香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
" H& }3 w. t5 b+ X& }甘多人死，唔见你死。
' @' F3 @1 c2 b2 I$ `' _2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ; S( p; U+ T- h: M" Q
你教我以后点出嚟行?
" X! K0 |5 P" j0 C9 s% j3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
3 w( l5 D- G  h7 F& N! c) I如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 4 H" v6 W" F. j: u6 [) h9 k. o2 H
4 "I saw a pork chop"
3 e! D. j' @* N' t9 a5 p7 Q我见到件猪扒啊。
5 G& H) S0 [9 `0 {! m: T: T5 Are you road?
% e2 }* L# w+ k) s( T你系咪路啊？ ; n/ w* M' Z% }" T8 N5 ?
6 What the water are you?
6 Y' ]) X4 P4 h# _! h+ \8 l$ D! ^你系乜水啊？
6 @0 \7 f: s( b5 p6 n7 Do you big me?
$ A# J* C: ~. u, s5 o& P) ^你大我啊？
2 t' E2 k- `3 X$ b+ s0 w% }8 Zebra chops people.
4 O0 u, I. j0 D7 r+ W班马劈友。 8 {; {; t2 G& C: Q
9 The king of the cutting girl.
. W9 b% Z& B" l1 ^, d$ R界女王。
+ b) H' n/ E6 J  f- h10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
$ X! j9 q. ?. b. ]6 p" i9 U批我个头俾你当凳坐。
4 r* {" X( ]& F, _11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ! Y5 D3 M1 @( G0 b9 `0 v# L
你当我无到？ ) c% T* g) t* Y# G6 }5 d6 R
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
& a- v, q$ D. E0 E2 j9 o你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
+ S' T) F2 f) h7 O6 k13 Today I was very black son.
5 ~3 X8 Q6 ]  u- _2 y. z, |今日我好黑仔。   ], _7 n, ]$ Z% f% o$ G( O7 G3 [
14 I am wearing grass.
+ F# {/ v/ z2 m7 l, C5 w9 i我着紧草。
( G/ F: [! k9 W& U, e15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 3 f- z0 g- |3 V
你未够班同我讲数！
1 E( F6 b- z; L3 I% G16 Two beat six.
2 I/ u; f5 @" P  D2 `- e二打六
5 a& \1 ^9 a( ]- q17 Two five son.
1 X1 i. `9 e; U; u- w; q! V二五仔 ; C6 }- F  t1 o6 \
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 # _. t0 X" `1 v+ \8 u
琴琴青 ) L# j& l' L; a5 K' I
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
' w/ _; d: S9 E. v; l- B1 I- ?我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 0 x2 N( H2 P: P
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 + Z/ g: Z; z/ ?0 x
蠢蠢欲動 。
6 ]( B% g7 o3 f21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
5 y2 z9 x! l- p- y/ X6 h人山人海 。
* p3 ~7 r& S% W' F4 r) @22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
% T- B  q1 q5 |! N) y8 {你算老幾?
: {) Q6 W) k6 c; P8 G23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
( ?7 E$ r8 P2 d) y, y你講乜鬼? ; j9 p) v2 n& v8 ~. s
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 8 }* k3 ]! D( u, t
我驚你有牙！ ! V$ Z! u8 a0 b, i
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 4 s5 B( R3 [* z& _) |" H
心花怒放。   ; Y: q& |! `% N1 ?9 P4 w
Fish skin 1 u( t3 w" G$ [  b* [
鱼皮 。 # \2 D; W% {' c) @3 S/ w
Monster of blowing water.
