ O; T, a/ G. m
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
8 _: a- K) G) z# S0 x% q6 t11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
& l$ T! y7 O2 w你当我无到？
( _" }7 [& H) f* i12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
( x+ P+ X) K7 t# ?1 Q! C2 V你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
8 W8 P8 o& _  F8 I13 Today I was very black son.
0 n, ^' m: X. @  ^: q- T今日我好黑仔。 # d. Z8 w2 X; r9 |& E4 s
14 I am wearing grass.
4 v, p! V/ T4 Z8 J我着紧草。
6 Y& k3 U- F. b% |15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! - N/ U4 ?6 I0 \. q4 F# W( ]7 ~
你未够班同我讲数！
  I6 `5 n2 ]' h. [: R16 Two beat six.
# c; s  x/ m* I# }二打六
1 }, J8 M( \, y: k/ Z) Z17 Two five son.
$ y( s/ ]2 Z1 W* a) v二五仔
) g5 C+ e. n% |, U* w+ N18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
* E  K- T. V6 O9 @; M6 T" F2 ~琴琴青
8 U- e  l0 Z6 T$ ]3 T19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 0 Q9 K7 F3 s- v( E; t; ?$ x
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ % k2 A' Y* w. m' H0 S9 ~
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
" i& B6 i( X# n* G* b+ |+ ?蠢蠢欲動 。
) p0 N% I: _$ [1 l' I5 |8 g21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 7 l( ^" j6 y. d7 t" I% ^; x
人山人海 。 7 s' ^; M' f( M0 O, Y8 _( |
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
4 U$ U  J# e# u8 J5 R$ {你算老幾? 8 G+ |6 R; ^0 T
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 ( D1 Q& w: E2 o- a8 P* W5 `" T
你講乜鬼?
' g9 A7 M) h' g. z# ?24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 + ]3 p1 l4 F$ r7 o. f
我驚你有牙！ 4 S/ P5 H1 n% }
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
6 a& g! I) \& v6 Q心花怒放。   + d& }5 P: ]" E8 u/ L
Fish skin
& ?1 C: }, }- q8 m" L1 r鱼皮 。
+ {# j' M! g; C1 M+ w# h, wMonster of blowing water.
+ ~. O; x2 [) H4 h/ U吹水怪。 ( ]# P5 ^( g; i8 D! s7 H
Face green green
2 E" H! A! e1 `# J" C面青青。
$ W7 p+ X3 P8 G$ i3 AYou see road carefully   z, [  C' ~" j
你小心睇路
/ }; d1 i5 F/ f* i: LYou go to street carefully
0 j* b' r. o# Z0 I# Z) y你出街小心D。 * {: Q8 |- O5 k" ]
Do the world
8 p2 o. Q; @: w+ T8 e8 o做世界 。
3 _$ H0 @* z' y. NBig tea rice
5 D' Q. J" p% j" ^: v大茶饭 。 * }% o! X2 l2 p+ u
American chinese not enough.
. v$ Z+ P$ [, @- k6 [; {* O) Y4 E美中不足。 ! q, ]7 L( g6 M: o$ H% k  Z" N* b
King eight egg.   ~4 ?1 @' O* B$ b+ |. a$ ^
王八蛋 + n7 _0 x) x- }
High hand. & H3 b3 |6 G: B4 b
高手
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Old dot. 3 ^( w8 V& o! L  u$ S
老点 9 d! A5 j1 b. ^0 d+ Y! B
One old water ' E/ O$ P, H  `
一旧水
& N0 s6 d& U" ^" wI know your mouse.
, Y8 w, {, m5 R$ X. n% q$ o( l我识你老鼠！
$ o0 y' C1 A8 k2 g0 d# s. M5 FMeasure water/Pound water.
& ]' K0 V1 g. F* P' `磅水 + W3 x4 s; H5 x
A dragon service. ! p9 u+ P2 j0 K% ]( B! ]$ H
一条龙服务 * Y1 a+ y5 J( p0 ]' u
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. * `  d; R& ?; }' t/ W( A8 }
我吹鸡打你班友。
5 P- g! P& Q  E: d- rYou jump building.
) h, o# y& C/ e& b# K9 S你跳楼啦。 " o$ f& D/ P/ c6 W
You come back home and eat banana
) L* W- v3 P( W0 d" e# g你返屋企食蕉啦 6 C: F; e) N0 G. T/ N+ a1 t3 N
I give you a hair. 9 _2 k  D- g2 @  Z9 c
我俾条毛你ar!
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0 n3 j# r: h+ PCollect skin ( o2 ~9 P% R" h! p" b& G  G% s2 [
收皮 + `' Q# w9 U; ]6 ~
Collect father 1 C( o; @, f; v4 T* m% c, [
收爹 ) D9 S3 C! u3 [
You give me collect father. ; x, O2 @& w8 w
你同我收爹！
- b7 }% k+ U9 }Laugh die me. # E( T, @! c7 X4 y$ Q& ]- K4 I
笑死我。 7 W$ \) N* y0 Y/ W; _& y
You give me stop.
1 w$ [0 ^* j, g4 g3 S1 g你同我企系度。 ! y0 `; P; h" r1 F
Eight woman % Y5 p! E; E# P- S" P
八婆 + g+ k" R" A- U4 k0 B
Eight woman,you are good!
/ T. l! p/ U6 T八婆，你好o野!
2 `$ P) ?% e/ D+ c( k- wWhat the spring do you do?
5 `; z" U4 x+ N你搞乜春啊? 0 B9 S6 h3 b1 U& U" I1 B
A dog of eating dung
9 j6 o& }" c* R8 q( N4 ~食屎狗 & T( u) M, x/ Q8 ]: Y
A ghost of ass " h3 l; Z& p# |) v
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
+ u! k; W9 }4 |6 f3 S, S; u0 `都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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1 J6 G; E8 F8 m# n# c1 [" wtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......4 D: Q) S0 E% ~  p- @) c
this is not hong kong style english.....
8 A* Z' H* y. i0 `' \8 @  jthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....$ H  w+ v$ Z7 u/ j5 y! i6 R, {  f
i've already ban this shit...7 [/ g: @7 {; N. T% \* ?
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.