香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. : S* T1 N; ]" m
甘多人死，唔见你死。
9 i6 g3 M4 M0 _: W, V  o2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? 5 k7 F1 B; |* E3 e) _& L
你教我以后点出嚟行?
! N$ r* W# I  `+ X, i* |) G3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 5 M  k% I+ W0 L$ I3 I5 h
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。   L- Q) t# c4 I( |
4 "I saw a pork chop"
0 u' M0 H" D: x7 f- z: b* c$ P$ l我见到件猪扒啊。
3 e5 i3 P; X- Q+ ^0 |, z- L5 Are you road?
' {$ n5 m: r0 Z1 R你系咪路啊？ / w% R! P# v  P
6 What the water are you? # n! p, k$ J5 z8 D- F8 Y2 P
你系乜水啊？ 7 L! U3 f* A! S0 g* R4 y6 h
7 Do you big me?
8 W. f, n$ R8 d$ t0 `- g9 M你大我啊？ 1 R% R& Y% ]: T: c
8 Zebra chops people. ( Q9 H1 H. o$ s! m  I, i) W
班马劈友。 0 R* v+ m- A% o6 [$ V
9 The king of the cutting girl. ! ?4 i& Y6 w2 G4 }/ R( q
界女王。 5 r  i/ C, I. H0 ?. o! j
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. & T# Q$ }( @. m0 b
批我个头俾你当凳坐。 8 I  y( u8 f6 n2 D
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
1 d% J& S$ v* v3 {- c  @" r0 ~你当我无到？   v0 C2 b7 ]2 A7 l6 _7 R
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. : @9 P2 `2 _: e$ c
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
' A' B1 |2 l& @9 T/ L13 Today I was very black son.
6 Y0 W5 j, c% W) J" h: K今日我好黑仔。
4 c) |8 {2 G# E* I, V! f14 I am wearing grass.
  s' R# p) W! L5 q1 N0 e我着紧草。
+ C# S/ S' A" Q" P15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
# Z) w: O8 P$ q: T/ G你未够班同我讲数！ + Q( z6 w) P5 [* u  G* [- O: f
16 Two beat six. 6 M* x4 u2 B( {- C+ l. ]+ X
二打六
; A7 P. `) t/ q/ r1 a17 Two five son. 3 T. J+ G* ~" \% Y# O9 ?
二五仔
: T  H1 {* l+ \7 \- w18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 6 ?0 S6 O+ s( U9 e; j
琴琴青
) n3 w8 b! }3 f5 z' _4 x19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
0 _7 K" R9 n2 C& G: u! B我俾D顏色你睇睇！
5 R8 g& c: S5 e1 K/ }# t20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + x! X: c3 q% [: W. F
蠢蠢欲動 。 ( V: ?. F- d, k* L- h3 Z
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
1 G2 H" j. {. N3 f. x4 j人山人海 。
" n- A9 J: q. ~; V22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
5 @  [* ?. p& C3 V" |& v4 W/ p6 P2 g你算老幾? 4 W) ]) K" t. N6 K& Q) O" N
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 4 ]  [! M9 m6 o% p& A- Y/ T
你講乜鬼? % q6 F, B8 B$ Z) O/ f5 a
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
8 D) ]* X+ t' W4 T8 M4 ^  O我驚你有牙！ 9 J) b. E+ O+ w( X! b2 ~/ k
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
& x2 D3 j# F. N& n# J心花怒放。   % ^' E6 I+ `6 t2 p4 }
Fish skin
  b* y3 W+ t. v" b& ?4 Z/ ^+ H鱼皮 。
+ @5 X  |! Y1 d3 S4 ~8 H! MMonster of blowing water.
6 l: N% _2 j; Y吹水怪。 - z2 k3 [0 n- s
Face green green
5 H' z! O+ ~; f$ u2 [9 M+ B面青青。 % X6 |9 _. n: ~7 I; V7 {0 c
You see road carefully
! d( ]1 l& l3 K  }& ?$ j你小心睇路 ) j" d. m: f% w4 ]0 n: G# V
You go to street carefully & `1 y; n* Z+ d( X- D& G- B
你出街小心D。
$ X7 Q' j; k: S9 P4 s5 ]  RDo the world 1 i$ O6 v. b2 K/ J2 B& [
做世界 。
8 l4 Y2 W0 c6 Y% T' GBig tea rice
5 c2 ~$ z0 j% }! H! D大茶饭 。
  F1 ^: D2 R1 j. H6 G4 |American chinese not enough.
9 y' a5 g- I1 h0 l美中不足。 ! N0 e8 _9 N4 @$ `& K
King eight egg.
6 F" W. j5 S, Q0 z  }/ l& F王八蛋 ; O5 S6 e: E* \1 E8 H  I' F) ^
High hand.
0 m' P/ i! U- q* `/ }3 o( I高手 " m; [- g/ n, j0 n) }" L

