香港特色英语！！

dinx

1 So many people die, never see you die.
1 F  w9 d0 V1 C& m甘多人死，唔见你死。 0 F: X: R4 T0 @7 f, L* @/ |3 |
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
* P1 J% ]- e. l5 O3 I7 e5 Y" Z* n$ \* e你教我以后点出嚟行? # C: [0 u# X  k: t9 h
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
6 v" X8 {' I7 f  A+ W# P如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
) z! N: y% r( R( m0 H4 "I saw a pork chop" ; }/ Z0 W2 [( i3 t0 j$ ]
我见到件猪扒啊。
- o0 u6 I& G* \5 Are you road?
$ Z! v- O' L) A; n( w你系咪路啊？ * Q6 _( y. B1 {
6 What the water are you? 2 l( ~5 s. m. A! Z! [2 T& u
你系乜水啊？
. Z2 ~, s9 p+ P! L; H7 Do you big me? ' `; p1 E8 M4 y4 e1 I& Z- ^
你大我啊？
  _# K  s" @# @7 S; t8 ~5 G% t8 Zebra chops people.
1 X9 I5 U2 @1 h8 m班马劈友。
7 N# ~6 h' b. J% J$ ^: C$ ^5 k9 The king of the cutting girl. # ]) l% C" M6 a7 [/ O
界女王。
" @# I! G5 X0 E" p7 u: j4 k; O4 ]10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
4 ~- x4 v, ~  Q2 |( K批我个头俾你当凳坐。 + _2 d$ r; p  |4 D
11 Do you think me didn't arrive? " _0 w  N1 |% u5 }
你当我无到？ 9 [" e( C- ]" p) @) d! |; D
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
3 h" x' Q" x/ N* c2 C  I你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
- I1 H) z5 Y/ j/ J( p7 S- p13 Today I was very black son. . Q5 c) W# I. `8 t  T
今日我好黑仔。
! v8 I, q, C' o- k5 e14 I am wearing grass.
- W5 {0 W9 r& |. M7 W1 w6 S) {( Y0 Q( h( k我着紧草。 8 _+ w4 P: _3 a2 k& T
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
' `& H* @, b+ Y0 O+ |你未够班同我讲数！
" b2 e6 ?* L, {16 Two beat six.
6 W3 M# f$ Z) e- o二打六 / C5 k: w2 Q0 P/ h1 e# R. \
17 Two five son.
/ ^. V6 I. E9 s- ]二五仔
9 m- @! }- o: ~0 p, [* N" g5 _18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　 . M# o+ b" {2 s
琴琴青
' m/ O3 w: C, z6 }  x19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
6 U' }2 }% a) l4 Q" y# ?我俾D顏色你睇睇！
  e5 l: h0 {3 }5 c. {20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　 6 E. R. q2 R$ S2 g) k0 M
蠢蠢欲動 。
+ w1 T& k1 ~7 [; s21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
' E$ `9 M9 f  s人山人海 。
2 u6 z7 [5 H) v  D( y6 D" A22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　 ) u' x6 P/ C& V" Z+ q
你算老幾? , B$ L8 @1 B7 `) D" i" E0 {( a
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　 % m  p+ ?. B+ B( s  b* w% c
你講乜鬼?
) T, e7 Q: f' @" ^3 n24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　 " V# l7 |! T) [8 w% K
我驚你有牙！ 0 T/ k" m, \3 F
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　 4 a+ {; n- M# E7 b
心花怒放。   , K9 ^5 I- R" D* P5 ^% A7 ]
Fish skin + R3 W  H! i$ z2 T2 Z
鱼皮 。 0 j% z) W$ z4 k5 s4 M
Monster of blowing water.
+ Z3 L% _" s: N吹水怪。
! A9 W. Z: ^3 L. E8 J- f  @: T( VFace green green
3 ?2 W& c8 P/ j8 b5 n0 }% \% i面青青。
  }& m( N- s9 k- t. N+ U8 i7 vYou see road carefully ; N% Y6 v3 c0 b6 J9 z* ?
你小心睇路 " I. Y0 j1 Y2 U( `6 T0 l# ^
You go to street carefully " Z- M! r+ A* Y1 H- P) q+ p
你出街小心D。 * G3 z* {0 |$ t; x: H4 d9 k  [
Do the world 8 Y9 O% y; i1 T) v2 U* L" \
做世界 。 : F/ ]$ ^. q' s% ?  l  |- g8 q
Big tea rice
3 j5 R$ Z5 t7 I( |/ x大茶饭 。
& G9 Q$ @9 \7 ?" a; m3 T/ yAmerican chinese not enough. + F& u# t+ J1 Y7 R/ }
美中不足。 $ G4 g% L- s5 J# z
King eight egg.
+ P* |; O: S+ l; e0 f+ r6 y王八蛋 7 r2 y7 E: G4 y! z! x/ r, H
High hand. 3 c0 ?2 X% w+ b
高手 $ h+ B, w1 G# x: N9 {* f5 I

