香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
7 b6 k% `; A) B& v: n% b4 r甘多人死，唔见你死。 6 v. D( T0 n2 A" e( V
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 3 X' b' J/ v! z, a+ D# I% C
你教我以后点出嚟行?
) S6 y. `" j0 u8 P4 X% |3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. ) s) ^2 `, D& ]( r
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : l) Q) d. c$ @# m: b" O6 v
4 "I saw a pork chop"
& p6 d6 H; J5 \) p& D1 h) e我见到件猪扒啊。 . C7 b: S5 L% g5 k- k
5 Are you road?
1 @& W+ p& Q4 p  S% z4 j' D7 h你系咪路啊？
5 e9 Y! W+ ?, ^& f% q% S6 What the water are you? % f! I- B- z9 a
你系乜水啊？
- U# p$ z6 w& ~: c1 X7 Do you big me? 4 h) @  r& _: i! |) q! F
你大我啊？
7 X' W8 A, r8 _9 U" F  [  j1 }8 Zebra chops people.
$ n2 n' Q' h/ `; [3 D% M班马劈友。
/ d( ^6 ^  E2 x3 \- e7 _4 N9 The king of the cutting girl. / j$ R1 l" N5 w
界女王。
% r# K" I1 U9 t* h10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. 7 C6 G  X6 M0 j+ a4 e1 z! _
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
; K' T) X0 m# l9 w. M- A11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
% J6 N4 n3 V$ O) @& ]! ~你当我无到？ + e/ E1 D+ @$ W
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. / M5 W/ i6 j+ z6 Q& l* i
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 9 c8 ^8 g/ U2 s# _, |2 M& z3 z- ?6 }
13 Today I was very black son. - Q" m; P; P  w. M+ N/ G' K
今日我好黑仔。 * G9 d+ `8 M3 J2 }
14 I am wearing grass.
- g5 X  b5 B2 }. m/ P; ^, i我着紧草。
8 I! h+ N5 G% |, e0 F. z15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
+ O  u9 p3 o; P( ^, ^你未够班同我讲数！
! y5 R, t% b* B7 [3 C' z9 N& X$ g8 k16 Two beat six.
, J  X  `! S! ^二打六
) _& P( j8 u2 n. R3 }7 L7 e3 p4 n17 Two five son.
* E0 V% Q/ y* D$ c( s# s4 v4 U二五仔 , B# p3 \5 Y0 Z; q) {! @
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
0 P" b: D+ E" w  y琴琴青
2 Q  i: b' O' f# M  l19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
& G. A& `1 F. ?5 m' c, @我俾D顏色你睇睇！ % O9 j' e# Y1 Z- P" n8 E
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
( g- Y) i  v; T0 Q; k蠢蠢欲動 。 6 H5 X) h3 ^3 v6 r  K" |
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
+ S4 V: N* \" e  i4 U& Z  m( W" q人山人海 。
/ L4 b9 m! \. b$ @! i22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
0 S& z+ t, N' J; c# v" a. \你算老幾?
& j# K+ I' K; ^+ U1 e23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 " o$ Z8 f& H4 Y, Y# w
你講乜鬼?
( h5 g' t! R: r$ e; g* }1 Y0 X! z) ~0 x24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 7 t3 O1 u% g8 f
我驚你有牙！ ) z* C$ k3 E' k2 f% b* E6 z
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
$ H9 X9 D/ }$ s心花怒放。   
( l' ^; b/ k8 W+ D& P6 k5 DFish skin
  Z( C1 b6 t: Z# x: o  ^鱼皮 。 + R" U  p% ]1 m6 T$ T$ K: D
Monster of blowing water.
