香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die. # H* T: W. E  \0 k: {  O
甘多人死，唔见你死。
9 `9 A: t! i/ t5 o+ S! n7 c; v2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? % O" {, K0 k& `- S" F; y
你教我以后点出嚟行? . g$ X' X( P8 T& H3 v* ^
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
# m* Z. b5 \& I5 D: t0 o1 d如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
5 C* o8 n9 V2 G4 "I saw a pork chop"
3 A; g2 r: x) ^$ `; r, D我见到件猪扒啊。 ! `& [+ O. x7 O4 m+ H0 E0 b4 r
5 Are you road?
) Y! \! t0 q# i. Z8 G你系咪路啊？
, M5 V% S3 k: D3 i5 @8 Y' {6 What the water are you?
, M9 X4 o, [. t% g5 S你系乜水啊？ 2 \  Z3 }5 S& h) x" ?& t
7 Do you big me? 5 `5 b" Q' }: @- q+ @
你大我啊？
5 |1 d  }9 C! f3 i8 Zebra chops people. 0 v) o7 J- y6 T  |; F$ q
班马劈友。
( O, Z2 }/ `: P4 l) n5 i; L9 The king of the cutting girl.
" U( C  z4 r( N/ ?7 G7 l; w9 e界女王。 ! q5 i% n/ ^' _& d9 C! V
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
# V, Z1 E. F* D* u6 p9 o批我个头俾你当凳坐。 ( d3 ]& w6 `) J" |6 N
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
# j3 s, i# A) D/ _* ~你当我无到？
) o1 h* Y2 z5 _) d12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
% _* X3 J+ h# j3 p+ E* b3 M你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 3 ~7 G. P$ a6 X4 i* p8 Q
13 Today I was very black son. # C% T: O' h4 H* f) X; ~/ `
今日我好黑仔。 0 X" k' {5 o( w2 M/ N0 T
14 I am wearing grass.
- M% R% ]# Q' `; a我着紧草。 # j. T  W& f, S$ y# A1 P, L
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! : |2 O& g! h; F
你未够班同我讲数！ - `; Z# A% A+ P! \0 \* Z% o- x, W
16 Two beat six.
2 o3 P4 \, C: i, u, i  ~" h4 {二打六 ( o# z7 e( G3 n; I$ {: i
17 Two five son. ; R9 Z: y. [% L: c0 x
二五仔
8 ?% t& V4 e: r2 a18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 : m/ j( n1 l  B9 u* b! h; H( Q
琴琴青
$ ~' s$ R8 S; D& }: r19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 . f4 Q. R$ k2 ~, h
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
0 z8 J) O; v, N( b& D20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 , u: a* v  U8 T& m0 w
蠢蠢欲動 。
+ ~% A% x/ g+ z0 t% |0 d* b21 People mountain people sea .　　　　 0 L) F* `7 t0 f9 N
人山人海 。
4 r( I7 D1 E( Y. A2 c22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ( ~3 \' X# y4 a$ }7 ]' B" X5 q
你算老幾? 9 W% K0 q+ K4 {3 K) D$ n
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 7 O: m1 O# B! J
你講乜鬼?
) a: L% @" H1 I8 B5 L$ P& f9 B24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
& I4 ~9 y# w; {我驚你有牙！ + z+ u/ y3 N; U9 S4 I5 L' n' Z! t
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 5 C) F7 [9 x5 t. _
心花怒放。   ( o  W4 @$ j& \7 {9 U
Fish skin
! j+ o8 j+ P/ B/ F( a9 K鱼皮 。
& c" q! D9 ]# k7 z3 F% s- ]Monster of blowing water.
# \& k$ |; h5 V, c5 z+ S. @8 y: k吹水怪。 6 Z3 c5 n& q6 c& o& W8 Z% j
Face green green
' F! D+ @# I$ g6 E$ r* W/ Y: C面青青。 - z4 X2 ~+ U* G- v1 x6 s
You see road carefully ) u( U2 b0 K; S' t, D2 Y3 V6 q+ q
你小心睇路
" i$ I, L$ R2 r, p1 U8 Q! u& hYou go to street carefully
) s+ K& c. g! x7 [; O! J3 l' E你出街小心D。
" \, ]& _# U5 ~+ n2 T* C- p4 MDo the world
, Y: Z# o% h- ^2 C做世界 。 . {  J% d8 V3 d% D; X: M
Big tea rice
/ H1 _* o6 W* R* C4 i1 E# m1 }大茶饭 。 ; N* m9 P* y1 d" \! P& C
American chinese not enough.