. l( Y$ }) F# v7 wOld dot. ( F% F& ~- h2 \
老点 - `# Z; Q/ t4 L. S: }  l* m
One old water ) {( u% }; p5 N
一旧水 $ o% F) |! V) {) k0 s" N
I know your mouse.
% `8 ]: a/ g5 [3 T我识你老鼠！ 6 f2 ~* }  m: b- q
Measure water/Pound water.
3 i3 \3 n6 k6 C. g+ n) a5 a磅水 0 y) C% S3 W0 R" v( n
A dragon service. 7 d2 W& _- v+ l+ o$ l$ `1 H( E
一条龙服务
: s( W1 Y( z4 c( x4 sPump water.
8 s7 ~: F0 V- f0 {9 b8 E6 O6 `' y****
+ w. k" p( L1 \# }# w* l( `I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. , w9 R, ^3 B3 V3 S# Y8 q
我吹鸡打你班友。 8 }2 m' e8 I8 _0 ?" J
You jump building.
2 O0 `9 L7 n" S/ g6 N你跳楼啦。 ( y: r3 \( t. i2 x3 ?5 y% u
You come back home and eat banana
% e8 v# P) H  L3 W  j" F你返屋企食蕉啦 2 [4 |; P# w) O5 C  R1 ~; g' q
I give you a hair.
0 B2 D( {' n: j1 x我俾条毛你ar!
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5 X2 U: T3 U2 NCollect skin , \/ Y# h) P( c
收皮 ( ~7 c5 ^6 @# Y
Collect father
& i5 C, A+ \6 d9 h4 ^& W/ @收爹
1 Z2 S& E' ^4 R0 E& a# y$ eYou give me collect father.   m. S0 x' i8 p; Q/ ^6 J2 M
你同我收爹！ ' F; ^  b8 {/ H  Z7 r& u
Laugh die me. 7 R: r( {; Z& {& T
笑死我。 0 c' W- D4 o* o' V7 W8 N0 a
You give me stop.
4 f# h2 C0 S/ T! D你同我企系度。
. m% i2 p3 |- H6 L  YEight woman
9 _  f6 g# {8 i" h$ F$ I八婆
0 f( v! c( W5 W( T. t( M) l! j0 YEight woman,you are good!
2 u3 O! {0 N: I" e- b' d/ Z6 M  R3 j八婆，你好o野!
0 m+ d3 a7 b, V  b- P/ l5 m5 x9 f6 cWhat the spring do you do?
; R9 D6 b4 b' q0 n, |2 g) g你搞乜春啊? * Y$ ^  v+ L5 U+ b+ M
A dog of eating dung 7 V1 O' z$ \" R1 |7 V# Z5 t
食屎狗 $ T' p8 ^; F$ M
A ghost of ass 0 E+ p, {) {& L7 e& L+ |; k
屎忽鬼

vj11

Can't believe..

CK銘

有d真喺幾有創意.....! \& t) l- u, W( L. E
都幾有趣呀...哈哈

albert_einstein

有d就連香港人都唔明白!

艾官

無言......

xingsing

好无言，但有好好笑

偉華

真係好特色0既英語咯！

J.T.

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totally bullshit....no body gonna believe this......: r& u  p7 B+ K, ?. z4 ~& t
this is not hong kong style english.....2 D# a( u( }6 a* z+ v+ S2 ~
this nonsense are those people from mainland directly translated 香港口語.....
5 l' A& q( u" Y* ci've already ban this shit...5 }6 S) U% m3 b. A) l1 |
don't fukin' mess with hong kong people~!!!!!

kuru

唔信香港人會明呢d英文

Hunter88

Just a joke.  Don't believe it.