5 w8 P5 F. ~: AOld dot.
! o+ I4 J- M$ x老点 6 `" K* b/ |' u. s& |1 x9 p  q
One old water ; B, C8 a3 W+ W3 F) c* y0 }. O& J
一旧水 " x. O# S4 S4 \/ o
I know your mouse. ; L" F8 T' m9 Y# t$ X$ Q7 k3 A
我识你老鼠！
5 g5 B6 |3 B7 e, c0 WMeasure water/Pound water. 2 C) q5 E& W. j4 S8 l
磅水
  _! m' }" d/ K* q% oA dragon service. + j  D0 m, ?: u
一条龙服务 " r" X+ ^( i- a% e/ D- o9 m8 q
Pump water.
; u# C3 e/ {; t" Y2 E* I( u$ ]2 U9 X****   F: U, p2 ~0 N( b& _" ]! H/ _
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
0 \. w7 G; w5 z7 F4 }( k我吹鸡打你班友。 4 @! m$ V' _) C/ \7 B
You jump building.
# j1 E- B8 \8 P) s( r' C! \你跳楼啦。
. P! \9 [* z, E5 b, |; T. ^2 u! CYou come back home and eat banana
5 y& _" u- X4 p你返屋企食蕉啦 ! N' s0 L9 `6 g
I give you a hair.
0 B) V# i# @: W7 J我俾条毛你ar! " g# v3 M& ?/ X
2 R5 L1 E: E7 p
Collect skin
$ u- w0 w( D! t/ Q9 X1 I% P收皮 . V  k, O! B5 h
Collect father
9 I" k4 }, j/ R0 d) F收爹 : s4 N4 ~3 }% f, e# e+ R
You give me collect father. ' ~/ i6 W& e. d8 v
你同我收爹！ 0 ?( l% V3 n# N8 o4 L
Laugh die me. # p- K0 K3 V. F. b! W
笑死我。
3 L% M7 @6 ~" c# n, GYou give me stop. + [( X) C3 a4 i% v
你同我企系度。
2 l% W% d; q# H5 B% }! d3 _1 {7 MEight woman " [/ r! c7 V* a1 v. U5 W
八婆 8 ~$ z) B3 O' o$ g+ X, d4 O
Eight woman,you are good! 6 Y8 r" K3 e9 G4 D6 E8 p- a, A
八婆，你好o野! " O% U; h4 L$ S) w  F( Q6 Q
What the spring do you do?
2 q8 R, B% ]  B) |, Q! X5 P你搞乜春啊?
. N* ]( F. U8 p" A, yA dog of eating dung " F: G. Q. r$ M/ \: D0 E* ^
食屎狗 8 {5 @2 e8 q5 r9 B# }
A ghost of ass
% q! ]5 K& h$ }屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....9 ^* I' c- N! w9 [) g
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

2 x: Z8 j" J, l8 m" h% O

+ D8 ?# j* C! k8 X, Atotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
* q# N4 N7 g) Z5 e" Z# a% Y) u. D6 |this is not hong kong style english.....
- z* @' f. W* X' O6 Q4 _0 tthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 B/ `2 c9 Q( X! t8 J
i've already ban this shit...( h! H' ]1 z+ m9 K( ~5 ~5 m- B: _+ a
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.