- e: m! G. r5 j% ?美中不足。
  p" c8 M( u9 M! Y4 m" k* S' U5 AKing eight egg.
' K% f7 P6 p- T1 \" y王八蛋
+ u4 X8 q7 N9 w2 V7 lHigh hand. * D; W0 ]4 m! f
高手 # O; e* g) u- S, ~) {- Q

8 j# x4 L" S& L4 P7 kOld dot.
  X# y/ q# Z) k( }/ W, X老点
: a% C1 Z6 e% U4 c2 e* IOne old water
6 R7 }: [( k. t% d一旧水
! h6 }  m' e, i7 {; @! _I know your mouse. 4 `: B% |. E& W6 ?* g, R2 n6 v
我识你老鼠！
( `1 n$ S5 x2 d1 Y2 g( TMeasure water/Pound water. . G; S2 Z9 Z8 T( I
磅水
4 b$ g. d* {3 A( A3 q6 y8 ^% R' tA dragon service. $ ~: S) |6 R: ^* \1 y9 A
一条龙服务 % p6 L  \1 `! Q( A* H+ R! ~
Pump water.
5 d) Q/ S" L+ S0 Y/ ]5 U5 T****
, r& ^0 E  Q7 e: y: u* q4 Y) oI blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
! D8 M/ s: h- T* x$ U我吹鸡打你班友。
) D4 z+ R) ^6 T- _' x3 E1 ?0 UYou jump building. 3 Z* Z3 l7 j2 I$ |
你跳楼啦。 * t4 O- f0 f$ u) x5 Q
You come back home and eat banana % D$ l0 ]1 \- w8 k5 }  `$ N5 W4 T
你返屋企食蕉啦
3 T- N3 g, Y. k" M- E' HI give you a hair.
' o3 ]* o% d2 r* i8 |# S3 z  O8 z$ L我俾条毛你ar!
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& v: L2 U. P# l$ ~' jCollect skin / A% d  e# D- w, ]/ [; g6 Y
收皮 . z9 v* T- G  [5 X5 i# ?
Collect father
9 B9 v1 m% l/ P- x. q* v收爹
* c2 ~3 Z6 M# VYou give me collect father. 2 n9 N* X' ^/ m4 E/ {0 v; _0 K6 n
你同我收爹！ 4 K% c  z5 \+ P0 l
Laugh die me.
. m) t) _7 ~. w. n% Q笑死我。 . {, _$ d4 o% `" N7 |# M
You give me stop.
3 g7 W8 t. {+ u% S- l你同我企系度。
) l$ d' R& `" \1 q8 {4 @! qEight woman 2 w* u) N. L# ~& N
八婆
9 R5 V6 ?# z$ K3 \! M0 v8 XEight woman,you are good! * M$ e$ Q# a" D
八婆，你好o野! 7 @! [0 F' y5 U# y
What the spring do you do? 9 K" A9 M+ }7 x0 U5 z6 i# [1 M
你搞乜春啊? ; P; d7 r6 `& w9 m5 r
A dog of eating dung 0 y( x2 R( y0 G) p) o
食屎狗
/ N' T3 a8 o1 i) h6 y. k7 R: ?! ~A ghost of ass & V, P, U5 K$ r9 Y
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....& ^8 s2 Y9 q5 k- B
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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) |6 m) x8 h4 \, Q) Q. J7 R' [totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......) K* U0 n% e1 k' L; y" H. c7 a
this is not hong kong style english.....
- j6 }9 F$ T$ P8 |% ^( y- K' ^this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....! A( ~4 U' P  B4 @; H( i
i've already ban this shit...
9 J  D7 h4 |/ x/ q! W5 T  u& cdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.