香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
4 f+ M) s* x1 l0 @' e甘多人死，唔见你死。 * a0 t5 S) I- J2 w. E
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
: B3 e0 b% h2 ]2 }% A5 M* X你教我以后点出嚟行?
1 s! b# I1 M/ c+ T7 {3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
3 ]1 _+ S/ W& g" y7 n! ]; ^如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 . F6 V) z$ u& m: ^$ B
4 "I saw a pork chop"
# U- b' R+ M* M9 f9 `我见到件猪扒啊。 , J0 N# b" ^; {1 e' O
5 Are you road?
9 s9 b+ q) s+ H5 F7 h你系咪路啊？
. \' s8 j5 O. q' N6 What the water are you?
# [. r$ H; B( C4 z8 Z% _你系乜水啊？ - [$ X; r4 A+ j% U+ h
7 Do you big me? % P9 P2 p& Q' y4 b9 o
你大我啊？ 2 I; d% Z6 X2 I3 \1 n& K, v
8 Zebra chops people.
$ B: n6 S5 W& j8 O2 y班马劈友。
0 Z$ I0 Z+ Z% d, n, d  h2 O/ ?! M) ?9 The king of the cutting girl. 6 Q) ?6 p5 B" T/ }, f
界女王。
( _) t% B# M' G7 T0 F6 f0 I4 K10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. & H" @9 [9 U. b6 n1 p. Q
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 $ D1 B; o' p) z; G8 t
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
; L" k/ U. j" o' B& `. I: W你当我无到？ 6 O8 l3 T, N0 ]2 I
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
+ ^, r, C: M8 T. Y你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 2 l% v  o& u$ k% B0 i9 F
13 Today I was very black son.
' u( k: e1 T* J8 o' y- [今日我好黑仔。 ! @. R  I1 t! I* D
14 I am wearing grass. 5 L' O# X4 x8 i! y% \2 K" g& |" ~
我着紧草。 6 U5 J1 M) x* i5 I: o* U
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
- `2 U" h" J+ G( T2 ~. V6 M你未够班同我讲数！ , u$ l2 T; `$ W9 W$ t
16 Two beat six. % I4 D& t" a/ V% Y$ l4 f
二打六 6 h4 @0 ?$ H0 l7 K9 V9 R
17 Two five son. ) A  T* N7 S$ k$ V
二五仔
5 W. h9 m* m: T& T. j, A1 d18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ' d5 p( Y$ m2 h. ]: d5 f; h( j, W4 c/ q
琴琴青
+ b- P, k( q4 ~+ z19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 % A1 ^+ |% k9 R/ u3 i; W8 `
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 {5 R" ~8 ?9 c+ t5 [- P! `% \. W
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 % Q+ V+ B% a9 B1 d; G) _5 v( e
蠢蠢欲動 。
' i( }. \: Z: w& s2 ~21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 + \. c# q* e7 ]( u0 z5 }
人山人海 。 / @0 X, L& X4 C0 Y, f! f, I7 j3 P6 P
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
. S5 H, N/ V3 C) F' d* \你算老幾?
/ e2 w7 L4 S) ^7 }: U% W: ?* A$ L23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　   a1 b- S2 O0 R! K6 V- E2 Z0 t1 s7 w7 y
你講乜鬼? 4 @% s* f9 J5 @8 v+ y% i
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 3 L% j: f, O0 z! H; \6 I/ Y6 K
我驚你有牙！
! o5 z) k6 P+ U& }25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 - A1 x$ e4 F: H5 k  }
心花怒放。   * B( j. I7 Y; c5 S& a1 O
Fish skin
6 R& ]& [1 t6 Z鱼皮 。 : L+ [3 j" Q+ Y3 C$ @; J
Monster of blowing water. $ D8 V6 o  Q% J! A( a0 F- [
吹水怪。 8 |4 r( d9 k6 ^, m5 t% d  b
Face green green ( W1 L& t/ [" W. `
面青青。 * p7 H5 O6 V& A/ `
You see road carefully
: L1 P! ]- m3 l  |* c/ ~你小心睇路
0 W. J) `4 K! |3 ?You go to street carefully $ ]9 n/ g# R! q1 I! u
你出街小心D。
! y% T6 S5 t3 Z$ F7 vDo the world ( r0 D4 e: T; \0 e4 J/ ?% T" _
做世界 。 ) c$ l5 f' X6 o% y0 E
Big tea rice
8 i0 H' J/ M; V& e3 E; C6 Z3 k大茶饭 。 ! V# ?" o! A, Z; R
American chinese not enough.
$ H1 a# C1 O1 s0 G" O; V" {" T% i3 M美中不足。 6 j! D8 @( N+ T  @$ l$ ?1 t! ]! \  ]
King eight egg. # a, f, X" F) l: Q6 X2 l; ]
王八蛋 + V: D  ?4 ^" V1 k* n
High hand. 2 p- E- r( j# F2 N! |9 y' c
高手 : Z1 p, T% N4 k  F# f, {/ M( m6 R* [

