香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. - J5 q7 g# N% M4 y
甘多人死，唔见你死。
- ~- r0 [+ C! R8 ~" J  Z5 c2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
2 Y3 e, Y3 t9 H6 _你教我以后点出嚟行? ! O* R$ g2 X0 K
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
; \+ e$ S# \. `3 v2 t如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 & c; W, J4 E0 v# k
4 "I saw a pork chop"
# {- Y2 k0 H- t% q我见到件猪扒啊。 ; Q/ D2 y, Y- K( i4 l
5 Are you road?
& x2 y. n- b7 T7 ?. q7 r你系咪路啊？ " j9 c) q/ D' p9 ?2 F# q4 H1 m
6 What the water are you?
6 ]; h1 {2 j" [* W! v你系乜水啊？ . q; q* y" N3 \# C/ N: ^+ O. B
7 Do you big me? 2 ~! ~+ L; z3 ~' E8 [& y2 M, T
你大我啊？
9 X. Q9 ]' z8 K, x4 B9 J: @& J1 E8 Zebra chops people. 9 E1 Y! t4 r1 d$ t/ e7 J% \  X
班马劈友。
5 M" H7 U; e  z/ z6 A, W6 P' _9 The king of the cutting girl.
7 R( B1 q4 n9 }界女王。 & |& Q% ~2 Q; E0 V1 n8 S
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair. $ V& }7 O' ~1 U% o2 Y% N2 O
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
- H( _- @( R" u7 @4 [. a2 b11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
' O6 V% [* m7 j$ L; d# y你当我无到？
7 m3 l1 H3 B6 d$ N8 w1 }12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
$ f" D3 X# Q- }" e你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ + C, b: v( l( L" R: Q  `: ^
13 Today I was very black son.
# `. F2 D4 P0 u. |3 q2 [今日我好黑仔。
# v+ Z2 E+ `6 h& t: i& F1 B# t14 I am wearing grass.
2 S  ]6 x8 P8 ]( @. I$ _# i  ^7 h我着紧草。
: i4 U( `% k5 u15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
; m- M/ p" v4 o8 F1 O& k你未够班同我讲数！ 1 `) g. ]: {7 |
16 Two beat six. * a) G) r' o8 y2 S* r7 t. U
二打六
4 _. u+ B/ j- l3 \4 B17 Two five son.
' b% I% l/ U9 h0 S二五仔 " e* L9 P9 h6 P: f* {, D
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ b8 t  E- t. e琴琴青 1 |$ K; Z4 z- w5 f! w- T* P, c1 m* @
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 ; S. u4 x+ G0 o' m0 m1 S
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 7 H  _& v# `8 V1 G& M) b
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
# Y( z+ t# }) F蠢蠢欲動 。 ' o( F( r' O/ h# ?
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 4 O2 |4 P+ D  A* Z, u$ A
人山人海 。 ( A* J+ B8 I) e6 X, k
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 8 {; S  r' f3 w( `3 L3 n4 {2 C
你算老幾?
+ {1 X* H. \% J23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
/ a7 v' ]; Z: @# l你講乜鬼?
7 F# X& r. }3 `24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 5 {: i! h4 G) T0 o/ \4 T8 W3 u
我驚你有牙！ ! f8 M/ @: I3 f; z3 ^/ q% S3 t
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
8 {. A$ m6 k& z2 k& a% v3 i! ^心花怒放。   , Z  G9 B& I5 s/ C7 I/ K  \
Fish skin - t, i/ ?, y  L+ L5 R* M/ @- \
鱼皮 。 4 W2 A( s. G) E: N4 Z4 t$ w
Monster of blowing water.