: e- k0 r! s; n% S; i" f吹水怪。 5 T3 ^+ z; _: E- N2 v
Face green green 4 |8 ^; Y' |6 j  e* F  N
面青青。
. K, ?9 \! H6 h8 A2 ^. E  nYou see road carefully
0 I5 K% C8 l0 R! F你小心睇路
: P; \! A$ s; Q; s/ R- mYou go to street carefully
" p% N0 |) L& W! [. O你出街小心D。
. @+ O6 @/ w: v6 w+ y; B) o+ x. HDo the world + l! u) t5 Z8 |! i
做世界 。 ; Z" H- _+ \4 i2 @9 k
Big tea rice & i. [% ~4 r7 [' r, X: i$ |
大茶饭 。 - b2 x! ?( \! c6 U4 B% m; i" h& g
American chinese not enough. 0 O2 \' L! e$ W- ^) Q& P
美中不足。
7 ]8 {& D8 D4 A$ u! `+ qKing eight egg. 9 L! ~& ]4 A: F+ W6 ?
王八蛋
  z9 V3 D0 P9 XHigh hand.
2 C) M( [" O8 Y" u- l3 S4 X3 m: U高手 3 b( ^. o" ^% R1 [: y, k7 k
9 x% L# N' n9 i4 L1 T
Old dot. * Q# T% U  x' x
老点   q2 f6 [1 n* R6 o" x( O1 b. T
One old water 8 B/ K9 g# ]5 r- Z% X; ?
一旧水
  l; U( W* J) n0 Z+ a0 UI know your mouse. & D0 F9 ?0 C6 E2 j' a$ p2 [& _  o' Y
我识你老鼠！ # [0 I' `/ p; R  b/ m
Measure water/Pound water.
" x/ X4 @$ D/ {/ ^2 @, J! G/ U磅水
7 @: F! d- H3 J5 r: U  n3 W. M4 rA dragon service. . K1 L* p* O3 E% c
一条龙服务
( e, x( P! y- n. O$ e1 j$ VPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
% [6 \  s) v4 }1 m3 h1 A6 L我吹鸡打你班友。
+ @, l2 m7 I2 h. X7 q2 X: \You jump building.
  D8 r; q( n& Z0 D你跳楼啦。 / W/ ^) J, ?) U* z% `( H
You come back home and eat banana
" h0 d, n) e$ C9 v8 w$ f( j$ s* Y1 H你返屋企食蕉啦
) Y7 m& G, d+ o: v0 w% H4 kI give you a hair.
) f9 M9 [$ \$ Y4 p) F4 F我俾条毛你ar! 7 A- n9 t, `) x) }+ v! K
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Collect skin
  i# `! D8 x4 }: C收皮 ( ]5 m! N, ~! Z
Collect father
( T; J! v% o8 H6 Q收爹 ( m" x" a+ D" }+ f' |8 @+ ^
You give me collect father. ; S/ R8 u4 i, D1 T
你同我收爹！ 0 j" J0 K* ~9 V' ~' d
Laugh die me.
: b4 m- n. [" r! v. q笑死我。 . Q  I3 e3 j1 ?3 Z
You give me stop.
- E9 z) j# y5 Y' }  B$ I6 ]你同我企系度。
4 }* L( |# Y3 ^4 m: x9 _Eight woman
/ q( J1 s+ t8 O3 |! p# [八婆 * l+ c/ E# W0 p! _$ L. l
Eight woman,you are good! 2 M) a5 y1 Y6 d, h4 h
八婆，你好o野! ; b# e' C" h8 U- b; p: m3 }6 h5 X; U
What the spring do you do? ( Y4 H  l7 u# _) n
你搞乜春啊? & b: q7 [" O! _3 p
A dog of eating dung
5 N; r6 O& Y( M6 P, R( G食屎狗 1 ^" E8 M: x! B) N1 i
A ghost of ass $ B: \/ e. ]( f" E. k/ y
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....: c* b9 z: m. U
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
6 i1 X& Q0 Y7 Wthis is not hong kong style english.....& a# p# S4 r1 G. n! h
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....  k( T$ M% w5 g+ V1 `5 F  k
i've already ban this shit...
- z! w# |- M7 u- W; Rdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.