  L- T* ?# ~- V! G0 qOld dot.
6 A; k; k# @. b$ B老点 / g; H# j/ l& e# _$ ]
One old water
9 N2 a" ^( K( C0 n, Y3 g一旧水 ! h, G3 Q2 D2 u1 b1 ~
I know your mouse.
" D3 r' h- t$ l# Y  s我识你老鼠！ / C6 `; B3 o. t$ [3 Y- P8 X
Measure water/Pound water. 4 {2 e8 D" h3 D# S$ s# C
磅水
/ B& {( z4 w. {2 F- q& eA dragon service.
! R$ |+ X7 F1 g' D) l! C( }7 t一条龙服务 . A) f" z) T# x: M: e2 z+ X7 q
Pump water. # z- E# U; M, F' T
****
2 D2 t7 R4 K+ WI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
* M8 b8 B8 ~6 \我吹鸡打你班友。
- O) l" X& {+ M, J3 SYou jump building.
0 V1 f+ R) ^$ v3 B你跳楼啦。
$ h6 m% ^  c5 a' ~: f$ \You come back home and eat banana
7 k9 i  P# J- O3 w9 X你返屋企食蕉啦
& i& y- N2 w+ T1 ]( z2 ?9 D/ [4 sI give you a hair.
% h! x: R9 f+ s# Y- J& w9 N0 _  D我俾条毛你ar! # ]- @* p7 M& x; L

6 e* S+ t9 |- S, l( O  k' c! uCollect skin
3 L& b4 n3 D. \收皮 5 u3 S* x0 m4 E9 k" L$ r
Collect father
( f9 y5 U  K) Q+ S$ g收爹 , x, l1 [! z& U
You give me collect father. & k# h4 a: ~, Z3 k5 {
你同我收爹！
0 r0 _( M( k) F, W7 JLaugh die me. ) @# M4 c9 F8 V; V4 _1 \) \
笑死我。
) r/ b1 c9 s" T2 p8 f; P) fYou give me stop.
6 ?* @& `# `1 `$ \6 O你同我企系度。 ( P; B# X7 j: S6 w, k
Eight woman - m$ q" f1 n" U7 S5 O* E
八婆 6 @+ {5 d7 s0 m. ~2 L
Eight woman,you are good!
# \& x2 v! t% o& Q* R  D  ]八婆，你好o野! 8 J1 Y- _/ _+ u! ^2 d% L+ E
What the spring do you do?
/ k- F+ m: Z  k8 y* }2 z你搞乜春啊? ! g: p, N3 ^4 J
A dog of eating dung 1 n% G9 [& r  `' _  z+ a
食屎狗
* D: a: c0 j& I/ u; Q! v3 e3 I) \A ghost of ass ' q" Z% K$ _6 |: _! T
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意...../ E/ ?2 R- I% j( Q" K
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

  i5 ~; a8 [1 H5 X6 w# g5 Q& ^  C- u* G6 x, @; D) J& H8 S
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
4 w! u1 c- H5 I* A- }* vthis is not hong kong style english.....& I" h, ?# F2 u
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
! {5 v3 k8 O+ r2 B- P' ^% g, Ai've already ban this shit...
; p( `* w1 x: {) }9 Z& Udon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.