1 W/ o9 I( X: G7 |% {1 M吹水怪。
: ?, ^" z. K* W0 ?# o/ i1 MFace green green 1 O% V& F% P  L; T" \
面青青。
5 b8 i' I( b. Y; `4 P4 ]You see road carefully
, Z  E  z+ [5 U8 |你小心睇路 2 @/ J$ E2 _* q: N1 d3 h5 o; Z* K
You go to street carefully * }) y# n# Y0 O$ L8 e7 @
你出街小心D。 1 v, Y  u4 i& O# I  H+ O# S. p
Do the world , }. _+ F7 O  e
做世界 。
+ A: b( @' e+ S9 R; c/ S8 `3 hBig tea rice
7 c; a2 |6 |( E' z8 `7 o! s大茶饭 。 4 u$ S' V0 P2 b1 i
American chinese not enough. + |. C  p- b" D
美中不足。   S$ R9 L- S: D! j
King eight egg. 6 v# W* K' X% V. b
王八蛋 + p) [' [0 O; B6 n6 |7 y
High hand. 0 z! e( G) \' v& u# D5 i1 E
高手
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, Q: z, C8 V; v! C+ w. W7 ?6 F8 \Old dot.
' _3 m0 a0 J8 s# K6 L1 G老点
# \: q& h% I! M; V, ~- gOne old water ) j& v6 O- b5 G# `. D
一旧水 7 t4 Q8 s  q: Y' k  t: ]
I know your mouse. + f. D4 J" ]; L) X  Z
我识你老鼠！ ( Y+ c: a- ]5 B% b/ N0 S4 m( f
Measure water/Pound water.
7 P9 K# O4 f# {磅水 # h& k. B) C% N2 R( l6 Z
A dragon service.
: n9 _! D& w! a一条龙服务
* c8 C8 F& [, T) R* vPump water. ' R  V. x* U* j+ A6 J
**** $ X9 ^" l# M- h% L  L  h% t
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
8 P) u9 ~( t: x7 }我吹鸡打你班友。   v/ t% M. ~1 j# w% h! \$ y" s
You jump building. 5 {" V' a9 A8 n3 F
你跳楼啦。
3 f' f* Q" v+ U! xYou come back home and eat banana / `0 \" D3 [* u$ {3 Y3 Q
你返屋企食蕉啦 / b. h; U2 j: S
I give you a hair.
1 d$ ^) C$ t: n8 J我俾条毛你ar! / u& a/ }' y8 f) I# X

, ~. k4 Q& T: I4 r4 E2 Y4 @0 zCollect skin
+ h) A6 h  S# g0 z6 D: _% F收皮 9 P0 \/ B# T9 K2 ^
Collect father
  Y  q: V5 D7 V. [' i( @% C: T收爹 % m5 ]# b# S6 y7 F  S% r
You give me collect father.
1 f# k5 B( }. d4 K你同我收爹！
$ h  g: T  e, r: t# pLaugh die me.
8 I8 ~9 B) y% |) c3 C6 }2 l笑死我。 6 l0 ?' f# ~* A% @- L
You give me stop.
- O2 h5 r/ |7 i! |你同我企系度。
% f  q; q4 w: t8 o  Q; f% cEight woman 1 q, n5 ]: A) ^& a5 @' o9 A7 P' r1 K
八婆
' y/ G- Z% S% e. z9 b& D& w2 {Eight woman,you are good!   M% B0 f- E, _& D  x
八婆，你好o野! $ Z7 S  K' n5 t  W( f& F# j* |
What the spring do you do?
( J+ I5 A3 b6 n) }6 P9 Y, s! R/ Q4 g你搞乜春啊? 6 P' Z4 c% `- k8 e5 m
A dog of eating dung
6 U9 {! d/ d6 P0 ^/ z# ~6 ~食屎狗
/ c$ s( N& C# t' z9 _2 ?1 `" ?7 y" CA ghost of ass 4 y0 b+ q0 D- p+ h" B" Q# G# k
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....8 L+ Z2 y* K7 L0 B. d% ~7 {
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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" g9 x2 x+ o- h2 `, X" Xtotally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......6 k& [9 U, E: c8 _1 K
this is not hong kong style english.....8 G& J: u, f- Y! C5 K7 A6 l
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....4 J6 g8 F7 O# F7 N) I
i've already ban this shit...
+ b  m, E/ ^' E9 d, G: ^5 zdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.