香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
0 v4 L& D+ r( G- J% s甘多人死，唔见你死。 # b4 F$ E; o2 q0 L: \5 m1 \3 D
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
2 U0 O' t9 Z* |你教我以后点出嚟行? 4 f* O6 n8 q4 Z/ n& g" [
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
- {7 ]# _* A' n6 E0 k2 U' f* D如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。 : q- l6 B, B( k, h8 ?% r. W
4 "I saw a pork chop" : z# O( B- ]% H4 P6 h9 @0 H2 ]
我见到件猪扒啊。
8 [# S+ R* z% \4 ?5 Are you road?
( }* I" }9 t5 J6 h* L" X3 w- ^/ y你系咪路啊？
; I& I+ j. ^- A% z  o2 C6 What the water are you?
8 ?. a( `- C  D# n6 {. |你系乜水啊？
$ ~+ O3 M. z1 J. V" y" X1 B& g  C7 Do you big me?
! j4 U" n- K* c1 R, D你大我啊？
1 |) X- j8 `+ p8 Zebra chops people.
8 V9 Q) k. T" C7 G班马劈友。 / L: o' `. w: \
9 The king of the cutting girl.
$ `7 n  b8 w  l7 ^6 c界女王。 3 m! Q, U$ I8 h& A7 j( U  V. \9 O
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
) {9 f. T; Z8 I( U2 Y; v6 U批我个头俾你当凳坐。
3 z) M) I. b/ V+ _( s) |8 i7 f: ?11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
7 v! r2 B& v5 J; T8 O2 {4 G9 T你当我无到？
1 r7 N' q' ~4 w: w12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. $ g% i! Y1 ?7 {- f& e0 Q; q
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！ 3 m8 L3 K+ @. K; t5 r
13 Today I was very black son.
" ?& l; ]% u# U今日我好黑仔。 + X4 p' O: \9 v/ A
14 I am wearing grass. . l9 R1 o+ s$ ~8 r0 F" x% y8 S, X
我着紧草。
# m. E, @; H# x% [3 Y, s15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! * f; n" d" ~* e$ J0 ~/ ~* `! H
你未够班同我讲数！ & }: W7 ~" T' ~, _; n1 W, l6 F
16 Two beat six. 6 Q! I% Q  r5 Z
二打六 : h: N# V7 G( \9 X
17 Two five son.
* N$ `# c+ C2 k1 S" K# ]& P二五仔
! k" L0 B& T9 W7 W9 y1 H+ e1 L% E# v18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
$ z' I! h/ z2 R# m琴琴青
. ?. I1 G+ {% V/ l  \19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 1 Y) F; }1 ^) ?" y
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
/ i2 A# o4 y0 k% @; P6 T/ I- O. j, }20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
