香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
7 b9 D. B5 q8 h# n: q* }) r甘多人死，唔见你死。
* F5 N3 E! |8 ~& E6 A$ o! f2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future? ) M5 a. L7 U! Z5 V: ]0 V. K' H
你教我以后点出嚟行? ! u/ ?) ]1 e  ]# k- B* ^7 Q
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
6 C; `6 D9 X) W. ]  ?如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
/ k0 t/ v& H4 n- z; v8 O* Y+ }$ R4 "I saw a pork chop" * s  H6 e* |: z6 z% k
我见到件猪扒啊。
  k! M* h5 F7 F( H  W5 Are you road?
: Z5 G! P- }) `# J* E8 v你系咪路啊？ . Y! f2 L3 f" y
6 What the water are you?
' K' p4 D" B% N你系乜水啊？
# w7 c, j" o2 V) u, h; \: X$ i7 Do you big me? $ t% ?# ?% V# q6 M- N2 _6 |
你大我啊？ $ x1 P( k! F' ?4 \$ e6 v' i
8 Zebra chops people. ) r) R+ T7 [# n3 ?& N& [- o
班马劈友。 ) B/ V3 y' O0 `: @
9 The king of the cutting girl.
+ j# I6 c( D4 l2 E5 @- [界女王。 $ k  t+ {6 X  e' r8 W0 R% W" X
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
. h* F! ]3 ^. E$ c( e; G" c* y批我个头俾你当凳坐。
2 T* D; Y: c" d' Y. s* v  i' I/ K11 Do you think me didn't arrive? ! D9 u( k8 ~5 F' O1 X
你当我无到？ 0 b4 h# ^: [" z; z$ U
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up. & @: V1 \+ W/ H# t6 I6 w9 V! g# t( u
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
) H: f1 x, N; W! T$ K- s13 Today I was very black son.
( U& G% l! `9 [1 A2 G今日我好黑仔。 6 }' g, W& |9 \) @9 Z
14 I am wearing grass. : k( u+ p# t( M( B+ z+ q
我着紧草。
, d) w4 j, J/ g3 p& _' z8 |15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
! S6 b/ h+ E7 v7 O8 r# S你未够班同我讲数！
9 \$ h) v; I  @+ F16 Two beat six. 7 |7 Z2 t7 j( M. D" p4 H9 r
二打六
$ n% n! U! y% ~: C7 d17 Two five son.
$ g* I* q( S9 I6 @6 ~二五仔 8 R$ x$ [2 @+ g" i: i& G" N
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
& I7 L7 \& u& X/ |( \% ~1 M8 D3 \: U5 M% Y琴琴青   b+ R- v' [$ a9 J
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　 $ v: Y2 f& E3 l7 l0 u& k: ?. X
我俾D顏色你睇睇！ 8 P+ \9 O# j$ {5 _9 L1 {
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　   O  x0 e) V6 n! ?  V: M
蠢蠢欲動 。 " T" b0 s0 \; V8 [/ y+ w( d8 z& |
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
0 T  u/ a" E  ^! n+ m- x+ p' ~人山人海 。
' r, _+ X5 O$ A2 e22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
: A  a! @8 C% s! l你算老幾?
  O3 K; r7 N: Y+ f6 o23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
, G7 P; k6 r+ g# ~3 d你講乜鬼? - q% Y$ \+ b9 V+ U6 T
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
  ]+ t' Z8 A! G/ C+ {我驚你有牙！ ; |5 j& Z# [6 I0 y3 z1 a9 C
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 : N" ?# A& N1 n5 x
心花怒放。   
$ j0 m$ K6 R) b9 j9 lFish skin 1 m3 s+ p. }. Y
鱼皮 。   a. v; U; X. k6 x
Monster of blowing water. $ u* z4 |" }$ H7 Q0 Z7 D* b
吹水怪。 ( U- h: L3 G" V5 p; j  q
Face green green : U# M# H, @- n+ x
面青青。 : i! j7 Y* Y$ x3 \+ v" E- f
You see road carefully
" B! W! U0 l& C& i* T  W4 \( ]你小心睇路 0 e% f9 L* V4 o8 k5 J* f
You go to street carefully # A/ J$ O3 B; N4 f
你出街小心D。 . ]- M+ x9 p9 O
Do the world
$ f+ d) i1 ~3 ]$ r& V$ N0 G做世界 。 1 u. Z$ N8 X* z9 [) `4 b+ f1 n
Big tea rice
, Q4 Y. ]4 _4 S: w0 Z0 p) p大茶饭 。 " F6 t% P8 I  H) I5 ~' ~0 s! e% Z
American chinese not enough.
