香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
: y9 _9 e. o2 n甘多人死，唔见你死。 / W, U9 ^' P5 {) a$ c4 K% s5 N3 i
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? & X: a" d) H( B8 B- y2 u$ f: P
你教我以后点出嚟行?
8 h) F- v) l$ d5 ]. D3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
- W! k) E: b( j) V如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 ' E- Z& V5 }0 M. u: O4 o
4 "I saw a pork chop" # M2 t5 ]& m' r& P
我见到件猪扒啊。 ) J+ G2 F) r8 V! M
5 Are you road?
" F& X0 K) S+ B你系咪路啊？
" @3 D% n# X& C/ t+ A6 What the water are you? 9 [% O$ p; [+ z9 Q
你系乜水啊？
, F: x* {$ v- {  A  D  [7 Do you big me? $ P# B: d- Q7 W1 |: P# {
你大我啊？
- q- s. F% E/ o/ a0 v0 _8 |8 Zebra chops people.
/ h: i( C( _. S; ?; i4 \  b8 d) b  `班马劈友。 8 r) E6 V& J. e3 D! g, u; T
9 The king of the cutting girl. 9 E, B+ G4 j0 {& ^; d
界女王。
" T- k3 _# k  ^( b8 t8 ]1 ]10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
- W. y+ M- l5 Z+ O* Y9 V- J7 q+ k批我个头俾你当凳坐。
( [/ [- s! B; c. U. c11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
, @; Z( Z5 U+ q1 ]7 S你当我无到？ 1 i. n- ]3 C8 }. }3 d$ R$ J- y
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
) [; n# W9 M5 \$ r你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
: n/ O  [0 p) y13 Today I was very black son. 8 e; }4 g* t  Z( x% Q/ L, j, y
今日我好黑仔。 & q% B, R+ y" m% m
14 I am wearing grass.
; T: b, r1 H3 g8 W" _我着紧草。
, d9 V) a* e6 u+ a7 C9 U15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! ! e& M& A( \7 Y% O; U# @" Z
你未够班同我讲数！ 7 o9 t3 g* q& _7 O4 D1 A
16 Two beat six. + K2 ~7 T$ G) M; O
二打六
' R6 @& W6 f7 i3 s# |/ L3 B17 Two five son. + S% k& X' y) W/ H) `4 J3 _, O
二五仔 ) h6 K7 P9 O6 W
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 ) m; \+ ^2 l0 y+ m* z6 }3 a* R  {
琴琴青
# G3 l7 g. \/ h) }  f8 D19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 0 g! t0 }; V3 M- v: w9 B" J0 P  R
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
* R3 z, C7 l" J3 ^+ J20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
- c/ {4 W+ M9 s0 @( r3 |2 `2 V8 @蠢蠢欲動 。 ! K1 z8 M. c0 I6 S' \2 _
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 ) S0 G* S* F: t3 `
人山人海 。
8 W" N' [' M0 Y3 J8 T) Y0 G22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
5 R8 U% Q& p) k2 }) e你算老幾?
. O- I" ?, I% K- i8 _% I5 N+ v23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 2 Q* J9 j% o0 \+ I9 Y
你講乜鬼?
! z7 o5 R. B7 p24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
* O% T+ G& S1 I3 y我驚你有牙！
! W! g+ x. w: o* A+ u  A% @% u25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 2 N* O0 h5 S$ e" y& X; v/ J1 a
心花怒放。   7 ]( s7 \7 }) N& b
Fish skin 2 l  u+ @. u8 A8 w
鱼皮 。 9 f) F  W* J6 r% H8 R! l0 m) V. i
Monster of blowing water.
1 A. a* G5 c0 L吹水怪。
5 ^: h8 w( Z9 k% `* E/ b' P6 lFace green green # e" Z3 o: K# w* ~1 P
面青青。
9 s$ X* J; j+ ]8 ^* D9 BYou see road carefully 0 p) J  m2 Y' k" o& I0 I6 m5 v- B
你小心睇路 ) c4 E/ M1 a/ h( b# S# O) C
You go to street carefully
; e; u6 k) c: H8 I( x0 ~: y你出街小心D。
, u* ?" T  J* d4 `2 B& ]Do the world : A+ p; u9 s8 h$ k* z/ q, l0 @! ?