" H' M; i4 D2 Q; v; W. e" Y蠢蠢欲動 。
1 R: F3 ~! P+ `3 W21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
: z6 F0 L% @( H6 y* T* Y6 g人山人海 。 ; U/ A8 v! p7 Z4 ~- f
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
9 M# _# d3 |- }1 b8 a( b$ ]. F你算老幾?
* w4 M9 i$ Z( Y- \8 `$ Y23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 $ A+ P" j  W) f% @/ C; a
你講乜鬼? # M6 G4 ]- D1 z3 e& R
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
% U; _8 w9 B  t/ S2 m/ Z我驚你有牙！
' h2 L3 u+ p- ]! R3 n# i6 Q' P& c  t4 R25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 0 n  u5 A" f) B' p, ^1 ^
心花怒放。   
4 |7 F! P; g2 [. _9 CFish skin
) t! u2 h7 t0 v* H2 o6 g; h鱼皮 。
% M( C8 i1 {$ }0 EMonster of blowing water. 4 ^1 C# x' d9 n  q4 C
吹水怪。
5 N2 a2 f  d. M8 tFace green green
3 O- f, b3 s+ e& b$ K$ x7 H% n面青青。
+ ]/ q6 q  D7 ^" V; P; iYou see road carefully   L! S- X  l8 x! O
你小心睇路
8 r9 Z9 ~' O. f+ r+ ]+ R& ?& e7 D, gYou go to street carefully
4 \$ O% O+ C) U) a+ S3 B2 l  R3 x你出街小心D。 ! b( @0 P9 c: a' G% u8 X) ], R
Do the world ) Z, d9 J$ X/ G4 @* f- D. `! b) @
做世界 。
6 d- ]. q; B+ {. ~+ j) DBig tea rice
# I& |2 }& ]; W4 r% d9 |大茶饭 。 % m* A3 ]9 s; P
American chinese not enough. ; D8 X0 \3 R4 R
美中不足。
' L; d$ x8 Q9 M3 |! I0 b: `King eight egg. 4 M  Z1 I1 O0 i* O6 B, k! L
王八蛋
0 {# C0 K% n- V7 Q9 hHigh hand.
7 x9 Z" ^9 a: }高手
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$ Q/ x9 T8 m- B( kOld dot.
1 i9 Q% b8 }7 A( o6 k% V$ T老点
: e# a0 I: w' `0 E% rOne old water
" z8 {) a* I4 ^/ S5 n$ u一旧水
3 H  G  C+ b% X5 o0 \% ]( \I know your mouse. . P( I- X" f" a1 t' e# K& C
我识你老鼠！ / T' Q  x# [! Q/ N0 A/ l* Y
Measure water/Pound water.
0 g- ?& p2 n3 }  f' @! g/ O" H/ Y磅水 2 L: `* v4 n4 u7 L. Q' T. P
A dragon service.
# i5 A% X7 ~# l  i一条龙服务
- P- G8 _( n! dPump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
, ~) R7 w7 O0 I5 B2 ]我吹鸡打你班友。 ; c% k' b  ~9 N6 u  A
You jump building. : ^. l) n9 k, h
你跳楼啦。
) ]/ c# @6 b; eYou come back home and eat banana - A' L0 L# x( B. P2 B
你返屋企食蕉啦 9 l# L3 b* z. v  T, p7 g7 i4 X
I give you a hair. / j  f+ X4 _1 V6 X
我俾条毛你ar! , R: F" ]( A% ~# ?9 v, e- W3 k' U

! X+ M- e* V, y6 YCollect skin - D% l* ~6 |3 C$ [
收皮 % ]& m9 ^# h1 c# P
Collect father
5 l' C7 K/ O6 `' R) r收爹
# g- X# g; V/ S0 i" WYou give me collect father.
0 r5 \) g6 W; ?+ m你同我收爹！ % Y, T4 L  z6 l4 Y  t; U" y
Laugh die me.
* C  g# l1 P$ F笑死我。 + R/ a* s9 W! k0 {. s6 b+ l
You give me stop. 7 \5 u8 [# u/ R7 i
你同我企系度。 1 W5 P- O; u4 c; y# N
Eight woman 7 s# E) D; y! N
八婆 $ n$ B: c9 L6 R
Eight woman,you are good! 2 c% E5 B+ O& a% W3 c& a: R6 B
八婆，你好o野! + n4 e% J' e$ L( h5 {
What the spring do you do?
/ e, @4 v6 t3 e- p- Z5 F- {3 D你搞乜春啊?
2 q+ ]1 R3 `/ k/ w; h! vA dog of eating dung ; F: d9 q/ H4 \6 l) m" p
食屎狗
$ B4 I3 G! K* ^; sA ghost of ass + h5 e6 l+ }- f. X" g
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....
) E0 ]) W7 G2 {' c都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

1 A" e8 P1 X% v. L8 I4 ^1 [' e# L0 |% i9 _  e
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
& t3 {4 t( [- B4 I( {/ mthis is not hong kong style english.....4 \: h2 K. m1 g/ R# L
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....( @2 |  n, m  x  @7 v9 \. x
i've already ban this shit...# V+ I0 c! ^: q; d1 W4 }
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.