- H: N) a# D; a; {1 l8 ?  p2 `4 G7 [% G- I美中不足。
6 y' Q' M+ d% r+ O* J- @King eight egg. % O( Y5 k! N/ H! a9 z
王八蛋 5 t# c8 M/ `# J# W6 ^
High hand.
, N$ j8 `& U9 P- B7 j0 q高手
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$ S' M8 [! t6 G7 J+ p7 G- oOld dot.
- ?5 w. w. t4 j2 p4 g0 Y% X老点
1 ^! {  f: f! \, T! VOne old water 9 d8 {! `" Z  }4 u9 ^
一旧水 3 z$ v8 g* B# m3 N! K2 h
I know your mouse.
7 N' E) Y4 l7 a4 {" D- Y# p我识你老鼠！
5 |7 N$ `: }( GMeasure water/Pound water.
8 [8 i; d7 H" v: B& T磅水 % U4 G; C  l& E$ w
A dragon service.
. P& C  y; L0 H% U一条龙服务 + T2 _/ ^3 _& G; {3 @. Q# K6 B' Y
Pump water.
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I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
$ a' w& f% h. t0 y9 p# V' f2 P我吹鸡打你班友。 . v+ z- K$ L: J% B
You jump building.
8 S" M2 N5 B; s& b5 o* X你跳楼啦。
7 e) X# S& q$ PYou come back home and eat banana
2 R5 D" h" H5 K: q你返屋企食蕉啦
$ T' r+ i: u1 ^5 A2 UI give you a hair. " B6 y5 m( P' j
我俾条毛你ar! - U$ h' l) P) x) ?) J' }  u

& H1 S9 R4 V' A  HCollect skin
+ R3 q: }2 {8 d0 D+ ^4 R收皮 4 v' P7 }! f/ i  G
Collect father   a5 s6 @! `  _5 f
收爹 3 G, X; Q2 I6 g
You give me collect father. * D$ b$ ^" M7 [% l+ R
你同我收爹！ 6 w6 q* ?# D3 h
Laugh die me. ! D" I  Q$ p3 d0 @/ y0 F
笑死我。 9 F' l  c3 W+ i8 W; h
You give me stop.
/ ]" A. T; o) F6 I; P8 B你同我企系度。 - h! C5 ]- U; g1 W
Eight woman
) A, R- b/ }( k3 O1 ?9 a/ `( b6 _八婆
5 r0 P! X/ f/ B+ A& v0 E; v' DEight woman,you are good!
$ \% i% u9 O$ i+ l八婆，你好o野! , k6 F. `+ e' J+ l5 S) g
What the spring do you do?
- B/ q4 [" k3 ]7 c7 T. i% j3 ~/ O你搞乜春啊? # t2 M* X, l) j/ x" K
A dog of eating dung , C3 a+ d# |; r7 l9 I% n3 A: e7 o
食屎狗
3 L; ]' E  l, lA ghost of ass
) b: @. M6 Q+ V- l, i4 G: C9 ]屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....* z1 d2 E1 q4 k0 u" K: P& t  k
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

4 D, o  z( V" L* P1 S' \4 |3 _8 ?- s
totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......
/ m% K% {: Z" ~+ S) q5 cthis is not hong kong style english.....5 G; w- w1 w) A7 P: N
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
3 a- B* q! F2 x  h9 ^5 E( E4 u+ Pi've already ban this shit...
8 l" B' P4 j5 W* H4 _6 U8 fdon't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.