做世界 。
2 }9 z# l& d- I  Y0 r1 WBig tea rice
6 p% T* L# n6 e1 r$ I大茶饭 。 9 w" n& W! D0 d( K( N
American chinese not enough. : V+ ~& N) a( d8 _. |/ u
美中不足。
' K: J8 Q# ^( P! T  q9 _King eight egg.
( E# U$ c3 M7 T9 j. W+ U* i王八蛋
' ?, I% H# @7 ~6 ~; ]' KHigh hand.
8 ]5 x0 {4 r$ [- x高手 ( o9 V8 h! b  f+ V& ^

0 L% R/ }, E" T, P/ p. [6 }- nOld dot.
4 z5 ^& K* E4 f: Y; Z( O. i老点 & L: M" {" ?8 B& b
One old water / C, ?- L& Q  ?4 Z. O1 J, I
一旧水
0 J+ L3 ~) C5 j0 d9 {2 B/ `I know your mouse.
+ S! r5 N+ u9 [0 G我识你老鼠！ 1 A/ {7 M5 S$ L( S; `  `' U
Measure water/Pound water. ( p) k$ j) B+ a; S
磅水 9 K: l/ Y0 y0 G
A dragon service. + p& F* B4 P" ^$ G
一条龙服务
( q1 F% N. T, f8 C* vPump water. & J- s  u0 L! L9 L/ H; m
**** % m. ^3 x* v: T! ~% A# Q
I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ B( n# `* X# o, t5 T( v我吹鸡打你班友。 ( [1 ?% I/ U3 t% x) @9 [
You jump building.
6 V3 |) P9 o- Y: R  A, S你跳楼啦。
1 `6 Z  [% ^6 }, Y. M: h. wYou come back home and eat banana
! p) ?" M& M' f2 w你返屋企食蕉啦 5 F; ~$ \( N& ~0 l: G  ^- O
I give you a hair.
! T4 ?; p+ e7 U1 u  k) A我俾条毛你ar! / m8 I: G) A* u. e3 I5 M
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Collect skin
5 G7 G6 x/ X. j# [9 N收皮 , L3 b5 T. Q# Y2 O, B
Collect father
' ?7 E! k+ A* ?$ G! B8 w收爹
4 l0 x/ c- ^4 c- R4 J( \4 V: jYou give me collect father.
- I4 |4 ^+ ~2 g/ O- [# b- _5 M( C! M你同我收爹！
/ b! J9 t+ W0 y  Z1 _- l+ |- N6 `Laugh die me. % G8 [  O' ^* S* {( q7 c! V& I7 B
笑死我。 1 F4 `' E+ g# Z
You give me stop.
1 c6 o! Y( t1 i3 J你同我企系度。
6 z3 Z9 w  y$ j! ]Eight woman ' u' U! j. T, v  ?  A
八婆 3 o3 M1 w) g8 L1 Q  w, U0 w
Eight woman,you are good!
- M# }$ W! v" ~2 x6 Q# c6 L八婆，你好o野!
5 f4 ^, L/ X- {% [, w) }What the spring do you do? * n( z* b' j7 G4 V( J
你搞乜春啊? 8 v5 Q3 Y. v( ~* |, x/ N
A dog of eating dung 2 M3 |! X: K: Z# W
食屎狗 / w1 i  i2 o% b: @! m% L7 \0 |
A ghost of ass
; o" `- l/ l8 I9 @& L屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....8 {6 x9 h7 ^! e( S5 q# J
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
' H# G4 E. R" P, _" ?" [this is not hong kong style english.....
! S; T" h5 q' B5 L( x/ O1 vthis nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....1 I' g" t7 q+ \, f% N  q& {. {
i've already ban this shit...
! A* G( Y; ^) Y+ A, hdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.