3 |" U( ]) N% ^1 z; u* o吹水怪。
+ r  y9 C& }0 V8 I9 a. FFace green green
  S/ Q$ `6 C4 x" z0 k: D面青青。 ( `" m$ f* _4 Q
You see road carefully ) e$ r. N0 k/ I3 C
你小心睇路
% \# M. `8 W: C+ Q7 v2 C3 ?8 pYou go to street carefully
1 q. B" i- X4 H$ r) ~" R0 P  S/ q你出街小心D。
1 V, B/ A% u3 h# T0 DDo the world
) {* n3 h2 L4 {& Y做世界 。 ( o7 R8 ]! n8 n; _& x/ ?+ z! D
Big tea rice
9 ]  }5 J  g& K& |5 E大茶饭 。
6 Q' O; n, Z# y. {# c+ \4 @American chinese not enough. $ y" c: {4 [1 d$ [1 r
美中不足。
% [+ o. X: O* [, `6 FKing eight egg. ' t, A* W, N7 [* M4 H
王八蛋 & W$ q: B+ c4 I8 S2 s* g% u" _
High hand.
) v2 ^5 g# ~7 |' K3 @高手
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7 ~; T* J2 _6 sOld dot. 6 @2 m3 [9 Z# i1 M% Z5 Q
老点 5 q: k1 i7 O( u, X. `( P: U
One old water ' C" f# J9 H3 `+ C6 ]# k
一旧水
. ^5 V+ f3 C; W' O! K! RI know your mouse.
! W. \- P1 A' y1 E3 r: C. Q* h我识你老鼠！ 0 ~. d$ Q0 O: P# }$ n  H" g
Measure water/Pound water. # Q; W" \" V  b! s
磅水 / K$ V; p2 n8 Y+ A
A dragon service.
+ w9 W9 p. F( {' I# O' ]一条龙服务 ; C" ^: [* D* }8 D
Pump water. 5 _% O$ u2 b- T4 e  B% H* o
**** & L+ M3 u) }) S/ _7 A6 v3 ~8 m
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
" y% {7 |' w) e0 W7 q  a我吹鸡打你班友。 - Z& s0 p; @! b# A; [& O
You jump building.
/ T' Y% g+ s% v$ v0 Y. U$ s: O4 t- {7 ]你跳楼啦。 * _: |' e4 Z: h2 m
You come back home and eat banana ! s( k8 {) Q' k+ m  l- ]
你返屋企食蕉啦
3 @) l5 Y: v9 @, MI give you a hair. * Z4 M! |. I5 A0 h
我俾条毛你ar!
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  H" D: F1 X/ [3 x. S, H5 u5 `Collect skin
% m( N0 D( Z6 G# m7 D+ H+ ~' w收皮
8 l- F6 `0 k, e2 z- B# |3 FCollect father
1 i5 y; p" o. A4 X) [4 h收爹
. y) f: p. o8 _9 @( d* ]You give me collect father.
4 w& P& f) G% W6 ^你同我收爹！
; n/ }$ }/ X8 [. T9 Y) BLaugh die me. % V  j* e2 k2 {# |3 K2 d$ S
笑死我。 ' t( l- A- ?# ?! _6 n4 }* W9 q1 B
You give me stop. " @+ I+ R9 Q4 O9 F
你同我企系度。
4 f/ `8 v2 E1 \! W4 i, REight woman 7 Y3 J) P/ X1 U, U
八婆
& d/ Y: J+ j2 p$ j3 a6 GEight woman,you are good! 8 e. K' k1 E" L# H' |' f
八婆，你好o野!
- D4 n4 p( ]/ u/ l/ XWhat the spring do you do?
. e7 F' j/ S+ C, x5 t5 D你搞乜春啊? 2 C9 Z5 f) l. ]0 i* z% E) O
A dog of eating dung
4 n5 e9 d( W" \3 s& \, r  v食屎狗
* r/ @; X; D+ L4 D# PA ghost of ass
5 C4 }' Q3 [3 \: W1 s( q屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
. G; Q: g8 f1 y( c' I都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

4 y3 L, u* m  L+ m% u  v

- R5 V7 E5 v+ Z, v3 G$ Q5 w1 [totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......! x+ t$ g6 j& j% ~1 ^* J
this is not hong kong style english.....
- P0 P' }% g2 R, x& F, ythis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
7 s8 m% Y8 H4 z' c2 f& A7 k& Di've already ban this shit...( O" O) Z9 k8 H8 w, @. Q8 {
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.